SwampButt Underwear™
Underwear For Hot People
With a blend of spandex and lycra, SwampButt Underwear™ is the perfect underwear for runners, cyclists, exercise enthusiasts and anyone who has a backside.
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Great glavins’ ghost! The science of swamp butt.
What Is SwampButt Underwear Made From?
SwampButt Underwear performance undergarments are made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers. The traditional brief style is a blend of cotton and lycra. Both styles fit snuggly, there will never be any droop associated with our garments.
How Does SwampButt Underwear Work?
How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield. When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rain water across a drive way or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster.
The same thing happens with our garment. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture. Our performance undergarments are made from lycra and polyester fibers. The brief style from cotton and lycra.
28 May, 2023
Bad News as Stress and Sweat Will Lead to Butt Acne
Sweaty Underwear when left unattended, unwashed, or unchanged can lead to clogged pores and yes, butt acne. Yuck. Acne is less unsightly on the backside Read More »
27 May, 2023
Human Sweat Used for Wonderful Art in Crystal Form on Ball Caps
Talking About Sweat… This article was taken from ‘Designbloom.’ The ball caps shown in the article are crystalized with lots and lots of human sweat. Read More »
11 May, 2023
No One (1) Wants to Hug a Sweaty Graduate
Graduates Sweat Like Crazy On Graduation Day Whether The Weather Is Warm, Hot, Humid or Hot and Humid Depending on the location and weather conditions, Read More »
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For those last minute gifts or the ones you may have forgotten about. The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card is perfect for Christmas or any occasion. Shipping is free because these cards are sent via e-mail. These cards will not expire, always redeemable!