Free shipping offers are generally a ruse, a ubiquitous marketing technique designed by slick ad agencies and public relations stooges to separate honest and trusting people from their money. For shame. As the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ (www.swampbutt.com) believe that honesty is the only policy, they reduced the amount of shipping charged to their customers for the upcoming Christmas gift giving time.
Here’s a look at some underwear with a little something extra. SWAMPBUTT BRIEFS What They Are: The first underpants “designed specifically for men who sweat …
From the Fashion Apparel blog
Late 2017 produced a veritable avalanche of Christmas sweaters, posters, memes and GIF images of Santa Claus’ butt crack and there is no loss of enthusiasm for a display of the great divide inside Santa’s’ pants this year either. But unlike 2017, Claus is fighting back and wearing SwampButt Underwear™ (www.swampbutt.com) to keep his bottom covered.
If you watched any golf last weekend, whether it was the KPMG LPGA Championship or the Quicken Loans National, you saw seriously sweaty golfers.
Summer is here all right. The days are long and the temps are high. Enjoy it now, because before you know it, daylight will shrink and there will be no more time for nine after work.
From New Release Ad Avenue Group
Spring breakers love the beach, but it is doubtful that many also have affection for all that sand that will collect inside their beach wear bottoms or the rash and chafing that accompany. SwampButt Underwear™ performance shorts are made from lycra and polyester to wick away and evaporate moisture faster than otherwise possible. But there is another benefit; the tight-fitting underwear will also help prevent sand migrating from the ocean into the crotches and butt cracks of America’s future leaders, aka college kids on spring break.
From Reviews and News.
Made from a blend of spandex and lycra, Swampbutt underwear wicks moisture away from your skin and dries quickly. This helps control that dreaded condition known as “swampbutt”. The spandex allows them to stretch for a comfortable fit, yet retain their original shape when you take them off.
This is the video requested by the producer of Shark Tank. It has as much detail for the questions asked in the email from Sy Ozcan.
Apparel and Gear, California, Travel Apparel, Travel Gear, United States / By Nancy D Brown / June 1, 2021What to get the dad who has everything? I have put together the ultimate Father’s Day Gift Guide for Dads who love to travel.
Swamp Butt Underwear #Sweatless @SwampButtwear
From Groovin Moms
I have never heard about Swamp Butt and never knew that it is a thing that plagues some men. Swamp Butt is an unpleasant and annoying problem and to tackle the problem Men’s Health recommends to think tight for underwear….Hence, there is Swamp Butt Underwear
From Outnumbered 3-1.
When you have a husband that works outside in the heat all day you try buying products that will help him stay cool. SwampButt Underwear is designed to?wick away moisture (sweat) and allow it to evaporate before things get embarrassing. Although we cannot die from embarrassment sometimes it can feel like it when our backside is wet and everyone can notice.
We have seen more and more items with a “pumpkin spice” theme, but now I think I’ve seen the wildest: Pumpkin spice underpants! Yes, thanks to Swampbutt Underwear guys can now enjoy “pumpkin spice” on their tush.
Now, I have looked over the product and I must admit I’d try them. Even though the idea seems wild, it’s not a bad color and the underpants are designed for comfort and hygiene. So I guess you can call me “pumpkin butt”
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From Train It Right.
Just don’t call it football. Citing the facts that 1) Americans hate soccer and 2) that watching it is more boring than most anything in a universe crowded by mind-numbing silliness, the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ (www.swampbutt.com) have chosen not to promote their men’s performance underwear in conjunction with any World Cup broadcasts this year or any time in the near or far future for any reason whatsoever. Not that they could afford this, but in case someone asks, the answer is a hard no.
Is underwear a stupid gift to give dad on Father’s Day? According to the makers of SwampButt Underwear it is not. In addition to their obvious bias, making underwear for men, the plain fact is that many men will not buy underwear for themselves.
In a unique grassroots sports-marketing promotion, the makers of SwampButt Underwear announced that the company declared Houston Texans coach Bill O’Brien the “luckiest man on planet Earth.”
From The Houston Chronicle. A few weeks back, just before Super Bowl 51 in Houston, a small clothing company based in Lake Jackson made waves for a press release announcing that they were not advertising during the most-watched sporting event on the planet. SwampButt Underwear Review
Let’s face it – everyone sweats. Male or female, at one point or another, you have experienced embarrassing butt sweat. When SwampButt Underwear offered to send me a few pairs of their briefs, I jumped at the opportunity!
By Brodie SwisherAugust 9, 2017
Sure, this may be the first article ever written on the subject of underwear for hunters. But, the struggle is real. Backcountry swamp butt ruins more hunts than grizzly attacks, snowstorms, and starvation combined.
When it’s bad – it’s really bad.
Swamp Butt Underwear
Oh, where to begin? This writing gig has taken me some interesting places over the years but I never thought I would be reviewing underwear. Full disclosure for the faint of heart – you will NOT see any photos of me in this underwear. Not now, not ever. This is for your benefit and mine. I would like to give a shout out to Nick Heraldson from Swamp Butt Underwear who has been extremely helpful and sent me a couple pairs to review. ~DesertRat
SwampButt Underwear – That’s Seriously What They’re Called
SwampButt Underwear were designed specifically to avoid the affliction they’re named after. Their 91% polyester and 9% spandex construction are a great alternative to cotton drawers which hold the sweat. You’ll also note that the seams are away from the body.
August 31, 2017 (Lake Jackson, Texas) The owners of SwampButt Underwear will donate 100% of the proceeds (less taxes and shipping) from sales of their popular men’s underwear to the Brazoria County SPCA now through September 7, 2017. The Brazoria County SPCA is in Lake Jackson, Texas. There and in the surrounding areas of the county, the brunt of flooding rain has displaced tens of thousands of people and their pets.
From APN News
First year Baylor head coach Dave Aranda must not want to join his colleagues on this list. That was one incredibly unlikely explanation for the last minute cancellation of the bears game against Houston. “Is it a coincidence that we named four Big 12 coaches to the ‘hotseat’ and then the Baylor vs. Houston game gets cancelled,” asked conspiracy theorist and SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Probably. It could very well be that there were reasons to cancel the game. Good reasons. But idle speculation is the stock and trade of internet lurkers, so we decided to pile on.”
From American Golfer
Are you tired of wet shorts rubbing bare spots on your inner thighs? Sick to death of your soggy backside? Is your wet butt print on the cart seat getting more attention than your 280-yard drives? Does Gold Bond powder leave a white cloud behind every time you fart? Suffer no more. Don’t go 18 holes making your own gravy. Wear SwampButt Underwear Green for Golfers instead.
The makers of SwampButt Underwear™ will join with the publishers of The Wrestling Estate for a week of giveaways leading up to wrestling’s’ biggest event Sunday April 7, 2019 at 6:00 p.m. central time from MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ. SwampButt Underwear makes and sells men’s underwear that wicks and evaporates sweat much faster than traditional or other premium underwear. The Wrestling Estate is pro wrestling journalism that does not copy and paste then post Dave Meltzer’s work.
SwampButt Underwear (www.swampbutt.com) owners, enthusiasts, hangers-on and even casual acquaintances were again stunned to learn that the company was not invited to participate in New York Fashion Week 2018 for the second year in a row.
Call it ‘free balling’, ‘going commando’ or ‘floppin’; men who do not wear underwear during spring break, or any other time, are at far greater risk of infections from swamp chafe, that the chaffage ensues according to the Internet and a conversation overheard in the men’s room late last week. The makers of SwampButt Underwear™ offer this announcement as a public service for men and boys who think that not wearing underwear is a good idea.
From Boston Metro.
File under first world problems, but we now have a cure for sports fans with swamp ass (via Urban Dictionary: “A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly sweaty and stinky from sweating on a hot day”).
Thankfully, you can now buy “Swamp Butt Underwear” at SwampButt.com.
Send sweat-wicking underwear—anonymously.
From Field and Stream.
I don’t know about you, but when I think of this special day, my thoughts turn to swamp butt, which is a specialized medical term for the butts of men who sweat a lot. This affliction touches the lives of literally dozens of men in this country. Some experts think there are that many sufferers in Alabama alone.
From the Outdoor Wire.
Whether it is winter, spring, summer or fall, men who hunt, fish, camp, hike, ski or trap get sweaty. It is that fact that persuaded the owners of SwampButt Underwear™ to be one of the sponsors of the popular outdoor television program “Rugged Nation.”
At any given moment in the summer months, many of us may have a small river of sweat trickling down our backsides. Although it might be something you try desperately to keep to yourself, sometimes you can’t hide the fact that your butt is pretty much drenched.
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The owners of SwampButt Underwear LLC will not sponsor Super Bowl 51, even though the game will be played in Houston, TX, very close to the company headquarters. The reasons for the decision are many including an already crowded marketplace for the annual game and the risk of brand over-exposure. Plus, it is just really expensive.