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SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series – College Football Week 2

  • On September 5, 2018
Lake Jackson, Texas – September 5, 2018 – Another season of college football started and in the words of a gridiron hall of famer, “every Saturday half the teams win, and half the teams lose, but all the fans sweat, and I like pie.” We reviewed the math and his story checks out. And while we can’t help your team’s goal line defense or bake a delicious dessert, […]
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Congratulations Coach Tom Herman: The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week One

  • On September 4, 2018
Congratulations Coach Tom Herman…  The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week One Lake Jackson, TX. (September 4, 2018) SwampButt Underwear (www.swampbutt.com) is proud to introduce the ‘College Football Coach On The Hot Seat’ award for week one of the college football season. Week one’s winner, with a full-on third-degree singe […]
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Declare Sweat Stain Independence July 4 $17.76

  • On June 26, 2018
Declare Sweat Stain Independence July 4 $17.76.  Get independence from your sweaty backside this summer with the SwampButt Underwear Independence Day Package. A red, white and blue pair in your size for $17.76. Shipping costs are extra but it is still an excellent value as these remarkable drawers ordinarily sell for $18.99 each. Get yours […]
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SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities

  • On June 19, 2018
  SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities. Citing the facts that 1) Americans hate soccer and 2) that watching it is more boring than most anything in a universe crowded by mind-numbing silliness, the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ (www.swampbutt.com) have chosen not to promote their men’s performance underwear in conjunction with any World Cup broadcasts […]
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Summer Lessons To Survive A Shart Attack

  • On May 28, 2018
Summer Lessons To Survive A Shart Attack. Shart Week is May 28 – June 4, 2018. With summer starting, temperatures higher, schedules rearranged, diet, sleep patterns and locations all a-jumble, is it any wonder that even the heartiest and healthiest could experience an upset stomach? At SwampButt Underwear we feel your pain, and it’s probably gas. […]
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Does the Sight of Dad’s Sweat Soaked Butt Bring Tears to Your Eyes?

  • On May 21, 2018
Does the Sight of Dad’s Sweat Soaked Butt Bring Tears to Your Eyes? Is the site of your father’s sweaty backside so repulsive you wish you could join another family? Is the father of your children leaving his mark on the world in the form of sweaty butt prints? Then we have the perfect gift for […]
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