SwampButt Underwear Advises Eat Vegetables, Smell Better, Have Sex?

Sexy lettuce
Sexy lettuce

Your mother was right. And by taking her advice, you will smell better. 

If you eat your vegetables then you’ll grow big and strong. And you’ll get laid.

Researchers recently published in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior that eating vegetables improves the attractiveness of male body odor to females. So before you hit the club you may want to eat a salad. 

Too Much Bread

Smell plays a large evolutionary part in picking potential mates. Our noses know how to diversify our gene pools, when fertility is at its height — and also detect who will agree with our political stance. Sense of smell even correlates with social circle size.

Researchers set out to find whether foods rich in carotenoids, a pigment shown to increase skin tone attractiveness, would also give body odor a boost. They studied male sweat samples with females sniff-testing for hedonic, intensity and qualitative attributes. The results, as published in Evolution and Human Behavior say: men who ate a variation of vegetables and fruits, as well as reasonable amounts of fat, meats, eggs and tofu, smelled better than those who ate a lot of carbs. The low-carb diets produced a floral, fruity, sweet and medicinal” sweat, while higher carbohydrate intake resulted in stronger, less pleasant body odor.

If this study sounds awfully heteronormative, the researchers have their reasons for sticking to a straight-people binary: females are invested in and sensitive to reproduction needs, females rank smell higher in attractiveness judgments than men, males have more and smellier sweat than females, and females outperform men on most olfactory tasks. The lesson: If you’re a man seeking women, load up on the salad bar and put down the pizza.

The researchers had females smell male sweat samples and found that men who eat a varied diet with a greater intake of vegetables and fruits smelled more attractive than males who ate a lot of carbs. We’re not sure how better they smelled. But all that bread could be hurting your sex life. To read the entire article click below. 

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