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SwampButt Underwear Gloms On To LSU Football Championship With Purple & Gold Men’s Underwear

  • On January 18, 2020
SwampButt Underwear Gloms On To LSU Football Championship With Purple & Gold Men’s Underwear. With lessons learned from professional football player Odell Beckham Junior (OBJ), the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ moved to insinuate themselves onto a championship in which neither played any part, deserved any credit,or participated in any way by rolling out purple and […]
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Will Swampbutt Underwear Swaddle Future Astronauts?

  • On July 18, 2019
Will Swampbutt Underwear Swaddle Future Astronauts? Maybe. This week marks the 50thanniversary of the Apollo 11 launch to the moon. Plenty is written about the people, machinery, and politics of this accomplishment. Little attention is devoted to the personal comfort inside the suits worn by the first lunar explorers. Were they hot, cold, neither, both? […]
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How Heat and Sweat Were Managed By Lunar Explorers

  • On July 16, 2019
What’s funkier than an astronaut’s underwear… How Heat and Sweat Were Managed By Lunar Explorers July 17, 2019 – This week marks the 50thanniversary of the Apollo 11 launch to the moon. Plenty is written about the people, machinery, and politics of this accomplishment. Little attention is devoted to the personal comfort inside the suits […]
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Stumpy Lester Joins SwampButt Underwear as Football Insider

  • On July 8, 2019
Long-time football coach, player and scout Archibald "Stumpy" Lester will join SwampButt Underwear™ as its Football Insider. Lester will give his unique takes on the college football landscape, the exciting teams, interesting places and memories of his life in football.
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Physical Distractions Cost Strokes

  • On June 27, 2019
Eliminate at least one stroke killing distraction… Extreme butt sweat afflicts many golfers, costing them strokes, embarrassment and even friends. Could the right garment help these damp duffers and take strokes off the next round of golf? The makers of SwampButt Underwear™trust it will and believe they can demonstrate this to the golfing public. Sweat […]
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Plan Possible Alternative Destinations for this Summer’s Vacation

  • On June 14, 2019
SwampButt Underwear suggests plans for alternate vacation destinations. Many American families will leverage summer to plan a fun, entertaining, relaxing trip together. School is out and the weather is warm. It is one of the few times in any year all family members can be together at once. The summer vacation is a yearly rite […]
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This Father’s Day Hide Dad’s Sweaty Backside with Camouflage SwampButt Underwear

  • On May 28, 2019
Father’s Day is Sunday June 16, 2019, the heart of summer vacation time, which is also the hottest, most humid season of the year. Families from all over the USA will pack the car/truck/suv/van/leaf and visit one or several of the country’s many places to take it easy for a week or two. But even the best planned and executed family outing can be marred when dad’s wet bottom sticks to the car seat, restaurant booth seat, bar stool, amusement park ride, public bench or the ‘dad chair’ at the bargain mall. Worse still, those wet butts leave stains in the shape of your father’s buttocks. Known as ‘dari-angels’ these stains brand the seat, sitter, and his relatives as yucky to be around. No one needs that, but help is available.
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What to Wear for Graduation This Spring According to SwampButt Underwear™

  • On May 9, 2019
Graduation season stretches from mid-May through June and will test the patience, mettle and deodorant of graduates, faculty, staff and spectators. Most graduates will wear the traditional cap and gown for the ceremony. But what about underneath? Is it possible to look reasonably well dressed after spending hours below a black polyester heat trap named ‘graduation robe’? The makers of SwampButt Underwear believe that it is.
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March Madness TV Leads To Sweaty Backsides

  • On March 20, 2019
March Madness TV and Prolonged Sitting Lead to Sweaty Backsides and Stupider Americans Sweaty backsides, soaked underwear, and related ‘stank’ will afflict millions of men during the NCAA basketball tournament this month, according to the makers of SwampButt Underwear. But there are other deleterious side effects from protracted sitting and staring at the television. Prolonged […]
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