- On May 17, 2017
There is a party in your knickers and tinea cruris fungus is invited…
Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear. The warm weather months are great for golf and golfers because more rounds can be played and enjoyed. That is the good news. The not so good news is that sweat, bacteria, chaffing and fungus will also be congregating in the crotches of golfers and that inevitably will lead to a fungal infection known as ‘tinea cruris’ or more commonly as jock itch. Jock itch is rarely serious but it is often uncomfortable, itchy and occurs on body parts no one wants to scratch in public, and that goes double on the links, in the pro shop or at the bar. Keeping dry below the belt line is key to preventing the growth of the fungus that is jock itch and SwampButt Underwear™ is a great way to keep butt cheeks, and crotches dry as the English sense of humor.
Materials for Dryness
SwampButt Underwear will help prevent fungal infections in the crotches of those with the good sense to wear a pair when the weather gets hot. With Memorial Day approaching, warm weather, more daylight, and vacations will mean a heat wave inside the cut-offs, jorts, shorts and sportswear of ‘linksters’ here in North America. The material in SwampButt Underwear is made to draw sweat away from the skin. This is known as ‘wicking.’ In addition to wicking, SwampButt Underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which permits sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear. These garments are manufactured to exact specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
What to Know About Jock Itch
Jock itch like ring worm is not a worm or a ring. It is a fungal infection. And here is something probably already known; fungi grow in warm moist environments, areas of the body such as the groin, inner thighs, and buttocks are the places where jock itch commonly occurs. Is there anyone who wants to scratch any of those places while on the job, at the club, eating in a restaurant, on a date, enduring a job performance review, at the movies, focusing on a presentation, lining up a putt, or attending church services? Not likely.
“As the name suggests, jock itch mostly affects male athletes, but anyone can get it,” said corporate shill and SwampButt Underwear president Harold Nicoll. “It isn’t serious, but the itching, swelling, and need to scratch ‘down there’ are maddening.” Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
Outside the underpants of sweaty dudes, fungi also grow in steamy shower rooms among damp towels, sweaty workout clothes, and wet floors. “If you are not wearing socks before you put your underwear on maybe start,” Nicoll urged. “This is because fungi can be carried from the feet into the underwear of men when they are changing in locker rooms or bathrooms at home. The more you know.” Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
How to Know if you Have Jock Itch? Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
• Itching and pain are common.
• A rash is on the groin, skin folds, inner thighs, or buttocks. The rash usually does not occur on the scrotum. Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
• The edge of the rash is very distinct and may be scaly or have bumps that look like blisters.
• The center of the rash may have a red-brown color.
About SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who sweats a lot south of the belt line, or who wants to be comfortable, or both. Made with polyester and spandex, this high-performance underwear draws sweat away from the skin for fast evaporation. SwampButt Underwear ™ LLC is registered in state of Texas. It is owned by two friends who before they did anything decided that their friendship came first and that if there were any conflict at all, they would dissolve the business. So far so good. We sell underwear for men who really sweat a lot south of their belt line. We also sell t-shirts that are similarly engineered. Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Underwear ™ is a registered trademark with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.