Is Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA

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SwampButt Underwear is looking for sweatiest job in United States and wants to help those people out…

Is Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA? SwampButt Underwear Wants to Know
Is Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA? SwampButt Underwear Wants to Know.

April 18, 2017 — Is Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA?  SwampButt Underwear Wants to Know. SwampButt Underwear is looking for sweatiest job in United States.
At SwampButt Underwear we embrace the easily overheated, the socially isolated, the sweaty men of earth. And we want to help them fight that “stankage.” Why? No one likes a sweaty backside. More importantly, no one wants to sit, stand, work-out, shoot, cheer, pitch, throw, serve, or bowl near someone who sports a pair of sopping wet drawers, especially at work. Is Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA? 
“”We could have paid some consultants for their thoughts,” said SwampButt Underwear president Harold Nicoll. “Instead we decided to ask the people to tell us who they are, what they do, and why the work they do is hotter than anyone else.”
Guidelines 
Starting in May, 2017 SwampButt Underwear will select someone to receive a free pair of SwampButt Underwear every week through September. To nominate yourself, send an email to swampbuttunderwear@gmail.com with the following information:

  1. Your first and last name
  2. Your e-mail address
  3. Your occupation
  4. Geographic location
  5. What makes your job sweaty?
  6. Creativity counts, but no weird stuff.

Weekly Winners
Every weekly winner will receive a free pair of SwampButt Underwear in the size and color they choose at no charge, not even for postage. At the end of September, 2017 (assuming anyone is still entering) we will name the “SwampButt Underwear Sweatiest Job in the USA” award. The winner a pair of each and every style of SwampButt Underwear, a T-shirt, and the honor of being associated with SwampButt Underwear.
By entering the contest, participants give their permission to be publicly recognized by SwampButt Underwear. The selection of each week’s winner is final but those who do not win are automatically entered into the next week’s contest. “We know sweaty people are out there,” said Nicoll. “And SwampButt Underwear wants to help them out.”
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To learn more go to www.swampbutt.comIs Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA?  SwampButt Underwear Wants to Know
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