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SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series – College Football Week 2

  • On September 5, 2018
Lake Jackson, Texas – September 5, 2018 – Another season of college football started and in the words of a gridiron hall of famer, “every Saturday half the teams win, and half the teams lose, but all the fans sweat, and I like pie.” We reviewed the math and his story checks out. And while we can’t help your team’s goal line defense or bake a delicious dessert, […]
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Congratulations Coach Tom Herman: The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week One

  • On September 4, 2018
Congratulations Coach Tom Herman…  The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week One Lake Jackson, TX. (September 4, 2018) SwampButt Underwear (www.swampbutt.com) is proud to introduce the ‘College Football Coach On The Hot Seat’ award for week one of the college football season. Week one’s winner, with a full-on third-degree singe […]
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Fans In The Stands You Are Going To Get Sweaty

  • On August 27, 2018
College Football is back for the 2018 season, and this time it’s personal as in personal hygiene. Even in the northern parts of the USA, it is still summer on the calendar and according to the thermometer. Fans at the Notre Dame vs. Michigan game will be stuck to the aluminum bleachers like barnacles on […]
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SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You!

  • On August 17, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You! It is not fall, but advertising purchased in the tens of millions of dollars would have Americans believe otherwise. A disconnect between calendars, thermometers and so called ‘fall back to school’ sales did not escape the makers of SwampButt Underwear’s™ notice (www.swampbutt.com). What […]
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SwampButt Underwear Performance Brand For Men Now Worn By Women

  • On July 24, 2018
Texas Women Breaks Boundaries Reserved for Men. Click here to buy yours now: SwampButt Underwear for Women: Red and White are Like Pink but not Quite. Thanks to Rachael Welsh of Angleton, Texas it is now okay for women to wear men’s underwear. The United States has known its share of brave, smart, industrious women. Dolly Madison, Martha […]
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Declare Sweat Stain Independence July 4 $17.76

  • On June 26, 2018
Declare Sweat Stain Independence July 4 $17.76.  Get independence from your sweaty backside this summer with the SwampButt Underwear Independence Day Package. A red, white and blue pair in your size for $17.76. Shipping costs are extra but it is still an excellent value as these remarkable drawers ordinarily sell for $18.99 each. Get yours […]
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SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities

  • On June 19, 2018
  SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities. Citing the facts that 1) Americans hate soccer and 2) that watching it is more boring than most anything in a universe crowded by mind-numbing silliness, the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ (www.swampbutt.com) have chosen not to promote their men’s performance underwear in conjunction with any World Cup broadcasts […]
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