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SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You!

  • On August 17, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You! It is not fall, but advertising purchased in the tens of millions of dollars would have Americans believe otherwise. A disconnect between calendars, thermometers and so called ‘fall back to school’ sales did not escape the makers of SwampButt Underwear’s™ notice (www.swampbutt.com). What […]
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SwampButt Underwear Performance Brand For Men Now Worn By Women

  • On July 24, 2018
Texas Women Breaks Boundaries Reserved for Men. Click here to buy yours now: SwampButt Underwear for Women: Red and White are Like Pink but not Quite. Thanks to Rachael Welsh of Angleton, Texas it is now okay for women to wear men’s underwear. The United States has known its share of brave, smart, industrious women. Dolly Madison, Martha […]
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Three Pairs $17.76 Independence Day Sale Continues Through July 8 2018

  • On July 6, 2018
Three Pairs $17.76 Independence Day Sale Continues Through July 8 2018. Based on the popularity of this sale event we are extending it through Sunday July 8, 2018. Purchasers receive a red, white and blue pair of our SwampButt Underwear performance brand for $17.76 plus the shipping charges. The underwear would normally cost $57.99 for three […]
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Declare Sweat Stain Independence July 4 $17.76

  • On June 26, 2018
Declare Sweat Stain Independence July 4 $17.76.  Get independence from your sweaty backside this summer with the SwampButt Underwear Independence Day Package. A red, white and blue pair in your size for $17.76. Shipping costs are extra but it is still an excellent value as these remarkable drawers ordinarily sell for $18.99 each. Get yours […]
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SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities

  • On June 19, 2018
  SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities. Citing the facts that 1) Americans hate soccer and 2) that watching it is more boring than most anything in a universe crowded by mind-numbing silliness, the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ (www.swampbutt.com) have chosen not to promote their men’s performance underwear in conjunction with any World Cup broadcasts […]
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Summer Lessons To Survive A Shart Attack

  • On May 28, 2018
Summer Lessons To Survive A Shart Attack. Shart Week is May 28 – June 4, 2018. With summer starting, temperatures higher, schedules rearranged, diet, sleep patterns and locations all a-jumble, is it any wonder that even the heartiest and healthiest could experience an upset stomach? At SwampButt Underwear we feel your pain, and it’s probably gas. […]
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Save Face and Feelings if Father’s Day Gifts Were Forgotten

  • On June 15, 2018
Save Face and Feelings if Father’s Day Gifts Were Forgotten Is it acceptable to send your father a gift card from SwampButt Underwear for Father’s Day? According to the people from SwampButt Underwear it is. “We completely support the idea of sending a SwampButt Underwear gift card to dad through the e-mail,” said company shill […]
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Does the Sight of Dad’s Sweat Soaked Butt Bring Tears to Your Eyes?

  • On May 21, 2018
Does the Sight of Dad’s Sweat Soaked Butt Bring Tears to Your Eyes? Is the site of your father’s sweaty backside so repulsive you wish you could join another family? Is the father of your children leaving his mark on the world in the form of sweaty butt prints? Then we have the perfect gift for […]
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A Virtual Gift Card for Those Whose Father Has Swamp Butt

  • On May 18, 2018
Cyber services with real-world impact… A Virtual Gift Card for Those Whose Father Has Swamp Butt. The boundary between augmented and actual reality is blurrier now as the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ are offering a virtual gift card for Father’s Day 2018. The cards can be ordered on the company’s web site (www.swampbutt.com) and are delivered […]
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Citations for Visible Butt Sweat Issued to Violators

  • On May 7, 2018
Citations for Visible Butt Sweat Issued to Violators. SwampButt Underwear now has a citation available for issue to those who really need it most, those who are not aware of how yucky they look with a soaking wet butt. It’s the modern equivalent of a bottle of Scope mouthwash on a desk or in a mailbox, except […]
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