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A Virtual Gift Card for Those Whose Father Has Swamp Butt

  • On May 18, 2018
Cyber services with real-world impact… A Virtual Gift Card for Those Whose Father Has Swamp Butt. The boundary between augmented and actual reality is blurrier now as the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ are offering a virtual gift card for Father’s Day 2018. The cards can be ordered on the company’s web site (www.swampbutt.com) and are delivered […]
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When Was National Get To Know Your Customers Day?

  • On May 16, 2018
Remember to enter the word Brown at check-out for 25% off your total purchase. When Was National Get To Know Your Customers Day? Well, “National Get To Know Your Customers Day” was yesterday, October 19, 2017. The owners of SwampButt Underwear would like to commemorate the occasion and stand out at the same time. But […]
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The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card Makes Pretending To Care Easier Than Ever

  • On May 16, 2018
The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card Makes Pretending To Care Easier Than Ever. For those who cannot decide what to buy someone or don’t want the hassle of shopping, paying, wrapping, delivering, disappointing, taking back for an exchange, not finding what is needed, lost the gift receipt, there is nowhere to park, getting really pissed off […]
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SwampButt Underwear And The Gift of the Dryness

  • On May 16, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Presents The Gift of the Dryness. Drawing of not Marla as this woman is not blonde. SwampButt Underwear Presents The Gift of the Dryness. Marla was a beautiful girl with even more beautiful blonde hair that swept down to and past her shoulders. Her shimmering mane was part of her trademark, knock-out good […]
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SwampButt Underwear Buy One Get One Sale Continues

  • On May 16, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Buy One Get One Sale Continues. SwampButt Underwear is offering a ‘Buy One Get One Free’ offer now through December 31, 2017. You do not have to do anything. SwampButt Underwear Buy One Get One Sale Continues SwampButt Underwear Buy One Get One Sale Continues. Now through December 31, 2017. The savings are […]
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Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear for Dryness and Security

  • On May 16, 2018
Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear. On St. Nicholas Day, Santa himself confessed to wearing performance brand SwampButt Underwear™ (www.swampbutt.com) on Christmas Eve to combat his own sweaty backside and rear exposure due to the pants ‘droop’ on his busiest day and evening of the year. Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear for Dryness and Security. It’s […]
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SwampButt Underwear Offers Gift Cards Delivered Via E-Mail

  • On May 16, 2018
The First & Only Men’s Underwear Company We Know of That Offers This Service… SwampButt Underwear Offers Gift Cards Delivered Via E-Mail December 21, 2017 – Just in time for Christmas, SwampButt Underwear™ now offers gift ‘cards’ to customers they can send via e-mail SwampBut Underwear Gift Card Store. A customized e-mail in the amount […]
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SwampButt Underwear Comes Down On Price

  • On May 16, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Comes Down On Price. With orders drying up like a month-old Christmas tree or un-watered poinsettias the price on SwampButt Underwear is $8.99. SwampButt Underwear Comes Down On Price. With colder weather and New Years’ resolutions to exercise more this year fading from memory, the makers of SwampButt Underwear are lowering the price […]
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Sweating Is Good So Do More

  • On May 16, 2018
Sweating Is Good So Do More. The end February and winter are both here. New Year’s resolutions fade and disappear like so much melting snow. For some, exercise is more difficult because of the weather or their own physical limitations. But for even the most shut-in, snow bound among us there is good news; Sweating […]
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Citations for Visible Butt Sweat Issued to Violators

  • On May 7, 2018
Citations for Visible Butt Sweat Issued to Violators. SwampButt Underwear now has a citation available for issue to those who really need it most, those who are not aware of how yucky they look with a soaking wet butt. It’s the modern equivalent of a bottle of Scope mouthwash on a desk or in a mailbox, except […]
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