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# SwampButt Underwear
Underwear For Hot People
## Posts
### [SwampButt Underwear Introduces Scale of Sultry 2.0](https://swampbutt.com/the-web-based-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-2-0-estimates-the-likelihood-of-visible-butt-sweat-and-uncomfortable-underwear-conditions-the-upgraded-calculator-measures-something-conventional-tem/)
**Published:** August 3, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The web-based SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0 estimates the likelihood of visible butt sweat and uncomfortable underwear conditions. The upgraded calculator measures something conventional temperature and humidity readings leave in the shade.
**Content:**
***Upgraded calculator measures something conventional temperature and humidity readings leave in the shade…***
**LAKE JACKSON, Texas, Aug. 3, 2026** — Just in time for the dog days of summer, and in the middle of another round of severe weather brought on by a ‘heat dome’, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) has upgraded its online [Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/) to account for something the original calculator did not: the additional heat created by exposure to sunlight.
The [SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/) combines temperature, relative humidity, atmospheric drying conditions and sun exposure to predict the likelihood of visible butt sweat and hot, sticky underwear conditions. In other words, it estimates just how swampy things are likely to get south of the belt line.
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## Scale of Sultry
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The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is a numeric guide 1-10 based
on weather conditions and the amount of sunlight present that will
determine how sweaty your backside is likely to be with cotton undies
or SwampButt Underwear.
SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the United States and foreign
countries. We paid a lot for it, so only use it with permission.
Temperature
Above 80°F with 40%+ humidity, Rufus uses the real heat index.
°F°C
Relative humidity
Muggy air blocks sweat from evaporating. Higher = higher sultry.
%
Sun Exposure
Direct sunlight increases the body’s heat burden and sweat production.
Shade or nighttime (+0.00)Mostly cloudy (+0.25)Partly sunny (+0.50)Mostly sunny (+0.75)Full, intense sunlight (+1.00)
Your Sultry reading **1.0**/10
### Not very sultry
Rufus saysRufus is standing by.
1 · dry10 · swampy
### Drying factor comparison
Evaporation rate (0.00 – 1.00). Higher = dries faster.
0.00
SwampButt
Lycra Spandex
0.00
Cotton
underwear
**Solar Load:** Moderate — adds 0.50 to the Scale of Sultry.
The science
Why your reading is 1.0
The temperature reported by weather services is measured in the shade. Your underwear may not be. Solar Load accounts for additional heat absorbed from direct sunlight.
×### How the Scale of Sultry works
Rufus is a scientist. He measures how sticky it is out there using four ingredients, then adds them up.
1. **Apparent heat.** Above 80°F with 40%+ humidity, we compute the National Weather Service heat index — how the air actually feels on your skin.
2. **Humidity.** Muggy air blocks sweat from evaporating, which is what keeps you cool. More moisture = higher score.
3. **Drying relief.** Dry, warm air lets fabric release moisture fast. That relief pulls the score down a bit. We compute a drying rate for two fabrics: SwampButt Lycra Spandex and standard cotton.
4. **Solar load.** Weather thermometers measure in the shade. Direct sun adds real heat on top — from +0.00 (shade) up to +1.00 (full, intense sunlight).
5. **Final score, 1 to 10.** 1 = dry and comfortable, 10 = peak swamp. Anything 7 or above and Rufus recommends changing your underwear.
All math runs in your browser. Nothing is sent anywhere.
The original Scale of Sultry compared the drying performance of the Lycra-spandex fabric used in SwampButt Underwear with that of traditional cotton underwear. Version 2.0 adds the heat burden created by direct sunlight and adjusts the calculation for conditions ranging from full, intense sun to partial cloud cover, full shade and nighttime.
The result is a single number from 1 to 10 representing the likelihood of hot, sticky and uncomfortable underwear conditions — commonly known as swamp ass or swamp butt.
A score of 1 indicates relatively comfortable conditions. A 10 is about as bad as it gets — think the Amazon River Basin, Singapore in the summer or Clute, Texas, on an August afternoon.
**How to Use the Scale of Sultry**
Users enter three pieces of information:
- Air temperature in degrees Fahrenheit
- Relative humidity as a percentage
- Sun exposure, ranging from full sunlight to full shade or nighttime
The calculator then produces the [SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/) score and estimates the drying performance of SwampButt Underwear compared with conventional cotton underwear under the same conditions.
ExposureConditionsSultry adjustmentShade/nightNo direct sun0Limited sunMostly cloudy+0.25Partial sunPartly cloudy+0.5Strong sunMostly sunny+0.75Intense sunFull midday sun/high UV+1.0Relative humidity represents the amount of water vapor in the air compared with the maximum amount the air can hold at a given temperature. As humidity rises, perspiration evaporates more slowly. Sun exposure adds radiant heat, increasing the body’s heat burden even when the air temperature remains unchanged.
**Upgrade Arrives During Widespread Heat**
Development of Scale of Sultry 2.0 was completed ahead of schedule in response to extreme heat affecting much of the country.
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Climate Prediction Center forecasts a moderate risk of extreme heat across much of the central and southern Great Plains and the middle and lower Mississippi Valley from Aug. 10-16. A slight risk covers much of the rest of the contiguous United States during the same period. [NOAA Climate Prediction Center](https://www.cpc.ncep.noaa.gov/products/predictions/threats/threats.php?pubDate=20260624)
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is intended for entertainment and general consumer information. It is not a medical device and should not be used to assess health risks, determine personal safety or replace official heat advisories.
Its purpose is limited to answering one of summer’s most persistent questions: “How much butt sweat should I expect today?”
**Cotton and Lycra/Spandex Evaporation**
Traditional cotton underwear absorbs and retains perspiration within its fibers, which can cause the material to remain wet, heavy and sticky. SwampButt Underwear’s synthetic performance fabric absorbs less moisture into its fibers and helps spread perspiration over the fabric, allowing it to evaporate more readily. The Scale of Sultry applies an estimated drying-performance adjustment to represent this difference.
Cotton absorbs perspiration into the fibers themselves. This is why cotton can initially feel soft and comfortable, but it also means the material holds a larger amount of water. Once cotton becomes wet, it tends to grow heavier, cling to the body and remain damp longer because that absorbed moisture must migrate back out of the fibers before it can evaporate.
- Synthetic performance fabrics generally behave differently. They absorb less water into their fibers, leaving more moisture on or between the fibers, where it can spread across the fabric and evaporate. This is commonly described as “wicking,” although wicking and evaporation are technically different processes: Wicking moves moisture away from the skin and spreads it across the fabric.
- Evaporation changes that moisture from liquid water into water vapor.
- Spreading the moisture over a larger surface area normally helps it evaporate faster.
Spandex provides stretch and helps underwear maintain its fit, but it is not usually the primary moisture-wicking fiber. The principal material—often polyester or nylon—does most of the moisture-management work. Spandex is generally blended into that fabric in a smaller percentage.
**CAPTION:** The web-based SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0 estimates the likelihood of visible butt sweat and uncomfortable underwear conditions. The upgraded calculator measures something conventional temperature and humidity readings leave in the shade.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear produces moisture-wicking men’s underwear designed to dry faster than traditional cotton underwear and help men remain comfortable in hot, humid and active conditions. For more information or to use the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0, visit SwampButt.com.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** butt sweat, excessive sweating, swamp ass, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, sweaty
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### [Record Heat Wave Arrival Coincides With SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Introduction](https://swampbutt.com/the-most-practical-tool-for-managing-wardrobe-based-on-weather-conditions-record-heat-wave-arrival-coincides-with-swampbutt-underwears-scale-of-sultry-introduction/)
**Published:** August 1, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The most practical tool for managing wardrobe based on weather conditions.
Record Heat Wave Arrival Coincides With SwampButt Underwear's Scale of Sultry Introduction.
**Content:**
***The most practical tool for managing wardrobe based on weather conditions….***
**Record Heat Wave Arrival Coincides With SwampButt Underwear’s Scale of Sultry Introduction**
August 3, 2026 – According to SwampButt Underwear and other more reputable weather news resources, the lower 48 states are all in the middle of a [heatwave](https://openweathermap.org/weathermap) as the month of July, 2026 ends. Just in time for the hottest part of the year the makers of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) introduce the most useful online tool in the history of on line tools, the [SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/).
**How Sweaty Will Your Backside Be?**
The web based, automated [SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/) takes the temperature, relative humidity and evaporation rates of cotton fabric and lycra/spandex fabric that SwampButt Underwear™ is made from to produce a numeric score that equals the ‘[SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/).’
*The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry online tool assigns a numeric value to that sweaty ass.*At last, someone did something other than talk about the weather,” said [SwampButt Underwear](http://swampbutt.com/) corporate spokesman Nick Heraldson. “We wanted to use the technology available for monitoring local weather conditions and squeeze them through the websites’ algorithms, math, code and such, to have it tell us how sweaty our butts will be.” Noting the company’s success Heraldson declared, ‘and we did it, it works. What a time to be alive.”
**Evaporation Rates**
The actual ‘scale’ is how the [SwampButt Underwear](http://swampbutt.com/) drying factor estimates the ease and speed that moisture can [evaporate](https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/earth-and-planetary-sciences/evaporation-rate) under current reported weather conditions. Warm, dry air helps moisture escape, so the drying speed goes up. Humid air is already holding a lot of moisture, so evaporation slows, and the drying pace goes down.
A lower drying factor means stickier, more sultry conditions. The drying factor measures that difference for [SwampButt Underwear.](https://swampbutt.com/) SwampButt’s Lycra Spandex material is compared with cotton underwear to show the difference between a faster-drying fabric and a slower-drying one. But wait, there’s more.
**Air Drying Calculations and Your Butt**
The overall ‘scale’ is a number from 1-10. The new ‘calculator’ estimates the air’s drying potential from temperature and relative humidity, then applies a Lycra Spandex drying coefficient because [SwampButt Underwear](http://swampbutt.com/) is made from these materials. Higher drying potential lowers the sultry score; lower drying potential raises it.
A lower number on the scale is a dryer and likely cooler environment and more comfortable. ‘Think about how it feels in Denver, or anywhere north of Oklahoma,’ said Heraldson. ‘A high number on the scale means extremely uncomfortable heat and humidity. Think about the hottest days experienced in places like Miami, New Orleans, Houston or Saigon. Really soupy feeling.’
The [Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/) tool will change how people think about weather, sweat and underpants.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes underwear for men who sweat a lot from the waist down. Designed for people who sweat, move, work, travel, celebrate, dance, and occasionally attend questionable outdoor weddings. Built for comfort in hot, humid, and socially dangerous conditions, SwampButt Underwear helps protect wearers from the discomfort that polite society refuses to discuss. To buy SwampButt Underwear please visit: .
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Men's Underwear, scale of sultry, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear
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### [SwampButt Underwear Introduces Online Calculator to Measure Weather and How Wet or Dry Ones Underwear Is](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-online-tool-assigns-a-numeric-value-to-that-sweaty-ass/)
**Published:** July 27, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
**SwampButt Underwear Introduces Online Calculator to Measure Weather and How Wet or Dry Ones Underwear Is. This is the first and only tool of its kind anywhere to assign a numeric rating to both comfort and underwear drying.**
**Online Calculator ‘Scale of Sultry’ Translates Temperature, Humidity and Fabric-Drying Potential into a Single Comfort Rating from 1 to 10.**
LAKE JACKSON, Texas, (July 27 2026) —SwampButt Underwear can do more than just talk about the weather. The geniuses at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) used math, weather reports/data and the evaporative qualities of cotton fabric and Lycra/Spandex to assign values to how hot and humid it is and how that relates to how sweaty a butt is due to evaporation levels of cotton fabric or Lycra/spandex. This is just in time for the latest round of [extreme heat warnings](https://www.weather.gov/safety/heat-ww) in the southeast.
*The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry online tool assigns a numeric value to that sweaty ass*.Temperature alone does not determine whether the weather feels comfortable—or whether someone’s underwear is likely to remain dry on account of the weather. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) introduced an online version of its “Scale of Sultry,” a calculator that translates temperature, relative humidity and estimated fabric-drying conditions into a single rating from 1 to 10. This is the first and only tool of its kind anywhere to assign a numeric rating to both comfort and drying.
A [Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/) rating of 1 represents relatively dry and comfortable conditions. A rating approaching 10 indicates extremely sultry conditions in which heat, humidity and slow evaporation combine to create an uncomfortably damp environment and really sweaty ass.
“The temperature tells only part of the story,” said Harold Nicoll, owner and inventor of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) and the ‘scale.’ “The [Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/) helps explain why the same temperature can feel tolerable in one place and like walking through soup in another. And most importantly why that ass is all wet.”
For example, when the temperature reaches 103 degrees Fahrenheit with relative humidity of 52 percent, the [Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/) produces a rating above 8—indicating exceptionally hot, humid and sticky ‘gonna leave a wet butt print conditions.’
“Think about the difference between Denver and Houston on a summer day,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and self-described world-class whiner Nick Heraldson. “Warm, dry air may be uncomfortable, but humid air adds an entirely different dimension. When the scale gets close to 10, think Miami, New Orleans, Houston, Singapore or Saigon. It is a really soupy feeling. Like, yuck.”
**Measuring the Air’s Ability to Accept Moisture**
The calculator first estimates the surrounding air’s drying potential using temperature and relative humidity. It then applies a drying coefficient for the performance material used in [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/).
Warm, relatively dry air can accept more moisture, allowing perspiration to evaporate more rapidly. Humid air already contains substantial moisture, slowing evaporation and causing fabric to remain damp longer.
“Think of the air as deciding how much additional moisture it is willing to accept,” Nicoll said. “Hot, dry air says, ‘Sure, I’ve got room.’ Hot, humid air says, ‘No thanks, I’m full.’ The drying factor puts a number on that difference.”
The calculator expresses this relationship through a normalized drying factor ranging from 0 to 1. A lower drying factor represents slower evaporation and stickier conditions. A higher drying factor indicates faster evaporation and a greater likelihood of remaining dry and comfortable.
Higher drying potential lowers the overall Scale of Sultry rating, while lower drying potential raises it.
**Comparing SwampButt Underwear With Cotton**
The online tool also compares the estimated evaporation performance of SwampButt Underwear with that of traditional cotton underwear. Under the same environmental conditions, the calculator estimates that the Lycra/spandex-based performance fabric used in SwampButt Underwear dries at approximately twice the rate of traditional cotton.
Cotton readily absorbs moisture but can hold it against the skin as drying conditions deteriorate. SwampButt Underwear is designed to move moisture away from the body and allow it to evaporate more quickly.
“The number on the [Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/) tells people what the weather is likely to feel like,” Nicoll said. “The fabric comparison gives that number practical meaning. It shows the difference between wearing a slower-drying material and underwear specifically designed to manage moisture.”
The calculator therefore provides two related forms of information:
- An overall [Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/) rating from 1 to 10, representing the expected severity of hot, humid and slow-drying conditions.
- A fabric-drying comparison showing the estimated evaporation performance of SwampButt Underwear and traditional cotton underwear under those conditions.
Together, the measurements help users understand both the external environment and the effect that environment may have on personal comfort.
**From College Football to Everyday Comfort**
Nicoll began developing the Scale of Sultry concept in fall 2024. Its original purpose was to help college football fans anticipate the heat and humidity they might encounter at a stadium and select appropriate clothing for the game.
The original model considered game-time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover and precipitation. Those conditions were converted into a rating ranging from 1, or not sultry, to 10, representing nearly unbearable heat and humidity.
The project expanded in 2025 to test a theory about whether college football teams based in hotter and more humid climates might be better acclimated to oppressive early-season weather than teams from more moderate regions.
“My theory was that schools located in hotter and more humid environments would be better conditioned for those environments,” Nicoll said. “The greatest contrast tended to occur early in the season, when teams from very different geographic regions played one another. Once conference play began, the differences were often less pronounced.”
The experimental model deliberately isolated climate conditions. It did not attempt to account for differences in talent, coaching, strength and conditioning, nutrition or other variables that influence the outcome of a football game.
Although the football application suggested that climate acclimation could contribute to performance, the new consumer calculator has a more immediate purpose: estimating the likelihood that the day’s weather will produce uncomfortable, slow-drying clothing conditions.
“This version brings the idea down to a very personal level,” Nicoll said. “It puts a number on how uncomfortable the weather is likely to feel—and on the chances of ending the day with a wet backside.”
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry calculator is available at https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) produces moisture-managing men’s underwear designed for hot, humid and physically demanding conditions. Created in Lake Jackson, Texas, the underwear is intended to move moisture away from the body and dry more rapidly than traditional cotton underwear. More information is available at [SwampButt.com](https://swampbutt.com).
One technical point should be confirmed before release: Lycra is a brand name for spandex/elastane, rather than a separate fiber. The precise fabric composition and the basis for the “twice the evaporation rate” claim should be documented or described as a calculator estimate, as I have done here.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweating, Heat, Men's Underwear, scale of sultry, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat
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### [SwampButt Underwear Welcomes Runners To The Land of the Free and the Home of the Chafed](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-welcomes-runners-to-the-land-of-the-free-and-the-home-of-the-chafed/)
**Published:** July 1, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
## ***SwampButt Underwear Declares Rain Separates Running Gear from Laundry. Choose Accordingly.***
***SwampButt Underwear Reminds July 4th Runners That Wet Clothes, Long Miles and Poor-Fitting Underwear Can Create a Patriotic Chafing Emergency.***
**LAKE JACKSON, Texas —** July 4th, 2026, is the USA’s 250th birthday. It is also a day when there are a lot of ‘4 on the 4th’ events, meaning ‘run four miles on July 4.’ These races celebrate endurance, community and freedom. But what if it rains? When rain appears, many runners discover that a cooling shower comes at a price. The land of the free is also the home of the chafed.
[SwampButt Underwear,](https://swampbutt.com/) the men’s underwear brand built for heat, sweat and uncomfortable realities, is reminding runners that wet weather can turn an ordinary race into a painful lesson in garment selection.
**Water Weight, But Not That Kind**
Rain-soaked shirts, shorts and underwear do not behave the way dry clothes do. They get heavier. They cling. They stretch. They ride up. They bunch. They rub. And over the course of a 5K, 10K or longer race, that repeated friction can make runners painfully aware of every seam, waistband and fold of fabric.
“Rain separates running gear from laundry. Choose accordingly,” said Nick Heraldson, corporate spokesman for [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/). “A shirt, pair of shorts or pair of underwear may look like athletic gear when it is dry. But once it is soaked with rain water, moving and rubbing for several miles, runners find out very quickly whether it was made for the job, or not.”
**What to Watch For When Conditions Turn Wet**
***SwampButt Underwear declares the USA on a rainy race day ‘The Land of the Free and the Home of the Chafed.’***Common wet-weather running problems include inner-thigh chafing, groin irritation, waistband rubbing, nipple chafing, blisters and garment bunching. Moisture makes these problems worse because wet fabric and wet skin increase friction. What starts as minor irritation evolves into burning, raw skin before the finish line. “This is a unique type of pain,” Heraldson explained. “Inner thighs, groins, and nipples are always sensitive. But when aggressively rubbed for miles, these areas devolve into bleeding, rash like sores that sting and hurt.” Adding insult to these injuries is that these sores persist and even worsen after the race. “It’s not like you can give up walking and movement that will not rub already injured skin after the race,” Heraldson. “You have to at least make it to your car.”
For runners participating in [Independence Day](https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/declaration) events such as [“Four on the Fourth”](https://findarace.com/us/events/52nd-freeport-lng-firecracker-4) races, the problem can be especially memorable. Holiday races often combine summer heat, sweat, rain and costumes or novelty clothing — all of which can make poor garment choices even more uncomfortable.
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is not claiming that any product can prevent all chafing. Running conditions, body type, distance, weather, pace, clothing and skin sensitivity all matter.
The safer and stronger point is this: moisture-wicking, better-fitting underwear helps reduce the wet, bunched-up friction that makes rainy runs miserable. The [Cleveland Clinic recommends moisture-wicking clothing](https://health.clevelandclinic.org/prevent-chafing) and staying as dry as possible to help prevent chafing.
“Runners think about shoes. They think about socks. They think about hydration and cooling,” Heraldson said. “But in a rainy race, underwear is equipment. Bad underwear gets heavy, clingy and personally hostile. Good underwear gives a runner one less problem to deal with.”
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) encourages runners to prepare for rainy races by choosing moisture-wicking garments, avoiding rough seams and tags, applying anti-chafing balm where needed, changing out of wet clothes quickly after the race and never testing brand-new gear on race day.
“July 4th is about freedom,” Heraldson said. “That should include freedom from spending the second half of a race wondering how much skin you have left.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is designed for people who sweat, move, work, travel, celebrate, dance, and like to run, even if it’s raining. Built for comfort in hot, humid, and rainy conditions, SwampButt Underwear helps protect wearers from the discomfort that polite society refuses to discuss. For more information about SwampButt Underwear, visit .
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Cool summer gear guide for golfers - Golf Pass](https://swampbutt.com/cool-summer-gear-guide-for-golfers-golf-pass-2/)
**Published:** June 24, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Golf in the summertime demands cool comfort ass described in this article.
**Content:**
Stay cool on the golf course, SwampButt Underwear.Summer is here all right. The days are long and the temps are high. Enjoy it now, because before you know it, daylight will shrink and there will be no more time for nine after work.
f you watched any golf last weekend, whether it was the KPMG LPGA Championship or the Quicken Loans National, you saw seriously sweaty golfers.
Summer is here all right. The days are long and the temps are high. Enjoy it now, because before you know it, daylight will shrink and there will be no more time for nine after work.
If you’ve got some summer golf travel on the books – or just plans to play a ton of golf at home – let us help you enjoy the season even more with a collection of new and unique accessories.
The [Golf Advisor Staff](https://www.golfpass.com/travel-advisor/articles/stay-cool-on-the-golf-course-this-summer-with-these-products) has compiled a list of gifts, gadgets or otherwise for every budget.
Some of these items are designed to improve performance, others to look good, and others so that you’ll have more fun.
## SwampButt Underwear
The name gets right to the point; it’s a condition you want to avoid when you’re playing golf in hot, humid weather. The founder of [SwampButt](https://swampbutt.com/) ought to know since his company is based in Lake Jackson Texas on the Gulf Coast of Texas southwest of Houston (Trust us; it doesn’t get much hotter and humid than here). These drawers are made with 91 percent polyester and 9 percent spandex to draw sweat away from the skin.) **Cost**: $18 a pair
**Categories:** News Coverage
**Tags:** golf, golfpass, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear prevents ‘chub rub’ for male runners](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-prevents-chub-rub-for-male-runners/)
**Published:** June 17, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
[News](https://cw33.com/news/)
KDAF-TV featured SwampButt Underwear to prevent chafing, or ‘chub rub.’
## **[Read More Here.](https://cw33.com/news/swampbutt-underwear-prevents-chub-rub-for-male-runners/)**
by: [Rachael Sneed](https://cw33.com/author/rachaelsneed/ "Posts by Rachael Sneed")
Posted: Jul 31, 2017 / 01:01 PM CDT
Updated: Jul 31, 2017 / 01:00 PM CDT
LAKE JACKSON, Tx. – A company has released an underwear that will get rid of painful thigh chafe (or what some like to call, “chub rub”) for runners. That company is SwampButt Underwear.
SwampButt Underwear can help prevent ‘chub rub.’[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product/mens-performance-swampbutt-underwear-solves-real-problem/?v=7516fd43adaa) has created a performance underwear that helps men who sweat heavily from the waist down. the nylon/spandex construction allows runners’ sweat to evaporate faster than other underwear. The underwear fits snug around the thighs to prevent skin on skin rubbing which causes chafing. The fabric is constructed to allow the max amount of air to pass into and out of them, making them more comfortable because they dry faster.
**Categories:** News Coverage
**Tags:** butt sweat, chafing, chub rub, excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Heat, Men's Underwear, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, sweaty
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### [Emerging Gear: Outdoor Products This Week](https://swampbutt.com/emerging-gear-outdoor-products-this-week/)
**Published:** June 17, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
#### No More ‘Swamp Chafe’ as published in [‘Emerging Gear’](https://gearjunkie.com/news/emerging-gear-03-23-2017)
Minimize sweat and keep sand from going where it doesn’t belong. The affectionately named
Gear Junkie features SwampButt Underwear[SwamButt](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) brand of boxers are made with lycra and spandex to fit snugly and wick away moisture. The brand claims its $19 form-fitting undies prevent “Swamp Chafe,” the miserable sand-in-your-drawers beach phenomenon.
**Categories:** News Coverage
**Tags:** excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Gear Junkie, Men's Underwear, Outdoors, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, sweating, sweaty
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### [Cool Summer Gear Guide for Golfers - Golf Pass](https://swampbutt.com/cool-summer-gear-guide-for-golfers-golf-pass/)
**Published:** June 17, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
## SwampButt Underwear and its use for golfers in the summertime was reported in this media outlet. [Read the story.](https://www.golfpass.com/travel-advisor/articles/stay-cool-on-the-golf-course-this-summer-with-these-products)
SwampButt Underwear will not keep skin from being sensitive because of heat and sweat, but it will help keep you dryer.Summer is here all right. The days are long and the temps are high. Enjoy it now, because before you know it, daylight will shrink and there will be no more time for nine after work.
If you’ve got some summer golf travel on the books – or just plans to play a ton of golf at home – let us help you enjoy the season even more with a collection of new and unique accessories.
**Categories:** News Coverage
**Tags:** butt sweat, gear, golf, Men's Underwear, summer, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear
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### [SwampButt Underwear Identifies Its Top Fourteen Beach Hazards to Avoid at Destination Weddings](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-identifies-its-top-fourteen-beach-hazards-to-avoid-at-destination-weddings/)
**Published:** June 9, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** These are the top fourteen hazards to expect at your beach wedding, according to SwampButt Underwear.
**Content:**
**Considering a Beach Wedding? SwampButt Underwear says Just Say “I Don’t!”**
**SwampButt Underwear Identifies Its Top Fourteen Beach Hazards to Avoid at Destination Weddings**
**June 9, 2026** — Summer is a great time to get married, especially if the plan is for an exotic destination wedding. But not if the destination is the beach. Not if the beach is in Hawaii, Bali, or Galveston — especially if it’s Galveston.
Warm breezes, salt air, and toes in the sand on the happiest day ever are all a cruel illusion. Your family and friends hold cold drinks that get warm sooner than later. Ice sculptures melt into puddles. Seagulls, random surfers, and other people previously unknown to anyone in the wedding party may enjoy a variety of hot and cold seafood hors d’oeuvres, all served by white-gloved staff members dodging winged hazards that include flies, mosquitoes, gnats, wind-blown sand, and the previously mentioned seagulls.
Add the heat of summer, and it is the perfect combination of misery, socially awkward conditions, and a trip to divorce court.
“Beach weddings look romantic in photographs because photographs do not show sweat, thigh chafe, sand in regrettable places, or the exact moment a seagull steals the shrimp,” said Heraldson, spokesperson for SwampButt Underwear. “That is why we believe people should think very carefully before exchanging vows in a location that also serves as a public restroom for birds.”
SwampButt Underwear has identified fourteen potential hazards that couples should consider before planning a beach wedding.
1. **Heat and Sweat**
Beach weddings look breezy in photos, but guests may be sitting in direct sun, dressed in linen, lace, suits, shapewear, and formal underwear. That creates the perfect setup for swamp butt, thigh chafe, damp waistbands, and general undercarriage regret.
“What’s worse than walking around with a butt crack full of beach sand?” asked Heraldson. “Nothing.”
2. **Sand Everywhere**
Sand gets in shoes, hems, chairs, veils, food, flowers, and places no wedding guest wants to publicly discuss. It also clings to sweaty skin, which makes the discomfort even worse.
“You will have sand in places you did not know existed,” Heraldson warned. “And where there is sand, there may be sand fleas.”
3. **Humidity**
Even when it is not blazing hot, coastal humidity makes everyone feel sticky. Hair falls, makeup slides, shirts cling, and the inside of underwear becomes a silent battlefield.
“No one feels refreshed, especially anyone in the bridal party wearing an expensive dress that traps heat and sweat and will only be worn once,” Heraldson said.
4. **Wind Problems**
A beach breeze sounds romantic until it attacks the bride’s veil, flips programs into the ocean, knocks over decorations, blows over centerpieces, and sends musicians’ sheet music across the sand. It can also create accidental Marilyn Monroe moments for guests in dresses.
“A gentle ocean breeze is delightful until it becomes a fabric-based hostage situation,” Heraldson said.
5. **Unpredictable Weather**
Beach weddings are vulnerable to sudden rain, storms, fog, extreme heat, and cold evening wind. A perfect seaside ceremony can quickly become a weather evacuation with centerpieces.
“Nothing tests a marriage faster than moving 150 chairs, a cake, and Aunt Linda away from a thunderstorm,” Heraldson said.
6. **Noise**
Waves, wind, seagulls, boats, kids, beachgoers, and someone’s Bluetooth speaker can make it hard to hear the vows. The couple may be promising eternal love, but guests may only hear gulls screaming over the officiant.
“Beach weddings are one of the few ceremonies where the phrase ‘I do’ may be drowned out by a jet ski,” Heraldson said.
7. **Lack of Privacy**
Unless the ceremony is held on a private beach, strangers in swimsuits may wander through the background of the wedding photos. There is always a chance that a shirtless guy, a dog, or a toddler with a shovel will become part of the wedding party.
“Beach weddings create memories,” Heraldson said. “Unfortunately, some of those memories may involve people no one invited.”
8. **Accessibility Issues**
Sand can be difficult for elderly guests, people with mobility challenges, wheelchairs, walkers, dress shoes, and anyone trying to carry a chair, cooler, baby, bouquet, or emotional baggage.
“Love may conquer all,” Heraldson said, “but it does not make walking through deep sand in formal shoes any easier.”
9. **Restroom Logistics**
Beach restrooms may be far away, crowded, unpleasant, or nonexistent. That is not ideal when guests are drinking, sweating, wearing formal clothes, and eating shrimp cocktail.
“If the nearest bathroom requires a hike, a map, and a willingness to abandon dignity, you may want to rethink the venue,” Heraldson said.
10. **Food and Drink Problems**
Heat can wilt salads, melt cakes, warm champagne, attract bugs, and make seafood risky if it sits out too long. Beach buffets can also become an open invitation to birds, insects, and opportunistic strangers.
“No wedding guest wants to play ‘Is this crab cake still safe?’ during cocktail hour,” Heraldson said.
11. **Sunburn and Glare**
Guests may squint through the ceremony, burn before the reception, or spend the wedding hiding under programs like raccoons in formalwear. The wedding photos may be beautiful, but half the guests may look like they are staring directly into an eclipse.
“Nothing says elegance like 200 people shielding their eyes and slowly turning pink,” Heraldson said.
12. **Dress Code Confusion**
Beach weddings create immediate fashion confusion. Guests do not know whether to wear sandals, heels, linen suits, cocktail attire, beach casual, or “I gave up and wore flip-flops.”
“Once you put the words ‘beach’ and ‘formal’ together, no one knows what you mean anymore,” Heraldson said.
13. **Chafing**
Walking through sand in heat and humidity is a perfect recipe for inner-thigh friction. Add formal clothes, dancing, sweat, and a long walk back to the parking lot, and the reception can become a medical event.
“This is where SwampButt Underwear earns its invitation,” Heraldson said. “It will not stop the seagulls, but it can help protect the parts of the wedding party that never make it into the photo album.”
14. **Seagulls**
Seagulls are nature’s wedding crashers: loud, aggressive, shameless, and dangerously confident around seafood. They can steal food, dive-bomb guests, shriek during the vows, photobomb portraits, and create unfortunate digestive surprises from above.
“A beach wedding sounds romantic until a seagull steals the shrimp, dive-bombs the flower girl, and 200 guests discover the difference between ‘ocean breeze’ and ‘formalwear swamp butt,’” Heraldson said.
**Final Warning**
SwampButt Underwear does not oppose love, marriage, beaches, seafood, or destination weddings. The company simply believes that couples should understand the risks before asking friends and family to sit in the sun, sweat through formalwear, walk through sand, dodge birds, and pretend everything is magical.
“A beach wedding may look perfect on Pinterest,” Heraldson said. “But Pinterest does not show what happens when humidity, seagulls, sand, and rented tuxedos collide.”
For couples determined to get married at the beach anyway, SwampButt Underwear recommends shade, hydration, bug spray, sunscreen, a backup venue, private restrooms, secure food coverings, a realistic shoe policy, and underwear designed for extreme ceremonial conditions.
Because marriage is hard enough without swamp butt.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is designed for people who sweat, move, work, travel, celebrate, dance, and occasionally attend questionable outdoor weddings. Built for comfort in hot, humid, and socially dangerous conditions, SwampButt Underwear helps protect wearers from the discomfort that polite society refuses to discuss.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Beach, destination, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, wedding
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### [Bad Body Odor? SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/bad-body-odor/)
**Published:** December 2, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Bad Body Odor? Consider Options Carefully
**Content:**
Stank of a woman. How one Brazilian woman believes her stankage attracts men. No word on how other women find it.Bad Body Odor? Try Putting More Bacteria Under Your Pits Or Not.
From GQ magazine: “Probiotic deodorant is basically kombucha for your armpits. We tested five of them so you don’t have to.” Bad Body Odor?
Wow, what a time saver this is! No need to rush out and test these on your own, not that anyone with a brain would consider testing one, never mind the rest. But don’t take my word for it. Read this excerpt for yourself:
**DeFunk, a stick of deodorant studded with herbs and a scent described by the company as “tribal.” Not only did application result in hair pulling, “it really only kept the funk away for half a day,” he said. He also admitted to a BO-induced anxiety that continued for several days post-trial. He returned the stick of DeFunk.**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/smell.jpg)Bad body odor? Don’t make life more difficult than it already is. Use regular deodorant and leave the product testing to rabbits and monkeys.Not sure about the wisdom of accepting returns of used deodorant which confirms how dumb the product and business leaders seem to be. Yuck.
**Just Say No**
When reading this article the first thing that came to mind was no. Just no. Smelling bad is never a good thing and that a respectable (?) journal like GQ would suggest something this goofy is a sign that the editor took the day off or the audience for the magazine has changed dramatically. And the experiment caused one participant to experience B.O. anxiety days after he junked this dumbass idea and went back to normal deodorant. The kind normal people use.
**Then It Got Weird**
The writers’s conclusion was also baffling, “Overall, my consensus is that probiotic deodorants are not ready to take the market by storm.” Note to the writer, you cannot have a consensus with yourself. You can have a thought, reach a conclusion or make a decision, but not a consensus of one, m’kay. Even the so called armpit expert did not use these products and neither did his dog. And what goes wrong in someone’s life that they decide to study armpits and own pets? Poor dog. What’s that? Don’t throw stones? Look in the mirror? Oh yeah.
To read this and judge for yourself, go here or don’t, what do I care:
http://www.gq.com/story/probiotic-deodorant
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Crazy Running Girl](https://swampbutt.com/crazy-running-girl/)
**Published:** March 6, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Crazy Running Girl
**Content:**
**Crazy Running Girl**
It’s fair to say that we do not have many female bloggers who follow or carry our news releases. However, I found this nice mention at[ www.crazyrunninggirl.com.](http://www.crazyrunninggirl.com)
**Her Handle**
She may call herself that (Crazy Running Girl) because she lives in Minneapolis, MN and runs 12 months a year. Or maybe other URL’s that were more flattering and accurate were already taken like: ‘dedicated running girl’ or ‘disciplined running girl’ or ‘quite determined running girl’ or ‘leg it out lorna’.
According to her web site:
‘I’m Lora, a 30-something-year-old who lives in Minneapolis, MN by way of Austin, TX Brooklyn, NY; St. Augustine, FL; and Minneapolis, MN (once before) from Iola, WI, a tiny town in the middle of the great state of Wisconsin. I have met so many great people through running, and continue to build relationships in my life through running.
To help share my love for running, I am a Road Runners Club of America certified running coach. I also contribute to sites like [Plum Deluxe](http://www.plumdeluxe.com/) and [Livestrong](http://www.livestrong.com/) about topics related to running. Have I mentioned that I love talking about running? SERIOUSLY. Want to chat about it? I’m there. [Email me](http://www.crazyrunninggirl.com/contact/).’
She is also a Green Bay Packers fan, which I am sure causes her angst in Viking country. That said, she can out run any Vikings fan, so no stress or trouble for her.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/crazyrunninggirl.mpls-20-miler-1280x640.jpg)A photo from the self described crazy running girl. We appreciate the love.**Try Us Out Lorna!**
Regardless of her handle or the state of her mental health we appreciate you showing us some love.
Since we believe that most of the women we know could, will and do wear our [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/), Rufus will be sending her an invitation to try our performance brand underwear out. After all, the same materials that make them great for men will certainly perform as well for any woman. And who will know she is wearing men’s underwear while competing or training.
Of course everyone will know if she agrees to try them out and gives us permission to publish her review. What do you say Lora?
[crazyrunninggirl.swamp-butt.png](http://www.crazyrunninggirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/crazyrunninggirl.swamp-butt.png)
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Got Night Sweats? SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/got-night-sweats-while-you-sleep/)
**Published:** April 29, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Plenty of people who suffer from excessive sweating during the day have the same problem at night. Night sweats.
**Content:**
NOTE: Got night sweats?
This article was originally published in [Allure’s](https://www.allure.com/story/comforters-for-hot-sleepers) April 18, 2025 issue. It has information about the best comforters to use if you sweat a lot. Of course if you got night sweats that is the case for you, it would not hurt to wear your [SwampButt Underwear ](https://swampbutt.com)to bed. At least that’s what everyone here thinks.
If you suffer from night sweats there are comforters that can help.
Overheating while you sleep? Got night sweats? Luckily, with the right comforter, you don’t have to worry about waking up drenched in a wave of sticky sweat. Whether you’re experiencing menopausal hot flashes or night sweats, the best comforters for hot sleepers help regulate your body temperature with moisture-wicking and breathable fabrics, such as nylon, lyocell, and bamboo. Did we mention they’re supremely soft, lightweight, and all-around snuggable without being too snuggly? IYKYK. When paired with a healthy sleep environment—a cool, dark, quiet room (though ambient sounds can help!), according to the Sleep Foundation—and possibly some cooling sheets, these comforters play a helpful role in promoting deeper and less fragmented sleep. Keep reading for our top comforters that’ll bring some deeply-welcomed relief to hot sleepers.
Our Top Comforters for Hot Sleepers Who’ve Got Night Sweats
Best Overall: [Rest Cooling Comforter](https://www.amazon.com/REST-EvercoolTM-Comforter-Lightweight-Alternative/dp/B0D5HGPTRL/ref=asc_df_B09X2WT2P7?asc_source=verso&asc_campaign=67f716354595b88f8b839cd4%7C2KbzCcTTTShSYm3sT2Xv4R&asc_refurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.allure.com%2Fstory%2Fcomforters-for-hot-sleepers&ascsubtag=67f716354595b88f8b839cd4&tag=allure0c3-20&th=1), $229
Best Down: [Brooklinen Lightweight Down Comforter](https://www.brooklinen.com/products/down-comforter?variant=32881463099482&utm_source=impact&utm_medium=affiliate&irpid=1324868&prodsku=&utm_campaign=1324868&utm_content=evergreen&clickid=2vHS%3AC2jNxycTOrRPc1Gt0d7UksRD10XuXSgzM0&irgwc=1), $299
Best Bamboo: [Cozy Earth Bamboo Viscose Comforter](https://cozyearth.com/products/comforter?variant=40252111159476&irclickid=2vHS%3AC2jNxycTOrRPc1Gt0d7UksRD1w2uXSgzM0&utm_source=Skimbit+Ltd.&utm_medium=impact&utm_campaign=15554&utm_content=Online+Tracking+Link&utm_term=&nb_platform=impact&irgwc=1#x), $424 $339
The Softest: [Buffy Breeze Comforter](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0848Q8KP9?th=1), $250
Best Value: [Bedsure Queen Comforter Set](https://www.amazon.com/Bedsure-Queen-Comforter-Set-Reversible/dp/B0BN5TKJ8D/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?asc_source=verso&asc_campaign=67f716354595b88f8b839cd4%7CtXhCkrsN1JjE5cRTY1CdnR&asc_refurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.allure.com%2Fstory%2Fcomforters-for-hot-sleepers&ascsubtag=67f716354595b88f8b839cd4&tag=allure0c3-20), $59
Best Temperature-Regulating: [Slumber Cloud Performance Cotton Comforter,](https://www.slumbercloud.com/products/comforter?ranMID=44032&ranEAID=TnL5HPStwNw&ranSiteID=TnL5HPStwNw-gqVG1nT_Ow.czxHzWHkUpQ&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Skimlinks.com&utm_campaign=1) $249
Best Silk: [Cuddle Dreams Silk Comforter](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07S168FV5?asc_source=verso&asc_campaign=67f716354595b88f8b839cd4%7C3thw13fFc7QfsHCV58XS1e&asc_refurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.allure.com%2Fstory%2Fcomforters-for-hot-sleepers&ascsubtag=67f716354595b88f8b839cd4&tag=allure0c3-20&th=1), $146
Best Wool: [Nest Bedding Washable Wool Comforter](https://www.nestbedding.com/products/nest-bedding-washable-wool-comforter-1?irclickId=Sv2Q0i2jNxycT4PR3ZxSYQzAUksRD332uXSgzM0&irgwc=1&utm_source=Impact&utm_medium=10078&utm_campaign=Online%20Tracking%20Link), $224 $194
Best Lightweight: [Sleep Number True Temp Blanket](http://www.sleepnumber.com/products/true-temp-blanket?irclickid=2vHS%3AC2jNxycTOrRPc1Gt0d7UksRD3yeuXSgzM0&camp=impact&ogmap=AFF%7CRTN%7C10078%7CSTND%7CMULTI%7CSITEWIDE%7CCORE%7C%7CONLINE_TRACKING_LINK%7C895733&acid=aff&ascid=Impact-_-Skimbit%20Ltd.-_-10078&irgwc=1), $160
**Frequently Asked Questions for those who’ve got night sweats**
What comforter material is best for hot sleepers who’ve got night sweats?
Dr. Harris shares that if you’re a hot sleeper, you want something breathable. “Bamboo/tencel is great as it can be sweat-wicking,” she says. She also notes that for hot sleepers, linen sheets or cotton percale sheets are ideal. Other materials that many hot sleepers find comfortable are eucalyptus, silk, and wool.
Do cooling comforters actually work if you’ve got night sweats?
“Yes, they can work,” says Dr. Harris. “Some are better than others, but I’ve tried a few myself, and they can be really useful,” she says, shouting out the SlumberCloud Performance Cotton Comforter in particular. Comforters made with temperature-regulating materials or materials that stay cool to the touch will likely be the best choice for hot sleepers.
I sleep hot and I’ve got night sweats but my partner sleeps cold—what should we do?
Many temperature-regulating comforters are designed to keep you at a comfortable temperature. Alternatively, Dr. Harris suggests: “If you have a bed partner who likes a warmer comforter, consider going with two different comforters for the bed: one that’s cooling/sweat-wicking for the hot sleeper’s side and one that’s warmer for the other side. I usually recommend a twin XL for the size if possible, since two twin XL mattresses make one regular king-size bed.”
What are other sleep strategies for hot sleepers who’ve got night sweats?
In addition to choosing the right comforter, there are other ways to ensure you stay comfortable throughout the night. “I recommend keeping the bedroom cool throughout the night, in the 60s Fahrenheit range,” says Harris. “A fan or ceiling fan can be fantastic for cooling, too. A hot shower 90 minutes to two hours before bed can also help the body start to cool off. Sweat-wicking PJs and cooling PJ materials are really useful.” She also mentions cooling mattress pads and pillows as solutions if you feel your existing ones are trapping heat.
Meet the experts
Shelby Harris, PsyD, director of the Behavioral Sleep Medicine Program at Montefiore Medical Center’s Sleep-Wake Disorders Center in New York City
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Best Overall: Rest Evercool Cooling Comforter
Evercool Cooling Comforter
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Why it’s worth it for those who’ve got night sweats: Rest’s Evercool Cooling Comforter is made with a unique blend of fabrics: an outer shell of nylon and spandex with a Sorona polyester and tencel lyocell fill. Nylon and lyocell are moisture-wicking, which can be a godsend for sweaty sleepers. The spandex offers a little bit of stretch, while the Sorona polyester creates a fluffy texture that doesn’t feel heavy on your body. Reviewers say the hypoallergenic comforter feels soft and smooth against the skin, does an excellent job regulating temperatures throughout the night, and is machine-washable
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweating, night sweat, night sweats, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear Last Minute Prom Night Preparations for Guys In 2026](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-last-minute-prom-night-preparations-for-guys-in-2026/)
**Published:** April 6, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
It is no surprise that many guys will sweat a lot on prom night. In the south and southwest, prom season occurs in spring when the weather is already almost ‘summer like.’ Add to this dancing, un-airconditioned gyms, other prom goers in close proximity and prom night jitters. This is a perfect storm of conditions ripe for a really, sweaty and embarrassing evening. As teenagers are not generally known for their tolerance of the differences in others, visible sweat and especially visible butt sweat must be avoided at all costs if possible. The answer is to wear [SwampButt Underwear. ](https://swampbutt.com)
**The Camera Never Blinks**
For Prom Night 2026 the thing to be is “camera ready.” Cameras on smart phones capture everything including sweat marks and stains. No one wants their prom night images to be notable because of visible sweating. Just the opposite. Guys want to look confident and in charge even if on the inside they are not feeling that way at all.
**What To Wear**
For those who know they sweat more than most, especially when dressed up, the more conventional looking formal wear is best. The traditional black tuxedo will not show sweat as much as lighter colors. The same goes for charcoal and dark grey. But the conventional black tux is not the only choice as earth tones and lighter colors are acceptable more now than in recent years. These include terracotta, cream, dark brown, green, and dark wood color.
These are good for those who want something that is formal looking but different. But those choosing the non-black, colored looks should be aware that the lighter the suit, the more sweat will show up. “The young men who are aware of this about themselves should stick to darker colors as the lighter ones will show badly and literally ‘stick to them,’ said [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) spokesman and one never asked to chaperone, Nick Heraldson.
**My Girlfriend Made Me**
SwampButt Underwear prom night 2026.To wear a tux that is not black, charcoal or navy blue is often a decision made not by the guy, but by his well-intentioned but unaware the outcome of light colors and heavy sweating girlfriend or date, who wants her ‘man’ to be in a color that matches her dress. While characterizing 17- and 18-year-olds as ‘whipped’ may be premature, this can be the first of many awkward and inconvenient outcomes dictated by females for these guys.
But what does one do if knowing that regardless of prom dates’ preferences, a light color will show embarrassing sweat marks? “Make a bold decision, stand up for yourself and wear a darker color,” Heraldson dictated. “No one wants to be immortalized on Instagram and Tik Tok as ‘that sweaty dude at prom.” Heraldson went on, “be prepared to go to the prom ‘stag’ as this request may not be welcomed, but who cares. Let some other dope sweat through his lemon chiffon tuxedo, and not you.”
**Prior Prom Preparation for Excess Perspiration**
Here is a list of things to do if wearing a lighter color is inevitable.
1\) Use clinical strength anti-perspirant or if you are able, get a prescription antiperspirant (yes there is such a thing). Prescription antiperspirants, commonly containing aluminum chloride (e.g., [Drysol](https://www.goodrx.com/classes/antiperspirants) or Xerac AC), are highly effective for treating excessive sweating (hyperhidrosis) by blocking sweat pores. They are typically applied at night to dry skin and can cause skin irritation if not used properly.
2\) Apply Antiperspirant at Night: Apply it before bed the night before prom for better absorption. Will they wash off? Yes, but that anti-perspirant foundational layer will remain.
3). Wear a Sweat-Proof Undershirt**:** Use a specialized undershirt, like a [Thompson Tee](https://thompsontee.com/), which acts as a barrier to prevent pit stains on formal shirts.
4\) Wear sweat wicking underwear made from lycra/spandex like [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/). The fabric attracts moisture away from the skin and spreads it along the surface of the material for faster evaporation. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) also has anti-odor components like silver incorporated into it.
5\) Whether rented or purchased make sure your suit fits a little loosely so sweating does not look like nervous flop sweat, even though it might be just that.
6\) Cool off. Take a break from dancing and close quarters by visiting the men’s room or going outside even.
7\) Take off the jacket. It’s just common sense and it is perfectly ok.
8\) Remain hydrated. Drink water well in advance of prom and during.
9\) Avoid energy drinks as caffeine stimulates the sweat glands. Hot coffee is off the table as well because of caffeine and the temperature of the beverage. “The name itself, ‘hot coffee,’ is a clue,” Heraldson said.
**Ready Made Excuses for Excess Sweating**
If you are busted for being a big sweaty mess on prom night, think fast and come up with a plausible excuse.
For example: “I have malaria that I contracted during spring break in Mexico.” Excessive sweating is a symptom of malaria which, once contracted, never really goes away making this excuse suitable for all occasions in the future. Or…
“I have a heart condition that flares up once in a while” is another good excuse that can live on into the years as that extra sweaty condition accompanies future adults through life. Or…
“Excessive sweating is a side-effect of my chemo.” This one is trickier as your friends and teachers will wonder why you have not mentioned it before. “To make this work you have to really be committed to the bit,” Heraldson said. “More frequent absences from school for doctor appointments is a nice follow up. Feinted fainting during physical education class is too.”
To learn more about ways to manage visible butt sweat, visit the website.
**About SwampButt Underwear** The SwampButt Underwear name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable. SwampButt Underwear produces moisture-wicking underwear designed for men who sweat enough that it becomes visible through clothing. The brand’s mission is simple: keep men drier, more comfortable, and better looking—one pair at a time. To learn more contact us at info@media-public-relations.com or haroldnicoll@gmail.com.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Men's Underwear, Prom, Prom Night 2026, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, sweaty
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### [Record Heat and Higher Utility Costs Combine for a Sweatier Summer](https://swampbutt.com/record-heat-and-higher-utility-costs-combine-sweaty/)
**Published:** June 12, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Record Heat and Higher Utility Costs Combine for a Sweatier Summer
**Content:**
# **Record Heat and Higher Utility Costs Combine for a Sweatier Summer**
***Record heat and higher utility costs will combine for a sweatier summer.***Some succumb during the long, insufferable, sultry, and often sluggish days of summer and certain people suffer more. While the reasons for rising temperatures combined with the higher costs of electricity are widely covered and extensively debated neither matters much to those who sweat more than most. This because the heat got hotter and cost of staying cool (and therefore dry) got higher over the last twelve months.
[High Heat Warning for Much of the U.S. June 12 2022](https://weather.com/news/weather/video/dangerous-temperatures-extend-midwest-to-south)
## **Record Heat Texas Utility Costs Rise over 70%**
In the state of Texas, one of the USA’s largest, hottest and sweatiest places, the cost of electricity is up over 70% in the last year, according to the [Houston Chronicle.](https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Texas-power-grid-electricity-cheapest-plans-rate-17217426.php) “The average price-per-kilowatt hour of electricity for Texas residents has [increased 70 percent](https://www.dallasnews.com/business/energy/2022/06/02/were-in-trouble-electric-rates-in-texas-have-surged-over-70-as-summer-kicks-in/) year-over-year from June 2021, according to The Dallas Morning News’ Mitchell Sherman, who was quoted in the Chronicle and who compared new rates offered by state power providers in 2022 to those consumers were offered in 2021.
### **Record Heat, So Now What?**
What are the country’s sweatiest men supposed to do in a time like this? Consider the things that one can change to make available changes. Adjustment can come to their location, wardrobe, and/or dietary choices.
**Move Somewhere It’s Cool**
If the heat is excessive in the locale where one resides, move elsewhere. “There are places where it stays cooler in summer than here in the south, or southwest,” according to SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and someone often described as ‘a bit much,’ Nick Heraldson. “Michigan, Wisconsin, or Minnesota have lower temperatures and completely delightful summers if you can look past the mosquitos, over population of dells or the Mall of America.”
**Wardrobe**
***Some succumb during the long, insufferable, sultry, and often sluggish days of summer and certain people suffer more.***Don’t wear heavy clothes like suits and ties, jackets, hoodies, or fur coats during summer. “If you work someplace where a coat and tie are required and it is over ninety degrees more often than not, it is time to reconsider your life choices,” Heraldson commented. “That’s why I gave up working in the mortuary business which was a challenge since I really am a people person.”
In a weird corollary if there is someone at work with a space heater going and the place you live is under a *heat advisory*, suggest *putting on a sweater* instead of adding to the swelter and stank of the entire office. “Propose to these energy sucking, oblivious, inconsiderate, heedless, Karen types of people that if they feel cold, consider moving their desk and person outside where the chilly temperatures of the civilized indoors will no longer plague them, Heraldson counseled. “Or, work from inside a car or other unventilated out building and voila, problem solved.”
**Food and Diet**
Scienticians, guys at the barber shop, and my wife’s friends’ across the street neighbor remind us all that overweight people tend to sweat more than others. This could be because they have more weight to move around which takes more energy and creates more heat. Or that body fat acts as insulation and holds more heat inside the human body. “Bears do not hibernate in summer,” Heraldson declared. “But a nap after lunch aways sounds good.”
Finally, avoid hot foods. These are questionable during the hottest time of year. These include: hot chocolate, hot tameless, hot dogs, hot crossed buns, hot and sour soup or hot tea. “Mother nature often provides clues for us,” Harrison reassured. “In this case the signs are right there in the names.”
**SwampButt Made in the USA Brand Underwear performance undergarments are** made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers. How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield.
When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rainwater across a driveway or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster. The same thing happens with SwampButt Underwear. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture. Our performance undergarments are made from lycra and polyester fibers.
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**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Combine for a Sweatier Summer, Higher Utility Costs, Record Heat, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, Texas
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### [At Mid-Season Assistant College Football Coaches on the Hot Seat](https://swampbutt.com/assistant-coaches-on-the-hot-seat/)
**Published:** October 10, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Midseason college assistant coaches on the hot seat.
**Content:**
# **At Mid-Season 2022 Assistant College Football Coaches on the Hot Seat.**
## ***The people at SwampButt Underwear love college football and the hot seat.***
### Someone has to take the blame when the head coach has a contract too big to buy out, why assistants are on the hot seat.
October 10, 2022 — There are quite a few regular columns that rate college coaches ‘on the hot seat’ and the staff at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) decided no one needs another. But as anyone who follows college football knows, the men (yes, they are all men) who are in the most danger of an abrupt and unscheduled employment change are the assistant coaches. A lot of head coaches’ contracts are too big for a buyout. But someone must shoulder the responsibility and slake the blood thirst of graduates, almost graduates and t-shirt fans who demand perfection on the field of play, the state of their own lives and careers notwithstanding. If the school cannot afford to fire the head coach, an assistant is getting the axe.
Here are a few examples of schools where firing and buying out the head football coach is not affordable (yet) and which assistant coaches are most likely to be escorted out by security.
**Texas A&M Offensive Coordinator Jimbo Fischer**
As Texas A&M offensive coordinator Jimbo Fischer should fire himself.The brain-trust at Texas A&M allowed head coach Jimbo Fischer to parlay an 8-4 record in 2021 with the future promise of the unknown in the form of 5-star recruits into a contract extension that goes through 2031. A buyout of Fischer would cost the Aggies north of $95 million. So, if Jimbo is not leaving who is? It would be the offensive coordinator if A&M had one.
Fischer is the play caller for an offense that before their latest loss at Alabama ranked 105th out of 131 FBS teams in total offense (335 yards per game) and 108th in scoring offense (21.8 points per). “We are not aware if coach Fischer gets an additional paycheck for his offensive play calling,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and loudmouth know it all, Nick Heraldson. “But he needs to fire himself and hire someone who knows how this is done. I’ve heard that Kevin Sumlin is available.”
**Oklahoma Defensive Coordinator Ted Roof**
OU’s defense is consistently bad this season which makes Ted Roof’s backside all ablaze.Oklahoma head football coach Brent Venables will get $7 million his first season on the job, and that salary does nothing but go up after that. Terms of his buyout were not known at this writing. What is known is that OU paid more than $2.365 million in buyouts and related expenses to bring four prominent assistants on to Brent Venables’ Sooner staff, this according to documents obtained by USA Today. OU got pasted by the always-underachieving Texas Longhorns 49-0 last Saturday. A lopsided beat down on both sides of the ball may make the selection of defensive coordinator Ted Roof seem unfair. But OU’s defense is consistently bad this season. After starting the year at 3-0 the Sooners have now lost 3 in a row, giving up an average of over 40 points in those losses. That’s why Roof will be first appointed with blame. “The Roof’s backside is all ablaze,” Heraldson quipped. “Saying the Roof was on fire seemed like lazy writing, so I decided on ‘ablaze.’ Yeah, I know you’re recording this.”
**LSU Special Teams Coach Brian Polian**
LSU Special Teams are mostly known as ‘team muff’ because of dropped punts and kicks and not for any other reason.Head LSU football Coach Brian Kelly’s buyout is around $4 million if he leaves LSU before Dec. 31, 2022. His exit fee drops to $3 million in 2023 and to a bargain $2 million in ’24. Coach Kelly is not going anywhere but special teams coach Brian Polian might be. If anyone thought that the first week of special teams’ miscues were bound to improve for LSU, they were wrong. Last Saturday, a muffed kickoff went right to the oncoming Vols and that set the tone for the day. Followed up with an ill-advised onside kick, and long punt return by Tennessee that set up a field goal followed. The game was out of reach at 20-0 so none of the later blunders cost LSU the game, the way they did in week one against Florida State. Coach Brian Kelly opted to go for it on fourth down three times against the Vols probably to keep his not-so-special teams off the field. “I’m guessing that Coach Kelly decided that going for it on fourth down was the best bad decision available to him,” Heraldson observed.
**Houston Offensive Coordinator Shannon Dawson**
Houston has been outscored 202-188 through the first 6 games of 2022 after winning the AAC West and beating Auburn in the Birmingham Bowl last season.Head Coach Dana Holgorsen’s buyout is $9,390,000.00 through 2023 and over $7 million in 2024. . Holgorsen will earn $4.2 million in 2022 as part of the $26.7 million multi-year agreement. Holgorson was granted a 6-year contract extension after the 2021 season where Houston went 12-2, played for their conference championship and beat Auburn in a bowl game. All summer Houston was the darling of non-P5 schools among the media. Many picked Houston for a New Year’s Six bowl appearance. It was not to be. Through six games Houston has been outscored 202-188 and that includes Friday’s miraculous come from behind 33-32 win over Memphis. Shannon Dawson, offensive coordinator for the Cougars, seems more to blame for the unexpected underperformance than defensive coordinator Doug Belk, but it was a close call and Belk could find himself on the outs if his defensive teams continue to give away the game at the end as they did against Texas Tech, Tulane and almost against the University of Texas San Antonio. It does not help that through six games Houston is the most penalized team in Div-1 with a total of 59 penalties and an average of 88.1 penalty yards per game. Ouch.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is perfect for football players and soon to be unemployed college football assistant coaches.SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes and markets a problem-solving product and that challenge is visible butt sweat or swamp butt. The fabric used is specifically formulated wick and help sweat evaporate faster than it would otherwise with traditional men’s underwear. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for the trademark, so please do not use it without written permission. To see everything SwampButt Underwear offers, please visit the [SwampButt virtual store. ](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa/)
Sources for this article include: the NCAA, Houston Chronicle, Coog Fans, Sports Illustrated, Football Scoop, [CBS](https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/dana-holgorsen-contract-houston-coach-agrees-to-six-year-26-7-million-extension-following-banner-season/), the Oklahoman, Paper City, Team Rankings, Gallery Sports, [ESPN](https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/34726883/the-state-texas-football-big-money-coach-struggling-offense-plenty-questions), [Washington Post](https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2022/10/07/college-football-coaches-buyouts/).
Comments in this article are meant as satire. No one should take a word of it very seriously.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, Hot Seat, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear Sweats Out the Winter Games](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-helps-manage-heat-and-sweat-that-will-build-up-during-outdoor-exercise-even-in-the-winter/)
**Published:** February 18, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear helps manage heat and sweat that will build up during outdoor exercise even in the winter.
**Content:**
Every four years Americans gather around televisions and screens of every size and try to remember: How is [figure skating scored](https://usfigureskating.org/sports/2025/8/12/scoring-system.aspx)? Is [snowboarding](https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/sports/snowboard) a “real” sport? How drunk would I have to be to go off the [ski jump](https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/sports/ski-jumping)? How soon will ‘[Climate Change’](https://science.nasa.gov/climate-change/) put an end to winter and cold weather sports?
What occurs to very few — and even fewer south of Virginia — is how sweaty winter athletes get while competing. After all, it’s cold, right? Who gets hot and sweaty outside in snow and ice? Anyone who has ever shoveled a driveway knows the answer. People who live in the south do not. But since the quadrennial winter games are clogging the screens of millions regardless of their geography, learning about winter sports and sweat management is timely.
**Cold Outside. Tropical Inside.**
*SwampButt mascot Rufus airs it out off the ski jump in dry athletic style.*Elite winter competitors — and even weekend skiers, sledders, and cross-country snowshoers — understand something fans do not see. Underneath the hats, gloves, and parkas is a microclimate closer to Singapore than Scandinavia. Managing sweat at high levels of competition is not about comfort but is about constructing a competitive advantage. And if professionals treat it seriously, maybe the rest of us should too.
**Sweat Is Disruptive to Focus**
Concentration is oxygen in athletic competition. Sweat dripping into eyes. Damp fabric clinging to skin. Moisture pooling where it should not. Chub rub. These things are a distraction. More than comfort, moisture management is either a competitive advantage — or a liability. And then comes the part most spectators never think about.
**The Between-Heat Problem**
Competitors exert themselves intensely. Then they wait. And that’s when ‘thermal whiplash’ sets in. When the extreme effort stops:
• Blood flow decreases
• Evaporation accelerates
• Wet fabric cools rapidly
• Muscles tighten
Cold alone is not the enemy. Wet combined with cold is. Sweat during winter sports poses severe dangers, such as rapid heat loss that leads to hypothermia and frostbite. et clothing transfers heat away from the body 25 times faster than dry skin. It also causes hidden dehydration, muscle strain, and skin irritation. Proper layering with moisture-wicking materials is critical to prevent these risks.
**The Three-Layer System**
Serious winter athletes rely on a system of layers to manage temperature and moisture.
Layer One: Base Layer
Moisture-wicking fabric that pulls sweat away from skin. Caps, gloves, socks — and yes, undergarments.
Layer Two: Insulating Layer
Traps body heat while allowing moisture vapor to move outward.
Layer Three: Protective Shell
Resists wind and weather while allowing breathability.
The layer closest to the skin matters most. “No one ever performed at their peak with sweat blurring their vision or trickling where it doesn’t belong,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Cold air doesn’t eliminate sweat. It punishes you for it later.”
**The Science Behind Sweat Control**
Research from institutions such as the University of Oregon has examined performance textiles extensively. Modern performance gear incorporates:
• Polyester and nylon blends for lightweight durability and moisture resistance
• Adaptive yarn structures that open ventilation pathways as heat increases
• Advanced membranes that allow vapor to escape while blocking external moisture
• Metallic micro-patterning to balance heat reflection and breathability
• Smart textiles that monitor hydration and incorporate conductive materials for thermal regulation
At elite levels, sweat management isn’t optional. It’s engineered.
What This Means for Non-Superhuman Athletes
You may not be competing on a global stage. But if someone ever need to shovel snow, ski on weekends, ice fish, coach youth hockey or run outdoors in winter.
They will experience the same cycle of heat, sweat, pause and then re-chill. These people probably do not have:
• A heated recovery tent
• Spare base layers
• A physiologist monitoring skin temperature.
Most of us have one layer of cover closest to the skin. And it either works or it does not.
**Cold Outside Doesn’t Mean Dry Inside**
Winter performance is infrastructure born of preparation, material science and planning. The professionals treat it that way. So should the rest of us. The professionals treat it that way. So should the rest of us.
**SwampButt Underwear**
Men’s underwear engineered for the moment between heat and chill. The SwampButt Underwear name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable. SwampButt Underwear produces moisture-wicking underwear designed for men who sweat enough that it becomes visible through clothing. The brand’s mission is simple: keep men drier, more comfortable, and better looking—one pair at a time. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweating, Heat, Men's Underwear, SwampButt Underwear, sweaty
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### [SwampButt Underwear Guide To Prepare for Winter](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-guide-to-prepare-for-winter/)
**Published:** February 8, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** So many attempts at storm preparation, crisis management and crisis communications fail, but not because of bad information or instructions that are wrong. They fail because the moment is mistaken. According to SwampButt Underwear.
**Content:**
## [From Motherhood Moment](https://motherhood-moment.blogspot.com/2026/01/house-home-winter-storm-guide-to.html)
### House & Home – SwampButt Underwear Winter Storm Guide To Prepare People in the South From A Company That Usually Profits From Visible Sweat
NOTE: This article was published in [Motherhood Moment](https://motherhood-moment.blogspot.com/2026/01/house-home-winter-storm-guide-to.html).
According to SwampButt Underwear, approximately 230 million Americans are expected to experience the effects of [Winter Storm Fern](https://u7061146.ct.sendgrid.net/ls/click?upn=u001.gqh-2BaxUzlo7XKIuSly0rC5g-2F-2F5qYeJr9peyUKfv-2BTED5eQEY8zp2rkZxQ72XrNrLlg-2FFQVski9ymK7DxC2OAQjRldFLRMuzUh4KmDN361ipjgpCuxi-2BZ8uhbAtli4rJMZa6ZMUfZjn-2BnT4-2FJBwbiPE8HjwCcRdadE9mpUjsGiZc-3DkbfO_SLPzummJrIcSyZ45xc-2Bc2CDYYx4DANNAKt5wO58SVmfVQoTxykX-2BaYa2SOX5-2Fcfq7jUn1Uo8Ud0RJQjLj3Pw6YkERTuztsZ6gD299tAcOYEOjEueAOpSbeDb2zvwEMicECFAHa8zvMF99kZIFzzIx43vh62C7Ozfki2104kYMZfEeGu5SxaFfeDMsVuDE1cCm5UOiVGjD5NMtRj7NqW40-2Fneyw5p8SDSkgQy1TRT3Ee-2BA1f3jvg-2Bxgtq35TEjsDQDuWQXICcq2wGSGbcgKRC7zoOMqK89XBIE8xSKIOv-2BadORnYH6AMKfHPozX45EQQv6jf6ttskfJY6yyIt1X7MxcfqJ-2FtkzswRHFQgfMMRU0o-3D) starting Saturday January 24 through Tuesday January 27, 2026. Worse still of the citizenry to be seized by the freeze are in the south and are not accustomed to existing in sub-freezing temperatures. They simply ‘don’t do’ winter the way Americans in the northeast and upper Midwest experience. To get the Winter Storm Guide just share your email. We do not share this with anyone, ever!
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**Humor, Serial Storytelling, and Practical Absurdity Succeed Where Crisis Communications Often Fail**
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**Enter The Mascot**
That’s where *Rufus Prepares for the Freeze* quietly succeeds. Not by shouting louder. Not by issuing firmer warnings. But by reflecting reality back to people in a way they immediately recognize.
“Rufus behaves the way people actually behave during storms: improvising, guessing, over-correcting, waiting, and learning things later than they should,” Nicoll said. “That is not a weakness. It is the entire point. Accuracy of and a focus on emotions and *behavior* builds trust faster than accuracy of *information*. Emotional and relatable communications are what drives successful crisis outreach.”
**Different Temperatures Mean New Hazards**
I*n need of firewood this winter? Too bad. You should have thought of this before. And do not cut down trees during the big freeze for firewood, especially the neighbors even, if it’s night. They are going know who did it. If it gets that cold, burn the furniture, assuming you have a fireplace. If you do not have a fireplace, do not burn the furniture.*Commenting on how the weather impacts quality of life is not new for SwampButt. “We sell underwear for men who sweat so much, that it is visible below the belt line onto their pants, and have published plenty of information about that topic,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman Nick Heraldson. “But the owner (Nicoll) spent over a decade living and working in the upper Midwest. He understands the conundrum people in the south experience with these types of conditions and is sympathetic. That is how this guide got started.”
**A Humorous Series With A Serious Moment**
The makers of [SwampButt Underwear](https://u7061146.ct.sendgrid.net/ls/click?upn=u001.gqh-2BaxUzlo7XKIuSly0rC6SpfoeqehRK-2FR3xnv0dbyA-3D0lBU_SLPzummJrIcSyZ45xc-2Bc2CDYYx4DANNAKt5wO58SVmfVQoTxykX-2BaYa2SOX5-2Fcfq7jUn1Uo8Ud0RJQjLj3Pw6YkERTuztsZ6gD299tAcOYEOjEueAOpSbeDb2zvwEMicECFAHa8zvMF99kZIFzzIx43vh62C7Ozfki2104kYMZfEeGu5SxaFfeDMsVuDE1cCm5UOiVGjD5NMtRj7NqW40wTfPMuwCLA1W4F-2BzlLSJ-2BPmvMLXDPgdqg2Yhyy7K3o6FlyR-2B-2BiJKktzU8qmgkadcgEf06X8sCtH5SmtdJbWbOrEo8yqSGk-2B-2BrjZUvGQX0-2FAXklrFyuBByrOLgOc89Yv-2Fq7vyxKMKs9hwZM8g6s8siM-3D) use humor to market their uniquely named men’s undergarment all the time. But never for the prospect of ice and snow. That’s where *[Rufus Prepares for the Freeze](https://u7061146.ct.sendgrid.net/ls/click?upn=u001.gqh-2BaxUzlo7XKIuSly0rC5uREzA-2B-2FZURH5VXtzYdTJuD8uztikQ6rK-2F8qypQjvXRy6k1jxoZPUr6n3D0qi7QoBftolPa4WNfCezfkyuqVCCIL33TTwgntlitxrfC-2BCONp6CS_SLPzummJrIcSyZ45xc-2Bc2CDYYx4DANNAKt5wO58SVmfVQoTxykX-2BaYa2SOX5-2Fcfq7jUn1Uo8Ud0RJQjLj3Pw6YkERTuztsZ6gD299tAcOYEOjEueAOpSbeDb2zvwEMicECFAHa8zvMF99kZIFzzIx43vh62C7Ozfki2104kYMZfEeGu5SxaFfeDMsVuDE1cCm5UOiVGjD5NMtRj7NqW4071-2BCK9v2ImPGZjwOBdLMf5VkzkK1Glx-2BE8xUfIhytw8-2BsA0LciwOVQTzucbPB5-2FkCh1gyqms0MlHJo2tF8XYTVPVOgQMNImxcrfbNYSx5o7AViM0P934P1ElrFSc-2BERrBqUmvZXyCBUutuvU1kCcUE-3D)* quietly succeeds. Rufus is the SwampButt Underwear mascot. He is an anthropomorphic alligator who always wears SwampButt Underwear. “In his role as mascot, Rufus is really all of us,” Nicoll said. “He is guileless, does not put on airs and, as alligators go, is very relatable.”
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Men's Underwear, Rufus, SwampButt Underwear, winter
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### [SwampButt Underwear Says: When Winter Storms Miss —Planning and Preparation Still Matters](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-says-when-winter-storms-miss-planning-and-preparation-still-matters/)
**Published:** January 27, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
NOTE: This is a short, piece on how people process risk during winter weather events, and why calm, practical guidance often outperforms urgency when forecasts evolve unevenly.
Here in Southeast Texas, weather is not small talk. It shapes how people dress, how they work, how they commute, go to school and how comfortable—or uncomfortable—the day-to-day man feels just getting through his routine.
Most of the time, that conversation revolves around heat and humidity. Sometimes, though, the weather reminds us it has other conditions many of which are unfamiliar.
Winter Storm Fern was one of those moments
The greater Houston area ultimately avoided the worst of the predicted ice, though freezing temperatures lingered longer than many expected. Other parts of the country were not as fortunate, dealing with power outages, hazardous roads, and the long tail of recovery that follows any widespread cold event.
That contrast is worth paying attention to—not to relitigate the forecast, but to understand how people experience weather in real life. And to remember that there is no downside to overpreparing for any crisis.
**Forecasts Don’t Land Evenly While People Still Have to Prepare**
One of the quiet challenges with weather events in regions like Southeast Texas is that forecasts rarely happen the same way everywhere. Conditions can shift block by block, county by county.
Winter Storm Fern traversed most of the lower forty-eight states but delivered only a glancing blow to the Greater Houston area. Predicting the future in general, including the weather is problematic at best. But people still must make decisions:
- Do I change my travel plans?
- Do I drip the faucet all night?
- Should I wrap the outside pipes?
- Do I wait until the last minute to make decisions and accept the consequences whether good or bad?
Those decisions are usually made under stress, fatigue, and uncertainty—not ideal conditions for absorbing long lists of instructions or dramatic warnings. Preparedness, in that sense, is not about predicting the future perfectly. It’s about helping people make safer or better choices as conditions evolve.
**No Such Thing As Over Prepared**
For people in Southeast Texas who feel that they over prepared or were somehow ‘misled’ by forecasters take heart; the next weather-related emergency is a certainty. It may not be an ice storm, snow outbreak, or pipe-busting freeze. Spring will bring thunderstorms, derechos and tornados. Summer and fall birth hurricanes with high winds and floods. Your canned goods, bottled water and generator fuel will come in handy at some point. Should they not be useful, donate to someone who needs them in another part of the country. Regardless, there is little downside to storm preparations.
**The Risks Often Come After the Storm**
Another reality that often gets lost: many winter-related injuries and emergencies happen *after* the worst weather passes. Extended freezes bring secondary risks—improper heating, carbon monoxide exposure, refreezing roads, downed power lines, and delayed power restoration. Even when the ice doesn’t materialize locally, the cold itself still changes behavior in ways that matter.
That’s why measured, practical guidance remains useful even when a storm “misses.”
**A Short Winter Storm Safety Checklist**
For anyone dealing with extended cold—here or elsewhere—these basics still apply:
- Stock food that does not require electricity for several days,
- Avoid using open flames, grills, or propane heaters indoors,
- Layer clothing and cover your head, neck, and ears to retain body heat,
- Keep generators and fuel-powered equipment outdoors and away from enclosed spaces,
- Avoid all downed power lines and assume they are live,
- Stay off icy roads unless travel is absolutely necessary,
- Expect delays in power restoration and plan accordingly.
None of this is dramatic. That’s the point.
**Why We Pay Attention to Weather at SwampButt Underwear™**
At SwampButt Underwear™, we follow weather closely because it directly affects comfort and behavior—especially in places like Southeast Texas, where heat and humidity dominate most of the year. Our mascot, Rufus, exists for the same reason. As an anthropomorphic alligator who always wears [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/), he’s not there to dramatize conditions or make light of them. He reflects how people live with the weather—adjusting, layering, waiting things out, and learning as they go.
Whether it’s a brutal summer afternoon or an unexpected cold snap, weather shapes how the day-to-day man experiences work, travel, and life. Paying attention to those conditions—and how people respond to them—matters more than reacting loudly to every forecast.
When it comes to safety, the goal isn’t alarm. It’s clarity.
A Closing Note**
Winter Storm Fern ultimately impacted different regions in different ways. In Southeast Texas, the most severe ice conditions did not materialize, while other parts of the country experienced outages, travel delays and hazardous conditions. We prepared materials in advance so they would be available if needed and used them selectively as conditions evolved. That’s how preparedness should work. Weather does not always follow scripts. Responsible communication should not either. As the conditions change, we will continue to assess, plan, reassess, change plans, adapt, improvise and overcome.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt ](https://swampbutt.com/)[Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that designs and sells moisture-wicking underwear for men who sweat—a lot. Based in the sweltering Gulf Coast of Texas, the company leans on humor, honesty, and performance-focused fabrics to help customers fight embarrassing perspiration.
The SwampButt Underwear name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable. SwampButt Underwear produces moisture-wicking underwear designed for men who sweat enough that it becomes visible through clothing. The brand’s mission is simple: keep men drier, more comfortable, and better looking—one pair at a time. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Fern, storm, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, weather, winter
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### [SwampButt Underwear WINTER STORM FERN PREPAREDNESS UPDATE](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-mascot-rufus-says-that-the-weight-of-ice-can-cause-tree-limbs-to-fall-and-power-lines-to-also-fall-plus-tree-limbs-can-also-fall-across-power-lines/)
**Published:** January 25, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear's Mascot Rufus says that the weight of ice can cause tree limbs to fall and power lines to also fall. Plus, tree limbs can also fall across power lines.
**Content:**
(Lake Jackson, TX) January 25, 2026 – [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) reports that as Winter Storm Fern continues to bring freezing temperatures to large parts of the Southern United States, residents in regions unaccustomed to prolonged cold are urged to focus on basic safety, food access, and electricity planning. (Click here for the latest news about [Fern).](https://www.yahoo.com/news/weather-news/live/winter-storm-live-updates-heavy-snow-and-crippling-ice-spread-across-us-at-least-24-states-issue-emergency-declarations-154833525.html)
[Emergency officials](https://www.the-sun.com/news/15821516/winter-storm-us-snow-ice-state-emergency/) say preparation should prioritize simple steps that reduce fire risk, carbon monoxide exposure, and injury during power outages.
The checklist below was developed by **[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/)**, a Texas-based apparel company whose founder has lived over a decade in the upper Midwest and has a background in crisis and emergency communications, as part of a broader public winter-weather safety effort.
(As a semi-tongue in cheek, but kind of serious way to prepare, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) offers a colorful and humorous guide to manage the unwelcome frozen conditions. It is a new twist on storm preparation and crisis communications. (Download a PDF version here: [Rufus from SwampButt Underwear Prepares for the Freeze.)](https://swampbutt.com/rufus-of-swampbutt-underwear-prepares-for-the-freeze-thank-you/)
**Key winter storm preparation tips include:**
- Stock food that does not require electricity, enough for at least three to seven days.
• Avoid using open flames, grills, or propane heaters indoors.
• Wear layered clothing and cover the head, neck, and ears to retain body heat.
• Keep generators and fuel-powered equipment outdoors and away from enclosed spaces.
• Assume all downed power lines are live and avoid contact.
• Stay off icy roads unless travel is absolutely necessary.
• Use freezing outdoor temperatures cautiously for temporary food storage, discarding items that thaw and refreeze.
• Expect delays in power restoration and plan for extended outages.
Officials recommend monitoring updates only from local utilities, emergency agencies, and school districts, and avoiding reliance on unofficial social media reports during outages.
Freezing conditions are expected to ease later in the week as temperatures rise.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt ](https://swampbutt.com/)[Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that designs and sells moisture-wicking underwear for men who sweat—a lot. Based in the sweltering Gulf Coast of Texas, the company leans on humor, honesty, and performance-focused fabrics to help customers fight embarrassing perspiration.
The SwampButt Underwear name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable. SwampButt Underwear produces moisture-wicking underwear designed for men who sweat enough that it becomes visible through clothing. The brand’s mission is simple: keep men drier, more comfortable, and better looking—one pair at a time.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Fern, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Winter Storm
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### [The SwampButt Underwear Winter Storm Guide To Prepare People in the South From A Company That Usually Profits From Visible Sweat](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-underwear-winter-storm-guide-to-prepare-people-in-the-south-from-a-company-that-usually-profits-from-visible-sweat/)
**Published:** January 23, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
***A New Take On Crisis Communications* *Preparing for the Freeze…***
**Winter Storm Guide To Prepare People in the South From A Company That Usually Profits From Visible Sweat**
**January 23, 2026 (The Southern United States of America) –** Approximately 230 million Americans are expected to experience the effects of [Winter Storm Fern](https://weather.com/storms/winter/news/2026-01-21-winter-storm-fern-ice-snow-forecast-south-northeast-midwest) starting Saturday January 24 through Tuesday January 27, 2026. Worse still of the citizenry to be seized by the freeze are in the south and are not accustomed to existing in sub-freezing temperatures. They simply ‘don’t do’ winter the way Americans in the northeast and upper Midwest experience.
As a semi-tongue in cheek, but kind of serious way to prepare, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) offers a colorful and humorous guide to manage the unwelcome frozen conditions. It is a new twist on storm preparation and crisis communications. (Download a PDF version here: [Rufus from SwampButt Underwear Prepares for the Freeze.](https://swampbutt.com/rufus-of-swampbutt-underwear-prepares-for-the-freeze-thank-you/)
**Humor, Serial Storytelling, and Practical Absurdity Succeed Where Crisis Communications Often Fail**
So many attempts at storm preparation, crisis management and crisis communications fail, but not because of bad information or instructions that are wrong. They fail because the moment is mistaken. “By the time people encounter emergency messaging, like about this upcoming [winter storm,](https://weather.com/storms/winter/video/winter-storm-fern-south-mid-atlantic-northeast-snow-ice-0) they are already stressed, tired, uncertain, and juggling conflicting priorities,” said [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) founder [Harold Nicoll](https://www.linkedin.com/in/haroldnicoll/), who also has an extensive background in public relations and crisis communications. “The public are not in a receptive frame of mind before the winter storm. They are not used to frozen conditions and are trying to orient themselves—emotionally and practically—inside a situation that has already gone sideways.”
**Enter The Mascot**
*In need of firewood? Too bad. You should have thought of this before. And do not cut down trees during the big freeze for firewood, especially the neighbors even, if it’s night. They are going know who did it. If it gets that cold, burn the furniture, assuming you have a fireplace. If you do not have a fireplace, do not burn the furniture.*That’s where *Rufus Prepares for the Freeze* quietly succeeds. Not by shouting louder. Not by issuing firmer warnings. But by reflecting reality back to people in a way they immediately recognize.
“Rufus behaves the way people actually behave during storms: improvising, guessing, over-correcting, waiting, and learning things later than they should,” Nicoll said. “That is not a weakness. It is the entire point. Accuracy of and a focus on emotions and *behavior* builds trust faster than accuracy of *information*. Emotional and relatable communications are what drives successful crisis outreach.”
**Different Temperatures Mean New Hazards**
Commenting on how the weather impacts quality of life is not new for SwampButt. “We sell underwear for men who sweat so much, that it is visible below the belt line onto their pants, and have published plenty of information about that topic,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman Nick Heraldson. “But the owner (Nicoll) spent over a decade living and working in the upper Midwest. He understands the conundrum people in the south experience with these types of conditions and is sympathetic. That is how this guide got started.”
**A Humorous Series With A Serious Moment**
The makers of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) use humor to market their uniquely named men’s undergarment all the time. But never for the prospect of ice and snow.
That’s where *[Rufus Prepares for the Freeze](https://swampbutt.com/rufus-of-swampbutt-underwear-prepares-for-the-freeze-thank-you/)* quietly succeeds. Rufus is the SwampButt Underwear mascot. He is an anthropomorphic alligator who always wears SwampButt Underwear. “In his role as mascot, Rufus is really all of us,” Nicoll said. “He is guileless, does not put on airs and, as alligators go, is very relatable.”
A fully illustrated PDF guide is available on the [SwampButt Underwear website](https://swampbutt.com/rufus-of-swampbutt-underwear-prepares-for-the-freeze-thank-you/). For now, below is an abbreviated list. A social media campaign with each element will launch in just enough time to be helpful and in plenty of time to be humorous. “It was funny when I wrote it,” Nicoll said.
1. In your home, apartment or trailer locate your canned goods. The TV always says to stock up on canned goods. And have or obtain a canned goods opener. Without one, you are SOL.
2. It is okay to eat ‘frozen food’ when the temperature outside is freezing.
3. That really, big candle you got for Christmas will not heat the entire home and you should be careful with any type of flame whether indoors or out.
4. Instead of flames, fires or combustibles of any type, substitute garments. As in ‘wear more garments’ to preserve body heat. Hoodies will preserve heat on your head, neck and ears.
5. Women’s stockings are not ideal head gear. But if that is all there is, then do what you gotta do. Just don’t visit any banks, convenience or liquor stores while so outfitted.
6. In need of firewood? Too bad. You should have thought of this before. And do not cut down trees during the big freeze for firewood, especially the neighbors even, if it’s night. They are going know who did it. If it gets that cold, burn the furniture, assuming you have a fireplace. If you do not have a fireplace, do not burn the furniture.
7. Keep all engines outside. Do not bring gasoline powered generators or propane grills inside. Doing either or both will likely make you dead.
8. Remember that it’s the south. In two days, it will be seventy degrees. So ‘chill out’ and pardon the pun.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that designs and sells moisture-wicking underwear for men who sweat—a lot. Based in the sweltering Gulf Coast of Texas, the company leans on humor, honesty, and performance-focused fabrics to help customers fight embarrassing perspiration.
The SwampButt Underwear name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable. SwampButt Underwear produces moisture-wicking underwear designed for men who sweat enough that it becomes visible through clothing. The brand’s mission is simple: keep men drier, more comfortable, and better looking—one pair at a time.
**CAPTION: Rufus, the SwampButt Underwear Mascot, demonstrates the folly of trying to heat an entire home with one of those often re-gifted big, Christmas candles. Be careful with any open flame, especially indoors.**
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, winter, Winter Storm
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### [SwampButt Underwear Declares ‘Valentine’s Day Is Not a Real Holiday’](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-mascot-rufus-celebrates-valentines-day-for-2026-though-christmas-and-new-years-are-barely-passed/)
**Published:** January 12, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear's mascot Rufus celebrates Valentines Day for 2026 though Christmas and New Years's are barely passed.
**Content:**
*And That’s Exactly Why You Should Take It Seriously According to SwampButt Underwear.*
It seems like Christmas and New Year’s Day just ended, the tree barely dragged to the curb, when the [Valentine’s Day](https://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day/valentines-day-february-14) pitches begin. And all for what?
Is Valentine’s Day a *real* holiday?
No. It is not.
You can tell because school is open. Banks are open. The post office is open. Nobody gets a paid day off.
And yet—ignore Valentine’s Day at your peril. Go to the [SwampButt Underwear Store](https://swampbutt.com/store/) to buy the man in your life at least one pair.
*SwampButt Underwear mascot Rufus celebrates Valentines Day for 2026 though Christmas and New Years’s are barely passed.*Because while it may not be “real” in the legal or civic sense, [Valentine’s Day i](https://www.thorntons.com/uk/en/history-of-valentines-day)s absolutely real in the *consequences* sense. Just ask the crew at SwampButt Underwear about the negative consequences of forgetting Valentines Day.
Ask anyone who forgot the flowers.
Ask anyone who “meant to make reservations.”
Ask anyone who thought, *“We said we weren’t doing gifts this year.”*
Valentine’s Day is symbolic. And symbolism, as it turns out, is expensive when mishandled.
**The Valentine’s Day Gift Trap**
For decades, Valentine’s Day gifting has followed a predictable, deeply flawed pattern:
- Flowers that wilt by the weekend,
- Chocolates eaten mostly by the buyer,
- Jewelry that causes more anxiety than joy (“Is this… enough?”),
- Lingerie purchased with wildly optimistic assumptions.
And then there’s the silent category nobody talks about: [**gifts for men**.](https://www.spoonfulofcomfort.com/blog/small-gifts-for-men?g_acctid=272-334-1463&g_adgroupid=6336585416&g_adid=338946189580&g_adtype=search&g_campaign=Search+%7C+MOF+%7C+Prosp+%7C+Conversion+%7C+Send+Soup+%7C+tROAS+%28275%25%29&g_campaignid=116574896&g_keyword=get%20well%20gift%20for%20men&g_keywordid=kwd-44093602&g_network=g&nb_adtype=&nb_ap=&nb_fii=&nb_kwd=get%20well%20gift%20for%20men&nb_li_ms=&nb_lp_ms=&nb_mi=&nb_mt=b&nb_pc=&nb_pi=&nb_placement=&nb_ppi=&nb_ti=kwd-44093602&nbt=nb%3Aadwords%3Ag%3A116574896%3A6336585416%3A338946189580&utm_term=get%20well%20gift%20for%20men&utm_campaign=Search+%7C+MOF+%7C+Prosp+%7C+Conversion+%7C+Send+Soup+%7C+tROAS+(275%25)&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=2723341463&hsa_cam=116574896&hsa_grp=6336585416&hsa_ad=338946189580&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=kwd-44093602&hsa_kw=get%20well%20gift%20for%20men&hsa_mt=b&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=116574896&gbraid=0AAAAADuMFqjpnlYxTaBkXlnmufCB7fSES&gclid=Cj0KCQiA1JLLBhCDARIsAAVfy7jh-Nw93Tt6fQlHQG4As8d_A_1sVxUXITpRGlDVHWwP_C9jilJREl4aAo0rEALw_wcB) It is just one of the instances where assumptions (could we say expectations) about men are made. And yes gentlemen, you are supposed to know all this. SwampButt Underwear posits that:
Men are expected to be romantic.
Men are expected to be grateful.
Men are also expected to pretend that another novelty mug or vaguely heart-themed item is thrilling.
But here’s the inconvenient truth: most men don’t want romance-adjacent clutter.
They want comfort. They want dignity. And they want fewer visible sweat marks when standing up in public.
**Enter: The Least Romantic Problem in America**
Let’s talk facts.
[Men sweat.](https://www.sweathelp.org/sweatsolutions-newsletter/news-blog/368-who-sweats-more-men-or-women.html#:~:text=Or%20is%20that%20sweat?,more%20stamina%20in%20the%20sun?) A lot.
They sweat at work.
They sweat at dinner.
They sweat sitting still, thinking about sweating.
And the most common casualty of that sweat?
Underwear that traps moisture, causes friction, and creates the kind of damp discomfort no candlelit dinner can overcome.
This is not a sexy topic.
But it is an important one.
Because nothing kills the mood faster than a man silently adjusting his waistband, hoping no one notices, and wondering how soon he can sit back down.
**Why Underwear Is a Surprisingly Smart Valentine’s Gift**
Underwear fails as a gift when it’s cheap, thoughtless, or purely utilitarian.
But underwear succeeds when it solves a real problem.
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/?srsltid=AfmBOoqDb8gVPlkxg3yt_nrJbWrfFs2u6SJyD5dBXbiHEozGtVMh9FLw) is designed to do three unromantic but highly effective things:
1. **Pull moisture away fast**
2. **Reduce heat and friction**
3. **Prevent visible sweat-through moments**
That means fewer awkward chair exits.
Less self-conscious shifting.
And a man who is more comfortable, confident, and—ironically—more present.
Comfort is attractive.
Confidence is attractive.
Dryness, while rarely advertised, is deeply appreciated.
**The Valentine’s Day Logic No One Says Out Loud**
Valentine’s Day isn’t about grand gestures.
It’s about *attention*.
It’s about noticing what actually affects someone’s daily life and doing something useful about it.
A gift that says,
“I see you. I understand you. And I don’t want you uncomfortable,”
beats a dozen roses every time.
Especially when those roses die by Monday.
**Not a Real Holiday. Still a Real Test.**
So no—Valentine’s Day is not a real holiday.
But it is real enough to matter.
Real enough to remember.
And real enough to get right.
This year, skip the panic-buy shelf items and consider something practical, quietly thoughtful, and genuinely appreciated.
Because love may be symbolic—
but comfort is concrete.
And nothing says “I care” like not letting someone sit in their own misery.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that designs and sells moisture-wicking underwear for men who sweat—a lot. Based in the sweltering Gulf Coast of Texas, the company leans on humor, honesty, and performance-focused fabrics to help customers fight embarrassing perspiration.
The SwampButt Underwear name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable. SwampButt Underwear produces moisture-wicking underwear designed for men who sweat enough that it becomes visible through clothing. The brand’s mission is simple: keep men drier, more comfortable, and better looking—one pair at a time.
SwampButt Underwear™ is a real company that makes and markets a product that solves a problem. That problem is visible butt sweat. Known as ‘swamp ass’ or ‘swamp butt’ it is very embarrassing and keeps lots of men indoors or alone while outdoors if they go outside at all. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States of America and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Gifts, Men's Underwear, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, valentines day
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### [December Reflects the Full Spectrum of U.S. Culture—Faith, Service, Reflection, and Festivus](https://swampbutt.com/december-reflects-the-full-spectrum-of-u-s-culture-faith-service-reflection-and-festivus/)
**Published:** December 22, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** December Reflects the Full Spectrum of U.S. Culture—Faith, Service, Reflection, and Festivus.
**Content:**
SwampButt Underwear Rufus Celebrates Festivus.***December in America: A Month of Meaning, Memory, and a Little Cathartic Humor…***
**At SwampButt Underwear December Reflects the Full Spectrum of U.S. Culture—Faith, Service, and Festivus**
**Lake Jackson, Texas (December 21, 2025)** — In the United States, December is more than a countdown to Christmas or the New Year. It is a layered month of religious observance, civic reflection, charitable action, cultural tradition—and, increasingly, humor. From **[World AIDS Day](https://www.hiv.gov/events/awareness-days/world-aids-day) on December 1** and **[Human Rights Day](https://www.un.org/en/observances/human-rights-day) on December 10**, to sacred observances such as **[Christmas](https://www.history.com/articles/history-of-christmas), [Hanukkah,](https://www.chabad.org/holidays/chanukah/article_cdo/aid/102911/jewish/What-Is-Hanukkah.htm) [Kwanzaa](https://nmaahc.si.edu/explore/moments/kwanzaa)**, and the **[Winter Solstice](https://www.weather.gov/abq/clifeatures_wintersolstice)**, December brings together communities of different beliefs and backgrounds around shared values: reflection, generosity, and renewal.
“December is one of the few times in American life when we pause—sometimes by choice, sometimes by necessity,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and amateur historian Nick Heraldson. “It’s when serious reflection exists side-by-side with traditions, some that help people cope with the pressures of the season and some that are just fun for the sake of fun.”
**Festivus for the Rest of Us**
On the third day of Christmas Rufus Claus gave to me 3 chickens and alligators really like Chicken.That includes **[Festivus](https://www.history.com/articles/festivus-meaning)**, the satirical December 23 observance popularized by *Seinfeld*. What began as a fictional holiday on December 18, 1997 during [Season 9, Episode 10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRETV2oDvkM) (“The Strike”) the Seinfeld episode is a cultural shorthand for honesty, stress relief, and the universal desire to say out loud what many feel during the year’s most demanding month. “Festivus is the only occasion during the month of December where effort in the form of the ‘tests of strength’ will cause excess sweating,” Heraldson said. “Though the airing of the grievances can get pretty heated.”
The idea of Festivus resonates after almost 30 years because it does not replace anything meaningful. Instead, it shows that humans can hold humor and reverence together.
Similarly, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) shows that a challenge that is really embarrassing is not as bad when it can be laughed at.
Throughout the month, Americans also recognize days focused on service, inclusion, and community well-being, including **[International Volunteer Day](https://www.un.org/en/observances/volunteer-day)**, **[International Day of Persons with Disabilities](https://www.un.org/en/observances/day-of-persons-with-disabilities)**, and **[Wright Brothers Day](https://wrightbrothersday.org/?srsltid=AfmBOoqZBgf-KPYI4o8KnpQ_qezeEwMr1ejwlKK-IM4MqD7nqdudTzfT)**, which honors innovation and progress. Taken together, December reflects the complexity of modern American life: deeply rooted traditions, evolving cultural expressions, and a shared need for connection—whether that comes through worship, volunteering, family gatherings, or a well-timed airing of grievances.
As the year draws to a close, December remains a reminder that unity does not require uniformity—and that there is room in the American calendar for faith, reflection, service, celebration, and the occasional aluminum pole.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that designs and sells moisture-wicking underwear for men who sweat—a lot. Based in the sweltering Gulf Coast of Texas, the company leans on humor, honesty, and performance-focused fabrics to help customers fight embarrassing perspiration.
The SwampButt Underwear name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable. SwampButt Underwear produces moisture-wicking underwear designed for men who sweat enough that it becomes visible through clothing. The brand’s mission is simple: keep men drier, more comfortable, and better looking—one pair at a time.
SwampButt Underwear™ is a real company that makes and markets a product that solves a problem. That problem is visible butt sweat. Known as ‘swamp ass’ or ‘swamp butt’ it is very embarrassing and keeps lots of men indoors or alone while outdoors if they go outside at all. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States of America and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Christmas, Festivus, Men's Underwear, Rufus, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, sweaty
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### [So many holidays and so little time to choose SwampButt Underwear: Practical Gifts for Men This December](https://swampbutt.com/so-many-holidays-and-so-little-time-to-choose-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** December 17, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** So many holidays and so little time to choose SwampButt Underwear.
**Content:**
So many holidays and so little time to choose SwampButt Underwear.
December 17, 2025 (Lake Jackson, TX) — December is the most crowded gift-giving month of the year. Between Christmas, Hanukkah, office exchanges, family gatherings, and year-end travel, shoppers are under pressure to find gifts that are both thoughtful and practical—especially for men.
Unlike hobbies or collectibles, which depend on personal interests and spare time, everyday essentials remain universally useful. That’s why apparel designed for comfort and performance continues to rank high among last-minute gift solutions.
“December leaves very little margin for error,” said Nick Heraldson, spokesperson for SwampButt Underwear. “When you’re buying for the men in your life—husbands, partners, fathers, coworkers—you want something they’ll actually use, not something that ends up in a drawer.”
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) is designed to address a common but rarely discussed issue: visible sweat and discomfort caused by heat, humidity, and long days. The moisture-wicking fabric pulls perspiration away from the body while antimicrobial properties help reduce odor, making the underwear suitable for workdays, travel, and extended wear.
As calendars fill with obligations and shopping windows shrink, consumers increasingly gravitate toward gifts that solve real problems. Performance underwear offers a balance of practicality, comfort, and everyday luxury—without requiring guesswork about size, taste, or lifestyle.
“Good gifts don’t need to be flashy,” Heraldson added. “They need to be useful. Comfort is always in season.” Here are some useful non-underwear related last minute gift opportunities:
[The 51 best last-minute gifts that’ll arrive right in time for the holidays.](https://www.cnn.com/cnn-underscored/gifts/best-last-minute-gifts)
[It’s Not Too Late! Last- Amazon Gifts That Arrive in Time From Coach, Game Boy and More Minute](https://www.today.com/shop/amazon-last-minute-gifts-rcna249315).
[50 Last-Minute Christmas Gifts for Him That Will Arrive by Christmas.](https://www.menshealth.com/technology-gear/g69781449/last-minute-christmas-gifts-for-him-2025/)
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that designs and sells moisture-wicking underwear for men who sweat—a lot. Based in the sweltering Gulf Coast of Texas, the company leans on humor, honesty, and performance-focused fabrics to help customers fight embarrassing perspiration.
The SwampButt Underwear name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable. SwampButt Underwear produces moisture-wicking underwear designed for men who sweat enough that it becomes visible through clothing. The brand’s mission is simple: keep men drier, more comfortable, and better looking—one pair at a time.
SwampButt Underwear™ is a real company that makes and markets a product that solves a problem. That problem is visible butt sweat. Known as ‘swamp ass’ or ‘swamp butt’ it is very embarrassing and keeps lots of men indoors or alone while outdoors if they go outside at all. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States of America and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Christmas, gift, men, Men's Underwear, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweaty
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### [The Second Day of SwampButt Christmas Two Golfers Sweating](https://swampbutt.com/2-sweaty-golfers-are-what-turned-up-on-the-second-day-of-swampbutt-underwear-christmas/)
**Published:** December 18, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** 2 Sweaty Golfers are what turned up on the second day of SwampButt Underwear Christmas.
**Content:**
***2 Sweaty Golfers are what turned up on the second day of SwampButt Underwear Christmas.***[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) is useful and even necessary during the month of December. While the holidays bring cooler temperatures, real life brings plenty of reasons for men to perspire indoors and outdoors: holiday stress, heated homes, last-minute shopping, cooking, travel, and the simple fact that some guys run hotter than others.
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) is engineered to pull sweat away from the body, dry fast, reduce cling, and minimize irritation—giving men all-day comfort no matter how demanding the season becomes.
Look and see what respected golf reporter [Tony Korologos](https://www.hookedongolfblog.com/ "Visit Tony Korologos’s website") wrote about SwampButt Underwear a few years back. His article [“What’s In A Name”](https://www.hookedongolfblog.com/2018/09/06/whats-in-a-name-first-look-swamp-butt-performance-underwear) is as insightful now as it was when it was first written and published.
SwampButt Underwear is available now in multiple colors, sizes, and styles at SwampButt.com. Visit the Christmas Store here: : .
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that designs and sells moisture-wicking underwear for men who sweat—a lot. Based in the sweltering Gulf Coast of Texas, the company leans on humor, honesty, and performance-focused fabrics to help customers fight embarrassing perspiration.
The SwampButt Underwear name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable. SwampButt Underwear produces moisture-wicking underwear designed for men who sweat enough that it becomes visible through clothing. The brand’s mission is simple: keep men drier, more comfortable, and better looking—one pair at a time.
SwampButt Underwear products are **made in Texas**. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the U.S. and abroad. We paid a lot for the trademark so please only use it with permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** butt sweat, Christmas, Christmas gift, excessive sweating, Heat, Men's Underwear, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, sweaty
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### [The First Day of SwampButt Christmas](https://swampbutt.com/first-day-of-swampbutt-christmas/)
**Published:** December 18, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
***Rufus Claus delivers SwampButt Underwear to all the sweaty little and big men here in the U.S. Rufus cares little if anyone was naughty or nice.***Regardless of the calendar, men who sweat a lot do so 12 months of the year. So help a sweaty dude out and buy him SwampButt Underwear this Christmas.
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SwampButt Underwear, the Texas-based apparel company known for tackling one of men’s most embarrassing problems—visible butt sweat—announced today that its moisture-wicking underwear line is one of the most practical and confidence-boosting Christmas gifts for men who sweat more than the season suggests. To see the SwampButt Underwear Christmas Collection please follow the link: https://swampbutt.com. Beyond comfort, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) supports modern grooming and personal style trends.
High-performance underwear is now considered part of a well-built wardrobe, protecting khakis, jeans, and dress pants from sweat stains while helping men maintain a crisp, confident appearance.
**An Easy Gift Choice** [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) makes gift-giving easy: it’s practical, humorous, affordable, and genuinely helpful for men who deal with constant moisture or live in warm climates year-round.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Heat, Men's Underwear, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, sweaty
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### [Why SwampButt Underwear Is the Smartest Christmas Gift](https://swampbutt.com/why-swampbutt-underwear-is-the-smartest-christmas-gift/)
**Published:** December 8, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
There are two types of Christmas gifts: the ones people pretend to like and return for cash, and the ones they actually use and derive benefits. [SwampButt Underwear?](https://swampbutt.com/) It falls into the second category—especially for men who [sweat](https://cure.hyperhidrosis.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign&utm_term=22402707329_177088150963_kwd-24733412&utm_content=743668448327&utm_campaignid=22402707329&utm_adgroupid=177088150963&matchtype=b&network=g&device=c&keyword=hyperhidrosis%20surgery&gc_id=22402707329&h_ga_id=177088150963&h_ad_id=743668448327&h_keyword_id=kwd-24733412&h_keyword=hyperhidrosis%20surgery&h_placement&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22402707329&gbraid=0AAAAAD_u3hZdOPZS7zLaIh1GdplwUgQ_x&gclid=Cj0KCQiAi9rJBhCYARIsALyPDttMblfBzjJ_s6e1WNu8533MJ9yYw7JiivXUTmkTft4avpUGhEPpsMYaAi2oEALw_wcB) like they’re training for the Olympic sauna team. To help out our sweaty brothers, SwampButt Underwear has a special [SwampButt Underwear Christmas landing page](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/swampbutt-underwear/this-christmas-give-someone-swampbutt-underwear/). Check it out here: https://swampbutt.com/product-category/swampbutt-underwear/this-christmas-give-someone-swampbutt-underwear/.
Just because the calendar says one thing does not mean sweat goes on holiday. Even in December, many guys sweat more than they want because of their own biology and other external factors. Overheated homes, old people visiting who are always cold and demand the heat be set at 85 degrees F (and still have sweaters on) airport last second gate changes and sprints to the new gate, shopping, cooking a 20-pound turkey, battling over parking spaces, spending time with family, hanging upside down by the lights you went outside to hang or just about any other strenuous activity. Sweat doesn’t take the holidays off, and neither do the embarrassing marks and stains it leaves behind.
**Comfort They Didn’t Know Was Available**
SwampButt Underwear uses performance fabrics (lycra/spandex) to wick sweat away from skin, dry faster, and keep men from feeling like they’re sitting in a damp dishrag, or an unchanged diaper. Chafing? Reduced. Cling? Gone. SwampButt Underwear also has chelated silver woven into to it as a defense against odor.
**Style Protection for Men Who Sweat Through Khakis**
Visible sweat stains don’t care how expensive the pants are. One damp patch and the whole look collapses. SwampButt Underwear helps stop those marks before they ever reach the outer layer. Lighter colored fabric will show sweat much worse than darker ones. Dark blue jeans will not show sweat as badly as khakis. But sweat is as uncomfortable to the wearer regardless of what color one’s pants are or, are not.
**A Practical, Funny, Memorable Gift**
The name, SwampButt Underwear, gets laughs. But the performance is real. If you want to give a gift that will get a laugh and help solve a problem, give SwampButt Underwear. The man who receives them will appreciate it.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweating, Men's Underwear, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, sweaty
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### [SwampButt Underwear Releases Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-releases-week-14-scale-of-sultry/)
**Published:** November 28, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
## Less SwampButt to Contend With as Cooler Late November Conditions Negate the Scale of Sultry Everywhere, Almost
Lake Jackson, TX — (November 28, 2025) — [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) released its fully expanded Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’ report for rivalry weekend across college football. This edition includes an exclusive appearance by Rufus — the company’s realistic, upright, anthropomorphic alligator mascot, now serving as the official SwampButt Meteorologist. For more weather coverage please refer to .
Despite his cold‑blooded biology, Rufus braved a national blast of cold air to deliver the weather briefing. Wearing a thick, fur‑lined winter parka, he addressed the gathered cameras and reporters: “I’ll be honest with y’all — these temperatures are not my natural habitat. But the college football fans need the [‘Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-scale-of-sultry-is-a-numeric-index-from-1-to-10-developed-by-the-company-swampbutt-underwear-to-assess-how-hot-and-humid-sultry-conditions-will-be-at-college-football-games/sweat-news/) forecast, and I’m the gator for the job.”
## Cold, Calm, and Un-Sweaty: A Rare Rivalry Week Forecast
Week 14 is usually a battleground of unpredictable fronts and late‑season humidity, but 2025 bucks the trend. Most games fall into low‑sultry or no‑sultry territory, with cool, crisp, or outright freezing conditions dominating the map.
SwampButt Underwear Releases Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’Rufus, pointing a claw at a weather chart with temperatures in the 20s and 30s across the Big Ten, remarked, “if you see me wearing a parka, that should tell you everything. This is the kind of weather that makes this alligator rethink his career choices.”
**Game‑by‑Game Breakdown with Climate Advantage**
Houston at Baylor — SoS 7.5 — Favored: None (both heat‑adapted)
Texas A&M at Texas — SoS 5.0 — Favored: None (both Gulf‑heat teams)
Arizona at Arizona State — SoS 4.5 — Favored: None (same desert climate)
UCLA at USC — SoS 4.0 — Favored: None (same city)
LSU at Oklahoma — SoS 3.5 — Favored: Oklahoma
SMU at California — SoS 3.0 — Favored: California
Alabama at Auburn — SoS 3.0 — Favored: None (same climate region)
Ole Miss at Mississippi State — SoS 2.0 — Favored: None (same climate)
Vanderbilt at Tennessee — SoS 2.0 — Favored: None (same state)
Texas Tech at West Virginia — SoS 1.5 — Favored: West Virginia
Notre Dame at Stanford — SoS 1.5 — Favored: Notre Dame
Miami at Pittsburgh — SoS 1.0 — Favored: Pittsburgh
Virginia Tech at Virginia — SoS 1.0 — Favored: None (same state)
Indiana at Purdue — SoS 0.5 — Favored: None (same state)
Ohio State at Michigan — SoS 0.5 — Favored: None (same region)
**Rufus Speaks on Sweat, Science, and Survival**
Rufus took advantage of his meteorological moment to explain why the Scale of Sultry matters: “Look, folks think sweat only happens in summer. Wrong. Sweat happens everywhere — on the couch, in the car, in the stadium bathrooms. Cold weather might slow it down, but it doesn’t stop it. That’s why [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) still matters even when the thermometer says otherwise.”
When asked how he copes with winter forecasting duties, Rufus replied, “I’m a professional. I bundle up, I deliver the forecast, and then I go sit under a heat lamp for six hours.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear™](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and markets a product that solves a problem. That problem is visible butt sweat. Known as ‘swamp ass’ or ‘swamp butt’ it is very embarrassing and keeps lots of men indoors or alone while outdoors if they go outside at all. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States of America and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Heat, Men's Underwear, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Announcement Better Than Duffy's](https://swampbutt.com/according-to-swampbutt-underwear-by-late-2025-commercial-air-travel-is-something-between-a-pressure-cooker-and-or-a-poorly-supervised-middle-school-field-trip/)
**Published:** November 26, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** According to SwampButt Underwear, by late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, and/or a poorly supervised middle-school field trip.
**Content:**
*Not the same or inspired by any government official…***
Air Travel in Late 2025 Is A Study in Shared Suffering, Sweating and SwampButt**
NOTE: This was written prior to [Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s](https://www.transportation.gov/meet-secretary/us-transportation-secretary-sean-duffy) remarks about courtesy while travelling during the Thanksgiving holiday. We pretty much both say the same thing. Ours (SwampButt Underwear) was first and is way cooler than his – Rufus.
November 26, 2025 (Lake Jackson, TX) – By late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, and/or a poorly supervised middle-school field trip. It is the one place where time slows down, patience evaporates, and everyone is intimately aware of how sweaty the people around them are. Especially from the waist down.
**The Airport: A Controlled Environment for Uncontrolled Moisture**
Security lines remain the great equalizer, but they’re also ground zero for perspiration. [TSA](https://tsa.gov/) keeps airports warm enough to wilt produce, ensuring every man over the age of 30 breaks into a full back-and-under-crack sweat before he even reaches the ID check.
This isn’t mild dampness. This is the kind of moisture that leaves a visible ‘Rorschach Ink Blot’ like pattern on khakis.
A blotchy, humid badge of misery.
***SwampButt’s Rufus hassles over seat assignments.***Men try everything — shifting their weight, holding their backpack low, strategic restroom hideouts. Nothing works. Nothing except the underwear engineered by people who know this pain firsthand. “I believe the whole untucked shirt craze was designed to cover sweaty backsides, also known as Swamp Butt,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and grasper of the obvious Nick Heraldson. “The untucked look hides butt sweat and makes fat dudes look more svelte.”
**Boarding: Humanity Unravels**
The boarding process brings out the worst in people — especially when compressed into an overheated gate area that is either too hot or too cold but never just right, where passengers are dressed like they got pulled from bed during a fire drill. Pajamas. Bed hair. Morning breath and overall stank. Flip-flops that showcase what no human foot should reveal. “Say hello to fungus infestations,” Heraldson quipped.
Sweat makes everything worse. “There’s always one man in a heather-gray t-shirt with a lower-back sweat streak so bold you could use it to chart weather fronts,” Heraldson described. “As he leans over to pick up his bag, the wet outline expands like a time-lapse of continental drift. It is horrifying, but I cannot look away.”
Had he worn moisture-wicking underwear — the kind that prevents swampy catastrophes — this wouldn’t be happening. But here we are.
**Inside the Cabin: The Middle Seat Is a Sauna**
Passengers wedge themselves in, their thighs bonding with the armrests like adhesive pads. Shoulders press together. Body heat accumulates. And someone always smells like they jogged to the airport.
Airline cabins are famously unpredictable: too cold, too hot, too humid, too dry. Middle seats are where atmospheric conditions peak. “Purgatory is more inviting than being wedged between two fatties in their p.j.’s on a transcontinental flight,” Heraldson declared. “Two separate slabs of side fat press from either side only compress the misery,” he said. “Suggesting that both of your seat partners should ‘suck it in’ or ‘lean away from you,’ or ‘try a salad once in a while’ will have you labeled as intolerant, anti-fatty, fat phobic and worse,” Heraldson ranted. “You can even be met by officers from Homeland Security upon arrival. Don’t ask me how I know.”
And men wedged into those middle seats like puzzle pieces that are forced into place because they got accidentally put in the wrong box will sweat. They sweat like the laws of biology demand it.
You can see the “I hope no one notices” fear etched into their faces. No one wants to be known as the guy whose rear end left an impression on the seat fabric. “When this happens all the people who could not be bothered to shower, shave and put on regular clothes feel better because there is someone on the flight who is worse than them,” Heraldson observed. “Again, please do not ask me how I know.” Modern moisture-wicking underwear exists for exactly this scenario. Preventing the wet shame that otherwise becomes the defining memory of “Row 18” or ‘you know, he was that guy with the really sweaty butt.’
**Baggage Claim: Where Sweat Meets Despair**
Nothing intensifies perspiration like waiting for luggage that may or may not exist anymore. Baggage claim areas run hot in late fall and winter regardless of the temperature — possibly to encourage people to leave faster, possibly because airports are quietly powered by spite. Men pace. Men worry. Men sweat. “The humidity in this room could sustain plant life,” Heraldson speculated. “Without the occasional ‘cleaning’ these spaces would be mold farms.” This is the moment when strangers silently judge each other’s clothing stains. It’s also the moment when men who *did* wear specialized anti-swamp gear stand taller, drier, and less ashamed.
**Why We Fly Anyway**
Even with the TSA lines, the delays, the human humidity, and the threat of visible butt sweat, flight cancellations, absent air traffic controllers who simply refuse to work without pay, people still fly because movement matters. Connection matters. Family matters. And hope — foolish but persistent — matters. Also, because modern moisture-wicking underwear has made travel survivable again for men who sweat like they’ve been sentenced to hard labor. With the right attitude and gear, even the sweatiest among us can navigate the misery of 2026 air travel with grace, dignity, and most importantly… dryness.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear™](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and markets a product that solves a problem. That problem is visible butt sweat. Known as ‘swamp ass’ or ‘swamp butt’ it is very embarrassing and keeps lots of men indoors or alone while outdoors if they go outside at all. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States of America and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** airport, Heat, Men's Underwear, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, Thanksgiving
---
### [Air Travel in Late 2025: A Study in Shared Suffering, Sweating and SwampButt](https://swampbutt.com/rufus-is-ready-for-his-thanksgiving-trip-thanks-to-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** November 25, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** By late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, a group therapy session, and a poorly supervised middle-school field trip. It’s the one place where time slows down, patience evaporates, and everyone becomes intimately aware of how sweaty the people around them are. Especially from the waist down. You need SwampButt Underwear.
**Content:**
***Rufus is ready for his Thanksgiving trip thanks to SwampButt Underwear.***By late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, a group therapy session, and a poorly supervised middle-school field trip. It’s the one place where time slows down, patience evaporates, and everyone becomes intimately aware of how sweaty the people around them are. Especially from the waist down. You need [SwampButt Underwear. ](https://swampbutt.com)
**The Airport: A Controlled Environment for Uncontrolled Moisture**
Security lines remain the great equalizer, but they’re also ground zero for perspiration. [TSA](https://tsa.gov/) keeps airports warm enough to wilt produce, ensuring every man over the age of 30 breaks into a full back-and-under-crack sweat before he even reaches the ID check.
This isn’t mild dampness. This is the kind of moisture that leaves a visible Rorschach Ink Blot like pattern on khakis.
A blotchy, humid badge of misery.
Men try everything — shifting their weight, holding their backpack low, strategic restroom hideouts. Nothing works. Nothing except the underwear engineered by people who know this pain firsthand. “I believe the whole untucked shirt craze was designed to cover sweaty backsides, also known as Swamp Butt,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and grasper of the obvious Nick Heraldson. “The untucked look hides butt sweat and makes fat dudes look more svelte.”
**Boarding: Humanity Unravels**
The boarding process brings out the worst in people — especially when compressed into an overheated gate area that is either too hot or too cold but never just right, where passengers are dressed like they got pulled from bed during a fire drill. Pajamas. Bed hair. Morning breath and overall stank. Flip-flops that showcase what no human foot should reveal. “Say hello to fungus infestations,” Heraldson quipped.
Sweat makes everything worse. “There’s always one man in a heather-gray t-shirt with a lower-back sweat streak so bold you could use it to chart weather fronts,” Heraldson described. “As he leans over to pick up his bag, the wet outline expands like a time-lapse of continental drift.”
Had he worn moisture-wicking underwear — the kind that prevents swampy catastrophes — this wouldn’t be happening. But here we are.
**Inside the Cabin: The Middle Seat Is a Sauna**
Passengers wedge themselves in, their thighs bonding with the armrests like adhesive pads. Shoulders press together. Body heat accumulates. Someone always smells like they jogged to the airport.
Airline cabins are famously unpredictable: too cold, too hot, too humid, too dry. But 2026 trends toward “overheated moist pressure pot.” Middle seats are where atmospheric conditions peak. “Purgatory is more inviting than being wedged between two fatties in their p.j.’s on a transcontinental flight,” Heraldson declared. “Two separate slabs of side fat press from either side only compress the misery,” he said. “Suggesting that both of your seat partners should ‘suck it in’ or ‘lean away from you,’ or ‘try a salad once in a while’ will have you labeled as intolerant, anti-fatty, fat phobic and worse,” Heraldson ranted. “You can even be met by officers from Homeland Security upon arrival. Don’t ask me how I know.”
And men wedged into those middle seats like puzzle pieces that are forced into place because they got accidentally put in the wrong box will sweat. They sweat like the laws of biology demand it.
You can see the “I hope no one notices” fear etched into their faces. No one wants to be known as the guy whose rear end left an impression on the seat fabric. “When this happens all the people who could not be bothered to shower, shave and put on regular clothes feel better because there is someone on the flight who is worse than them,” Heraldson observed. “Again, please do not ask me how I know.” Modern moisture-wicking underwear exists for exactly this scenario. Preventing the wet shame that otherwise becomes the defining memory of “Row 18.”
**Baggage Claim: Where Sweat Meets Despair**
Nothing intensifies perspiration like waiting for luggage that may or may not exist anymore. Baggage claim areas run hot in late fall and winter regardless of the temperature — possibly to encourage people to leave faster, possibly because airports are quietly powered by spite. Men pace. Men worry. Men sweat. “The humidity in this room could sustain plant life,” Heraldson speculated. “Without the occasional ‘cleaning’ these spaces would be mold farms.”
This is the moment when strangers silently judge each other’s clothing stains. It’s also the moment when men who *did* wear specialized anti-swamp gear stand taller, drier, and less ashamed.
**Why We Fly Anyway**
Even with the TSA lines, the delays, the human humidity, and the threat of visible butt sweat, flight cancellations, absent air traffic controllers who simply refuse to work without pay, people still fly because movement matters. Connection matters. Family matters. And hope — foolish but persistent — matters.
Also, because modern moisture-wicking underwear has made travel survivable again for men who sweat like they’ve been sentenced to hard labor. With the right attitude and gear, even the sweatiest among us can navigate the misery of 2026 air travel with grace, dignity, and most importantly… dryness.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear™](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and markets a product that solves a problem. That problem is visible butt sweat. Known as ‘swamp ass’ or ‘swamp butt’ it is very embarrassing and keeps lots of men indoors or alone while outdoors if they go outside at all. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States of America and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Men's Underwear, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, Thanksgiving
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### [The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-delivers-surprisingly-accurate-results-through-week-12/)
**Published:** November 17, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
***While a marketing and public relations tool for SwampButt …***
**The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12**
**Slug: How Weather, Heat, Humidity, Climate, and Conditioning Affect College Football**.
November 18, 2025 — The [SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-scale-of-sultry-is-a-numeric-index-from-1-to-10-developed-by-the-company-swampbutt-underwear-to-assess-how-hot-and-humid-sultry-conditions-will-be-at-college-football-games/sweat-news/) has accurately predicted 10 college football game outcomes through Week 12, successfully forecasting four incorrectly and resulting in three ties. This proprietary system, created by [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/), currently boasts a record of 44 wins, 27 losses, and 3 ties for the 2025 season, achieving a 62% accuracy rate. This result is surprising to anyone familiar with college football predictions, including its creator, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) inventor and owner Harold Nicoll. The ‘Scale of Sultry’ assesses climate advantages on a 1–10 scale, converting this into a Sultry Spread (Home minus Visitor). A positive spread indicates a potential advantage for the home team due to climate conditions, while a negative spread signals conditions that may benefit the visiting team.
**The Evolution of Evolving Ideas**
The ‘Scale of Sultry’ originated from an early promotion by SwampButt Underwear called [‘Fans in the Stands,’](https://swampbutt.com/fans-in-the-stands/sweat-news/) which listed the hottest and most humid locations for watching college football each week. The Scale builds on that concept, providing insight into how weather, climate, and location can influence game outcomes.
It’s important to note that the Scale of Sultry does not predict betting odds, over/under, or any factors other than weather and climate conditions. While it may not be as refined as older, more complex models that do incorporate such factors, its performance is commendable. “Based on my own experiences, I believe that athletes who train in hot and humid climates are better conditioned than those who practice in cooler, drier environments,” Nicoll stated. “And those athletes will need [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) to keep them dry, regardless of the location.”
**Just Another Marketing Ploy**
The Scale of Sultry also serves as a marketing initiative to promote the SwampButt Underwear brand and ultimately increase sales of men’s underwear. Nicoll acknowledged that the company continuously seeks ways to connect culture, sports, and high-sweat activities to its products. “We create features and tie-ins with various themes, including golf, softball, spring break, Santa Claus, Thanksgiving, pumpkin spice beverages served in August, back-to-school promotions, and even the Easter Bunny,” he said. “In 2020, we awarded the [SwampButt Underwear ‘Turnover-Turnover’](https://swampbutt.com/the-race-for-the-turnover-turnover-is-on-college-footballs-latest-post-season-award-announces-early-standings/sweat-news/) to the college football team with the most turnovers, which was represented by a plate of actual turnovers.”
**In God We Trust, Others Bring Data**
*The SwampButt Scale of Sultry is blind to anything other than weather, climate, and game day conditions to predict outcomes.*To quantify predictions, Nicoll developed a mathematical model that compares game day conditions to the home and visiting teams’ respective environments. The Scale of Sultry Index employs a qualitative 1–10 scale estimating discomfort related to heat and humidity; values above 6 indicate sweaty, fatiguing conditions that may favor teams from Gulf or Atlantic Coast regions, while values below 4 signify cooler, drier conditions typical of northern autumn play. This semi-scientific yet data-driven model aims to highlight the significance of heat and moisture management in college football predictions. “Achieving over 60% accuracy through Week 12 was a huge surprise,” Nicoll admitted. “I never expected this formula and methodology to yield such results, as it was initially intended as only a promotional tool.”
**Comparison with Other Systems**
For reference, [ESPN’s Football Power Index (FPI)](https://www.espn.com/college-football/fpi) has historically achieved a 75% accuracy rate in predicting winners of matchups between FBS teams over the last decade, with success increasing to 77% in the past four seasons. [Bill Connelly’s SP+](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BKvo23DyGppxvRifqFgwkUoflPLQX5wabjUDIV4qUZA/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0#heading=h.9udnchgoukwp) model generally rates above 50% against the spread and is recognized for its reliable win probability calibration. A Reddit user noted that it has averaged around 55% accuracy against the spread in previous years. “We do not have the extensive sample size or long-term track records that these systems possess,” Nicoll stated. “However, we believe we have enough information to prompt physical fitness professionals, coaches, and strength and conditioning trainers, as well as fitness enthusiasts, to study the effects of weather, climate, and conditioning more closely.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is designed for men who experience excessive sweating, which can lead to discomfort in traditional underwear, jeans, shorts, and even tuxedos. Men who sweat so much, their perspiration leaks through their clothing. Visible butt sweat is unsightly, messy, staining, and stinky. Sports such as football, particularly at the collegiate level, exacerbate these conditions. Made from a blend of lycra and spandex, SwampButt Underwear incorporates chelated silver to combat odors. SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We invested significantly in securing this trademark, so please do not use it without permission.
CAPTION: The SwampButt Underwear Mascot Rufus helps illustrate that the Scale of Sultry only uses weather, climate and game day conditions to make its predictions.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, excessive sweating, Fans, Men's Underwear, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Introducing the ‘SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games](https://swampbutt.com/introducing-the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-for-college-football-games/)
**Published:** September 5, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Regardless, these are some of the most uncomfortable locations in the U.S. to watch college football We rate these games based on a combination of heat and humidity and combine these into a number between 0 and 10. The higher the number the more uncomfortable the setting. It has little to do with how good or competitive a game might or might not be. But the weather, specifically heat and humidity, will impact player performance due to team conditioning. We call this the ‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games.
**Content:**
# ***With SwampButt Underwear Sweating Out Week 2 of College Football 2025***
September 4, 2025 (Lake Jackson, Texas) – Introducing the ‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games. A new way to assess college football conditions that takes multiple variables and turns them into an easy to understand scale. Read the methodology and rankings for several of the hottest and humid college football games this weekend. \#sweat \#Sweating \#underwears \#swampass \#SwampButt
The first week of the 2025 college football season produced a number of surprises. Given that it was August and still very summer teams like Alabama (at Miami) North Carolina (at North Carolina) and Texas (at Ohio State) can potentially blame the heat and humidity for surprising and lopsided losses. (OK, not Texas).
It is week 2 of college football for 2025, early September and the temperatures and humidity are more appropriate for baseball season. “But it’s still baseball season,” stated SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “That’s a really weak comparison.”
Regardless, these are some of the most uncomfortable locations in the U.S. to watch college football. We rate these games based on a combination of heat and humidity and combine these into a number between 0 and 10. The higher the number the more uncomfortable the setting. It has little to do with how good or competitive a game might or might not be. But the weather, specifically heat and humidity, will impact player performance due to team conditioning. We call this the ‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games.
**[Baylor at SMU ](https://www.google.com/search?q=Baylor+at+SMU&rlz=1C5CHFA_en&oq=Baylor+at+SMU%C2%A0&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyCggAEEUYFhgeGDkyBggBEAAYAzIICAIQABgWGB4yCAgDEAAYFhgeMggIBBAAGBYYHjIICAUQABgWGB4yCAgGEAAYFhgeMggIBxAAGBYYHjIICAgQABgWGB4yCAgJEAAYFhge0gEJMjk2OWowajE1qAIIsAIB8QU51JYmlu-Xjw&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#sie=m;/g/11x3blb5zy;6;/m/012hfxch;dt;fp;1;;;) SwampButt Scale of Sultry Score is ‘4’ because temperatures in the low 70’s, a nice breeze, and a low chance of rain make this a relatively pleasant Saturday.**
- **Date:** Saturday, September 6, 2025.
- **Location:** Gerald J. Ford Stadium in Dallas, Texas.
- **Time:** The game is scheduled for a noon ET (11 a.m. CT) kickoff.
- **Weather conditions:**
- **Temperature:** Temperatures are expected to be in the low-to-mid 70s°F for the noon (CT) kickoff and rise to the mid-70s°F throughout the afternoon.
- **Wind:** Winds are predicted to be approximately 6.9 mph.
- **Precipitation:** There is a low chance of rain, with the probability peaking around 28% toward the beginning of the game.
- **Cloud cover:** The sky is expected to be partly cloudy.
**[San Jose State at Texas](https://www.google.com/search?q=San+Jose+State+at+Texas&rlz=1C5CHFA_en&oq=San+Jose+State+at+Texas&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIICAEQABgWGB4yCAgCEAAYFhgeMggIAxAAGBYYHjIICAQQABgWGB4yCAgFEAAYFhgeMgYIBhBFGDwyBggHEEUYPNIBCDE1NzhqMGo0qAIIsAIB8QUpHvpuLXEsdQ&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#sie=m;/g/11x0y8vr1q;6;/m/012hfxch;dt;fp;1;;;): SwampButt Scale of Sultry Score is ‘6’ because temperatures will be in the mid 80’s with higher-than-normal humidity and light wind from the south for Austin, Texas.**
**Location**: Darrell K Royal – Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, TX
- Kickoff time: 11 a.m. CT
**Gametime weather forecast**
- Temperature: Around 84–85°F.
- Precipitation: There is a very low chance of rain, between 4% and 9%.
- Cloud cover: The sky is expected to be partly cloudy.
- Wind: The wind will be out of the south at 3–4 mph.
**Weather impact**
The forecast indicates a low-impact weather game, meaning the conditions are unlikely to significantly affect offensive or defensive strategies.
**[East Texas A&M at Florida State](https://www.tomahawknation.com/florida-state-football-fsu-seminoles-college-cfb-acc-norvell-team-roster-schedule-game/117801/staff-predictions-14-florida-state-seminoles-vs-east-texas-am): SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘8’ because of the location, time of day and expected temperature around 88 degrees.**
**Location: Doak Walker Stadium in Tallahassee, FL**
**Key Details**
- Date: Saturday, September 6, 2025
- Time: 12:00 PM ET
- Location: Doak Campbell Stadium, Tallahassee, FL
- Temperature: Approximately 88°F
- Rain: Low chance of rain, around 3%
- Wind: Winds from the west at roughly 3 mph.
**[Utah State Aggies at Texas A&M Aggies](https://www.statesman.com/sports/college/aggies/article/texas-a-m-football-vs-utah-state-time-tv-channel-21027058.php): SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘8’ because of the location, time of day and expected temperature around 88 degrees.**
**Gametime weather forecast** is for hot Aggie on Aggie Action.
- **Temperature:** A high of 87°F is expected during the day.
- **Humidity:** The forecast indicates high humidity levels, around 75%.
- **Wind:** The wind is predicted to come from the northeast at approximately 10 mph.
- **Precipitation:** There is a 25% chance of rain.
**Game details**:
- **Date:** Saturday, September 6, 2025
- **Location:** Kyle Field in College Station, Texas
- **Gametime:** 11:45 a.m. CDT
**Possible impact on play**:
- **Warm and humid conditions:** Players may need to be mindful of staying hydrated in the heat and humidity.
- **Wind:** The moderate wind could have a minor impact on passing or kicking accuracy, though this is not expected to be a major factor.
**[South Florida Bulls at Florida Gators](https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6599047/2025/09/04/south-florida-vs-florida-stream-how-to-watch-sept-6/) SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘9’ because of the location, time of day and expected temperature around 94 degrees.**
The gametime weather for the South Florida Bulls vs. Florida Gators game on Saturday, September 6, 2025, in Gainesville, Florida, is expected to be warm, humid, and partly cloudy, with a chance of rain.
**Game details**
- Location: Ben Hill Griffin Stadium in Gainesville, Florida
- Kickoff: 4:15 p.m. ET
**Expected weather conditions at gametime**
- Temperature: High of 93–94°F.
- Precipitation: There is a 20% chance of rain during the day, increasing to a 30% chance in the evening.
- Cloud cover: Partly cloudy.
- Humidity: Around 75%.
- Wind: Light winds from the east at about 7 mph.
**[Louisiana Tech at LSU](https://www.nola.com/sports/lsu/lsu-la-tech-lsu-beat-team-predictions-home-opener/article_cca15dc0-1e10-4326-ac9b-c45c3f469914.html) SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘7’ because of the location, time of day and expected temperature around 91 degrees. Wind from the north and 6:30 pm kickoff kept the score below 8.**
**Game day weather (Saturday, September 6, 2025):**
- High temperature: Around 91°F.
- Low temperature: Around 72°F.
- Precipitation: A 35% chance of rain during the day, dropping to a 15% chance at night.
- Cloud cover: Partly cloudy.
- Wind: Light winds from the north at around 7 mph.
**[Bethune-Cookman vs. Miami](https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/college/acc/university-of-miami/article311973744.html): SwampButt** **Scale of Sultry is ‘7’ because of the much higher humidity, tropical moisture fueled rain and temperatures in the mid-80’s.**
- **High Temperature:** 84°F
- **Low Temperature (overnight):** 79°F
- **Chance of Rain:** 70% during the day, decreasing to 35% at night. Tropical moisture often produces afternoon and evening showers in South Florida in September.
- **Winds:** From the southwest at 9 mph.
- **Venue:** Hard Rock Stadium, which is an open-air stadium.
**Game day weather forecast:**
- High Temperature: 84°F
- Low Temperature (overnight): 79°F
- Chance of Rain: 70% during the day, decreasing to 35% at night. Tropical moisture often produces afternoon and evening showers in South Florida in September.
- Winds: From the southwest at 9 mph.
- Venue: Hard Rock Stadium, which is an open-air stadium.
**[Houston at Rice](https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401756884/houston-rice) SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘9’ because of the high humidity and temperatures still in the 90’s at the 6:00 p.m. kickoff.**
For the game between the Houston Cougars and the Rice Owls on September 6, 2025, at Rice Stadium, conditions are expected to be hot and humid, with a risk of thunderstorms. The game starts at 6:00 p.m. CDT, so the heat and humidity may lessen slightly throughout the evening, but it will still be a factor.
**Expected gametime conditions**
- Temperature: At kickoff, the temperature is likely to be around 85–88°F. It will drop into the low 80s and possibly the high 70s later in the game.
- Humidity: The humidity will be high, with September in Houston averaging around 71% relative humidity. The high heat and humidity will make the air feel muggy, and the heat index could exceed 100°F.
- Precipitation: September is one of Houston’s rainiest months, and there is a high chance of thunderstorms. The day will likely experience intermittent, heavy rainfall.
- Wind: Wind speeds typically average around 11 mph in September in Houston.
- Daylight: The game is scheduled for the evening, beginning after sunset.
**Weather delay policy**
Lightning is the most likely cause of a delay. Standard NCAA policy requires a minimum 30-minute delay if lightning is detected within eight miles of the stadium.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men. And we really like college football. Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission. Go now!
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, excessive sweating, Heat, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Texas
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### [SwampButt Underwear Asks Are Night Sweats Keeping You Up?](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-asks-are-night-sweats-keeping-you-up/)
**Published:** September 9, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Night sweats are a common complaint experienced by many individuals. One report of over 2,000 patients visiting a primary care physician found that over 40 percent of adults experienced night sweats at least once a month, with even higher rates found in women and men 41 to 55 years old.
**Content:**
# **SwampButt Underwear Asks Are Night Sweats Keeping You Up?**
Originally written By David Samadi [**Fox News**](https://www.foxnews.com/)
Updated [October 27, 2015 8:06am EDT](https://www.foxnews.com/html-sitemap/2015/october/27)
Updated without permission 9/9/2025
*NOTE: This article about ‘Night Sweats’ was written* by *Dr. David B. Samadi, a real smart dude. He is the Vice Chairman of the Department of Urology and Chief of Robotics and Minimally Invasive Surgery at the Mount Sinai School of Medicine in New York City. He is a board-certified urologist, specializing in the diagnosis and treatment of urological disease, with a focus on robotic prostate cancer treatments. We thought this would interest the SwampButt Underwear community because most of us suffer with sweat and lots of it. We did not think Dr. Samadi would mind if we used it. To learn more please visit his websites* [*RoboticOncology.com*](http://roboticoncology.com/) *and* [*SMART-surgery.com*](http://smart-surgery.com/)*. Find Dr. Samadi on* [*Facebook*](http://www.facebook.com/drdavidsamadi)*.*
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Night-Sweats.jpg.png)I*f you suffer from ‘night sweats’ it may be a sign of a more serious issue*.The human body is equipped with the ability to regulate temperature with extreme precision — regardless of changes in environmental conditions. So why do some ot us suffer with ‘night sweats?’
This amazingly complex mechanism, however, can be disrupted by many factors ranging from illness, cancer or hormonal changes, as seen in normal aging. When this occurs, hot flashes or night sweats can come on.
Night sweats are a common complaint experienced by many individuals. One report of over 2,000 patients visiting a primary care physician found that over 40 percent of adults experienced night sweats at least once a month, with even higher rates found in women and men 41 to 55 years old.
Night sweats refer to excessive sweating that occurs during sleep. Depending on their severity, patients can sometimes find themselves drenched, which can interrupt sleep.
One of the most well-known causes of night sweats in women is menopause. During this time, women experience wide fluctuations in hormones resulting in impaired thermoregulation.
Up to 80 percent of women experience hot flashes and night sweats during the menopausal transition. Overtime, however, the body adjusts to the new hormone levels and symptoms often subside as a new balance is reached.
Similarly, levels of the male sex hormone testosterone drop overtime, which can also alter temperature regulation resulting in night sweats. This phenomenon, called andropause or male menopause, mostly affects men over 40.
Other symptoms of andropause include fatigue, weakness, sexual problems and weight gain. You should talk to your physician if you’re experiencing these symptoms; they might take a blood test to look at your testosterone levels and if you have low testosterone, replacement therapy can provide some relief.
Night sweats are quite common, but sometimes they can be a sign of something more serious. If a patient is experiencing night sweats along with other symptoms, like weight loss and fever, there could be something more sinister at work inside the body, like cancer or infection, such as tuberculosis or HIV.
In particular, lymphomas, renal tumors and thyroid cancers are known to be associated with night sweats. Therefore, if you begin to experience night sweats on a regular basis, if they interrupt your sleep, or are associated with fever, weight loss or cough, it is essential to talk with your physician about your symptoms. This not only allows for prompt diagnosis of a potentially serious condition, but can also help identify ways to alleviate your night sweats.
As an urologist, I frequently see patients suffering from night sweats associated with andropause, and they can also be a side effect of some medications. To help cope with these symptoms there are a few simple lifestyle modifications that I recommend.
The first step is ensure that your night sweats are not related to your sleep environment, sleeping with a lightweight blanket and wearing loosely fitting, absorbent cotton night wear can be incredibly helpful. Additionally, keep a glass of ice water by your bed; if you start feeling an attack, taking a sip can help halt the progression of symptoms.
And finally, be aware of potential triggers of night sweats. For instance, some find that spicy food can bring on particularly bad episodes, so avoiding these triggers can reduce the number of attacks you experience.
**About SwampButt Underwear(tm)**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) cannot cure your night sweats but it can help them evaporate faster than not.
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men. And we really like college football. Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission. Go now!
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### [SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games Week 3](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-presents-its-scale-of-sultry-for-college-football-week-three/)
**Published:** September 14, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear presents its ‘Scale of Sultry’ for college football week three.
**Content:**
# **SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games Week 3**
**September 11, 2025 (Lake Jackson, Texas)** [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) presents its ‘Scale of Sultry’ for college football week three. This week’s picks start on Friday, September 12, 2025 and extend through Saturday the 13th. These games are at some of the most hot, humid, uncomfortable places to watch, never mind play a college football game in the country. While this is not a comprehensive list it does include games of significance, interest or both. But wait there is more! A link to the entire schedule with links to each respective game location is included here: [ESPN NCAA Football Week 3.](https://www.espn.com/college-football/schedule/_/week/3/year/2025/seasontype/2)
This week we will articulate the school we believe has the advantage when it comes to the conditions in addition to giving the game a ‘Scale of Sultry’ numeric rating. The rating assess college football conditions that takes multiple weather variables and turns them into an easy-to-understand scale. Why bother with this?
The makers of [SwampButt Underwear™](https://swampbutt.com/) love college football. It is not lost on them that the players, and at these locations the fans, will all endure heat, humidity and swamp butt. “Working around college football is like getting to work in a place you really like and not being just another corporate drone, chained to a desk in a cubicle farm,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. When reminded that the owners of the company read all the press announcements Heraldson said, “of course the cubicle farm at SwampButt Underwear isn’t like those others. It’s better.”
**[Colorado at Houston Friday September 12, 2025](https://pickdawgz.com/cfb-picks/colorado-vs-houston-prediction-9-12-2025-todays-college-football-picks-2025-09-12/)**
**Scale of Sultry Rating ‘10’ Advantage Houston**
Colorado trains and practices in the thin, cool air of the Rocky Mountain. That thin air for the Buffalos conditioning will not be enough for them to overcome the sweltering, sultry conditions forecasted for Houston and Space City Financial Stadium Friday evening September 12, 2025. “The air in Houston is so hot, heavy and laden with moisture it is like running through a heavy blanket of ‘wet’ when it is like this,” said [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) spokesman and frequent guest for lunch, Nick Heraldson. “The Buffalos better bring all their cool weather gear and heat coping skills with them. Houston practices in this every day.”
Accuweather Forcast at 7:00pm.
RealFeel Shade™91° ReelFeel 88 degrees.
WindSE 8 mph
Max UV Index1.2 (Low)
Wind Gusts17 mph
Humidity41%
Indoor Humidity41% (Humid)
Dew Point65° F
AccuLumen Brightness Index™7 (Bright)
Cloud Cover7%
Visibility10 mi
Cloud Ceiling30000 ft
**[Georgia at Tennessee Saturday September 13, 2025](https://collegefootballnews.com/college-football/georgia-vs-tennessee-prediction-game-preview-2025)**
**Scale of Sultry 6.5 Equal Advantage**
With both these schools located in the south, a day like this (lower than usual humidity, a nice breeze and temperatures in the 80’s) should feel pretty good relative to what the weather can be in the south during September. So, the Scale of Sultry’ is a ‘push.’
**Accuweather Forcast**
September 13 Afternoon
84°
RealFeel® 87°
RealFeel Shade™ 82°
Sunny
WindSW 6 mph
Wind Gusts12 mph
Humidity44%
Dew Point58°
Probability of Precipitation0%
Precipitation0.00 in
Cloud Cover2%
Visibility10 mi
**[Wisconsin at Alabama Saturday September 13, 2025](https://www.nbcsports.com/betting/college-football/news/wisconsin-at-no-19-alabama-prediction-odds-expert-picks-team-overviews-key-players-and-stats)**
**Scale of Sultry ‘10’ Advantage Alabama**
In Wisconsin, there are four seasons. The one they are experiencing now, regardless of the calendar, is fall. In Alabama and other parts of the south there are two seasons, summer and rainy summer. With kickoff scheduled for 11:00am the Badgers will experience the Alabama ‘fall’ heat in the middle of the day. For conditioning, the advantage goes to the Tide.
**Accuweather Forcast at 11:00am**.
91°Hi
RealFeel® 98°
RealFeel Shade™ 89°
Mostly sunny
Max UV Index7.0 (High)
AccuLumen Brightness Index™9 (Very Bright)
WindE 4 mph
Wind Gusts12 mph
Probability of Precipitation1%
Probability of Thunderstorms0%
Precipitation0.00 in
Cloud Cover14%
**[Oregon State at Texas Tech](https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/texas-tech-red-raiders/2025/09/11/texas-tech-oregon-state-prediction-behren-morton-joey-mcguire/)**
**Scale of Sultry ‘7’**
**Advantage Texas Tech**
The Pacific Northwest is pleasant year ‘round as the cool water off the northern Pacific affects temperatures. Lubbock, Texas on the other hand is a dry, sandy hot and flat place where the heat makes horn toads and armadillos search for a shady spot. “Tumble weeds tumble away from Lubbock as fast as the Uriah Heap of blasting hot wind will carry them,” Heraldson said. He went on, “the Beavers will not be ready for the heat that bears down on and hits them in the face like a tortilla flung out out of the stands and in their general direction.”
**Accuweather Forcast at Lubbock, Texas at 2:30pm**
RealFeel® 85
RealFeel Shade™ 83°
Partly sunny and breezy; a thunderstorm on the prowl in the afternoon
Max UV Index8.0 (Very High)
AccuLumen Brightness Index™8 (Bright)
WindS 15 mph
Wind Gusts28 mph
Probability of Precipitation55%
Probability of Thunderstorms33%
Precipitation0.04 in
Rain0.04 in
Hours of Precipitation0.5
Hours of Rain0.5
Cloud Cover42%
Partly sunny and breezy; a thunderstorm on the prowl in the afternoon.
RealFeel®85°
RealFeel Shade™83°
Max UV Index8.0 (Very High)
WindS 15 mph
**[Texas A&M at Notre Dame](https://www.nbcsports.com/betting/college-football/news/no-16-texas-a-m-at-no-8-notre-dame-prediction-odds-expert-picks-team-overviews-key-players-and-stats)**
**Scale of Sultry ‘4’ Advantage Texas A&M**
**Accuweather Forcast for Notre Dame Stadium, Indiana 82°**
The weather in College Station, Texas is hot and sticky. It is not as hot it was for the famous Junction Boys of Aggie fame, but the temperature in the afternoons in this part of Texas are consistently in the 90’s. With the game time temperature predicted at 82 degrees and humidity at 49% with a heavy cloud cover the Aggies will be very comfortable at Notre Dame Stadium, Indiana. “We cannot over emphasize the impact the heat has on conditioning,” Heraldson said. Heat demands more of the athlete than the cooler temperatures do. While there are other challenges for the Aggies (Notre Dame is good) the cooler weather should translate to better physical outcomes. Advantage Aggies.
82°Hi
RealFeel® 82°
RealFeel Shade™ 80°
Mostly cloudy and warm; a thunderstorm around in the afternoon
Max UV Index3.0 (Moderate)
AccuLumen Brightness Index™2 (Dark)
WindS 8 mph
Wind Gusts18 mph
Probability of Precipitation55%
Probability of Thunderstorms33%
Precipitation0.04 in
Rain0.04 in
Hours of Precipitation0.5
Hours of Rain0.5
Cloud Cover94%
**About SwampButt Underwear**
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### [The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Scores 100% for Accurate Outcome Predictions](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-scores-100-for-accurate-outcome-predictions/)
**Published:** September 14, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** College Football Week Three Results….The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Scores 100% for Accurate Outcome Predictions.
**Content:**
# **The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Scores 100% for Accurate Outcome Predictions**
## ***College Football Week Three Results….***
**Lake Jackson, TX (September 15, 2025)** The [SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-presents-its-scale-of-sultry-for-college-football-week-three/sweat-news/) gave the advantage to five college football teams based on their hot weather conditioning, playing against teams from milder or similar climates for week three of the college football season. Of the five, four teams from the hot and humid south of the U.S. won their games over those from more comfortable climates as predicted. One game was deemed a ‘push’ as both were from the boggy part of the country (Georgia at Tennessee).
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) accurately predicted that Houston, Alabama, Texas Tech, and Texas A&M would win their games against Colorado, Wisconsin, Oregon State, and Notre Dame, respectively. Georgia vs. Tennessee was deemed a ‘push’ as both teams come from states of perpetual summer. Systems of measurement, assessment and predictions are only useful or interesting if they can accurately forecast something. It is true of stock pickers, horse racers, the weather man/woman and the [SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-presents-its-scale-of-sultry-for-college-football-week-three/sweat-news/)**.**
### **The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Scores 100% for Accurate Outcome Predictions**
The ‘Scale’ is a system that takes temperature, humidity, wind, time of day, geography and other meteorological factors and assigns a single numeric value to those variables on a 1-10 scale. The higher the number, the hotter and steamier the game will be. “We originally put this together to benefit fans who would know what to expect and how to prepare for attending a game,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and serial prognosticator Nick Heraldson. “The idea that the teams practicing in the hotter conditions would have a conditioning advantage (over the ones that are from further north) was a wrinkle we added for Week 3. We did not anticipate a 100% accuracy level, but here we are.”
While five games in a single week is not statistically valid by a long way, it was at the very least an interesting new way to predict football game outcomes. “We will continue this style of prediction at least through September,” Heraldson said. “We will flip the script in October with southern schools playing on the road in the north at the disadvantage.” Heraldson was asked about how most schools will be in conference play and opportunities for remarkable predictions based on weather and conditioning would be fewer, he stated, “yeah, I knew that already.” Also when asked wasn’t this just a clever way to market men’s underwear designed for those who really sweat a lot from the waist down he replied, “what is your best guess?”
Full results of these games and others can be found here: [NCAA College Football Scores for Week](https://www.google.com/search?q=ncaa+college+football+scores+week+3&rlz=1C5CHFA_en&oq=NCAA+College+football+scores+week&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBggAEAAYAzIGCAAQABgDMgYIARBFGDkyCAgCEAAYFhgeMggIAxAAGBYYHjIICAQQABgWGB4yCAgFEAAYFhgeMggIBhAAGBYYHjIICAcQABgWGB4yCAgIEAAYFhgeMggICRAAGBYYHtIBCjExODIzajBqMTWoAgiwAgHxBUY8XN4kM6u_&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#sie=lg;/g/11x1sl7rm_;6;/m/012hfxch;mt;fp;1;;;) 3. Those who are interested can see the original ‘scale of sultry week 3’ post by clicking this link:
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men. And we really like college football. Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked. United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission.
CAPTION: SwampButt Underwear mascot Rufus believes it is possible to predict which college football teams have the advantage over their competition based on the [‘SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry.’](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-presents-its-scale-of-sultry-for-college-football-week-three/sweat-news/)
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, Heat, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ and Team Advantages for College Football Games Week Four](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-will-again-when-it-comes-to-the-conditions-in-addition-to-giving-the-game-a-scale-of-sultry-numeric-rating-the-rating-assess-college-football-conditions-that-tak/)
**Published:** September 17, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear will again when it comes to the conditions in addition to giving the game a ‘Scale of Sultry’ numeric rating. The rating assess college football conditions that takes multiple weather variables and turns them into an easy-to-understand scale.
**Content:**
# ***With A Perfect Record For Week 3 SwampButt Underwear Sweats Out Week 4 of Colle**ge Football 2025* …**
**September 17, 2025 (Lake Jackson, Texas)** After the first week of predictions as an addition to the SwampButt ‘Scale Of Sultry’ ratings, and a 100% accuracy rate, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) presents its ‘Scale of Sultry’ for college football week four. The ‘Scale of Sultry’ was originally designed to inform local fans what to expect at their respective stadiums in terms of heat and humidity. A numeric scale of 1 (not sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably sultry like Singapore or Clute, TX) takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number.
For Week Three of the college football season, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) will again predict the school it believes has the advantage based on game day conditions and the climate in which the teams practice. “Our premise is that schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and anonymous gambler Nick Heraldson. “Ask any runner, golfer, postal carrier, utility worker or garbage collector the difference performing their duties in summer heat compared to the day after the first cold front blows through and they will universally declare that work is easier than when it is not as hot.” When asked if this information was anecdotal or based on sound social science investigations that were statistically valid Heraldson replied, “it’s valid enough.”
**The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry for Week** [**Four**](https://www.espn.com/college-football/schedule/_/week/4/year/2025/seasontype/2)
[**Texas Tech at Utah**](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/rice-eccles-stadium/84112/hourly-weather-forecast/53656_poi?day=4&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)
**Scale of Sultry Rating 2**
**Advantage Texas Tech**
RealFeel® 83°. RealFeel Shade™ 77° Mostly sunny WindSW 5 mph Wind Gusts14 mph
Humidity35% Dew Point48° Probability of Precipitation3% Precipitation0.00 in Cloud Cover23% Visibility10 mi
– The Red Raiders come from the plains of West Texas where Horned Frogs and Gilah Monsters suffer from heat exhaustion. Lubbock, Texas is hot, dry, windy and sandy. So much so that cars and outdoor industrial tanks get sand blasted and ready for painting every day. Tumble weeds of the Lubbock Plains leave town as fast as possible. Look at them rolling out at an ever quickening pace. The conditions in Utah Saturday afternoon will be ‘fall like’ for the team from Texas. Texas Tech wins big.
[**Maryland at Wisconsin**](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/camp-randall-stadium/53711/hourly-weather-forecast/53663_poi?day=4&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)
**Scale of Sultry Rating 3**
**Advantage Maryland**
Afternoon 9/20 80° RealFeel® 84° RealFeel Shade™ 78°
Partly sunny and warm with a couple of showers WindSE 7 mph Wind Gusts18 mph
Humidity62% Dew Point62° Probability of Precipitation60% Precipitation0.03 in Rain0.03 in
Cloud Cover54% Visibility9 mi.
– The weather in Maryland and Wisconsin this weekend will be about the same in each place. The difference is what it was like back in August during fall training camp in each respective locale. The U.S. northeast is pretty gross in summer as proximity to the Atlantic Ocean and the earth’s sun make it hot and steamy. Summers in the dells of Wisconsin are pleasant enough to eschew air conditioning. The Terps (a warm weather reptile) will prevail over the fur covered fattened up for hibernation season Badgers.
[**Syracuse at Clemson**](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/memorial-stadium/29634/daily-weather-forecast/53634_poi)
**Scale of Sultry Rating 5**
**Advantage Clemson**
86° RealFeel® 92° RealFeel Shade™ 85° Partly sunny and humid WindSSE 5 mph Wind Gusts15 mph
Humidity61% Dew Point64° Probability of Precipitation25% Precipitation0.00 in Cloud Cover43% Visibility10 mi
– The only thing keeping the Scale of Sultry Rating at 5 and not a 6 or even 7 is the cloud cover and breeze. Syracuse in New York State has some of the nicest and most comfortable summer temperatures anywhere. Great for picnics and hikes but not for the conditioning football players to travel south. Because of the heat and humidity, South Carolina is a great place to raise mold. But moldy or not the Tigers will be better conditioned to play and play well for four quarters. The Orange from Syracuse will wilt even in these moderate (for the area) conditions and succumb to the Clemson Tigers. It will be over early. Tigers’ subs will get a lot of reps in the second half.
[**North Carolina at UCF**](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/memorial-stadium/29634/hourly-weather-forecast/53634_poi?day=4&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)
**Scale of Sultry Rating 8**
**Advantage UCF**
88°Hi RealFeel® 102° RealFeel Shade™ 94°
Partly sunny and humid with a thunderstorm in spots from late morning throughout the day/
Max UV Index8.0 (Very High) AccuLumen Brightness Index™9 (Very Bright).
WindNE 8 mph Wind Gusts23 mph Probability of Precipitation55% Probability of Thunderstorms33%
Precipitation0.08 in Rain0.08 in Hours of Precipitation1 Hours of Rain1 Cloud Cover37%.
– Florida is the capitol of sultry conditions here in the U.S. The ‘RealFeel® 102° RealFeel Shade™ 94°’ are all that anyone needs to know about how to dress for this game. North Carolinians are no strangers to heat and humidity, but they do not experience 11 months of the relentless and ever-present summer every year the way Floridians do. The brightness of FBC Mortgage Stadium in Orlando is made worse because it is constructed with recycled lawn furniture. That stadium will be like a solar oven. UCF wins while Tar Heels and those in attendance lose big.
[**Stanford at Virginia**](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/scott-stadium/22903/hourly-weather-forecast/53659_poi?day=4&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)
**Scale of Sultry Rating 6**
**Advantage Virginia**
80°Hi RealFeel® 84° RealFeel Shade™ 79° Not as warm with plenty of sunshine; a beautiful start to the weekend
Max UV Index6.0 (High) AccuLumen Brightness Index™9 (Very Bright) WindNE 7 mph Wind Gusts20 mph
Probability of Precipitation12% Probability of Thunderstorms0% Precipitation0.00 in Cloud Cover6%
– A clear ‘cool’ day by Virginia standards but heat warning worthy for Northern California. The Cavaliers will all be fresh as daisy’s come the end of the fourth quarter while the Stanford Cardinal will be molting and melting all at once. Virginia will rise again.
**[Northern Illinois at Mississippi State](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/davis-wade-stadium/39762/hourly-weather-forecast/53598_poi?day=4&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)**
**Scale of Sultry 9**
**Advantage Mississippi State**
90°Hi RealFeel® 98° RealFeel Shade™ 91° Intervals of clouds and sun with a couple of showers and a thunderstorm
Max UV Index5.0 (Moderate) AccuLumen Brightness Index™6 (Medium) WindNE 2 mph Wind Gusts8 mph
Probability of Precipitation88% Probability of Thunderstorms53% Precipitation0.31 in Rain0.31 in
Hours of Precipitation3.5 Hours of Rain3.5 Cloud Cover70%.
– The deep south is known for a heritage of heat rash, diaper rash, prickly heat and chub rub. The only thing that keeps this from being a Scale of Sultry rating of 10 is the slight breeze from the north. The team from Northern Illinois will suffer from the heat. Anyone can tell that from the word ‘Northern’ in the directional title of this Illinois school. The Bulldogs will pant and bark their way to a bowl, full of water at the end of the game. Good dog!
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men. And we really like college football. Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked. United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission.
CAPTION: SwampButt Underwear will again when it comes to the conditions in addition to giving the game a ‘Scale of Sultry’ numeric rating. The rating assess college football conditions that takes multiple weather variables and turns them into an easy-to-understand scale.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, excessive sweating, Heat, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, sweaty, Texas
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### [Press Backgrounder SwampButt Underwear™ – The “Scale of Sultry”](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/)
**Published:** September 17, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** “Our premise is simple,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. It’s valid enough.”
**Content:**
**Press Backgrounder SwampButt Underwear™ Scale of Sultry Overview**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com), a Texas-based performance underwear company, created the **“Scale of Sultry”** as a tongue-in-cheek yet data-informed way of assessing game-day conditions for college football. The Scale of Sultry takes multiple weather variables—including game-time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation—and distills them into a single number ranging from **1 (not sultry at all)** to **10 (unbearably sultry, like Singapore or Clute, TX).**
While the Scale of Sultry system began as a playful tool for local fans to prepare for heat and humidity, it has evolved into a predictive metric suggesting which team might gain a **competitive advantage** based on climate conditioning. Schools located in hotter, more humid environments often practice in conditions that better prepare them for sultry game days.
**Why the Scale of Sultry Matters**
- **Performance & Endurance:** Athletes accustomed to training in high heat and humidity may have greater stamina in similar game-day environments.
- **Fan Experience:** Beyond athletes, fans also feel the effects—stadium comfort levels, hydration needs, and even tailgating logistics shift depending on “sultry” conditions.
- **Entertainment Factor:** The “Scale of Sultry” adds color commentary and humor to the college football conversation, giving fans and media an extra storyline heading into game weekend.
**Methodology**
The SwampButt Scale is built from real meteorological inputs including:
- **Temperature & RealFeel® Indexes**
- **Humidity & Dew Point**
- **Wind Speed & Direction**
- **Cloud Cover**
- **Precipitation Probability**
- **UV and Brightness Indexes (where applicable)**
These values are combined and weighted to provide a **single “sultry” score**, accompanied by a narrative interpretation. The result is both scientifically grounded and, in the SwampButt tradition, delivered with humor and plain talk.
**Examples – Week Four, 2025**
- [**Texas Tech at Utah**](https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401756901/texas-tech-utah) – *Rating 2* – Advantage: Texas Tech. Cool, fall-like conditions favor players used to the harsh plains of West Texas.
- [**Maryland at Wisconsin**](https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401752845/maryland-wisconsin) – *Rating 3* – Advantage: Maryland. Summer conditioning in the steamy Mid-Atlantic gives the Terps an edge.
- [**Syracuse at Clemson**](https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401754537/syracuse-clemson) – *Rating 5* – Advantage: Clemson. Humid South Carolina air proves too much for upstate New Yorkers.
- [**North Carolina at UCF**](https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401754640/north-carolina-ucf) – *Rating 8* – Advantage: UCF. Orlando’s solar-oven stadium and swampy air overwhelm the Tar Heels.
- [**Stanford at Virginia**](https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401754539/stanford-virginia) – *Rating 6* – Advantage: Virginia. A warm, humid Virginia afternoon proves harder on Northern California players.
- [**Northern Illinois at Mississippi State**](https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401752712/n-illinois-mississippi-st) – *Rating 9* – Advantage: Mississippi State. Starkville’s deep-south humidity saps the Huskies’ endurance.
**Company Background**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that designs and sells moisture-wicking underwear for men who sweat—a lot. Based in the sweltering Gulf Coast of Texas, the company leans on humor, honesty, and performance-focused fabrics to help customers fight embarrassing perspiration. The SwampButt name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable.
SwampButt Underwear products are **made in Texas** and trademarked in the U.S. and abroad.
**Quote for Attribution**
“Our premise is simple,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman *Nick Heraldson*. “Schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. It’s valid enough.”
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, excessive sweating, Heat, Press Backgrounder, scale of sultry, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Goes 5-1 in Week 4](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-goes-5-1-in-week-4/)
**Published:** September 22, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
# **Scale of Sultry Outcomes for College Football Week Four**
## SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Goes 5-1 in Week 4
The [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) Scale of Sultry is 9-1 picking college football winners this season, based on the meteorological and climate conditions used to make these predictions. The results for this week (5-1) were impressive, but not perfect as they were the
previous week. The [‘Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) was originally designed to inform local fans what to expect at their respective stadiums in terms of heat and humidity. A numeric scale of 1 (not sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably sultry like Singapore or Clute, TX) takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number. The premise is that schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. Here are the outcomes for this week’s picks.
**[Texas Tech at Utah](https://www.espn.com/college-football/recap/_/gameId/401756901)**
[**Texas Tech 34 Utah 10**](https://www.espn.com/college-football/recap/_/gameId/401756901)
**‘Scale of Sultry’** **picked Tech and was correct!**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/download.jpg)The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry was 9-1 picking winners so far.Even with their backup quarterback, the Red Raiders and their superior conditioning born from the heat of West Texas, visited the cool mountains of Utah and spanked the previously unbeaten Utah, “what did you say” Utes. “Nothing like burpees and wind sprints done into the teeth of desert wind to add to the cardiovascular system and its ability to replace and pump oxygen through the bloodstream,” according to SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick ‘oh I’m not a doctor’ Heraldson.
**[Maryland at Wisconsin](https://www.google.com/search?q=Maryland+at+Wisconsin&sca_esv=9594ada01a48a169&rlz=1C5CHFA_en&sxsrf=AE3TifNRKNmsEztp-Q2D4r5u1xjviWJSvg%3A1758562859608&ei=K4rRaPzlJNjUp84PlpmZ0QQ&ved=0ahUKEwi8p7-U9eyPAxVY6skDHZZMJkoQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=Maryland+at+Wisconsin&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiFU1hcnlsYW5kIGF0IFdpc2NvbnNpbjIEEAAYAzIGEAAYFhgeMgYQABgWGB4yBhAAGBYYHjIGEAAYFhgeMgYQABgWGB4yBhAAGBYYHjIGEAAYFhgeMgYQABgWGB4yBhAAGBYYHkioFlAAWKEMcAF4AJABAJgBnwGgAZ8BqgEDMC4xuAEDyAEA-AEB-AECmAICoAKwAagCCsICBxAjGCcY6gLCAg0QIxjwBRgnGMkCGOoCwgINECMY8AUYJxjqAhieBpgDCvEFoMBNxmJCdWmSBwMxLjGgB_4FsgcDMC4xuAelAcIHBTItMS4xyAcN&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#sie=m;/g/11x0zd8y4h;6;/m/012hfxch;dt;fp;1;;;)**
[**Maryland 27 Wisconsin 10**](https://www.espn.com/college-football/recap/_/gameId/401752845)
**Scale of Sultry’** **picked Maryland and was correct!**
The Terps trounced the Badgers in part because Maryland is hot, humid and generally stickier than a melted Popsicle in summertime. The Badgers on the other hand had plenty working against them. Their quarterback [Billy Edwards Jr](http://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4592532/billy-edwards-jr). a transfer from Maryland, only played one series against his former team. The opposing coach was Luke Fickle whose tenure at Wisconsin has not met expectations, so far. The student section was [virtually empty](https://x.com/stevemegargee/status/1969478203510308922) midway through the fourth quarter. Those things were important to the outcome. But doing the suicide drill in the stank of the port of Baltimore was the silver bullet the Terrapins used to propel themselves over their Big 10 opponent. “Actual terrapins (a type of reptile) thrive in the Maryland environment,” according to Heraldson. “So it is no wonder that the football team with the same name overcame the cool climate but less well conditioned Badgers.”
**[Syracuse at Clemson](https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46346082/acc-fines-syracuse-faking-injuries-vs-clemson)**
[**Syracuse 34 Clemson 21**](https://www.shakinthesouthland.com/football/26906/clemson-vs-syracuse-the-orange-dominate-the-tigers-34-21)
**The Scale of Sultry picked Clemson and was wrong.**
This was the first pick missed by the Scale of Sultry. Even the hotter, steamier weather could not rescue the underperforming Clemson Tigers that afternoon. Plus, the ACC fined [Syracuse](https://www.espn.com/college-football/team/_/id/183/syracuse-orange) $25,000 and publicly reprimanded the school Monday for faking injuries at [Clemson](https://www.espn.com/college-football/team/_/id/228/clemson-tigers) last weekend, calling its actions “unethical and contrary to the spirit of the rules.” While the ACC fined Syracuse no one who saw the game believed this was the difference. Clemson repeatedly hurt themselves in the first half on defense with two roughing the quarterback penalties and another unnecessary roughness call resulting in 45 yards and three Syracuse first downs in the first half alone. That’s not smart football. “It seems like Clemson is underperforming at every part of football and that includes the coaches and players,” Heraldson said. “Even the water boy could tighten it up a bit.”
**North Carolina at UCF**
[**UCF 34 North Carolina 9**](https://sports.yahoo.com/college-football/breaking-news/article/bill-belichicks-north-carolina-struggles-against-a-power-conference-team-again-in-34-9-loss-at-ucf-231020022.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAB6651xKPYCbfO2e-vKHi-aeCAuACtsuL_lQaHskhg_LHwze_ux-NpsE_ojQEQA6iI7qETAYm4P8RKENqSJZ_Nxm7K5ycdBCu0opbjIITqrYcN7oO9pBc8AeYJhvIpEB4cC1fpB99loG9gH3SO8BKl7Q0sEhf-e4SbNI8RcDBGA2)
**The Scale of Sultry picked UCF and was correct.**
UNC Coach Bill Belichik is learning that coaching college kids is much more challenging than taking them out to dinner. To be fair, the cupboard was bare when coach b arrived and Tom Brady is out of eligibility. The Golden Knights worked out in the Florida sun and was more than a match for the Tarheels whose milder climate is great for retired people but not for ripening oranges the way the Florida climate is. “It’s not for nothing that Florida is called the sunshine state,” Heraldson said. “I learned that when Anitia Bryant was pitching orange juice on Carson.”
**Stanford at Virginia**
[**Virginia 48 Stanford 20**](https://www.espn.com/college-football/recap/_/gameId/401754539)
**The Scale of Sultry picked UCF and was correct.**
Northern California may have the most perfect weather on the planet. Florida does not. Florida has alligators, mosquitos, retired people and the habitat to match and serve all. Virginia quarterback **[Chandler Morris](http://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4692530/chandler-morris)** had his most productive game quarterbacking in a Virginia uniform, throwing for 380 yards and four touchdowns and running for another score. “Florida’s climate is the worst. I need a towel and shower in that order just walking to the car when I am there,” Heraldson said. “Orlando (where UCF is located) is home to amusement parks and the cheapest t-shirts available anywhere. Plus the sultriest weather that is perfect for conditioning football players and not for standing in line to ride ‘space mountain.’
**Northern Illinois at Mississippi State.**
[**Miss State 38 NIU 10**](https://www.espn.com/college-football/recap/_/gameId/401752712)
**The Scale of Sultry picked Miss State and was correct.**
The mascot for Northern Illinois is the Husky Dog. Husky Dogs are known for work in polar regions. Mississippi is known as a good backdrop for movies about prison escape. The heat, stank and fact that Miss State is an SEC team and Directional Illinois is in the Mid-American conference also mattered. “This was sort of like running up the score for the Scale of Sultry,” Heraldson said. “Give credit to the Huskies for braving the heat, humidity and the superior talent at every position the team from ‘state had.” Did you know the Mississippi State’s nickname was once the ‘Maroons.’ “It was too easy to misspell ‘maroons’ and get ‘morons’ so there had to be a change,” Heraldson confirmed.
Overall, the Scale of Sultry is 9-1 picking winners based on the meteorological and climate conditions.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men. And we really like college football. Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked. United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission.
CAPTION: SwampButt Underwear is 9-1 picking winners based on weather. The Scale of Sultry rating assess college football conditions that takes multiple weather variables and turns them into an easy-to-understand scale.
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**Tags:** College Football, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is 9-1 Picking College Football Winners](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-is-9-1-picking-college-football-winners/)
**Published:** September 22, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
# **Scale of Sultry Outcomes for College Football Week Four**
## **The [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) Scale of Sultry is 9-1 Picking College Football Winners**
September 23, 2025 – The [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) Scale of Sultry is 9-1 picking college football winners this season, based on the meteorological and climate conditions used to make these predictions. The results for this week (5-1) were impressive, but not perfect as they were the previous week. The [‘Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) was originally designed to inform local fans what to expect at their respective stadiums in terms of heat and humidity. A numeric scale of 1 (not sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably sultry like Singapore or Clute, TX) takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number. The premise is that schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. Here are the outcomes for this week’s picks
[**Texas Tech at Utah**](https://www.espn.com/college-football/recap/_/gameId/401756901)
**Texas Tech 34 Utah 10**
**‘Scale of Sultry’** **picked Tech and was correct!**
Even with their backup quarterback, the Red Raiders and their superior conditioning born from the heat of West Texas, visited the cool mountains of Utah and spanked the previously unbeaten Utah, “what did you say” Utes. “Nothing like burpees and wind sprints done into the teeth of desert wind to add to the cardiovascular system and its ability to replace and pump oxygen through the bloodstream,” according to SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick ‘oh I’m not a doctor’ Heraldson.
[**Maryland at Wisconsin**](https://www.google.com/search?q=Maryland+at+Wisconsin&sca_esv=9594ada01a48a169&rlz=1C5CHFA_en&sxsrf=AE3TifNRKNmsEztp-Q2D4r5u1xjviWJSvg%3A1758562859608&ei=K4rRaPzlJNjUp84PlpmZ0QQ&ved=0ahUKEwi8p7-U9eyPAxVY6skDHZZMJkoQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=Maryland+at+Wisconsin&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiFU1hcnlsYW5kIGF0IFdpc2NvbnNpbjIEEAAYAzIGEAAYFhgeMgYQABgWGB4yBhAAGBYYHjIGEAAYFhgeMgYQABgWGB4yBhAAGBYYHjIGEAAYFhgeMgYQABgWGB4yBhAAGBYYHkioFlAAWKEMcAF4AJABAJgBnwGgAZ8BqgEDMC4xuAEDyAEA-AEB-AECmAICoAKwAagCCsICBxAjGCcY6gLCAg0QIxjwBRgnGMkCGOoCwgINECMY8AUYJxjqAhieBpgDCvEFoMBNxmJCdWmSBwMxLjGgB_4FsgcDMC4xuAelAcIHBTItMS4xyAcN&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#sie=m;/g/11x0zd8y4h;6;/m/012hfxch;dt;fp;1;;;)
**Maryland 27 Wisconsin 10**
**Scale of Sultry’** **picked Maryland and was correct!**
The Terps trounced the Badgers in part because Maryland is hot, humid and generally stickier than a melted Popsicle in summertime. The Badgers on the other hand had plenty working against them. Their quarterback [Billy Edwards Jr](http://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4592532/billy-edwards-jr). a transfer from Maryland, only played one series against his former team. The opposing coach was Luke Fickle whose tenure at Wisconsin has not met expectations, so far. The student section was [virtually empty](https://x.com/stevemegargee/status/1969478203510308922) midway through the fourth quarter. Those things were important to the outcome. But doing the suicide drill in the stank of the port of Baltimore was the silver bullet the Terrapins used to propel themselves over their Big 10 opponent. “Actual terrapins (a type of reptile) thrive in the Maryland environment,” according to Heraldson. “So it is no wonder that the football team with the same name overcame the cool climate and less well conditioned Badgers.
[**Syracuse at Clemson**](https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46346082/acc-fines-syracuse-faking-injuries-vs-clemson)
**Syracuse 34 Clemson 21**
**The Scale of Sultry picked Clemson and was wrong.**
This was the first pick missed by the Scale of Sultry. Even the hotter, steamier weather could not rescue the underperforming Clemson Tigers that afternoon. The ACC fined [Syracuse](https://www.espn.com/college-football/team/_/id/183/syracuse-orange) $25,000 and publicly reprimanded the school Monday for faking injuries at [Clemson](https://www.espn.com/college-football/team/_/id/228/clemson-tigers) last weekend, calling its actions “unethical and contrary to the spirit of the rules.” While the ACC fined Syracuse no one who saw the game believed this was the difference. Clemson repeatedly hurt themselves in the first half on defense with two roughing the quarterback penalties and another unnecessary roughness call resulting in 45 yards and three Syracuse first downs in the first half alone. That’s not smart football. “It seems like Clemson is underperforming at every part of football and that includes the coaches and players,” Heraldson said. “Even the water boy could tighten it up a bit.”
**North Carolina at UCF**
**UCF 34 North Carolina 9**
**The Scale of Sultry picked UCF and was correct**
UNC Coach Bill Belichik is learning that coaching college kids is much more challenging than taking them out to dinner. To be fair, the cupboard was bare when coach b arrived, and Tom Brady is out of eligibility. The Golden Knights worked out in the Florida sun and was more than a match for the Tarheels whose milder climate is great for retired people but not for ripening oranges the way the Florida climate is. “It’s not for nothing that Florida is called the sunshine state,” Heraldson said. “I learned that when Anitia Bryant was pitching orange juice on the old Carson show.”
**Stanford at Virginia**
**Virginia 48 Stanford 20**
**The Scale of Sultry picked UCF and was correct.**
Northern California may have the most perfect weather on the planet. Florida does not. Florida has alligators, mosquitos, retired people and the habitat to match and serve all. Virginia quarterback [**Chandler Morris**](http://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4692530/chandler-morris) had his most productive game quarterbacking in a Virginia uniform, throwing for 380 yards and four touchdowns and running for another score. “Florida’s climate is the worst. I need a towel and shower in that order just walking to the car when I am there,” Heraldson said. “Orlando (where UCF is located) is home to amusement parks and the cheapest t-shirts available anywhere.” Plus, the sultriest weather that is perfect for conditioning football players and not for standing in line to ride ‘space mountain.’
**Northern Illinois at Mississippi State.**
**Miss State 38 NIU 10**
**The Scale of Sultry picked Miss State and was correct.**
The mascot for Northern Illinois is the Husky Dog. Husky Dogs are known for work in polar regions. Mississippi is known as a good backdrop for movies about prison escapes. The heat, stank and fact that Miss State is an SEC team and Directional Illinois is in the Mid-American conference also mattered. “This was sort of like running up the score for the Scale of Sultry,” Heraldson said. “Give credit to the Huskies for braving the heat, humidity and the superior talent at every position the team from ‘state had.” Did you know the Mississippi State’s nickname was once the ‘Maroons.’ “It was too easy to misspell ‘maroons’ and get ‘morons’ so there had to be a change,” Heraldson confirmed.
*Overall, the Scale of Sultry is 9-1 picking winners based on the meteorological and climate conditions.*
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men. And we really like college football. Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked. United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission.
CAPTION: SwampButt Underwear is 9-1 picking winners based on weather. The Scale of Sultry rating assess college football conditions that takes multiple weather variables and turns them into an easy-to-understand scale.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, excessive sweating, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Predictions for NCAA Football Week 5](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-predictions-for-ncaa-football-week-5/)
**Published:** September 26, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
# ***After a 9-1 record the first two weeks for SwampButt…***
## **The** [**SwampButt Underwear**](https://swampbutt.com/) **Prediction Scale of Sultry Is Picking College Football Winners for Week Five**
September 26, 2025 – The [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) ‘Scale of Sultry’ is 9-1 picking college football winners this season, so far. The [‘Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and sultry like Singapore or Clute, TX) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number. The premise is that schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates.
The ’Scale of Sultry’ was originally designed to inform local fans about what to expect at their respective stadiums in terms of heat and humidity. It has since evolved.
**Is There Any Science To This?**
The ‘Scale of Sultry’ is based on absolutely zero science. It does not factor won or loss records, who the coach is or was, or any other odds making or future divination know how (like dousing, tarot, I-Ching, or remote viewing), the Scale of Sultry is 9-1 through week four.
**Why Does America’s Most Unique Brand Of Men’s Underwear Care?**
The makers of SwampButt Underwear love sports, especially the ones where there is a lot of sweat and sweating. College football is unique because fans and players alike will sweat to excess. Men who sweat most from the waist down will experience visible butt sweat or as it is commonly known, swamp butt. “That visible butt sweat really hits the sweet spot for us,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and pop-culture devotee Nick Heraldson. “Wait, that’s a bad analogy.”
**Here are this week’s picks:**
**Friday September 26, 2025**
**[Florida State at Virginia](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/scott-stadium/22903/daily-weather-forecast/53659_poi)**
Weather in Viginia will be humid with intervals of clouds and sun; a couple of afternoon showers and a thunderstorm
RealFeel®86°
RealFeel Shade™82°
Max UV Index3.0 (Moderate)
WindNE 5 mph
Scale of Sultry Rating 6
**Advantage Florida State**
No state in the union can provide hot and humid weather the way Florida does. The temperature will be about ten degrees above what they experience at home with humidity lower by 10-20 percent. The Seminoles hot weather conditioning will make this a relatively easy win. “What the heck is a Cavalier (Virginia’s mascot) anyway,” asked Heraldson. “Is that French for ‘dude with a feather in his hat?”
**[Houston at Oregon State](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/reser-stadium/97333/hourly-weather-forecast/53630_poi?day=2&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)**
Nice with times of clouds and sun
RealFeel®**76°**
RealFeel Shade™72° Not as warm but pleasant with plenty of sunshine
RealFeel®79°
RealFeel Shade™74°
Max UV Index4.0 (Moderate)
WindNNW 7 mph
**Advantage Houston**
The weather in Oregon will be downright cool late Friday evening. Coaches and staff from Houston will need their red hoodies on the sidelines, unaccustomed as they are to any temperature lower than 80 degrees. Houston is known as the ‘Bayou City’ and not because of all the alligators, but all the bayous. “The Allen Brothers, founders of Houston, located it on an old swamp where the weather conditions, heat, humidity, and rain would have to improve to just be terrible,” Heraldson said. “It’s like they chose this location to intentionally keep people away or they lost a bet with the people who founded San Diego.” The Cougars will make a meal of the Beavers.
**[Louisiana Tech at UTEP](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/sun-bowl-stadium/79902/daily-weather-forecast/53654_poi)**
Partial sunshine with a heavy thunderstorm around; watch for flash flooding
RealFeel®90°
RealFeel Shade™82°
Max UV Index6.0 (High)
WindSE 4 mph
**Advantage Louisiana Tech**
El Paso has some of the nicest weather in the state of Texas, most days. But game day this Saturday will not be one of them. Louisiana has its share of rain and floods that often accompany hurricanes. So, bring on the hot rain, flooding, heat or even a plague of frogs because the team from Louisiana has seen it all.
**[Notre Dame at Arkansas](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/donald-w-reynolds-razorback-stadium/72701/daily-weather-forecast/53533_poi)**
Sunny; a beautiful start to the weekend
RealFeel®84°
RealFeel Shade™78°
Max UV Index5.0 (Moderate)
WindNNE 5 mph
Advantage Arkansas
Indiana is too far north for the players from Notre Dame to know the real meaning of the word ‘stifling.’ And while few in Arkansas know what it means either, the hogs are a sweaty bunch who love the heat, humidity and mud to roll in. “We are talking about the Arkansas football team, right,” Heraldson queried.
**[Duke at Syracuse](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/jma-wireless-dome/13244/hourly-weather-forecast/53614_poi?day=3&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)**
Times of clouds and sun; start of another prolonged period of dry weather.
RealFeel®79°
RealFeel Shade™74°
Max UV Index4.0 (Moderate)
WindWNW 5 mph
**Advantage Duke**
Syracuse plays in a dome, so the weather will not matter, will it? Yes, it will. Because while Duke is from the genteel south and is really a basketball school, the Duke players work out in conditions that are good for growing mold or mushrooms. “Those mold and mushroom infested players from Duke will be way better conditioned than the ‘Orange’ in their fancy dome stadium with all that air conditioning and drinks with real ice in them,” Heraldson stated. “Talk about a snooty bunch.”
**[UCF at Kansas State](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/bill-snyder-family-stadium/66502/daily-weather-forecast/53576_poi)**
Plenty of sunshine; a beautiful start to the weekend.
RealFeel®87°
RealFeel Shade™82°
Max UV Index5.0 (Moderate)
WindSSW 5 mph
**Advantage UCF**
The Wildcats of Kansas State will wish they had not grown the extra layer of fur for the upcoming Kansas winter when they enter the usually friendly confines of Bill Snyder Family Stadium. That is because the Knights of Orlando University (AKA UCF) will be more than ready for the balmy breezes predicted for game time. The Knights are weather tested from the miserable conditions they endure at their home stadium and practice facility. But the Knights will benefit from more than the weather. “The UCF stadium in Orlando is the most poorly lit of any major college program. There are airport parking lots with better lights,” Heraldson said. Better lighting and the weather conditions will both benefit UCF according to Heraldson. “The Knights will not mind the heat, plus they will be able to see the ball for a change.”
**[Arizona at Iowa State](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/jack-trice-stadium/50010/hourly-weather-forecast/53564_poi?day=3&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)**
Very warm with plenty of sunshine; a beautiful start to the weekend.
RealFeel®85°
RealFeel Shade™81°
Max UV Index4.0 (Moderate)
WindW 8 mph
**Advantage Arizona**
The entire state of Arizona is a desert. What else is there to know?
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men. And we really like college football. Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked. United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission.
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**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear Owns Mistake With Hilarious Results](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-owns-mistake-with-hilarious-results/)
**Published:** September 29, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
# August 5 Was National Underwear Day
## Even an underwear company can forget the biggest day of the year; SwampButt Underwear’s hilarious misstep is a masterclass in owning your mistakes.
This was published in Mantelligence. We are grateful to them for the positive attention and for getting what we were trying to do.
Story by: [**Editorial Dept.**](https://mantelligence.com/author/editorial-dept/)
**Published:** August 7, 2025
Think of something forgotten lately. Maybe a birthday, long scheduled meeting, child’s recital or ballgame. Which of those missed happenings potentially effected a single household’s income or ability to make a living? Probably none. Imagine the public relations and marketing people at [SwampButt Underwear](https://u7061146.ct.sendgrid.net/ls/click?upn=u001.gqh-2BaxUzlo7XKIuSly0rC6SpfoeqehRK-2FR3xnv0dbyA-3D3l9q_WiYPvzcJvch29V2gmZbXw-2F4-2BLRHpBl3ohue13YwajV7DKTuprqBhlYL8DLown97Us5msZ-2BXpswZsFZPtYOw6wa8F9q9xnPxegLzFDZjwVy9qAT9R0XT1tYSSzY0-2FuY-2F-2BVRpzxR5nqa6PHW9Z1fQIeM1WshQPOyLhx-2Bj6r8w3RjBRg6Jgs9TWVtsQQuwWAqkW9WXBiagt0FHosSTVEz4EifpXrrqpaLISQvH3b-2B367xTvk-2BX7ET5B8PKPoLvAS7QcYf5-2BRsc7prOD2JHI7-2FkCc8z1ImHfWQ0gFFgn-2FE8j0pYQrzlFXPwCfejCSjp53JTDK8DnnI8iw3Ys0TkJF-2FCPqA-3D-3D) when they learned [National Underwear Day](https://u7061146.ct.sendgrid.net/ls/click?upn=u001.gqh-2BaxUzlo7XKIuSly0rCwCGnCwUZp3KInPqDZ2B7iH9qCBDcjTbTEuAvs31Y67yWSdG6yH1bo6UX7US1z2HgSmK4PwU5VWuILUCGxGvXe975xYUXpiVOfpywbA5N2KwZaxx_WiYPvzcJvch29V2gmZbXw-2F4-2BLRHpBl3ohue13YwajV7DKTuprqBhlYL8DLown97Us5msZ-2BXpswZsFZPtYOw6wa8F9q9xnPxegLzFDZjwVy9qAT9R0XT1tYSSzY0-2FuY-2F-2BVRpzxR5nqa6PHW9Z1fQIeM1WshQPOyLhx-2Bj6r8w3RjBRg6Jgs9TWVtsQQuwWAqkW9WXBiagt0FHosSTVEz4EieAp18qiRBBecQcd1Mv1wfB11F-2Bn-2FXtv4R0TpLN1cx-2Bt59ZKefuhuQBk0b0kKPxGiOatpy77LiDahyLloextpnzQlgVKr2EX7yDITYGQ4cs-2F-2BRWqAL02LP0mYM9SnJoLOg-3D-3D) had already passed? Exactly. Staff members turned bright red as this announcement was made. It was too late to call in sick or declare a religious holiday exemption. It was too early to start planning [National Underwear Day](https://u7061146.ct.sendgrid.net/ls/click?upn=u001.gqh-2BaxUzlo7XKIuSly0rCwCGnCwUZp3KInPqDZ2B7iH9qCBDcjTbTEuAvs31Y67yWSdG6yH1bo6UX7US1z2HgSmK4PwU5VWuILUCGxGvXe975xYUXpiVOfpywbA5N2Kw9zjj_WiYPvzcJvch29V2gmZbXw-2F4-2BLRHpBl3ohue13YwajV7DKTuprqBhlYL8DLown97Us5msZ-2BXpswZsFZPtYOw6wa8F9q9xnPxegLzFDZjwVy9qAT9R0XT1tYSSzY0-2FuY-2F-2BVRpzxR5nqa6PHW9Z1fQIeM1WshQPOyLhx-2Bj6r8w3RjBRg6Jgs9TWVtsQQuwWAqkW9WXBiagt0FHosSTVEz4EiQHu-2FAEZk-2BX08pjFRXVWQLd5i1KArwH2Nhngymv9VTJu-2F-2FASbdQco8b2Jjtw2504hOkR-2BGpARmjNRg4pWoKpasyw2ltGqRltvvROQ-2BmSN7abf3ceFwzp54Zawpm37Upu9A-3D-3D) for 2026. What to do?
### Lean Into The Mistake
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/b4d53528-acd7-4a73-bef4-26480ed0ede2.png)Never forget again. Because August 5 Was National Underwear Day. SwampButt.Rather than make excuses, blame something or someone else, the crew at [SwampButt Underwear](https://u7061146.ct.sendgrid.net/ls/click?upn=u001.gqh-2BaxUzlo7XKIuSly0rC6SpfoeqehRK-2FR3xnv0dbyA-3DKiq3_WiYPvzcJvch29V2gmZbXw-2F4-2BLRHpBl3ohue13YwajV7DKTuprqBhlYL8DLown97Us5msZ-2BXpswZsFZPtYOw6wa8F9q9xnPxegLzFDZjwVy9qAT9R0XT1tYSSzY0-2FuY-2F-2BVRpzxR5nqa6PHW9Z1fQIeM1WshQPOyLhx-2Bj6r8w3RjBRg6Jgs9TWVtsQQuwWAqkW9WXBiagt0FHosSTVEz4EidLuhfTz1GIUSG1AO7H5qqrTVCw9HqNAoki7vVnxV1WXArnU-2Fm7Yw4AalV0AC9tk2OawwpKd0ti5ms1vQZkzmi91MJgNnH6jGkF8fTJK8Lerko0RydrwbMFkwj1Iayv-2Fpw-3D-3D) decided to admit they snoozed on the biggest day of the year for the ‘underwear industrial complex.’ “Two simple words,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and failed chronographer Nick Heraldson stated. “We just forgot,” he said. One who did not forget was Rufus, the famous SwampButt Underwear mascot.
### According to SwampButt Underwear’s Rufus
SwampButt Underwear is a humorous, underwear company that specializes in moisture-wicking underwear for men who have visible butt sweat. Their mascot Rufus, who embodies the company’s playful and self-deprecating approach, had a funny, relatable, and slightly irreverent take on National Underwear Day.
“Well, it was ‘National Underwear Day’ and we missed it?” Rufus remarked. “That’s a major goof. Like career altering, can’t believe it, no coming back from, ‘biggly’ way to really screw the pooch. I’m just glad it wasn’t me.”
### What He Should Have Said
As the official SwampButt spokes-mascot, what Rufus meant to say was, “remember, folks, you don’t have to suffer from swampy sadness when you can wear SwampButt Underwear and keep your biscuits nice and dry. So throw out the saggy cotton, and slide into [something that fights the funk](https://mantelligence.com/dress-for-success-studies/), and wag your tail with pride! Happy National Underwear Day, y’all!” “I did not know he had an accent,” observed Heraldson. “Or that there were alligators who could talk.”
### Background On National Underwear Day
The holiday was founded in 2003 by the online retailer [‘Fresh Pair’](https://u7061146.ct.sendgrid.net/ls/click?upn=u001.gqh-2BaxUzlo7XKIuSly0rCx5wT-2BbkH4w2GT-2FLFJ06hVVJegAFgcV42XB4sWwRj6y-2FpXrp_WiYPvzcJvch29V2gmZbXw-2F4-2BLRHpBl3ohue13YwajV7DKTuprqBhlYL8DLown97Us5msZ-2BXpswZsFZPtYOw6wa8F9q9xnPxegLzFDZjwVy9qAT9R0XT1tYSSzY0-2FuY-2F-2BVRpzxR5nqa6PHW9Z1fQIeM1WshQPOyLhx-2Bj6r8w3RjBRg6Jgs9TWVtsQQuwWAqkW9WXBiagt0FHosSTVEz4EidDkXgIY2cZXkqWMmcsH-2FLPfbXld65yURjzfDDM7jjphde7jAxU8OPYUwXgv8XwsUL8Up4QBOifGHGWOPs5tbAoFcBsgla85i-2BWFKgj-2FHyQfgM5OnFaejOpM8guNwghuHg-3D-3D) to promote body positivity and self-expression through underwear. It began as a campaign to encourage people to feel confident in their own skin and has evolved into a celebration of all types of underwear and body shapes. The observance of National Underwear Day highlights the importance of underwear as both a fashion statement and a symbol of personal confidence.
### Who Needs SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Underwear is made for men who sweat profusely and experience visible butt sweat. Men with profuse sweating largely mirror the broader epidemiology of hyperhidrosis—about 1–1.5 % of US men are affected, with onset in adolescence or early adulthood. There are higher rates in Caucasians vs. some other ethnicities, and a strong familial component. Beyond primary focal forms, obese or older men may also experience generalized sweating tied to other health conditions.
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### About SwampButt Underwear
[SwampButt Underwear™](https://u7061146.ct.sendgrid.net/ls/click?upn=u001.gqh-2BaxUzlo7XKIuSly0rC6SpfoeqehRK-2FR3xnv0dbyA-3DymO8_WiYPvzcJvch29V2gmZbXw-2F4-2BLRHpBl3ohue13YwajV7DKTuprqBhlYL8DLown97Us5msZ-2BXpswZsFZPtYOw6wa8F9q9xnPxegLzFDZjwVy9qAT9R0XT1tYSSzY0-2FuY-2F-2BVRpzxR5nqa6PHW9Z1fQIeM1WshQPOyLhx-2Bj6r8w3RjBRg6Jgs9TWVtsQQuwWAqkW9WXBiagt0FHosSTVEz4EibDOZtM-2FatukhARDghE0xv864EUasammu3AlH9MnFBKJOymaPQhUeErRxXDG9Pg-2FUUf1tUom7JZWY6CK8dpLKKypISbG2AQoxm1ZXF2W8ntTZbIb5cMp0ZH6oP1yMgI5HA-3D-3D) is a real company that makes and markets a product that solves a problem. That problem is visible butt sweat. Known as ‘swamp ass’ or ‘swamp butt’ it is very embarrassing and keeps lots of men indoors or alone while outdoors if they go outside at all. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States of America and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Heat, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [The SwampButt Scale of Sultry is 12-6 for the Season](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-scale-of-sultry-is-12-6-for-the-season/)
**Published:** October 2, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
***SwampButt Predictions for College Football Week Six…***
The [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a very unscientific way the funniest men’s underwear company in the country, predicts the outcome of college football games based on the type of weather the teams’ homes have. The hotter and more humid locations, the theory goes, the better conditioned that team will be. The better conditioned team will win, more often than not. The ‘scale’ does not consider won-loss records, coaching, former coaching, or anything other than the weather. While the ‘scale’ went a disappointing 2-4 in week 5, it is still 12-6 for the season. “That’s still a pretty not terrible record,” according to SwampButt Underwear’s corporate spokesman Nick Heraldson.
Week 6 College Football Games for the Overheated include the following matchups.
**Kansas State at Baylor**
Waco, TX is one of the most unappealing places in the state of Texas, and that is saying something. While warm weather is known to happen a lot and often in Manhattan, KS the weather and temperatures cannot come near as ridiculously crappy as they are in Waco. But there is more to Waco than heat related rashes and stank. Positive things about Baylor and Waco, TX: plenty of parking at the 24-hour Walmart. Negatives about Waco: no alcohol, none. “Baylor is a Baptist school. Baptists eschew intoxicating liquors,” said SwampButt Underwear spokes-robot and dude about to lose his AA Chip, Nick Heraldson. “Baptists believe that drinking can lead to dancing, which they also forbid. Talk about a fun bunch,” he quipped sarcastically.
Forecast:
Mostly sunny and warm
RealFeel®**93°**
RealFeel Shade™**88°**
Max UV Index**6.0 (High)**
Wind**SE 7 mph**
Advantage Baylor.
**Oklahoma State at Arizona**
The heat of the desert will burn the Cowboys, real bad.
Forecast:
Plenty of sunshine
RealFeel®**92°**
RealFeel Shade™**88°**
Max UV Index**6.0 (High)**
Wind**SW 7 mph**
Advantage Arizona
**Vanderbilt at Alabama**
Temperatures in the 80’s are as close to ‘fall’ as it gets in the deep south. “It will have ‘bama fans wearing those Carhartts and gloves,” Heraldson predicted. But he was not finished and shared this tortured analogy. “Remember all the ‘Vacation’ movies with Chevy Chase, Beverly DeAngelo and Randy Quaid?” he asked. Quaid played ‘Cousin Eddy, who was a chronically unemployed, unkept, and unwelcome visitor to the Clark’s,” he went on. “Now, in this matchup, Alabama is ‘Cousin Eddy’ and Vanderbilt is the ‘Clark’s’ but without Beverly DeAngelo but with Anderson Cooper, but a whole lot snootier.” He then predicted, “the blue blood of the ‘Commodes’ is too thick for Alabama.” “Roll Cousin Eddy.”
Forecast:
Partial sunshine
RealFeel®**87°**
RealFeel Shade™**82°**
Max UV Index**5.0 (Moderate)**
Wind E7
Advantage Alabama
**Syracuse at SMU**
Somehow the temperature at Gerald Ford Stadium (SMU) is not predicted to be as hot as it has been in the Dallas-Fort-Metroplex the last few days. “Similarly, the ponies are not as hot either,” Heraldson observed. The Orange were able to beat (surprise) a ranked Clemson team, but the string will run out Saturday afternoon as the heat-tested SMU Ponies will stampede the Orange in short order.
Forecast:
Warm and less humid with plenty of sunshine
RealFeel®**91°**
RealFeel Shade™**87°**
Max UV Index**5.0 (Moderate)**
Wind**SE 8 mph**
Advantage SMU
**Texas Tech at Houston**
Texas Tech was an original member of the Big 12. In all those years (since 1994) the Red Raiders have never won a conference championship. Houston is in its second season as a member of the Big 12 and has as many conference football championships as the Raiders. Lubbock ranks second in terms of terrible Texas destinations, right behind Waco, TX. The heat, sand and tumble weeds always come with deserts (like Lubbock). The Red Raiders are heat tested, but the humidity and heat in Houston are both unbearable. “The heat and humidity in Houston will be so bad, the Raiders will swing their swords and get them rusty,” Heraldson said. “Flung tortillas will land with mold on them,” he further projected. “Wait, I got one more….”
Forecast:
Warm with plenty of sunshine
RealFeel®**93°**
RealFeel Shade™**89°**
Max UV Index**6.0 (High)**
Wind**E 8 mph**
Advantage Houston.
**Kansas at UCF**
UCF is 3-1 for the season and 0-1 in Big 12 play. Kansas is 3-2 and 1-1 in the Big 12. The weather will undo the Jayhawks. “Kansas will have a ‘bad feather day’ inside the ‘Bounce House,’” Heraldson stated. “See, instead of a ‘bad hair day,’ I said ‘bad feather day.’ When asked why he would make such a stupid joke, Heraldson replied, “it was funnier when I wrote it.”
Forecast:
Partly sunny and humid with a couple of showers and a thunderstorm; any downpour can cause temporary flooding on roadways and poor drainage areas
RealFeel®**88°**
RealFeel Shade™**84°**
Max UV Index**4.0 (Moderate)**
Wind**ENE 12 mph**
Advantage UCF
**About SwampButt Underwear and the Scale of Sultry** The [‘Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and sultry like Singapore or Clute, TX) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number. The premise is that schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates.
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men. And we really like college football. Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked. United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission.
[Accuweather](https://www.accuweather.com/) is the source of the weather information. Thank you.
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**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, Heat, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, sweaty, Texas
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### [The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Is Picking College Football Winners for Week Seven](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-is-picking-college-football-winners-for-week-seven/)
**Published:** October 10, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
***SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Predictions for NCAA Football Week 7 after a 12-6 record the first six weeks…***
October 10, 2025 – The newest and most unique way of predicting college football outcomes rolled through its third week going 4-2 for week six. This makes the [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) ‘Scale of Sultry’ 12-6 picking college football winners this season, so far. Week seven offers some surprises for college football fans. As a review of how this works, the [‘Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and sultry like Singapore or Clute, TX) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number. The premise is that schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates
The [’Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) was originally designed to inform local fans about what to expect at their respective stadiums in terms of heat and humidity. It has since evolved.
**The [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) [‘Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) Picks for Week Seven**
**[Alabama at Missouri](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/faurot-field-at-memorial-stadium/65201/hourly-weather-forecast/53597_poi?day=2&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)**
Partly sunny and beautiful
RealFeel®76°
RealFeel Shade™72°
Max UV Index4.0 (Moderate)
WindENE 7 mph
Scale of Sultry Score: 4
Missouri will be downright pleasant feeling at game time which is good news for the fans in attendance and very bad news for the Missouri Tiger football team. Players from the Crimson Tide work out in air so thick and hot normal people would give up a jog, mowing grass, or a round of golf. The Alabama team is in much better condition and will leave the fourth quarter victorious and quite refreshed.
**[Pittsburgh at Florida State](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/bobby-bowden-field-at-doak-campbell-stadium/32304/hourly-weather-forecast/53551_poi?day=2&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)**
Beautiful with sunshine and a few clouds.
RealFeel®80°
RealFeel Shade™77°
Max UV Index5.0 (Moderate)
WindNNE 12 mph
Scale of Sultry Score: 6
Many believe that humidity was invented in Florida. “Historic records are hazy at best on this point,” Heraldson said. Unusually nice weather at Bobby Bowden stadium will favor the Seminoles.
**Advantage Florida State**
**[Houston at Oklahoma State](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/boone-pickens-stadium/74075/hourly-weather-forecast/53626_poi?day=2&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)**
Very warm; sun and areas of high clouds in the morning, then partly sunny and breezy in the afternoon
RealFeel®89°
RealFeel Shade™87°
Max UV Index5.0 (Moderate)
WindSSW 10 mph
Scale of Sultry Score: 8
The Cougars will feel right at home under the 91-degree sun expected at Boone Pickens Stadium in Stillwater, OK on Saturday October 11, 2025. “Houston is a city located near the warm waters of the Gulf of America,” Heraldson explained. “A constant southerly breeze and proximity to the equator makes it (Houston) feel like Florida, but less stupid.”
**Advantage Houston.**
**[Washington State at Ole Miss](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/vaught-hemingway-stadium/38677/hourly-weather-forecast/53600_poi?day=2&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)**
Mostly sunny and pleasant
RealFeel®85°
RealFeel Shade™79°
Max UV Index5.0 (Moderate)
WindNE 5 mph
Scale of Sultry Score: 6
People from and who work out in Mississippi will declare this fall weather, and for them 85 degrees is fall. For the Cougars of Pullman, Washington, whose climate is mild enough to grow apples, pears and other cool weather crops, not so much. Pullman is more like Michigan than it is Mississippi. Look for a wilted crop of Cougars.
**Advantage Ole Miss.**
**[Indiana at Oregon](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/autzen-stadium/97401/hourly-weather-forecast/53629_poi?day=2&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)**
Mostly cloudy with a little rain
RealFeel®**57°**
RealFeel Shade™**57°**
Max UV Index**1.0 (Low)**
Wind**SSW 7 mph**
Scale of Sultry Score: 2
Chilly with misting rain will make things slipperier than usual. Indiana in summer has enough heat to generate something called ‘corn sweat.’ Hoosiers got all their conditioning in the heat, and it will pay off against the Ducks who will take these conditions as a signal to head south (if they were actual ducks, it’s a metaphor).
**Advantage Indiana.**
**[Texas vs. Oklahoma](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/cotton-bowl/75210/hourly-weather-forecast/196691_poi?day=2&lang=en-us&partner=espn_gc)**
Partly sunny and very warm
RealFeel®93°
RealFeel Shade™88°
Max UV Index5.0 (Moderate)
WindSSE 6 mph
Scale of Sultry Score:
This annual tilt takes place at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, TX. This matters because the climate in Dallas is closer to Austin, TX than it is to Norman, OK. Norman attracts heavy weather like severe thunderstorms and tornados. It gets hot in Oklahoma for certain, but cooler air colliding with warm is what generates all those storms. A longhorn is bread for heat and cactus; they are pretty tough and can turn their season around based on the heat in Dallas October 11, 2025.
**Advantage Texas.**
**Forget Science. What About Naked Sauna People?**
There is no actual science involved in the Scale of Sultry. But the observations are made by someone who likes science and even knows some scientists, so it is practically scientific. The ‘Scale of Sultry’ by [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) works thusly.
Think of a sauna, a place where heat and humidity give naked people (who hopefully remembered a towel to sit on) a place to sit and sweat. A sauna significantly raises the heart rate, which can increase up to 120-150 beats per minute, like moderate to heavy exercise. This occurs because the body tries to cool itself by pumping more blood and widening blood vessels to distribute heat to the skin, and this process can help strengthen the cardiovascular system over time. So, it stands to reason that in a climate that is already feels like a sauna will raise the heart rate and result in better conditioned athletes.
To take this one step further, college football teams from the hotter and more humid climates will be better conditioned than those from less humid and hot locations because they practice and do their conditioning in the heat and humidity. Their bodies are used to the whole pump more blood, widen those vessels because it’s hot routine and are therefore better conditioned.
The difference shows up in every game but especially those where a ‘hot weather’ team plays against one from a cooler locale. “Humidity seems to be the determining factor in this equation,” according to SwampButt Underwear spokesman and resident ‘know it all ‘Nick Heraldson. “Humidity is the amount of moisture in the air. Humid air will feel heavier because there is a higher concentration of moisture in the air. But more importantly, humid air will cause sweat to evaporate more slowly, making sweaty people hotter due to a lack of evaporative cooling.” Evaporative cooling sounds pretty scientific, right?
**Why Does America’s Most Unique Brand Of Men’s Underwear Care?**
The makers of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) love sports, especially the ones where there is a lot of sweat and sweating. College football is unique because fans and players alike will sweat to excess. Men who sweat most from the waist down will experience visible butt sweat or as it is commonly known, swamp butt. “That visible butt sweat really hits the sweet spot for us,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and pop-culture devotee Nick Heraldson. “Wait, that’s a bad analogy.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men. And we really like college football. Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked. United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Fans, Heat, humidity, scale of sultry, Stands, Sultry, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, sweating
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### [The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Predictions for Week 8 of College Football](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-for-week-8-of-the-college-football-season/)
**Published:** October 17, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and stifling like Singapore, Saigon, or Clute) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number.
**Content:**
***SwampButt Underwear Predicting Sweat, Comfort and College Football Game Outcomes…***
UPDATE: For Week 8 the Scale of Sultry was 4 wins and 4 losses. For the season, the Scale of Sultry has picked 21 winners and 11 losses. The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Predictions for Week 8 of College Football. A Clever Promotional Tool for the Country’s Most Uniquely Named Men’s Underwear Company.
Lake Jackson, TX (October 17, 2025)** At first glance what does SwampButt Underwear, a men’s underwear company, college football, how hot and humid those colleges’ location makes them might not seem to have much, if anything, in common. But they do and all come together in the [‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/introducing-the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-for-college-football-games/sweat-news/) or SOS weekly report.
The [’Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) was originally designed to inform local fans about what to expect at their respective stadiums on college football game day in terms of heat and humidity. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made to help solve the problem of visible butt sweat on men. People who go to college football games in the fall, will still experience ‘swamp butt’ regardless of what the calendar says. “October is the 5th month of summer,” according to SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and guy who will not let anyone finish a sentence, Nick Heraldson. The scale has since evolved from giving comfort levels to fans, to a way to also predict the outcome of some college football games. Through the 7th week of college football season the [SOS](https://swampbutt.com/introducing-the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-for-college-football-games/sweat-news/) successfully picked 17 winners and 7 losses. Weather conditions and the opinion that teams located in hotter and more humid locales will produce better conditioned players are all that drive the [SOS](https://swampbutt.com/introducing-the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-for-college-football-games/sweat-news/).**Friday October 17, 2025**
**Louisville at Miami**
**Times of clouds and sun with a shower in spots**
**RealFeel®90°**
**RealFeel Shade™85°**
**Max UV Index3.0 (Moderate)**
**Wind NE 12**
**Scale of Sultry Rating 7**
It’s a night game so the UV rating will not mean much. But the leftover heat from the sunny day along with the humidity will make Hard Rock Stadium downright boggy. Cardinals do best in cooler weather while Hurricanes are the spawn of heat and ocean born humidity.
**Advantage Miami Loss**
Saturday October 18, 2025**
**No. 20 USC at No. 13 Notre Dame**
It never rains in Southern California, but it will Saturday night when the Trojans visit South Bend for a significant rivalry match up. Temperatures at game time are predicted to be in the mid-50’s with plenty of rain in the forecast. “Rain will always make the ball slipperier than when it is not raining,” just one of many insightful remarks from SwampButt Underwear’s corporate spokesman Nick Heraldson. The rain will have a bigger impact on USC, which passes more than the Irish. Lightening could potentially lead to long and pointless delays, as there must be 30 minutes without a strike within 8-10 miles of the stadium. If there is another strike in that range during the 30-minute delay, the clock starts over at another 30 minutes. “Getting hit by lightning is like winning the lottery,” Heraldson said. “It will never happen to you.” Warmer weather year ‘round will make the Trojans the team to beat on Saturday night as their superior conditioning will overcome even the slipperiest, slickest balls the Irish have to offer.
**Scale of Sultry Rating 5**
Sat10/18 71° /56° 88%
Some sun, then turning cloudy with a couple of showers and a thunderstorm; breezy and warm; a rain jacket may be needed for the football game
RealFeel® **69°**
RealFeel Shade™ **69°**
Max UV Index **2.0 (Low)**
Wind **SSW 14 mph**
**Advantage USC Loss**
**LSU at Vanderbilt**
The ‘Swamp Tigers’ from Louisiana will have much thinner blood than the blue bloods of Vanderbilt when this game kicks off at noon eastern time.
**Scale of Sultry Rating 7**
**[Sat10/18](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/firstbank-stadium/37212/weather-tomorrow/53640_poi)**
**[87° /62°](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/firstbank-stadium/37212/weather-tomorrow/53640_poi)**
**[6%](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/firstbank-stadium/37212/weather-tomorrow/53640_poi)**
Turning cloudy and very warm
RealFeel®**86°**
RealFeel Shade™**84°**
Max UV Index**4.0 (Moderate)**
Wind SSW 10 mph
**Advantage LSU Loss**
**Arizona at Houston**
People in Arizona will say about the heat, ‘it’s a dry heat’ meaning that sweat will evaporate faster and cool humans better than in the stifling, misery of Houston’s heat and humidity. Houston will experience a ‘cold front’ early Saturday morning. That front will drop October temperatures from the mid-90’s to a brisk 89 degrees. While no one in Houston will need a sweater or even long pants, they will declare it ‘fall.’
[**10/18**](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/space-city-financial-stadium/77004/weather-tomorrow/53653_poi)
**[89° /73°](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/space-city-financial-stadium/77004/weather-tomorrow/53653_poi)**
**[55%](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/space-city-financial-stadium/77004/weather-tomorrow/53653_poi)**
**Scale of Sultry Rating 8**
Warm and humid with a blend of sun and clouds; a thunderstorm in spots in the afternoon
RealFeel®**95°**
RealFeel Shade™**92°**
Max UV Index**4.0 (Moderate)**
Wind**SSE 8 mph**
**Advantage Houston Win**
**Oklahoma at South Carolina**
While the weather in Oklahoma is in no way worthy of praise when it comes to the heat, it does not hold a soggy candle to South Carolina. “Mold is the state flower of South Carolina,” Heraldson declared. It isn’t, but it could be.
**[Sat10/18](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/williams-brice-stadium/29201/weather-tomorrow/53635_poi)**
**[81° /56°](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/williams-brice-stadium/29201/weather-tomorrow/53635_poi)**
**[1%](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/williams-brice-stadium/29201/weather-tomorrow/53635_poi)**
**Scale of Sultry Rating 6**
Plenty of sunshine
RealFeel®**82°**
RealFeel Shade™**78°**
Max UV Index**4.0 (Moderate)**
Wind**SSW 6 mph**
**Advantage South Carolina. Loss**
**West Virginia at UCF**
Conditions in West Virginia are damp but cooler than Orlando, to say the least. “Cool damp air prepares West Virginians for life inside a coal mine,” said Heraldson. “They will have issues on Saturday with the sauna like conditions of Florida. That along with getting used to sunlight, whole lotta squinting in their futures.”
**[Sat10/18](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/acrisure-bounce-house/32826/weather-tomorrow/53552_poi)**
**[81° /65°](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/acrisure-bounce-house/32826/weather-tomorrow/53552_poi)**
**[1%](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/acrisure-bounce-house/32826/weather-tomorrow/53552_poi)**
**Scale of Sultry Rating 6**
Sunny to partly cloudy and pleasant
RealFeel®**84°**
RealFeel Shade™**79°**
Max UV Index**5.0 (Moderate)**
Wind**ENE 8 mph**
**Advantage UCF Win**
**Ole Miss at Georgia**
Distance from either school to the equator is about the same, or close enough for this rating. Mississippi and Georgia both have heat, humidity, and discomfort for everyone who visits, lives there or competes in college football. With that comes the crisp and biting temperature of 80 degrees on Saturday (sarcasm). Game attendees may well have sweatshirts, hoodies and that letter jacket from high school that reminds you of past accomplishment and signals everyone else that you are such a loser (not sarcasm). “In terms of the ‘SOS’ this game could be a push,” Heraldson said. “A push means even, like a tie. Not a Christmas tie.”
**Scale of Sultry Rating 5**
**[Sat10/18](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/sanford-stadium/30602/weather-tomorrow/53561_poi)**
**[80° /58°](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/sanford-stadium/30602/weather-tomorrow/53561_poi)**
**[8%](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/sanford-stadium/30602/weather-tomorrow/53561_poi)**
Plenty of sunshine
RealFeel®**82°**
RealFeel Shade™**78°**
Max UV Index**4.0 (Moderate)**
Wind**S 6 mph**
**Advantage Georgia Win**
**Texas at Kentucky**
This game is in the evening which will negate the midday weather conditions but will not affect the better conditioned team from Austin, where it is hot and humid. “Austin is humid but not as humid as Houston,” Heraldson said. “But too much urban and suburban growth in and around Austin led to more lawns, parks, green spaces, golf courses with all being watered to excess. It all equates to more evaporation and humidity.” He went on, “Kentucky on the other hand has mountains, cool breezes, moonshine and cousins married to other cousins.”
**Scale of Sultry Rating 4**
**[Sat10/18](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/kroger-field/40502/weather-tomorrow/53578_poi)**
**[84° /63°](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/kroger-field/40502/weather-tomorrow/53578_poi)**
**[6%](https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/kroger-field/40502/weather-tomorrow/53578_poi)**
Warm with the temperature approaching the record of 87 set in 1938 with times of sun and clouds.
RealFeel®84°
RealFeel Shade™81°
Max UV Index4.0 (Moderate)
WindSSW 10 mph
**Advantage Texas Win**
**Background: What Is The Scale of Sultry and Why Should I Care?**
The [‘Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and stifling like Singapore, Saigon, or Clute) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number. The game outcome prediction idea evolved from the premise that schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid produce athletes who are better conditioned than those from more moderate climates. Through Week 7, the SOS picked 17 winners and 7 losers. There are no other factors considered when making these predictions and it does not pick against the spread, just winners and losers.
About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men who suffer from visible butt sweat commonly known as ‘swamp butt.’. (And we really like college football). Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** butt sweat, Heat, Men's Underwear, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, Texas
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### [The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Predictions for Week 9](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-college-football-predictions-for-week-9/)
**Published:** October 24, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
## More Historical Data Fuels the Scale of Sultry
(October 25, 2025) [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) today announced its latest data-driven college football tie in approach to marketing its garments with the release of its Week 9 college football predictions based on the [‘Scale of Sultry,’](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) a proprietary model developed to measure how weather and humidity effect on-field performance. Through Week 8 the scale was 21-11 using weather as the only measure of game outcome.
The model rates conditions on a 1–10 ‘Sultry Index’ and compares each team’s home-climate adaptation to the forecasted game environment. Teams whose home climates align most closely with game-day conditions receive an advantage.
“Football in the South isn’t just about playbooks and penalties — it’s about whether you can breathe” said Harold Nicoll, APR, developer of the model. “Our Scale of Sultry measures which programs are built for hot, humid dare I say swampy Saturdays.” Predictions highlight LSU’s humid advantage over Texas A&M and Oklahoma’s favorable home conditions against Ole Miss. Full data visualizations and reports are available for media review.
**More and Better Data**
For Week 9, the ‘scale added information on the average sultry index for each of the two teams playing. The ‘scale index is also carried out to a decimal place making the measurements more accurate. It also added a predicted winner and the confidence each weather and climate-based prediction had. “I used historic climate data for each team and even added a dome/inside scale,” said SwampButt Underwear owner and inventor of the ‘scale. “I used regression analysis that is to make predictions for marketers and even election outcomes.”
**Week 9 Predictions**
**Matchup****Location****Conditions****Sultry****Home Index****Away Index****Predicted Winner****Confidence**Texas @ Mississippi State Starkville, MS75°F, 72% humidity, 6 mph5.15.25.3Mississippi StateLowOle Miss @ OklahomaNorman, OK70°F, 65% humidity, 7 mph4.14.35.0OklahomaModerateBYU @ Iowa State
Ames, IA
60°F, 65% humidity, 10 mph2.72.92.4Iowa StateLowTexas A&M @ LSU
Baton Rouge, LA
82°F, 78% humidity, 5 mph6.25.45.1LSULowHouston @ Arizona State
Tempe, AZ
82°F, 28% humidity, 7 mph4.34.25.9Arizona StateHighSouth Florida @ MemphisMemphis, TN72°F, 65% humidity, 7 mph4.44.85.7MemphisModerateAlabama @ South Carolina
Columbia, SC
74°F, 70% humidity, 6 mph
4.9
4.9
5.0
South Carolina
Low
Syracuse @ Georgia Tech
Atlanta, GA
72°F, 69% humidity, 7 mph4.54.82.7Georgia TechHighMissouri @ Vanderbilt
Nashville, TN
70°F, 68% humidity, 8 mph
4.2
4.3
3.8
Vanderbilt
Low
Baylor @ CincinnatiCincinnati, OH62°F, 69% humidity, 9 mph3.23.25.2CincinnatiHighOklahoma State @ Texas TechLubbock, TX74°F, 51% humidity, 10 mph3.93.94.2Texas TechLowStanford @ Miami (FL)
Miami, FL
81°F, 75% humidity, 9 mph
5.7
5.7
4.3
Miami (FL)
Moderate
Method: Sultry = 0.6\*Temp + 0.35\*Humidity − 0.15\*Wind (normalized 0–1), scaled to 1–10. Winner = team whose home-climate index is closest to the game’s Sultry score.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that designs and sells moisture-wicking underwear for men who sweat—a lot. Based in the sweltering Gulf Coast of Texas, the company leans on humor, honesty, and performance-focused fabrics to help customers fight embarrassing perspiration. The SwampButt name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable.
SwampButt Underwear products are **made in Texas** and trademarked in the U.S. and abroad.
**Quote for Attribution**
“Our premise is simple,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman *Nick Heraldson*. “Schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. It’s valid enough.”
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, excessive sweating, Heat, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, sweaty
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### [The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Week 10 Predictions](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-week-10/)
**Published:** October 31, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Week 10.
**Content:**
# **Sweat, Strategy, SwampButt Underwear, and College Football**
# **The Scale of Sultry Week 10 Predictions**
*Slug: Using only weather and climate as they affect overall team conditioning to pick college football winners and non-winners, the [SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) (SOS) was 7-5 for Week 9 of the college football season. The SOS is 28-16 for the YTD or 57.14% outcomes predicted correctly.*
*Why does [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) care? Because playing football makes players sweaty. Playing football where the weather is hot and humid makes players sweatier. Wearing [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) makes players and everyone else more un-sweaty or un-sweatier.* *All forecasts are as of Oct 29, 2025. The Scale of Sultry rates climate advantage on a 1–10 scale and converts it into a Sultry Spread (Home minus Visitor). Positive spreads indicate a potential home-climate edge; negative spreads indicate conditions that may suit the visitor.*
**(October 31, 2025)** – The [SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) is back for Week 10 of the NCAA College Football schedule after more success in less time than anyone could have hoped for. During the previous 9 weeks the Scale of Sultry, using only weather and climate information on which team was better conditioned to make its choices predicted correctly picked over 57% of the winning teams. “For people who never excelled at math, it is nothing short of remarkable that they could develop a model like this in the first place, never mind that it works,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesperson and cipher Nick Heraldson. Pundits, prognosticators and left footed punters can make their own comparisons at the [ESPN Power Index](https://www.espn.com/college-football/fpi).
**The Best Conditioned Teams Comes from the Sultriest Places**
College football is supposed to be about strategy, speed, and tradition — but anyone who’s spent a Saturday in Houston, Gainesville, or Oxford knows the real X-factor isn’t talent or coaching. It’s sweat. Or better said, which teams serendipitously benefitted from the better conditioning that comes from training in the heat and humidity of their respective locations.
The [Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-college-football-predictions-for-week-9/sweat-news/), a tongue-in-cheek but meteorologically and methodically grounded model. It measures the hidden advantage that climate and humidity give one team over another. A single point on the Scale can mean the difference between finishing a drive and finishing a Gatorade bottle.
**Week 10 Predictions.**
As Week 10 approaches, temperatures are sliding down the thermometer, but in America’s southern tier, the air is still thick enough to make shoulder pads feel like steamers. Here’s where the weather may quietly tilt the scoreboard. The Muggy Masters: Rice, Florida, and Tennessee
As Rice is in Houston, Rice gets a +2 on the Sultry Scale as the Owls host Memphis. The air around Rice Stadium will be a warm 72 °F with nearly 70 percent humidity — ideal conditions for locals, miserable for visitors. Expect Rice to sweat less and score more. Advantage Rice.
**Georgia vs Florida: Maybe too Drunk to Care**
Down in Jacksonville, the Florida Gators are practically swimming in home advantage. The annual Georgia-Florida showdown feels less like a neutral site and more like a sauna with goalposts. Gators +2. Georgia will need more than talent; they’ll need towels. Advantage Florida.
**Tennessee vs Georgia**
And in Knoxville, Tennessee welcomes Oklahoma into 66 °F humidity that clings like a wet handshake. The Volunteers train in this soup year-round, while the Sooners are used to dry wind. Sultry Spread: +2 for Tennessee — and that might matter in the fourth quarter. Advantage Vols.
## The “Almost Neutral” Zone
Several games fall into the meteorological middle — humid enough to be noticeable, not enough to decide the outcome.
• **South Carolina @ Ole Miss**: Oxford’s delta air earns the Rebels a +1. If either team cramps late, bet it’s the visitors. Advantage Ole Miss.
• **Miami @ SMU**: Mild Dallas humidity gives the Mustangs a faint +1, but it won’t melt the Hurricanes. Advantage Miami.
• **Georgia Tech @ NC State**: Raleigh offers Goldilocks conditions — warm, breathable, balanced. Wolfpack +1.
• West Virginia @ Houston: Saturday humidity helps the Cougars (+1) but not enough to excuse missed tackles. Advantage Houston.
## The Dry Air Division
Where the air gets thin, the sweat stops and the lungs start to burn.
- **Cincinnati @ Utah**: Altitude beats humidity every time. Utah’s dryness and thin air will leave the Bearcats gasping. Advantage Cincy.
• **Virginia @ California**: Berkeley’s 68 °F and 50 percent humidity feel like playing inside an air filter. Advantage Cavaliers (–1 Sultry Spread).
• **Notre Dame @ Boston College**: Cold, dry, and unsympathetic. No sultry advantage here — just visible breath and frozen fingers. Advantage Notre Dame.
• **USC @ Nebraska**: The Trojans’ biggest opponent isn’t Nebraska — it’s the 14-mph wind. Cornhuskers +1.
• **Texas Tech @ Kansas State:** Plains weather neutralizes everything — dry, equal, no excuses. Push.
## Cool, Crisp, and Calculated
When humidity dips below 60 percent, football turns into engineering.
**Penn State @ Ohio State** in rainy Columbus is all about traction and gloves, not sweat. Advantage Ohio State.
**Louisville @ Virginia Tech** swaps humidity for altitude — the mountain air makes for short breaths but sharp focus. Each earns a +1 for the home team, but not enough to change Vegas. Advantage Louisville.
**Go Full Analysis and Show Your Work**
**Matchup****Forecast****Home Score****Visitor Score****Sultry Spread****Interpretation**West Virginia @ Houston62°F, clear, 59–60% RH32+1Mild home advantage for Houston, which remains comfortable in daytime damp. Advantage HoustonMemphis @ Rice72°F, 68% RH53+2Sticky Houston air helps Rice hold late-game stamina; clear humidity advantage. Advantage Sticky Rice.Penn State @ Ohio State49°F, rain likely220Both play in similar cool, wet conditions. Advantage Buckeyes.Miami @ SMU
60°F, 67% RH
3
2
+1
Slight Dallas comfort edge, but Miami’s used to worse; minimal impact overall. Advantage Miami.
Louisville @ Virginia Tech55°F, 60% RH21+1Cool mountain air slightly favors Virginia Tech; stamina advantage small but real. Advantage Virginia Tech.Georgia @ Florida74°F, 63% RH64+2Classic swamp conditions in Jacksonville; Gators thrive, Bulldogs wilt. Advantage Gators.Notre Dame @ Boston College48°F, 58% RH12–1Crisp air and low humidity benefit Notre Dame.Texas Tech @ Kansas State
61°F, 52% RH
2
2
0
Identical plains climates neutralize environmental factors entirely. Advantage K-State.
Virginia @ California
68°F, 54% RH
1
2
–1
Dry, mild air favors the Cavaliers slightly in Berkeley’s perfect conditions. Advantage Virginia.
South Carolina @ Ole Miss
73°F, 66% RH
5
4
+1
Sticky Mississippi air supports Ole Miss’ endurance advantage late in the game. Advantage Rebels.
Georgia Tech @ NC State63°F, 59% RH43+1Moderate humidity gives the Wolfpack a comfort edge in a balanced climate. Advantage N.C. State.USC @ Nebraska59°F, 56% RH21+1Cool wind and low humidity favor the Cornhuskers.Oklahoma @ Tennessee66°F, 64% RH53+2Humidity in Knoxville gives Tennessee the upper hand in conditioning and tempo.Cincinnati @ Utah56°F, 38% RH12–1Altitude beats humidity; Utah wins by oxygen management rather than sweat.Vanderbilt @ Texas67°F, 56% RH, chance of showers43+1Mild, moderately humid Austin conditions give Texas a small comfort edge; weather likely not decisive.## Statistical Takeaways (Updated)
Out of 15 total matchups analyzed:
• 8 games show a measurable home-climate advantage (+1 or greater).
• 3 games register as fully neutral (Sultry Spread = 0).
• 4 games favor the visiting team (negative spread), primarily due to dry or cold conditions.
• The median Sultry Score across all venues remains ~3.0.
## Visual Summary by Category
- Muggy Masters (+2 advantage): Rice, Florida, Tennessee.
• Moderate Humidity (+1 advantage): Houston, SMU, Virginia Tech, Ole Miss, NC State, Nebraska, Texas.
• Neutral (0 spread): Ohio State, Kansas State.
• Dry/Airborne (–1 advantage to visitor): Notre Dame, Virginia, Utah.
## Conclusion
Adding Vanderbilt @ Texas reinforces the theme: Austin’s mild humidity confers a small home comfort edge, but it likely won’t decide the outcome by itself. Houston and Oxford remain the week’s most impactful humidity sites, while Salt Lake City and Berkeley flip the script with dry air and (for Utah) altitude.
## The Final Takeaway
The Scale of Sultry isn’t a gimmick — it’s a reflection of human biology meeting meteorology. Teams that train in heat adapt to fatigue differently than those that don’t. Sweat, as it turns out, is a competitive asset. Methodology: The ‘Scale of Sultry’ compares each team’s home-climate index with game-day weather conditions. Teams whose home climates align most closely with game-day conditions gain an advantage.
If Week 10’s weather holds, expect the southern and coastal teams to enjoy a late-game conditioning edge, while the high-plains and mountain programs trade humidity for oxygen debt.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) — the only brand brave enough to measure this madness — reminds fans that moisture management matters. Whether you’re playing, watching, or screaming at referees, don’t let humidity win. SwampButt Underwear is a real company that designs and sells moisture-wicking underwear for men who sweat—a lot. Based in the sweltering Gulf Coast of Texas, the company leans on humor, honesty, and performance-focused fabrics to help customers fight embarrassing perspiration. The SwampButt name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable.
SwampButt Underwear products are **made in Texas** and trademarked in the U.S. and abroad.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Forecast for Week 11](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-college-football-forecast-for-week-11/)
**Published:** November 7, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry indexes for College Football outcomes.
**Content:**
***The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is an unlikely but pretty good predictor of game results…***
*Why does [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) care? Because playing football makes players sweaty. Playing football where the weather is hot and humid makes players sweatier. Wearing [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) makes players and everyone else more un-sweaty or un-sweatier.* *All forecasts are as of November 7, 2025. The Scale of Sultry rates climate advantage on a 1–10 scale and converts it into a Sultry Spread (Home minus Visitor). Positive spreads indicate a potential home-climate edge; negative spreads indicate conditions that may suit the visitor.*
November 7, 2025 – Few understood the link between [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) and college football predictions at first. But with a winning percentage of correct picks that rivals other older and better-established methods, the [SwampButt Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) continues to link weather, climate, and their effects on conditioning to winning teams.
For the first ten weeks of the college football season the [Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) picked 34 wins against 23 incorrect picks. For week 10 the scale posted its first losing percentage going only 6-7. “With cooler weather and more evenly matched conference matchups, the differences between teams and the ability of the ‘Scale’ to make correct choices is evening up,” according to SwampButt Underwear’s corporate spokesman and ‘numberologist’ Nick Heraldson. “The curve is definitely flattening out as the season progresses. But, we are staying with the methodology regardless as an experiment in predictive ‘numberology’,”
**SwampButt Underwear Week Eleven Predictions**
Below are the projected weather conditions and [SwampButt Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) assessments for select college football games scheduled for November 6, and 7, 2025. [The Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) measures the combined effects of temperature, humidity, and wind on perceived discomfort, particularly during athletic events like college football. A higher Sultry Index (1–10) indicates more oppressive, humid conditions favoring teams accustomed to such climates.
## November 7, 2025 – College Football SwampButt Underwear Sultry Forecast
**Game****Sultry Index Estimate****Home‑Climate Advantage****Prediction**Houston @ UCF6.0UCF (accustomed to humid nights)UCF winTexas A&M @ Missouri5.5Texas A&M (warmer climate edge)Texas A&M winBYU @ Texas Tech4.0Texas Tech (dry West Texas climate)Texas Tech winGeorgia @ Mississippi State6.3Miss State (home in similar humidity)Miss State winAuburn @ Vanderbilt5.2Auburn (used to higher humidity)Auburn winSyracuse @ Miami6.8Miami (tropical humidity)Miami winLSU @ Alabama6.5LSU (deep South acclimation)LSU winNorthwestern @ USC4.5USC (mild coastal conditions)USC winIndiana @ Penn State3.8Penn State (cool fall advantage)Penn State winOregon @ Iowa4.2Iowa (cooler, dry conditions)Iowa winWake Forest @ Virginia5.0Wake Forest (slightly more humid home climate)Wake Forest winNavy @ Notre Dame3.5Notre Dame (cool northern autumn)Notre Dame winLouisiana Tech @ Delaware4.8Louisiana Tech (humidity edge)Louisiana Tech winDuke @ UConn3.7Duke (southern conditioning advantage)Duke winFlorida State @ Clemson5.6Florida State (accustomed to tropical humidity)Florida State winKansas @ Arizona4.0Arizona (dry, desert climate)Arizona winIowa State @ TCU4.5TCU (mild North Texas fall)TCU winThe Sultry Index is a qualitative 1–10 scale estimating heat‑humidity discomfort. Values above 6 indicate sweaty, fatiguing conditions that may favor Gulf‑ or Atlantic‑Coast teams; values below 4 represent cooler, drier conditions typical of northern autumn play.
**SwampButt Underwear Company Background**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that designs and sells moisture-wicking underwear for men who sweat—a lot. Based in the sweltering Gulf Coast of Texas, the company leans on humor, honesty, and performance-focused fabrics to help customers fight embarrassing perspiration. The SwampButt Underwear name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable.
SwampButt Underwear products are **made in Texas**. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the U.S. and abroad. We paid a lot for the trademark so please only use it with permission.
**Quote for Attribution**
“Our premise is simple,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman *Nick Heraldson*. “Schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. It’s valid enough.”
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Fans, Heat, Men's Underwear, Stands, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry – Week 12](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-week-12/)
**Published:** November 15, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Week 12 of the college football season lands on Saturday, November 15, and the weather is out here doing its best impression of a defensive coordinator: confusing, relentless, and determined to make somebody miserable.
**Content:**
Because some college football games are decided by schemes, some by talent, and some because one team’s backside just can’t handle the humidity. Every week college football teams across the fruited plain lose games they should not while other emerge victorious when their victories ought to have been a lead pipe cinch. “Sports in general and following the team from where you graduated are part of the American culture,” said surprisingly insightful bystander and [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Our shared beliefs, rituals, and loyalties are all or part borrowed from sports.”
***SwampButt Scale of Sultry Week 12.***Entire sports radio, blogosphere and television programs devote hours of really expensive time to discussing reasons for why one team will win while another will not. [ESPN’s ‘Game Day’](https://ugawire.usatoday.com/story/sports/college/bulldogs/football/2025/11/14/college-gameday-announces-week-12-location-georgia/87255634007/) and [Fox Sports ‘Big Noon Kickoff’](https://www.foxsports.com/big-noon-kickoff-experience) are national programs that are aired before college football games begin. The day starts at noon eastern time and extends well into the night and even the next morning with games aired in prime time and other tilts in the western U.S. and Hawaii stretching past midnight.
## Introduction to Week 12
Week 12 of the college football season lands on Saturday, November 15, and the weather is out here doing its best impression of a defensive coordinator: confusing, relentless, and determined to make somebody miserable.
To help make sense of it, we once again turn to the SwampButt Scale of Sultry – a simple but brutally honest index that rates each game’s sweat factor from 1 (crisp and comfy) to 10 (industrial-strength underwear required). We also call out which team enjoys the Sultry Advantage – the one more accustomed to living, practicing, and thriving in the stickiness.
## The SwampButt Scale of Sultry
Scale: 1 = Dry & brisk, 10 = “Why does my spine feel damp?”
The SwampButt Scale is a humidity-forward, discomfort-driven, sweat-probability metric crafted for college football environments where the weather does not merely “factor in” to the game—it actively sabotages it.
## Why Sultry Advantage Matters
Teams accustomed to heat, humidity, and swamp-like conditions develop a physiological tolerance: improved sweat efficiency, better hydration timing, and mental resilience to playing in what feels like a damp greenhouse.
Teams from cold or dry regions often fade in the second half when the humidity starts winning battles their defensive line cannot. Limited data confirms that individuals and teams who drill and practice in the heat are better conditioned than those from nicer more temperate climates. “That’s a true fact, you can look it up on the Google if you don’t believe it,” Heraldson charged.
**Links to Week 12 Broadcasts**
[**No. 1 Ohio State** vs. UCLA, 7:30 p.m. on Saturday, Nov. 15](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6459550)
[**No. 2 Indiana** vs. Wisconsin, 12 p.m. on Saturday, Nov. 15](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6459310)
[**No. 3 Texas A&M** vs. South Carolina, 12 p.m. on Saturday, Nov. 15](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6458999)
- [No. 4 Alabama vs. No. 11 Oklahoma, 3:30 p.m. on ABC](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6459559)
- [No. 5 Georgia vs. No. 10 Texas, 7:30 p.m. on ABC](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6459418)
- [No. 6 Texas Tech vs. UCF, 3:30 p.m. on FOX](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6458937)
- [No. 7 Ole Miss vs. Florida, 7 p.m. on ESPN](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6458811)
- [No. 9 Notre Dame vs. No. 22 Pitt, 12 p.m. on ABC](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6459532)
- [No. 12 BYU vs. TCU, 10:15 p.m. on ESPN](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6459043)
- [No. 13 Utah vs. Baylor, 7 p.m. on ESPN2](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6459198)
- [No. 15 Miami (Fla.) vs. NC State, 3:30 p.m. on ESPN](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6459203)
- [No. 16 Georgia Tech vs. Boston College, 3:30 p.m. on ACC Network](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6459617)
- [No. 17 USC vs. No. 21 Iowa, 3:30 p.m. on Big Ten Network](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6459381)
- [No. 18 Michigan vs. Northwestern, 12 p.m. on FOX](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6459604)
- [No. 19 Virginia vs. Duke, 3:30 p.m. on ESPN2](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6458927)
- [No. 23 Tennessee vs. New Mexico State, 4:15 p.m. on SEC Network](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6459404)
- [No. 24 South Florida vs. Navy, 12 p.m. on ESPN2](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6458882)
- [No. 25 Cincinnati vs. Arizona, 12 p.m. on F](https://www.ncaa.com/game/6459464)
## SwampButt Scale of Sultry Summary
Whether scouting matchups, tracking potential upsets, or simply observing which teams will be battling the elements as much as each other, the Week 12 SwampButt Scale offers a uniquely honest, scientifically adjacent snapshot of college football weather misery.
May forecasts be accurate, your picks be profitable, and your underwear remain mercifully dry.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men who suffer from visible butt sweat commonly known as ‘swamp butt.’.(And we really like college football). Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** butt sweat, College Football, excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Fans, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, sweating, sweaty, Texas
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### [SwampButt Underwear 'Scale of Sultry' Predicts College Football Games](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-scale-of-sultry-is-a-numeric-index-from-1-to-10-developed-by-the-company-swampbutt-underwear-to-assess-how-hot-and-humid-sultry-conditions-will-be-at-college-football-games/)
**Published:** November 15, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The SwampButt Scale of "Sultry" is a numeric index from 1 to 10 developed by the company SwampButt Underwear to assess how hot and humid (sultry) conditions will be at college football games. The scale is used to predict game outcomes based on which team is better conditioned to play in those specific weather conditions.
**Content:**
The **SwampButt Scale of “Sultry”** is a numeric index from 1 to 10 developed by the company [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/category/sweat-news/) to assess how hot and humid (sultry) conditions will be at college football games. The scale is used to predict game outcomes based on which team is better conditioned to play in those specific weather conditions.
SwampButt Underwear mascot Rufus believes it is possible to predict which college football teams have the advantage over their competition based on the ‘SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry.’The Scale Explained
- **1 (Not Sultry at All):** Conditions are cool and comfortable.
- **10 (Unbearably Hot and Stifling):** Conditions are extremely hot and humid, compared to places like Singapore, Saigon, or Clute, Texas.
The scale incorporates several weather variables into a single number, including:
- Temperature
- Humidity
- Wind direction and speed
- Cloud cover and precipitation
**Purpose and Methodology**
The primary premise behind the “Scale of Sultry” is that college football teams from hot, humid climates (like the U.S. South) are better conditioned to handle “sultry” game-day conditions than teams from cooler, milder regions. This conditioning advantage, developed through regular practice in challenging weather, is believed to impact player performance, especially in the fourth quarter of a game. The company, known for its humorous marketing and performance-focused underwear for men who sweat a lot, uses this “unscientific” yet data-driven model to make college football predictions and highlight the importance of moisture management.
**SwampButt Scale of Sultry Summary**
Whether scouting matchups, tracking potential upsets, or simply observing which teams will be battling the elements as much as each other, the Week 12 SwampButt Scale offers a uniquely honest, scientifically adjacent snapshot of college football weather misery.
May forecasts be accurate, your picks be profitable, and your underwear remain mercifully dry.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men who suffer from visible butt sweat commonly known as ‘swamp butt.’.(And we really like college football). Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission.
For more weather information go to: [National Weather Service](https://www.weather.gov).
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Heat, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, sweating, Texas
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### [According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry For Week 14](https://swampbutt.com/according-to-the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-for-week-14/)
**Published:** November 22, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
***According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry…***
**Late-Season Heat and Humidity Reshape Today’s College Football Landscape**
November 22, 2025 (Lake Jackson, TX) As college football enters its final stretch before championship season, atmospheric conditions across the nation are shaping more than just tailgates. According to [SwampButt Underwear’s](https://swampbutt.com/) [Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-scale-of-sultry-is-a-numeric-index-from-1-to-10-developed-by-the-company-swampbutt-underwear-to-assess-how-hot-and-humid-sultry-conditions-will-be-at-college-football-games/sweat-news/), today’s matchups unfold under dramatically different weather profiles, giving certain programs a clear competitive edge. The proprietary [Scale of Sultry,](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-scale-of-sultry-is-a-numeric-index-from-1-to-10-developed-by-the-company-swampbutt-underwear-to-assess-how-hot-and-humid-sultry-conditions-will-be-at-college-football-games/sweat-news/) which evaluates temperature, humidity, and climate familiarity on a 0-to-10 index, highlights which teams are best positioned to benefit from today’s conditions.
Games played in Florida and Texas dominate the upper end of the [Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-scale-of-sultry-is-a-numeric-index-from-1-to-10-developed-by-the-company-swampbutt-underwear-to-assess-how-hot-and-humid-sultry-conditions-will-be-at-college-football-games/sweat-news/) spectrum. Tennessee at Florida tops the national board with a Sultry Index of 8.0, driven by Gainesville’s high humidity and 80-degree temperatures—conditions that heavily favor the home-team Gators. TCU at Houston ranks close behind, where humid 80-degree air gives Houston a sizable natural advantage.
In Alabama, Texas A&M, and Georgia, warm and sticky conditions place visiting teams at a notable disadvantage. Matchups such as Eastern Illinois at Alabama and Arkansas at Texas show strong home-field climatic advantages, reflected in win-probability projections favoring the SEC programs.
By contrast, northern venues present a different challenge. Wind-chill and seasonal cold dominate games like Illinois at Wisconsin and Syracuse at Notre Dame, where Sultry Index values fall to the bottom of the national rankings. These cold-weather contests tilt strongly toward teams acclimated to late-autumn temperatures.
Altitude and dryness play a major role in the west. Arizona State at Colorado and Kansas State at Utah show strong advantage signals for the home teams due to thin mountain air and colder-than-average conditions for late November.
Across all 18 games analyzed today, climatic familiarity proved to be a meaningful predictor of comfort, fatigue, and overall readiness. Win-probability estimates built from the [Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-scale-of-sultry-is-a-numeric-index-from-1-to-10-developed-by-the-company-swampbutt-underwear-to-assess-how-hot-and-humid-sultry-conditions-will-be-at-college-football-games/sweat-news/) give warm-climate home teams a substantial statistical boost, while cold-weather and altitude programs hold equally potent advantages in their regions.
As the season nears completion, today’s lineup demonstrates a simple truth: the weather doesn’t just set the stage—it shapes the story.
**Why Does America’s Most Unique Brand Of Men’s Underwear Care?**
The makers of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) love sports, especially the ones where there is a lot of sweat and sweating. College football is unique because fans and players alike will sweat to excess. Men who sweat most from the waist down will experience visible butt sweat or as it is commonly known, swamp butt. “That visible butt sweat really hits the sweet spot for us,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and pop-culture devotee Nick Heraldson. “Wait, that’s a bad analogy.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men. And we really like college football. Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked. United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Heat, Men's Underwear, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear
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### [SwampButt Underwear Reminds Sweaty American Men That Summer Doesn’t End With the School Bell](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-reminds-sweaty-american-men-that-summer-doesnt-end-with-the-school-bell/)
**Published:** August 15, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Reminds Sweaty American Men That Summer Doesn’t End With the School Bell.
**Content:**
# *SwampButt Underwear Reminds Sweaty American Men That Summer Doesn’t End With the School Bell…*
## **School May Have Started But Summer Is Not Over According To SwampButt Underwear.**
**Lake Jackson, TX – August 18, 2025** — Just because school buses are rolling and backpacks are full of pens, pencils, and places for students to hide their smartphones, doesn’t mean summer is over. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/), America’s most candid brand of men’s underwear for sweaty backsides, wants to remind everyone that the heat, humidity and the feeling of swampiness is still alive and well, no matter what the school calendar says. “Just because junior is on the bus, does not mean it’s fall,” according to unmarried and childless [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) spokesman, Nick Heraldson. “My butt crack feels like Saigon during the monsoon season.” When told there was no longer a city named Saigon but that it was known now as “Ho Chi Min City” Heraldson responded, “OK, then Singapore.”
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/Rufus-at-the-school-bus.png)*SwampButt Underwear Reminds Sweaty American Men That Summer Doesn’t End With the School Bell.***When Fall Starts**
Fall officially begins September 22 but try telling that to someone stuck on an aluminum or plastic stadium seat, golf cart or leather car seat in 96-degree heat. “August and September are the sweatiest months in many parts of the country, Heraldson said. “Our customers know it. Their shorts know it. Their underwear shows it.” [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/), designed specifically for men who suffer from visible butt sweat, is made with moisture-wicking performance fabric that pulls sweat away from the body, helping to keep wearers dry and publicly presentable — even in the face of rising temps, outdoor school events, or overzealous tailgates.
**The Lie of Autumn: Pumpkin Spice ≠ Cold Weather**
Retailers love to roll out the fall gear early, but SwampButt is calling foul. “Just because some dude with man bun and nose piercing at the fancy coffee store (the lawyers told us not to say ‘Starbucks’) poured nutmeg on a latte doesn’t mean you need to break out the corduroy,” Heraldson added. “It’s still hot. You’re still sweating. Your butt still needs us.”
SwampButt’s message is simple: Don’t let the illusion of fall lure you into complacency. If your backside is still broiling in the bleachers or puddling in the pickup truck or the will call line, you’re not alone — and you don’t have to suffer needlessly.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/Alligator-at-the-Bus-Stop.png)*Rufus at the school bus. SwampButt Underwear Reminds Sweaty American Men That Summer Doesn’t End With the School Bell.*“Until the first cold front actually arrives sometime in late November, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) remains your last, best line of defense,” Heraldson said. “School is in. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) season is still out of control.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All SwampButt Underwear is made right here in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** school, summer, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, sweaty, Texas
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### [Special Notice from SwampButt Underwear… Safeguarding Students Proven Strategies Against Heat-Related Illnesses](https://swampbutt.com/special-notice-from-swampbutt-underwear-safeguarding-students-proven-strategies-against-heat-related-illnesses/)
**Published:** August 18, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Recognize the signs of heat exhaustion—dizziness, cramps, nausea—and if symptoms occur, stop activities immediately. Seek cool shade and hydrate.
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/Swamp-Heat-and-Time-Check.png)*Recognize the signs of heat exhaustion—dizziness, cramps, nausea—and if symptoms occur, stop activities immediately. Seek cool shade and hydrate.*# **Special Notice from SwampButt Underwear… Safeguarding Students Proven Strategies Against Heat-Related Illnesses**
As the school year begins in mid-August, many students take part in outdoor activities such as football practice, marching band, cheerleading, cross-country track, volleyball, tennis, and even golf. Unfortunately, this time of year also coincides with the hottest period in many regions, increasing the risk of heat-related illnesses and, in severe cases, fatalities. According to the [NFHS website](https://nfhs.org/stories/as-practices-begin-for-fall-sports-and-marching-band-steps-must-be-taken-to-prevent-heat-illness), historically, most heat-related fatalities and catastrophic events occur during pre-season practices.
Educators and coaches bear a serious responsibility not only to teach skills—like blocking, tackling, and marching 6 steps every 5 yards—but also to safeguard their students in these challenging conditions. The risk is heightened for those not accustomed to heat exposure. “No one, not students, coaches, teachers, or equipment managers can spend the summer in air conditioning playing [EA Sports NCAA Football 2026](https://www.ea.com/games/ea-sports-college-football/college-football-26) and then go out in the heat without feeling its effects,” notes Nick Heraldson, spokesman for SwampButt Underwear. “This highlights a significant difference between playing sports in a video game versus reality.” The good news? All heat-related illnesses are preventable.
**Understanding the Risks of Heat Illness**
Research indicates that heat-related illnesses can develop when temperatures exceed 80°F, especially in high humidity conditions. For instance, imagine the dangers when temperatures soar to 95 degrees with high humidity. “Low temperatures in Southeast Texas are often around 78-80 degrees,” points out Heraldson. Extended exposure to high heat can lead to exertional heat illnesses (EHIs) among student-athletes, resulting in heat cramps, heat exhaustion, and the life-threatening heat stroke.
An estimated 9,000 high school athletes in the United States receive treatment for EHIs annually. Football players face a significantly higher risk—11.4 times greater than the average for other sports—amounting to 4.42 per 100,000 athlete exposures. Consequently, most EHIs occur in August, as athletes may not be acclimatized to the heat.
**Timing Matters**
Almost one-third of reported EHIs during football practices happen more than 2 hours into the session. Data from the [National Center for Catastrophic Sport Injury](https://nccsir.unc.edu/). Research shows that since 1982, 67 high school athletes have succumbed to exertional heat illness, with the majority (52%) occurring in August. Notably, 94% of those fatalities involve football linemen.
- At least 50 high school football players have died from heat stroke in the past 25 years.
- Excluding football, boys and girls show similar EHI rates in comparable sports.
- A significant portion (37.1%) of student-athletes experiencing EHIs are classified as obese, establishing BMI as a risk factor, particularly in football.
- Heat cramps (39%), heat exhaustion (27%), and dehydration (29%) are the most frequently reported EHIs in college athletes.
“All these percentages tell a compelling story,” states Heraldson. “The extreme heat at the start of the school year isn’t just uncomfortable—it’s dangerous.”
Students in marching bands also face similar risks. Unlike athletes, there are no national standards to keep marching band members safe. [Andrew Grundstein from the University of Georgia](https://geography.uga.edu/directory/people/andrew-j-grundstein), one of the few scholars studying heat’s effects on marching band members, notes a lack of comprehensive studies on their health risks.
**Essential Protection Strategies**
To ensure student safety during outdoor activities in hot weather, consider implementing the following strategies:
1. **Hydration is Key** : Encourage regular hydration before, during, and after practices. Make water accessible and consider providing electrolyte-replenishing sports drinks. Educate students on recognizing their thirst cues.
2. **Adjust Practice Schedules** : Schedule practices during cooler parts of the day, such as early morning or late afternoon, and limit outdoor activities during peak heat hours (10 a.m. to 4 p.m.).
3. **Acclimatization** : Gradually increase the intensity and duration of practices over the first week or two of school to allow students to adjust to the heat safely.
4. **Frequent Rest Breaks** : Implement regular breaks to cool down, preferably in shaded areas. Encourage light stretching to prevent muscle cramping.
5. **Educational Efforts** : Provide education on recognizing signs of heat illness, such as dizziness, heavy sweating, confusion, and nausea. Establish a clear protocol for emergencies if these symptoms arise.
6. **Appropriate Clothing** : Advise students to wear lightweight, loose-fitting, light-colored clothing to stay cool. Moisture-wicking materials are ideal for outdoor activities.
7. **Utilize Cooling Techniques** : Alongside regular hydration, utilizing cooling towels, misting fans, or ice packs can help lower body temperature during breaks.
8. **Weather Monitoring** : Keep a vigilant eye on the heat index and be prepared to modify or cancel activities when conditions are extreme.
By implementing these strategies, schools can significantly reduce the risk of heat-related incidents within their student populations.
**Join the Conversation: Success Stories and Community Involvement**
Many schools are already experiencing positive results after implementing heat safety protocols, with both parents and athletes feeling much more secure during practices. We encourage schools, coaches, and communities to prioritize heat safety and adopt these measures.
What specific actions has your school taken to alleviate heat stress? We invite you to share your success stories with us. By collaborating and sharing best practices, we can work together to protect our students during this critical time and ensure they experience a safe and successful school year.
**Final Thoughts: Smart Strategies for Managing the Heat**
Experts recommend shifting outdoor workouts to early morning or evening when temperatures and humidity levels are more bearable. Encourage students and staff to stay hydrated by consistently drinking water, using electrolyte packets, and avoiding sugary or caffeinated beverages. Wearing light-colored, loose, and breathable clothing, along with applying broad-spectrum SPF sunscreen before heading outdoors, is also crucial.
When possible, consider opting for indoor exercises or air-conditioned spaces, or take cooling breaks at public libraries or community centers.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** August, College Football, excessive sweat, excessive sweating, football practice, marching band, Record Heat, SwampButt, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear Last Half of August Buy One Get One Sale](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-last-half-of-august-buy-one-get-one-sale/)
**Published:** August 19, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Last Half of August Buy One Get One Sale.
**Content:**
# SwampButt Underwear Last Half of August Buy One Get One Sale
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[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/SwampButt-Sale-Rufus-BOGO.png)***SwampButt Underwear Last Half of August Buy One Get One Sale***The addition of the free pair of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) occurs at checkout. There will be a second, identical pair priced at $0.00 in your cart at checkout. This requires no action by anyone during purchase. The amount of postage is automatically figured and added. Easy!
This is a very limited time offer. I think we said the end of August, so don’t wait. Stop whatever you are doing and click this link: to get not one but two pairs of your favorite men’s underwear (it’s SwampButt Underwear).
**About SwampButt Underwear**
Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made right here in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission. Go now!
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** BOGO, Buy One Get One Free, free
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### [SwampButt Underwear Sweating Out Week One Of The College Football Season…](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-sweating-out-week-one-of-the-college-football-season/)
**Published:** September 2, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** You hate to say that without Tom Brady, Bill Belichick does not have all those Super Bowl Rings or overall coaching success. But after Monday night’s bare-bottomed spanking against TCU, it sure looks that way.
**Content:**
# ***[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) Sweating Out Week One Of The College Football Season*…**
## **Mismanaged Expectations Lead to Unexpected Outcomes and Disappointment**
September 3, 2025 (Lake Jackson, TX) If there is a storyline for week 1 of the 2025 NCAA College Football Season, it is how a summer full of prediction turned out to be so wrong in so many different places. [Arch Manning](https://www.si.com/college/texas/football/arch-manning-doubles-down-self-criticism-after-week-1#:~:text=The%20Texas%20Longhorns%20take%20on,what%20we%20need%20to%20win.%22) at Texas stank up most of Ohio (a real trick given the existing smell). [Bill Belichick](https://nypost.com/2025/09/01/sports/bill-belichicks-unc-debut-turns-into-disaster-after-months-of-hype/), coach at North Carolina, looked lost in his hapless debut against [TCU](https://www.chron.com/sports/college/article/tcu-football-trolling-bill-belichick-21026388.php) losing 41-14. Alabama bumbled its way to embarrassment at the hands of Florida State, a school with just 2 wins last season. While none of these people are on any ‘hot seat’ it is clear that a lot of experts, podcasters, pundits, and prognosticators, were all wrong about a whole lot. What happened? And why aren’t those guys all fired? SwampButt Underwear Sweating Out Week One Of The College Football Season.
**Arch Manning, Texas**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Arch-and-Bill.png)*While none of these people are on any ‘hot seat’ it is clear that a lot of experts, podcasters, pundits, and prognosticators, were all wrong about a whole lot. What happened?*Texas was ranked number one in the preseason polls. Starting quarterback and football royalty Arch Manning was the favorite to win the Heisman Trophy and a projected first round draft pick for the NFL as recently as Friday morning. On Saturday, Manning’s first pass bounced in front of his receiver. At halftime he completed 5 passes for a whopping 17 yards. He finished 17-30 for 170 yards. Texas lost 14-7, a game they should have won for several reasons. Instead of taking field goals on 4th and goal a couple of times, the horns went for it and were turned away. “Three points is way ahead of no points,” said often fired former coach and SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “At one point in the game, Manning had more commercial endorsements than completions. He is the definition of image and style over substance. And how many of those sponsors will be asking for a refund?” Online, fans stated that [Ohio State](https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6592178/2025/09/02/college-football-national-title-odds-ohio-state-texas/) was really good, Texas was on the road and that Manning had first games starter jitters, plus many more excuses for his poor performance. But those excuses were just that. “Manning was billed as this elite performer. But a truly elite performer is the one who overcomes jitters on the road against a really good team and prevails,” Heraldson went on. “Any quarterback from at least 50 other schools could have performed better on that field than Manning did against Ohio State. Heraldson concluded, “Manning is not a complete bust yet, there is a lot of football left. But if anyone at Texas believes they are national title contenders with him at quarterback, they are courting a lot of serious disappointment.” Ohio State was number one and Texas fell to seventh in the September 2, 2025, AP Poll.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Rufus-the-Coach-on-the-Sidelines.tiff.png)*SwampButt Underwear Sweating Out Week One Of The College Football Season.***Bill Belechick, North Carolina**
You hate to say that without Tom Brady, [Bill Belichick](https://www.si.com/college-football/bill-belichick-unc-debut-sports-illustrated-photos) does not have all those Super Bowl Rings or overall coaching success. But after Monday night’s bare-bottomed spanking against TCU, it sure looks that way. While some on X billed Belichick’s as the [‘most anticipated coaching debut in history’](https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1962652535195406568) it went south in a big hurry. “There was those glorious few minutes that North Carolina was ahead, then the football gods recognized the ‘heels’ and it all went to poop,” Heraldson said. It is worth remembering that TCU played for the national finals two years ago and won nine games in ’24. North Carolina has 70 new players on campus and will need to regroup in a big hurry. Prediction, if Belichick stays in Chapel Hill, he will be very successful. “No one can take those Super Bowl Rings away from coach,” Heraldson said. “Plenty of kids will want to play for him.” In fact, while the example comes from college basketball, University of Houston Men’s Basketball Coach Kelvin Sampson is an example of what an experienced coach with professional experience can do with the right amount of ambition and resources. “North Carolina is traditionally a basketball school, so the heat should stay off Belichick and diminish once they have basketball’s ‘midnight madness,’ Heraldson concluded.
**Florida State Over Alabama**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Football-Coach-Rufus-Game-Plan.png)Football is sweaty business so wear SwampButt Underwear.Maybe its cultural. The difference between football at Washington (the school current [Alabama Coach Ken DeBoer](https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/kalen-deboer-buyout-contract-alabama-head-coach/) came from) and the same game at Alabama. Replacing a six-time national champion was always going to be one of the hardest jobs in sports. To fix what was not broken, second year Alabama head coach Ken DeBoer took the perfect situation and broke it. Why take a job like the one at Alabama when there is nowhere to go but down? One reason, Coach Nick Saban retired but left behind great recruiting classes. Another was the overall stability of the Alabama program. The only thing to do in this case was say ‘whatever Coach Saban did, let’s do that.’ Sadly, it looks like DeBoer is confused and surprised by his teams’ performance and is a man with no answers. And while none of these people listed here are candidates for the ‘hot seat’ Coach Kalen DeBoer is definitely warming up. The ‘tide looked uninterested in their opponent. [Florida State](https://seminoles.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/mike-norvell/491) was the opposite. Coming off a 2-win season, the Seminoles whipped what *was* a national title contender. Alabama was at least a step slower than Florida State the entire game and looked just plain bored. “Intangible qualities like effort, discipline and competitiveness were absent from the much more talented Crimson Tide,” Heraldson said. “Like most sports, but especially college, the most important space is between the ears of the players and coaches. Mental preparation and confidence in your teammates cannot be timed with a digital time recording device (once known as a stopwatch) but it is evident when the team with the most talent gets ‘pantsed’ the way Alabama was.”
**Week One Takeaways**
1. Texas is not back, and Arch Manning has a lot to prove to overcome what he did not do against Ohio State.
2. TCU is really good.
3. Florida State has returned to form upsetting an underachieving Alabama team.
4. Bill Belichickchik arrived to a ‘bare cupboard’ at North Carolina. Given time, the cache associated with six Super Bowl championships and his ability as a coach will attract a lot of talent.
5. Miami is for real after beating Notre Dame.
6. LSU could win the SEC West and contend for a title after beating Clemson in their stadium.
7. Auburn is improved as is Baylor. But Auburn Coach Hugh Freeze is in a deep hole at Auburn. It will take more than a winning record to remain at Auburn.
8. Baylor’s coach Dave Aranda will have to be more than an amiable loser to remain in Waco. Although the case could be made that anyone wanting a big payday and ticket out of Waco might just…
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**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Texas
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### [Sweating It Out SwampButt Underwear College Football Week Two… Six Reasons the Heat and Humidity Will Affect Football Outcomes](https://swampbutt.com/sweating-it-out-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-week-two-six-reasons-the-heat-and-humidity-will-affect-football-outcomes/)
**Published:** September 5, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
# ***Sweating It Out SwampButt Underwear College Football Week Two…***
## Six Reasons the Heat and Humidity Will Affect Football Outcomes**
**September 4, 2025 (Lake Jackson, Texas)** Does the weather and specifically the temperature and humidity effect the performance of college football teams? Short answer, yes. Longer answer, we believe so. Weather conditions, especially temperature and humidity, can significantly affect the performance of college football teams. The sweat that accompanies strenuous physical activity in warm and in some instances downright tropical conditions is one that the people at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) study with a lot of interest. Here are a few reasons [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is keen to know more about the impact and how games are won and lost due to a pair of sweaty hands or pair of sweaty butt cheeks:
1. **Physical Conditioning**: Teams that are better conditioned to handle extremely high temperatures tend to perform better. For example, teams used to hot and humid conditions will fare better in games played in similar weather compared to teams from cooler climates. So, invite those Mountain West Schools to the deep south, Texas or Arizona. This will make things tough for them and not so challenging for the home team. The visitors will have hands on hips before halftime.
2. **Hydration and Fatigue**: High humidity combined with high temperatures can lead to quicker fatigue and dehydration, affecting players’ stamina, speed, and overall performance. The higher the humidity the less evaporative cooling occurs and that is really a big wet mess. Coaches should manage players’ hydration levels more carefully in such conditions. Advances in nutrition cause many, but not all, teams to deliver not just water but dissolved minerals in the right amounts more than ever before. Who remembers salt tablets?
3. **Game Strategy**: Weather influences game strategy. Teams adjust their play-calling based on how slippery the field is or how well players can grip the ball in humid conditions. There is a famous example of [Tom Brady and his center at New England sweating out](https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/1205494/2019/09/12/how-do-you-avoid-the-swamp-ass-tom-brady-does-it-by-sticking-a-towel-down-his-centers-pants/) the centering of the ball because the center had terminal swamp butt, making the ball very hard to handle.
4. **Injury Risk**: Extreme weather conditions can also increase the risk of injuries. Heat-related illnesses are a concern in hot weather. Muscle cramps and worse result from heat and humidity combined with poor conditioning and hydration that is lacking. Pickle juice anyone? See the SwampButt Underwear article on **[Safeguarding Students Proven Strategies Against Heat-Related Illnesses.](https://swampbutt.com/special-notice-from-swampbutt-underwear-safeguarding-students-proven-strategies-against-heat-related-illnesses/sweat-news/)**
5. **Psychological Factors**: Players may be affected mentally by extreme weather. A team accustomed to playing in cooler, drier conditions might struggle with motivation, fatigue and focus when facing a hot, humid environment. While not psychological, tiredness is exacerbated in the heat and worse in the humidity. Fatigue will make cowards of us all.
6. **Field Conditions**: Rain or excessive humidity can make the field muddy or slippery, impacting performance. Players may struggle with footing, which can affect speed and agility in the rain. But slippery hands make handling a football very challenging. Ask anyone who has sweaty hands about gripping: a hammer, wrench, shovel, or golf club about what happens with sweaty hands.
Overall, while weather impacts all teams, the degree of impact can vary based on each team’s preparation and personal acclimatization to specific environmental conditions. Teams and their training staff should plan accordingly.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
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**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, excessive sweating, Heat, hydration, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [It's Too Late To Mail Early for Christmas But 1 Bit Of Good News!](https://swampbutt.com/it-is-to-late-to-mail-early/)
**Published:** December 23, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** According to the USPS it is to late to mail early.
**Content:**
It’s Too Late Too Mail Early for Christmas. So Now What?
The United States Postal Service (USPS) motto is ‘mail early.’ Unfortunately, on December 23, 2024, ‘early’ is long past though the need to find gifts is anything but. What is a procrastinator to do? Say hello to web based gift cards. There are plenty of reasons to use gift cards. For example, you forgot.
**Other Reasons To Need A Gift Card**
Life is plenty busy. So for those with poor time management skills, or who cannot decide what to buy someone or don’t want the hassle of shopping, paying, wrapping, delivering, disappointing, taking back for an exchange, not finding what is needed, lost the gift receipt, there is nowhere to park, getting really pissed off at the store and at the ungrateful mutt to whom the gift was given? Well those days are behind the shopping public if gift card is used.
A gift card is perfect for those on any shoppers’ lists who never like anything anyway. It’s a gift card but more. It’s convenient, affordable, hassle free and best of all shows those who receive them that at least one shopper pretended to care about them enough to go online and send them something via e-mail. Is this a great country or what?
Gift cards are more popular in 2024 than ever. Here are some facts about the thing people give when they forgot to get a gift, almost.
**US gift card revenue**
– The US gift card market is expected to generate $324.5 billion in revenue in 2024, which is a 17.7% increase from the previous year.
Global gift card market
– The global gift card market is expected to reach $4.399 trillion by 2032, which is a 16.3% compound annual growth rate (CAGR) from 2024.
Gift card sales
– According to Blackhawk Network, the average shopper plans to spend 48% of their holiday budget on gift cards in 2024, which is higher than the 39% spent in 2023.
**Gift card popularity**
According to Capital One, 71% of holiday shoppers plan to purchase gift cards in 2024.
Gift card use by age group
According to Blackhawk Network, Gen Z and millennials plan to spend 54% of their gift budget on gift cards in 2024, which is higher than the 41% spent in 2023.
Interestingly, Gift Cards are high on the lists of people who make their desires known, according to [Statista](https://www.statista.com/statistics/246622/christmas-gifts-desired-by-us-consumers/). [‘Statista.’](https://www.statista.com/statistics/246622/christmas-gifts-desired-by-us-consumers/)
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/Christmas-Gift-Cards.png)According to Statista, gift cards rank very high as a desired gift this Christmas.SwampButt Underwear is not the first company to be able to offer this service but they are the only men’s underwear brand that anyone who works there knew about. “I’m surprised to learn that other companies are able to do this,” Heraldson said sheepishly. “But I am sure that we are the only men’s underwear brand that does and to prove it, I will investigate this no further.”
An emailed gift card, on the other hand is harder to lose or break while scraping ice off of a windshield. “The age of convenience via the Internet means the need for human contact of any sort will soon go the way of the dinosaur,” said company spokesperson and troubled loner Nick Heraldson. “The day may come when gifts are delivered via aerial drone or ‘beamed’ (like Star Trek) into the homes of gift recipients. But for now, the certificate delivered via e-mail will do.”
**The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card Makes Pretending To Care Easier Than Ever.**
For those who cannot decide what to buy someone or don’t want the hassle of shopping, paying, wrapping, delivering, disappointing, taking back for an exchange, not finding what is needed, lost the gift receipt, there is nowhere to park, getting really pissed off at the store and at the ungrateful mutt to whom the gift was given? Well those days are behind the shopping public (see the pun there) with the SwampButt Underwear Gift Card ([https://swampbutt.com/gift\_card/)](https://swampbutt.com/gift_card/)).
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The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card is available for Christmas and anytime via the company’s web site at [www.swampbutt.com](https://swampbutt.com).
SwampButt Underwear is a real company though many of its ‘news’ announcements are not. Consider satire the most flattering form of flattery. We make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Christmas gift, Giftcard, Mail, USPS
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### [Heat wave forecast across much of U.S.](https://swampbutt.com/heat-wave-forecast-across-much-of-u-s/)
**Published:** June 22, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Heat wave forecast across much of U.S.
**Content:**
NOTE: this article was originally published by CBS News on June 22, 2025.
Here’s when the heat wave forecast across much of U.S. it starts and how long it will last. Nothing screams ‘SwampButt’s a comin’like a heat wave warning. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/shop-swampbutt-underwear/) was invented for men who sweat, a lot. Especially those who suffer from visible butt sweat. A condition that is debilitating because it is embarrassing and gets made fun of even though the men who have it can no more help it than they can any other issue related to appearance. While [SwampButt Underwear ](https://swampbutt.com/shop-swampbutt-underwear/)is no cure, it is useful for evaporating sweat right off those besotted butt cheeks.
**We’re Havin A Heat Wave**
A brutal heat wave is in the forecast across the eastern United States, and it’s expected to bring several days of record-high temperatures into this week. The [National Weather Service](https://www.wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/discussions/hpcdiscussions.php?disc=pmdspd) has called it “the first significant heat wave this season.”
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The NWS said on Sunday that people from the Midwest to the East Coast should expect “numerous daily record maximum and minimum temperatures” through at least Wednesday from the heat wave forcast across much of the U.S.
“Light winds, sunny skies, and a lack of overnight cooling will pose a significant risk to those without adequate cooling and/or hydration,” the NWS said.
More than 150 million Americans are under the highest-level extreme heat alerts. Including heat advisories, the total number affected rises to 200 million. This marks one of the most expansive heat alert events ever, with major population centers from the Midwest to the Northeast under serious heat strain during the heat wave forecast across much of U.S. .
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/ChatGPT-Image-Jun-22-2025-10_13_34-AM.webp)Heat wave forecast across much of U.S.The temperature had already reached 80 degrees Fahrenheit in the Chicago area by 7:30 a.m. Sunday, according to the NWS. Forecasts called for heat indices of between 100 and 105 degrees F. Here’s what to know about the heat wave and how to stay safe during .
**Heat wave forecast**
“Summer has taken its time arriving in the Northeast, but it’s coming in HOT,” the National Weather Service wrote Wednesday in a social media post. “Triple-digit heat indices will be common through next week, with oppressive humidity.”
The heat index is what the actual temperature feels like when it’s combined with relative humidity.
**How long will the heat wave last?**
The heat is expected to shift into the Midwest and Ohio Valley by the end of the weekend and arrive in the Northeast and mid-Atlantic on Sunday through the first half of next week. Parts of the Northeast face a “High Risk” — a greater than 60% chance — of extreme heat through the middle of next week, according to the National Weather Service. Temperatures are forecast to be well into the 90s or even triple digits.
“I cannot emphasize this enough: extreme heat can be deadly,” New York Gov. Kathy Hochul warned. “The best way to stay safe is stay indoors, with air conditioning. This is not the time to start training for the marathon.”
**What constitutes a heat wave?**
A heat wave is a period of unusually hot weather that lasts more than two days, according to the National Weather Service about the heat wave forecast across much of U.S.
It often, but not always, covers a wide area and can expose a large number of people to hazardous heat, which can be extremely dangerous for vulnerable people, including children and the elderly.
**How to stay safe during a heat wave**
The simplest way to way to avoid [heat-related illnesses](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/heat-wave-high-temperatures-safety-heat-stroke-exhaustion/) is to stay out of the sun and avoid extended time outdoors in extreme temperatures, experts say.
If strenuous outdoor activities are unavoidable, you should dress for the heat and wear lightweight, loose-fitting and light-colored clothing, the National Weather Service recommended. You should also stay hydrated by drinking plenty of water, even if you’re not thirsty.
It’s also important to be aware of any symptoms of overheating, which include muscle cramps, unusually heavy sweating, shortness of breath, dizziness, headaches, weakness or nausea, according to the [Centers for Disease Control](https://www.cdc.gov/heat-health/about/index.html?CDC_AA_refVal=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cdc.gov%2Fextreme-heat%2Fprevention%2Findex.html) and Prevention during the heat wave forecast across much of U.S. . If you experience these symptoms, one major sign to seek care is if the symptoms don’t improve after getting into a cooler environment or hydrating, experts say.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Dangerous Heat, excessive sweating, Heat, Heat Index, Record Heat, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear Declares Independence from Visible Butt Sweat](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-declares-independence-from-visible-butt-sweat-with-17-76-price-point-saving-american-men-more-than-just-pride/)
**Published:** June 27, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Declares Independence from Visible Butt Sweat With $17.76 Price Point—Saving American Men More Than Just Pride.
**Content:**
SwampButt Underwear Declares “Independence from Visible Butt Sweat” with $17.76 Price Point—Saving American Men More Than Just Pride With $17.76 Price Point—Saving American Men More Than Just Pride.
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) Declares Independence from Visible Butt Sweat. This Fourth of July, “SwampButt Underwear”>[](https://swampbutt.com) is dropping its flagship moisture-wicking briefs for men from $24.99 to a symbolic $17.76—a nod to 1776 and a liberating alternative to the costly skin problems that spikes every July, when American men move from air conditioned comfort to the outside where picnics, family vacations, fireworks, and ball games all occur. These conditions are uncomfortable and, in many cases, expensive to treat. SwampButt Underwear Declares Independence from Visible Butt Sweat.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Rufus-Signs-the-Declaration.webp)**Medical Expenses to Treat Sweat Related Conditions**
The Cost of Heat-Rash related doctor visits alone can run $150–$300 per appointment. The chafe related wound treatment cost can be as high as $500.00. “Our goal is to keep butts dryer and wallets fuller,” said SwampButt Underwear founder Harold Nicoll. “Consider it a revolution against swamp ass, the discomfort and cost of dealing with it too.” One pair of SwampButt ($17.76) vs. average summer skin-treatment costs of $120–$500—a potential 90% savings for every rear end in America. SwampButt Underwear Declares Independence from Visible Butt Sweat With $17.76 Price Point—Saving American Men More Than Just Pride.
**Summary of Typical Cost Ranges**
Condition Typical Treatment Cost
Heat Rash $20–$200
Fungal Infection $120–$300
Intertrigo $80–$300
Chafing/Minor Wounds Around $500
Dermatologist Visit $150–$300 per visit
NOTE: Sources of information include the following: [Stay Cool and Rash Free: 6 Tips for Treating Heat Rash.](https://www.goodrx.com/health-topic/environmental/heat-rash-treatments?srsltid=AfmBOoryv5hEymX-4X3OKSA2V4D4lb9zAwmo-Yx2D-yf3FyUwDiRyUcg&utm_source=chatgpt.com) [Estimation of direct healthcare costs of fungal diseases in the United States.](https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6409199/?utm_source=chatgpt.com) [Average cost to see a dermatologist.](https://bettercare.com/costs/dermatologist-cost?utm_source=chatgpt.com)
The sale runs for the entire month of July, 2025. See it online at [SwampButt.com](https://swampbutt.com). It includes a downloadable “Declaration of Independence from Visible Butt Sweat” portrait suitable for framing—or as a fan. SwampButt Underwear Declares Independence from Visible Butt Sweat With $17.76 Price Point—Saving American Men More Than Just Pride.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that specializes in high-performance, humor-forward underwear engineered to evaporate moisture before embarrassment begins. We make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** 4th of July, excessive sweat, Heat, Independence, July 4, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [The President and SwampButt Underwear Commemorate ‘Independence Day’](https://swampbutt.com/the-president-and-swampbutt-underwear-commemorate-independence-day/)
**Published:** July 1, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** ‘Twenty-nine years ago, folks, we faced the biggest, most tremendous threat ever, as we all saw in the absolutely incredible documentary film 'Independence Day.'
**Content:**
**The President and [SwampButt Underwear](htps://swampbutt.com) Commemorate [‘Independence Day.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116629/)’**
‘Twenty-nine years ago, folks, we faced the biggest, most tremendous threat ever, as we all saw in the absolutely incredible documentary film ‘Independence Day.’ Believe me, nobody thought we could bounce back, or rebuild. People said to me all the time, ‘but sir it’s all just piles of rubble, you can’t rebuild that.’ And I said I’m a builder and the American people are the most resilient and ingenious anywhere. So, we did, and today we’re stronger, greater, and better than ever. This was a big league come back. Big League.
Of course fighting the aliens was no picnic. When I was asked about the war with the bug people, that’s what I called them. Bug people. They said they were superior to us in so many ways and we really did not know what the f\_\_\_ we were doing. Bugs had better technology, better exoskeletons and the element of surprise. But we had men. Men with limited social lives, interpersonal skills or ambition who hacked their way past all that superiority and blew the mothership to pieces. It was completely destroyed. We took out key members of the bug hierarchy and command structure. When people asked if I thought our strike took them out I said, ‘well I don’t think it was giant can of Raid.’
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/ChatGPT-Image-Jun-30-2025-12_08_49-PM.webp)The President and SwampButt Underwear Celebrate Independence Day.But these cities—they were completely destroyed by aliens, totally wrecked, but guess what? We rebuilt them, and we made them fantastic, beautiful, and frankly, better than anyone imagined. Probably the best cities ever, a lot of people were saying. Our new infrastructure is outstanding, the best in history, believe me, because we came together as a planet. Tremendous innovation, folks. Tremendous.
And let me tell you about the people—our people were amazing. They stood together, really united, probably the best ever, like nobody’s ever seen before. No more political divisions or anything else that separated the people of earth—language, culture, nationality—they were all gone, just gone. We had unity like never before, very powerful unity, and today we’re still enjoying this incredible cooperation worldwide. We’re winning in technology, we’re leading in environmental projects, insecticide and nobody does disaster response and diplomacy like us.
Speaking of tremendous innovations, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) played an incredible role, folks. Absolutely fantastic products—they kept our brave heroes dry and comfortable when things got really tough and sweaty out there fighting aliens. Really tremendous contribution, believe me. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com), they truly kept humanity comfortable at our toughest moments. I’m glad to see they carry orange. It matches, uh, goes with everything.
This was a tough time, folks, really tough. But it taught us to be humble, it taught us to be strong, and it made us appreciate each other more deeply. We’ve made incredible progress in tackling poverty, making casino buffets portable to go out to the places where food was needed most, and dropping any drink minimums, green fees and those tips are tax free. Tremendous. We still carry the scars, yes we do, but they remind us of something: our incredible ability to adapt, heal, and thrive.
We learned lessons that we’ll never forget, and today, we don’t just celebrate surviving—we celebrate thriving. The resilience shown by humanity after those dark days from ‘Independence Day’—it’s unbelievable. Really phenomenal stuff. This strength and unity is our blueprint for the future. And I promise you, we will keep winning, folks, like we’ve never won before.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Independence Day, July 4th, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Sweat, Stage Lights, and the Summer Musical](https://swampbutt.com/sweat-stage-lights-and-the-summer-musical/)
**Published:** July 9, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Sweat, Stage Lights, and the Summer Musical
**Content:**
As the curtain rises on another season of summer musicals across the country, audiences are treated to dazzling choreography, powerful vocals, and heart-swelling finales. But for performers—especially male actors—the glamour on stage often comes with a less celebrated companion: sweat. Specifically, the kind that shows up when it’s least wanted and most visible.
While summer theater offers artistic magic, it also brings punishing conditions. Stage lights can push ambient temperatures past 100 degrees. Add to that thick costumes, nervous energy, and multiple showings in a weekend, and you have a recipe for theatrical perspiration. For the estimated 3–5% of American men dealing with hyperhidrosis—and the many more who simply sweat heavily under pressure—the challenge is real, unrelenting, and often embarrassing.
According to SwampButt Underwear founder and president Harold Nicoll, the struggle is real. “I sweat profusely even in moderate temperatures indoors which was the reason for starting SwampButt Underwear,” he said. “I also act in our community theater (playing Jacob this summer in [‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat’](https://prod1.agileticketing.net/websales/pages/info.aspx?evtinfo=450688~a38ab6a0-2069-4744-9f97-d79a8b261b22&epguid=17e13905-c021-40de-8fba-dd8aac5035d0&mdy=7/11/2025&) at the [Brazosport Center for the Arts & Sciences](https://bcfas.org/)) and can say first hand that heavy costumes, lights, singing, dancing and dancing while singing will get your cardio levels up and sweat glands pumping.” He added “a few of the other men playing Joseph’s brothers adopted SwampButt Underwear for this summer’s performances.”
Among the most inconvenient places for sweat to collect? The lower back and buttocks. It’s a subject few talk about but nearly every performer knows intimately. As actors move, dance, and emote their way through scenes, sweat stains can spread visibly across costumes—distracting from performances, undermining confidence, and at worst, drawing attention away from the story.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Stage-Sweat.png)Sweat, Stage Lights, and the Summer Musical.Sweat, Stage Lights, and the Summer Musical
For male actors, who may be wearing tight, fitted trousers or layered period garb, standard undergarments offer little protection. Theatrical costuming often prioritizes silhouette and authenticity over comfort or breathability, and many fabrics trap heat and moisture rather than disperse it.
This invisible challenge leads to quick backstage costume changes, last-minute fan cool-downs, and a reliance on talcum powders, antiperspirants, and strategic layering. But even with such efforts, the problem persists.
Theater professionals have long accepted sweat as part of the job—but that doesn’t make it less disruptive. In an era where even community theaters are recording and streaming performances, the visibility of sweat has consequences beyond discomfort. It can affect a performer’s poise, a director’s vision, and ultimately, the audience’s experience. As Sweat, Stage Lights, and the Summer Musical are all intertwined.
As summer musicals continue to thrive and expand, maybe it’s time to talk more openly about sweat. Not just as a biological inevitability, but as a practical obstacle in the way of great performances. After all, a standing ovation should never be for a soggy costume bravely endured.
Backstage Sweat Survival Guide Sweat, Stage Lights, and the Summer Musical: Tips for Tackling the Moist Menace
• Stay Hydrated – It might seem counterintuitive, but staying hydrated helps regulate your body temperature and can reduce excessive sweating.
• Choose Breathable Undergarments – Natural fibers like cotton or sweat-wicking technical fabrics can make a huge difference. Avoid synthetic blends that trap moisture.
• Use Clinical-Strength Antiperspirants – These are designed to block sweat glands and can be used on areas other than just underarms (consult product directions).
• Backstage Cooling Zones – Create fan stations or keep cold packs near the wings for quick cool-downs between scenes.
• Wear a Sweat Barrier Layer – Consider a thin base layer that absorbs moisture before it hits your costume.
• Apply Body Powders or Creams – Talc or anti-chafing creams can reduce friction and soak up moisture. Apply liberally before getting into costume.
• Quick-Change Contingencies – Have extra costumes or underlayers available in case of visible sweat-through.
• Dark or Patterned Costumes – If you have input, choose costumes that better conceal sweat—dark colors and busy patterns are your friends.
• Practice Stage Blocking with Sweat in Mind – If a scene ends with a deep bow, think twice about what audience members may see.
• Talk About It – Normalize the conversation. Directors and costume designers can often help if they know it’s an issue.
**Consider Sweat Wicking Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear performance undergarments are made from a blend of Lycra and polyester fibers. The traditional brief style is a blend of cotton and Lycra. Both styles fit snuggly, there will never be any droop associated with our garments.
How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the
phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric.
The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the
faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield.
When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or
push rainwater across a driveway or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also
evaporates faster.
The same thing happens with our garment. Sweat wicks across a larger area and
evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the
way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really
plastic and will not absorb moisture. Our performance undergarments are made from
Lycra and polyester fibers. The brief style from cotton and Lycra.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that specializes in high-performance, humor-forward underwear engineered to evaporate moisture before embarrassment begins. Made from Lycra/Spandex we make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.
Resource for Sweat, Stage Lights, and the Summer Musical: [How to stop sweating under stage lights](https://www.riart-tech.com/a-news-how-to-stop-sweating-under-stage-lights-art-tech) | ART-TECH
2025/02/04.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweating, hyperhydrosis, lights, stage, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Why sweating might get you pulled aside at airport security](https://swampbutt.com/why-sweating-might-get-you-pulled-aside-at-airport-security/)
**Published:** July 12, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Are there any more useless government employees than TSA agents at airports? Outside of any DMV, no. Uniformed senior citizens who are mostly overweight, under washed and all too anxious to give that full body search, the TSA makes the hassle of travel way worse.
**Content:**
**Why sweating might get you pulled aside at airport security. By Maureen O’Hare, CNN.** Why sweating might get you pulled aside at airport security.
NOTE: Are there any more useless government employees than TSA agents at airports? Outside of any DMV, no. Uniformed senior citizens who are mostly overweight, under washed and all too anxious to give that full body search, the TSA makes the hassle of travel way worse. When I get searched I always ask the agent to ‘go slow’ but getting federal employees to slow down seems antithetical. They suck. Has a TSA agent at any airport anywhere ever prevented anything other than you getting to your flight on time? No. These frumpy frauds are not going to make anyone safer, feel safer or be safe. And don’t get me started on the whole ‘no liquids thing. In the summer it’s worse as this report from [CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/12/travel/travel-news-sweat-shoes-tsa-security) will detail. So please enjoy: Why sweating might get you pulled aside at airport security.
But to battle visible butt sweat at the airport or anywhere, get [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/shop-swampbutt-underwear/). It’s great at keeping men dryer than they would be in traditional cotton underwear.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/SwampButt-Lines-on-the-fourth.webp)Sweating it out at the airport with SwampButt Underwear.It’s been a sizzling summer so far in the United States and Europe, but there’s one lesser-known side effect of all these high temperatures.
Heavy perspiration can earn you a pat-down at airport security, particularly if it’s pooling in intimate pouches.Ever had the machine go off and the security officer had to wave over you with the magic wand? Moistness might well have been the problem.
We asked the TSA to explain why this happens.
“Added moisture from a person’s body can alter the density of clothing, so it is possible perspiration may cause our Advanced Imaging Technology machines to alarm,” a spokesperson said.
“If this occurs, the passenger may need to undergo additional screening, such as a pat-down in the area of the body where the AIT alarmed, to ensure there is no threat.”
Sweatiness or otherwise, TSA lines will move a little faster from now on, since on Tuesday TSA removed the requirement for all passengers to take off shoes at airport security checkpoints.
The 3.4 ounce liquid rule remains in place, but there is one TSA-approved hack that allows travelers to bring a bottle of water past the scanners.
It takes a little planning, but your beverage will undoubtedly be refreshing. Here’s how it works.
To help you navigate high temperatures this summer — and know when extra hydration is important — CNN has produced a US heat-risk tracker. High temperatures affect public health across wide swaths of the United States each summer, causing spikes in emergency room visits and hundreds of heat-related deaths. As temperatures rise, CNN is tracking extreme heat conditions and the potential risk for Americans each day.
To help prepare Americans for the dangerous temperatures, the National Weather Service and the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has a national forecast predicting heat-related risks.
It considers the severity and unusualness of forecast heat and its potential duration, while also factoring the likely impact on residents in specific locations based on CDC data for past effects, such as deaths.
This map shows the latest forecast.
**US heat risk forecast**
This map shows the forecast risk for heat-related health effects within a 24-hour period for each location in the contiguous United States. Darker shades represent higher risk levels.
Saturday Sunday
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Heat-Map.png)Why sweating might get you pulled aside at airport security. This map shows where it’s hot this weekend in July, or about anytime.Monday
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** airport, Sweat, sweating, TSA
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### [How to Get Rid of Swamp Ass (Butt Sweat).](https://swampbutt.com/how-to-get-rid-of-swamp-ass-butt-sweat/)
**Published:** July 13, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
**How to Get Rid of Swamp Ass (Butt Sweat).**
As published in [Life MD](https://lifemd.com/learn/how-to-get-rid-of-swamp-ass).
Joslin Ruiz, APRN FNP-C Medically reviewed and edited by Joslin Ruiz, APRN, FNP-C
Published: March 22, 2024
Updated: February 04, 2025
How to Get Rid of Swamp Ass (Butt Sweat). Sweating is a natural and essential bodily function that helps regulate body temperature and eliminate toxins.
Dealing with butt sweat can be both uncomfortable and embarrassing, particularly if you’re unsure about the available treatment options.
It’s important to understand the factors that may be contributing to butt sweat to help effectively manage your symptoms.
This is essential for ensuring you get the proper treatment and avoid additional health complications.
In this article, we’ll take a closer look at what causes excessive butt sweat, when you should be concerned about it, and what you can do to treat and prevent this condition. How to Get Rid of Swamp Ass (Butt Sweat).
Understanding Butt Sweat: Causes and Risks
Butt sweat — often referred to colloquially as swamp butt, but formally known as gluteal hyperhidrosis — is a bodily function that refers to excessive sweating in the buttocks area.
This is usually caused by overactive eccrine glands, the pores responsible for sweating. Various factors can contribute to this reaction, including:
Environmental conditions, like high temperatures or humidity
Strenuous physical activity
Wearing tight, non-breathable fabrics
Eating spicy foods or consuming caffeine
Underlying medical conditions such as hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating), diabetes, obesity, and thyroid issues
The use of certain medications
If a sweaty butt is left untreated, it can prolong your discomfort and may affect your self-esteem.
This can lead to social anxiety, avoidance of certain activities due to embarrassment, and a decreased quality of life.
Although butt sweat isn’t typically a serious health issue, ignoring excessive sweating can lead to several health complications. We’ll take a look at these in the next section.
Health Implications of Butt Sweat
Skin irritation
Excessive butt sweat can lead to excess moisture, which may contribute to skin irritation. The most common issues include:
Chafing: Moisture and friction from clothing or skin contact can lead to chafing, causing dry, red, and itchy skin on the buttocks.
Intertrigo: This is a type of skin rash that occurs within the skin folds — such as the butt crack — aggravated by friction and moisture. It can result in a reddish, raw-looking area that may ooze or crust over.
Heat rash (miliaria): Excessive sweating can block pores and trap sweat beneath the skin. This can cause a heat rash, characterized by small, itchy red bumps on the skin.
Infection
The warm, moist environment created by excessive butt sweat is an ideal breeding ground for bacteria and fungi. This can increase the risk of infections such as:
Fungal infections: The fungus, Candida, thrives in moist conditions and can cause candidiasis — or yeast infections — in the buttocks area. Symptoms of this fungal infection include itching, burning, and a red rash.
Bacterial infections: Staphylococcus and other bacteria can grow in sweaty areas, potentially causing folliculitis (infection of the hair follicles) or cellulitis (a deeper skin infection). These conditions are characterized by inflammation, redness, and pain.
Hygiene concerns
Other than the physical discomfort and potential skin issues, excessive butt sweat can also raise significant hygiene concerns:
Odor: Sweat is odorless, but mixed with skin bacteria, it can create an unpleasant smell, potentially impacting your social interactions and self-esteem.
Staining: Persistent sweating can cause clothing stains, leading to embarrassment and low confidence in social settings.
How to Stop Butt Sweat
Over-the-counter (OTC) solutions
OTC products are usually the first-line treatment for mild cases of butt sweat. This can include options like:
Antiperspirants: Unlike deodorants — which only mask odor — antiperspirants contain aluminum-based compounds that temporarily block pores to reduce sweating. Look for products designed for excessive sweating on specific body parts to avoid irritating the skin around the buttocks.
Powders: Talc-free medicated body powder or cornstarch-based products — like baby powder — can absorb moisture and reduce friction to prevent chafing. These can be applied directly to the buttocks to help reduce butt sweat.
Wipes and pads: Antiperspirant wipes provide a convenient, on-the-go solution to block sweat, while absorbent pads or liners inside underwear can soak up moisture.
Home remedies
Using home remedies alongside OTC products can provide additional butt sweat prevention. Popular home remedies include:
Practicing good hygiene: Regularly washing with antibacterial soap helps reduce odor-causing bacteria in moist areas, and thorough drying after washing prevents moisture buildup.
Wearing natural moisture-wicking fabrics: Choose loose, breathable clothing made from natural fibers — like cotton, bamboo, or linen — that allow for air circulation to help keep your butt sweat-free. You can also opt for moisture-wicking underwear and clothes to keep the buttocks dry.
Making dietary adjustments: Reducing consumption of caffeine and spicy foods, which can trigger overall body sweating, may help control excessive sweating.
Professional treatments
For individuals with severe cases of butt sweat that haven’t responded to OTC products, prescription treatments may be recommended. This includes:
Prescription antiperspirants: These contain higher concentrations of aluminum chloride compared to OTC options. This can be more effective at treating and preventing butt sweat.
Iontophoresis: This treatment involves a healthcare provider using a device that transmits a mild electrical current which temporarily disables sweat glands.
Botox injections: Botulinum toxin (Botox) can be injected into the area around the buttocks to temporarily block the nerves that trigger sweat glands. Effects may last for several months at a time.
Laser therapy: This treatment destroys sweat glands in the buttocks to reduce excessive perspiration.
Medications: Anticholinergic drugs can reduce sweating and treat your condition, but may have unpleasant side effects.
Lifestyle changes
Making certain lifestyle changes alongside using OTC or prescription medications can also reduce the occurrence of butt sweat. These changes may include:
Weight management: Losing excess weight can decrease sweat production and reduce the risk of sweat-related conditions like diabetes and hyperthyroidism.
Exercise: Physical activity can help regulate the body’s temperature control system, potentially reducing excessive sweating over time.
Stress management: Since stress can trigger sweating, techniques such as meditation, yoga, or deep-breathing exercises may be helpful in reducing butt sweat.
When Should You See a Doctor About Butt Sweat?
While occasional butt sweat is normal and not usually cause for concern, there are circumstances where a doctor’s visit may be required.
If you experience any of the following, schedule an appointment with your healthcare provider:
Persistent excessive sweating unrelated to heat or physical activity
Unexplained or unintentional weight loss
Fever
Night sweats
General fatigue
Skin irritations or infections that don’t improve
These symptoms can be an indication of an underlying health condition — like a more serious infection or thyroid problems — that requires professional care.
Visit your doctor if excessive sweating significantly impacts your daily life and prevents you from engaging in daily activities.
Where Can You Learn More About Similar Conditions?
If you’re concerned about your symptoms or want to know more about treating butt sweat, LifeMD is here to help.
A team of medical professionals can assist you with information and provide guidance on managing butt sweat while avoiding further complications.
Make an appointment with LifeMD today to learn more about butt sweat care — all from the comfort of your home.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** swamp ass, SwampButt, Sweat, sweating
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### [The SwampButt Underwear Summer Travel Series](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-underwear-summer-travel-series/)
**Published:** July 16, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The SwampButt Underwear Summer Travel Series. Rufus from SwampButt Underwear experiences the friendly skies.
**Content:**
The [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) Summer Travel Series.
The Role of Seat Size, Passenger Size, Heat and In-Flight Behavior.
What Airlines Could But Will Not Do To Make Passengers Happier (Or At Least Less Angry).
July 17, 2025 – When people traveling by air are subject to poor customer service, summer’s heat, and smaller spaces for larger people, there is going to be trouble. The heat is on. Ask any hotel employee, amusement park ride attendant or pet sitter and they will all agree that summer vacation season is now in full swing. Summer vacation is a fun and often family inclusive happening. Or, it is supposed to be fun. Too often what supposed to be relaxing time off from the hustle of everyday life turns into another set of hassles. Airline travel is now a full contact sport. The ticket desk scene is more like a WNBA game than a que for boarding the plane.
The peak of vacation season is summer, and it is hot. Heat has well-documented effects on mood and behavior: scientific studies have shown that elevated temperatures increase irritability, lower frustration tolerance, and can even trigger aggressive outbursts—a phenomenon sometimes called “heat rage.” Nothing like being wedged into a seat with a couple of sweaty meat wagons on either side.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Rufus-flies-the-friendly-skies.png)The SwampButt Underwear Summer Travel Series. Rufus from SwampButt Underwear experiences the friendly skies.**Plenty of Good Reasons for Bad Behavior**
Higher temperatures, sweaty people, fewer flights, smaller seats, higher prices, mismanaged luggage, expensive parking and understaffed kiosks or unattended/automated services all by the airlines are stressing the public out. Stress is a physical and chemical reaction inside the human body. It can lead to yelling, screaming, and even fisticuffs. If airlines wanted to make this better, they could make one change that would reduce stress, increase customer satisfaction and immediately make the bottom line greener through customer loyalty. That remedy; make the seats and aisles larger. It will never happen. Why? You already know but read on anyway.
**Decreased Seat Size and Density**
Over the past decades, most airlines reduced seat width and pitch (the distance between seats) to maximize capacity, efficiency, and profit. Today’s economy seats are narrower and offer less legroom than in previous generations. The size of passengers is going the other way, growing ever larger.
**Let’s Go Fatty**
American adults, on average, are both taller and heavier than in past decades. According to Center for Disease Control (CDC) data, both average body weight and obesity rates have risen steadily in the U.S. Diminished personal space can increase feelings of discomfort, frustration, and even physical pain, especially on longer flights. According to Helio, from 1990 to 2021, the percentage change in the age-standardized obesity prevalence among Americans increased by 158.4% (95% UI, 123.9-197.4) in male adolescents and 185.9% (95% UI, 139.4-237.1) in female adolescents, whereas the percentage change in obesity prevalence was 123.6% (95% UI, 112.4-136.4) in adult men and 99.9% (95% UI, 88.8-111.1) in adult women. This means a higher percentage of passengers may find airline seating uncomfortably restrictive—even more so for those considered above average in size. Or put simply, it’s going to suck.
**You Are In My Personal Space**
Americans need a ‘barrier’ around them. The size of the barrier depends on the individual and the relationships between them and others. According to [Psychology Today](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/proxemics), ‘Americans prefer an 18-inch distance between themselves and someone else during a casual conversation.’
The publication went on, ‘this is generally called the personal space bubble. At this range of 18 inches to 4 feet, we are close but not that close; we can reach over and pat the other person’s back. This space is known as friendly but not intimate. We are in this space when we must speak privately with another person, and the outer limit of this zone is acceptable in close business relationships.’
Safe to say that there is not this amount of space between passengers. “There is less space between passengers on airlines than there is between the bricks on the Egyptian Pyramids,” said keeper of trivial knowledge and SwampButt Underwear spokesman, Nick Heraldson. “I mostly get seated in the middle between two plus sized individuals,” Heraldson went on. “I feel like they should help pay for my ticket since their blubbery arms and side-fat are slopped over into my seat. I can’t move, never mind buckle my seat belt or ‘feel free to move about the cabin’ when the seatbelt sign is off. I can’t even get a full breath. Because the pressure from the two-corn fed, never ordered a salad travelers on either side keeps my sides caved in.” The SwampButt Underwear Summer Travel Series.
**Links to Unruly Behavior**
While there is no excuse for rude, often confrontational and sometime violent behavior there are reasons.
– Physical Discomfort: When people are physically uncomfortable or in pain (from cramped seating, being pressed against a neighbor or two, or unable to move easily), stress and irritability rise. “I get muscle cramps from being folded into a seat meant for a child,” Heraldson declared.
– Increased Tension: Tight spaces may inadvertently cause unwanted physical contact with others—touching, bumping, or invading personal space—which can quickly escalate into heated words or disputes.
– Loss of Control: Feeling physically trapped or unable to adjust one’s posture can increase anxiety, particularly for those who are already uncomfortable with flying or with confined spaces. “What about those who are claustrophobic,” Heraldson asked. “What.”
– Trigger for Incidents: Research and industry reports indicate that physical discomfort is a common catalyst for disputes between passengers and between passengers and crew—whether about armrests, seat recline, or accidental contact.
**Broader Behavioral Impact**
Small seats are not the only cause of bad behavior, but they amplify other contributing factors—fatigue, travel-related stress, and frustration with delays or service issues.
– Vulnerable Populations: Large and tall passengers, persons with disabilities, elderly travelers, and even parents of small children are disproportionately affected by limited seat space, increasing the risk for disagreements or emotional outbursts. “The only kind of children I really dislike are other people’s,” Heraldson admitted. “Why the little monsters are allowed to kick me in the back of my seat from coast to coast is unacceptable. Of course, if I were to deliver a roundly earned spanking, I’d be thought the criminal.”
**Bottom Line**
Airlines face pressure to keep costs down, remain competitive, and keep investors happy. Great, except this leads to leading to “densification” of people on board. But the continued reduction of personal space especially during summer can have unintended negative consequences for safety, customer satisfaction, and inflight harmony. Put differently, the airlines do not care about passenger comfort or safety. If they did, they would fix this. Addressing this issue requires a balance between business needs, passenger well-being, and the maintenance of a respectful onboard environment. None of this will ever happen.
Scientific research and aviation experts consistently find that higher temperatures in crowded spaces—such as airline cabins during summer—elevate physical discomfort, lower tolerance for annoyance, and increase passenger irritability and the likelihood of conflict. Airlines and passengers are both urged to take steps during hot weather to minimize these negative effects by managing hydration, promoting efficient boarding, and maintaining cabin air circulation as much as possible. No one in a position to make a decision that would make this better, is going to. “With quarterly bonuses at stake for airline executives, most of which are tied to profit, this too will never happen. Ever.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
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**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Five Cultural Changes that Contribute to Deteriorating In-Flight Behavior.](https://swampbutt.com/five-cultural-changes-that-contribute-to-deteriorating-in-flight-behavior/)
**Published:** July 17, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Five Cultural Changes that Contribute to Deteriorating In-Flight Behavior.
**Content:**
**Five Cultural Changes that Contribute to Deteriorating In-Flight Behavior.**
July 17, 2025 – As the summer travel season peaks, incidents of violence and disruptive behavior onboard airplanes and within airports are alarmingly common. While larger seats, wider aisles, more staff, and improved air conditioning could certainly alleviate discomfort and tensions, deeper issues rooted in changing cultural norms are also at play. The widespread availability of air travel, coupled with a shifting societal mindset, is contributing to these negative experiences.
In today’s increasingly diverse passenger demographics, many individuals lack familiarity with the expectations and social behaviors traditionally upheld during air travel. For some, recorded footage of disruptive incidents has replaced the instinct to intervene, reflecting a disturbing new norm that prioritizes documenting over addressing unacceptable behavior. Consequently, many passengers find themselves on edge, further exacerbated by hot summer conditions, cramped riding spaces, and poor customer service.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Alligator-in-Airport-Check-In-Line.png)Five Cultural Changes that Contribute to Deteriorating In-Flight Behavior.Airline travel, once thought to be an enjoyable experience, has transformed into a high-stakes environment marked by frustration and conflict. Gone are the days when boarding a plane represented leisure; instead, it resembles a competitive sports event, with boarding and ticketing more akin to a WNBA game than a smooth procedure.
**Five Cultural Changes that Contribute to Deteriorating In-Flight Behavior.
Several cultural changes contribute to deteriorating passenger behavior:**
1\. Changing Social Norms and Expectations
The recent trend towards individualism and a lack of communal empathy contributes to poor behavior on flights. The once-shared understanding of etiquette — respecting personal space, waiting patiently, and offering assistance — seems diminished. Today’s society often prioritizes self-interest, leading to irritability and confrontations.
2\. Physical and Emotional Heat
Scientific studies repeatedly show the connection between heat and mood fluctuations. Elevated temperatures during summer travel not only lead to irritation and low frustration tolerance, but also manifest as aggressive behavior — a phenomenon fittingly dubbed “heat rage.” Stuck between two sweaty, frustrated individuals only intensifies the heat-induced tensions.
3\. Densification of Air Travel
Past decades have seen airlines prioritize higher profits by cramming more passengers into smaller spaces. Smaller seats and reduced legroom are normalized, leading to an increase in complaints and conflicts. The increasing size of the average American passenger exacerbates this discomfort, raising the likelihood of disputes.
4\. Expansion of Personal Space Issues
Cultural expectations regarding personal space have evolved, yet airline seating arrangements fail to accommodate these trends. Americans generally prefer an 18-inch distance during casual interactions, but that vast expanse doesn’t exist on flights. The frustration from being physically confined amplifies tensions among passengers.
5\. Increased Vulnerability Among Passengers
Certain passengers, such as those with disabilities, elderly travelers, and parents with small children, face heightened discomfort in cramped settings, contributing to emotional outbursts and disagreements. The lack of consideration for these vulnerable groups showcases a societal shift where personal responsibility has diminished.
**The Broader Behavioral Impact**
While the cramped nature of airline cabins isn’t the sole contributor to unruly behavior, it certainly amplifies existing problems such as fatigue and travel-related stress. In a landscape where traveling is increasingly competitive and chaotic, small inconveniences can escalate into serious conflicts, as frustrations from the boarding process morph into cabin quarrels.
Recognizing these issues requires a shift not only within airlines but also in societal attitudes towards travel. Crews and airlines must encourage a culture of mutual respect and understanding, acknowledging cultural differences and the stressors that come with air travel. Until this conversation shifts, and cultural expectations catch up with the realities of modern air travel, the cycle of discomfort and poor behavior is likely to continue.
Ultimately, while airlines may emphasize operational profits over passenger comfort, an acknowledgment of cultural changes and the consequent shifts in expectations is imperative for fostering a more civilized and enjoyable travel experience. Until then, passengers are left navigating a turbulent blend of discomfort and discontent.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
The SwampButt Underwear Summer Travel Series aims to provide comfort and humor for travelers, addressing the uncomfortable realities of air travel. Made from high-performance materials, our products help tackle the challenge of moisture and embarrassment on long journeys. For more, visit: https://swampbutt.com.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** airline, passengers, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, travel
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### [Heat-Related Illness](https://swampbutt.com/heat-related-illness/)
**Published:** July 21, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Recognizing and preventing heat-related illness is important.
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/images.jpg)Heat-related illness often known as heat stroke can carry serious consequences.Recognizing and preventing **heat-related illness** *is important. Visible butt sweat, known as swamp ass or swamp butt, is embarrassing, inconvenient and can lead to rashes and skin infections. But a sweaty backside (helped by [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com))may be the least of your problems compared with the possibilities from heat exhaustion. Heat related illnesses can put even the most fit person into danger of organ damage, seizures, coma and even death. Here at SwampButt Underwear, we want to be a resource for all things heat related. This is one example. The article below was originally published in the Mayo Clinic Press on June 23, 2025, By[ Mayo Clinic Health Letter ](https://mcpress.mayoclinic.org/living-well/recognizing-and-preventing-heat-related-illness/)Editors. We are grateful to them for allowing us to share this information about heat-related illness with our vast audience and not suing us.*
The forecast calls for a heat wave, but you’ve got outdoor plans. Is it still OK to take that long bike ride, go to the park or attend a backyard barbecue? You might want to take some extra precautions.
When exposed to extreme heat, the body typically cools itself by sweating. But sometimes sweating isn’t enough. Your body temperature could rise rapidly, and you could develop a
heat-related illness.
**Factors that may limit your ability to regulate your body temperature include:**
Being older.
Being overweight.
Having certain health conditions.
Taking certain medicines.
The risk of a heat-related illness also rises with:
High humidity, which prevents sweat from evaporating as quickly to cool down your body.
High elevation, which increases your chances of dehydration and sunburn.
Strenuous exercise or activity, like hiking or biking in hot weather.
Medications that raise your risk of heat-related illness
Heart medications such as water pills (diuretics), beta blockers and ACE inhibitors.
Psychotropic medicines, including antidepressants, antipsychotics and benzodiazepines.
Drugs for Parkinson’s disease and overactive bladder.
Stimulants.
Antihistamines.
**How to treat heat cramps**
Heat cramps are painful, involuntary muscle spasms that usually happen when someone is doing heavy exercise in a hot environment. These cramps often affect the calves, arms, belly and back. You are more likely to get heat cramps if you sweat heavily during activity.
**If you think you have heat cramps:**
Rest and cool down.
Drink clear juice or a sports drink or water with electrolytes.
Practice gentle range-of-motion stretching and gently massage the affected muscle.
Don’t resume strenuous activity for several hours after the heat cramps go away.
Don’t do strenuous activity for several hours after the cramps stop. Contact your healthcare team if your cramps don’t go away within an hour or so.
Heat exhaustion symptoms, causes and what to do
Heat exhaustion is a body’s response to high temperatures — particularly with high humidity — and strenuous activity.
**Other factors that increase risk include**:
Dehydration, which reduces your ability to sweat.
Drinking alcohol, which can affect your body temperature control.
Overdressing in clothes that don’t allow sweat to evaporate easily.
Heat exhaustion may affect you suddenly or slowly over time.
**Symptoms may include:**
Cool, moist skin with goose bumps when in the heat.
Heavy sweating.
Faintness or dizziness.
Fatigue.
Weak, rapid pulse.
Low blood pressure upon standing.
Muscle cramps.
Nausea.
Headache.
**If you think you have heat exhaustion**
Stop all activity and rest.
Move to a cooler place. Go inside an air-conditioned place if you can, or seek shade.
Drink cool water or a sports drink.
If it’s not treated, heat exhaustion can lead to heatstroke. Contact your healthcare team if your symptoms get worse or don’t improve within an hour.
If you’re with someone who has heat exhaustion, seek immediate medical help if the person:
Becomes confused or distressed.
Loses consciousness.
Is not able to drink.
Has a core body temperature that reaches 104 degrees Fahrenheit or higher.
Heatstroke warning signs and emergency treatment
Heatstroke can be life-threatening. This condition is usually due to lasting exposure to high temperatures or physical activity in high temperatures.
Wearing too much clothing, drinking alcohol and dehydration also can play a role.
**Possible symptoms include:**
A core body temperature of 104 degrees Fahrenheit or higher.
Confusion, agitation, slurred speech, irritability, delirium, seizures or coma.
Nausea and vomiting.
Flushed skin or changes in skin color.
Rapid, shallow breathing.
Rapid heart rate.
Headache.
Heatstroke also can change how you sweat. In heatstroke caused by hot weather, your skin will usually feel hot and dry to the touch. In heatstroke caused by strenuous exercise, your skin may feel dry or slightly moist.
Heatstroke warning signs and emergency treatment
Heatstroke can be life-threatening. This condition is usually due to lasting exposure to high temperatures or physical activity in high temperatures.
Wearing too much clothing, drinking alcohol and dehydration also can play a role.
**Possible symptoms of heat-related illness include:**
A core body temperature of 104 degrees Fahrenheit or higher.
Confusion, agitation, slurred speech, irritability, delirium, seizures or coma.
Nausea and vomiting.
Flushed skin or changes in skin color.
Rapid, shallow breathing.
Rapid heart rate.
Headache.
Heatstroke also can change how you sweat. In heatstroke caused by hot weather, your skin will usually feel hot and dry to the touch. In heatstroke caused by strenuous exercise, your skin may feel dry or slightly moist.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Heat, heat exhaustion, heat illness, heat stress, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Is Corn Sweat a Reason for Visible Butt Sweat](https://swampbutt.com/is-corn-sweat-a-reason-for-visible-butt-sweat/)
**Published:** July 29, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Corn sweat will lead to increased visible butt sweating for those in corn country.
**Content:**
# **Is Corn Sweat a Reason for Visible Butt Sweat**
Short answer, yes. Corn sweat will lead to increased visible butt sweating for those in corn country. People who live in corn country suffer more from any heat related ailment including visible butt sweat. But where is ‘corn country?’ And what type of suffering is there?
## **Where the Corn Is**
Most of America’s corn comes from the midwest. [Iowa](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=a0f38eb77c23691f&rlz=1C5CHFA_en&sxsrf=AE3TifMW0MbFyydm4Fmms8V52vOrelbHnQ%3A1753804613550&q=Iowa&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjM2funt-KOAxXGSjABHWwSBWwQxccNegQILBAB&mstk=AUtExfAW_d8cGdYbsowL7gu-SKL-qGZJAcmUq1TIZ6DF5Tu0Bfj1XAWsTn0jOai89qfG96cUN9Xv-21QxKEn4cam3KDHXeoNy2RSDukV_dKOtDkpiaoqeaWdhrx64D2uZcC_trnYRqj7SDRLAoQ7-e2_vsKwuNR8juwRzp9AlndaAugv4E4&csui=3) and [Illinois](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=a0f38eb77c23691f&rlz=1C5CHFA_en&sxsrf=AE3TifMW0MbFyydm4Fmms8V52vOrelbHnQ%3A1753804613550&q=Illinois&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjM2funt-KOAxXGSjABHWwSBWwQxccNegQILBAC&mstk=AUtExfAW_d8cGdYbsowL7gu-SKL-qGZJAcmUq1TIZ6DF5Tu0Bfj1XAWsTn0jOai89qfG96cUN9Xv-21QxKEn4cam3KDHXeoNy2RSDukV_dKOtDkpiaoqeaWdhrx64D2uZcC_trnYRqj7SDRLAoQ7-e2_vsKwuNR8juwRzp9AlndaAugv4E4&csui=3) are the top two corn-producing states, followed by [Nebraska](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=a0f38eb77c23691f&rlz=1C5CHFA_en&sxsrf=AE3TifMW0MbFyydm4Fmms8V52vOrelbHnQ%3A1753804613550&q=Nebraska&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjM2funt-KOAxXGSjABHWwSBWwQxccNegQILBAD&mstk=AUtExfAW_d8cGdYbsowL7gu-SKL-qGZJAcmUq1TIZ6DF5Tu0Bfj1XAWsTn0jOai89qfG96cUN9Xv-21QxKEn4cam3KDHXeoNy2RSDukV_dKOtDkpiaoqeaWdhrx64D2uZcC_trnYRqj7SDRLAoQ7-e2_vsKwuNR8juwRzp9AlndaAugv4E4&csui=3), [Minnesota](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=a0f38eb77c23691f&rlz=1C5CHFA_en&sxsrf=AE3TifMW0MbFyydm4Fmms8V52vOrelbHnQ%3A1753804613550&q=Minnesota&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjM2funt-KOAxXGSjABHWwSBWwQxccNegQILBAE&mstk=AUtExfAW_d8cGdYbsowL7gu-SKL-qGZJAcmUq1TIZ6DF5Tu0Bfj1XAWsTn0jOai89qfG96cUN9Xv-21QxKEn4cam3KDHXeoNy2RSDukV_dKOtDkpiaoqeaWdhrx64D2uZcC_trnYRqj7SDRLAoQ7-e2_vsKwuNR8juwRzp9AlndaAugv4E4&csui=3), and [Indiana](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=a0f38eb77c23691f&rlz=1C5CHFA_en&sxsrf=AE3TifMW0MbFyydm4Fmms8V52vOrelbHnQ%3A1753804613550&q=Indiana&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjM2funt-KOAxXGSjABHWwSBWwQxccNegQILBAF&mstk=AUtExfAW_d8cGdYbsowL7gu-SKL-qGZJAcmUq1TIZ6DF5Tu0Bfj1XAWsTn0jOai89qfG96cUN9Xv-21QxKEn4cam3KDHXeoNy2RSDukV_dKOtDkpiaoqeaWdhrx64D2uZcC_trnYRqj7SDRLAoQ7-e2_vsKwuNR8juwRzp9AlndaAugv4E4&csui=3). “People in Indiana, Nebraska and Iowa suffer from sheer boredom,” stated ‘agritician’, ‘cornologist’ and[ SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Minnesota and Illinois have big cities where the boredom of corn farming is broken by the occasional ‘peaceful’ demonstration, evacuation and/or foot chase. Otherwise, it’s a real snooze fest.”
### **The More You Know About Corn**
These five states collectively account for over half of the nation’s corn production. It is late summer so of course with corn and summer comes ‘corn sweat.’ Climate experts describe corn sweat as a period when corn plants release a lot of water into the atmosphere — which can impact local weather by increasing the amount of moisture and humidity. But how much corn will cause corn sweat? “A lot of corn,” Heraldson answered. When asked to be more specific he replied, “a whole lot of corn.”
#### **A Whole Lot of Corn**
So that is a whole lot of corn. “This is what happens when you live near a lot of corn,” Heraldson observed. His suggested remedy for ‘corn sweat,?’ “Move far away from corn,” he advised. For those who are not moving the thing to know is that corn sweat is just evaporation exacerbated by corn plants drawing moisture up the stalk from the ground. Simple. But…
##### **It’s Not the Heat**
Humidity makes the air feel hotter as measured by the ‘heat index.’ The heat index combines the air temperature (as measured by a thermometer) with the relative humidity to determine a “feels like” temperature.
The human body cools itself by sweating. When the air is humid, sweat evaporates more slowly, making it harder for the body to cool down, and thus, making the temperature feel hotter. “It (evaporation) is the same principal behind how [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) works,”Heraldson said. “Moisture is absorbed across a much larger, plastic surface area where it can evaporate more quickly than with traditional cotton men’s underwear.”
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/heatindexchart-650.jpg)A high heat index will lead to corn sweat in places where corn is grown.###### **Evaporation Station**
The higher the humidity, the less evaporation occurs because of the existing amount of moisture already present. That is the reason it feels hotter on days with high humidity. “Essentially, there is nowhere for that added moisture to go so it stays and collects as sweat, and corn sweat makes it worse, Heraldson concluded.
**Seven Ways to Beat the High Heat Index**
– Remain indoors where air-conditioning is present. If you are in a room without air conditioning move to a room where air conditioning is.
– For those who may not have air conditioning Heraldson suggests riding out the heat wave inside a shopping mall or public library. “They can’t get rid of all the homeless people, so they can’t eject you either.”
– Halt all movement. Moving takes energy. Energy requires calories to *burn.* So just sit still.
– Freeze a wet washcloth. A frozen washcloth is something anyone can wrap around their neck and keep cooler. “Yes, the washcloth will thaw and then leak water,” Heraldson advised. “So do not do this while sitting on anything that will absorb water, during business meetings or in a court room.”
– Freeze a bottle of water. “A long distance runner friend of mine puts a frozen bottle of water in her sports bra during long runs in summer,” Heraldson reported. “If you are not someone who wears a sports bra, tough luck.”
– Avoid heavy meals, especially fat people. Feeling warmer after a heavy meal is a common experience, because of the body’s normal digestion. When you eat, your body works to break down the food, which requires energy and generates heat. This process is known as the [thermic effect of food](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C5CHFA_en&cs=0&sca_esv=a19e3038bac685ef&sxsrf=AE3TifMvHde2Fh0YMCbWupe-v_iKsoottg%3A1753810956467&q=thermic+effect+of+food&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwir2rf4zuKOAxUOVTABHYVTBMAQxccNegQIAxAB&mstk=AUtExfDFuC4ro6b7YPmpUswIbu-JFrZI7iXWkoF302o5mxAj0Ge94UW54dj2J7DjwrWauVHpTWR7HAVJy5rFzhWp-X9BR0JLO6rnb4hEbBL8laTzGOzdpJA1ybkMzb7c7UqHWh8MkkiDs3KMxjInRVzVPDd9InBuNUET_j1OZ8oRt6G9Oqs&csui=3) or [diet-induced thermogenesis](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C5CHFA_en&cs=0&sca_esv=a19e3038bac685ef&sxsrf=AE3TifMvHde2Fh0YMCbWupe-v_iKsoottg%3A1753810956467&q=diet-induced+thermogenesis&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwir2rf4zuKOAxUOVTABHYVTBMAQxccNegQIAxAC&mstk=AUtExfDFuC4ro6b7YPmpUswIbu-JFrZI7iXWkoF302o5mxAj0Ge94UW54dj2J7DjwrWauVHpTWR7HAVJy5rFzhWp-X9BR0JLO6rnb4hEbBL8laTzGOzdpJA1ybkMzb7c7UqHWh8MkkiDs3KMxjInRVzVPDd9InBuNUET_j1OZ8oRt6G9Oqs&csui=3). Larger meals, especially those high in [protein](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C5CHFA_en&cs=0&sca_esv=a19e3038bac685ef&sxsrf=AE3TifMvHde2Fh0YMCbWupe-v_iKsoottg%3A1753810956467&q=protein&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwir2rf4zuKOAxUOVTABHYVTBMAQxccNegQICxAB&mstk=AUtExfDFuC4ro6b7YPmpUswIbu-JFrZI7iXWkoF302o5mxAj0Ge94UW54dj2J7DjwrWauVHpTWR7HAVJy5rFzhWp-X9BR0JLO6rnb4hEbBL8laTzGOzdpJA1ybkMzb7c7UqHWh8MkkiDs3KMxjInRVzVPDd9InBuNUET_j1OZ8oRt6G9Oqs&csui=3), can cause a more noticeable increase in body temperature due to the increased energy demand for digestion, according to a health blog.
– Do not be fat. Fat is thought to be insulating and accounts for why fat people sweat so much in normal temperatures, never mind when its hot. “So order a salad my chunky brother and feel better,” Heraldson reassured.
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**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [How To Know If Your Sweat Is Too Salty](https://swampbutt.com/how-to-know-if-your-sweat-is-too-salty/)
**Published:** August 13, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** How To Know If Your Sweat Is Too Salty. Whether you’re training for a 5K or logging countless miles in preparation for a marathon, all runners share one thing: sweat.
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/ChatGPT-Image-Aug-13-2025-02_58_47-PM.png)***How To Know If Your Sweat Is Too Salty?***# **How To Know If Your Sweat Is Too Salty**
## Finding Out Is What You Thought It Was
### Sweat Is Not The Same For Everyone And The Differences Matter
NOTE: This salty story was originally published in [‘Run Powered By Outside’](https://run.outsideonline.com/nutrition-and-health/training-nutrition/4-signs-youre-a-salty-sweater-and-why-that-matters/) and written by Danielle Zickl on August 12, 2025. But we did the illustration.
Whether you’re training for a 5K or logging countless miles in preparation for a marathon, all runners share one thing: sweat. While we’re all subject to beads of perspiration dripping down our foreheads, sweat isn’t the same for everyone. Some runners hardly notice it, while others finish a run absolutely soaked. And then there are the salty sweaters: runners who have visible white streaks and can feel the crunch of salt and sweat on their clothes and skin. If that sounds like you, your sweat is likely high in sodium.
The good news is that sweating salt is completely normal. But it may influence how you fuel and hydrate your workouts. Here, [Emilie Burgess Horvath,](https://www.linkedin.com/in/emilie-burgess/) a registered dietitian for USA Track & Field and the [Hospital for Special Surgery](https://www.hss.edu/)*,* fills us in on the details about why sweat is salty, signs that indicate you have predominantly salty sweat, and how that affects your run preparation.
**Why Is Your Sweat Salty Anyway?**
You sweat to regulate your body temperature, Burgess Horvath explains. When you exercise, your core body temperature rises, and sweating allows your body to cool itself.
Understanding how much you sweat and what’s actually in your sweat can help you tailor your [hydration and fueling strategies](https://run.outsideonline.com/training/getting-started/new-runner-fueling-basics/) to prevent dehydration, hyponatremia (when the level of sodium in your blood is too low), and fatigue during your training, Burgess Horvath explains.
Sodium concentration in sweat can vary from person to person—about 200 milligrams per liter up to 1,000 milligrams per liter, she says. It depends on factors like age, sex, aerobic fitness, hydration status, and environmental conditions, according to a 2022 study in the [*Journal of Applied Physiology*](https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9942894/).
“This variation means that some athletes will lose a lot more [electrolytes](https://run.outsideonline.com/nutrition-and-health/what-should-runners-look-for-in-an-electrolyte-supplement/)—not just sodium—than others, and simply drinking water isn’t going to be enough to maintain that electrolyte balance,” Burgess Horvath says. “So knowing your sweat profile—salty sweater versus light sweater—can guide decisions around electrolyte intake before, during, and after exercise, fluid volume needs day to day, and also any recovery practices.” (More on this later!
**4 Signs You’re a Salty Sweater**
You’ll typically be able to tell if your sweat is predominantly salty based on the following indicators, according to Burgess Horvath:
- **Your sweat tastes salty:** “One of the most common signs I usually see in practice is definitely the salt taste within your sweat, like when it hits your lips, during exercise,” Burgess Horvath says.
- **Your sweat burns your eyes:** It’s not the run making you cry; it’s the salt from your sweat getting in your eyes. (Granted, this could be sunscreen or mascara, so look out for the other signs.)
- **You notice white stains on your clothes:** Look for white chalky stains or crust on your workout clothes, like your shirt or the inside of your hat, as another sign your sweat is majorly salty, according to Burgess Horvath. You’ll likely be able to see white salt lines on your skin post-run, too.
- **Frequent Muscle Cramps:** Muscle cramping, especially in hot and humid conditions, is another signal your sweat is salty, Burgess Horvath says. Losing sodium (an [electrolyte](https://run.outsideonline.com/nutrition-and-health/the-dream-of-the-90s-is-alive-with-these-nostalgic-electrolyte-flavors/)) through your sweat causes your muscles to tighten and cramp. (It’s important to note that muscle cramps could also be the result of many other factors, like dehydration, overexertion or fatigue, circulatory issues, medications, and other medical conditions, so it’s important to chat with your doctor if you experience them regularly.)
Losing too much sodium through your sweat could lead to health issues like nausea and vomiting, headache, fatigue, muscle weakness or cramps, confusion, irritability, and even seizures or coma, per the [Mayo Clinic](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hyponatremia/symptoms-causes/syc-20373711). Burgess Horvath explains that carefully planning your hydration and fueling strategy before, during, and after a run is key to not losing too much sodium. In an ideal world, you’d consult with a sports dietician to create a strategy tailored to your needs. But these tips can help you with a basic fueling plan.
Burgess Horvath emphasizes the importance of carbs because they enhance fluid absorption and promote better fluid retention. She suggests consuming 30 to 60 grams of carbs about 45 minutes before your run. (A banana, for example, has about 30 grams of carbs.) During your run, she recommends getting at least 60 grams of carbs per hour. Post-run, she says to aim for a 2-to-1 ratio of carbs to protein—20 grams of protein with 40 grams of carbs, for example.
That’s right, this is permission to eat more salt. Burgess Horvath recommends consuming sodium-rich foods, like pretzels, or electrolyte sports drinks that contain sodium before, during, and after your runs. The current [dietary guidelines for Americans](https://www.heart.org/en/healthy-living/healthy-eating/eat-smart/sodium/how-much-sodium-should-i-eat-per-day) recommend adults get no more than 2,300 milligrams of sodium a day. However, athletes who are heavy sweaters and exercising multiple hours a day—say, running a four-hour marathon—may need up to 3,500 milligrams of sodium per day, according to an article in [*Current Sports Medicine Reports*](https://journals.lww.com/acsm-csmr/Fulltext/2007/08000/The_Importance_of_Salt_in_the_Athlete_s_Diet.9.aspx).
Finally, it’s important to stay on top of your hydration—not just on the days you go for a run, but day in and day out. “You don’t want to be playing catch-up when training or competition comes around,” Burgess Horvath says.
An easy way to check your hydration status throughout the day is by assessing your urine color, she says. The darker and more yellow your urine is, the more dehydrated you are, according to a 2020 article in [*Frontiers Nutrition*](https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7649145/). On the other hand, having lighter and clearer urine indicates you’re hydrated.
“The goal is to replace, but to not exceed, fluid losses,” Burgess Horvath says. “An average you might hear is to not lose more than 2 percent of body weight during training or exercise. So using sports drinks or hydration supplements, with adequate sodium and carbs, can be a great way to help with that.”
A general rule of thumb is to stay hydrated with water if your runs or other workouts are less than 45 minutes long, and turn to electrolytes for anything longer, Burgess Horvath says. And you can get a general sense of how much fluid you’ve lost during your run by weighing yourself before and after. Make sure to rehydrate with fluids and electrolytes to replace around 120 to 150 percent of the fluid that you lost during exercise, including salty foods. And that could just be your regular post-run meal—having something like soup or putting table salt on your meal that has that 2-to-1 ratio of carbs to protein.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear™](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and markets a product that solves a problem. That problem is visible butt sweat. Known as ‘swamp ass’ or ‘swamp butt’ it is very embarrassing and keeps lots of men indoors or alone while outdoors if they go outside at all. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States of America and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweating, salt, salty, swamp ass, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, sweaty
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### [Spring Break 2025 Different 4 Beachgoers & Warm Weather Revelers](https://swampbutt.com/spring-break-2025-is-way-different-for-beachgoers-and-warm-weather-revelers/)
**Published:** March 24, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Spring Break 2025 Is Way Different for Beachgoers and Warm Weather Revelers.
**Content:**
***Sweating Out Spring Break…***
**Spring Break 2025 Is Way Different for Beachgoers and Warm Weather Revelers**
(March 25, 2025) – For those expecting a Bacchanalian Spring Break this year, it is time to adjust your expectations. Spring Break 2025 is shaping up to be a very different experience than years past. While the allure of sun, sand, and freedom remains, a wave of new regulations, safety concerns, and evolving traveler preferences are transforming the traditional Saturnalian Spring Break into one where ‘breakers’ may wish they’d brought a book. From stricter law enforcement to a renewed focus on safety and sustainable tourism, this year’s spring breakers should prepare for a more regulated and likely less rowdy experience.
**Increased Safety Concerns and International Travel Advisories**
Recent incidents, including a reported ear-biting assault on a [Fort Myers Florida Beach](https://local12.com/news/nation-world/teen-charged-biting-off-part-ear-fort-myers-beach-fight-video-mike-tyson-fight-beach-brawl-ocean-florida-punched-sand-face-victim-violent-altercation), highlight the potential for violence and underscore the need for increased vigilance. Furthermore, the [U.S. State Department’s “Level 4: Do Not Travel](https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories.html/)” advisories for several countries, including popular spring break destinations, urge students to carefully consider their travel plans and prioritize safety. “Reconsider travel to areas with active warnings and advisories, and if traveling internationally, register with the Smart Traveler Enrollment Program (STEP),” advises Nick Heraldson, spokesperson for [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/), a company focused on travel comfort and safety.
**Crackdown on Beachside Revelry**:
The days of carefree beach camping and all-night parties are fading. Coastal communities from Key West to Corpus Christi are implementing stricter regulations to curb disruptive behavior and protect local residents. These measures include:
\* Prohibition of overnight camping: Tents and sleeping on the beach are largely banned, forcing spring breakers to seek traditional accommodations, like hotels and motels.
\* Increased police presence and DUI checkpoints: Law enforcement agencies are stepping up patrols and implementing stricter penalties for underage drinking, public intoxication, and other offenses.
\* Curfews and noise restrictions: Many beaches now have curfews and limitations on amplified music, aiming to reduce noise pollution and late-night disturbances.
\* Bans on alcohol, coolers, and certain attire: Some destinations have implemented outright bans on alcohol on the beach, along with restrictions on coolers and even specific types of swimwear, like ‘butt floss’ bottoms for men and women. ‘No one wants to see your butt cheeks, regardless of what the Instagram may say,” Heraldson said. “Keep that backside out of site and no one gets arrested.”
\* Sandcastle regulations: Even seemingly innocent activities like building sandcastles are subject to new rules in some areas. “All castle related construction must cease with no visible signs of such things after dark.”
**The Rise of Alternative Spring Breaks**:
Faced with increased regulations and safety concerns, some students are opting for alternative spring break experiences. Volunteer trips, educational tours, and culturally immersive travel are gaining popularity, offering a more meaningful and less risky way to spend spring break.
**Spring Break 2025 Plan Ahead and Stay Informed:**
Spring breakers planning trips for 2025 should thoroughly research their destination and familiarize themselves with local laws and regulations. Staying informed about potential safety risks, travel advisories, and alternative spring break options will help ensure a more enjoyable and responsible experience. Contact local authorities or tourism boards for the most up-to-date information.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company. We make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat on men. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.
**Caption**: Rufus has *officially* claimed Spring Break 2025 in neon-soaked, foam-blasted, VHS-glitched style.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Spring Break, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Please Stay Seated 1: New Articles and News from SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/please-stay-seated/)
**Published:** April 13, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Alamodome in San Antonio, TX hosted the men's Final Four in early April, 2025. It was the perfect setting for the launch of the SwampButt Underwear 'Stay Seated' series of articles where the men's underwear maker investigates and comments on place and the reasons to stay seated.
**Content:**
# Please Stay seated
This is the first of a series of articles about the greatest seated population in history. Americans of all backgrounds, races, ages, education, religion, or political belief are united in one thing, being seated.
**Please Stay Seated**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) has an interest in the backsides of half the population, men’s. The rigors and stress that all those who are seated endure are noteworthy. Why? Because the state of the seated cheeks and cracks affects the economy, world trade, gravity and even how the earth is positioned on its axis. So, pull up a chair and keep reading.
**## The Men’s 2025 Final Four Delivers Excitement for Seated Fans**
The nature of life in the 21st century is sedentary, still, without motion. Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest. That tendency is the absolute norm. In places where there were once no seats, chairs are installed. Streets, train stations and airports, and even archeological sites are areas that were previously undeveloped or used for specific purposes have been repurposed into spaces with benches and areas for sitting. Name things that require one to stand? Maybe waiting in line? A standing ovation? A police line-up?
**### Where the Seats and Seated Fans Are?**
The place where people sit in the largest numbers are sporting events. Venues that accommodate 60,000 to over 100,000 places for backsides to land are common in American cities. Lately the largest event to attract six figures of people who want to be seated was the NCAA Men’s Basketball 2025 National Semi Finals, also known as the ‘Final Four.’
The [Alamodome](https://www.alamodome.com/ "Alamodome") in San Antonio, Texas welcomed 149,143 people for three, separate games. This included both the semifinals and the championship game. Add to that the Final Four weekend averaged 16.4 million viewers on television, a 21% increase year-over-year. That is a lot of cushion time. “People will say to me all the time, ‘c’mon Howard, what’s the big deal about the potential hazards of being seated that long,” said SwampButt Underwear owner Harold (often called Howard) Nicoll. “As someone who is in the ‘dry butt business’ I am attentive to every man’s rear end.” Nicoll then went on, “wait, that came out wrong.”
**#### What Goes Wrong When We All Take A Seat At The Final Four?**
What could go wrong? Plenty. When it comes to attending sporting events like the NCAA Men’s Basketball Semi Finals and Finals at venues like the Alamodome, there are several considerations and potential hazards related to prolonged seating:
1\. Physical Discomfort: Sitting for extended periods can lead to discomfort or pain in the back, hips, and legs. If the seats are not ergonomically designed or are overly cramped, this discomfort can be exacerbated. “I guarantee these seats were not ergonomically designed but there was plenty of overly cramped discomfort,” Nicoll stated.
2\. Circulation Issues: Remaining seated for long durations can lead to poor circulation, particularly in the legs. This increases the risk of conditions such as deep vein thrombosis (DVT), especially for individuals who may already be prone to circulation problems. “As one who has circulation issues, and longer than average legs, being folded into that threadbare, rusty, way past its prime seat was a lot like what medieval torturers must have used to compel confessions,” Nicoll speculated.
3\. Hydration and Nutrition: Attending a lengthy event often leads individuals to neglect hydration and proper nutrition. It’s important to stay hydrated, especially in crowded venues where temperatures can rise. Dehydration can lead to headaches and fatigue. “The word nutrition was never uttered by any ballpark venue food vendor and hydration means $24.00 beer or $12.00 bottles of water,” Nicoll reported. “I’d have thought that at those prices there would have been fewer drunks, but there you go.”
4\. Bathroom Breaks: Large events may have long lines for restrooms, which can discourage attendees from taking necessary breaks. This can further exacerbate any physical discomfort from prolonged sitting. “The Alamodome was one of very few stadiums where the men’s room had a line,” Nicoll observed. “So, there was no ‘frequency’ to bathroom breaks. We were more concerned about the ‘possibility’ of making it to the men’s room given how long the wait in line was. But, we were standing up,” Nicoll said.
5\. Awareness of Surroundings: In a crowded venue, being seated for long periods can make individuals less aware of their surroundings. This could be related to emergency situations, where quick movement may be required. “No, no quick movement in any direction was possible inside the Alamodome,” Nicoll observed. “Had there been an emergency or need to get out of the building quickly, there would have been a 100% tragedy.”
7\. Post-Event Recovery: After a long event, attendees may experience stiffness or soreness. Encouraging stretching or brief mobility breaks can help alleviate this. “It’s been several days and I am still recovering from the ‘experience’ of the Alamodome,” Nicoll said.
8\. Footwear and Clothing Choices: Wearing comfortable clothing and shoes can greatly impact how individuals feel during and after the event. Tight clothing or shoes can contribute to discomfort and possible circulation issues. “How my clothes fit or did not fit was the last thing on my mind inside that cavernous looking blimp base of a stadium,” Nicoll blurted.
**Takeaways And Lessons For The Future**
Sitting through the two semifinal games and the national finals was a challenge, according to Nicoll who attended the event. “The Alamodome is the worst place to watch a sporting event of any type, regardless,” he declared. “Site lines are absurd as the view is obstructed by the overhang of the seats above you. The players and action on the floor were very hard to follow because of the distance from the stands to the floor,” he said. “The big screen scoreboard was not visible to many thousands of fans as the overhangs of stands blocked the view.
That was only one of the problems with the Alamodome, there were lots more.” Add to the blocked views, the Alamodome seats were not very wide and the space between rows negligible. The air conditioning does not deliver, even in the cool of early April. “If any building needs demolition, it’s the Alamodome.”
Encouraging fans to take breaks, when possible, stretch, stay hydrated, and wear comfortable attire can enhance their experience at events like the NCAA Semi Finals and Finals while addressing some of the hazards associated with extended seating. But more to the point for the future, the NCAA should rethink ever returning to the Alamodome for anything as the building is over 30 years old, has not been properly maintained or updated, is poorly designed and just plain ugly. “Not just ugly, it’s ‘fugly’ Nicoll concluded.
For more information about the hazards of too much sitting visit:https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/adult-health/expert-answers/sitting/faq-20058005″” rel=”noopener” target=”\_blank”> or, https://www.yalemedicine.org/news/sitting-health-risks.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com "SwampButt Underwear") is a real company, committed to men’s underwear that prioritizes comfort and dryness without compromising style. With innovative fabric technology, the company aims to keep sweaty men cool, dry, and confident in every situation. For more information, visit https://swampbutt.com. SwampButt Underwear is Trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it, so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Alamodome, College Basketball, excessive sweating, Final Four, Men's Underwear, NCAA, seated, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat
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### [Why Yes We Do Have SwampButt Underwear in Orange](https://swampbutt.com/yes-we-do-have-orange-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** May 11, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Why yes, we do have orange SwampButt Underwear.
**Content:**
**Why Yes We Do Have SwampButt Underwear in Orange**
With a lot of good reasons…
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) does have orange-colored men’s underwear, but why? Is there a good reason, or any reason, to carry orange? Is it in demand? Does the population of men who sweat a lot need orange underwear for some secret purpose? Are there unspoken needs of a ‘Dream Sycle’ nature? The answer to all of these questions is yes, (except for the Dream Sycle thing). Incorporating orange underwear with moisture-wicking properties into a man’s wardrobe will enhance comfort, especially during physical activities or in warmer climates.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Brighter-Orange-Gator-e1747007185625.png)Why yes, we do have orange SwampButt Underwear“Choosing orange for men’s underwear is a bold fashion statement, no doubt about it,” according to company spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Granted no one except the wearer will likely know about it, but the significance of orange remains.” Orange carries deeper psychological and cultural significance. Here are several reasons why incorporating orange into the underwear collection can be both expressive and meaningful.
**Orange Psychological Impact**
• Energy & Enthusiasm: Orange is associated with vitality and excitement. Wearing it can invigorate a mood and instill a sense of adventure. “It’s hard not to feel exhilarated when your underwear is orange,” Heraldson declared.
• Confidence & Sociability: This vibrant hue reflects sureness and a sociable nature. “Donning orange suggests that one is approachable and unafraid to stand out,” Heraldson stated. “But by ‘stand out’ I mean it in an overachiever way. Not a weird way.”
• Creativity & Optimism: Orange stimulates ingenuity and fosters an optimistic outlook, making it a great choice for those seeking inspiration and positivity.
Cultural and Symbolic Significance
• Spirituality & Simplicity: In some cultures, orange holds spiritual meaning. For instance, in Buddhism, saffron robes symbolize simplicity and detachment. “Saffron is orange,” Heraldson assured. “I looked it up.” (Verywell Mind).
• Visibility & Safety: Orange is highly visible, often used in safety gear. This attribute translates to fashion, where it signifies alertness and readiness. “In a pinch, a highway flagman could put his orange underwear on over his pants,” Heraldson suggested. “The flagman could be sure that no matter what hazard or construction was ahead, every motorist on that road would definitely slow down”
• Seasonal Associations: Linked to autumn and harvest, orange evokes warmth and comfort, adding a seasonal touch to your attire. ([Verywell Mind](https://www.verywellmind.com/the-color-psychology-of-orange-2795818?utm_source=chatgpt.com))
**Fashion Forward**
• Trendsetting Choice: Orange is a daring and unconventional color in men’s fashion. Incorporating it into the underwear showcases a bold and trendsetting personality. “I’ve got mine on and I’m feeling all bold and daring,” Heraldson boasted. “Can you tell from looking at me, how bold I feel?” ([U.OSU](https://u.osu.edu/clotheslines/2020/10/29/the-color-orange-and-fashion/?utm_source=chatgpt.com)).
• Mood Enhancement: Bright colors like orange can uplift your mood and increase confidence, making your choice of underwear a form of self-expression.
**Orange You Glad You’re Wearing SwampButt Underwear?**
Wearing orange [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) is like putting a highlighter on your hips—it’s loud, and not in a sonic, hurts my ears way. The person wearing it is impossible to ignore. “Why shouldn’t your nether regions be a beacon of confidence and zest,” Heraldson queried. “Life’s too short for boring underwear, and SwampButt’s orange collection is here to make sure your backside is as unforgettable as your sparkling personality and other shiny parts.”
The bold color isn’t just some flashy gimmick. SwampButt’s moisture-wicking technology is here to save a sweaty man’s caboose from turning into a swampy disaster. “Whether you’re running a marathon or just trying to survive a long, hot meeting, these undies keep the sweat at bay while you strut your stuff in bright, unapologetic orange,” Heraldson advised. “Do not forget the psychological power of orange—it’s the color of enthusiasm, energy, and someone who is difficult to ignore.”
So, go ahead. Slip into a pair of SwampButt’s orange underwear and let the world know you’re the kind of person who isn’t afraid to live loud, laugh hard, and keep it dry where it counts. Because when it comes to your backside, subtlety is overrated.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company though many of its ‘news’ announcements are not. Consider satire the most flattering form of flattery. We make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.
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**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Men's Underwear, Orange, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, underwear
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### [How Humidity Is Breaking Your Body’s Thermostat](https://swampbutt.com/how-humidity-is-breaking-your-bodys-thermostat/)
**Published:** May 12, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweating is a natural mechanism for regulating body temperature, but excessive sweating can indicate underlying health concerns.
**Content:**
Sweating is a natural mechanism for regulating body temperature, but excessive sweating can indicate underlying health concerns. While physical exertion can cause sweating, it’s essential to monitor unexpected or excessive sweat, as it may be a symptom of a medical condition.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/C782221_WP-e1747104635792.jpg)Sweaty Man. Sometimes sweating a lot makes sense as it is a result of physical exertion. Other times it is harder to explain. Be mindful of excessive sweat as it could be a symptom of a medical condition.The human body relies on sweating for cooling down, but when humidity levels are high, sweat cannot evaporate efficiently, intensifying heat stress. This phenomenon is not unique to one region; people across the globe, from the southern America to the various regions, are affected by oppressive humidity.
For example, a seemingly moderate day in a southern city registered 93°F, but with 69% humidity, the perceived temperature soared to 114°F. In contrast, in a desert region, the temperature reached 116°F with just 9% humidity, resulting in a lower felt temperature of 110°F.
New research highlights the dangers of high temperatures combined with elevated humidity. A study from the National Center for Atmospheric Research in a western city, Colorado in a western city found that when temperatures exceed 90°F and humidity surpasses 60%, the physiological strain on the human body intensifies significantly. Many regions in the America, including southern states, regularly breach these thresholds during summer, increasing health risks for millions of outdoor workers.
Vidhya Venugopal, a public health researcher at the institute, emphasizes that while temperature gets most of the attention, humidity is a critical factor in assessing heat-related health risks. “Sweating profusely can lead to dehydration and electrolyte imbalances,” she says. “We must pay closer attention to humidity when discussing heat stress.”
According to the study, every 10% increase in relative humidity beyond 32°C results in a 22% increase in physiological strain. Since 1969, humidity levels across the America have increased by 0.79% per decade, exacerbating the impact of rising temperatures.
In the America, especially in the South, similar conditions are prevalent. Heat index warnings issued by the National Weather Service often consider both temperature and humidity, illustrating the compounding effect of high moisture levels on perceived heat.
**The Impact on Outdoor Workers**
Workers in industries such as agriculture, construction, and salt pans face heightened risks in hot and humid conditions. In the America, 259 billion hours of labor were lost annually between 2001 and 2020 due to humid heat, costing the country an estimated \\$624 billion in economic losses, or 7% of its GDP in 2017.
Researchers in a western city found that laborers in high-humidity environments were 150% more likely to suffer from heat-related ailments compared to those in drier conditions. The study suggests implementing cooling vests, hydration stations, and scheduled rest breaks to mitigate risks in outdoor workplaces.
**Urban Heat Islands**
Urban centers worldwide are experiencing intensified heat stress due to the urban heat island effect. Concrete and asphalt absorb and retain heat, raising temperatures above those in nearby rural areas. In a western city, increased construction and reduced green spaces have resulted in a 11.3°F rise in perceived temperature, driven by rising humidity levels. Similar trends are seen in other cities, including a southern city and a southwestern city.
In the U.S., cities like a western city, a southern city, and a southern city are facing comparable challenges. Increased urbanization combined with climate change is amplifying the effects of heat and humidity, raising concerns about public health and infrastructure resilience.
**The Road Ahead**
To effectively address the health impacts of humid heat, experts recommend integrating humidity-adjusted thresholds into heat advisory systems. Currently, many heat advisories focus solely on temperature, overlooking the significant role humidity plays in heat stress.
“Our focus needs to shift toward a comprehensive approach that includes both temperature and humidity,” says Tanya Isaac, lead author of the a western city study. “By doing so, we can better protect vulnerable populations, particularly outdoor workers.”
As global temperatures continue to rise, understanding and adapting to the compounding effects of heat and humidity will be crucial in safeguarding public health and preventing economic losses.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweating, humidity, India, SwampButt, Sweat, sweating
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### [Beach Combing Reveals More Messages Written in Shells](https://swampbutt.com/it-does-not-take-sherlock-holmes-to-find-the-secret-to-swampbutt-underwear-its-as-plain-as-any-message-shells-on-a-beach-ever-revealed-that-swampbutt-is-amazing/)
**Published:** May 16, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** It does not take Sherlock Holmes to find the secret to SwampButt Underwear. It's as plain as any message shells on a beach ever revealed, that 'SwampButt is amazing.'
**Content:**
**Beach Combing Reveals More Messages Written in Shells**
It does not take Sherlock Holmes to find the secret to SwampButt Underwear. It’s as plain as any message shells on a [beach](https://www.surfsidetx.org/) ever revealed, that ‘SwampButt is amazing.’ And it is like this for many reason. But the first thing to know is why does humanity need [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com)? Because men sweat and some men sweat more than others.
Sweating is your body’s way of cooling down. It is also another way to excrete
waste. Some people sweat a lot when they are spending time in the outdoors,
exercising inside, outside, or engaged in some type of exertion. Others sweat
when frightened while others sweat for no good reason. Others live in a climate
where it is hot and humid all the time. At SwampButt Underwear we try to put a brave face on excessive butt sweat. Sort of like smiling through the tears, we poke fun at ourselves because of the ‘butt prints’ we leave along life’s trail.
The truth is that excessive sweating, from the butt or other body parts, can cause enough distress that people withdraw from any activity that might expose them and their sweaty parts to any level of public scrutiny.
Think this kind of thing was over in junior high school? Think again. It does not take much for the ‘herd’ to spot a potential weakness and exploit it. Sweat stains can be the invitation to not getting invited anywhere.
People who sweat more than others report feelings of social isolation and withdrawal to avoid touching others. Those ‘others’ are also thought to avoid men who are moist beyond reason. What do people think when encountering someone who is REALLY sweaty? We are not mind readers, so we researched the question.
Sweat and the amounts one experiences it relate to social anxiety and conditions that accompany it. The more a man sweats, the impact on quality of life becomes much more substantial. Excess sweating can have a huge impact on quality of life, affecting career choices and in some instances lead to social isolation. Some change their clothes several times a day.
Men who sweat more than others often have apprehension in work situations like job interviews or meetings where they might be expected to shake hands or will leave a sweaty butt print on an office chair. Social lives suffer when men feel embarrassed by their sweating.
Some avoid romantic relationships because they are sweaty. Men will change their clothes several times a day to avoid ostracism.
Men who sweat more than others often have apprehension in work situations like job interviews or meetings where they might be expected to shake hands or will leave a sweaty butt print on an office chair. Social lives suffer when men feel embarrassed by their sweating.
Some avoid romantic relationships because they are sweaty. Men will avoid situations where a woman is likely to reject them for any reason. Presented as a big sweaty mess does little to reinforce self-confidence. Not taking chances in public is way easier than gambling on potential humiliation. Staying in and away from others is way easier.
**Why Do I Sweat So Much? Medical Reason for Excessive Sweating**
For anyone on the SwampButt Underwear website, this is a question that unites us all, why do I sweat so much? There may be medical reasons for all those stained shirts, shorts and dropped utensils or tools. Hot humid climates and mosquitos go together like peas and carrots. When spending time in the tropics be mindful of excess sweating, bug bites, and tropical diseases.
**Tropical Diseases & Other Kinds**
According to the [Mayo Clinic website ](https://www.mayoclinic.org/)medical conditions that can lead to excessive sweating can include:
– Malaria,
– Diabetic hypoglycemia,
– Fever (regardless of cause),
– Leukemia,
– Lymphoma,
– Tuberculosis, or adrenal gland tumors,
– Pneumonia,
– Diabetes,
– Heart failure,
– Anxiety,
– Overactive glands, like your thyroid.
Seek immediate medical attention if your heavy sweating is accompanied by lightheadedness, chest pain or nausea.
**Contact your doctor if:**
– You suddenly begin to sweat more than usual.
– Sweating disrupts your daily routine.
– You experience night sweats for no apparent reason.
– Sweating causes emotional distress or social withdrawal.
For those who have even the slightest suspicion that sweating may be caused by one of these, stop what you are doing and call your doctor.
**But I Have None of These?**
If none of these is bothering you, and you sweat for no good reason then you probably have primary hyperhidrosis. It happens when excess sweating is not triggered by a rise in temperature or physical activity. Primary hyperhidrosis may be at least partly hereditary. Lots of sweat can affect your entire body or just certain areas, such as your palms, soles, underarms, face and yes, your backside.
If you are sweating so heavily that it affects your daily life, talk to your doctor. Yes, it sucks and conversations like this are difficult. But remember that this is not your fault, your doctor is there to help, he/she will protect your privacy and possibly prescribe treatments that can help. Besides, your doctor has seen way worse things than this.
**Prescription Deodorant or Prescription Strength Deodorant?**
First, yes this is a thing. Second there is a difference between prescription strength and prescription deodorant.
The best way to tell the difference is that no one can buy prescription deodorant without a doctors’ prescription. Prescription strength means really strong but for sale over the counter.
**Here are some examples of prescription strength deodorant:**
Drysol is a popular prescription antiperspirant designed to treat hyperhidrosis and excessive sweating. Can be used on the underarms, scalp, hands, and feet. Active Ingredient: Aluminum chloride hexahydrate (20%)
Xerac AC is a topical, prescription-only treatment designed for use on the underarms, palms and feet. Active Ingredient: Aluminum Chloride Hexahydrate (6.25%)
Formalaz is a sweating treatment specifically designed to combat foot odor and sweat. A prescription-only option for plantar hyperhidrosis or foot sweating. Active ingredient: Formaldehyde (10%)
Prescription antiperspirant is strong stuff and should only be considered after exhausting all other over-the-counter hyperhidrosis and excessive The best way to tell the difference is that no one can buy prescription deodorant without a doctors’ prescription. Prescription strength means really strong but for sale over the counter.
Here are some examples of prescription strength deodorant:
Drysol is a popular prescription antiperspirant designed to treat hyperhidrosis and excessive sweating. Can be used on the underarms, scalp, hands, and feet. Active Ingredient: Aluminum chloride hexahydrate (20%)
Xerac AC is a topical, prescription-only treatment designed for use on the underarms, palms and feet. Active Ingredient: Aluminum Chloride Hexahydrate (6.25%)
Formalaz is a sweating treatment specifically designed to combat foot odor and sweat. A prescription-only option for plantar hyperhidrosis or foot sweating. Active ingredient: Formaldehyde (10%)
Prescription antiperspirant is strong stuff and should only be considered after exhausting all other over-the-counter hyperhidrosis and excessive sweating treatments.
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### [Are sweat elimination treatments safe?](https://swampbutt.com/are-sweat-elimination-treatments-safe-heres-what-happens-if-you-prevent-perspiration/)
**Published:** May 19, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Are sweat elimination treatments safe?
**Content:**
**Here’s what happens if you prevent perspiration
Experts explain the pros and cons of injections and medicated deodorants**
NOTE: This article was originally published in ‘[The National’](https://www.thenationalnews.com/lifestyle/wellbeing/2025/05/18/are-sweat-reduction-treatments-safe-botox-deodorant/) on May 17, 2025 and written by Gemma White.
For those who choose not to block their body’s ability to sweat, we recommend [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa/).
**Wellbeing**
Are sweat elimination treatments safe? Here’s what happens if you prevent perspiration
Experts explain the pros and cons of injections and medicated deodorants
By Gemma White
May 17, 2025
Perspiration is one of those slightly awkward things nobody likes to talk about. Boasts about “sweating it out at the gym” or “getting a sweat on” on the dance floor might be socially acceptable, but everyday sweating is not up for discussion. Even in the Middle East.
“It acts as a natural cooling system, helping to prevent overheating by releasing heat through evaporation,” explains Dr Amira Alsisi, a dermatology and cosmetology specialist at Aster Clinic, Halwan. “It also helps to eliminate small amounts of waste products, contributing to overall skin and body health.”
For most people, sweating is easily managed with antiperspirants. But excessive sweating, known as hyperhidrosis, can make some feel self-conscious. According to the US-based International Hyperhidrosis Society, about 385 million people live with hyperhidrosis and an estimated 27 per cent of those have not received a diagnosis.
**Hyperhidrosis: What causes excessive sweating?**
Two types of sweat glands – eccrine and apocrine – help to regulate body temperature. Eccrine glands are found all over, particularly on the palms, soles, forehead and armpits. Apocrine glands are found in areas with many hair follicles, such as armpits and groin. They are activated by stress, heightened emotional state and hormones, producing a thicker, stronger smelling sweat.
Genetics, activity levels and stress are some of the factor that determine sweat levels. Conditions such as diabetic hypoglycaemia and hyperthyroidism also play a part, as does hyperhidrosis.
“While hyperhidrosis is not inherently harmful, it can lead to significant physical and psychological challenges,” says Dr Najam Saqib, a dermatologist at RAK Hospital. “Physically, excessive sweating can cause skin maceration, increasing the risk of infections. Psychologically, it can lead to embarrassment social withdrawal and decreased quality of life. The condition can interfere with daily activities, occupational tasks and interpersonal relationships.”
**First step: medicated deodorants**
GPs can prescribe clinical strength antiperspirants, which temporarily blocking the sweat ducts, for those who sweat excessively.
“They are non-invasive, easily available and suitable for mild to moderate cases,” says Dr Alsisi. “They often contain higher concentrations of aluminium salts, which may cause skin irritation in some individuals and can be less effective for severe hyperhidrosis compared to medical treatments.”
The amount of aluminium chloride hexahydrate varies by antiperspirant brand. Higher concentrations are recommended for hands and feet. Dr Mihaela Svorcina, an aesthetic doctor at Euromed Clinic Dubai, recommends applying antiperspirants “on the affected area before sleep”. She advises washing it off the next morning and then reapplying.
Muscle paralysing protein botulinum toxin, commonly known as Botox, is used to stop excessive sweating by blocking the nerves responsible for activating sweat, causing them to become temporarily inactive.
“Botox works best for the armpits as only numbing cream is required to alleviate the pain,” says Dr Maurizio Viel, a plastic surgeon at Cornerstone Clinic.
“The product can also be injected in the hands and feet, however, because of the sensitivity of these areas, it is advisable to do this under sedation. It is extremely painful. Before injecting the hands, it is important to consider that this can affect the strength of the grip of the hand, so this is rarely advised.”
Dr Viel says the treatment has proved highly effective in targeted areas and is a relatively quick outpatient procedure.
“It takes three to seven days for the Botox to start working,” Dr Viel adds. “The treatment can last from four to six months but most patients, if injected by a professional, can see results lasting up to nine months. That’s when new nerve endings regenerate to stimulate the sweat glands again and require another round of injections.”
Dr Svorcina adds: “We can also inject into the scalp, where we have seen its effect on better hair growth, sweat reduction and control of oily hair. When it comes to areas like the groin, buttocks, chest and back, this is generally not done as much due to cost, pain and the risk of infection.”
**Is blocking sweat glands dangerous?**
Sweating is vital to maintaining good health, so questions arise around what happens when sweat glands are deliberately stopped from doing what they are supposed to.
“The body does not sweat extra in other areas because one area sweats less,” says Dr Viel. “The body has a large surface area to cool. Treating a area should not make any difference to the body’s ability to regulate temperature.
“Patients with this condition are typically sweating more than the average person, so cutting down armpit sweat should make little to no difference to the rest of the body’s cooling functions.”
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** botox, deodorant, hyperhydrosis, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Sweat increases the more you eat! - Too many big meals leads to increased sweating and the danger of SwampButt.](https://swampbutt.com/sweat-increases-the-more-you-eat-too-many-big-meals-leads-to-increased-sweating-and-the-danger-of-swampbutt/)
**Published:** June 10, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweat increases the more you eat! - Too many big meals leads to increased sweating and the danger of SwampButt.
**Content:**
Sweat increases the more you eat! – Too many big meals leads to increased sweating and the danger of SwampButt.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Big-Meals-Cause-Sweating.webp)Please note this was originally published in [Marca](https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/fitness/2025/06/08/68459d5b46163fe86a8b4570.html "Marca"), August 6, 2024.
Big Meals cause sweating and swampbutt.Sweating is natural, but….
Sweat increases the more you eat! – Too many big meals leads to increased sweating and the danger of SwampButt. This time of year, the heat begins and, as a consequence, the increase in sweating. Although this is a natural process of the human body, for many it can be a problem and lead to some consequences that can be very difficult to deal with. The smell or marks are just some of the the reason why binge eating is a ‘danger’ for odour that we can have from sweating. However, there are other factors that can make this problem worse. This is the case of food intake, although it may seem that it is not related. This, according to experts, could be related to increased sweating, especially when eating in excess. Because, Sweat increases the more you eat! – Too many big meals leads to increased sweating and the danger of SwampButt.
It may seem like two unrelated concepts, but they are more closely related than expected. According to experts from Driosec, there are several reasons why food could promote the appearance of hyperhidrosis.
Foods have a thermal effect that becomes plausible during digestion, mainly those that increase body temperature. In addition, if you are one of those who like spicy foods, you can add a plus to make your body sweat more. This is because these types of foods contain capsaicin, a substance that can increase body temperature and stimulate the sweat glands.
Alcohol in food can also increase body temperature, which can significantly increase sweating. However, if you suffer from this symptom every time you eat, there may be a bigger problem behind it. This is the case of Frey’s syndrome, a pathology that can cause sweating when eating food, because the nerves that go to the brain and the parotid gland are damaged.
**How to remedy**
It can be uncomfortable at this time of year to suffer from hyperhidrosis, and the smell and marks can spoil your day. Experts give a series of tips to try to avoid this effect when eating, although if you see that it is something more common than it should be, we recommend consulting a doctor to rule out more severe pathologies.All because, Sweat increases the more you eat! – Too many big meals leads to increased sweating and the danger of SwampButt.
One of the things we can do is include astringent foods in the diet. These may help reduce the activity of the sweat glands. Some of these foods are as common as lemon, berries, quince or tomato. In addition, we can incorporate sage infusions as a routine in our diet. These contain vitamin B, which may help control sweating
It is important that, especially at this time of year, you avoid eating hot or spicy foods. As we have already mentioned, they can increase body temperature considerably. The same goes for caffeine, if it can be avoided in summer, better, as it can stimulate sweating.
Just remember, Sweat increases the more you eat! – Too many big meals leads to increased sweating and the danger of SwampButt. To overcome the burden of visible butt-sweat wear SwampButt Underwear available exclusively at: [https://swampbutt.com/shop](https://swampbutt.com/shop "https://swampbutt.com/shop/")/
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**Tags:** hiperhhidrosis, meals, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Confessions of a Sweaty Patriarch](https://swampbutt.com/confessions-of-a-sweaty-patriarch/)
**Published:** June 11, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Confessions of a Sweaty Patriarch. Why I Trust SwampButt™ Underwear On Stage. By Harold Nicoll, APR / Also Jacob, Father of at least Twelve, This Summer at Brazosport Center Stages.
**Content:**
# Confessions of a Sweaty Patriarch! # ## Why I Trust SwampButt™ Underwear On Stage. ## ### By Harold Nicoll, APR / Also Jacob, Father of at Least Twelve, This Summer at [Brazosport Center Stages.](https://bcfas.org/event/joseph-and-the-amazing-technicolor-dreamcoat/2025-07-11/)### #### Confessions of a Sweaty Patriarch.
Confessions of a Sweaty Patriarch. This summer, I’m Jacob. Yes, \*that\* Jacob. Jacob from the Old Testament. The one with the many sons, the questionable parenting skills, and an instinct for surviving family drama that rivals a Netflix mini-series. I’m playing him in ‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat’, and while the script gives him gravitas, robes, and singing it leaves out one essential detail: Jacob sweats. Profusely.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Joseph-SwampButt.webp)While performing under the hot lights this summer trust SwampButt Underwear to keep things dry and drama free.
Not because he’s ancient or worried about Joseph’s weird dreams (though he probably should be), but because I’m performing in Texas. In June. In layered costumes. Under a grid of hot lights that could cook a seagull. That’s right: we’re talking full SwampButt conditions. And I do mean [SwampButt™—as in the underwear.](https://swampbutt.com)
Let’s be honest about summer musicals
They’re beautiful, chaotic, joyful, emotional, and wet. Not just rain-from-the-heavens wet. We’re talking actor-wet. Stick to the make-up chair wet. Sweat from nerves, heat, adrenaline, and costume polyester. If you’re lucky, you’ll sweat invisibly. If you’re not, the audience will watch your character arc trace itself onto your backside like a slow-moving inkblot. Like the Rorschach inkblot test, but instead of an inkblot, it’s the butt sweat blot test.
For me—and other men performing in summer musicals across the country with overactive sweat glands—this is more than a minor inconvenience. It’s a threat to performance integrity. Anything that attracts attention away from the action onstage is a distraction to the audience and other cast members.
Think your fellow performers will take no notice of your soggy bottom? Think again. They all will. Performers in the pit orchestra, the backstage production crew, the prop master, ticket office workers and caterers will make crack about your crack. The one with all the sweat. And don’t get me started on the razzing people you know who attend the performance will give. “We all hoped it was just sweat,” will say your ‘friends.’ And they never forget anything. No one wants Jacob’s performance overshadowed by a dark semicircle creeping across the back of his robe.
That’s where [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) earns its standing ovation. The product was originally designed for guys who endure the heat and humidity from the Texas Gulf Coast. But it’s found an unlikely following among performers who don’t want to look like they just sat in a puddle by act two, or earlier.
SwampButt Underwear’s moisture-wicking technology keeps everything discreet, dry, and drama-free—at least below the belt. It lets me focus on delivering my lines instead of wondering if the lighting tech is adjusting my rear spotlight to “dim.”
**Suspend Belief or Disbelief(?)**
? Theater is about illusion. We want the audience to believe in ancient Egypt, miraculous dreams, and musical numbers that break out organically in family arguments. What we don’t want is for them to believe Jacob has a personal monsoon brewing under his tunic.
So if you’re hitting the stage this summer—or even just watching from the front row—As William Shakespeare famously said: ‘great theater starts with great underwear.’ And for me, that’s SwampButt Underwear. Am I saying that just because I invented it and am the owner? Yes. Yes, it is.
**About the Author:**
Confessions of a Sweaty Patriarch. Harold Nicoll is a public relations professional, SwampButt Underwear evangelist, and current patriarch in [Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat ](https://bcfas.org/event/joseph-and-the-amazing-technicolor-dreamcoat/2025-07-11/)at Brazosport Center Stages. He believes in two things: telling stories that stick, and staying dry while doing it.
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### [Did you know? We did not… August 5 Was National Underwear Day](https://swampbutt.com/never-forget-again-because-august-5-was-national-underwear-day/)
**Published:** August 6, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Never forget again. Because August 5 Was National Underwear Day.
**Content:**
***Did you know? We did not…***
# August 5 Was National Underwear Day**
United States (August 6, 2025) Think of something forgotten lately. Maybe a birthday, long scheduled meeting, child’s recital or ballgame. Which of those missed happenings potentially effected a single household’s income or ability to make a living? Probably none. Imagine the public relations and marketing people at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) when they learned [National Underwear Day](https://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day/national-underwear-day-august-5) was yesterday? Never forget again. Because August 5 Was National Underwear Day.
Exactly. That is because August 5 Was National Underwear Day.Staff members turned bright red as this announcement was made. It was too late to call in sick or declare a religious holiday exemption. It was too early to start planning [National Underwear Day](https://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day/national-underwear-day-august-5) for 2026. What to do?
**Lean Into The Mistake**
Rather than make excuses, blame something or someone else, the crew at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) decided to admit they snoozed on the biggest day of the year for the ‘underwear industrial complex.’ “Two simple words,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and failed chronographer Nick Heraldson stated. “We just forgot,” he said. One who did not forget was Rufus, the famous SwampButt Underwear mascot.
**According to SwampButt Underwear’s Rufus**
SwampButt Underwear is a humorous, underwear company that specializes in moisture-wicking underwear for men who have visible butt sweat. Their mascot Rufus, who embodies the company’s playful and self-deprecating approach, had a funny, relatable, and slightly irreverent take on National Underwear Day.
“Well, it was ‘National Underwear Day’ and we missed it?” Rufus remarked. “That’s a major goof. Like career altering, can’t believe it, no coming back from, ‘biggly’ way to really screw the pooch. I’m just glad it wasn’t me.”
**What He Should Have Said**
As the official SwampButt spokes-mascot, what Rufus meant to say was, “remember, folks, you don’t have to suffer from swampy sadness when you can wear SwampButt Underwear and keep your biscuits nice and dry. So throw out the saggy cotton, and slide into something that fights the funk, and wag your tail with pride! Happy National Underwear Day, y’all!” “I did not know he had an accent,” observed Heraldson. “Or that there were alligators who could talk.”
**Background On National Underwear Day**
The holiday was founded in 2003 by the online retailer [‘Fresh Pair’](https://www.freshpair.com/) to promote body positivity and self-expression through underwear. It began as a campaign to encourage people to feel confident in their own skin and has evolved into a celebration of all types of underwear and body shapes. The observance of National Underwear Day highlights the importance of underwear as both a fashion statement and a symbol of personal confidence.
**Who Needs SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is made for men who sweat profusely and experience visible butt sweat. Men with profuse sweating largely mirror the broader epidemiology of hyperhidrosis—about 1–1.5 % of US men are affected, with onset in adolescence or early adulthood. There are higher rates in Caucasians vs. some other ethnicities, and a strong familial component. Beyond primary focal forms, obese or older men may also experience generalized sweating tied to other health conditions.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear™](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and markets a product that solves a problem. That problem is visible butt sweat. Known as ‘swamp ass’ or ‘swamp butt’ it is very embarrassing and keeps lots of men indoors or alone while outdoors if they go outside at all. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States of America and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Never forget again. Because August 5 Was National Underwear Day., SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [A Special Message from Santa Claus About Swamp Ass for the New Year!](https://swampbutt.com/santa-claus-prevents-swamp-ass/)
**Published:** January 8, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Santa Claus' hopeful message about preventing swamp ass for the New Year, 2025.
**Content:**
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** new year, swamp ass, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear Royal Offer On KRLD-AM Monday April 30 2018](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-royal-offer-on-krld-am-monday-april-30-2018/)
**Published:** May 16, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Royal Offer On KRLD-AM Monday April 30 2018.
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Royal-Baby.jpg)SwampButt Underwear Royal Offer on KRLD-AM.[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Royal Offer On KRLD-AM Monday April 30 2018. Response from social media and regular media regarding the generous offer to supply recently named Prince Louis with a lifetime supply of SwampButt Underwear is very positive. So much so that a company spokesperson will be on the air with KRLD’s Mike Rogers Monday April 30, 2018 at around 8:00 a.m central time. KRLD-AM is a CBS owned radio station, 1080 on the AM dial.
*[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Royal Offer On KRLD-AM Monday April 30 2018. Underwear is pleased to offer Prince Louis a lifetime supply of SwampButt Underwear.*
This interview will join others that the company has done with personalities including Mancow Muller and Michael Berry. The company is very fond of radio and enjoys doing radio interviews. “We can do these over the phone, so we never have to go anywhere,” said frequent radio listener and corporate spokesperson Nick Heraldson. “Not traveling is something we always try to not do because it takes us away from our customers and other responsibilities. And air travel, don’t get me started.”
The company is making the generous offer in the hope of making up for the thoughtless companies in the U.K. (known there as ‘wankers’) who seem to have ignored the arrival of Prince Louis. The company also hopes to ride the wave of free publicity that Prince Louis gains here in the U.S. While no one at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) could figure why Americans were so interested in the birth of Prince Louis they were more than willing to glom onto a cheap opportunity for free promotion. Plus, the whole generous gift thing, that too.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Kate Middleton, Prince Harry, Royal Baby, SwampButt, Sweat, sweating
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### [The Benefits of SwampButt Underwear At The Start of 2025](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** January 13, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Benefits of SwampButt Underwear At The Start of 2025
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/DALL·E-2025-01-12-17.49.26-A-playful-and-humorous-cartoon-illustration-of-the-SwampButt-Underwear-Alligator-depicted-as-a-cheerful-anthropomorphic-alligator-with-a-wide-grin.-.webp)A playful and humorous cartoon illustration of the SwampButt Underwear Alligator, depicted as a cheerful, anthropomorphic alligator with a wide grin.***Start the Year Fresh***
**`The Benefits of SwampButt Underwear At The Start of 2025`**
January 13, 2025 (Somewhere in Southeast Texas) As the New Year starts, it is the perfect time to change that underwear, err, refresh the wardrobe—including what is in the underwear drawer! [SwampButt Underwear ](https://swampbutt.com)offers a perfect opportunity, as all of its [`White, SwampButt Made In The USA Underwear is half-off`](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-white-made-in-the-usa-underwear/). Instead of the usual $24.99 it is priced at $12.99. Is this a great country or what?
**### A Better Start for the New Year With SwampButt Underwear** `January signifies a significant chance to start over, begin anew, correct past mistakes, let old acquaintance be forgotten and never thought of again, ever. It is the only opportunity for 12 months to be a better person. “Unless you, or someone just like you, gets off to that good start in January, then that’s it for the rest of the year,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and self-improvement denier Nick Heraldson. “Might as well just go back to waiting for next year. If it doesn’t happen in January, it ‘aint’ happening.”This is why the January White Sale is so critical. “At SwampButt Underwear, we believe that comfort, quality, and confidence should be accessible to everyone,” Heraldson went on. “And it is important, so don’t laugh.”Embrace a Fresh StartAt the start of a new year, many focus on decluttering and reorganizing. Why not extend that fresh mindset to the underwear collection? The perfect opportunity to dispose of the old, stained, the elastic is just a memory, uncomfortable, and worn-out pairs that are not even good enough to wash the car with and in with stylish and functional options. SwampButt Underwear is designed to provide superior comfort, moisture-wicking capabilities, and support, perfect for everyday wear. The January White Sale offers a chance to stock up on essentials at unbeatable prices!The January White Sale is a retail tradition that originated in the 19th century to boost post-holiday sales:OriginsThe White Sale was invented by John Wanamaker, a 19th-century American entrepreneur and retail marketing pioneer. He coined the phrase in 1878 to encourage customers to continue spending on bed linens, which were only available in white at the time.PurposeThe White Sale was inspired by the idea of starting the New Year by giving your home a clean, fresh start.What to ExpectDuring a White Sale, retailers offer deep discounts on a range of “soft” household goods such as sheets, blankets, and towels. You can check department stores like Macy's, Belk, and Dillard's for sales.When to Expect the Best DealsDiscounts could spike around the three-day Martin Luther King weekend, Jan. 18 to Jan. 20.What's ChangedThe concept has changed over time. Today, white sales usually revolve around household items, but they no longer only involve items that are white in color.Comfort Meets FunctionalityPeople wonder, what is so special about SwampButt Underwear? The answer lies in the innovative design that prioritizes comfort without sacrificing style. With features that help combat chafing and provide breathability, SwampButt Underwear ensures all-day comfort—even during the most active of lifestyles. “The January White Sale allows you to experience this comfort at a reduced price, making it easier to start the year off on the right foot with a dry backside!”Elevate Your Everyday WardrobeUnderwear is often unnoticed in fashion discussions, mostly because people wear pants over them. But it truly is the foundation of any wardrobe. Quality underwear enhances clothing and boosts confidence.Sustainable ChoiceAt SwampButt Underwear, the owners believe in not just providing quality products but doing so responsibly. “In conjunction with the January White Sale, we encourage our customers to consider sustainability. Our underwear is made from high-quality materials that are designed to last, reducing the need for frequent replacements,” Heraldson said. “Investing in durable pieces now means fewer purchases down the line—good for your wallet and the planet”!Affordable QualityA frequent concern when updating one’s wardrobe is the cost. That’s why the January White Sale is the perfect time to acquire high-quality underwear at a budget-friendly price. With significant discounts, no one will have to compromise on comfort or style while remaining mindful of finances.ConclusionAs we all step into 2024, consider giving the underwear drawer a refresh with the amazing deals available during the January White Sale at SwampButt Underwear. You can set the tone for a year filled with confidence and positivity. Don’t miss out—head over to the website today and discover the perfect pairs that will make you look and feel great all year long!Happy New Year, and happy shopping! 🥳About SwampButt UnderwearSwampButt Underwear is a real company though many of its ‘news’ announcements are not. Consider satire the most flattering form of flattery. We make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.`
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** 2025, Benefits, new year, SwampButt Underweara
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### [Does SwampButt Underwear Have a President's Day Sale?](https://swampbutt.com/does-swampbutt-underwear-have-a-presidents-day-sale/)
**Published:** February 17, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Does SwampButt Underwear Have a President's Day Sale?
**Content:**
# Does SwampButt Underwear Have a President’s Day Sale? No.
## SwampButt Underwear President’s Day to Honor George Washington and Abraham Lincoln…
### No Sweat To Make Lincoln and Washington’s Birthdays Two Separate Holidays
Monday February 17, 2025, is [President’s Day](https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/17/business/presidents-day-open-closed/index.html) and many, but not all, Americans will experience a three-day weekend. It is a Federal Holiday, providing federal/government workers the opportunity to use that extra day to round up boxes they will need for cleaning out the offices they have not visited since 2019. It is also a good day to buy a mattress, soundproof wireless headphones, furniture, clothing, or a new shower head. However, it is not a day to save on SwampButt Underwear. And there are plenty of good reasons. Not the least of which is the opinion that commercializing some holidays detracts from their value. Does SwampButt Underwear Have a President’s Day Sale? In a word no, but keep reading tom learn why.
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**Commercialism: As American As George Washington, Right?**
The commercialization of holidays like President’s Day can be seen from different
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Lincoln-SwampButt-copy.jpg)Does [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) Have a President’s Day Sale?perspectives.
Some argue that the parade of Presidents’ Day sales can detract from the significance of the day, turning it into just another consumer opportunity rather than a time to reflect on the contributions of figures like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Eschewing the merchandise sales on President’s Day helps emphasize the importance of honoring their legacies and the values they represented, such as leadership, unity, and progress. That is what the people at SwampButt Underwear will do.
**Celebration on Sale!**
Some argue that these sales can also be a way to celebrate the holiday, bringing attention to the contributions of Washington and Lincoln while also allowing more people to participate in the observance, even if it is through shopping. In this way, the sales could be seen as a form of cultural engagement that keeps their legacies alive in contemporary society.
The people at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) are not mad at anyone about their President’s Day sales. They simply disagree. “It seems unlikely that anyone is considering the heroics of George Washington and his troops, (who defeated the greatest army and navy in the world while they starved, froze and died from pneumonia and exposure as much as from wounds delivered by the enemy) while picking out a mattress,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and man often outraged for no good reason Nick Heraldson. “No one is against a nice three-day weekend. But I doubt those brave men (yes, they were all men) gave up all they had so that 249 years later we could find that perfect sheet-mattress-headphone combination.”
**Make Lincoln and Washington’s Birthdays Two Separate Holidays**
Along with Washington, Abraham Lincoln put right what was wrong with this country. It was at great expense to the nation and to President Lincoln as he faced terrible personal loss during this time. Lincoln was known to suffer from ‘melancholy’ which we now describe as clinical depression. It was exacerbated by the war, and the death of his son ‘Willie.’ His wife Mary also suffered from mental illness. On top of all that, the president lost his life to an assassin, but not before he preserved the union. “Americans owe President Lincoln a lot,” Heraldson commented. “That new shower head will wait until Saturday.”
**Two Holidays Are More Educational**
George Washington and Abraham Lincoln played pivotal roles in shaping the nation, and allowing separate holidays would highlight their unique achievements and the distinct challenges they faced.
Two holidays could also encourage deeper discussions in schools, communities, and among families about American history and the values these leaders stood for. Moreover, it could prevent the dilution of the significance of either figure’s legacy, ensuring that each is appropriately honored in a dedicated setting. Ultimately, it comes down to how society chooses to remember and celebrate its historical figures, and many would agree that recognizing their individual contributions promotes a richer understanding of American history.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
Does SwampButt Underwear have a presidents day sale? Not this year. SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes and sells a product with problem solving ability. That problem is visible butt sweat. There is a fair amount of satire. Humor is good medicine for whatever is ailing one. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.
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### [Fun Facts to Know and Tell About Spring Break 1](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-spring-break-guide/)
**Published:** March 21, 2025
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Springtime is a great time at SwampButt Underwear. All because when the weather turns warm, people go outside, engage in strenuous physical activity and start to sweat. A percentage of men sweat on their backsides which leads to Swamp Butt or Swamp Ass. While this unsightly and often smelly phenomenon is a negative for men who suffer with it, the cash register starts to ring at SwampButt Underwear World Headquarters.
**Content:**
**[The SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) Guide Fun Facts to Know and Tell About Spring Break**
Springtime is a great time at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com). All because when the weather turns warm, people go outside, engage in strenuous physical activity and start to sweat. A percentage of men sweat on their backsides which leads to Swamp Butt or Swamp Ass.
While this unsightly and often smelly phenomenon is a negative for men who suffer with it, the cash register starts to ring at [SwampButt Underwear World Headquarters](https://swampbutt.com). Get ready for the warmer weather at the [SwampButt Underwear Store](https://swampbutt.com/shop/)
Until now, there has never been a comprehensive guide to Spring Break. This is why the owners at SwampButt Underwear decided to devote time and money to assemble such a document.
**Origins & History of Spring Break**
Not always a party: Spring break initially emerged in the 1930s as a way for college swim teams to train in climates before competitions.
Fort Lauderdale became an early hotspot, not for partying, but for its Olympic-sized
swimming pool.
“Where the Boys Are”: The 1960 film [“Where the Boys Are”](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054469/) starring Dolores Hart solidified Fort Lauderdale’s Spring Break reputation and turned it into a major destination for college students seeking fun in the sun. It also showcased the shift towards the party atmosphere.
[MTV Spring Break](https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/entertainment/2025/03/21/mtv-spring-break-photos-beach-party-2000s/82571656007/): MTV propelled spring break into a pop culture phenomenon starting in the 1980s with its annual televised coverage, featuring live musical performances and beach antics. This solidified its place in the cultural zeitgeist.
Not just for college students: While traditionally associated with college students, spring break is now enjoyed by families, high schoolers, and even adults looking for a getaway. The term itself has broadened to mean any spring vacation.
**[Destinations & Activities](https://www.foxnews.com/us/photos-spring-breakers-flock-florida-beaches-sun-sand)**
Beyond the beach: While beaches are synonymous with spring break, alternative destinations like ski resorts, national parks, and even European cities are becoming increasingly popular.
Volunteer vacations (voluntourism): Some students choose to spend their spring break volunteering for causes they care about, combining travel with community service. This reflects a growing trend towards meaningful travel.
Themed cruises: Spring break cruises offer a packaged party experience with themed events, all-inclusive amenities, and multiple destinations.
**Quirky & Interesting**
Big business: Spring break is a multi-billion dollar industry, impacting tourism, hospitality, and entertainment sectors in various destinations.
Alternative spring breaks: Some colleges and universities organize alternative spring breaks focused on academic pursuits, cultural immersion, or community service, offering enriching experiences beyond the typical party scene.
“Sneaux Break”: Some northern schools have embraced the cold and celebrate “Sneaux Break” with winter-themed activities.
>**The Evolution of the Spring Break Party Scene**
Fort Lauderdale’s Rise and Fall (and Rise?): Fort Lauderdale initially embraced the spring break crowds, but by the 1980s, the sheer number of students (estimated at 350,000 in 1985) and the associated problems like public intoxication and vandalism led the city to actively discourage spring breakers. Other destinations like Daytona Beach and Panama City Beach picked up the mantle. Interestingly, in recent years, Fort Lauderdale has made efforts to attract a more upscale spring break crowd, focusing on amenities like luxury hotels and gourmet restaurants.
The MTV Effect: [MTV’s Spring Break ](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/g31178585/mtv-spring-break-photos/)broadcasts didn’t just showcase the parties; they actively shaped the image and culture of spring break. The network brought in major musical acts, introduced fashion trends, and helped popularize specific destinations. This created a feedback loop where students were influenced by what they saw on MTV and in turn shaped the next year’s spring break experience.
The Shift Away from Mega-Parties: While large-scale public parties still exist, there’s a growing trend toward smaller, more private gatherings. This is partly due to increased regulations and security measures implemented by many popular destinations.
**Alternative Spring Breaks**
Focus on Service: Alternative spring break trips often focus on areas like disaster relief, environmental conservation, and community development. Students might help rebuild homes after a hurricane, clean up polluted areas, or tutor children in underserved communities.
**Educational and Cultural Immersion** Some alternative spring breaks offer opportunities for students to learn about different cultures, explore historical sites, or participate in research projects. This can involve traveling abroad or exploring different regions within their own country.
Personal Growth: The goal of these alternative breaks is not just to contribute to a cause but also to foster personal growth and develop leadership skills. Students often reflect on their experiences and gain a deeper understanding of social issues.
**The Economics of Spring Break**
Winners and Losers: While spring break brings a surge in revenue for many businesses, some communities struggle to manage the influx of visitors. Issues like increased traffic, strain on local resources, and environmental damage can have a negative impact.
The Rise of the “Staycation”: Due to rising travel costs and other factors, some people are opting for “staycations,” where they enjoy spring break activities in their own city or region. This can involve exploring local attractions, attending festivals, or simply relaxing at home.
The All-Inclusive Trend All-inclusive resorts and cruises have become increasingly popular for spring break, offering a convenient and often cost-effective way to enjoy a vacation without worrying about additional expenses.
The Future of Spring Break
Sustainability Concerns As awareness of environmental issues grows, there’s likely to be a greater emphasis on sustainable spring break practices. This could involve choosing eco-friendly accommodations, reducing waste, and supporting local businesses that prioritize sustainability.
Technology’s Influence: Technology continues to shape the spring break experience, from booking flights and accommodations to sharing photos and videos on social media. Virtual reality and augmented reality could also play a role in the future, offering immersive travel experiences.
The Search for Authenticity Beyond the parties and the beaches, many travelers are seeking more authentic experiences that connect them with the local culture and environment. This could involve learning a new language, trying local cuisine, or participating in traditional activities.
The Downside of Spring Break
While spring break is often associated with fun and relaxation, it also has its downsides. Here are some negative aspects to consider:
For Individuals
Risky Behaviors: The combination of freedom, peer pressure, and readily available alcohol can lead to risky behaviors such as excessive drinking, drug use, unprotected sex, and reckless driving. These behaviors can have serious consequences, including injuries, illnesses, legal trouble, and even death.
Financial Strain: Spring break can be expensive, especially for students on a tight budget. The costs of travel, accommodation, food, and entertainment can quickly add up, leading to debt and financial stress.
Negative Health Impacts: Besides the risks associated with risky behaviors, the disruption of routine, lack of sleep, and unhealthy eating habits can negatively impact physical and mental health.
Exploitation and Crime: Tourist destinations can be targets for crime, and spring breakers can be vulnerable to theft, scams, and other forms of exploitation. Human trafficking is also a concern in some areas.
Regret and Embarrassment: Impulsive decisions made under the influence of alcohol or peer pressure can lead to regret and embarrassment later on. Photos and videos posted online can have lasting consequences.
For Communities **Strain on Resources: The influx of visitors during spring break can strain local resources such as water, sanitation, and emergency services. This can be particularly challenging for smaller communities that are not equipped to handle large crowds.**
Environmental Damage: Increased tourism can contribute to environmental problems like pollution, littering, and damage to natural habitats. Beaches and other natural areas can be particularly vulnerable.
Disruption of Local Life: The noise, traffic, and rowdy behavior associated with spring break can disrupt the lives of local residents. This can lead to resentment and conflict between locals and visitors.
Negative Image: The association of spring break with excessive partying and unruly behavior can create a negative image for a destination, potentially deterring other types of tourists.
Economic Disparity: The economic benefits of spring break are not always evenly distributed. While some businesses profit, others may suffer, and local residents may not see significant economic gains.
**For Society**
Perpetuation of Harmful Stereotypes: The media portrayal of spring break often reinforces negative stereotypes about young people, particularly college students.
Normalization of Risky Behaviors: The widespread acceptance of excessive drinking and other risky behaviors during spring break can normalize these behaviors and make them seem less harmful.
It’s important to acknowledge these negative aspects and consider the potential consequences before planning a spring break trip. By making informed decisions and acting responsibly, individuals can minimize the risks and contribute to a more positive and sustainable spring break experience.
About SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Underwear is a real company though many of its ‘news’ announcements are not. Consider satire the most flattering form of flattery. We make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.
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### [Sweating Out Christmas Tree Decorating Tangled Mass of Wires and Bulbs Has an Origin Story](https://swampbutt.com/sweating-out-christmas-tree-decorations/)
**Published:** December 22, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Christmas tree lights, electricity and sweating it out to decorate the Christmas tree have a lot of history.
**Content:**
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Christmas tree lights, electric, electricity, light, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [1 Price of Sweat & The Value of an Active Day](https://swampbutt.com/value-of-sweat/)
**Published:** September 18, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** It pays to be active, sweat and get sweaty.
**Content:**
# **Price of Sweat The Value of an Active Day**
**## It Pays to be Active and Sweat**
### New Research, Facilitated by Sweat Economy, Estimates the Value of an Active Day (10,000 Steps) At $2,281 a Year.
SwampButt Underwear says that while this is mostly from Europe they had the foresight to use dollars to show value. At SwampButt Underwear we are all about good values. To purchase [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/shop/) please visit our [online shop](https://swampbutt.com/shop/). It is the only place to buy [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/shop/).
Meta-research studies conducted by universities and institutes across the UK, Spain, and Germany find compelling results for the value of a physically active day (10,000 steps).
LONDON, Sept. 17, 2024 /PRNewswire/ — Leading academic institutions and research teams estimate that walking 10,000 steps in a day is worth up to $6.25, and as low as $0.52, with a median value of $3.96 per person. Widely accepted as the marker of an active day, 10,000 steps per day is proven to lower risks of cardiovascular disease, anxiety, and depression and can also [contribute to longer lifespans](https://www.heart.org/en/news/2022/11/03/upping-your-step-count-even-in-small-amounts-may-increase-life-span).
This new research, which was facilitated by the tech project [Sweat Economy](https://sweateconomy.com/), builds on this premise by quantifying the monetary benefits and economic value of an active lifestyle.
By leveraging $60,000 in research grants provided by Sweat Economy, the project backing $SWEAT (token) and [Sweat Wallet](https://sweateconomy.com/) with the goal to make users’ physical movement valuable, the University of Birmingham (UK), University of Cádiz (Spain) and Blockchain Research Lab (Germany) took novel approaches to this research problem, with each institution deploying distinct research methodologies.
**An Active Day is Worth $6.25 for Individuals**
Co-led by Dr. Mark Elliott and Dr. Danae Arroyos-Calvera, the University of Birmingham consulted research that estimated the Quality-Adjusted Life Years (QALYs) gained from being physically active and derived a value of at least $6.25 per day, which amounts to over $2,280 yearly.
Dr. Mark Elliott, Associate Professor of Human Movement Analytics at the University of Birmingham, said, “our comprehensive review of the academic literature provides a robust foundation for quantifying the economic benefits of physical activity. These values can help guide decisions around public health initiatives, workplace wellness programs, and other strategies to get people moving more.”
**An Active Day is Worth $1.96 for Governments**
Dr. Borja del Pozo Cruz from the University of Cádiz and Prof. Sebastien Chastin from the Caledonian University of Glasgow concluded that an active day is worth $1.96 per day to governments, based on the UK’s National Health Service (NHS) annual cost per head and National Health and Nutrition Examination (NHANES) Survey Data.
Paired with research conducted in the Sweat Wallet app, the researchers surveyed over 100K people from 114 countries on their perceived value of an active day, one of the largest contingencies of crowdsourced wisdom of its kind to date.
The findings ranged from $0.5 to $9.5 per day. Borja del Pozo Cruz, Principal Investigator for the research from the University of Cádiz, said, “the report’s findings emphasize the economic and demographic factors influencing the perceived value of physical activity and suggest the need for tailored public health strategies to promote more active lifestyles. Policymakers and businesses should take note of this public sentiment and prioritize initiatives that can deliver these returns.”
Employers to benefit from a value of $4.38 per employee per active day.
Hamburg-based Blockchain Research Lab estimated that employers can benefit from increased employee productivity if they are physically active. Dr. Lennart Ante concluded that companies can benefit from an economic value of $4.38 per employee per active day, and see a 2.7% productivity boost attributed to improved employee health and reduced absenteeism.
Oleg Fomenko, Co-Founder of Sweat Economy, and organizer of the research program, said, “it is great to see how easily the world can move from talking about the benefits of being active to estimating the financial value of your physical activity.
A wide range of estimates from $0.52 to $6.25 suggests that more work is ahead of us, but the sheer scale of this research matches our ambition of turning the value of your physical activity into a trillion-dollar economy – The Movement Economy.”
The consistent theme across these studies is the undeniable economic value of physical movement. Regular exercise not only improves individual health and well-being but also generates substantial economic benefits for society. Governments and institutions can now encourage physical movement as a cost-effective strategy for enhancing public health and reducing healthcare expenditures.
For more information on the research, please refer to this document. Oleg Fomenko, Co-Founder of Sweat Economy, and Dr. Mark Elliott, Associate Professor at the University of Birmingham are available for interviews
**About Sweat Economy**
Sweat Economy is a Web3 ecosystem on a mission to help the world be more physically active by incentivizing movement. It is powered by $SWEAT, a crypto asset capturing the value of physical movement, minted by steps. The token is managed via the Sweat Wallet dApp, the non-custodial Web3 mobile wallet dApp for managing your $SWEAT and other crypto holdings. Sweat Wallet is a top 5 dApp globally, boasting over 1.5 million monthly unique active users on the platform. Users can start earning $SWEAT and participate in the movement economy by installing the free Sweat Wallet app on Google Play or the App Store.
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### [SwampButt Underwear Proudly Sponsors the 2024 Elizabethan Madrigal Feast](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-sponsors-the-2024-elizabethan-madrigal-feast-in-clute-tx/)
**Published:** November 27, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Proudly Sponsors the 2024 Elizabethan Madrigal Feast
Bringing Comfort and Confidence to Nights of Music and Merriment.
**Content:**
***Bringing Comfort and Confidence to Nights of Music and Merriment…***
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com "SwampButt Underwear") announces its sponsorship of the [Center for the Arts and Sciences, ‘Elizabethan Madrigal Feast’](https://bcfas.org/), (EMF) a delightful event that celebrates the music, culture, and culinary traditions of the Elizabethan era. This year’s ‘feast’ is November 29, 30 & December 1, December 6 & 7 and December 12 – 15. All performances are inside the Center’s Dow Arena Theater and include the performance & dinner. Tickets are $100 per person.
**SwampButt Underwear Proudly Sponsors the 2024 Elizabethan Madrigal Feast**
The live performance of music, period dances, sumptuous food, and Shakespeare’s ‘Much Ado About Nothing’ add to the elegance of courtly gatherings. “We are excited to sponsor such a beautiful celebration of history, artistry, music and great food,” said Harold Nicoll, owner of SwampButt Underwear and native of the Brazosport (Southeast Texas) area. “At SwampButt, we believe that when you look good, you feel good – and when you’re comfortable, you can engage with those around you without the need to explain your soaking backside; did you sit in something, what did you sit in, etc.,” Nicoll said. “We’re proud to be part of an event that captures the spirit of community and the joy of performance.”
**Elizabethan Madrigal Feast** On even-numbered years since 1988, [Brazosport Center for the Arts & Sciences’ Elizabethan Madrigal Feast](https://bcfas.org/) transports guests to the enchanting Yuletide of Renaissance England. “We are pleased beyond words to support one of the defining events for our hometown,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and bon-vivant, Nick Heraldson. “EMF arrives with all the pageantry expected of a royal court in the small coastal town of Clute, Texas. The contrast alone is noteworthy.”
**Why SwampButt Underwear and Shakespeare** A brand rooted in comfort, innovation, dryness and style, [SwampButt ](https://swampbutt.com)
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/DALL·E-2024-11-17-10.37.48-A-humorous-and-lively-illustration-of-anthropomorphic-alligators-dressed-in-elaborate-Elizabethan-era-costumes-performing-at-a-festive-Madrigal-Feast.webp)SwampButt Underwear sponsors the 2024 Elizabethan Madrigal Feast in Clute TX.Underwear enhances the experience of performers and attendees. The EMF features great acting, food and harmonious melodies. SwampButt Underwear combines symphonic qualities of craftsmanship with unrivaled comfort, ensuring anyone fortunate enough to wear it their best throughout the EMF or anytime. “We know that some performers are wearing SwampButt Underwear at each performance,” Heraldson declared. “We cannot disclose those individuals because of HIPPA laws.” When told that HIPPA laws were for medical privacy and not underwear, Heraldson said, “oh, are you sure?”
**More About the Elizabethan Madrigal Feast**
The Elizabethan Madrigal Feast brings together a diverse array of performers and audience members. Understanding the importance of feeling comfortable in social settings, SwampButt Underwear features breathable fabrics and superior moisture management technology. It allows everyone to enjoy the performance without the distraction of a soggy backside. “It’s impossible to be ‘cool’ if you are stuck to the bottom of your chair,” Heraldson instructed. “Our apparel offers not just relief but also confidence, making it the perfect choice for an event where joy and social connection take center stage.”
Join the conversation on social media using the hashtag #SwampButtMadrigal.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is committed to men’s underwear that prioritizes comfort and dryness without compromising style. With innovative fabric technology, we aim to keep sweaty men cool, dry, and confident in every situation. SwampButt Underwear is a real company that manufactures, markets and sells a product that helps solve the problem of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is made in the USA from a blend of lycra/spandex with other anti-sweat and anti-odor components. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the U.S. and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use the trademark without permission.Sweating Out the Return Back to College. For more information, visit https://swampbutt.com.
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### [Thanksgiving Travel Challenges are Nothing New for Pilgrims circa 1621 or Modern Day Travelers](https://swampbutt.com/the-challenges-experienced-by-the-pilgrims/)
**Published:** November 27, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The stresses experienced by the Pilgrims during their journey across the Atlantic and those faced by modern travelers share much in common.
**Content:**
Introduction: While the specific circumstances and technologies have drastically changed, the stresses experienced by the Pilgrims during their journey across the Atlantic and those faced by modern travelers, remain tied together by shared human experiences of physical discomfort, emotional anxiety, and the necessity to adapt to new situations. Recognizing these parallels can provide perspective on the timeless challenges of travel, highlighting the resilience that characterizes human journeys throughout history. And if Pilgrims had the drying, wicking and fast drying benefits of SwampButt Underwear, more may have overcome the ‘consumption’ allowing them to feel better and be more generous with their new neighbors.
**Space: Limited on Airlines, More for Pilgrims**
Who had more room on their journey? The passengers aboard the Mayflower or Americans on passenger airliners? It was the former. No Pilgrim had to crawl over two other Pilgrims to move around, the way Thanksgiving flyers are this weekend as conditions are cramped, wet and hot or cold. “The amount of discomfort depends on the gate position of any given flight, and the type and size of plane” said motorist and SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. When told the question was about the Pilgrims and not modern travelers Heraldson replied, “it probably sucked for them too, but at least they could stretch out to sleep or take a whiz over the side without starting a hassle.”
**The Pilgrims Journey (1620)**
The Pilgrims, a group of English Puritans seeking religious freedom, set sail from Plymouth, England, aboard the poorly named ‘Mayflower’ as there was nothing bright, warm or spring-like about it. Their journey across the Atlantic Ocean was fraught with challenges and bad smells. The ship was overcrowded, and the journey took over two months, during which the Pilgrims faced severe weather, rough seas, and limited supplies.
Navigation was a challenge; they primarily relied on compass and stars, often facing disorientation. Wayfinding was also crippled because their maps were accidently left behind at an establishment called ‘The Amsterdam Fun Factory and Brew Haus.’
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/SwampButt-TSA.jpg-copy.webp)Sweating Out Summer’s Last Hurrah with the TSA who keep travelers safe from childrens’ toys, empty water bottles and prosthetic limbs.**They All Had Cramps**
The cramped conditions led to illness as many passengers suffered from seasickness or scurvy and communicable diseases like tuberculosis, influenza, and croop-1619. Upon their arrival in what is now Massachusetts, the Pilgrims faced the challenge of an unfamiliar land. They had to adapt to a new environment, which included harsh winters, the need to establish shelter, and the struggle to cultivate crops. The first winter in 1620-1621 proved devastating, with many succumbing to starvation and disease. On the upside, there were no parades or Black Friday sales.
**The 2024 Journey**
Americans love Thanksgiving and claim to enjoy visiting family during the 4-day holiday weekend. All passengers boarding such luxurious passenger jets like Spirit or Southwest may or may not be on a spiritual quest. But like the Pilgrims, seats onboard planes do not come close to accommodating the modern buttocks. Later day travelers can also experience unfamiliar geography upon arrival. “Ever been lost in a rent-a-car lot,” Heraldson asked. “I have, and locating the car was just the first puzzle-maze to solve. And try getting directions from an employee! I mean, don’t get me started.”
**Scurvy or Pinkeye?**
It is unlikely that today’s Thanksgiving traveler will experience ‘scurvy’ the way the Pilgrims did. But sharing air with dozens of strangers onboard what amounts to a flying toilet, does not promote public health. “Once was we could take a ‘redeye’ flight overnight,” Heraldson mused. “Now we are all flying on the ‘pinkeye’ regardless of the time of day.”
**Not Quite the Conclusion**
In the 21st century, Thanksgiving travel evolved into one of the busiest travel periods in the United States. The combination of holiday traffic, inclement weather, and overbooked flights creates a perfect storm of challenges for travelers. Airports across the country brace for overwhelming passenger volumes, often resulting in flight delays and cancellations.
**Almost Done**
Technological advancements, such as digital boarding passes and intricate flight tracking apps, have attempted to ease some of the burdens of air travel. However, the airport experience remains frustratingly complex. Issues like security screenings, baggage handling, and increased scrutiny following post-9/11 measures contribute to a stressful travel environment, particularly during high-traffic seasons like Thanksgiving.
“Maybe they don’t report their successes but I am not aware of any violent or terrorist act being prevented by the TSA,” Heraldson stated. “I’m not meaning to judge anyone but the agents I encounter couldn’t stop a runny nose. Not the short overweight guy with his pants zipper busted out, or those who are perhaps a bit more senior; like Methuselah sanding at the x-ray machine,” Heraldson predicted. When informed that many TSA agents were retired military officers, Heraldson said, “thank you for your service to our nation… during World War I.”
“And give chase? To whom? A herd of turtles? A tree sloth? Bah, humbug.”
**Ah, the Conclusion**
To learn more about the Pilgrims please visit the [National Archives](https://visit.archives.gov/whats-on/explore-exhibits/thanksgiving-historical-perspectives#:~:text=During%20the%20autumn%20of%201621,back%20then%20used%20that%20term.).
SwampButt Underwear is a real company though many of its ‘news’ announcements are not. Consider satire the most flattering form of flattery. We make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** hassle, mayflower, pilgrims, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, travel
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### [Sweating Out Shopping on December 2 Cyber Monday Good for Some Business, Bad For Productivity](https://swampbutt.com/workers-on-cyber-monday-december-2/)
**Published:** December 2, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** That SwampButt Underwear isn’t going to sell itself. So quite screwing around on Amazon ordering gifts and get to work. That is, unless you happen to be ordering SwampButt Underwear. In that case, feel free to continue.
**Content:**
You look busy on Cyber Monday while Christmas Shopping…
Slug: That [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) isn’t going to sell itself. So quite screwing around on Amazon ordering gifts and get to work. That is, unless you happen to be ordering SwampButt Underwear. In that case, feel free to continue.
December 2, 2024 – On the heels of ‘Black Friday’, ‘Small Business Saturday’ and ‘Skip Church Sunday’ comes [‘Cyber Monday.’](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/cybermonday.asp#:~:text=Cyber%20Monday%20is%20an%20e,only%20deals%20on%20Cyber%20Monday.) A day when office workers aim their search engines to retail sites for Christmas shopping while being paid to do something else. The advent of the Internet and ease of shopping there, combined with the presence of a computer on every desk, inside every office, cubicle, kiosk, or random flat surface equal massive orders delivered in time for the big day on December 25, 2024. Is it good news? That depends.
Workers Look Busy on [Cyber Monday](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/cybermonday.asp#:~:text=Cyber%20Monday%20is%20an%20e,only%20deals%20on%20Cyber%20Monday.) But Are They?
From a distance, office workers who are still required to actually show up for work, seem quite industrious if not downright focused on those duties for which they are employed. “The boss may stroll through the cube farm and see the workforce clicking away at their computers and believe that this high level of ‘productivity’ is a welcome site, due to his or her leadership skills,” said [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) spokesman and ‘Devil’s Advocate’ Nick Heraldson. “But this is just the start of a string of missed deadlines, incomplete reports, missing orders and the import of viruses from the Internet that make the Matrix seem orderly, so don’t be fooled.”
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/0a623994-301c-4216-96c5-96d3cd001be2.webp)On the heels of ‘Black Friday’, ‘Small Business Saturday’ and ‘Skip Church Sunday’ comes ‘Cyber Monday.’Cyber Monday Shopping Downside
Business owners who believe their workers are being productive while making their holiday shopping selections online face several challenges and potential downsides:
1\. Misplaced Trust and Productivity: If a business owner is under the impression that employees are being productive when they’re shopping online, can lead to a significant misallocation of resources. Workers might not be meeting targets or fulfilling their responsibilities, which can affect overall team performance and explain why the search engine is so slow and the server keeps crashing.
2\. Impact on Team Morale: If productivity is compromised, it may lead to frustration among team members who are completing their work while others are distracted. This can breed resentment and negatively impact overall morale.
3\. Loss of Revenue and Profitability: Depending on the nature of the business, lower productivity can directly result in lost revenue. If employees are not focused on their tasks, customer service may suffer, deadlines may be missed, and overall business operations may be affected, leading to financial implications.
4\. Increased Monitoring and Trust Issues: If a business owner discovers that employees are shopping online rather than working, it may lead to increased monitoring of employee activities. This can create a culture of distrust, making employees feel scrutinized and reducing job satisfaction.
5\. Work-Life Balance Strain: Employees might feel justified in shopping during work hours if they are trying to balance busy personal lives. If employers don’t address this behavior, it could create a workplace environment where employees feel they lack the freedom to manage their time effectively.
6\. Diminished Accountability: If workers are allowed to shop during work hours without repercussions, it may reduce their sense of accountability. They may begin to feel that they can manage their work commitments less rigorously, leading to ongoing productivity issues.
7\. Potential for Policy Changes: As a reaction to perceived unproductivity, business owners might implement stricter internet usage policies or monitoring software, which can lead to push back from employees and negatively affect workplace culture.
Strategies for Business Owners
To mitigate these challenges, business owners can:
• Set Clear Expectations: Clearly communicate productivity expectations and guidelines regarding acceptable online activities during work hours.
• Encourage Work-Life Balance: Promote a culture that allows for flexible work schedules or breaks, where employees can take time away from work to manage personal tasks.
• Utilize Monitoring Tools: Implement software to monitor productivity without infringing on privacy; this can help owners assess whether workers are meeting their obligations without creating a negative atmosphere.
• Engage Employees: Foster open communication to understand any underlying issues that may lead to distractions, allowing employees to voice concerns or suggestions.
• Provide Incentives: Encourage productivity through rewards and recognition programs that focus on meeting goals rather than just hours worked.
By addressing these issues proactively, business owners can improve productivity while maintaining a positive workplace environment. “We want employees to feel appreciated, foster creativity and be a nice place to work,” Heraldson said. “But we aren’t stupid.”
Cyber Monday is a marketing term for e-commerce transactions on the Monday after Thanksgiving in the United States. It was created by retailers to encourage people to shop online. The term was coined by Ellen Davis of the National Retail Federation and Scott Silverman, and made its debut on November 28, 2005, in a Shop.org press release entitled “Cyber Monday Quickly Becoming One of the Biggest Online Shopping Days of the Year.” Cyber Monday takes place the Monday after Thanksgiving; the date falls between November 26 and December 2, depending on the year. Here is but one place for [Cyber Monday deals](https://mashable.com/article/best-cyber-monday-subscription-deals-2024).
Cyber Monday Background
Cyber Monday has become the online equivalent to Black Friday and offers a way for smaller retail websites to compete with larger chains. Since its inception, it has become an international marketing term used by [online retailers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_shopping) around the world.
The shopping event, which originated in 1950 with retail stores lowering prices and extending hours, evolved into a global online phenomenon in 2000, boasting one of the highest worldwide sales, and subsequently inspired the creation of Cyber Monday in 2005.\[3\] According to the Shop.org/Bizrate Research 2005 eHoliday Mood Study, “77 percent of online retailers said that their sales increased substantially on the Monday after Thanksgiving, a trend that is driving serious online discounts and promotions on Cyber Monday this year (2005)”.
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### [Good News SwampButt Underwear Askes Why Do I Sweat So Much?](https://swampbutt.com/good-news-swampbutt-underwear-why-do-i-sweat-so-much/)
**Published:** October 5, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Good News SwampButt Underwear Askes Why Do I Sweat So Much?
**Content:**
Sweating is good for you so do more. To deal with it wear SwampButt Underwear.# Thank you for downloading the SwampButt Underwear informational paper on sweat and sweating.
## **SwampButt Underwear Askes Why Do I Sweat So Much?**
There is no way to produce a comprehensive article on the subject because there is a lot to know and much that is not known. There is however a lot written about it.
We can cover many of the causes and a few of the remedies for excess sweat.
What follows is a very brief and broad compilation/overview based on publicly available information, all found on the internet. This is not intended to or be construed as medical advice as no one here is a doctor. It written for entertainment purposes. If you find it helpful, so much the better.
**Why Do Humans Sweat?**
Sweating is your body’s way of cooling down. It is also another way to excrete waste. Some people sweat a lot when they are spending time in the outdoors, exercising inside, outside, or engaged in some type of exertion. Others sweat when frightened while others sweat for no good reason. Others live in a climate where it is hot and humid all the time. We will explore some of these reasons and make suggestions for what to do about it. Think of it as friendly advice.
**Excessive Sweating and Isolation**
At [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) we try to put a brave face on excessive butt sweat. Sort of like smiling through the tears we poke fun at ourselves because of the ‘butt prints’ we leave along life’s trail.
The truth is that excessive sweating, from the butt or other body parts, can cause enough distress that people withdraw from any activity that might expose them and their sweaty parts to any level of public scrutiny.
Think this kind of thing was over in junior high school? Think again. It does not take much for the ‘herd’ to spot a potential weakness and exploit it. Sweat stains can be the invitation to not getting invited anywhere.
People who sweat more than others report feelings of social isolation and withdrawal to avoid touching others. Those ‘others’ are also thought to avoid men who are moist beyond reason. What do people think when encountering someone who is REALLY sweaty? We are not mind readers, so we researched the question.
Sweat and the amounts one experiences it relate to social anxiety and conditions that accompany it. The more a man sweats, the impact on quality of life becomes much more substantial. Excess sweating can have a huge impact on quality of life, affecting career choices and in some instances lead to social isolation. Some change their clothes several times a day.
Men who sweat more than others often have apprehension in work situations like job interviews or meetings where they might be expected to shake hands or will leave a sweaty butt print on an office chair. Social lives suffer when men feel embarrassed by their sweating.
Some avoid romantic relationships because they are sweaty. Men will avoid situations where a woman is likely to reject them for any reason. Presented as a big sweaty mess does little to reinforce self-confidence. Not taking chances in public is way easier than gambling on potential humiliation. Staying in and away from others is way easier.
**Why Do I Sweat So Much? Medical Reason for Excessive Sweating**
For anyone on the [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) website, this is a question that unites us all, why do I sweat so much? There may be medical reasons for all those stained shirts, shorts and dropped utensils or tools. Hot humid climates and mosquitos go together like peas and carrots. When spending time in the tropics be mindful of excess sweating, bug bites, and tropical diseases.
**Tropical Diseases & Other Kinds**
According to the Mayo Clinic website medical conditions that can lead to excessive sweating can include:
- Malaria,
- Diabetic hypoglycemia,
- Fever (regardless of cause),
- Leukemia,
- Lymphoma,
- Tuberculosis, or adrenal gland tumors,
- Pneumonia,
- Diabetes,
- Heart failure,
- Anxiety,
- Overactive thyroid can cause heavy sweating.
Seek immediate medical attention if your heavy sweating is accompanied by lightheadedness, chest pain or nausea.
Contact your doctor if:
- You suddenly begin to sweat more than usual.
- Sweating disrupts your daily routine.
- You experience night sweats for no apparent reason.
- Sweating causes emotional distress or social withdrawal.
For those who have even the slightest suspicion that sweating may be caused by one of these, stop what you are doing and call your doctor.
**But I Have None of These?**
If none of these is bothering you, and you sweat for no good reason then you probably have *primary hyperhidrosis*. It happens when excess sweating is not triggered by a rise in temperature or physical activity. Primary hyperhidrosis may be at least partly hereditary. Lots of sweat can affect your entire body or just certain areas, such as your palms, soles, underarms, face and yes, your backside.
If you are sweating so heavily that it affects your daily life, talk to your doctor. Yes, it sucks and conversations like this are difficult.
But remember that this is not your fault, your doctor is there to help, he/she will protect your privacy and possibly prescribe treatments that can help. Besides, your doctor has seen way worse things than this.
**Prescription Deodorant or Prescription Strength Deodorant?**
First, yes this is a thing. Second there is a difference between prescription strength and prescription deodorant. The best way to tell the difference is that no one can buy *prescription* deodorant without a doctors’ prescription. Prescription strength means *really strong* but for sale over the counter.
**Here are some examples of prescription strength deodorant:**
**Drysol** is a popular prescription antiperspirant designed to treat hyperhidrosis and excessive sweating. Can be used on the underarms, scalp, hands, and feet. *Active Ingredient: Aluminum chloride hexahydrate (20%)*
**Xerac AC** is a topical, prescription-only treatment designed for use on the underarms, palms and feet.
*Active Ingredient: Aluminum Chloride Hexahydrate (6.25%)*
**Formalaz** is a sweating treatment specifically designed to combat foot odor and sweat. A prescription-only option for plantar hyperhidrosis or foot sweating. *Active ingredient: Formaldehyde (10%)*
Prescription antiperspirant is strong stuff and should only be considered after exhausting all other over-the-counter hyperhidrosis and excessive sweating treatments.
**Sources of Butt Sweat**
The fact that your butt has two sections of skin rubbing against each other means that a lot of sweaty moisture can get trapped in between those cheeks. Those two same sections may or may not make any one backside twice as sweaty. If the skin stays moist for long periods of time it gets irritated and wrinkly, and that can eventually lead to infection. No one wants any of these. There are some ways to potentially reduce all that wetness, rubbing, irritation, itching and stank.
**Non-Medical Butt Sweat Hacks**
*Take a powdered deodorant aerosol* and spray it into your underwear before putting it on. A golfer we know started doing this when fellow golfers refused to let him ride in a cart with them.
*Cut down on salt and sodium*. If you are consuming lots of sodium, your body will have to find a way to get rid of it. How will that happen? You guessed it, sweat!
*Cut the fat.* Just as fat in food provides extra calories, more energy is needed to digest them. When energy is expended, heat comes along too. When extra energy is depleted more heat results and therefore more sweat.
*Omit spicy spices.* Peppers have a chemical called capsaicin that triggers the nerves that make your body feel warmer, so you sweat to cool it back down. Your face also may be flushed, your nose may run, and your eyes may water.
*Eat saltines:* To sweat less when eating spicy food, eat rice, crackers, or bread. These give the receptors in your mouth (which lead to the brain) a different kind of signal to focus on, which interrupts the intensity of the heat. Eating starchy foods might also help to absorb some of the capsaicin and keep it from entering your body so quickly. We realize this flies in the face of the ‘eat less salt’ pointer so maybe eat less spicy food as the saltines were mostly for that. Mostly.
*What to drink to stop sweating:* Stop sweat with a capital ‘Tea. ‘ **Sage tea** is rich in magnesium and vitamin B, which helps slow down those over acting sweating glands. If you can’t get your hands on some sage herbs, try green tea instead.
**Other Tips**
A sweatier than normal backside is not the worst thing that can happen to you. Botched surgery is one example of something worse or being eaten by bears, also bad.
Yes, Swampbutt is embarrassing but no one ever died of embarrassment, if they had my parents would be long dead. They are not. Here are the extra tips.
1. Shower often and use soap, especially in the butt-crack. This will eliminate bacteria and fungus that will grow there.
2. Change your clothes more often and never sit in wet pants/shorts if you can avoid it.
3. Move around. In the age of lockdowns and pandemics, more of us are working from home while seated. Stand up and walk around. More air will circulate ‘down there’ and keep things dryer south of the border.
4. Aerosol spray deodorant. I like this because it is a powder that aids drying. Plus, it can be sprayed into garments and underwear.
5. After spraying deodorant, dust your buns with talcum powder, but not too much. Excess will hold water, clump, and make a real mess. Yuck.
**Conclusion**
According to science, when men get too warm, they tend to sweat more. The material in [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made to draw sweat away from the skin. This is known as wicking. In addition to wicking, our underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which allows sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear.
These garments are manufactured to our specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
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**Tags:** Hexsel's Hyperhidrosis, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, sweating
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### [Sweat Management for Hands](https://swampbutt.com/sweat-management-for-hands/)
**Published:** September 5, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Whether trying to open a jar of peanut butter or grip a bowling ball, sweaty hands can and will deprive people so afflicted of peanut butter or lead to broken toes because that bowling ball is going straight down. The struggle is real.
**Content:**
# Topspin Consumer Partners Invests In Leading Sweat Control Brand Carpe
NOTE: We realize that there are other body parts other than the backside that sweat excessively, among them are hands. Sweaty hands can and will lead to the ‘dropsies.’ Whether trying to open a jar of peanut butter or grip a bowling ball, sweaty hands can and will deprive people so afflicted of peanut butter or lead to broken toes because that bowling ball is going straight down. The struggle is real. If you are also trying to manage that wet backside, try a pair of [SwampButt Underwear.](https://swampbutt.com/shop/)
Topspin Consumer Partners (“Topspin”), an operationally-driven private equity firm focused on the consumer sector, today announced its investment in Carpe (or the “Company”), a disruptive, digitally-native sweat control brand that has revolutionized custom sweat solutions for the entire body. Financial terms of the transaction were not disclosed.
Topspin is partnering with Carpe founders David Spratte and Kasper Kubica, who will continue to lead the business going forward. Established in 2015 in Durham, NC, Carpe has grown from a cult favorite solution for excessively sweaty hands — a condition the founders personally faced — to a full range of dermatologist-tested products targeting the entire body, including underarm antiperspirant, anti-sweat cosmetics, and sweat absorbing products for neglected areas like breast, thigh, groin, and scalp. Carpe’s success is driven by its time-tested, proprietary formulas that focus on efficacy without compromising scent or comfort, and the personal connection the two founders have developed with customers. Carpe sells direct to consumers through its own website and e-commerce marketplaces.
“From the day we first met Topspin three years ago, we wanted to work with them. Their proven track-record of scaling personal care and e-commerce businesses and launching brands into brick-and-mortar retail makes them the ideal partner for us as we enter our next phase of growth and aim to reach everyone who could benefit from better sweat solutions,” said David Spratte, Co-founder & CEO of Carpe. “With Topspin’s strategic guidance and resources, we are confident that we can accelerate our mission to provide innovative and effective sweat solutions to customers around the world. We’re incredibly proud of what our team has accomplished thus far and look forward to the exciting opportunities ahead.”
“We are thrilled to partner with Carpe, a company that perfectly exemplifies the entrepreneurial spirit and customer-centric approach we value at Topspin,” said Leigh Randall, Managing Partner at Topspin. “David and Kasper, with the support of their team, have done an exceptional job in growing the business by continuously innovating and responding to consumer feedback. This investment reflects our commitment to partnering with fast-growing, founder-led brands that are disrupting their markets, and we’re excited to support Carpe’s continued growth and success.”
KeyBanc Capital Markets Inc. served as financial advisor to Carpe.
### **About Carpe**
Founded in 2015, Carpe provides a system of effective sweat management products to help tackle sweating at the source. Carpe’s dermatologist-tested full-body product suite spans hand lotion, underarm antiperspirant, sweat-proof cosmetics and hair care products, and more. Developed with the help of a panel of medical advisors, Carpe is the #1 dermatologist recommended antiperspirant brand for whole-body sweat protection. Visit [https://mycarpe.com/](https://mycarpe.com) for more information.
#### About Topspin Consumer Partners
Topspin Consumer Partners is a Mamaroneck, NY-based private equity firm that makes investments in established, profitable, and fast-growing middle-market consumer businesses. The firm invests across a number of sub-verticals within consumer, including health & wellness, personal care, beauty, food & beverage, household goods, pet, and children’s products. The Topspin team has considerable operational expertise and collaborates with founder-owners and management teams to build businesses of varying stages and sizes. For more information, please visit [www.topspincp.com.](http://topspincp.com)
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweating, hands, Sweat, sweating
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### [Sweat Problems for Golfers and What One Learned](https://swampbutt.com/pga-pro-golfers-denny-mcarthy-sweat-problems/)
**Published:** September 5, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweat problems for golfers and what one learned.
**Content:**
# Perspiration was a problem, so golfer Denny McCarthy took a sweat test
## Here’s what he learned and how other golfers can benefit.
By Dave Shedloski
August 15, 2024This story originally appeared in [Golf Digest ](https://www.golfdigest.com/story/perspiration-was-a-problem-denny-mccarthy-sweat-test-2024)August 15, 2024. For golfers who have trouble with excessive butt sweat, please visit
MEMPHIS — Denny McCarthy sweated out a four-under-par 66 Thursday at the FedEx St. Jude Championship, and, OK, that’s not unusual amid a heat index those rose to 104 degrees at TPC Southwind—a place laden with water hazards and further soddened by copious amounts of perspiration.
In McCarthy’s case, however, the round was cooler than he has experienced in previous years in this FedEx Cup playoff opener and not because of a score that put him among the leaders. There is no detail too trivial or minute that professional golfers won’t address to reach optimum performance, and in McCarthy’s case, that entails undergoing a “sweat test.” No, that is not a test to measure how one handles pressure on a golf course. It’s literally a test of fluid output through the pores.
Thomas Edison said that “genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration,” but in McCarthy’s case, his genius was in realizing that his 99 percent perspiration was potentially holding back that one percent inspiration.
“I worry more about the heat than the test of golf. I sweat a lot. I struggle in the heat,” said McCarthy, who came into the week 45th in the FedEx Cup standings and needs a solid finish to stay in the top 50 and advance to the BMW Championship in Colorado. “I have a hard time getting things dry. I felt like I was preparing for battle this week, really.”
McCarthy struggled last year, finishing T-66 and falling from 24th to 35th in the FedEx Cup standings, essentially leaving himself with an uphill climb into the top 30 to qualify for the season finale, the Tour Championship. He ended up falling short and blamed the hyperhidrosis—the technical term for excessive sweating. He said his experience last year “was brutal every day, and it was hard to focus on my golf.”
So last fall he got “professionally sweat tested,” and the 31-year-old Florida resident said that the exercise has helped him to better deal with the heat.
In addition to more hydration and a change in his dietary choices before he tees off, McCarthy increases his sodium intake significantly.[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/1692111160868.jpg)Visible sweat on a pro golfer distracts from accomplishments on the links.
“Yeah, I wasn’t even close to being properly hydrated. I was drinking things thinking that that was enough last year, and it wasn’t nearly enough,” he explained. “I needed way more salt and way more salt earlier in the day, and at nighttime, too. I was doing things thinking it was the right thing, and it wasn’t. So just a little change there, and that seemed to help today. It seems like it’s going to be hot again tomorrow, so I made sure I was on top of it coming into this week.”Ranked 40th in the world, McCarthy has endured a frustrating season, slowed by some unspecified nagging injuries. He has posted three top-10 finishes that included a playoff loss to Akshay Bhatia at the Valero Texas Open. Ironically, the heat bearing down on the 70-man field was helpful this time.
“I just haven’t really been able to play the golf that I’ve wanted to,” he said. “Tried to forget about it. The heat actually helps those things loosen up in this kind of weather, as bad as it is for my sweating and whatever. It helps loosen these things up. I had a really hard time in Scotland with the cooler weather, those two weeks, Scottish and British. I had a hard time hitting the ball how I wanted to. It just was really hard. I had a couple things just really biting at me. It feels nice to kind of hit some shots that I know I’m capable of hitting, and I played a nice round of golf today.”
The inspiration had a chance to kick in.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** analyzed, golf, golfers, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear Celebrates & Sweats Out College Football Week 3](https://swampbutt.com/sweats-outl-week-3/)
**Published:** September 13, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Celebrates & Sweats Out College Football Week 3.
**Content:**
# SwampButt Underwear Celebrates & Sweats Out College Football Week 3
## SwampButt Underwear Sweats Out the Hot and the Steamed… ### College Football Week 3’s Most Uncomfortable Locations
September 14, 2024 – Sometimes it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity and sometimes it’s both. Given that so many college football games last well over four and even five hours, fans in the stands can be next level uncomfortable. With time outs for measurements, beer commercials, car ads and lengthy play reviews, many of America’s college football fans leave their respective games a big sweaty mess. “Some stadiums are positioned so that no breeze can circulate inside, ever,” said [SwampButt Underwear’s](http://swampbutt.com/shop/) corporate spokesman Nick Heraldson. “The players have big fans, ice, towels and Gatorade so they do fine regardless. The fans on the other hand are all dehydrated with their thighs stuck to the bleachers.”
**Swampiest Game Sites for Week Three**
1\. Florida vs. Texas A&M Gainesville, Florida. Predicted temperature 86 degrees with heat index of 98 degrees and a chance of rain. It does not seem to matter where they play, who the coach is, or what the weather conditions are, A&M underachieves. Witness a home loss to Notre Dame who dropped their next game to some directional Illinois school. Talk about embarrassing. Ironically, Texas A&M’s starting running back last name is ‘Moss.’ Perfect.
2.Rice vs. Houston John O Quin Field Houston, Texas. The high temperature in Houston Saturday is predicted at 97 degrees. But by game time at 7:00 p.m. it’s expected to cool down to a breezy 90 degrees. Knowing that the rivalry between these schools is ending, should bring more interest and fans to the game, but probably won’t. Houston is 0-2, losing by three touchdowns to surprising UNLV and dropping a close one at Norman, Oklahoma to the Sooners. “Houston fans are prima-donnas and will only turn up for the Cougars when they are winning championships, which is at a once-a-decade level of occurrence,” Heraldson said. “And no one gives a shit about Rice.”
3\. Tulane vs. Oklahoma Gaylord Family Stadium Norman Oklahoma. It will be 87 degrees at game time. “Heat and humidity will not affect the players from Tulane as there is nowhere with more heat and humidity than New Orleans.,” Heraldson declared. “But Oklahoma is still going to win, regardless. And who is Gaylord Family?”
4\. Ball State vs. Miami Hard Rock Stadium Miami, Florida where it will be 89 degrees and raining. “The players from Indiana and places north will melt in a climate that is more like Singapore than Muncie,” Heraldson speculated. “Miami will win by at least three touchdowns.”
About SwampButt Underwear
First of all, we love college football. Now the business stuff. SwampButt Underwear is a real company though many of its ‘news’ announcements are not. Consider satire the most flattering form of flattery. We make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.
**More About Sweat **The truth is that excessive sweating, from the butt or other body parts, can cause enough distress that people withdraw from any activity that might expose them and their sweaty parts to any level of public scrutiny.****
Think this kind of thing was over in junior high school? Think again. It does not take much for the ‘herd’ to spot a potential weakness and exploit it. Sweat stains can be the invitation to not getting invited anywhere.
People who sweat more than others report feelings of social isolation and withdrawal to avoid touching others. Those ‘others’ are also thought to avoid men who are moist beyond reason. What do people think when encountering someone who is REALLY sweaty? We are not mind readers, so we researched the question.
Sweat and the amounts one experiences it relate to social anxiety and conditions that accompany it. The more a man sweats, the impact on quality of life becomes much more substantial. Excess sweating can have a huge impact on quality of life, affecting career choices and in some instances lead to social isolation. Some change their clothes several times a day.
Men who sweat more than others often have apprehension in work situations like job interviews or meetings where they might be expected to shake hands or will leave a sweaty butt print on an office chair. Social lives suffer when men feel embarrassed by their sweating.
Some avoid romantic relationships because they are sweaty. Men will avoid situations where a woman is likely to reject them for any reason. Presented as a big sweaty mess does little to reinforce self-confidence. Not taking chances in public is way easier than gambling on potential humiliation. Staying in and away from others is way easier.
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Resources for this article from [ESPN College Football](https://www.espn.com/college-football/) and [The Weather Channel](https://weather.https://weather.com/com/).
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Sweating Out Hurricane Beryl with SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/sweating-out-hurricane-beryl-with-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** August 27, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweating Out Hurricane Beryl with SwampButt Underwear
**Content:**
Sweating Out Hurricane Beryl with SwampButt Underwear
Tropical Storm Beryl is in the Gulf of Mexico, and the cone of uncertainty continues to shift closer to the Greater Houston area.
Hurricane Hunter Aircraft reports Beryl has changed little in strength during the past few hours. Hurricane-force winds, life-threatening storm surge, and heavy rains expected in portions of South Texas.
The National Hurricane Center still predicts Beryl to become a hurricane before landfall, with Hurricane warnings for Matagorda and Corpus.
A Tropical Storm Warning has been issued for Galveston, and is in effect for parts of Deep South Texas, including Cameron Island, Coastal Cameron, Coastal Kenedy, Costal Willacy, Kenedy Island and Willacy Island.
A hurricane watch has been extended from the Rio Grande to San Luis Pass.
A storm surge watch is extended to High Bay including Galveston Island.
Landfall is now projected to come on Monday between Port O’Connor and Matagorda Bay, but that could shift east again.
Harris County Judge Mark Henry has issued a disaster declaration.
Refugio County has issued a mandatory evacuation, with voluntary evacuations now in Nueces County.
Brazoria County Judge Matt Sebesta tells KTRH the biggest concern there is tides 3-5 feet above normal.
A voluntary evacuation recommendation is in effect for coastal Matagorda County including Matagorda, Sargent, and the waterfront of the City of Palacios.
A mandatory evacuation is in effect for Surfside Beach for all recreational vehicles including travel trailers, motorhomes, watercraft and Box/Utility trailers.
In preparation for landfall, Governor Greg Abbott directed the Texas Division of Emergency Management (TDEM) to increase the readiness level of the State Emergency Operations Center to Level II (Escalated Response Conditions) effective Friday. A severe weather disaster declaration has been declared for 40 counties including Matagorda.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** hurricane, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Sweating Out Summer’s Last Hurrah](https://swampbutt.com/sweating-out-summers-last-hurrah-domestic-travel-during-the-labor-day-weekend-will-likely-increase-by-9-as-opposed-to-last-year-whether-its-by-car-or-flying-according-to-a-study-by-aaa/)
**Published:** August 27, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweating out summer's last hurrah. Air travel will set records this Labor Day as will annoyance while traveling.
**Content:**
# Sweating Out Summer’s Last Hurrah.
In case summer was somehow interrupted by a heat wave, heat rash, hurricane, or some other natural mishap, there is a chance to salvage a bit of it this weekend. Labor Day is considered the last holiday of summer and the unofficial start of fall. But it is not fall. It is still summer. And summer means that the heat and sweat will be exacerbated by a crush of travelers who are not you. All of us have the chance to be Sweating Out Summer’s Last Hurrah Labor Day 2024.
Americans get an extra day added to the weekend for the last picnic, fishing excursion, boat ride, water skiing, camping, golf, tennis, pickle ball, horseshoes, or barbecue outing. It is also ‘Week One’ for college football. Labor Day also allows for one last overnight trip before the crush of school, leaf-raking, and pumpkin spices strewn across the fruited plain. Ennjoy it while you can.
**## All Sweaty If It Seems More Crowded**
Domestic travel during the Labor Day weekend will likely increase by 9% as opposed to last year, whether it’s by car or flying, according to a study by AAA. “This means an increase in people not paying attention to when the light changes at a traffic stop, stopping behind where your car is, driving slowly and only increasing speed when you are trying to pass,” according to SwampButt Underwear pop-culture expert and all-around crank, Nick Heraldson. “I bet there are an additional nine percent of people at the airports dressed in pajamas and sleeping underneath the seats,” he predicted. “Add to the sweaty feet attached to sweaty people and their sandals, you are looking at an all-out assault on the senses.” He went on, “those people underneath the seats are often wearing masks. Probably because it is the filthiest most germ-infested place on planet earth.”
**Air Travel Labor Day**
Trips via airline is challenging on a good day. Alas, air travel set records this summer and the same will be true Labor Day. Over 17 million passengers are expected to hit the skies for the long weekend, which TSA is counting as Thursday, Aug. 29 through Wednesday, Sept. 4. TSA predicts 8.5% more Americans taking to the skies during that time. Yes, that TSA.
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The same crack government officials who pat down three-year-olds, sniff your cologne, insist that the artificial leg a passenger has is fake and make the owner to take it off and walk through the X-Ray scanner. That TSA. “Nothing will put the cherry on the sundae of your day like an overly enthusiastic TSA agent,” Heraldson reflected. “Everything this person encounters is a potential crisis, everyone a suspected foreign hostile actor. Like they are on an episode of ’24.’There is at least one TSA agent like this at every airport in the country. So being a socially awkward, paranoid loner must be part of the recruiting.”
**The Best Times to Travel**
No matter the mode of transport be it automobile, passenger train, airline, or fishing boat, it is important to leave early. How early? “No matter how early you think you need to leave it is not early enough,” Heraldson advised. “Get to the airport an hour early? You can’t even find a parking place in an hour, never mind carry all your luggage from ‘parking lot zz’ which is located over the horizon.” To combat all the challenges associated with holiday weekend travel Heraldson advises, “just stay home. You will end up there again anyway.”
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**About SwampButt Underwear**
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### [Heat, Humidity and Misery to Mark the Sultry Start of College Football](https://swampbutt.com/heat-humidity-and-misery-to-mark-the-sultry-start-of-college-football/)
**Published:** August 30, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Heat, Humidity and Misery to Mark the Sultry Start of College Football.
**Content:**
# **Heat, Humidity and Misery to Mark the Sultry Start of College Football**
*Sweating Out Week One of College Football at some of the most uncomfortable stadiums…*
**Heat, Humidity and Misery to Mark the Sultry Start of College Football**
(Lake Jackson, TX. August 30, 2024) Those attending college football games and interested in maintaining a level of personal comfort during the game, will want to consider the balmy, rainforest like conditions at several of week one’s games. This according to the makers of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/). While the semester of football is called ‘fall’ at the nation’s institutions of higher learning, the calendar shows it is still summer. To leave no doubt of the calendar’s correctness, examine the following sample of contests for Saturday, August 31, 2024.
**AccuWeather is Accurate**
According to [AccuWeather](https://www.accuweather.com/), conditions in the south, southwest and even Texas will be hot and humid. “It does not exactly take the gift of prophesy to make this forecast,” according to prognosticator and SwampButt Underwear sports ‘expert’ Nick Heraldson. “The sun will also rise in the east Saturday. Thanks Nostradamus.”
**College Football’s Most Moist Games Week One**
At the top of the misery pile are two games in Tennessee that should both be over by halftime and have fans finished well before the end of quarter four. “The people in Tennessee who actually went to Tennessee and the t-shirt fans are distinguishable this way,” Heraldson instructed. “The fans who are passed out drunk by the third quarter is one group. And those who lost consciousness before halftime, are shirtless, and working on a third-degree sunburn are the other,” Heraldson predicted. When asked which was which his response was “you will know when you see them.”
– *Tennessee vs.* *Chattanooga,* Neyland Stadium Tenessee. 11:45 am. Temperature 91 degrees. 99°
RealFeel Shade™ 94°. Warm and humid with times of sun and clouds; a heavy thunderstorm in the afternoon; a hot afternoon for football; stay hydrated.
– *Vanderbilt vs. Virginia Tech,* First Bank Stadium Nashville, TN. 11:00 am. Temperature 90 degrees. RealFeel® 99° RealFeel Shade™ 93°Humid with times of sun and clouds; a heavy thunderstorm in the afternoon. RealFeel™ is the effect of the temperature and humidity according to AccuWeather.
– *Texas vs Colorado State,* Darrell K Royal Stadium Austin, TX*.* Temperature 94 degrees during game time. RealFeel® 102°. RealFeel Shade™ 98°. Humid with times of sun and clouds; an afternoon thunderstorm in spots; a hot afternoon for football; stay hydrated. –
*– Houston vs. UNLV,* John O’Quin Field Houston, TX. Even though kickoff is not until 6:30 pm temperatures will remain in the 90’s, until the rain starts. Temperature 90 degrees. RealFeel® 99° RealFeel Shade™ 96°. Humid with more clouds than sun; a thunderstorm in the afternoon. “Houston fans will retreat to the covered concession areas behind the stands, and will make the stadium look empty,” Heraldson observed. “But Houston struggles with attendance on a good day and playing UNLV while the Astros are playing in air-conditioned comfort a couple of miles away, well, guess where fans will go?”
– *Texas A&M vs. Notre Dame* at Kyle Field in College Station, TX. Temperature at game time 92 degrees. RealFeel® 100° RealFeel Shade™ 97°. Humid with intervals of clouds and sunshine; a thunderstorm in one or two spots in the afternoon. As sensible as Houston fans are with choosing the comfort of A/C, there will be over 100,000 Aggies in the stands for the Fighting Irish come what may. “All those maroon clad people grasping each other by the waist and swaying to the A&M fight song will produce a mighty stank,” Heraldson predicted. “The ‘Fighting Irish’ will be struggling to find deodorant that works and any Aggies that actually use it.”
– *Georgia Tech vs. Georgia State* Bobby Dodd Stadium Atlanta, Georgia. Temperature 92 degrees at game time. RealFeel® 102° RealFeel Shade™ 95°. Coming back from the U.K. after stunning Florida State might be a reason for a letdown against Georgia State, but not the only reason. “If the jet lag does not affect how Tech plays the opponent and weather probably will,” Heraldson said.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes and sells a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. All our garments are made in the USA. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. RealFeel® and RealFeel Shade™ are trademarks owned by [Accuweather.](https://www.accuweather.com/) To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.
CAPTION: Some fans are better suited to the heat, humidity, and stank than others at some of the most uncomfortable college football stadiums here in the USA.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, excessive sweating, Fans, Heat, Hot, Stands, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat
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### [Frances Tiafoe Brings 20 Spare Shirts 'Cuz He's Sweaty](https://swampbutt.com/frances-tiafoe-brings-20-spare-shirts-cuz-hes-sweaty/)
**Published:** August 31, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Frances Tiafoe Brings 20 Spare Shirts Cuz He's Sweaty.
**Content:**
From People On Line.
# Frances Tiafoe Brings 20 Spare Shirts to Each Match in Case He Gets Too Sweaty
## The American tennis star said he changes shirts in order to be “as light as you can on the court” after his second-round win at the US Open.
By Natasha Dye Published on September 1, 2023 03:34PM EDT
### Frances Tiafoe leaves it all on the court – including a puddle of sweat.
The 25-year-old American tennis star revealed that he brings 20 extra shirts with him to each match because of how sweaty he gets while competing, according to Insider.
### After defeating Sebastian Ofner of Austria in the first round of the US Open, Tiafoe said on Wednesday that he “easily” went through six different shirts over the course of his victorious match in New York City, the outlet reported.
“It’s crazy — I mean, you’re sweating a lot, obviously,” Tiafoe told reporters during his post-match press conference.Tiafoe isn’t changing his shirts for vanity purposes, however. The Break Point star explained that the wardrobe change is strategic to his game. “You want to be as light as can you on the court. If I’m a little wet, I just change the tee,” he said.
“Especially with a tank top, you get sweatier easier than an actual T-shirt,” he added, per Insider.
The US Open enforces a somewhat lax dress code for both players and spectators, compared to other major tennis tournaments. “Every player must be dressed in a professional manner for all matches. Clean and customary tennis attire must be worn,” according to the official 2023 US Open Handbook.If the attire is deemed “not acceptable” in the referee’s “opinion,” they “will have the authority to order the player to change” immediately.
Compared to Wimbledon, which requires its players to wear almost entirely white, Eric Butorac, Director of Player Relations for the United States Tennis Association and former doubles pro, told PEOPLE the US Open dress code has “nothing to do with colors.”
While they “can wear everything as bright as they want,” they “have to wear clothing from an approved manufacturer.”
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### [SwampButt Underwear Offers Gift Cards Delivered Via E-Mail](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-offers-gift-cards/)
**Published:** May 16, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Offers Gift Cards Delivered Via E-Mail
**Content:**
**Categories:** Sweat News
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**Published:** May 16, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Buy One Get One Sale Continues
**Content:**
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### [Why Sweat and Heat Make Your Skin So Sensitive](https://swampbutt.com/why-sweat-and-heat-make-your-skin-so-sensitive/)
**Published:** July 25, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Why Sweat and Heat Make Your Skin So Sensitive
**Content:**
[Why Sweat and Heat Make Your Skin So Sensitive](https://time.com/7000763/sweat-heat-sensitive-skin/)
BY JEFFREY KLUGERJULY 22, 2024 9:12 AM EDT
This article was originally published in Time.
Why Sweat and Heat Make Your Skin So Sensitive? As a site made for, by, and about sweating this topic needed to shared with our people. We are grateful to Time for allowing us to post this and not suing us.
Why is it that sweat and heat make your skin so sensitive? I don’t need a thermometer to tell me when the temperature has gone over 90°F. All I need is my left wrist. That’s where I wear my watch, and the instant the air temp pops past 90, I get a rash under the band. It’s a condition that goes by a lot of names—heat rash, prickly heat, eccrine miliaria—and it’s just one of the ways our skin reacts to too much heat, too much sun, and the increasingly punishing summers we’re suffering as climate change raises temperatures around the globe. If your skin has been protesting more and more in hot weather, you’re not remotely alone. Here are the most common heat-related conditions dermatologists are seeing, and what you can do about them.
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Prickly heat
Your skin is your body’s natural radiator, giving off energy when you get overheated via coil-shaped, sweat-producing glands. When the moisture reaches the surface of the skin, it evaporates, carrying warmth away from the body. The system is operating even when you don’t feel especially hot, but in high temperatures, as you start running with sweat, it goes into
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/260484231_4789333661118916_2883159097687566091_n.webp)SwampButt Underwear will not keep skin from being sensitive because of heat and sweat, but it will help keep you dryer.“If your body is sweating faster than your pores can get it out, the sweat gets caught underneath the skin,” says Dr. Heather Rogers, a Seattle-based dermatologist on the clinical faculty of the University of Washington. “The sweat glands become blocked and you get these tiny, red, itching bumps.”
Anywhere the skin can’t breathe—your back or lower thighs when you’re sitting on a patio chair, the waistband of a swimsuit—will readily develop prickly heat. Babies may develop rashes on their backs from lying down in the heat. “Those are all places where you’re likelier to have occlusion, or blockage of the sweat glands,” says Rogers. There is no way to avoid prickly heat entirely in hot weather, but wearing loosely fitting clothes and moving around to allow skin to breathe can help. A cool shower can also help rinse surface sweat away.
Acne
Teens and adolescents can suffer especially acutely in hot weather, as acne, which may be held in check in the cooler months, blooms in the heat. Regardless of the season, acne most commonly occurs when pores become clogged by oil, sweat, and microscopic dirt, trapping bacteria. The immune system then attacks these sites, leading to further inflammation.
“In hot weather we see increased sweat mixing with oil glands and blocking pores,” says Dr. Danilo Del Campo, a Chicago-based dermatologist working at the Chicago Skin Clinic. “In young people especially, this can lead to increases in acne.”
“If you are prone to acne,” says Rogers, “you’re going to see it get worse in the summer.”
Here too, showers can help rinse away sweat and oil. Avoiding the worst of the heat by staying indoors in an air-conditioned environment can give your skin a break as well.
[Melasma](https://www.aad.org/public/diseases/a-z/melasma-overview)
Women who are or have been pregnant or are using hormonal birth control will sometimes develop patchy areas darker than the surrounding skin on their cheeks, forehead, nose, or upper lip. Known as melasma, the condition, which can also occur in men, results from overactive melanocytes, the skin’s pigment cells. Melasma can fade on its own, but in some people it may never go away entirely.
Extreme heat caused not just by hot weather, but also by hot indoor environments like yoga studios, can cause melasma to flare. In the winter or when conditions are otherwise cool, the darkening can fade.
Polymorphous light eruption
Especially common in women, but present in both sexes, polymorphous light eruption is a rash that commonly occurs in the first couple of days or weeks of summer, when the skin is newly exposed to direct heat and sunlight. It most commonly appears on the chest, forearms, and back of the hands, and is thought to be a result of the body’s immune system reacting—or overreacting—to the touch of the sun.
Read More: How to Cool Down When It’s Really Hot Outside
Anecdotally, people are reporting more polymorphous light eruption in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, perhaps as a result of the immune system being sensitized by either the virus or the vaccine used to prevent the disease, says Rogers.
“After COVID and after people having been vaccinated, the autoimmune flares that we saw as dermatologists significantly increased,” she says. “The thought was that it was related to the immune system being revved up by exposure to COVID.”
“Increased sunlight does affect changes to the immune function of the skin,” says Del Campo. Dodging direct sunlight is the best way to avoid, in turn, immune-related conditions.
Eczema
Commonly caused by excessive drying of the skin, eczema can grow worse in the summer as people are jumping into and out of chlorinated pools, showering frequently, and becoming dehydrated. Lips can become chapped too for more or less the same reasons. The answer is to stay hydrated, avoid too much sun exposure, and use a skin moisturizer and lip balm. “These precautions can prevent your skin from losing too much of its oil,” says Rogers.
Skin cancer
Most sun-related skin conditions happen in real-time, in the short term. Skin cancer plays a long game—and it doesn’t take a lot of sun exposure to cause damage. As few as two blistering sunburns can increase a person’s long-term risk of melanoma, a serious form of skin cancer that starts in the melanocytes, says Rogers.
“If you get skin cancer, it’s not because you got sunburned that summer, but usually 10 to 30 years previously,” she says. That’s because “you collect damage from the sun that leads to mutations in skin cells,” she says. “The \[cells\] that are really damaged die. The ones that are kind of damaged don’t die, and then can turn into skin cancer down the road.”
For reasons that are not entirely clear, men are more likely than women to develop melanoma by age 50, and are also more likely to die of it. White people are more likely to develop melanoma than Black people, but Black people do develop the disease, and it is often caught too late because individuals and their doctors tend not to look for it as vigilantly, according to Rogers.
The Skin Cancer Foundation recommends the everyday use of a broad spectrum sunscreen with an SPF of at least 15 to help prevent skin cancer; for extended sun exposure, the SPF should be 30 or higher. Sunscreen should be applied every two hours or, if you’re going in the water or sweating heavily, every hour.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Heat, skin, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear LLC Not Sponsors of Super Bowl 51](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-llc-not-sponsors-of-super-bowl-51/)
**Published:** January 31, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear LLC Not Sponsors of Super Bowl 51 in Houston.q
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/ECMz_IJXsAAOz25.jpg)While located in Houston, SwampButt Underwear did not advertise on the Super Bowl.**SwampButt Underwear LLC Not Sponsors of Super Bowl 51**
Lake Jackson, TX (February 1, 2017) – The owners of SwampButt Underwear LLC will not sponsor Super Bowl 51, even though the game will be played in Houston, TX, very close to the company headquarters. The reasons for the decision are many including an already crowded marketplace for the annual game and the risk of brand over-exposure. Plus, it is just really expensive.
Company officials confessed that it was a matter of dollars and cents that drove the decision. “Tickets to the game cost in the thousands, which makes a paid sponsorship impractical for us,” said company president Harold Nicoll. Though Nicoll concedes that all male Super Bowl fans at the game and watching on television (along with most of the players) will be wearing [underwear that day](https://swampbutt.com/is-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day/), he and his staff cannot justify the expense. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) LLC Officially Not Sponsors of SwampButt Underwear LLC Officially Not Sponsors of Super Bowl 51 Super Bowl 51
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The cost of a 30 second ad on television for the game is priced at approximately $5 million. That amount is only for the broadcast time, and does not include script writing, direction, talent fees, editing, re-shoots and pointless criticism from in-house corporate shills, or any All the Super Bowl Ads will not include SwampButt Underwear because we are not advertising there.\[/caption\]
of the other production costs associated with these commercials. “It doesn’t take a whiz to know that [football fans](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/) universally all go to the bathroom during commercials for the Super Bowl or any other sporting event,” Nicoll said. “If we made beer or coffee or watermelon or bottled water or high capacity toilets, or even adult diapers it would probably would make sense; but we don’t.”
**Other Not Sponsors**
SwampButt Underwear is not the only company not advertising for the Super Bowl this year. Companies that include Frito Lay, Toyota, and probably a lot of others are also not advertising during the Super Bowl. “We spend our own money and are careful that it is invested in customer service, a quality garment and events that the average person can attend without going into debt,” Nicoll said; “We do not flush profits or resources away.” Please read this article about our decision not to advertise here: .
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### [Sweat Can Damage Your Earbuds](https://swampbutt.com/sweat-can-damage-your-earbuds-if-you-are-not-careful/)
**Published:** July 31, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweat Can Damage Your Earbuds
**Content:**
S**weat Can Damage Your Earbuds**
**And Other Devices If You’re Not Careful.**
Here’s What Experts Recommend.
Originally Published July 29, 2024 in “Wirecutter” By Rose Maura Lorre. Rose Maura Lorre is a writer on Wirecutter’s discovery team. She has reported on turkey fryers, composters, body pillows, and more.
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More often than people may realize or care to admit, everyone uses their personal tech devices in ways that border on abuse.
Rigging a sports bra strap as a makeshift smartphone holder. Wiping away brow sweat with your smartwatch. Licking or sucking on AirPods before sticking them in your ears, ostensibly to create a tighter seal or to clean them. (Yuck! Seriously, don’t.) Whether on a run, at the gym, or just going about their everyday lives, many people have been guilty of those things and more.
While modern devices are designed to withstand everyday wear and tear—including exposure to small amounts of moisture—they’re not entirely invincible, especially when summer rolls around and life gets a lot sweatier.
Although it’s rare, some gadgets can be destroyed beyond repair by perspiration, which can deteriorate your tech over time. “Elements in your sweat can build up and clog, corrode, or break down all sorts of things,” says senior staff writer Lauren Dragan, our in-house headphones expert. Adds senior editor Caitlin McGarry, who heads Wirecutter’s tech coverage, “Sweat is more actually damaging than water due to its salt and mineral content.” (Though if your gear does sustain water damage, we have some suggestions on how to fix it.)
Fortunately, you can take several measures to ensure that your sweat doesn’t do any real damage to your smartphone, smartwatch, or earbuds in the long run.
**Check your devices’ IP ratings (especially your ear gear)**
An IP (ingress protection) rating is a two-digit code that grades how well a device resists water and dust. The first digit measures protection from dust on a scale from 0 to 6. The second digit measures moisture resistance on a scale from 0 to 9, and the higher the number, the better the device’s ability to keep sweat or water from getting inside.
Lauren recommends buying IP-rated devices at the level that fits your lifestyle. “If you’re just someone who occasionally glistens on a warm day, IPX4 is fine,” she says. “But if you’re an ultra-marathoner in a humid place who sweats heavily and uses a lot of sunscreen and hair gel, get a much higher set of numbers.”
If anything’s going to get ruined by sweat, it’s probably your earbuds.Caitlin agrees. “Anything above an IPX4 is resistant to sweat,” she says. “But if you’re regularly running marathons in the rain, you might want to look for a device with a higher IP rating for more protection.”
Based on our experts’ personal experiences, if anything is going to get ruined by sweat—and should therefore be something that you purchase with higher IP ratings in mind—it’s probably your earbuds.
“I personally have murdered a pair of first-generation AirPods by wearing them for near-daily workouts over the course of a year,” Caitlin says. “The exposure to sweat corroded the earbuds’ batteries, which was visibly evident by the blue-green substance that oozed out of the stems of both ’buds.”
Lauren heard a similar cautionary tale from a Wirecutter reader who managed to “kill” her earbuds in just a few hours. “She ran into a friend on a run and wanted to chat as they jogged,” Lauren explains. “She didn’t have pockets, so she tucked her earbuds into her sports bra … and left them there for the jog, a coffee, and the commute home.”
All of our wireless earbuds picks come with a rating of IPX4 or higher. If moisture resistance is particularly important to you, consider our top-pick workout headphones, the JBL Reflect Aero TWS pair, which has an IP68 rating, or our budget wireless earbuds pick, the IPX7-rated EarFun Free 2S pair. Don’t forget that the plastic or leather earcups found on many headphones are also susceptible to sweat damage and therefore need to be wiped down on the regular. “I’ve certainly heard of foam earcups on headphones degrading quickly by not cleaning it all or not enough,” says staff writer Roderick Scott, who covers smartphones, tablets, and accessories. “Seriously, it looked like the material aged 40 years in the time span of a few months.” Limit how much your devices come into contact with your skin
Your sports bra or the elastic waistband of your shorts is not the best place to store your tech, especially during or after a workout.
Although you can’t always avoid close contact—earbuds can go only in your ear canals, for example, and a smartwatch is made to live on your wrist—the more you can do to put a layer of protection between you and your stuff, the better. Caitlin recommends using an armband or running belt for your phone. Note: You can also use the latter to stash your earbuds once you’re done working out.
The running belts we recommend, such as our top pick, the SPIbelt Large Pocket, aren’t fully waterproof, so if you ever go out for a run in the rain, be sure to slip your phone into a plastic zip-top bag before putting it inside your belt for more protection.Clean your devices frequently
Although perspiration probably won’t wreck your things, it will definitely make them a lot more disgusting. We recommend cleaning your tech at least once a week, but if you engage in a lot of sweat-inducing exercise, consider wiping your things down every day or even after each use.
“I just clean my phone, earbuds, or headphones immediately when I get home with a microfiber cloth,” Roderick says.
For a deeper clean, Wirecutter’s guides to cleaning smartphones, smartwatches, and headphones and earbuds list all the supplies you need and walk you through the steps. The whole process usually takes five to 10 minutes.
Don’t forget that a similar rule applies to any summer day spent in or near water. Whether you tend to sweat heavily or not, Roderick recommends “assessing your tech for any accidental damage, as well as any sand, sweat, or water exposure after returning from the beach, pool, or lake.”
**Opt for a silicone band on your smartwatch**
Over time, sweat can do a number on fabric and leather smartwatch bands. Plus, they’re not the most comfortable materials to wear when you’re working out. Our tech experts say that a silicone band is best when you exercise because it’s more sweat-resistant and easier to wipe down.
**Keep silica packets where you stash your tech**
Don’t store headphones “for a long time in a humid environment or when they’re wet, even if they are water-resistant,” Lauren explains in our guide to cleaning earbuds.
If you live in a particularly steamy place, or if you tend to keep your gear in a gym bag (which can get surprisingly humid inside), she recommends throwing a silica-gel pack into the pocket where you store your phone and other devices. The packs suck up moisture, plus they’re reusable and cheap, or even free if you save them up over time (they often come in the packaging for everything from shoes to medicine). Just make sure to keep the packs away from kids and pets.
**Never charge or put away your device while it’s damp**
If your phone, watch, or audio gear is moist with water or sweat, “do not, under any circumstances, try to charge it immediately,” says Caitlin. If you do, you run the risk of damaging parts of the charging port. Letting your stuff—including all your tech accessories—fully dry before storing it is one of the easiest ways to make your devices last longer.
This article was edited by Megan Beauchamp and Annemarie Conte.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** damage, earbuds, Sweat, sweating
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### [Sweating Out the Return Back to College](https://swampbutt.com/sweating-out-the-return-back-to-college/)
**Published:** August 22, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweating Out the Return Back to College
**Content:**
# Sweating Out
# The Return Back to College
While public and private schools forced their staffs, students, and teachers to return to studies, with plenty of good summer days remaining, colleges and universities followed with the start of the ‘fall’ semester the back half of August and have everyone Sweating Out the Return Back to College. And whether returning for the first time or the 7th time, the only place it is truly fall is where the word is printed. The reality is it’s hot and it’s hot because it is still summer. High temperatures lead to sweating and sweating leads to visible butt sweat, and a lot of other anti-social, bad first impression, even parents were embarrassed for you, moments.
Below is a list of likely pitfalls when returning to campus and how to prepare for or avoid them.
**1. To Make a Good First Impression, Leave Your Parents at Home.** Unless mom and/or dad or designated weekend parent has superior upper body strength (that is handy lugging your stuff upstairs to the dorm), the best place for them is elsewhere. “The people who know their students best are the ones who can tell embarrassing stories about that ‘awkward’ phase you just wrapped-up, how you were five years old before you started talking and/or walking, or how you wet yourself the first day of Kindergarten and you hope that doesn’t happen now, ha ha ha. So leave them at home,” said frequent matriculator and SwampButt Underwear spokesperson, Nick Heraldson. He says this with good reason because everyone is Sweating Out the Return Back to College.
“here is no upside to your new neighbors in the dorm hearing about embarrassing stuff parents are prone to overshare with complete strangers. Heraldson then went on, “parents can blurt out embarrassing things like how you were bad at sports or, how that new shampoo really cut down on your dandruff, but your breath is still an issue, and how you had to take mom/sister/other family member to the prom because no one else would agree to go, or blather on about out some other mortifying souvenir from childhood.” Heraldson advised. “Just keep them at home. It’s better for everyone, especially you.”
2\. **If Parents Insist on Accompanying Students to Move In.** Do not allow mom/dad/weekender parent-stand-in to park in awkward places that cause inconvenience for everyone except them. These parking designations include handicap spaces, sidewalks, building entrances, foyers, outdoor eating areas, or spaces reserved for the resident advisor, faculty members or the dean. “To get off on the wrong foot with everyone then do one of these,” Heraldson cautioned. “Add ‘holding elevator doors while taking your crap to the room and then back’ to the list of why the parents should be home’.”
3\. **Do Some Physical Conditioning in Advance of the Move In**. Some kids run, swim, play tennis, golf, ride horses, sail, study abroad and play baseball during the summer. “Those kids are at a school different from yours,” Heraldson advised. “Moving is strenuous and requires a lot of focused effort.” Which is a real challenge when Sweating Out the Return Back to College.
“Most American males who are college age are out of shape.” Heraldson continued, “so much so that walking to and frow with boxes, bags and duffels will have them grabbing their knees, turning red, and huffing and puffing like a COPD ad ‘before’ photo.”
**But How Come Sweating Out the Return Back to College**
The sedentary nature of video game play, fast food, monstrously sized energy drinks, and a lack of sleep all contribute to a bad body. Heraldson advises a steady, reasonable approach to getting fit prior to pre-dorm move in day. “Start by going outside when the sun is out. This will allow your eyes to adjust to natural light,” he said. “Then start some fitness drills. Try push-ups or in the case of most American young men, start with ‘pushup.’ Work up to doing one, then if the mood should strike, one more.”
Cardio fitness is another area that gets neglected in summer, because of the heat. “Let’s face it, the temperature has little to do with how spectacularly unfit these pie-wagon sized man-children are,” Heraldson said. “If junior struggles with being in sunlight and doing a single pushup, what are the odds he can run any further than to the ice cream truck, or lugging that trunk full of stuff upstairs, or even just ‘upstair.’ About zero, I’d say.”
The best course of action then is to gradually work up to the stresses and strains of move-in day. Instead of the drive-through, walk to the burger place or find someone who owns a bicycle and ride it there, with their prior permission. Or park the car at the end of the lot and walk to the ice cream parlor, the over-priced whipped cream/chocolate/coffee outlet or that place that still serves fried sugar and watch that heart and lung capacity grow to the high end of dangerously low. It’s amazing.
4**. Avoid Conversation, Eye Contact or Interaction of Any Type**. Everyone will be judging what is said, how it is said, facial expressions, involuntary ticks, or any verbal or non-verbal cue made or not made, whatsoever. “For those who believe this is something new, it’s not,” Heraldson stated. “This was due to the need for early humans to assess threats and react accordingly, so it is evolutionary and involuntary.”
Because of evolution, humans are forever observing, interpreting, categorizing and judging everything and everyone. In the 21st century if this seem irrational, it is. Instincts and reactions do not come from the frontal lobes where rational thought exists in the human brain. This part of the brain is the ‘newest’ and least evolved. Instead, these judgements come quickly from the subconscious and are made before anyone is aware of them, never mind think critically. “So just shut-up and everything will be fine,” Heraldson concluded.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that manufactures, markets and sells a product that helps solve the problem of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is made in the USA from a blend of lycra/spandex with other anti-sweat and anti-odor components. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the U.S. and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use the trademark without permission.Sweating Out the Return Back to College.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** back to college, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Sweating it out at the Airport with SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/sweating-it-out-at-the-airport-with-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** July 4, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweating it out at the Airport with SwampButt Underwear
**Content:**
**R*ecord Numbers of Travelers Fly Off for the Fourth***
**Sweating it out at the airport with SwampButt Underwear**July 2, 2024 – Sweating it out at the airport with SwampButt Underwear. With temperatures at all-time highs, a record number of Americans are leaving town via air for this year’s fourth of July. In fact, AAA says that 5.74 million people will take to the skies this July 4th period. That’s up 6.8% from 2023, when 5.37 million people traveled by air. It’s also a 12.3% increase over the number of air passengers for the July 4th, 2019, period. How will higher temperatures potentially affect travelers? The people at SwampButt Underwear believe it will be quite negative.
**Hot Weather Makes Us Cranky**
According to the Internet, hot weather and high temperatures affect moods and behavior in several ways.
Some of these include: Physical discomfort. Sweating, working in the heat, and restricted movement can make people feel uncomfortable. “This perfectly describes the galley way, and the inside of the plane prior to takeoff, all during the flight and landing,” said one time agoraphobic and SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson.
Disrupted sleep: Heat can make it hard to sleep. Many people want to doze off when they get on the plane. And some even lay underneath the seats to catch a nap. “Word of advice, stay off the floor of airliners,” Heraldson cautioned. “There are outhouses in Alabama that are cleaner.”
Increased stress: Heat can raise cortisol levels and trigger a stress response. A fist fight on a plane because of limited overhead space, or someone wants to lean their seat back seems more likely this weekend. “To stay off those ‘fight websites’ or do a lot of explaining to members of law enforcement, just chill,” Heraldson suggested.
Serotonin changes: Heat can affect serotonin, the neurotransmitter that regulates mood, which can lead to decreased happiness and increased stress and fatigue. “Less serotonin is never a good thing,” Heraldson claimed. “Especially when someone who does not speak English is in your seat.”
**Relief?**
Someone will always suggest leaving early. And most of the rest of us know that will not happen. So, what should travelers expect at the airport. The TSA anticipates that it will screen more than 3 million individuals as the long holiday weekend starts. That would surpass the agency’s current record for most people screened on a single day, which reached just under 3 million the previous week. “We expect this summer to be our busiest ever,” TSA Administrator David Pekoske said, adding that travel typical peaks around Independence Day. “You can see that Pekoske is on top of his game,” Heraldson observed. “He is a great value and benefit to taxpayers.”
**Flight Cancellations?**
If your flight canceled, airlines are required to provide refunds for customers, even if the cancellation is due to weather. Delays are trickier because they typically must meet certain criteria for relief, such as refunds or compensation — but carriers will often give customers to chance to switch to alternative flights, if available, at no cost. “If you pull my other leg, it will play jingle bells,” winked Heraldson.
**Department of Transportation**
In April, the Biden administration issued final rules that include requiring airlines to provide automatic cash refunds within a few days for canceled flights and “significant” delays. Those rules are set to take effect over the next two years, but the Department of Transportation has a site that lets consumers see the commitments each airline has made for refunds and covering other expenses when flights are canceled or significantly delayed.
**Always Check your Itinerary Before Leaving Home**
It is better to be stuck at home than sit in hours-long traffic or stranded in an airport terminal. Before heading out the door this holiday week, do yourself a favor and check the status of your travel plans. “Or avoid the whole hassle and stay home,” Heraldson concluded.
**Why Does An Underwear Company Care?**
SwampButt Underwear is not just another men’s underwear company. It is underwear meant for times when the weather is hotter and the specter of a sweaty backside leaving butt-prints on public seating more embarrassing than normal. For those who sweat more than a regular person does, being in public is a challenge. “That’s why,” Heraldson concluded.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company though many of its ‘news’ announcements are not. Consider satire the most flattering form of informing. We make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.
CAPTION: Lines at the airport will be way longer than usual this fourth of July.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** 4th of July, airport, butt sweat, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Storm Prep and the right gas for generators](https://swampbutt.com/storm-prep-and-the-right-gas-for-generators/)
**Published:** July 7, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Storm Prep and the right gas for generators
**Content:**
**Storm Prep and the right gas for generators.** **What are the advantages of gasoline without any ethanol derived from corn for gasoline powered generators?** As residents along the Texas Gulf Coast prepare for arrival of the uninvited Hurricane Beryl, many are starting their gasoline powered generators for the first time since the last weather-related snarl knocked out the power. Others who may be new to the area are purchasing one of these portable power plants and expect them to perform flawlessly for a long time. While none of us at [SwampButt Underwear ](https://swampbutt.com)are mechanics or even own any tools, we do have opinions based on negative experiences using regular gasoline to operate lawnmowers, string trimmers, edgers, and yes gasoline powered generators. We learned the hard way that only ethanol free gasoline will work for any length of time in small 4-stroke engines. Here are more details about this and why. **Pure Gas** Gasoline without any ethanol—often referred to as pure gasoline or E0—has several potential advantages over ethanol-blended fuels like E10 (10% ethanol and 90% gasoline), which are more commonly found at gas stations. The following are some of the advantages of pure gasoline: 1. Higher Energy Content: Pure gasoline has a higher energy content compared to ethanol-blended fuels. Ethanol contains about 33% less energy per gallon than gasoline, which means that the more ethanol in the blend, the lower the fuel economy. Vehicles running on E0 may experience better fuel efficiency and thus more miles per gallon compared to those using ethanol blends. 2. Compatibility with Older Vehicles: Some older vehicles, particularly those not designed to use ethanol-blanked fuel, may run better on pure gasoline. Ethanol can be corrosive and may damage rubber seals, gaskets, and other components in the fuel systems of older cars or those not designed to handle it. 3. Longer Storage Life: Ethanol attracts and binds with water from the atmosphere, which can lead to water contamination in the fuel. Pure gasoline without ethanol is less hygroscopic (less prone to absorbing water), which can extend the shelf life and stability of the fuel when stored for long periods, as in the case of classic cars, boats, lawn mowers, and other small engines. 4. Reduced Engine and Fuel System Issues: Ethanol can be corrosive to certain metals and may cause issues in the fuel system over time, such as rust in the fuel tank or clogging in the fuel system from deposits. The absence of ethanol can lead to fewer such problems and may also lead to cleaner emissions due to the presence of fewer contaminants. 5. Lower Risk of Phase Separation: In the presence of water, ethanol blends can undergo phase separation, where the ethanol and water mixture separates from the gasoline, leading to engine starting problems and can even cause damage to the engine. Pure gasoline does not have this risk since it does not contain ethanol. 6. Environmentally Sourced Arguments: While ethanol is often promoted as a renewable energy source derived from corn, some argue that the environmental costs of growing and processing corn for ethanol may offset some of that benefit. Pure gasoline, while a fossil fuel with its own environmental considerations, bypasses the issues associated with ethanol production, such as land use changes and high input energy requirements for corn cultivation. 7. No Food Competition: The use of corn for ethanol production has been a contentious issue, as it diverts agricultural resources toward fuel production rather than food production. With pure gasoline, there is no direct competition with the agricultural sector for food supplies. There are more arguments against the use of ethanol free gasoline, but in situations like hurricane preparation, those are left for another time. **Why Does An Underwear Company Care?** SwampButt Underwear is not just another men’s underwear company. It is underwear meant for times when the weather is hotter and the specter of a sweaty backside leaving butt-prints on public seating more embarrassing than normal. For those who sweat more than a normal person does, being in public is a challenge. “That’s why,” Heraldson concluded. **About SwampButt Underwear** SwampButt Underwear is a real company though many of its ‘news’ announcements are not. Consider satire the most flattering form of flattery. We make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com. Caption: Ethanol free gasoline is available from popular destinations like [Buc-ees](https://buc-ees.com/). There are likely others, but this is the one best known in this part of the world.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** hurricane, preparation, storm, Sweat, sweating
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### [Night Sweats and How To Manage Them](https://swampbutt.com/night-sweats-and-how-to-manage-them/)
**Published:** June 17, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Why Do You Sweat So Much at Night and What To Do About it. Lots of people sweat more overnight, it’s a sign that things may not be working as they should.
**Content:**
**Why You Sweat So Much at Night?**
NOTE: This article was originally published in [Time](https://time.com/6988035/why-you-sweat-at-night/) on June 14 2024 and was written by Angela Hart.
Waking up in a pool of sweat can feel alarming. And even though lots of people sweat more overnight, it’s a sign that things may not be working as they should: the body’s core temperature typically decreases slightly during sleep.But a variety of medical and lifestyle factors can signal to the brain that it’s time to start sweating, leading to scorching-hot wakeups. We asked experts how to figure out what’s leading to those sweat-drenched sheets, and what to do about it. t could be a medical issue
Sweating at night can indicate that something is going on health-wise, says Dr. Aarthi Ram, a sleep medicine specialist at Houston Methodist.
You could be going through menopause or have an abnormal thyroid or a neurological disorder—or even an infection like tuberculosis, malaria, or typhoid fever. “That’s why it’s important to go over travel history with your doctor,” she says. In some cases, night sweats can manifest in people with cancer, but that’s just one of numerous possibilities, she says.
While we cannot prevent you from sweating through the sheets, we can offer relief for a sweaty backside at the [SwampButt Underwear Store.](https://swampbutt.com/shop/)
Another possibility is obstructive sleep apnea. Findings from an Icelandic study of people with sleep apnea have found that people with the condition experience night sweats at a rate three times higher than the general population. “Anecdotally, I’ve had a few patients who have seen their ob-gyn and primary care provider, and they come to see me and they’re like, ‘No one can figure out why I have these night sweats,’” Ram says. “We do a sleep study, and they end up having sleep apnea.” Treatment, she adds—like wearing a CPAP mask—greatly improves their nighttime sweats.
So when is it time to see a doctor? “If you’re waking up drenched in sweat nightly, and it’s causing a significant disruption in your sleep or functional impairment, that’s usually a good indication,” Ram says. Expect your doctor to take a detailed history and run some basic labs.
**Your medication might be to blame**
Lots of common prescriptions can cause people to heat up at night, says Dr. Shoshana Ungerleider, an internal medicine physician who hosts the TED Health podcast. Among them: antidepressants, hormone therapy, diabetes medications, steroids, and beta blockers. “If you’re concerned a new medication is leading to your sweating at night, think about asking your doctor about timing or if the dosage could be changed,” she suggests. Sometimes, small adjustments can lead to better sleep.
**You may be eating and drinking the wrong things**
If you enjoy a nice little bedtime snack that happens to be, say, in the jalapeño family, reconsider. Consuming spicy foods before going to sleep can trigger sweating. Alcohol and caffeine are also common culprits. “You definitely want to avoid alcohol before bedtime,” Ram says. “It can change your sleep architecture and cause night sweats.” It’s best to cut yourself off a few hours before bedtime.
**Or you’re stressed** Stress and anxiety can trigger the fight-or-flight response—a surge in sympathetic nervous system activity—even when you’re asleep. “You can absolutely wake up drenched in sweat because you’re worried about things,” Ram says.
That’s why it’s worth trying to relax for an hour or so before going to bed. Dr. Glynis Ablon, a dermatologist and founder of the Ablon Skin Institute & Research Center in Manhattan Beach, Calif., advises her patients to adopt habits like meditating or taking a bath with Epsom salts, which she enjoys every evening. “Make your environment as relaxing and non-stress as possible,” she says. That might include putting your phone in another room, hanging up blackout curtains to block annoying light, and playing calming sounds on a white noise machine.
**Your bedding could be heating you up**
Bedding choices play a big role in sweaty sleep.
The most breathable fibers are the natural ones, notes Parima Ijaz, a textile expert and founder of the bedding brand Pure Parima: “Cotton, linen, hemp, and bamboo all allow air to pass through easily, helping cool the skin,” she says. Each one, however, has pros and cons; linen and hemp, for example, are prone to wrinkling and have a coarse texture that not everyone will like. Experiment to figure out what you find most comfortable. And if possible, go with a Percale weave. That’s a construction style that “allows for more air to pass through,” Ijaz says. It also has a lighter weight and crisper feel than other styles.
If you want to layer up, look for a blanket or comforter that’s lightweight, breathable, and made out of natural fabrics, like a down alternative comforter made out of cotton. (Down is an insulating fiber that traps heat, which is why alternative fills are best for hot sleepers, Ijaz says.) Avoid wool and fleece, which are too good at keeping you warm. The same goes for synthetic materials like polyester, microfiber, and acrylic.
If new bedding isn’t in your budget, get creative, advises Terry Cralle, a registered nurse and clinical sleep educator near Washington, D.C. You could put your top sheet in the fridge or even the freezer for about half an hour before you go to bed. How’s that for a cool pathway to less sweating? “I thought it was so clever,” she recalls of the first time someone told her about the trick—and it works.
**It might be time to replace your mattress**
When people consider potential mattresses, their attention often centers on whether it’s soft or firm. But breathability matters, too, Ram says—it determines how much airflow will circulate. “Sometimes memory foam mattresses tend to be a little more dense, and they can trap heat,” she adds. “Innerspring mattresses promote more airflow because of the empty space between the coils.”
Some mattresses and mattress toppers are infused with cooling material—like temperature-regulating gel beads and moisture-wicking fabric covers—and can elevate the sleeping experience. You could also consider technology like the BedJet, which blows cool air under the sheets, or a Chilipad system, which can ensure your bed stays as low as 60°F. “When I see people come in who are miserable and hot, they often haven’t looked at these new products in years,” Cralle says. “There are so many solutions and options for people out there, and it comes back to, do you value your sleep?”
**Or you need new pajamas**
If you’re a hot sleeper, avoid wearing anything made out of synthetic fabrics—including, perhaps counterintuitively, satin nightwear. That’s because the fabric, while pleasant to touch, isn’t breathable, Ijaz says. Polyester and nylon tend to trap heat, too. Instead, opt for pajamas made out of natural fabrics such as cotton, linen, and hemp, she suggests. Sweaty people might also find that sleeping in the buff is the coolest option.
**Your thermostat might be set too high**
The ideal temperature for sleeping typically ranges from 60 to 67°F, Cralle says. If you need help getting there, turn on the AC or enlist some fans—she knows people who set up a few around their bedroom. Fans work well for air circulation and “help evaporate moisture without necessarily waking you up,” she says. Another idea: Put a bowl of ice in front of the fan right before you go to bed, and enjoy an extra-cool breeze, Cralle suggests. It’s just one more way to ensure you don’t lose sleep over yet another sweaty night.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweating, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat
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### [Expanding heat dome has 100 million people in 27 states bracing for extreme temperatures](https://swampbutt.com/expanding-heat-dome/)
**Published:** June 25, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Expanding heat dome has 100 million people in 27 states bracing for extreme temperatures.
**Content:**
**Expanding heat dome has 100 million people in 27 states bracing for extreme temperatures.**
**Washington, D.C., saw its first 100-degree June day since 2012.**
This story was covered by ABC News Online.
By: Bill Hutchinson, Kenton Gewecke, and Daniel Amarante
June 23, 2024, 12:42 PM
**NOTES FROM SWAMPBUTT UNDERWEAR:** We cannot lie, hot weather is good for our business. But we never forget about those who suffer because of the heat and lack of air conditioning. Please check on your elderly family members, neighbors and pets during these times of excessive heat. Dogs and cats need access to fresh water. Do your doggie a solid and make sure there is water and plenty of it.
An expanding heat dome Sunday had 100 million people across 27 states on alert for extremely high temperatures coast to coast, including America’s two largest cities.
While Los Angeles is under a heat advisory with temperatures forecast to reach 90 to 100 degrees on Sunday, an extreme heat risk warning has been issued for New York City, where a daily high-temperature record that has stood for 136 years could be broken.
On June 23, 1888, the record high for New York City was 96 degrees, according to the National Weather Service.Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington, D.C.; Norfolk, Virginia, and parts of Oklahoma, including Tulsa, are also under extreme heat warnings.
The temperature in Washington, D.C., climbed to 100 degrees on Saturday, making it the first time the nation’s capital has hit the century mark in June since 2012. Baltimore also marked its first 100-degree June day in 12 years when temperatures on Saturday rose to 101 degrees, setting a new daily record. With the temperature forecast to reach the high 90s, Baltimore could see another daily record fall on Sunday.
Daily high-temperature records could also be threatened in Philadelphia, Salt Lake City and Greenville, Mississippi.Out west, scorching triple-digit weather is expected for California, Nevada, Arizona and Utah.A cold front headed to the Northeast is forecast to cool things down, but could also bring severe thunderstorms and possible tornadoes.
A tornado watch has been issued for parts of New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts and Maine until 8 p.m. ET. It’s the highest tornado risk in this area in more than six years. Meanwhile, there have already been numerous severe thunderstorm warnings as of Sunday afternoon. Damaging wind and tornadoes are possible with severe thunderstorms in the Northeast through Sunday evening. New England states — including Massachusetts, Vermont and New Hampshire — are forecast to be in the bullseye for the greatest threat of severe weather.
Stormy weather is also expected Sunday afternoon in the areas of Lake Ontario, Lake Erie and through the Ohio Valley.
On Monday, Minnesota and Wisconsin could see strong winds and the possibility of tornadoes.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Heat, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [The SwampButt Underwear Guide to Planning the Family Vacation](https://swampbutt.com/planning-the-family-summer-vacation-is-one-of-the-usas-time-tested-traditions-please-enjoy-the-swampbutt-underwear-guide-to-planning-the-family-summer-vacation/)
**Published:** June 27, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The SwampButt Underwear Guide to Planning the Family Vacation
**Content:**
***It’s time to get sweaty as a family…***
The SwampButt Underwear Guide to Planning the Family Vacation.
Planning the family summer vacation is one of the USA’s time-tested traditions. Even early settlers (like the Pilgrims) in North America would plan and budget for a break from the daily grind of grinding corn, baking corn flour, eating corn, and cleaning up after corn. While no Americans face the same oppressive despair, threat of (well, most) diseases, wild animals and unhappy neighbors the way our buckle-hatted forebears did, it is still nice to get away from it all, even if only for a few days. Here is a guide for the 21st century American family vacation plan
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/DALL·E-2024-06-27-06.26.12-A-family-of-alligators-dressed-in-SwampButt-Underwear-planning-their-family-vacation.-The-alligators-are-gathered-around-a-wooden-table-in-a-rustic-s.webp)A family of alligators gather to plan the family summer vacation.1\. **Decide on a budget.** Set aside a certain amount of money just for the family vacation and use cash if possible. Equipped with a budget in advance will help vacationers track how much over their financial plan they are. “If you have kids and travel with them, there will not be a single attraction, food stand, or snake farm you can pass without stopping and buying whatever overpriced nonsense they offer,” stated travel expert and SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “If there is a way to send the kids to camp or pawn them off on their grandparents for the summer, do that.”
2\. **Involve everyone**: All of the members of the family should have a say in the vacation destination. But, be prepared to compromise. “If everyone has a voice and you are all prepared to compromise on where you end up, it means that none of you will be satisfied with the selection and all be equally unhappy,” Heraldson stated.
3\. **Consider a trip to the beach**. But which beach should the family consider? According to Heraldson proximity should play a role. “Real beaches are not found at lakes, rivers or ponds. You have to visit oceans like the Atlantic, Pacific or the Gulf of Mexico.” He continued, “find a map and locate the closest ocean, then drive towards it. You will know it when you see it, or possibly drive into it.”
4\. **What about one of America’s National Parks?** The National Park Service manages 429 individual units covering more than 85 million acres in all 50 states, the District of Columbia, and US territories. And every one of them is overrun with people piloting extra-large recreational vehicles that they cannot steer, back up or park. “I admire the never give up spirit of people in their RV’s while trying to wedge them into the ‘compact car parking only’ lot. Or how unbothered they are by all the motorists behind them waiting while they try to make a left turn,” said Heraldson. “These are the real knights of the Interstate.”
5\. **Theme Parks**. Once there was only Disneyland. Then came Disneyworld, Epcot, Universal, something called Lego Land, plus Sea World and the rest of the located nearby ‘pretenders’ that leverage proximity to the nicer destinations to their advantage. No matter which of these the family plans to visit, one, two or all of them, plan to drop some serious coin. “If you have not taken out a second mortgage yet, the family trip to Orlando is likely the tipping point,” Heraldson stated. To help pay for this vacation, Heraldson suggested taking on a second or third job. “Most employees have evenings free,” he suggested. “And what about weekends? There are forty hours between Friday afternoon and Monday morning. You could have a whole, second career in that time.”
**Why Does An Underwear Company Care?**
SwampButt Underwear is not just another men’s underwear company. It is underwear meant for times when the weather is hotter and the specter of a sweaty backside leaving butt-prints on public seating more embarrassing than normal. For those who sweat more than a normal person does, being in public is a challenge. “That’s why,” Heraldson concluded.
**Learn More**
Visit these locations online to learn more about planning family or any vacation: From NPR [Nature haters take their complaints about U.S. national parks online,](https://www.npr.org/2023/12/21/1221040447/nature-haters-take-their-complaints-about-u-s-national-parks-online) from Outdoor Magazine: [The Worst National Park Reviews of the Year There was nothing to do, I didn’t see a bear, and that snake harassed me](https://www.outsideonline.com/adventure-travel/national-parks/worst-national-parks-reviews/), and from the New York Post: Disney’s worst-rated theme parks revealed as company raises ticket prices across US locations.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company though many of its ‘news’ announcements are not. Consider satire the most flattering form of flattery. We make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.
Caption: The SwampButt Underwear Guide to Planning the Family Summer Vacation is a not so serious way to maintain perspective and a sense of humor during the summer.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** family, SwampButt Underwear, vacation
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### [Heat to sizzle, storms to prowl as millions in US celebrate July 4th](https://swampbutt.com/heat-to-sizzle-storms-to-prowl-as-millions-in-us-celebrate-july-4th-the-weather-over-much-of-the-united-states-will-be-hot-but-there-will-be-some-areas-where/)
**Published:** June 29, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Heat to sizzle, storms to prowl as millions in US celebrate July 4th
**Content:**
Heat to sizzle, storms to prowl as millions in US celebrate July 4th.
The weather over much of the United States will be hot, but there will be some areas where sunshine will be interrupted by clouds, showers and thunderstorms.
By Alex Sosnowski, AccuWeather senior meteorologist
Published Jun 28, 2024 12:03 PM CDT | Updated Jun 29, 2024 1:23 PM CDT To see the entire article please visit: [Fourth of July to sizzle across the USA. ](https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-forecasts/heat-to-sizzle-storms-to-prowl-as-millions-in-us-celebrate-july-4th/1663616)
When it’s hot enough you are making your own gravy, wear [SwampButt Underwear](http://swampbutt.com).
While Independence Day is typically hot and humid with spotty thunderstorms, this year’s Fourth of July may be exceptionally hot for many, AccuWeather meteorologists say. Severe storms may crash outdoor plans for some, while cool spots will be limited.
July 4th will be hot for millions
Two main zones of exceptional heat are in store for the United States, where temperatures are likely to run 5-10 degrees above the historical average. One area will extend across the Southeast states and the other will be over the western U.S., just inland of the Pacific coast.The first week of July marks the approximate six weeks of the year that typically bring the hottest conditions to most of the nation. When temperatures exceed the historical average even by a few degrees this time of the year, the heat can be dangerous.
For example, temperatures are forecast to reach the mid-90s F in Atlanta, where the average high is 90. The heat will nose farther to the north in the Eastern states with highs well into the 90s forecast for the Interstate 95 corridor of the Northeast.
Temperatures are projected to reach the lower 90s in New York City, which is nearly 10 degrees above the historical average for July 4. Texas and other parts of the South will sizzle as well, but even with temperatures within a few degrees of the historical average over the South Central states, high humidity levels will push AccuWeather RealFeel® Temperatures to near or above 100 degrees for a time.
The most extreme heat relative to the historical average will exist over the interior West — specifically in the zone from California’s Central Valley to much of the Great Basin, west of the Rockies on Independence Day.
In some locations, temperatures will climb to 10-15 degrees above the historical average. Cities such as Sacramento and Fresno, California, can expect highs well above 100. Temperatures may approach 100 in Salt Lake City.
Due to the risk of igniting wildfires, people are urged to exercise extreme caution with open flames, barbeque grills and fireworks where dry brush is extensive. Officials may declare bans on fireworks and campfires.
Thundery zone to focus on central US
During an average summer day, there is almost always a risk of spotty late-day thunderstorms popping up in the hot and humid air. In situations where large numbers of people are outdoors for holiday activities, pop-up thunderstorms with sudden lightning strikes can be dangerous. However, for this Fourth of July, thunderstorms are likely to be nearly non-existent in about 75% of the nation.Typically, where the jet stream dips, showers and thunderstorms occur more frequently in the summertime. On Independence Day, a dip in the jet stream will separate the two pockets of extreme heat over the middle of the U.S.
Cities that may not only be at risk for one thunderstorm but perhaps a couple of showers and thunderstorms that could interfere with outdoor plans include: Chicago, Detroit, St. Louis, Des Moines, Iowa, and Kansas City, Missouri. Locally severe thunderstorms are possible in Pittsburgh and Little Rock, Arkansas, at some point in the afternoon and evening.
This same zone in the Central states may pose some challenges for evening fireworks displays.
In most cases, thunderstorms only last an hour or so. But, a potential problem can occur when low clouds linger in the wake of showers. Light winds and moist air could lead to temporary fog formation in the evening when fireworks displays are scheduled.Mostly spotty, late-day storms are anticipated for parts of New Mexico, Arizona and Colorado. People heading into the mountains to hike should be wary of rapidly building storms in the afternoon and may want to limit their activities to the morning and midday hours to reduce the risk of being struck by lightning.
Another hot spot for thunderstorm activity, although typical for July 4, will be over the Florida Peninsula. Those planning a day at the beach or golf course should closely monitor the weather for changing conditions.
Looking to keep cool?
As far as cool spots on the Independence Day holiday, the beaches along the Pacific coast will offer some relief from the heat, as will the beaches along the Atlantic and Gulf coasts and the thousands of lakes and streams across the nation.
Swimmers are strongly urged to avoid wading out too far where waters are chilly, along much of the Pacific coast and New England. Rip currents always pose a risk when swimming in the ocean, even in tame sea conditions. Experts advise only swimming under the watchful eye of lifeguards.Temperate conditions are in store for the Northwest, the northern tier of the central states and northern New England. High temperatures in Seattle, International Falls, Minnesota, and Caribou, Maine, are projected to be in the 70s on Thursday.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Heat, Hot, Record Heat, Sizzle
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### [Nike ‘testing options’ for MLB uniform sweat issues](https://swampbutt.com/nike-testing-options-to-solve-mlb-uniform-sweat-issues/)
**Published:** May 12, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Nike ‘testing options’ for MLB uniform sweat issues
**Content:**
# Nike exploring options to fix MLB jerseys after sweat stains irk fans: Report players visibly sweat through jerseys
## The MLB says adjustments to certain elements of the new uniforms are being explored for teams and players
#### By Julia Elbaba • Published April 5, 2024 • Updated on April 5, 2024 at 3:49 pm
Major League Baseball is having another [jersey problem in 2024](https://ots.nbcwpshield.com/?page_id=9435754).
Complaints have piled on regarding the Nike-designed gray uniforms worn by teams when playing on the road. Fans are taking umbrage that the materials aren’t wicking away sweat.
The result? Baseball players donning gray tops that have a darker shade above the waistline than they do below it. In other words, shirts are showing too much sweat.
The backlash reached its apex last weekend when fans observed an abundance of sweat in the gray uniforms worn by the [New York Yankees](https://www.nbcnewyork.com/tag/new-york-yankees/) game who were on the road against the Houston Astros. In a statement to [The Athletic](https://theathletic.com/5388778/2024/04/04/mlb-nike-uniform-changes-sweat-stains/), Nike said they “have isolated the issue” and are “testing different options to lessen the moisture-related aesthetic color differences.”
Meanwhile, Nike’s intention has been to make the jersey more comfortable for players, especially during months when the temperature heat up.
MLB applauded Nike for their efforts in “bringing innovation and design improvements” while also pointing out adjustments that needed to be accounted for.
“Nike chose the letter sizing and picked the fabric that was used in these jerseys,” [MLB said in a statement.](https://theathletic.com/5388778/2024/04/04/mlb-nike-uniform-changes-sweat-stains/) “Fanatics has done a great job manufacturing everything to the exact specifications provided by Nike. As part of this significant transition, Nike will continue to explore necessary adjustments to certain elements of the new uniforms to meet the needs of MLB Clubs and players.”
**From X [Joe @BurdenBurner](https://x.com/BurdenBurner/status/1773494048159912114)**
“If you were wondering how bad the fanatics jerseys are, the guys are literally sweating right through them.
Fanatics founder [Michael Rubin said](https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/sports/mlb/fanatics-michael-rubin-new-mlb-uniforms/) the changes were made “for all the right reasons” after getting feedback from players who wanted material more breathable and stretchable.
Early complaints when the uniforms were first unveiled centered around the pants being “see-through.” The disappointment continued regarding the smaller font on the jersey nameplates.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweating, Houston Astros, Jerseys, New York Yankees, Nike
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### [The Internet’s Favorite Sweat Wipes in 2024](https://swampbutt.com/the-internets-favorite-sweat-wipes-in-2024/)
**Published:** May 26, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Reviewing The Internet’s Favorite Sweat Wipes in 2024
**Content:**
# The Internet’s Favorite Sweat Wipes in 2024
## Stay fresh all summer with these top-rated sweat wipes!
Please note that there are plenty of other ways to approach managing sweat than the sweat wicking, odor absorbing world class way we approach it here at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com). So please enjoy this article that was published in [Skin and Hair](https://www.ynetnews.com/shopping/article/reviewing-the-internet-s-favorite-sweat-wipes-in-2024/).
When you’re in the middle of a challenging workout or just caught on a humid summer day, breaking a sweat can feel like an instant lead to discomfort. That’s where sweat wipes come in. These handy wipes are designed to efficiently mop up the sweat and leave you feeling refreshed and ready to face the world. After hours of research, we’ve rounded up an impressive list of our top picks for sweat wipes. Each product is unique, catering to various needs – from the hardcore workout enthusiast to the casual stroller.
> [Reviewing The Internet’s Favorite Sweat Wipes in 2024](https://www.ynetnews.com/shopping/article/reviewing-the-internet-s-favorite-sweat-wipes-in-2024/)
**Sweat Blocks.**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/41Mkiqi2eqL._SL500_.jpg)*Sweat Blocks work but we are not sure how. The article doesn’t say.*Sweating can be a frustrating and embarrassing problem, especially in social situations. These maximum clinical strength sweat wipes are designed to provide up-to-date protection from excessive sweating, making them perfect for people who suffer from hyperhidrosis or sweat more than they’d like. With a pack of 10 unscented sweat wipes, you’ll have plenty of protection to get you through the week. These wipes are easy to use – just apply them to clean, dry skin before bed and let them work their magic while you sleep. The formula is gentle enough for everyday use and won’t irritate your skin.
**Pros & Cons**
+Maximum clinical strength
+Up to 7-day protection
+Unscented
–Not suitable for sensitive skin
## [SweatBlock Antiperspirant Sweat Wipes](https://www.amazon.com/SweatBlock-Protection-Antiperspirant-Hyperhidrosis-Excessive/dp/B09BF5TL6H?tag=ambzyt-2291-20)
These sweat wipes with clinical-strength antiperspirants are perfect for those dealing
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/61jkE6OEQHL._SL1500_.jpg)*KEY INGREDIENTS:*
*Water, botanical extracts, polyethylene glycol 8000, polysorbate 20, vitamin E oil, eugenol, aluminum chloride (14%).*with hyperhidrosis or excessive sweating. Each wipe offers up to 7 days of protection, ensuring you can stay fresh and odor-free without worrying about embarrassing sweat stains. The unscented formula of the sweat wipe is gentle on the skin, making it suitable for both men and women. Whether heading to the gym, running errands, or simply enjoying a day out, these sweat wipes are the ideal companion to keep you confident and comfortable. And with a convenient 5-pack, you can easily toss a few in your bag for on-the-go use.
**Pros & Cons**
+ Clinical strength protection
+ Up to 7-day protection
+ Effective for hyperhidrosis
– May dry your skin
## [Duradry Sweat Wipes – Maximum Strength](https://www.amazon.com/Duradry-Antiperspirant-Wipes-Deodorizing-Dermatologist/dp/B0BV4KB4V7?tag=ambzyt-2291-20)
These wipes are the ultimate solution for anyone looking to keep their hands and feet dry and odor-free. With maximum strength and dermatologist-recommended formula, these unscented wipes are talc-free and block sweat and odor for up to 72 hours. Each pack
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/61G42tEkxUL._SL1500_.jpg)*A key fact listed in the article ‘may not work for everyone.’ If it does not work for everyone, who needs it?*contains 30 counts of sweat wipes, giving you a month’s supply of sweat protection. These wipes are perfect for active individuals who are always on the go and need a quick solution to stay fresh. Whether you’re playing sports, working out, or just going about your day, these sweat wipes are the perfect companion to keep you confident and comfortable.
**Pros & Cons**
+Maximum strength
+Blocks sweat & odor
+Dermatologist recommended
–May not work for everyone
**[Carpe Underarm Sweat Wipes](https://www.amazon.com/Carpe-Antiperspirant-Deodorizing-individually-refreshing/dp/B07NJH8N5W?tag=ambzyt-2291-20)**
Each sweat wipe is residue-free and packed with powerful antiperspirant and deodorizing ingredients that keep you fresh and clean no matter where your day takes
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/61mtpI8CjL._SL1500_.jpg)*I believe ‘Carpe’ is latin for ‘seize.’ No more need be said.*you. The compact packaging makes them the perfect on-the-go companion for your gym bag, purse, or briefcase. With a refreshing scent that’s not overpowering, these sweat wipes are ideal for a quick touch-up after a workout or a long day at the office. You’ll love the convenience of having 15 wipes at your fingertips, each ready to provide instant relief from sweat and odor.
**Pros & Cons**
+Individually wrapped
+Residue-free formula
+Clean and refreshing scent
–Only works well for underarms
## [Kleinert’s Sweat Wipes](https://www.amazon.com/Sweat-Shield-Ultra-Antiperspirant-Clinical/dp/B00H0DW9NG?tag=ambzyt-2291-20)
The ultimate solution for those who suffer from excessive sweating, these sweat wipes offer clinical strength protection for up to 7 days per use. The ultra-soft sweat wipes are infused with a powerful antiperspirant formula that is gentle on the skin yet tough on
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/71AyQywoZhL._SL1500_.jpg)*‘Kleinert’ must be the name of the sweaty dude who invented these. Why else call it this?*sweat, keeping you fresh and dry all day. These wipes are perfect for anyone who wants to feel confident and comfortable, whether during a workout, a long day at the office, or a night out with friends.
**Pros & Cons**
+Clinical strength
+Dermatologist recommended
+Reduces sweat up to 7 days
–Strong scent
## [ZeroSweat Sweat Wipes](https://www.amazon.com/ZeroSweat-Antiperspirant-Deodorant-Hyperhidrosis-Treatment/dp/B07WSFPDMM?tag=ambzyt-2291-20)
These sweat wipes are perfect for those who suffer from excessive sweating, helping to reduce armpit sweat and keep you feeling fresh all day long. Featuring a new and
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/61tLhHwzg8L._SL1001_.jpg)*It’s no sweat to use ZeroSweat.*improved formula, these sweat wipes are designed to provide long-lasting protection against sweat and odor, making them the perfect choice for anyone on the go.
**Pros & Cons**
+Clinical strength
+Reduces armpit sweat
+Easy to use
–Not suitable for sensitive skin
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** excessive sweating, Sweat, Sweat blockers, Sweat Blocks, sweating
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### [How sweat and stamina helped make humans exceptional runners–and hunters](https://swampbutt.com/it-may-be-just-as-efficient-as-other-more-traditional-hunting-methods-like-foraging-the-findings-are-described-in-a-study-published-may-13-in-the-journal-nature-human-behaviour-and-supports-an-idea/)
**Published:** June 7, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweat and stamina made humans better hunters.
**Content:**
Please note that this article was originally published in Popular Science Magazine. We included it on SwampButt Underwear because plenty of us like to run but dislike getting all sweaty, especially from the waist down. Early man may have been a sweaty mess like us, but we really do not know.
[Endurance running](https://www.popsci.com/science/marathon-running-formations/) is not just a hobby for [modern marathoners](https://www.popsci.com/tips-first-marathon-science-tech/) or for posting on social media. A new look into the anthropological history of endurance running [when hunting for game ](https://www.popsci.com/science/hunter-gatherer-gender-roles/)shows that it may be just as efficient as other more traditional hunting methods like [foraging](https://www.popsci.com/science/human-childhoods-forage-evolution/). The findings are described in a [study published May 13 in the journal *Nature Human Behaviour*](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41562-024-01876-x)and supports an idea called the [endurance pursuit hypothesis](https://www.popsci.com/humans-distance-running-genes-mutations/).
## **What is the endurance pursuit hypothesis?**
[Endurance pursuit hypothesis](https://www.britannica.com/science/endurance-running-hypothesis) posits that the human ability to run long distances is an adaptation that began roughly two million years ago.
**\[Related:** [**Humans are natural runners—and this ancient gene mutation might have helped**](https://www.popsci.com/humans-distance-running-genes-mutations/)**.\]**
“Unlike other mammals, including other primates such as chimpanzees, humans can sweat profusely and have lower limb muscles evolved for stamina rather than power,” Morin and Winterhalder say. “If economical and successful, endurance pursuits of medium-to-large game in a tropical environment could have \[been\] selected for that unique combination of traits: sweating and stamina.”
However, there have been few reports of contemporary humans using these endurance pursuits. Running long distances is generally viewed as energetically costly, and thus not worth it.
## **A game-hunting advantage**
In their [new study,](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41562-024-01876-x) Morin and Winterhalder studied roughly 400 recorded instances dating from the early 1500s to the early 2000s to investigate the role of endurance running while hunting. These included some first-hand accounts of different nomadic groups including the Evenki people in Siberia, the Innu in Canada, the Mbuti in the Democratic Republic of Congo, the Pitjantjatjara in Australia, the Inuit in Alaska, and more. Some of these ethnographic sources revealed that hunters sometimes ran over 62 miles in one pursuit.
In addition to reviewing these accounts, the team used mathematical modeling to look at the [various scenarios that could play out over a pursuit](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41562-024-01876-x). They varied the size of the prey, how quickly or slowly a human pursued the animals (walking or running), and the distance covered.
The models found that in the right context, faster-paced endurance pursuit can increase energy returns. The models revealed that the calorific gains of endurance running were comparable to other hunting methods.
**\[Related:** [**Why are humans good at endurance running? The answer is murky**](https://www.popsci.com/persistence-hunting-myth/)**.\]**
“We were able to show that running or a mix of running and walking can be efficient, and it was a global practice by foragers prior to the modern era,” Morin and Winterhalder say. “In short, endurance pursuits would have provided hominins with an evolutionary advantage while competing with carnivores for game.”
The study suggests this type of hunting strategy would have been available to [Pleistocene hominins (2.6 million to 11,700 years ago)](https://www.popsci.com/science/human-population-pleistocene/) and may also have had a role in human evolution. However, Morin and Winterhalder stress that this work does not speak directly to human’s evolutionary past, since it relies on ethnographic accounts from recent history.
If you like to run but do not like a sweaty backside, try a pair o[f SwampButt Underwear.](https://swampbutt.com/shop/)
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** hunt, hunting, run, running, stamina, Sweat, sweating
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### [From "Curdled Baby Formula" to "Dry Dog Food"— Why Lume Deodorant Smells Like That.](https://swampbutt.com/from-curdled-baby-formula-to-dry-dog-food-why-lume-deodorant-smells-like-that/)
**Published:** June 15, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** From "Curdled Baby Formula" to "Dry Dog Food"— Why Lume Deodorant Smells Like That.
**Content:**
This one’s personal.
Lume deodorant just doesn’t smell right.
BY JAMIE BICHELMAN
JUN. 7 2024, PUBLISHED 1:09 P.M. ET
Published in Green Matters.
Note: This is a story about how one of the new all body deodorants have objectionable smells, worse than, well just keep reading. Oh, and per the lawyers, the views expressed in this article does not represent anything anyone at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com "SwampButt Underwear") thinks, says, or does.
Shameless Plug: Men can prevent the stinky butt sweat products like this one claim to treat by wearing [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com "SwampButt Underwear"). It wicks and dries sweat plus prevents odors.
I’m the kind of person who prefers strong, [dependable deodorant](https://www.greenmatters.com/p/why-should-i-use-natural-deodorant "dependable deodorant") to combat everything from nervous sweats to hot weather.
So one day, when my fiancée noticed a sickeningly [saccharine smell of popcorn](https://www.greenmatters.com/pets/can-cats-eat-popcorn) on me, I decided: that’s the last time I turn to Lume deodorant. As it turns out, I’m not the only one to notice the awkward, unpleasant, or otherwise offensive aroma of this [trendy deodorant](https://www.greenmatters.com/p/make-your-own-deodorant-recipe). Keep reading to learn more about Lume deodorant, and why people don’t like the way it smells. Why does Lume smell so bad?
It may simply be that Lume’s hodgepodge of ingredients — including the cryptic “fragrance” ingredient — coalesce in an unholy way to smell nothing like their intended scent.
Lume’s unique whole body deodorant may be used on “armpits, underboobs, belly buttons, butt cracks, vulvas, balls, feet, and more,” per the brand — meaning that scent can really overpower your body.
According to the clean beauty and clean living blog Gurl Gone Green, countless others have noticed the questionable ingredients and offensive odors of the popular full-body deodorant.
“I didn’t love the scented one I got (Minted Cucumber) … it was so strong to me and smelled synthetic,” Gurl Gone Green founder Suzi wrote. “I felt like I could just smell my underarms all day because I could smell the scent. It was like I was wearing perfume!”
As one commenter attested, “I hate the smell of their deodorants, to me the sticks smell like I am rubbing B.O. onto my armpits.”
A Lume deodorant product was reviewed by Self Magnitude author Maggie Greene — a self-described “plus size woman with anxiety” — unfavorably due to its odor. She wrote: “When I opened the deodorant, it smelled overly sour, more than I would expect from a lime scent. But the sour soon gave way to a more familiar smell, a sour milk smell.”
She continued: “I went to pee and immediately noticed something wasn’t right. There it was again — that cheese smell from the wine bar. Sour milk. Curdled baby formula. Someone ELSE’S parts!”
Greene’s partner was even less filtered in their review of the smell: “It’s really sour… it smells like sweaty ass… isn’t this the smell it’s trying to prevent?”
Greene sampled the lowest-rated reviews of the deodorant in her post, with users likening the smell to sour baby formula, mold, feet and mildew, a rotten Italian sub sandwich, dry dog food, feet and plastic, and white cheddar cheese puffs. What are the downsides of Lume deodorant?
If I’ve learned anything from my dermatologist, the intense skin irritation around my underarms may be due to the poor quality of the ingredients in Lume’s deodorants.
“I tried Lume and loved it for a month. And then my husband, son and I noticed it started burning our underarms. Sadly had to give it up,” one person commented on the Gurl Gone Green post. Another added: “I liked the product; however, the cost was too much. Now that I see there are potentially toxic ingredients, I’m out.”
There are some ingredients throughout Lume’s product line that consumers like me find questionable. Per Healthline, one such ingredient, sodium benzoate, is a preservative that can convert to benzene, a carcinogen. Additional concerns around sodium benzoate include this chemical’s potential to cause an allergic reaction (like swelling or itching).
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** deodorant, Lume, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Wear SwampButt Underwear™ College Football Week Two](https://swampbutt.com/wear-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-week-two/)
**Published:** September 4, 2023
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Wear SwampButt Underwear™ College Football Week Two
**Content:**
## **These Fans Will Be Hottest & Most Uncomfortable at College Football Games Week Two**
September 5, 2023 – Where are the hottest and most humid, wind free places for college football week two and what can be done about it? Not much except hydrate, wear loose clothing and the right type of underwear. [SwampButt Underwear™](https://swampbutt.com/) was made for men who sweat a lot and especially for those same men who live and work in climates that are hotter and more humid than others. Plenty of these same men attend college football games and plenty of them suffer from swamp butt. It’s enough to make a self-conscious man stay home. Almost. The remedy? Wear SwampButt Underwear™ College Football Week Two.
### **Open a Window and See**
Based on the latest atmospheric and climate technology available combined with experience, insight, and an open window, are week two’s most miserable locations.
#### The **SwampButt Underwear Misery Index and Ranking**
This is based on heat, humidity, game time of day, and the possibility of a breeze, or not. Here are the worst ranked in order of discomfort.
1. Houston at Rice (Rice Stadium located in Houston).
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Rice_University_Stadium.jpg)*The reflective heat from tin bleachers is ‘stored’ in the cement beneath making Rice Stadium a solar oven that seats 72,000*
- 6:00pm local time.
- Temperature at game time predicted 95.5 degrees F.
- Humidity at game time 46%.
- Heat Index (feels like) 107 F. Wind 12.3 mph.
1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1.
Houston’s Rice Stadium is a collection of tin benches mounted on concrete in a big circle. It could double as a solar oven and will feel like that when the University of Houston rides across town to renew their rivalry with their former Southwest Conference foes, the Rice Owls. What will it be like for those who show up? “Imagine a flat tire on a city freeway that takes five hours to repair,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and muse, Nick Heraldson. “Imagine also that the restrooms on that freeway were last updated when Eisenhower was president, ice in drinks was only for the wealthy and the walk from the ‘parking lot’ was more like a poorly lit, cross-country death by ordeal or chapter from the ‘Hunger Games’ and that is what the game will be like.”
2\. Utah at Baylor (McLane Stadium, Waco, TX.)
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/no-beer.jpg)*Adding to the misery from heat in Waco is the absence of beer.*1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. - Game time 11:00am local time.
- Temperature at game time predicted 90.8 F.
- Humidity 48%.
- Heat index or feels like 95 F.
- 11 mph.
There were plenty of reasons to make this the most uncomfortable game of the week as it will get hotter as the day goes on. It was also a top contender as no beer is sold at Baylor games. “No beer and heat make Nick go crazy,” Heraldson blabbered.
3. Nichols State at Texas Christian University (Amon Carter Field, Fort Worth, Texas)
- Game time 7:00pm local time.
- Temperature at game time predicted 95.1 F.
- Humidity 37%.
- Heat index feels like 107 F.
- Wind 12 mph
This game is a very slight third to Houston and Waco because of the later start time and lower humidity. “Comparing comfort levels at this game to the one in Houston is difficult with a single distinction,” Heraldson said. “The stadium and concessions at Amon Carter will be way better than those at Rice, mostly because the concession stands in Fort Worth will be open in sharp contrast to those at Rice, which will mostly be closed or closed when the third quarter starts.”
4. Ole Miss at Tulane (New Orleans)
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/NWO-Family.jpg)*Man regrets bringing his family to New Orleans and promises to ‘be a better dad in the future.’*
- Game time 2:30pm local time.
- Predicted game time temperature 90 F.
- Humidity 61%.
- Heat index feels like 100 F.
Kudos to Ole Miss for scheduling a non-conference road game against a non-power 5 school. Of course, this game was scheduled years before Tulane got better, won their conference, and played in a New Year’s 6 Bowl. But Tulane has another weapon. “The stink of New Orleans would make a Frenchman gag,” Heraldson stated. “Open sewers in a city below sea level, streets littered with last night’s puke and the overall ‘stank’ make for a *mélange of smelly* like none other. But I guess if you live there, you get used to it.”
5. Texas A&M at Miami (Florida)
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Spicy-Syrup-6x-1024x1024-1.jpg)*Walking slowly through and sitting in hot syrup is what fans at A&M vs. Miami will experience.*
- Game time 3:30pm local time.
- Predicted game time temperature 88 F.
- Humidity 65%.
- Heat index feels like 98 F.
The return engagement between schools who are both known to underperform will feel like walking through and sitting in pancake syrup. “Fans in attendance at this game are the real losers as their condition will be a combination of hot and sticky,” Heraldson said. “The high humidity dissipates evaporative cooling which will mean that once fans get wet from sweat, they will stay mostly wet. Mostly.”
**It Is Still Summer**
In early September, the fall college football season starts, though summer seldom makes any concession based on a turn of the calendar page. In terms of weather on opening weekend for college football, September 1st might as well be August 32. The same thing extends to week two through September and October.
**Who the Weather Really Affects**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/three-hot-football-fans.png)*The heat will keep some fans away but not these. Wear SwampButt Underwear™ College Football Week Two.*One often wonders whether the weather will make a difference in the outcome of a college football game. Will rain dictate running more than passing, or snow affect the footing or will the heat show who has the better conditioning? It is hard to say how any team will respond as predicting game outcomes based on weather is mostly a guessing game, or for those with spreadsheets, an educated guessing game. But there is one certainty that does not require software or computation and that is if there is the potential for game day misery on account of the external atmospheric conditions, those in attendance will be in the most distress.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear ](https://swampbutt.com)is a real company that makes a product designed to help solve a problem, the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is made in the USA and is trademarked in the United States and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use the mark without written permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, Fans, Heat Index, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Should You Worry About Health if You Sweat A Lot?](https://swampbutt.com/should-you-worry-about-health-if-you-sweat-a-lot/)
**Published:** March 7, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Should You Worry About Health if You Sweat A Lot?
**Content:**
# Should You Worry if You Sweat A Lot?
## Everyone sweats.
### But when is sweating a potential health issue?
NOTE: This article was originally published in Very Well Health. We added some quotes and observations to make it better – ed.
Sweating and evaporative cooling are how humans dissipate heat. If we didn’t sweat we would all die. So not sweating is definitely a problem. For most people sweating is part of life. Whether running, playing ball, or dealing with a broken air conditioner sweating is normal. But for people who sweat for no good reason, like the ones who visit , it is socially challenging and worrying.
**Why Do You Sweat So Much?**
You and we sweat and it is normal. When exerting yourself physically, or with a a case of nerves, sweat is what cools us off by way of evaporative cooling. Excessive sweating, known as [hyperhidrosis](https://www.verywellhealth.com/hyperhidrosis-symptoms-overview-4177694), occurs when the body sweats excessively and unpredictably. It is a medical condition, and treatment is available.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/C782221_WP.jpg)*Sweaty Man. Sometimes sweating a lot makes sense as it is a result of physical exertion. Other times it is harder to explain. Be mindful of excessive sweat as it could be a symptom of a medical condition.*Researchers believe that people who sweat more than needed have overactive sweat glands. “Man, those researchers, nothing gets past them,” sad sarcastic sidekick and SwampButt Underwear apologist Nick Heraldson. When the glands are overactive, they produce an uncontrollable amount of sweat. It is possible to experience excessive sweat in one area (focal) or all over the body (generalized). “I experience sweat on my backside in large amounts,” Heraldson went on. “Let’s have researchers take a look at that.”
Learn More: [What Causes Sweating?](https://www.verywellhealth.com/sweat-6503173)
**There is No Mystery**
People with [primary hyperhidrosis](https://www.verywellhealth.com/hyperhidrosis-causes-4777757) have excessive sweating with no known cause. This condition usually causes sweating that is excessive enough to interfere with your daily activities. You may notice that your hands are so sweaty that it is difficult to turn a doorknob or open a jar. “So the reason we all sweat so much is because we just do,” Heraldson concluded. “Mystery solved.”
### Secondary Hyperhidrosis
Secondary hyperhidrosis refers to excessive sweating due to a secondary or underlying disorder. These can include hormonal changes, diabetes, fever, medications, and other conditions. “What other conditions,” Heraldson asked.
### Hormonal Changes
Changes in hormone levels may lead to excessive sweating. People may experience [hot flashes](https://www.verywellhealth.com/cool-ways-to-stop-hot-flashes-2322681) and[ night sweats](https://www.verywellhealth.com/night-sweats-514441) during [perimenopause](https://www.verywellhealth.com/perimenopause-3520898) (the time leading up to menopause) or [menopause](https://www.verywellhealth.com/menopause-overview-4581933) (the time of life when menstrual periods stop for 12 months in a row). Hot flashes are the most common menopausal symptom, and up to 3 out of 4 people experience them at some point during menopause.
A hot flash is a sudden feeling of being very hot and flushed. You may experience redness in your face, neck, chest, back, and arms, as well as chills and sweating. Hot flashes usually happen in perimenopause and can last for several years during menopause.
### Diabetes
[Diabetes](https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-diabetes-mellitus-3289535) is a chronic health condition that can cause overstimulation of the sweat glands and excessive sweating. Changes in blood sugar levels may cause sweating throughout the day. A 2017 study found that up to 84% of people with diabetes experience sweating when their blood sugar levels are low ([hypoglycemia](https://www.verywellhealth.com/hypoglycemia-5092920)).
Related: [Can Sweating Be a Symptom of Diabetes?](https://www.verywellhealth.com/diabetes-night-sweats-5179874)
### Infection
Common infections like the [flu](https://www.verywellhealth.com/learn-about-different-types-of-flu-770509) or [COVID-19](https://www.verywellhealth.com/coronavirus-overview-4783291) can cause sweating. People with a fever may experience sweating and chills. Other common symptoms of an infection are a cough, sore throat, nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea. Infections that may cause a fever and sweating include respiratory illnesses, a [urinary tract infection](https://www.verywellhealth.com/urinary-tract-infections-4158392), or a gastrointestinal infection.
Related: [What Causes Cold Sweats?](https://www.verywellhealth.com/causes-and-treatment-of-cold-sweats-1298949)
### Medications
Certain medications may lead to sweating when you first start them or increase the dosage. If you are noticing more sweating after a medication change, let the prescribing healthcare provider know. Medications that may cause sweating include:
- **Antidepressants:** [Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs)](https://www.verywellhealth.com/selective-serotonin-reuptake-inhibitors-ssris-5223678) like [Celexa (citalopram)](https://www.verywellmind.com/faqs-about-celexa-for-panic-disorder-2584294), [Lexapro (escitalopram)](https://www.verywellhealth.com/taking-lexapro-what-to-expect-in-the-first-week-7964632), [Zoloft (sertraline)](https://www.verywellhealth.com/zoloft-and-side-effects-here-s-what-to-know-8421649), and [Prozac (fluoxetine)](https://www.verywellmind.com/how-is-prozac-used-to-treat-social-anxiety-disorder-3024962) change the level of [serotonin](https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-serotonin-5189485) in the brain and may cause excessive sweating.
- **Corticosteroids:** Steroids like [prednisone](https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-are-prednisone-side-effects-1941763) mimic the stress hormone cortisol and may cause similar symptoms as stress, such as sweating.
- **ADHD stimulants:** Medications used to treat [attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)](https://www.verywellhealth.com/adhd-attention-deficit-hyperactivity-disorder-included-definition-symptoms-traits-causes-treatment-5084784) like [Adderall (dextroamphetamine and amphetamine)](https://www.verywellhealth.com/taking-adderall-ritalin-without-adhd-8546956) increase certain chemicals in the brain to improve focus. These chemical changes also lead to sweating.
- **Opioids:** Opioid pain medications like[ Oxycontin (oxycodone hydrochloride)](https://www.verywellhealth.com/oxycontin-vs-oxycodone-7110730), Dilaudid (hydromorphone), and MS Contin (morphine) increase sweating because they activate the mast cells in the blood. These cells release substances that can cause flushing and sweating.
- **Breast cancer treatment:** Medications used to treat [breast cancer](https://www.verywellhealth.com/breast-cancer-7369836), such as Nolvadex ([tamoxifen](https://www.verywellhealth.com/tamoxifen-hormone-therapy-430577)), Arimidex (anastrozole), and Aromasin (exemestane), cause sweating similar to hot flashes because they affect levels of [estrogen](https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-estrogen-and-what-does-it-do-to-my-body-4142677), a sex hormone that plays a role in female reproductive health.
## Other Potential Causes of Sweating More Easily
Excessive sweating has several potential causes, and it can be challenging to determine which ones (if any) are affecting you. If you have recently noticed a difference in your sweat levels, consider if you have experienced any changes in your climate, exercise routine, or stress levels. If not, talk with your healthcare provider.
Possible causes of excessive sweating include:
- [Anxiety disorders](https://www.verywellhealth.com/anxiety-symptoms-5086955)
- Autoimmune disorders (in which the immune system mistakenly attacks your own body tissues)
- Autonomic [neuropathy](https://www.verywellhealth.com/neuropathy-types-5212788) (damage to the nerves that control involuntary body functions)
- [HIV (human immunodeficiency virus)](https://www.verywellhealth.com/hiv-aids-4014705)
- [Hodgkin lymphoma](https://www.verywellhealth.com/hodgkin-lymphoma-4013744) (a type of lymphatic system cancer)
- [Leukemia](https://www.verywellhealth.com/leukemia-7255544) (blood cancer)
- [Non-Hodgkin lymphoma](https://www.verywellhealth.com/non-hodgkin-lymphoma-4013557) (a type of lymphatic system cancer)
- [Syringomyelia](https://www.verywellhealth.com/syringomyelia-overview-and-more-5214816) (a fluid-filled cyst in the spinal cord)
- Thyroid disorders
- [Alcohol withdrawal](https://www.verywellhealth.com/alcohol-withdrawal-symptoms-5198606)
- [Marijuana, cocaine, or opioid withdrawal](https://www.verywellhealth.com/drug-withdrawal-symptoms-5217081)
## How to Control Sweating at Home
Fortunately, there are measures you can take at home to address excessive sweating. If you experience hot flashes, the following actions may be helpful:
- Take deep breaths.
- Drink cold water.
- Remove a layer of clothing.
- Use a fan.
- Consider weight loss if excess weight is contributing to overheating and sweating.
Learn More: [How to Stop and Control Sweating](https://www.verywellhealth.com/how-to-stop-sweating-7564257)
## Medical Treatments for Excessive Sweating
Several medical treatments are effective for excessive sweating. While there may not always be a permanent cure, it is possible to manage this condition well with treatment. Medical treatments for excessive sweating include:
- **Antiperspirants**: [Antiperspirants](https://www.verywellhealth.com/best-clinical-strength-deodorants-4687662) containing 10% to 20% aluminum chloride hexahydrate are usually the first line of prescription treatment for excessive sweating. It works by plugging the sweat glands under the arms. Antiperspirants with high doses of aluminum may cause skin irritation and even damage clothing.
- **Prescription medication**: Depending on the underlying cause of your sweating, a prescription medication may be helpful. Qbrexa (topical glycopyrronium) wipes can be used for the armpits. Oral anticholinergic medications such as glycopyrrolate or oxybutynin may also be considered.
- **Hormone therapy**: If your sweating is caused by hormonal changes or menopause, low-dose [hormonal birth control](https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-hormonal-birth-control-3993888) could help. After menopause, menopausal [hormone therapy](https://www.verywellhealth.com/hormone-therapy-5224273) may help to relieve hot flashes and night sweats.
- **Iontophoresis**: This procedure uses electricity to turn off the sweat glands temporarily. It is often used on the hands and feet. The body part is placed in water that contains a gentle electrical current for 10 to 30 minutes. Possible side effects are rare but may include cracking and blisters.
- **Botulinum toxin**: Botox ([onabotulinumtoxinA](https://www.verywellhealth.com/the-science-of-botox-1069224)) may be helpful for severe sweating in the underarms, hands, and feet. It is injected into the skin to block the nerves that stimulate sweating. Side effects may include flu-like symptoms, pain, and temporary weakness.
- **Endoscopic thoracic sympathectomy (ETS)**: ETS is a minimally invasive surgical procedure that may be used if other treatments have not been effective. The healthcare provider cuts a nerve to turn off the signal to the sweat glands. While this reduces sweating in the original problem area, it can sometimes increase sweating in other areas, such as the back, abdomen, buttocks, and legs.
- **Underarm surgery**: Extreme cases of excessive sweating in the underarms may require surgery to remove the sweat glands using a laser, scraping (curettage), or cutting (excision).
- **Axillary fractionated microneedle radiofrequency**: For underarms, small, thin needles are placed under the skin, and radiofrequency energy is applied.
## When to Contact a Healthcare Provider
If you have noticed a sudden increase in sweating, talk with a healthcare provider. Treatments are available that could help.
If you experience excessive sweating along with feelings of dizziness, light-headedness, nausea, or chest pain, seek immediate medical help. These can be signs you are having a heart attack. See a healthcare provider if you have sweating that impacts your daily life or causes physical or emotional discomfort.
## Summary
Excessive sweating (hyperhidrosis) happens when the body sweats excessively and unpredictably. Sweating is a normal part of the body’s cooling system. It is normal to sweat when in hot temperatures or engaging in strenuous physical activity. Spicy foods and emotional stress can also cause sweating.
Possible causes of excessive sweating include hormonal changes, diabetes, infections, and certain medications. The cause may also remain unknown. The most common areas to sweat are in the palms, soles, underarms, and face.
Treatment options include antiperspirants, medications, hormone therapy, iontophoresis, Botox, endoscopic thoracic sympathectomy, and underarm surgery.
Read the original article on [Verywell Health](https://www.verywellhealth.com/why-do-i-sweat-so-easily-8550778).
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**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** butt sweat, excessive sweat, excessive sweating, Hexsel's Hyperhidrosis, hyperhydrosis, swampass, Sweat, sweating
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### [Can you cure body odor permanently?](https://swampbutt.com/cure-body-odor-permanently/)
**Published:** March 13, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Can you cure body odor permanently?
**Content:**
# Cure body odor permanently?
## Why do you stink all the time and can you cure body odor permanently?
### Is it possible to cure body odor permanently?
### Problem sweat and sweating leads to stains, smells and SwampButt.
NOTE: Cure body odor permanently? This article appeared in Nebraska Medicine, February 16, 2024. SwampButt Underwear often shares information about sweat, sweating, and body odor. But SwampButt Underwear does not recommend or un-recommend any of the content here. It is provided for informational purposes only. We do not believe that the symptoms described herein only apply to people in Nebraska. But is it possible that more Nebraskans are sweatier and smellier than the general population? We do not know because we’ve never been there. Can someone please let us know? That’d be great.
### Question:
I’ve tried many different ways to fight odor-causing bacteria and sweat in my underarms, yet nothing works long-term; what oral antibiotics can I take to finally work?
### Answered by dermatologist [Corey Georgesen, MD](https://www.nebraskamed.com/doctors/corey-j-georgesen):
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/A-man-standing-in-a-casual-pose-looking-slightly-puzzled-or-concerned-with-exaggerated-beads-of-sweat-running-down-his-face-and-visible-sweat-stains.webp)***Excessive sweat and sweating can lead to body odor. Cure body odor permanently? Is the stank curable?***Sweat, or perspiration, by itself, is virtually odorless. However, once sweat is colonized by bacteria on your skin, it can develop a scent, particularly if it comes from your apocrine glands located in specific areas, including your armpits and groin.
Certain lifestyle modifications may help you decrease such sweat, reducing the odor it produces. These preventive measures include:
- Showering daily.
- Reducing or removing spicy foods.
- Using antibacterial soap or surgical scrub in sweat-prone areas.
- Eliminating your use of stimulants, including caffeine.
- Reducing stress.
If the remedies listed above are ineffective, there are medical interventions to help eliminate odor caused by bacteria in the underarms. These interventions work by curtailing sweat buildup in the affected area. Avoiding such a buildup prevents bacterial colonization – when bacteria multiply in a moist and obstructed environment. You can reduce sweat accumulation through several different methods, including:
- **Medications called anticholinergics.** Anticholinergics are drugs that block acetylcholine, a chemical messenger that, among other functions, stimulates sweat glands. Anticholinergics can come in both topical and oral forms.
- **A medical device called iontophoresis.** This device sends low-grade to mild electrical currents through your skin to specific locations. Patients may undergo several weekly iontophoresis sessions, each lasting in the range of 15 to 30 minutes.
- **Localized Botox® injections.** Botox, an injectable medication primarily known for treating dynamic wrinkling with facial movements, is also an excellent tool for stopping armpit sweat. Botox reduces sweating by temporarily blocking the chemical signals that trigger sweat production. Generally, patients see a sweat reduction in three to four days, with full moisture-halting effects in approximately two weeks.
Our group of board-certified Nebraska Medicine dermatologists offers all these treatments. To make a new appointment, call **800.922.0000** or [schedule one online](https://www.nebraskamed.com/care/new-patient) today. Or, visit [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) to find at least one solution to your sweaty butt.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes and sells a garment with materials that wick sweat away from skin and allows it to evaporate far more quickly than any other traditional fabric. To learn more about these remarkable garments please visit . SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** bacteria, excessive sweating, odor, scent, stink, Sweat, sweating
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### [Video shows SUV crashing through Dallas gym's wall](https://swampbutt.com/video-shows-suv-crashing-through-dallas-gyms-wall/)
**Published:** April 1, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Video shows SUV crashing through Dallas gym's wall
**Content:**
# SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE Wild video shows SUV crashing through Dallas gym’s wall.
## Sweaty Patrons of ‘Sweat Dallas’ Sent Scurrying
### If You can Dodge an SUV You Make Sweating all those Hours at the gym with a SwampButt Worthwhile.
DALLAS — Police are investigating after a car crashed through the front of a Dallas gym on Friday afternoon, injuring two people.
Dallas police say they were called at about 3:05 p.m. Friday to the accident. It took place at [SWEAT Dallas](https://sweatdallas.com/), 5470 W Lovers Lane. Security footage of the accident shows the car crash through the front of the building, hitting two people who were sitting directly in the path of the vehicle. “This type of incident makes situational awareness even more important than most of us thought,” according to backseat driver and [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) corporate spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Like when you look up and see an SUV about to crash through the walls of the gym you are in, drop those dumb-bells and get moving.”
Fitness and conditioning are good for individual health. In this case the health and safety of people working out on Easter Sunday at Sweat benefited from their speed and reflexes, honed while busting out reps, working on a good sweat and keeping one eye peeled for the occasional, errant SUV.
There were no details about the driver released. “Hard to say much about the driver since nothing about this person was released to the media,”Heraldson said. “But that lack of real facts should not discourage anyone from speculating, guessing or just making something up.” Heraldson went on, “maybe their foot slipped, maybe they sped up to avoid another vehicle, or maybe they were blind drunk and out on an Easter Morning Bender that carried over from Saturday night. We simply do not know. But what we do know is that a lack of facts should never prevent news coverage.”
Heraldson was asked if it could also be that the driver had a bad case of SwampButt and slid off the seat into the accelerator. “No, that’s dumb,” he replied.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes and sells a garment with materials that wick sweat away from skin and allows it to evaporate far more quickly than any other traditional fabric. To learn more about these remarkable garments please visit . SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** SwampButt, Sweat, sweating
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### [Philadelphia named No. 1 naked biking destination in U.S.](https://swampbutt.com/philadelphia-named-no-1-naked-biking-destination-in-u-s/)
**Published:** July 3, 2023
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Philadelphia may be the number one location for naked bike riding and the number one city for chapped backside.
**Content:**
# Will biking in the buff take off around the region?
Whether around Philadelphia or your town, naked bike riding is bad naked. For the rest of us there is [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/shop/) to make cycling more comfortable. A bare ass on a bike seat is a terrible idea.
**Courtesy of Susan Miers Smith, Reading Eagle, Pa.**
**Fri, June 30, 2023 at 5:52 AM CDT·**
June. 30—Biking in the buff may be the ultimate sense of American freedom for some folks, but naked bicycling is not exactly a common pastime.
After all, there is a reason that padded cycling shorts are a “thing” and come in hundreds of styles for men and women.
“I cannot imagine my sweaty, naked butt on a bicycle seat,” said one avid area cyclist who commented on condition of anonymity.
However, in early June outdoor home services marketer LawnStarter named Philadelphia the No. 1 destination for naked biking in the United States.
That is not a joke.
The company, based in Austin, Texas, embarked on a semi-serious analysis of data from the 200 largest cities in the country.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/naked-bike-ride.jpg)Riding naked on a bike is a trend no sane person should consider.“We looked at naked biking events, local interest in nude cycling, bikeability, and legal bumps in the road (like public nudity laws), among 11 total metrics,” the press release stated.
Philadelphia’s high ranking was due in large part to the Philadelphia Naked Bike Ride, which has been an annual event since Labor Day weekend in 2009 (with a pandemic pause for 2020, of course).
This year’s event is set for Aug. 26. Participants will receive the starting point and route 24 hours before the ride.
Have other counties around Philadelphia considered hosting an au natural bicycling event?
“It’s crucial for all event organizers to consider the values, norms, and legal regulations of our community,” wrote Bree Nidds, chief operating officer of Discover Lehigh Valley, the tourism agency promoting the Allentown/Bethlehem/Easton region, in an email. “While we recognize that naked bike rides have taken place in other cities, we would need to ensure that events hosted in our community align with the cultural and legal expectations of our community members.
“A very crucial step in the conversation would be to consult with local authorities and relevant stakeholders to determine the legality and feasibility of hosting such an event,” she added. “We would encourage the event organizers to prioritize public safety and adhere to any applicable laws or permits required for organizing this type of event.”
Those sentiments were echoed by other area tourism bureaus.
“For example obtaining permits for the route would be a challenge with possible nudity,” wrote Nina Kelly, director of marketing and communications for Chester County’s Brandywine Valley tourism bureau, in an email. “There is a fine line for legality of ‘lewdness’ and township codes may vary as well. “For example obtaining permits for the route would be a challenge with possible nudity,” wrote Nina Kelly, director of marketing and communications for Chester County’s Brandywine Valley tourism bureau, in an email. “There is a fine line for legality of ‘lewdness’ and township codes may vary as well.
“So our short answer is, while we embrace the cycling community, it may be difficult to host clothing optional!”
The lack of clothing does seem to be a speed bump that organizations approach cautiously.
“It’s a very different event than what we are used to,” said Crystal Seitz, president of Pennsylvania’s Americana Region, the former Greater Reading Convention & Visitors Bureau. “We’ve had bike races before.”
But she said the tourism bureau has never been approached about bringing any kind of nude cycling event to Berks, noting that her organization is not really an event planner.
“When we’ve had bicycle races, there’s a committee that gets together, they find sponsors for it, they work with the police and stuff like that,” Seitz said.
“Berks County is a bit more conservative than Philadelphia, so I think it would be, what we’d have to say, is there a group in the community that would want to handle something like this and put it on? Me personally, I don’t know that a community group would pick it up and run with it.”
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** naked bike ride
---
### [Humidity Makes It Difficult to Sweat Tips for Extreme Heat](https://swampbutt.com/humidity-makes-it-difficult-to-sweat/)
**Published:** July 13, 2023
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Balmy weather makes sweating an added chllenge.
**Content:**
# Summertime is fun time.
### But it is easy to overdo it when conditions are extreme.
### SwampButt Underwear urges everyone to be cautious when outdoors.
Humidity makes it difficult to sweat. Tips to beat the extreme heat. With so many consecutive days of excessive heat, health officials, forecasters and physicians are urging people to limit outdoor exposure and to know the warning signs of heat illness. Researchers are developing a thermal mannequin to understand the effects of extreme heat on the body. Add humidity to heat and it is a real problem. Humidity Makes It Difficult for the Body to Sweat. Tips to beat the heat are listed below. Start with a visit to the [SwampButt Underwear Store.](https://swampbutt.com/shop/)
### SwampButt Underwear urges everyone to be cautious when outdoors.
ALBUQUERQUE: The Southwestern U.S. is bracing for another week of blistering temperatures, with forecasters on Monday extending an excessive heat warning through the weekend for Arizona’s most populated area, and alerting residents in parts of Nevada and New Mexico to stay indoors.
The metro Phoenix area is on track to tie or to break a record set in the summer of 1974 for the most consecutive days with the high temperature at or above 110 degrees Fahrenheit (43 Celsius). Even the morning low temperatures are tying historic records.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Fan-Lady.jpg)*Summer time is fun time until we overdo it. Humidity makes it difficult to sweat. Tips to beat extreme heat.*Along the U.S.-Mexico border, federal agents reported that extreme temperatures over the weekend contributed to 45 people being rescued and another 10 dying.
With so many consecutive days of excessive heat, forecasters, physicians and local health officials throughout the Southwest are recommending that people limit their outdoor exposure and know the warning signs of heat illness.
### KNOWING THE SIGNS
From heavy sweating and dizziness to muscle spasms and even vomiting, experts say heat exhaustion and heat stroke are likely to become more common. In the coming decades, the U.S. is expected to experience higher temperatures and more intense heat waves.
Heat stroke is the most serious heat-related illness and happens when the body loses its ability to sweat.
The skin gets hot and red, and the pulse quickens as the person’s body temperature climbs to 103 F (39 C) or higher. Headaches set in, along with nausea, confusion and even fainting.
Jon Femling, an emergency medicine physician and scientist at the University of New Mexico, said the body tries to compensate by pumping blood to the skin as a way to cool off. And the more a person breathes, the more they lose fluids, becoming increasingly dehydrated.
Important electrolytes like sodium and potassium also can be lost when sweating.
“So one of the first things that happens is, your muscles start to feel tired as your body starts to shunt away,” he said. “And then you can start to have organ damage where your kidneys don’t work, your spleen, your liver. If things get really bad, then you start to not be perfusing your brain the same way.”
Experts say it’s important to recognize the signs of heat stroke in others, as people may not realize the danger they’re in because of an altered mental state that may involve confusion.
In the case of heat stroke, experts suggest calling 911 and trying to lower the person’s body temperature with cool, wet cloths or a cool bath.
With heat exhaustion, the body can become cold and clammy. Other signs include heavy sweating, nausea, muscle cramps, weakness and dizziness. Experts say the best thing to do is to move to a cool place, loosen clothing and sip some water.
Older people, children and those with health conditions can face greater risks when the temperatures are high.
During extreme heat events, one of the most common ways people can die is from cardiovascular collapse xperts said, because of the extra energy the heart has to expend to help the body compensate for the hot temperatures.
In general, health officials say staying indoors, seeking air-conditioned buildings and drinking more water than usual can stave off heat-related illnesses. Caffeine and alcohol are no-nos. Eating smaller meals more often throughout the day can help.
### LEARNING THE LIMITS
Researchers at Arizona State University are trying to better understand the effects of extreme heat on the body and what makes hot weather so deadly.
They’re using a special thermal mannequin called ANDI that is outfitted with nearly three dozen different surface areas that are individually controlled with temperature sensors and human-like pores that produce beads of sweat.
“A lot of research that I and my colleagues do is just really focused on understanding how people are responding to higher levels of extreme heat over longer periods of time and then what we can do about it,” said Jenni Vanos, an associated professor at ASU’s School of Sustainability. There are 10 thermal mannequins in existence, with most used by athletic clothing companies for testing. ASU’s manikin is the first that can be used outdoors thanks to a unique, internal cooling channel.
The university also has developed a new “warm room,” or heat chamber where researchers can simulate heat-exposure scenarios from around the globe. Temperatures can reach 140 F (60 C) inside the room – and wind and solar radiation can be controlled for experiments.
Vanos said measuring short- and long-wave radiation in the environment can also tell researchers how much a surface – or a person – in a specific location of a city would heat up.
“And so under these extreme conditions, what’s going to really be able to be modified or changed within the urban environment is shade,” she said. “In a place like Phoenix or really any sunny hot area, shade is a really critical factor to be able to reduce that overall heat load of the human body.”
### FINDING RELIEF
While air conditioners are cranked up and fans are blowing full blast, residents across the region are anxiously awaiting the start of the monsoon season, hoping it will help to keep the heat at bay.
But so far, the summer thunderstorms – which usually bring cloud cover, lightning and downpours to the Southwestern desert – are absent due to the ongoing El Nino weather pattern, National Weather Service meteorologist Sam Meltzer said.
“It looks like things are going to be abnormally dry over the next couple of months,” Meltzer said, noting that storms that might break the heat depend on wind patterns drawing moist air from the Gulf of California into Arizona, New Mexico and Nevada.
“But that doesn’t mean we aren’t going to get thunderstorm activity,” Meltzer said. “It just might be delayed.”
Meltzer worked in Phoenix before transferring last winter to Las Vegas. He noted that while temperatures rose last month in the Phoenix area June stayed abnormally cool in southern Nevada.
The official daytime temperature at Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas remained below 100 F (37.8 C) for a record 294 days before temperatures reached 102 F (38.9 C) on June 30. The previous record of 290 days, from 1964 to 1965, had stood for 58 years. Still, it’s not just the air temperature that people need to worry about, Vanos said. Humidity can make it more difficult for the body to produce sweat as a way to cool off.
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From the Associated Press As published in the Economist July 12, 2023.
Read more at:
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**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** extreme, Heat, Hot, humidity, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [As part of the ‘what makes us sweaty’ series, yardwork…](https://swampbutt.com/as-part-of-the-what-makes-us-sweaty-series-yardwork/)
**Published:** July 17, 2023
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** As part of the 'what makes us sweat series' comes yardwork.
**Content:**
NOTE: SwampButt Underwear™ develops and publishes content devoted to those activities that make men sweaty (because it is always men). This one is on lawn care.
*As part of the ‘what makes us sweaty’ series, yardwork…*
**Were String Lawn Trimmers Invented by the Devil?**
July 17, 2023 – Were String Lawn Trimmers Invented by the Devil? Probably not. But that does not diminish their role confounding humans and causing them to use the Lord’s name in vain and more often in summer. Because warm weather means lawn care. Lawn care in the heat means sweat and plenty of it. Sadly, over sweating may be the best thing that happens when using a string trimmer. Boys and men of all ages use so-called string lawn trimmers, line trimmers, or weed eaters, to remove weeds, trim sidewalk edges and define flower bed boundaries. The lawn care industry claims these inventions of modern convenience save time. But is this a false promise? Absolutely. Lawn trimmers are a source of frustration and injury to the army of non-professional grass cutters from every town in the USA.
**The String on the Trimmer**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/images-1.jpg)*Man operating a weed wacker right before he is injured, probably.*Whether a single or double spool trimmer, the operator will spend more time trying to add more string to the spool than actual trimming. The reasons for these are several. First, there is nowhere to stick or tie-off the string when starting to rewind it. Second after the entire spool is re-strung it will unwrap the moment the operator removes his hand. (Yes, *his* hand. Only men do this, so poorly). Third, if the operator manages to get the re-strung spool connected to the end of the apparatus, several feet of string will exit the spool, and collect in a loose oval. So have scissors handy because no one will want to re-spool all that plastic string. No one.
**Leg Lacerations**
Additionally, with all that bonus string exiting the spool, leg lacerations will occur. “I have circular scars around my legs that look like candy stripes,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and big sweaty mess after mowing Nick Heraldson. “I had been told that women appreciate scars on men. But not stupid scars like these.”
**Gummy Gas Goes Glug Glug**
Whether a gasoline powered or battery-operated trimmer, neither power source will save any time. Gasoline powered machines require the addition of two-stroke (or 2-cycle) engine oil. It is a precise mixture of oil and gasoline that aids combustion and lubrication. Without it, the gasoline trimmer will stop working, leaving the operator with a half-trimmed lawn and a trip to the hardware store to buy said oil. “Some new trimmers come with a sample of two stroke oil attached,” Heraldson advised. “But who knows what that stuff is when they first see it and what it’s for? And don’t try drinking it because, well, you know.”
**Mining for Lithium**
Lithium battery powered trimmers are slightly less terrible until the battery stops holding a charge which will always be way before you think it should. “Lithium batteries are very expensive, much more than any other type of battery,” Heraldson said. “If you go looking for a replacement battery at the place you bought your trimmer, forget it. They will be out of them, all the time, every time, forever.” The lack of the correct size battery renders the trimmer useless leaving weeds overgrow the home. “I’m just glad I don’t have an electric car with a lithium battery,” Heraldson concluded. “Those expensive batteries crap out and that electric ride would go from expensive ride to costly statue.”
**The Two Stroke Yank**
Even if owners of gasoline powered trimmers manage to get the right flavor type of oil, and have stopped the bleeding from their legs, starting the thing is another hurdle. These trimmers use a small rope to start the engine. It must be pulled to start the rotation of a spool that lights the spark plug, ignites the fuel to get the thing working. Sound easy? It’s not. First, there is no place to grip the trimmer and pull the string at the same time. Setting it on the ground and standing on it while pulling can work sometimes but not all the time. Hearing someone yell, ‘grab the middle and jerk on it’ means a balky weed wacker is non-operational. “Men have torn rotator cuff injuries, strained pectoral muscles, pulled biceps and even more serious injuries from trying to start the fool contraptions,” Heraldson stated. “And don’t get me started on eye lacerations and burns from mufflers, and broken windows from small rocks sent flying into space.”
**Summary of Weed Wacker/String Trimmer Injuries**
Here are some statistics about injuries involving lawn trimmers, also known as weed whackers:
- An estimated 81,907 injuries involving lawn trimmers occurred in the U.S. from 2000-2009
- Weed whackers account for 16,900 ER visits each year,
- The most commonly injured body part was the head, specifically the eye, accounting for 42.5% of the injuries,
- The most common type of injury to the head was contusions and abrasions,
- The most common injury to the extremities was lacerations,
- The most common injury to the trunk was strains and sprains
- According to Weed Eater, some 35 consumers sustained burns when inadvertent contact was made with the hot muffler,
- Most grass trimmer injuries are avoidable and are due to operator inexperience or inattentive or improper handling of grass trimmers,
- Wear eye protection, such as safety glasses, to shield your eyes from flying debris.
In summary string trimmers suck. Find a pair of shears instead. Or hire someone.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
Most men do not merely sweat for no good reason. Some activity causes it. This time it’s yard work. SwampButt Underwear™ is a real company that makes and sells a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit .
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, sweaty, weed wacker. string trimmer, yard work
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### [Skincare for your derrière: the beauty trend we can get behind](https://swampbutt.com/skincare-for-your-derriere-the-beauty-trend-we-can-get-behind/)
**Published:** August 27, 2023
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Skincare for your derrière: the beauty trend we can get behind
**Content:**
## ‘Lipgloss’ for the Butt; Makes Butt Glossy
### **Butt skincare is finally getting its moment in the sun – here’s how to give your bottom the treatment it deserves.**
NOTE: This article is taken from ‘Body + Soul’ written by [Holly Berckelman](https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/the-team/holly-berckelman).
These days, most people are pretty across their [skincare routines](https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/shop/beauty/how-this-brand-is-encouraging-everyday-men-to-look-after-their-skin/news-story/673f0c56cd724e630a1a1331067fc73c).
Whether you’re a 10-step routine devotee or prefer a simple cleanse-and-[moisturise](https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/shop/beauty/why-you-should-swap-your-moisturiser-for-a-body-oil/news-story/cf1623420528140b5c89fcacfa28ba19) formula, at this stage it’s common knowledge that our faces need to be properly taken care of for skin to [look its healthiest](https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/shop/beauty/charlotte-tilburys-new-product-is-the-hit-of-hydration-you-need-this-winter/news-story/9e0b490b9b7b9d8e5983dcea35ec1446).
[Skincare](https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/shop/beauty/how-to-best-treat-pigmentation-according-to-a-dermatologist/news-story/7f5ddc40d046e8143a9fb0817f98e0d6) is so popular that new brands emerge almost every day, targeting different skin types and concerns – but not all parts of our bodies have been treated equally.
Our bottoms have long been ignored when it comes to skincare, as people understandably prefer to spend their time and money on their faces. But it seems times are changing, with the rise in butt-centric skincare products that give our derrières some long overdue attention.
Skincare helps to keep skin – the largest organ in the body – as healthy as possible, by keeping it clean and hydrated, and strengthening the skin’s barrier.
Throughout our day-to-day activities, our faces are subject to environmental damage like wind and sunburn, and are exposed to chemical pollutants from the outside world and makeup, which can clog the pores and cause irritation.
Depending on your personal skin concerns, the products and routine can be tailored to get the best out of your skin.
Unlike our faces, our butts aren’t exposed to the same level of environmental pollutants or damage, since they’re usually covered up. But our butts take a beating every day, and are subject to other kinds of physical damage and irritation or oil build-ups as a result.
We sit on our bums for hours, they get chafed by our underwear and sometimes sweaty in our sheets at night. Not to mention they’re totally at the mercy of whatever polyester pants and lacy knickers we shove them into each day and are often victims of the harshest products in our showers.
But our butts aren’t as invincible as we often treat them.
“Both face and butt skin are delicate and sensitive,” Sylwia Wiesenberg, founder of Bawdy Beauty, a clean butt skincare brand tells *Body+Soul*.
“We think of butt skin as thicker but in fact, it is not and it needs special attention in order to avoid breakouts, rashes, hyperpigmentation and of course ageing. The loss of elasticity happens much faster to thin butt skin.”
Noticing the lack of products targeting butt skin on the market, Wiesenberg founded Bawdy in 2018 with a range of ‘bawdy’ care products, including the fan-favourite sheet masks plus a wash, oil, serum and sculpting tool – the first of their kind.
“The idea behind butt masking was to take care of the most neglected asset – your butt – that is constantly used and abused with rough denim fabric, sweaty leggings and being seated on most of the day,” she tells *Body+Soul*. “The area definitely needs a little more love and proper skincare routine, especially because the skin is very delicate.”
Physical damage is top of mind when it comes to our bottoms, but chemical irritants are present too. Most people don’t apply beauty products to their bums, with the exception of performers, but it’s common to use fake tan or sunscreen on bums especially during the summer months, and that can take a toll on the health of the skin.
Tan Boonsirisuk, creator and founder of , recognised the lack of butt-specific skincare on the market, and endeavoured to create a potent and highly-effective product targeted to the area.
This culminated in the creation of , a naturally-derived, complex oil designed to treat stretch marks, cellulite, bumps and dark spots, while moisturising and nourishing the skin to help it look as healthy and glowy as possible.
When creating the, Boonsirisuk leant on key ingredients designed to target these common concerns, including natural oils like camelia, jojoba, almond and macadamia, which provide nourishment, hydration, and promote skin elasticity.
[Sea buckthorn oil](https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/shop/beauty/what-is-sea-buckthorn-oil-and-why-is-everyone-using-it/news-story/f531898d9a27b5339700df9158bbb103), rich in nutrients, helps to improve skin health, and it also contains [vitamin E](https://www.healthdirect.gov.au/vitamin-e-and-your-health#:~:text=As%20an%20antioxidant%2C%20vitamin%20E,promoting%20healthy%20vision%20and%20skin.), an antioxidant which helps promote healthy skin (and vision!) and protect against damage caused by exposure to harmful substances – cigarette smoke for example.
Wiesenberg made sure to include similar ingredients in Bawdy’s butt masks, plus caffeine to energise and tighten the skin, collagen for elasticity, sodium hyaluronate (a derivative of hyaluronic acid) for hydration, and nettle to relieve redness and help repair dry skin.
Both Bawdy and Muse’s products are designed to be effective on their own, but can be paired with other actives or key ingredients to target individual skin concerns.
**Butt skincare is finally getting its moment in the sun – here’s how to give your bottom the treatment it deserves.**
These days, most people are pretty across their [skincare routines](https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/shop/beauty/how-this-brand-is-encouraging-everyday-men-to-look-after-their-skin/news-story/673f0c56cd724e630a1a1331067fc73c).
Whether you’re a 10-step routine devotee or prefer a simple cleanse-and-[moisturise](https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/shop/beauty/why-you-should-swap-your-moisturiser-for-a-body-oil/news-story/cf1623420528140b5c89fcacfa28ba19) formula, at this stage it’s common knowledge that our faces need to be properly taken care of for skin to [look its healthiest](https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/shop/beauty/charlotte-tilburys-new-product-is-the-hit-of-hydration-you-need-this-winter/news-story/9e0b490b9b7b9d8e5983dcea35ec1446).
[Skincare](https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/shop/beauty/how-to-best-treat-pigmentation-according-to-a-dermatologist/news-story/7f5ddc40d046e8143a9fb0817f98e0d6) is so popular that new brands emerge almost every day, targeting different skin types and concerns – but not all parts of our bodies have been treated equally.
Our bottoms have long been ignored when it comes to skincare, as people understandably prefer to spend their time and money on their faces. But it seems times are changing, with the rise in butt-centric skincare products that give our derrières some long overdue attention.
Skincare helps to keep skin – the largest organ in the body – as healthy as possible, by keeping it clean and hydrated, and strengthening the skin’s barrier.
Throughout our day-to-day activities, our faces are subject to environmental damage like wind and sunburn, and are exposed to chemical pollutants from the outside world and makeup, which can clog the pores and cause irritation.
Depending on your personal skin concerns, the products and routine can be tailored to get the best out of your skin.
Unlike our faces, our butts aren’t exposed to the same level of environmental pollutants or damage, since they’re usually covered up. But our butts take a beating every day, and are subject to other kinds of physical damage and irritation or oil build-ups as a result.
We sit on our bums for hours, they get chafed by our underwear and sometimes sweaty in our sheets at night. Not to mention they’re totally at the mercy of whatever polyester pants and lacy knickers we shove them into each day and are often victims of the harshest products in our showers.
But our butts aren’t as invincible as we often treat them.
## Muse Butt Gloss, $58 from
Muse Butt Gloss, $58
“Both face and butt skin are delicate and sensitive,” Sylwia Wiesenberg, founder of Bawdy Beauty, a clean butt skincare brand tells *Body+Soul*.
“We think of butt skin as thicker but in fact, it is not and it needs special attention in order to avoid breakouts, rashes, hyperpigmentation and of course ageing. The loss of elasticity happens much faster to thin butt skin.”
Noticing the lack of products targeting butt skin on the market, Wiesenberg founded Bawdy in 2018 with a range of ‘bawdy’ care products, including the fan-favourite sheet masks plus a wash, oil, serum and sculpting tool – the first of their kind.
“The idea behind butt masking was to take care of the most neglected asset – your butt – that is constantly used and abused with rough denim fabric, sweaty leggings and being seated on most of the day,” she tells *Body+Soul*. “The area definitely needs a little more love and proper skincare routine, especially because the skin is very delicate.”
Physical damage is top of mind when it comes to our bottoms, but chemical irritants are present too. Most people don’t apply beauty products to their bums, with the exception of performers, but it’s common to use fake tan or sunscreen on bums especially during the summer months, and that can take a toll on the health of the skin.
Tan Boonsirisuk, creator and founder of , recognised the lack of butt-specific skincare on the market, and endeavoured to create a potent and highly-effective product targeted to the area.
This culminated in the creation of , a naturally-derived, complex oil designed to treat stretch marks, cellulite, bumps and dark spots, while moisturising and nourishing the skin to help it look as healthy and glowy as possible.
When creating the, Boonsirisuk leant on key ingredients designed to target these common concerns, including natural oils like camelia, jojoba, almond and macadamia, which provide nourishment, hydration, and promote skin elasticity.
[Sea buckthorn oil](https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/shop/beauty/what-is-sea-buckthorn-oil-and-why-is-everyone-using-it/news-story/f531898d9a27b5339700df9158bbb103), rich in nutrients, helps to improve skin health, and it also contains [vitamin E](https://www.healthdirect.gov.au/vitamin-e-and-your-health#:~:text=As%20an%20antioxidant%2C%20vitamin%20E,promoting%20healthy%20vision%20and%20skin.), an antioxidant which helps promote healthy skin (and vision!) and protect against damage caused by exposure to harmful substances – cigarette smoke for example.
Wiesenberg made sure to include similar ingredients in Bawdy’s butt masks, plus caffeine to energise and tighten the skin, collagen for elasticity, sodium hyaluronate (a derivative of hyaluronic acid) for hydration, and nettle to relieve redness and help repair dry skin.
Both Bawdy and Muse’s products are designed to be effective on their own, but can be paired with other actives or key ingredients to target individual skin concerns.
from their Everyday range, for instance, is great for buttne (that’s acne on your butt) and contains salicylic acid to unclog pores and niacinamide to balance oil and promote a healthy skin barrier.
Theon the other hand is a great exfoliant for those with targeted irritation like keratosis pilaris.
Maybe it’s growing body confidence, or just the resurgence of Y2K fashion, famous for its lack of coverage (Hi, Miu Miu skirt), but asses are out on show more than ever. So it’s understandable that people are focusing more on the health of their butt skin, should they be on display.
Just like the rest of our skin, butt skin is also susceptible to ageing, a loss of elasticity, stretching and firmness – all totally natural, but realities which can impact confidence for some people.
It’s a mindset Wiesenberg wants to see change. “Bawdy started with my passion for butts,” she tells *Body+Soul*. “The mission is to boost our body confidence and give us permission to get naked and touch our body more often.”
It’s important to mention there is no way a butt *should* look. And whether you have buttne and cellulite or it’s as clear and untouched as a baby bum, that’s great – all butts deserve to see the light of day. And as is the case with bodies generally, all shapes and textures should be celebrated. But there are things you can do to improve the health of your skin, and derrière care is no different. As Wiesenberg tells *Body+Soul*, no matter what it looks like for you, “In the end, the perfect skincare routine starts from the bottom up.”
## Butt skincare 101
As with your facial skincare, using 200 products and changing up your routine every day will culminate in irritated, stressed out skin, not soothed and clear. Figure out your skincare concerns and build a sustainable routine that’s right for you, then stick with it.
That being said, here’s your cheat sheet for maximising your butt skin health, from the inside out.
### \#1. Find a great cleanser
Whether you’re after brightening, cleansing or calming, there’s a cleanser for every butt. Cleaning is the most important step in butt skincare so find a cleanser that works for your butt’s needs in the shower or before bed.
### \#2. Exfoliate
Exfoliating helps to “remove dead skin cells and promote a smoother appearance,” says Boonsirisuk, who suggests doing so once or twice a week.
There are chemical exfoliants – like– and physical exfoliants – like [Dermalogica’s Daily Microfoliant](https://adorebeauty.prf.hn/click/camref:1101liUd8/pubref:BS--evergreen--%7Cxid:fr1693160596125jif/destination:https://www.adorebeauty.com.au/p/dermalogica/dermalogica-daily-microfoliant.html), which uses finely-milled rice-based powder to gently scrub the skin. Some products like [Epzen’s AHA Exfoliating Wash](https://epzen.com.au/products/aha-exfoliating-body-wash) combine physical and chemical properties (quartz and natural AHA) – this one also smells like maple syrup, which is obviously a win.
Exfoliating gloves like [CheekyGlo’s gloves](https://cheekyglo.com/products/cheekyglo-exfoliating-glove?variant=37218075541666) are also great, especially if you need to remove fake tan.
Don’t overdo it all your butcher your skin barrier, but definitely get in an exfoliation session once or twice a week.
### \#3. Targeted treatment
Different products and active ingredients can help to target your skin’s concerns. Muse’s is great for stretch marks, cellulite, bumps and skin texture, while Bawdy’s [The Super Tight Body Serum](https://www.mecca.com/en-au/bawdy/the-super-tight-body-serum-I-048706/?cgpath=brands-bawdy) helps to tone, tighten and firm skin.
Spot treat or apply all over, pending what your butt skin needs.
### \#4. Moisturise
Keeping your butt hydrated is the very best way to help it look juicy and delicious, what we want, naturally
“Hydrate your skin with specialised oil, focusing on areas prone to dryness,” says Boonsirisuk, and find one that’s non-comedogenic so it won’t clog your pores and cause oil-related breakouts.
Oils like [The Ikarian Body Oil](https://ikkaricomau.pxf.io/c/1325532/1631478/18911?subId1=BS--evergreen--&u=https%3A%2F%2Fikkari.com.au%2Fproducts%2Fthe-ikarian-body-oil-clary-sage-oakmoss-cassis%3F_pos%3D1%26_sid%3D5aaebfcc6%26_ss%3Dr&subId3=xid:fr1693160596125abh) by Ikkari, Lamav’s [Ayurvedic Body Oil](https://lamav.com/products/ayurvedic-body-oil-nourish), [Such Skincare’s Balance Oil](https://www.suchskincare.com/products/100-pure-australian-jojoba-oil-calendula) and the [Moroccanoil Dry Body Oil](https://www.sephora.com.au/products/moroccanoil-dry-body-oil/v/100ml?irgwc=1&irgwc=1&aff_source=impact&utm_source=impact&utm_medium=affiliate&irclickid=QiawhRw3TxyPTWLTwRSdtWH5UkF3KTznjWyn100&utm_content=10078) are hydrating and nourishing, great for skin all over.
If you prefer moisturiser then experiment with thickness until you find one that works for your skin. Remember, your butt skin may be very slightly thicker than that in your face, but it’s still delicate, so you don’t want to suffocate it. [Sol de Janeiro’s Bum Bum Cream](https://www.mecca.com/en-au/sol-de-janeiro/brazilian-bum-bum-cream-V-053468/) is a cult classic, and perfect for an indulgent butt care ritual.
### \#5. Mask it up
If your skin feels particularly congested, using a clarifying clay mask is a great way to clear things out. Once or twice a week, apply the clay all over your butt cheeks, plus at the tops of your thighs, and leave on for 15 minutes. Once dry, hop in the shower or use a warm cloth to gently remove.
Sheet masks on the other hand are great for toning, hydrating and firming – perfect for use after a day at the beach to help inject some moisture back into the skin, or before your butt will be on display.
Bawdy’s [clay butt mask](https://www.mecca.com/en-au/bawdy/clay-butt-mask-I-048705/?cgpath=brands-bawdy) and selection of [sheet masks](https://www.mecca.com/en-au/bawdy/) are a great place to start, or use one of your favourites for your face instead.
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### [Human Sweat Used for Art in Crystal Form on Ball Caps](https://swampbutt.com/human-sweat-used-for-wonderful-art-in-crystal-form-on-ball-caps/)
**Published:** May 27, 2023
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Human Sweat Used for Wonderful Art in Crystal Form on Ball Caps
**Content:**
## **Talking About Sweat…**
*This article was taken from ‘Designbloom.’ The ball caps shown in the article are crystalized with lots and lots of human sweat. We promise never to make any art from crystalized butt sweat.*
### **BASEBALL CAPS MADE WITH PERSPIRATION**
At first glance, the wearable [**art-piece**](https://www.designboom.com/tag/body-art/) hats of Alice Potts are seemingly designed with ice blocks, frozen but not melting. As soon as the viewers are informed, they learn that these shards of white gems are crystallized from liters of sweat. For her recent [**hat**](https://www.designboom.com/tag/fashion-design-phenomenons/) series ‘INPerspire,’ Alice Potts asked eight individuals to wear a [**cap**](https://www.designboom.com/tag/fashion-technology/) over six weeks while they went about their normal day.
Perspiration or sweat, crystalized and became art when displayed on this baseball cap. By artist Alice Potts as shown in designbloom.As they moved and hustled, the sweat that dripped in their head embedded into the fibers of the hats, slowly crystallizing to ornate the caps. These art pieces (more about that [**here**](https://www.designboom.com/art/alice-potts-perspire-08-29-18/)) are a visual representation of each individual at a time in their lives to showcase new sustainable ways to design, how designers can re-imagine new materials, and how people decide to wear fashion pieces that can double as objects of art.
**ALICE POTTS CRYSTALLIZES SWEAT ON HATS**
*‘Everyone ranges in how much they sweat a day from around 0.5 to 2 liters during an average hour of exercise to anything from around 3 liters a day without even moving around. For each liter, you can get between 10 to 50 grams of saturated salt solution.*
*Each of these hats was worn over 6 weeks while they lived their normal lifestyle, allowing their sweat to embed into the fibers of these pieces allowing the crystals to “seed” from within each product,’* [**Alice** **Potts**](http://www.alicepotts.com/) **tells designboom.**
After the sweat has been collected, Potts says it needs to be purified and separated from any external impurities that can normally be found on the skin and clothing. Once placed in the salt solution, it only took 10 hours for the crystalized salt to grow and mutate. *‘The caps are already saturated with each individual’s sweat to act like a seed within the fibers meaning that when placed into the solution it acts like a jigsaw growing from within the material,’* **Potts shares with designboom.** The work was supported by and is set to be exhibited by [**Vancouver Art Gallery**](https://www.vanartgallery.bc.ca/), for an [**exhibition**](https://www.designboom.com/tag/exhibition-design/) “Fashion Fictions” starting between May 27th, 2023 and October 9th, 2023 in Canada.
**DIVERSITY OF PEOPLE FOR ‘INPERSPIRE’ PROJECT**
Alice Potts began working with sweat crystallization during her Masters at the Royal College of Art in 2016 as a Fashion Accessory student. *‘My background was mostly based around mathematics, science, and sports, thinking the right way for me to move forward was to go into sportswear. I always struggled to design so I spent more time focusing on the materials and allowing them to educate the choices of design I made,’* **she explains to designboom**.
Once, the biomaterial specialist stumbled upon a biodesign course run where she learned how to develop her materials organically. *‘Combining who I was and what I knew about the body, I was able to create this new material that was true of who I was and how I see people and nature,’* **she says.**
One of the recent results culminates in ‘INPerspire’ project where Potts looks at a diversity of people from London with different backgrounds and lifestyles who sweat in a variety of ways, from jobs dedicated to sport, fully vegan diets, office jobs with active lifestyles to people who live for the rave culture.
**EVERY PERSON HAS DIFFERENT SWEAT AND STRUCTURES**
During the creation of the crystallized sweat on hats, Potts observed that every person has different sweat and structures based on a whole number of different factors. *‘They can be broken down with chromatography to identify the exact biological makeup. The main visual aesthetic is the structure between men and women with females making very pointed crystals and males making a flatter peak,’* **she shares with designboom.** The series – in collaboration with [**Reigning Champs**](https://reigningchamp.com/), [**Tensaga**](https://tensaga.com/), and [**Section 35**](https://www.sectionthirtyfive.com/) – marks a new beginning for Potts in delving into the fusing of fashion and sustainable materials for the fitness realm.
*‘Fitness for me was one of the key factors that helped me understand sustainability. Through my work, I have always tried to use nature and our own bodies to allow us to reconnect with the real world. With the introduction of technology, it’s way easier to disassociate from the real world through my sweat projects. I try to get people to connect with themselves and realize how amazing and individual their bodies truly are while also encouraging each participant to get out of being indoors and try to sweat,’* **she tells designboom.**
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### [Bad News as Stress and Sweat Will Lead to Butt Acne](https://swampbutt.com/bad-news-as-stress-and-sweat-will-lead-to-butt-acne/)
**Published:** May 28, 2023
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Bad News as Stress and Sweat Will Lead to Butt Acne
**Content:**
Sweaty Underwear when left unattended, unwashed, or unchanged can lead to clogged pores and yes, butt acne. Yuck. Acne is less unsightly on the backside as, at least in theory, fewer people will see a broken out butt. Acne is also painful, and can lead to infections. In a world where most people sit in front of a computer all day an infected butt cheek can be be a reason for a workman’s compensation claim. Read more in this article from InStyle to learn more.
SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA Black. Wear this to help prevent butt acne.Benjamin Franklin once said the only things that are certain are death and taxes, but we are positive about another thing: No one wants butt acne, either. There’s no reason to be ashamed of butt acne (it happens to the best of us). However, simply because of its inconvenient location, pimples on your backside can be, well, a pain in the butt. Here, we unpack why butt acne happens in the first place — plus, how to treat and prevent it.
Related:[How to Get Rid of Bacne for Good](https://www.instyle.com/beauty/skin/what-causes-back-acne)
## What Causes Butt Acne
We tend to focus a lot on facial acne, but the truth is that wherever you have pores (which means everywhere on your body except the palms of your hands and the soles of your feet), you can get acne. Yep, that means even your butt is susceptible. “Butt acne, bacne, and acne on the face are all due to the same thing: oil and dead skin getting trapped in follicles, leading to inflammation and an overgrowth of bacteria,” says [Jessie Cheung](https://drjessiecheung.com/our-team/), MD, a board-certified dermatologist who practices in Chicago and New York.
As with other types of body or facial acne, stress is a major factor. According to the [Pew Research Center](https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2022/12/12/at-least-four-in-ten-u-s-adults-have-faced-high-levels-of-psychological-distress-during-covid-19-pandemic/), at least four in ten adults in the U.S. are more stressed than ever since the pandemic. “And those stress hormones contribute to acne flares,” says Dr. Cheung.
Remote work might also be a surprising link to butt acne: “With the increased number of people working from home and perhaps spending a significant part of their day at their desk, we’re seeing an increase in cases of butt acne from sweat and dirt pooling in that area while sitting for extensive periods,” says [Nkem Ugonabo](https://www.unionderm.com/doctors/dr-nkem-ugonabo/), MD, a board-certified dermatologist at Union Square Laser Dermatology in New York City.
Even when we are active while working remotely, being at home has its other temptations. “We all love the comfort of ‘athleisure’ wear, but non-breathable materials like spandex can also lead to acne,” says Dr. Cheung. Plus, when you’re working out at home, it’s more convenient to sit in sweaty clothes in the comfort of your home when you’re not rushing to get to the next place. With all these lifestyle changes, it’s not surprising butt acne has become more widespread.
Related:[How to Treat Stubborn Cystic Acne, According to Derms](https://www.instyle.com/beauty/what-is-causing-your-breakouts-how-to-fix)
## Is It Really Acne?
Chances are, if you have butt acne, you also have acne elsewhere on your body. If it’s isolated to your butt, however, it might not be acne. Instead, it could be a common skin condition called hot tub folliculitis. “Hot tub folliculitis is a type of acne caused by specific bacteria that grow in warm, moist environments,” says Dr. Cheung. “It usually appears in 12 to 48 hours after being in a hot tub or whirlpool and is usually very red and itchy, with pus bumps.”
Folliculitis on your butt can also occur when sweat, dirt, and oil build up after a workout. Another potential skin condition that might be mistaken for butt acne is keratosis pilaris (KP). “KP is an acne-mimicker characterized by acne-like little red bumps on the skin, caused by your skin producing too much keratin — which blocks your hair follicles and causes irritation,” says Dr. Ugonabo.
Finally, if you have bumps very close to your anus, “it might be a skin tag, hemorrhoids, or a wart instead of acne,” says Dr. Cheung.
## How to Treat Butt Acne
It isn’t out of the realm of possibility that acne is specific to your butt area. Either way, if you’re sure it’s not folliculitis, KP, or another skin condition (your trusty derm can help you determine that), then the game plan for treating butt acne isn’t much different than how you would treat acne elsewhere.
Start with your in-shower bodycare with ingredients that focus on encouraging skin cell turnover. “I recommend patients look for body washes containing benzoyl peroxide and salicylic acid ingredients,” says Dr. Ugonabo. Other key ingredients to look for include glycolic acid and retinol, which are increasingly available in body washes.” For example, [Murad Acne Control Body Wash](https://www.murad.com/product/acne-body-wash/) uses salicylic and glycolic acids to smooth skin and unclog pores.
Related: [4 Under-the-Radar Acne-Fighting Ingredients That Aren’t Benzoyl Peroxide](https://www.instyle.com/beauty/skin/acne-products-sensitive-skin)
If you have a hand mirror nearby, topical spot treatments like [Peter Thomas Roth Goodbye Acne Complete Acne Treatment Gel](https://www.peterthomasroth.com/goodbye-acne-complete-acne-treatment-gel-1801069.html) with salicylic acid can work, too. “However, if you’re in a rush, topicals won’t work since it’ll just rub off right away,” advises Dr. Cheung. If your lifestyle allows, consider focusing on your butt acne routine at night, when you can presumably apply a topical treatment and let it completely dry while lying on your stomach in bed (cue up the Netflix). A word of caution: One ingredient that’s best left for your in-shower routine is benzoyl peroxide. “It’s safer as a body wash because, as a topical, it can bleach your clothes,” adds Dr. Cheung.
If over-the-counter products aren’t working for you, it’s time to level up: “A dermatologist may be able to prescribe stronger ingredients, such as topical clindamycin cream,” says Dr. Ugonabo. It’s an antibiotic that helps ward off the bacteria. And if it turns out folliculitis is causing your issue, your derm will likely prescribe an anti-fungal medication instead.
It’s important to be patient and consistent when clearing butt acne. “It could take up to six weeks or more with over-the-counter products,” says Dr. Ugonabo. And while you’re waiting for your skin to heal, resist the urge to poke at your pimples. “The butt heals slower than the face, since your clothes rub against the area and cause friction and irritation” adds Dr. Cheung. So, avoid picking, which may only result in scars and dark spots.
## How to Prevent Butt Acne
If you’ve got your butt acne under control and you want to keep it that way, there are a key ways to make sure it doesn’t become a recurring issue:
### Get out of sweaty workout clothes, stat
We get it: You just did a tough workout, and all you want to do afterward is laze around. However, sweaty, tight clothes are a prime opportunity for butt acne to brew. “If you’re not near a shower and can’t wash off right away, wipe your body down with baby wipes in your gym bag,” says Dr. Cheung. Change out of your dirty workout clothes as soon as possible. And don’t re-wear workout clothes even if they *seem* clean. They could still be harboring invisible bacteria from your bike, gym floor, and beyond.
### Switch to breathable, loose clothing
Your everyday clothes (especially those leggings you live in) can still attract dirt, debris, and old skin cells even when you’re not sweating. Try airy fabrics like cotton for your underwear and looser styles for your outerwear to reduce friction and irritation on your backside.
### Take breaks from your desk
Give your butt a break, particularly if you work from home and are less incentivized to move around. Set an alarm on your watch to get up and walk at least once an hour to help reduce friction from sitting on your office chair all day.
### Maintain your skincare routine
Once your butt acne has healed, don’t ditch your regimen. You can reduce the number of times you use your acne-fighting body products, but make it a point to keep up with it at least once or twice a week to prevent butt acne from coming back.
Related:[The 8 Best Acne Body Washes of 2023, Tested and Reviewed](https://www.instyle.com/best-acne-body-wash-7482685)
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### ['Is anyone else reporting rain?' - Formula 1 Driver George Russell mistakes his own sweat for rain!](https://swampbutt.com/is-anyone-else-reporting-rain/)
**Published:** June 6, 2023
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** 'Is anyone else reporting rain?' - Formula 1 Driver George Russell mistakes his own sweat for rain!
**Content:**
# George Russell was left confused as to whether he was experiencing rain or just sweating in his Mercedes during the Spanish Grand Prix.
## Russell gets in a sweat about rain in Spain.
### Formula One F1 – Spanish Grand Prix – Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya, Barcelona, Spain June 3, 2023
June 4 (Taken from Reuters) – The rain in Spain fell mostly inside George Russell’s helmet on Sunday as the Mercedes Formula One driver mistook beads of his own sweat for precipitation during an otherwise dry race in Barcelona. The Briton, who finished third after starting 12th, told his team over the radio early in the race that it was raining at turn five. “Is anyone else reporting rain?” he asked, before adding “I think it’s sweat from the inside of my helmet.
“It sounds like it’s just you that’s reporting the rain,” came the reply from his race engineer. “I suspect it might be the sweat.”
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Formula-One-Cars.jpg)*Formula One Cars perform one long right turn just like all cars that race on an oval. Yawn.***Powers of Observation?**
In 2023, the cost of a Formula One race car can vary depending on various factors such as the team, the level of engineering and customization, and whether the car is new or used. However, on average, the cost of a Formula One car can be anywhere from $10 million to $20 million USD. It begs the question, who should drive these, or, who should not?
“Anyone who cannot distinguish rain from their own sweat may want to think twice about operating a high performance vehicle like a Formula One racer,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and social commentator Nick Heraldson. “I wouldn’t let this man sit on my riding mower never mind an expensive machine like a Formula One car.”
**We All Laughed**
Russell, who joked about his mistake with Red Bull’s race winner Max Verstappen in the cool-down room, explained the confusion. “At the start of the race I knew my hair wasn’t in my balaclava, so my hair was dangling out which was firstly quite annoying,” he told Sky Sports. Heraldson also observed, “trouble with his hair too? What a tough sport this is.”
**Raindrops Keep Falling in my Visor**
“The next thing I started to brake and I saw the raindrops on my visor but I soon learned it was the bead of sweat dropping down on my head through my hair and when I braked it was flicking onto the visor.
“I got a little bit excited at one point but you’re not always right I guess.”
Russell said he had been sweating throughout the race and the moisture was getting on the inside of the visor where he could not wipe it.
That proved to be the only real frustration of a race that saw Mercedes, with seven times world champion Lewis Hamilton finishing second, secure their first double podium of the season and Russell’s best result of the campaign to date.
Mercedes also leapfrogged Aston Martin into second place in the constructors’ championship.
“The rain has officially cleared and the sun is out,” joked Russell as he walked, without a helmet, through the paddock afterwards.
**What is the bigger hazard for formula one drivers, rain or a foggy visor?**
Both rain and foggy visors can present significant hazards for Formula One drivers, but they are slightly different in nature. Rain can reduce visibility, create standing water on the track, and impact the car’s grip and performance. Whereas, a foggy visor can impair a driver’s vision and make it difficult for them to see the track ahead. Ultimately, both situations can be dangerous for drivers and require careful management to ensure safety on the track. “I have to concede that the issue with his sweaty hair may have created a safety issue for the driver and the drivers around him,” confessed Heraldson. “Still it seems like a problem that could easily be solved before the race starts.”
**Behavior Based Safety for Formula One**
Behavior-Based Safety (BBS) is a safety management approach that focuses on promoting positive safety behaviors among employees. While BBS is widely used in various industries, including manufacturing, construction, and healthcare, it has not been heavily implemented in motorsports, including Formula One. However, teams may still incorporate elements of BBS into their safety strategies, such as promoting safe work practices and establishing safety protocols for drivers and team members. Ultimately, safety is a top priority in the world of Formula One, and various measures are taken to ensure that all participants remain safe on and off the track. To read the original article go to: .
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### [Boy, 14 Dies Hiking In Heat & Dad Dies](https://swampbutt.com/boy-14-dies-hiking-dad-dies/)
**Published:** July 3, 2023
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** A 14 year old boy and his father both died when exposed to dangerous heat in Big Bend National Park .
**Content:**
# Boy, 14 Dies Hiking In Heat & Dad Dies, Be careful in the heat.
## Two Deaths at Big Bend National Park might have been prevented if these hikers had been mindful of the conditions.
**South Texas (June 23, 2023)** SwampButt Underwear people love to have fun in the summer time, but we also urge everyone to be careful with the heat. Especially those who are older, have a medical condition or are unaccustomed to being outdoors in high temperatures. Just like someone can freeze to death in winter, the heat can also cut life short as these travelers learned.
Boy, 14 Dies Hiking In Heat & Dad Dies.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Big-Bendjpeg.webp)While a beautiful national park, Big Bend is one of the hottest places in the country.A Florida man and his 14-year-old stepson have died during a hiking trip in Texas while a dangerous heat wave choked the state over the weekend. [According to a release from the National Park Service](https://www.nps.gov/bibe/learn/news/two-fatalities-in-big-bend-national-park.htm), the 31-year-old man and his two stepsons were on Marufo Vega Trail in Big Bend National Park when the tragedy happened on Friday (June 23).
Officials said it was 119 degrees when the family hiked in the park. The 14-year-old stepson reportedly got sick and passed out during the hike. The boy’s 21-year-old brother carried him while the stepfather went back to the vehicle to call for help, the agency wrote.
The park’s Communications Center got the father’s call around 6 p.m. and both park rangers and U.S. Border Patrol agents were deployed to find them.
The search team found the 14-year-old boy dead along the trail at 7:30 p.m. and continued looking for the stepfather, according to the release. Thirty minutes later, they discovered the 31-year-old man dead inside his vehicle, which crashed over the embankment at Boquillas Overlook, officials said.
No word on what happened to the 21-year-old brother, or if he got help. The deaths are under investigation.
Texas has been grappling with deadly, record-breaking temperatures over the last few days. Many cities, towns, and areas reached triple-digit numbers, and [a 66-year-old mail carrier even lost his life while on their job](https://www.iheart.com/content/2023-06-22-mail-carrier-dies-amid-extreme-heat-in-texas/).
NPS called Marufo Vega Trail the hottest part of Big Bend National Park and explained what makes it so dangerous to traverse:
> *“No shade or water makes this strenuous trail dangerous to attempt in the heat of summer. Big Bend is currently experiencing extreme heat with daily highs reaching 110-119 F at low elevations and along the Rio Grande.”*
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### [1 Question: Will Eating Meat Make You Sweat More and is that a Bad Thing?](https://swampbutt.com/eating-meat-make-you-sweat/)
**Published:** January 1, 2023
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** 1 Question: Will Eating Meat Make You Sweat More and is that a Bad Thing?
**Content:**
# Are ‘Meat Sweats’ a Real Thing?
## Some say that consuming a meat-heavy meal can cause people to excessively perspire. But is this idea based on fact or fiction?
### By [Melinda Wenner Moyer](https://www.nytimes.com/by/melinda-wenner-moyer)
### Published Dec. 20, 2022 Updated Dec. 26, 2022 in the New York Times.
Will large amounts of beef make you sweat more? Probably.The idea that consuming a meat-heavy meal can cause people to perspire profusely has been around for decades. Although it is unclear exactly when and where the term was coined, it was popularized in a 2001 episode of “Friends,” when the character Joey Tribbiani ate an entire turkey, wiped his forehead and said, “[Here come the meat sweats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNsfhh-xt_o).” More recently, in June 2022, the fast food chain Arby’s teamed up with Old Spice to sell a “[Meat Sweat Defense](https://www.fox19.com/2022/06/29/old-spice-arbys-launch-meat-sweats-deodorant/)” kit, which included a custom roast beef sweatsuit, gym towel, sweatband and a can of deodorant spray.
But is this just clever marketing, or will scarfing one too many roast beef sandwiches really make you sweat like you just ran a marathon?
Research suggests that eating protein does raise body temperature more than eating carbohydrates or fats. Yet there’s little evidence to suggest that this increase is large enough to incite sweating, said Donald Layman, a professor emeritus of food science and human nutrition who studies protein metabolism at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign. So the phenomenon may be rooted more in myth than reality. Here’s what we know.
## Protein warms the body.
Some evidence suggests that protein-rich meals turn up the (body) heat, though most studies on the issue are small and from decades ago. In [one landmark study](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11838888/) published in 2002, for instance, researchers from Arizona State University asked 10 young women to eat either high-protein or high-carbohydrate meals for one day and took various measurements, including body temperature. Then, either four or eight weeks later, the women came back to the lab and ate the other meal option. The women’s body temperatures were higher after eating the protein-heavy meals than they were after eating the carbohydrate-rich meals. Other small studies have [suggested](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12499328/) that the same thing happens in men.
Protein increases body temperature because your body must do more work — meaning exert more energy — to digest it, and this work also releases heat, said Marie-Pierre St-Onge, an associate professor of nutritional medicine at the Columbia University Vagelos College of Physicians and Surgeons.
That’s in part because protein is more difficult to break down than carbs or fats. Protein digestion is “energetically expensive,” said Stuart Phillips, a kinesiologist and director of the McMaster Centre for Nutrition, Exercise and Health Research at McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario.
Our bodies use the proteins we eat to generate new proteins, too — and this process also produces heat, Dr. Layman said.
After you eat at least 30 grams of protein, for instance, your body starts to make its own muscle proteins, which “is a very energy expensive process,” Dr. Layman explained. “That will increase heat expenditure in the body,” meaning that it will make you feel hot.
Since so much of the energy from high-protein meals is quickly used by the body, a person burns three to four times as many calories after eating protein compared with eating carbohydrates or fat, Dr. Layman said. In one [small study](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10193874/) published in 1999, researchers found that when eight women followed a diet high in protein for one day, they burned an average of 87 more calories than when they followed a diet high in fat.
One theory with only limited evidence is that we may be warmed more by meals we enjoy than those we don’t. In [a small study published in 1985](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3883804/), eight women consumed either a palatable meal of cheese fondue, spaghetti with meatballs, a chocolate éclair and a soda, or they consumed the same foods blended and formed into a flavorless, dry biscuit. The next day, the women switched and consumed the other meal. The researchers found that the women’s bodies released about half as much heat after eating the tasteless biscuit compared with the delicious feast. Though this study does not seem to have been repeated since.
## Still, meat sweats may be a stretch.
Although protein does warm the body, experts aren’t convinced that eating lots of meat — even if delicious — will cause a person to sweat much, if at all.
“Meat sweats are not a thing,” Dr. Layman said. In the studies that have been done, he added, “no one has ever reported sweating.”
Meat may not induce sweating because, although protein does increase body temperature more than other macronutrients do, the relative temperature increase is quite small. The body temperatures of the women in the 2002 study were only 0.2 to 0.3 degrees higher, on average, after following the protein-heavy diet.
Dr. St-Onge, who was not even familiar with the term “meat sweats,” said that it’s possible that a person might slightly perspire after eating lots of meat, but “I don’t think that people would start sweating profusely,” she said. However, if you gorge on meat while you’re already feeling hot, that could tip you over the edge, she added. “If you have a high-meat meal in the middle of summer in Midtown Manhattan, outside, and it’s like 90 degrees, yes, you will sweat,” she said.
If eating meat or anything else makes you sweat more, please visit for relief from visible butt sweat.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** meat, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [I bottled my sweat as perfume — men say my body odor is ‘sexy and exciting’](https://swampbutt.com/i-bottled-my-sweat-as-perfume/)
**Published:** April 9, 2023
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** I bottled my sweat as perfume — men say my body odor is ‘sexy and exciting’
**Content:**
*Fresh Goddess, now with Brazilian Body Odor.*## I bottled my sweat as perfume — men say my body odor is ‘sexy and exciting’
By [Brooke Kato ](https://nypost.com/2023/04/06/i-bottled-my-sweat-as-perfume-men-say-my-body-odor-is-sexy-and-exciting/#)April 6, 2023 6:14pm [Updated](https://nypost.com/2023/04/06/i-bottled-my-sweat-as-perfume-men-say-my-body-odor-is-sexy-and-exciting/#)
### She’s got a nose for business.
Wanessa Moura, 29, wanted to concoct a unique scent to attract men. After her ex and her current beau praised her natural aroma as “sexy and exciting,” she was inspired to bottle and sell it.
*Stank of a woman. How one Brazilian woman believes her ‘stankage’ attracts men. No word on how other women find her aroma.*“In addition to the fruity notes of mandarin orange, bergamot and pink pepper, my perfume has a special, super intimate touch: my sweat. It’s a mixture of passion and mystery,” [she told NudePR.com](https://www.nudepr.com/).
The model, from São Paulo, Brazil, said the Fresh Goddess fragrance is meant to “awaken and instigate attention” from others and act as an aphrodisiac for the wearer.
“[My natural smell](https://nypost.com/2022/05/30/i-make-5k-a-day-selling-my-boob-sweat-in-jars/) entices men, so I used drops of my sweat as a base for the perfume’s fragrance,” she continued. “My sweat was the most important ingredient in the formula for this love and sex potion that my perfume.
In each bottle, she mixed 8 milliliters of her sweat — for “a touch of sensuality and femininity” — marketing it as the “ideal perfume for dating.”
Moura said her devout followers agree, claiming one fan praised the product for “fulfilling what it promises.”
The unidentified wearer claimed she offered one “sniff in the neck” and had men falling at her feet. Her co-worker reportedly fell in love with her almost immediately, requesting a second date less than two days after the first.
“It is the ideal perfume for dating and enjoying pleasant experiences with your partner or attracting the attention of those you like,” Moura declared.
The sweat-scented fragrance is sickeningly reminiscent of the [TikTok trend “vabbing”](https://nypost.com/2022/07/05/women-swear-by-vabbing-using-vaginal-fluid-as-diy-perfume/) — using vaginal fluid as perfume — that swept the app last year. Women hailed the sticky siren hack as the key to attracting bachelors out on the town.
Though [body odor](https://nypost.com/2022/06/24/90-day-fiance-star-shunned-for-selling-farts-boob-sweat/) tends to evacuate a room, it could have beneficial effects in certain situations. [A study ](https://nypost.com/2023/03/25/other-peoples-body-odor-could-reduce-social-anxiety-study/)published earlier this year found exposure to other people’s smells could help ease social anxiety.
*A source of perfume no one would have considered; Some Brazilians body odor.*The phenomenon hinges on pheromones, the natural chemicals we emit that play a role in attraction. One past study demonstrated that [men can smell when a woman is turned on](https://nypost.com/2020/03/03/men-can-smell-when-a-woman-is-turned-on-study-says/), while another suggested that [single men stink more than taken ones](https://nypost.com/2022/12/29/single-men-stink-more-than-married-ones-and-women-can-smell-it-study/).
One woman even claimed[ birth control](https://nypost.com/2022/11/08/why-birth-control-could-actually-make-your-dating-life-suck/) affected her perception of pheromones that her partner secreted.
**What Does Stank Mean?**
1: Smelling bad, especially [the smell](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20smell) of the human body, when [unwashed](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=unwashed). (sometimes bad smells can be sexy, depending on the situation.)
2: [Sexually attractive](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sexually%20attractive) or exciting (especially in a that reminds of the smell of sex).
One woman even claimed[ birth control](https://nypost.com/2022/11/08/why-birth-control-could-actually-make-your-dating-life-suck/) affected her perception of pheromones that her partner secreted.
[Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As “My Ass Sweats Too Much”](https://swampbutt.com/hexsels-hyperhidrosis/)
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** perfume, stank, stanky, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear
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### [Have A Nice Tripping Hazard](https://swampbutt.com/have-a-nice-tripping-hazard/)
**Published:** May 11, 2023
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Have A Nice Tripping Hazard
**Content:**
# **The Hazards of Long Shoelaces to Runners, Joggers, and others Who Wear Shoes**
## The weather is warmer, and the days are longer.
### And your shoelaces are a tripping hazard.
Snow boots are traded in for jogging, running, soccer, tennis, or golf shoes. Hockey skates are stored away and baseball and/or softball cleats dusted off. The parks, streets and sidewalks are jammed with enthusiastic exercisers. These are perfect conditions for enjoying the outdoors. Let’s all get sweaty and deal with that wetness wearing our [SwampButt Underwear™!](https://swampbutt.com/) What could possibly mare such a nice day? Probably a lot of things, so let’s narrow it down to way too long shoelaces.
**When Longer Is Not Better**
Shoe manufacturers make the laces that accompany their products extra-long, which would be okay if there was a good reason for it. The most plausible possibility was that the shoemakers cut costs by only making a single size lace, though this was pure speculation.
Research of the Google found no citations from those same makers of footwear regarding the need to overachieve with shoelace length. But there was plenty written, published and posted on the subject. Larry David even did one of his shows on [‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’](https://www.hbo.com/curb-your-enthusiasm/season-8/6-the-hero) about extra-long shoelaces (Season 8 episode 6, ‘The Hero.’) “All the best advice about life and interpersonal relationships comes from that show,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and hermit, Nick Heraldson. “Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm are the touchstones of how to navigate life.”
**Workplace Safety Gap**
The [Occupational Safety and Health Administration](https://www.osha.gov/) or OSHA has numerous regulations about shoes and footwear for the workplace. (OSHA is the part of the U.S. government that makes the rules for and defines what is and is not safe for any worker in the United States). “There were plenty of rules for the types of shoes and boots that were deemed acceptable for the modern worker,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and frequent tardy, Nick Heraldson. “The types of shoes and what did or did not constitute slip resistance, open toes, open heels, for farms, shipyards, manufacturing sites, schools, churches, theaters, retail locations, promenades and any place where work met walking were well documented. But nothing about laces.”
**DNA Strands and Shoelaces**
While the U.S. government turned a mostly blind eye to the dilemma of laces, someone really smart made a study of it. “When you talk about knotted structures, if you can start to understand the shoelace, then you can apply it to other things, like DNA or microstructures, that fail under dynamic forces,” said Christopher Daily-Diamond, graduate student at the University of California-Berkeley. Using a slow-motion camera and a series of experiments, the researchers assessed a pair of running shoes that were laced-up and were on a treadmill.
They found that shoelace knot failure happens in a matter of seconds, triggered by a complex interaction of forces, as when running, the foot strikes the ground at seven times the force of gravity. In addition, the study showed that some laces might be better than others for tying knots, but the fundamental mechanics causing them to fail is the same. “The interesting thing about this mechanism is that your laces can be fine for a really long time, and it’s not until you get one little bit of motion to cause loosening that starts this avalanche effect leading to knot failure,” said Christine Gregg, graduate student at the University of California-Berkeley.
**The Solution is Replacement**
The only way to deal with this is to replace those way too long laces with another pair. “Shoelaces are available just about anywhere,” Heraldson concluded. “I get mine at the local grocery store.” When asked why he did not consider a shoe store for laces Heraldson replied, “I said *almost anywhere.”*
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes a product that helps solve a problem. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is specifically formulated to help fight against the affliction known as visible butt sweat, or simply ‘Swamp Butt.’ [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for the trademark, so please do not use it without written permission. To see everything SwampButt Underwear offers, please visit the [SwampButt virtual store. ](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa/)
References**
[‘THE SECRETARY OF LABOR’S REPORT TO THE PRESIDENT ON THE STATUS OF FEDERAL AGENCIES’ OCCUPATIONAL SAFETY AND HEALTH PROGRAM for 2020.”’](https://www.osha.gov/sites/default/files/PresidentReport2020.pdf)
**[Scientists finally know the science behind why shoelaces come loose so quick](https://www.hindustantimes.com/fashion-and-trends/scientists-finally-know-the-science-behind-why-shoelaces-come-loose-so-quick/story-wVPnD9GO9IOWVXZSh7X1EN.html)**
ByIndo Asian News Service, New York Apr 12, 2017 09:01 PM IST
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**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** #dlth.co, #UA, hazard, lace, shoe, shoe laces, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, tripping
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### [No One (1) Wants to Hug a Sweaty Graduate](https://swampbutt.com/no-one-1-wants-to-hug-a-sweaty-graduate/)
**Published:** May 11, 2023
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** No One (1) Wants to Hug a Sweaty Graduate
**Content:**
## **Graduates Sweat Like Crazy On Graduation Day Whether The Weather Is Warm, Hot, Humid or Hot and Humid**
### Depending on the location and weather conditions, the temperature inside a graduation robe can reach as high as 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
#### That is really hot, but the news gets worse as men who are overweight tend to sweat more than those who are not. Consider too the Center for Disease Control’s [‘National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey’](https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/hestat/obesity-adult-17-18/obesity-adult.htm) (NHANES) estimates that in the United States, 38.4% of men aged 20-39 years are obese. That equates to a lot of plus-size, sweaty dudes who while portly and dripping wet, are really smart.
The makers of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) understand what it’s like to sweat through pants, belts, and wick sweat up a shirt. The founder of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) has ruined wallets and their contents because of excessive butt sweat. He gets it. He understands that a graduation robe may be the worst possible thing to wear when the weather is warm, hot, humid, or hot and humid.
**That Robe Is The Worst**
*No one wants to hug a sweaty graduate. Not even your grandmother.*Pick the worst thing possible to wear on a warm or even hot day. Rain poncho is at the top of many ‘what not to wear’ lists. While made to repel rain that same quality traps heat inside without any outlet for it. The same quality in rain ponchos that causes campers, hikers and people who must work outdoors to choose wet from rain over wet from sweat exists underneath graduation robes.
**What Is Possible**
Is it not possible to look reasonably well dressed after spending hours below a black polyester heat trap a.k.a. graduation robe. The makers of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) believe that it *is* possible to salvage part of the day when showering and changing clothes may not be possible and even after wearing the most poorly planned garment since the fig leaf.
**No One Will See Underneath, Right?**
Do not think that wearing a robe means it does not matter what is worn underneath. Throughout the day graduates will take photos with friends, family members, and classmates. There are parties to attend with friends before and after. For those without any friends, maybe going out with family is possible. Regardless, it’s going to get hot and the urge to doff the giant black pole-less tent of a sauna named ‘robe’ will be hard to resist.
*Proud parents, aunts, uncles, grandparents, and friends all gather to watch their loved one ‘walk’ across the stage and get that diploma and then figure out ways to pay back their student loans. SwampButt Underwear will not make commencement less boring, but it will keep wearers dryer.*So, plan for the robe-less part of graduation day. Wear [SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA](http://www.swampbutt.com/) style sweat wicking underwear to prevent sticking to chairs, bleachers, benches, stools, vinyl restaurant booths, car seats or any other surface where new grads may park their collective rear ends.
**The Garment of Choice for European Monks**
The [graduation gown](https://www.history.com/news/graduation-traditions-pomp-and-circumstance-cap-and-gown) evolved (probably) from the monks who wore heavy head to toe gowns and hoods to keep out the cold of northern Europe. These are completely unsuitable for American outdoor ceremonies in early summer or late spring. Think there is nothing hotter or more uncomfortable? Keep reading.
**What If It Rains?**
Graduation ceremonies occur outdoors at stadiums to accommodate larger crowds of well-wishers and loved ones. But if it rains, graduates’ and ‘immediate family only’ are relegated to the gym or some other exhibition building. Some are air conditioned; most are not. “Most of these gyms are too big to cool. Not because it isn’t needed but because it’s too expensive,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesperson and frequent guest for lunch Nick Heraldson. “So, people who really love you will sit and suffer in a gym built right after World War 2 with high windows and those chains that open them that no one knows how to work. The higher up in the gym the worse it is.”
All the while, student/graduates swelter away. Students will sit on the floor of the gym in a metal folding chair, fanning themselves with the program while the dean/principal/student body president/local politician/hired outside speaker drones on about how ‘you are our future’ over a ‘hot’ mike that is too garbled for anyone to understand. “At this point, you will be so uncomfortable you will stop trying to listen,” Heraldson predicted.
**Stuck to a Metal Chair**
Those wearing traditional cotton underwear will sit and sweat and stink during the ceremonial rite of passage. But those who plan ahead, and wear [SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com/) will be cooler and less likely to stick to their chair when they stand up. “There is no coming back from standing at graduation with the chair sticking to your soggy bottom,” Heraldson said sternly. “Your fellow classmates will remember it forever and remind you of it at every opportunity.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes a product that helps solve a problem. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is specifically formulated to help fight against the affliction known as visible butt sweat, or simply ‘Swamp Butt.’ [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for the trademark, so please do not use it without written permission. To see everything SwampButt Underwear offers, please visit the [SwampButt virtual store. ](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa/)
**References**
The Center for Disease Control National Center for Health Statistics Prevalence of Overweight, Obesity, and Severe Obesity Among Adults Aged 20 and Over: United States, 1960–1962 Through 2017–2018.
The History Behind ‘Pomp & Circumstance’ and 8 Other Graduation Traditions.
Some commencement ceremony traditions, like the cap and gown, have medieval origins; others developed more recently.
**CAPTION:** SwampButt Underwear will not make commencement less boring, but it will keep wearers dryer.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** #dlth.co, #UA, gown, Graduate, Hug, Robe, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Boob Sweat: FAN OFFERS EBANIE BRIDGES $30K FOR A MAT WITH HER BOOB SWEAT ON IT](https://swampbutt.com/boob-sweat/)
**Published:** November 22, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Boob sweat bonus of under-boob perspiration.
**Content:**
# FAN OFFERS EBANIE BRIDGES $30K FOR A MAT WITH HER BOOB SWEAT ON IT
## From Outkick.
### Note: SwampButt Underwear makes and sells underwear for men. We do not offer anything for women but this story was related to the general topic of sweat, so we went with it.
Ebanie Bridges is known just as much for her success in the ring as she is for her lingerie weigh-ins and her ability to sell bizarre things to her fans. The IBF Bantamweight champion has sold everything from dirty socks to [arm pit pics](https://www.outkick.com/ebanie-bridges-tells-fan-to-dm-her-after-being-told-she-has-sexy-armpits/).
Bridges might even be selling mats with her boob sweat on them very soon. A fan did offer a lot of money for one after she tweeted out a picture of her “face down sweat spot.”
She joked in a couple of follow-up tweets about the sweat spot. She said in [one tweet](https://twitter.com/EbanieBridges/status/1592867250767548417), “The implants are always making an impression.”
Bridges then added with [another tweet](https://twitter.com/EbanieBridges/status/1592864487954006016), “Micky mouse was at the gym today.” An obvious comparison between the shape of her sweat spot – thanks to her breast implants – and the Disney character.
## Bridges Is More Than Lingerie Weigh-Ins
One of the responses to her “Mickey Mouse” boob sweat spots was an offer to pay her $30,000 for the mat containing the sweat spot.
It very well could have been a joke. The person tweeted out, “I give you $30k for the mat” with a laughing crying emoji. That could have been the person’s way of feeling things out.
A conversation in the DMs about the offer should have definitely gone down. Knowing the business woman that Bridges is, I assume she reached out.
Whether the offer is real or nor that’s for Bridges to figure out. What we know is real, is her title fight with Shannon O’Connell on Dec. 10.
We also know that the two aren’t particularly fond of each other. During a recent press conference the two boxers traded insults with O’Connell calling Bridges a [stripper for her lingerie weigh-ins](https://www.outkick.com/shannon-oconnell-called-ebanie-bridges-a-stripper-for-wearing-lingerie-to-weigh-ins/).
It would be one thing if all Ebanie did was lingerie weigh-ins. But she’s proven herself to be much more than that. She’s 8-1 and has a belt. Show some respect. As for the mat, let’s hope she sells hundreds of them.
We can help men with their sweaty backsides. Visit the SwampButt Underwear online store: .
## What Is SwampButt Underwear Made From?
SwampButt Underwear performance undergarments are made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers. The traditional brief style is a blend of cotton and lycra. Both styles fit snuggly, there will never be any droop associated with our garments.
## How Does SwampButt Underwear Work?
How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield. When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rain water across a drive way or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster.
The same thing happens with our garment. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture. Our performance undergarments are made from lycra and polyester fibers. The brief style from cotton and lycra.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Boobs, Ebanie Bridges, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, WWE
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### [A Great Christmas Gift for Sweaty Men in 2022](https://swampbutt.com/a-great-christmas-gift-for-sweaty-men-in-2022/)
**Published:** November 28, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Gift the sweaty with something useful at Christmas.
**Content:**
# For Once In Your Life, Get A Pair and a Christmas Gift!
## A red and green pair of SwampButt Made in the USA Underwear for one price is the perfect Christmas gift!
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Made-in-the-USA-REd.jpg)SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA RedA Christmas gift that brings a festive and dryer way to spend the holidays
This Christmas, give the gift of a dryer backside. SwampButt Underwear offers a red and an additional pair of its green, Made in the USA underwear for the low price of $37.99.
These normally sell for a combined price of $49.98 for a saving of $11.99 or 24%.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Green-Made-in-the-USA.jpg)Green SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA BrandYou’ve been told to get a pair for most of your life. Now it is time to do that *and* save money. If Santa Claus wore underwear, this is what he would wear.
Santa can deliver this Christmas gift in time for the holiday. But do not delay.
Quantities are limited as are days on the calendar!
See everything we have here at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa/).
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Christmas, Christmas gift, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [It is Time to Talk About Why Soccer and the 2022 World Cup are More Boring than Usual](https://swampbutt.com/why-soccer-and-the-world-cup-are-boring/)
**Published:** December 8, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Why soccer sucks so badly.
**Content:**
# ***All nil…***
### Imagine game seven of the World Series ends 0-0.
Then envisage the Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, Ryder Cup, or the Final Four, ending with no score. Not even the most casual sports fan would find this possibility acceptable. But non-offensive outcomes are the norm for soccer. In the middle of the semiannual World Cup competition, that arrives with so much enthusiasm and ends in a puff of ‘Qatarian’ sand, even the players seem lethargic.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/images-1.jpg)S*occer is boring though fans refuse to admit it.***Record Number of Points Not Scored**
According to [Eurosport,](https://www.eurosport.com/football/world-cup/2022/what-is-the-record-number-of-0-0-draws-at-the-world-cup-and-how-does-qatar-2022-compare_sto9241861/story.shtml) ‘nn Qatar, there were four goalless games before even the first round of group games were over.’ While other sports can and do sometimes end in ties, a zero-zero tie is all but unheard of. The last time an NFL game ended in a 0-0 tie was November 7, 1943, when the New York Giants and the Detroit Lions ended at 0-0.
“Imagine any professional or college game where there was no scoring,” queried SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and chronic non-conformist Nick Heraldson. “I doubt that anyone other than the players parents would pay to see that and even they would be due a refund. Yet the ‘all nil’ is not only acceptable, it’s routine.”
**The Irony of Bore Draws**
The ‘bore draw’ happens in the World Cup but not because a 0-0 tie is mind-numbing. It happens when the match ends with no score or ‘all nil’. “Ninety minutes of play and no player can kick a ball into a net that is 24 feet wide, 8 feet tall and 5 feet deep (Tournament Approved Regulation Size for nets),” Heraldson mused. “How can scoring be avoided with dimensions like this? It’s almost like they are not even trying.”
**Little Equipment Needed**
Aside from political hubbub and foofaraw, a record number of matches ending in 0-0 ties is the most notable thing about the 2022 World Cup, so far. Soccer, or football, is the most popular sport in the world. But why? For one, soccer is available and easy for anyone to play.
All that is required is a ball and place to kick it. “In the U.S. we have parks, schools, universities, community colleges, green spaces, and private clubs with basketball courts, indoor and outdoor baseball and football fields, gyms for basketball, badminton, or volleyball and tracks that encircle them all for competitive track and field, according to SwampButt Underwear spokesman and grasper of the not always obvious Nick Heraldson. “Most countries do not have the recreation resources available here. So, a ball or something round to boot back and forth is the game of choice.”
**Plenty of Reasons for Low Scoring**
The availability of soccer to global youth notwithstanding, those same people who kicked an old shoe around as adolescences’ probably want to see some scoring. So why are the current games absent points?
There are speculative reasons for the absence of goals.
1. The weather. It’s hot on the Arabian Peninsula and even world class athletes struggle with the heat. High heat and humidity lead to two problems in the exercising body: a) increased core body temperature and b) dehydration. Increased body temperature leads to decreased muscle endurance, which means the muscle’s ability to contract repeatedly or in a sustained manner over long periods of time ([Intermountain Healthcare](https://intermountainhealthcare.org/blogs/topics/sports-medicine/2014/06/what-is-the-effect-of-heat-and-humidity-on-athletic-performance/#:~:text=High%20heat%20and%20humidity%20lead,over%20long%20periods%20of%20time.)).
2. Oddball start times. Some World Cup matches have started as late as 10:00pm local time. Circadian rhythms for all humans get knocked out of whack by even a one-hour change (daylight savings time changes in fall and spring help bear witness to this). Much past research has shown that athletes generally perform better in late afternoon or evening ([Inside Science](https://www.insidescience.org/news/time-day-could-impact-athletes-performance-peak)). So it stands to reason that early or late start times in an unfamiliar time zone equal less than optimal performance.
3. Add jet lag to heat, squirrely kick-off times and climate transitions for players from countries where November and December are the start of winter it could be that the players are dragging-ass because they are tired. Fatigue can have a negative effect on both physical and mental performance. A fatigued athlete may have less energy to exert themselves during practice or a game. They may also have trouble staying focused ([Boston Children’s Hospital](https://answers.childrenshospital.org/athletes-fatigue/#:~:text=How%20does%20fatigue%20affect%20athletes,field%20and%20in%20the%20classroom.)).
**Conclusion**
There are libraries full of research on the issue of athletic performance and how temperature, humidity, time, and lethargy affect competitive sports. These may be part of the reason for the dearth of points in the World Cup 2022. The wisdom of putting the World Cup in Qatar for social and traditional reasons is well known. That Qatar could make soccer even more boring was unexpected. Yawn.
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### [Fashion Magazine Reverie Page Covers SwampButt and World Cup 'Action'](https://swampbutt.com/fashion-magazine-reverie-page-swampbutt/)
**Published:** December 20, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear's dislike of soccer gets noticed.
**Content:**
## Why Soccer And The 2022 FIFA World Cup Are More Boring Than Usual.
### As Covered in Reverie Page Fashion magazine.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/unsplash-image-cjYQBSKDSII.jpg)Why Soccer And The 2022 FIFA World Cup Are More Boring Than UsualBy [PAGE Editor](https://www.reveriepage.com/page-editor)
Imagine game seven of the World Series ends 0-0. Then envisage the Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, Ryder Cup, or the Final Four, ending with no score. Not even the most casual sports fan would find this possibility acceptable. But non-offensive outcomes are the norm for soccer. In the middle of the semiannual World Cup competition, which arrives with so much enthusiasm and ends in a puff of ‘Qatarian’ sand, even the players seem lethargic.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/unsplash-image-CVg55UB571Y.jpg)Qatar## **RECORD NUMBER OF POINTS NOT SCORED**
According to [Eurosport,](https://u7061146.ct.sendgrid.net/ls/click?upn=4tNED-2FM8iDZJQyQ53jATUQsDQzqIfx5NtvdBwAL5A3N8peIIS1EO4zMbMGXv1v9KTEAt-2FFhepfWLhQDMHRSGH-2BvWU86VBujnyF7j7ddtS7g7iJDIboirKIAZu-2Bm3Mg2GGJM-2BKHZSHFtwyaGXBNewJOf1Rjmwo01QMdzwz4PWZ-2BKhFFnX7mINiMxS5WonGXAe2csGh7hSF6kr5yMh8lx3xjUxtbJepls-2Fege09B5GMyA-3Dc8Xr_O3XWFiAdWrzzrOIt72qAuCQIfS6-2BwipUnu-2BgLttCl9S4uTb3d5BAm2NCIWEXHIwegRrz4PRFl-2B0Ujt1xtzLuF5jpaBstdv51vJ3oltJiBMwslAmHMpgfQhlbszMrQv6QuQmkcBblpgrptAiffsVH7-2BNK-2BvKUt5jF4u7lj8vO9pM1XqRCmvkpgRCiC1ilhOUW0XvIDOhN-2F-2FTxF8Yltz18-2Btg0gkKZs5YVPhwu009lWqEeS8gY9j5A6RJz6Q03VKyrdLhLXtoXBaEud9dxBqEe9V6vLxHLtxvlVlkfYomE2YAfbv47jfWZIklprZnppnbrhQMRJ3LIubGsykK0kSaGccqPJZz3uQLoXQyCBRR8S1M-3D) ‘there were four goalless games before even the first round of group games were over.’ While other sports can and do sometimes end in ties, a zero-zero tie is all but unheard of. The last time an NFL game ended in a 0-0 tie was November 7, 1943, when the New York Giants and the Detroit Lions ended at 0-0. “Imagine any professional or college game where there was no scoring,” queried SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and chronic non-conformist Nick Heraldson. “I doubt that anyone other than the players’ parents would pay to see that and even they would be due a refund. Yet the ‘all nil’ is not only acceptable, it’s routine.”
## **THE IRONY OF BORE DRAWS**
The ‘bore draw’ happens in the World Cup but not because a 0-0 tie is mind-numbing. It happens when the match ends with no score or ‘all nil’. “Ninety minutes of play and no player can kick a ball into a net that is 24 feet wide, 8 feet tall and 5 feet deep (Tournament Approved Regulation Size for nets),” Heraldson mused. “How can scoring be avoided with dimensions like this? It’s almost like they are not even trying.”
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/unsplash-image-Y_upPEyxXN8.jpg)World Cup Trophy## **LITTLE EQUIPMENT NEEDED**
Aside from political hubbub and foofaraw, a record number of matches ending in 0-0 ties is the most notable thing about the 2022 World Cup, so far. Soccer, or football, is the most popular sport in the world. But why? For one, soccer is available and easy for anyone to play.
All that is required is a ball and place to kick it. “In the U.S. we have parks, schools, universities, community colleges, green spaces, and private clubs with basketball courts, indoor and outdoor baseball and football fields, gyms for basketball, badminton, or volleyball and tracks that encircle them all for competitive track and field, according to SwampButt Underwear spokesman and grasper of the not always obvious Nick Heraldson. “Most countries do not have the recreation resources available here. So, a ball or something round to boot back and forth is the game of choice.”
## **PLENTY OF REASONS FOR LOW SCORING**
The availability of soccer to global youth notwithstanding, those same people who kicked an old shoe around as adolescences’ probably want to see some scoring. So why are the current games absent points?
There are speculative reasons for the absence of goals.
1. The weather. It’s hot on the Arabian Peninsula and even world class athletes struggle with the heat. High heat and humidity lead to two problems in the exercising body: a) increased core body temperature and b) dehydration. Increased body temperature leads to decreased muscle endurance, which means the muscle’s ability to contract repeatedly or in a sustained manner over long periods of time ([Intermountain Healthcare](https://u7061146.ct.sendgrid.net/ls/click?upn=4tNED-2FM8iDZJQyQ53jATUcd6nKIyEnt-2BsijDbMPY7Uo0JIRhFWFswWW4HV-2B5MHAij7R-2F6V3apqlZqgKVejCQHdV1e3Y9l7LLGOrKcoJjXhjDBCN6aWx3S4x6oc6rc07bWYEF1jGE-2FCqNtoYyR2KbIFZPyeZ41rHPyTQcAgKEY-2FDAGztQJP2ZBSUETROsUKP8FZjD4YUxE-2BqgfbByZYSwS67SOR1LIMntRH5JgMdluHyBoMm9QsAIN9noXcdtLceKgFc8A2tAWrHxsyyqw-2BM75gePrr5SxZ-2FMF6TPAzG-2Ftwr6DglqRKcjqGoFZlWY2fxrKyTH_O3XWFiAdWrzzrOIt72qAuCQIfS6-2BwipUnu-2BgLttCl9S4uTb3d5BAm2NCIWEXHIwegRrz4PRFl-2B0Ujt1xtzLuF5jpaBstdv51vJ3oltJiBMwslAmHMpgfQhlbszMrQv6QuQmkcBblpgrptAiffsVH7-2BNK-2BvKUt5jF4u7lj8vO9pM1XqRCmvkpgRCiC1ilhOUW0XvIDOhN-2F-2FTxF8Yltz18-2Bknk14FXQdBKJhYgdfcuBOngUtAFzs9Vd22yi5MsQJ660xrMVUqWMnH7wv-2Fmq-2Bw4BscyWS5pRixcnTJM-2B6Mev-2BpYyE4g2HAGDwXfii8QEg5ZdGck13qW54yAFU42haUt6ZEcpam4V-2FATYGEvEqtjOpg-3D)).
2. Oddball start times. Some World Cup matches have started as late as 10:00pm local time. Circadian rhythms for all humans get knocked out of whack by even a one-hour change (daylight savings time changes in fall and spring help bear witness to this). Much past research has shown that athletes generally perform better in late afternoon or evening ([Inside Science](https://u7061146.ct.sendgrid.net/ls/click?upn=4tNED-2FM8iDZJQyQ53jATUWPpfrTe7FsPAChLKnLspwYU9hs2EafmOG2j7iEFbGArtlPQPOjUwSM1h63OR2pGz7zla2YDS7w7X1GhVAVBot7Rs7-2Bbpd9AGwF8cw3D2T4CFJLR_O3XWFiAdWrzzrOIt72qAuCQIfS6-2BwipUnu-2BgLttCl9S4uTb3d5BAm2NCIWEXHIwegRrz4PRFl-2B0Ujt1xtzLuF5jpaBstdv51vJ3oltJiBMwslAmHMpgfQhlbszMrQv6QuQmkcBblpgrptAiffsVH7-2BNK-2BvKUt5jF4u7lj8vO9pM1XqRCmvkpgRCiC1ilhOUW0XvIDOhN-2F-2FTxF8Yltz18-2BtJLvEi1stlLTTniMbhJ3m7F4WIN2NPYqhKjdNYx5LGj54ekC8DO4ZY6EkZbQgHR7fVWOwAhFLWtRm2zsrDZdhBPaCXFCL7W9vi28zKjY9048J3MaQIGDNOGhNVRELTxUMbOKq12UMN3wmPbA21gOzM-3D)). So it stands to reason that early or late start times in an unfamiliar time zone equal less than optimal performance.
3. Fatigue. Add jet lag to heat, squirrely kick-off times and climate transitions for players from countries where November and December are the start of winter it could be that the players are dragging-ass because they are tired. Fatigue can have a negative effect on both physical and mental performance. A fatigued athlete may have less energy to exert themselves during practice or a game. They may also have trouble staying focused ([Boston Children’s Hospital](https://u7061146.ct.sendgrid.net/ls/click?upn=4tNED-2FM8iDZJQyQ53jATUWfpy938s-2FoAicYJGJLXTy6TmUdvkFaMgXnAfMeBp5Q3jf-2FKEuV-2FpGffeOasrCHg4mc0DU7ugJU3x28rFp-2FIH2b4PhrGcZvqC2GJ53tKyuboq0J-2F6PjbKutLNDVmXzrkRd3yndRSP-2FljRvLHLzYds-2FA-2BnvbK62dtDJhmeUdHp55ES-2FnICnLBr3MSD-2BZInNP65A-3D-3DmpX3_O3XWFiAdWrzzrOIt72qAuCQIfS6-2BwipUnu-2BgLttCl9S4uTb3d5BAm2NCIWEXHIwegRrz4PRFl-2B0Ujt1xtzLuF5jpaBstdv51vJ3oltJiBMwslAmHMpgfQhlbszMrQv6QuQmkcBblpgrptAiffsVH7-2BNK-2BvKUt5jF4u7lj8vO9pM1XqRCmvkpgRCiC1ilhOUW0XvIDOhN-2F-2FTxF8Yltz18-2Bp3rsbmd0usQjjvc1-2FXT-2BDIAuw-2BHU-2FEA2aDrQ3jryJw8qN1O4rrbNtcXNbQQS5-2FR58gxUHjI0SZAOCTTBkoW7RkYC6kfbqf-2B4ClrsqtW2ZE-2FwJJBZkmHOijivW250kF0ltr1p6dyUBZzLyw24BDLtdc-3D)).
There are libraries full of research on the issue of athletic performance and how temperature, humidity, time, and lethargy affect competitive sports. These may be part of the reason for the dearth of points in the World Cup 2022. The wisdom of putting the World Cup in Qatar for social and traditional reasons is well known. That Qatar could make soccer even more boring was unexpected. Yawn.
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### [Assistant College Football Coaches on the Hot Seat Week of October 18, 2022](https://swampbutt.com/assistant-college-football-coaches-on-the-hot-seat/)
**Published:** October 20, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** College assistant coaches under fire and on the hot seat.
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/TN-Fans.jpg)I*t’s like looking in a mirror when Alabama and Tennessee fans accuse each other of being backwards.* [](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Mirrored-Fans-from-AL.jpg)# **Assistant College Football Coach(es) on the Hot Seat**
## **The Unlucky Coach for the Week of October 18, 2022**
October 20, 2022 – The head football coaches at some big colleges are ‘underperforming’ and need to be fired, at least according to the loudest critics, the twitter-verse and know it all broadcasters. Problem is that some of these same head coaches have contracts with really expensive buy out clauses. Most schools do not want to afford multi-million dollar buy-outs.
But school presidents, athletic directors and board members want to look ‘decisive.’ Assistant coaches and coordinators are on the ‘hot seat’ because the head coach at these schools has a buyout clause in his contract that makes firing him an expense the school is unwilling to afford. But someone must take the blame for a sub-par performance on the field. That leaves these men as the goats who will be sacrificed at the altar of unreasonable fan and alumni expectations.
**Penn State defensive coordinator Manny Diaz**. Last Saturday, Michigan finished with 418 rushing yards, third most allowed by Penn State ever and most since Michigan State ran for 452 against the Penn State football team way back in 1997. Under the terms of his recently signed ten-year contract extension, firing head coach James Franklin seems far-fetched.
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Penn State would owe head coach Franklin $72 million in 2022, $64 million in 2023 and $56 million in 2024. After five years, Franklin’s buyout is still $40 million. Conversely, Franklin would owe the university $12 million until April 1, 2023, and $8 million after April 1 were he to leave for another job the same year, according to the buyout terms of his new contract (Source Sports Illustrated). “No one in Happy Valley is reaching for their checkbook anytime soon,” said [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) spokesman and guy who can never find his car keys, Nick Heraldson. “Coach Diaz has head coaching experience, but it was at Miami (shrugs shoulders).”
**Alabama defensive coordinator Pete Golding.** After a 52-49 loss at Tennessee there is plenty of blame to go around. The Alabama defense allowed 567 yards and seven touchdowns against the Volunteers. Alabama was also guilty of 17 penalties for 130 yards, seven in the first quarter. There were other mental mistakes for Alabama on special teams. One in the second quarter that led to seven points for the Vols. “That number of mistakes makes it a wonder that this game was as close as it was,” Heraldson said. The ‘tide scored plenty of points, taking the heat off offensive coordinator Bill O’Brien, at least for now.” Head Coach Nick Saban is the highest paid college football in the country. His deal with the school extends through 2030. Saban’s ouster for any reason is impossible to imagine. His running for governor of Alabama and winning is more likely.
**Memphis Tigers defensive coordinator, Matt Barnes.** Barnes defense allowed a 19-point fourth quarter cushion against Houston to evaporate into a loss. The latest surrender was a 4-overtime loss against East Carolina University (47 – 45) The Tigers were ahead 17-0 in the first half. But ECU scored 23 of the next total 26 total points for a fourth quarter lead. Memphis is now 4-3 after starting the season 3-0. “You have to play all 4 quarters,” Heraldson observed. “I doubt that has ever been said of football, ever. It’s good you are writing this down.” Head coach Ryan Silverfield got a $50,000.00 raise after last season. If Memphis terminates his contract after this season, his buyout would be around $3.5 million. Pocket change for SEC schools but significant cheese at an AAC school.
**Everyone at Auburn except Bryan Harsin**. Media reports of Harsin’s exit from Auburn during their off-week came to nothing. Were Coach Harsin dismissed, Auburn will owe around $15.3 million. If the school lets him go this year it would have to pay 50 percent of that within 60 days. “There seems to be a misconception about how banks work,” Heraldson said. “Few if any banks have that amount of cash on hand,” he advised. “Besides, that money isn’t there in some local bank, it’s in Bill’s house, and the Maeklin’s house right next door. It’s in Joe’s house and in that farm equipment you needed.”
**Whoever did this at San Diego State:** According to Sports Illustrated, A Fresno State assistant football coach was placed on administrative leave after he punched the glass in the press box, broke it, and caused 2 fans injury from the falling shards. Recent scandals around the Aztec program would frustrate anyone. “What about that assistant coaches’ hand, huh,” Heraldson demanded. “I have not seen or heard a word about that which is a real shame.”
**Extra Point: the fans from Tennessee and Alabama.** Both sides took turns accusing other of being ignorant, ill-bred, lacking in proper personal hygiene, had challenges processing ethanol, were married to close relatives, or living in a double-wide inside dilapidated trailer park. “Both sides are right about the other except for the double-wide trailer thing,” Heraldson concluded. “None of them could afford a double-wide.”
**For Love of the Game**
The people at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) love college football and writing about it. But with so many other ‘coaches on the hot seat’ columns there was no need for another. It was time to dig deeper, stretch further, challenge themselves, and try harder to find another, more interesting way of commenting on college football and its coaches. This is it.
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References: [Sports Illustrated](https://thespun.com/.amp/college-football/college-football-coach-placed-on-leave-following-tantrum). [Auburn Daily.](https://www.si.com/college/auburn/podcasts/podcast-this-auburn-football-fan-narrative-about-bryan-harsin-is-wrong) [Commercial Appeal](https://www.commercialappeal.com/story/sports/college/memphis-tigers/2022/08/26/memphis-football-coaches-salaries-2022-ryan-silverfield-matt-barnes/10253842002/). [Tuscaloosa News](https://www.tuscaloosanews.com/story/sports/college/football/2022/08/23/alabama-football-coach-nick-saban-contract-extension-kirby-smart-georgia/7871663001/). [GoSUSports Penn State.](https://gopsusports.com/news/2021/12/11/football-manny-diaz-named-penn-states-defensive-coordinator.aspx)
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**Tags:** Assistant college football coaches, College Football, Fans, Hot Seat, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear
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### [If The Houston Astros Win the World Series Your Orange SwampButt Underwear Are Free](https://swampbutt.com/if-the-houston-astros-win-the-world-series/)
**Published:** October 23, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** If the Astros win the series, you get free stuff from SwampButt Underwear.
**Content:**
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### The Houston Astros are the most dominant team in baseball six years running.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/th.jpg)An original version of the Houston Astros logo that was used from 1965 – 1972.The Houston Astros are perfect in the American League playoffs at this writing. Up 3-0 against the New York Yankees, the Astros seem like a lock to play in the fall classic. If the Houston Astros win the World Series in 2022, SwampButt Underwear will refund the full purchase price of any pair of orange SwampButt Underwear sold starting October 22, 2022 through Saturday November 5, 2022. Was this promotion an original idea? No.
It is based on another Houston area business who makes the same offer, but for major purchases like furniture and expensive beds, Gallery Furniture. “We were pretty much out of original ideas, so we looked for someone to copy,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and man who has never written a single thank-you note, Nick Heraldson. “MacInvale is a clever business man plus a very generous and admired figure in the Houston area. We thought of others to emulate like Bill Gates, or Robert Kraft. But they both suck, so we picked ‘Mattress Mac’. He’s awesome.”
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Orange.jpg)SwampButt Underwear in orange is free if the Houston Astros win the 2022 World Series.**Cost and Benefit**
SwampButt Underwear costs $24.99 a pair plus shipping. A Tempur-Pedic Mattress can cost from approximately $2,000.00 – $7,000.00. The offer from SwampButt Underwear does not compare to the dollar amount from [Gallery Furniture](https://www.galleryfurniture.com/). But the value and benefit SwampButt Underwear delivers is significant nonetheless.
**What About the Yankees?**
When asked about a similar offer if the New York Yankees won the World Series, Heraldson seemed bemused. “Seriously? The Bronx Bombers are duds this year though they have bombed three straight times against the Astros,” Heraldson commented. “Besides, the word *yankees* is triggering in this part of the country so we try not to say it.”
**Stains Plus Health and Medical Challenges**
Visible butt sweat is unsightly. It can stain upholstery, leather, and cloth seats. A wet butt crack can also lead to infections. Makers of SwampButt Underwear named this particular affliction ‘swamp-chafe’ because of the place on an individual’s body it occurs (the human butt) and the hot weather that is present down there all day every day.
The material in [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is made to draw sweat away from the skin. This is known as wicking. In addition to wicking, SwampButt Underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which allows sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear.
These garments are manufactured to particular specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
**Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Flattery**
Gallery Furniture has previously held promotions in which customers would get their furniture free of charge if a Houston team wins a championship.
[SwampButt Underwear New Green Deal Is Great 2 Pairs for 1 Lower Price](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-new-green-deal/)[SwampButt Underwear Made In The USA](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa/)“Houston is not exactly a championship city, so a promotion like this is rare for Houstonians,” Heraldson said. “When you purchase a Tempur-Pedic, Stearns & Foster or Sealy mattress sleep set priced at $3,000 or more, and if the Houston Astros win it all in the 2022 final championship series, your purchase is FREE,!”according to [Gallery Furniture’s website.](https://www.galleryfurniture.com/astros-wia-22.html)
**Why Do Humans Sweat?**
Sweating is your body’s way of cooling down. It is also another way to excrete waste. Some people sweat a lot when they are spending time in the outdoors, exercising inside, outside, or engaged in some type of exertion. Others sweat when frightened while others sweat for no good reason. Others live in a climate where it is hot and humid all the time.
**Excessive Sweating and Isolation**
At [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) we try to put a brave face on excessive butt sweat. Sort of like smiling through the tears we poke fun at ourselves because of the ‘butt prints’ we leave along life’s trail.
The truth is that excessive sweating, from the butt or other body parts, can cause enough distress that people withdraw from any activity that might expose them and their sweaty parts to any level of public scrutiny.
Think this kind of thing was over in junior high school? Think again. It does not take much for the ‘herd’ to spot a potential weakness and exploit it. Sweat stains can be the invitation to not getting invited anywhere.
People who sweat more than others report feelings of social isolation and withdrawal to avoid touching others. Those ‘others’ are also thought to avoid men who are moist beyond reason. What do people think when encountering someone who is REALLY sweaty? We are not mind readers, so we researched the question.
Sweat and the amounts one experiences it relate to social anxiety and conditions that accompany it. The more a man sweats, the impact on quality of life becomes much more substantial. Excess sweating can have a huge impact on quality of life, affecting career choices and in some instances lead to social isolation. Some change their clothes several times a day.
Men who sweat more than others often have apprehension in work situations like job interviews or meetings where they might be expected to shake hands or will leave a sweaty butt print on an office chair. Social lives suffer when men feel embarrassed by their surplus sweating.
**Put Romance On Hold**
Some avoid romantic relationships because they are sweaty. Men will avoid situations where a woman is likely to reject them for any reason. Presented as a big sweaty mess does little to reinforce self-confidence. Not taking chances in public is way easier than gambling on potential humiliation. Staying in and away from others is way easier.
**It Is Not the Worst Thing**
Of course an abnormally sweatier backside is not the worst thing that can happen. Botched surgery is one example of something worse than a constant stream of butt sweat. Being eaten by bears, is also bad and worse all at once.
**Where?**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is based near Houston, Texas. It’s in a great town, but you’ve probably never heard of it. It’s surrounded by swampland with the Gulf of Mexico just south, with some really nice people. We’ve got a Starbucks and some nice Tex-Mex restaurants. And a place that has 99 beers on tap.
SwampButt Underwear does not have the kind of deep pockets Jim “Matress Mac” McIngvale does but it does offer a product that helps solve a real problem, visible butt sweat.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** free, Houston Astros, Orange, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, World Series
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### [Orange If the Houston Astros, America’s Favorite Baseball Team, win the 2022 World Series SwampButt Underwear Made In The USA Orange Will Be Free](https://swampbutt.com/free-orange-astros-win-world-series/)
**Published:** October 28, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Houston Astros win the World Series; SwampButt Underwear gives away orange undies.
**Content:**
# Orange SwampButt Underwear is Free if the Houston Astros Win the World Series
## Jump On The Astros Bandwagon with Orange SwampButt Underwear
The makers of SwampButt Underwear™ will refund the purchase price of all *orange* SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA Brand purchased from October 26, 2022 – November 5, 2022, if America’s favorite baseball team, the Houston Astros, win the 2022 World Series. The Astros are a perfect 7-0 in the 2022 post season and stand to make short work of the National League champion Philadelphia Phillies. [Odds and predictions for the 2022 World Series.](https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34882710/2022-world-series-preview-predictions-phillies-astros)
**America’s Favorite Baseball Team**
SwampButt Underwear in orange is free if the Houston Astros win the 2022 World Series.Americans love winners. The Houston Astros have won the American League Pennant in 2017, 2019, 2021, and 2022. They also won the world championship in 2017. They had the most wins in the American League in 2022. “Americans love winners and will not abide losers, those being any person or team not in first place,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and annoying little league dad, Nick Heraldson. “The Astros are no exception. In fact, I don’t know anyone here in the greater Houston area that does not love them, and I am certain that affection extends to the rest of the country’s baseball fans.” [Read more about why you sweat so much. ](https://swampbutt.com/hexsels-hyperhidrosis/)
**The Give Away Was Not an Original Idea**
The decision to link a giveaway to a sports team performance like this was based on another Houston area business which makes and has made a similar offer. “We were pretty much out of original ideas, so we looked for someone to copy,” said Heraldson. When asked the name of this business he stated that SwampButt Underwear did not have the express written permission to mention them. “We refer to this entity simply as ‘Passageway Stuff to Sit Or Sleep On.’”
**Yes the Offer is Real and so is the Company**
[SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com/) is a real company that manufactures and sells underwear for men who sweat enough that it is often visible on their backsides. The offer to refund the purchase price of orange SwampButt Underwear is also on the level\*. “The name should be a total clue to what the company is about,” Heraldson said. “Our underwear is made to wick and help evaporate sweat faster than any traditional underwear can.” SwampButt Underwear also has chelated silver that helps reduce odor. “No one knows or can spell ‘chelated’ so we just call it ‘anti-stank,’” he concluded.
**The Fine Print**
**\*** If the Houston Astros baseball team wins the 2022 World Series, the full purchase price of orange SwampButt Underwear Made In The USA brand will be refunded to those who purchase from October 28, 2022 – November 5, 2022 Shipping charges will *not* be refunded. Quantities are limited and will not be backordered for this sale so when we are out, we are out. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for that trademark so please do not use it without the express written consent of the guy who owns it.
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is specifically formulated to help fight against the affliction known as visible butt sweat, or simply Swamp Butt. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for the trademark, so please do not use it without written permission. To see everything SwampButt Underwear offers, please visit the [SwampButt virtual store. ](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa/)
SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the United State and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Astros, free, Houston Astros, Orange, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, World Series
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### [The New Green Deal Save 30% On SwampButt Underwear's](https://swampbutt.com/the-new-green-deal-save-30-on-swampbutt-underwears/)
**Published:** July 23, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Green New Deal from SwampButt Underwear is different from the New Green Deal, which is not from SwampButt Underwear.
**Content:**
# SwampButt Underwear’s New Green Deal Saves 30% On A Pair of Green and Lime Green
## The cost of two pairs of SwampButt Underwear is $49.99. The New Green Deal is priced at $34.99.
Green SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA Brand is half of the New Green Deal that will save 30% for 2 pairs.SwampButt Underwear offers both green and lime green pairs of its Made In The USA brand underwear. It took almost two years for the makers of SwampButt Underwear to realize this and launch what they are calling, [‘The New Green Deal.’](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-new-green-deal/) Shoppers and sweaty men can purchase a pair of each (that’s two) for one price. The price is much lower than if purchased separately. “To buy these separately costs $49.98, but the New Green Deal is $34.99,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesperson and resident math whiz Nick Heraldson. “Of course someone could still buy them separately, if they were stupid.”
**It’s Really Easy Being Green**
Green SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA style. Green SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA Brand is half of the New Green Deal that will save 30% for 2 pairs.The New Green Deal is perfect for sweaty men who wear underwear or those who wish they would. Some of those include golfers, gardeners, yogurt sucking tree huggers, currency collectors, St. Patrick’s Day celebrants, margarita enthusiasts, people whose favorite color is green or slightly greener, those who went to Baylor, Tulane, Michigan State, Marshal, or some other school whose colors include green.
**Hottest Summer Lately**
While summer is not nearly over casual observers, shade tree meteorologists and opinionated bigmouths are already saying this is the hottest summer ever. It is true that parts of Texas and the Deep South have had their hottest start to summer. With August expected to start after July, 2022 could be a record-setter for some. Could be. “We are accustomed to the heat of Texas in July, and the last week of July is typically the hottest,” said corporate spokesman and man who grasps the obvious, Nick Heraldson.
Recent heat turned heads even in the typically searing South. Daytime highs pushed into the 110s in parts of Texas and Oklahoma this week. Houston recorded temperature over 100 degrees 14 times through July 17, 2022. Only 1980 had more than this for the entire year.
The current heat wave can be connected to several weather conditions — one being the current positioning of jet streams, or bands of strong winds in the upper atmosphere responsible for weather changes.
“What we’ve got going on this year is this big area of high pressure through the atmosphere centered over the south-central part of the United States,” AccuWeather chief meteorologist Jonathan Porter said. “Maybe it expands to the west at times, expands to the east at times, but it’s sort of centered right over the south-central part of the country.”
When it’s hot like this and you suffer a sweaty backside, remember to wear SwampButt Underwear.
These garments are manufactured to our specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or in parts of the world where underpants are worn. SwampButt Underwear is based near Houston, Texas. It’s in a great town, but you’ve probably never heard of it. It’s surrounded by swampland with the Gulf of Mexico just south, with some really nice people.
We’ve got a Starbucks and some nice Tex-Mex restaurants. And a place that has 99 beers on tap. SwampButt Underwear is specifically formulated to help fight against the grim affliction known as butt sweat, or simply SwampButt. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for the trademark, so please do not use it without written permission.
References for this include: [https://www.dallasnews.com/news/weather/2022/07/18/how-does-this-years-heat-relate-to-climate-change-its-complicated-experts-say/.](https://www.dallasnews.com/news/weather/2022/07/18/how-does-this-years-heat-relate-to-climate-change-its-complicated-experts-say/)
[Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As “My Ass Sweats Too Much”](https://swampbutt.com/hexsels-hyperhidrosis/)
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** new green deal, Record Heat, save, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, sweating, Texas
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### [It’s Fall 2022 Because We Said It Is!](https://swampbutt.com/its-fall-because-we-said-it-is/)
**Published:** August 29, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** It’s Fall 2022 Because We Said It Is!
**Content:**
# **It’s Fall 2022 Because We Said It Is!**
## With Starbucks introducing it’s fall themed pumpkin spice flavor August 30, 2022, SwampButt Underwear is also starting a sale.
August 30, 2022 – Fall has officially arrived. The calendar and thermometer both say, ‘it’s not fall.’ But when does fall really start? Are cooler temperatures a signal for fall? Leaves turning color? The fall harvest? No, no and no. We know it is fall because a popular beverage company declares it so. No one at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is prepared to argue about this but they are prepared to (in the name of making a buck) jump on the ‘it’s fall because we say so’ bandwagon.
SwampButt Underwear made in the USA brand orange is a half of the Fall 2022 sale.**Jump Onboard the Bandwagon**
So if [Starbucks](https://www.starbucks.com/) can declare ‘fall’ by selling it’s Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte or Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew or [Dunkin’](https://www.nhregister.com/living/food/article/Dunkin-pumpkin-season-is-back-with-new-pumpkin-16379391.php?src=nhrhpdesecp&utm_source=marketing&utm_medium=google&utm_campaign=content_acquisition&gclid=CjwKCAjwx7GYBhB7EiwA0d8oe8IlNn8CvMPa2M5R0a8kjkZZXvlNm-roZLddQ3SJzSx8WfeJ6F9okhoC-28QAvD_BwE) can start selling theirs one day in advance, [SwampButt Underwear](https://www.instagram.com/p/Ch2JANMosca/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link) can and will do likewise.
**The SwampButt Underwear Fall 2022 Sale**
SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA Black is one half of the Fall 2022 sale.Starting August 30, online shoppers can get a pair of black and another pair of orange [SwampButt Made in the USA Brand Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-fall-2022-sale-because-its-still-hot/) for one low price, $39.99. Bought separately the cost is $49.98, so it’s a really good value. “There is no way it’s fall, not with temperatures in the 90’s and humidity sky high,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate shill, Nick Heraldson. “We are doing a public service for those who are drinking a really hot beverage on a toasty afternoon. Do this and you are going to get sweaty. That is why you will need SwampButt Underwear.”
**Reality is an Alien Concept**
Tailgate menus include sunscreen and public service messages about how to avoid dehydration and sunstroke are juxtaposed against jack-o-lanterns. These serve notice that reality is no longer a concept with which to deal or even acknowledge. A post from the [Starbucks Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/Ch2JANMosca/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link) account reinforces the ‘it’s fall because we said’ concept.
While summer is not nearly over casual observers, shade tree meteorologists and opinionated bigmouths are already saying this is the hottest summer ever. It is true that parts of Texas and the Deep South have had their hottest start to summer. With August expected to start after July, 2022 could be a record-setter for some. Could be. “We are accustomed to the heat of Texas in July, and the last week of July is typically the hottest,” said corporate spokesman and man who grasps the obvious, Nick Heraldson.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Made in the USA Brand Underwear performance undergarments are made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers. How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield. When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rainwater across a driveway or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster. The same thing happens with SwampButt Underwear. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture.
Want to learn more? [Visit https://swampbutt.com.]()
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Dunkin', Fall, Pumpkin Spice, Starbucks, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [1 New Crypto Currency Based on Sweat is Good News for Sweaty People](https://swampbutt.com/new-crypto-currency-based-on-sweat-is-good-news/)
**Published:** October 5, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** 1 New Crypto Currency Based on Sweat is Good News for Sweaty People
**Content:**
This news sourced from [Etherium World News. ](https://en.ethereumworldnews.com/)
# Want to move around a lot and make money?
## Good news.
### A new crypto currency based on movement named SWEAT is now available.
- SWEAT is a new cryptocurrency introduced by the move-to-earn platform Sweatcoin.
- Users can mint the token by simply banking their steps on the app every day.
- Best part is, it costs little to nothing to start earning SWEAT.
On September 13th, Sweatcoin, the highly popular mobile fitness app, launched SWEAT – a new cryptocurrency that can be minted with movement. With that, the Web2 app began its pivot into Web3, allowing users to generate crypto by walking.
*SWEAT cryptocurrency earnings will reduce exponentially with time. Source: Sweatcoin.* As move-to-earn (M2E) projects gain in popularity, more and more people seek to get the most out of their workouts. Sweatcoin, in particular, offers a cheaper alternative to doing just that. “We do not understand cryptocurrency or how it accrues value,” said fitness slacker and man who does not trust banks, Nick Heraldson. “I researched the topic and learned that no one else understands it either, so no big deal.”
For that reason, let’s take a look at SWEAT and how you can earn them for free in Sweatcoin.
## What is SWEAT?
Sweat Economy, or SWEAT, is a [move-to-earn](https://en.ethereumworldnews.com/web3-lifestyle-app-stepn-encounters-multiple-ddos-attacks-step-token-surges-10-despite-the-odds/) cryptocurrency created by Sweatcoin on NEAR Protocol’s blockchain network. As you walk, you will be able to mint SWEAT.
Best part is, it’s free to get started with Sweatcoin. Users do not need to buy any NFTs or invest in anything to start earning SWEAT.
## What can you do with SWEAT tokens?
The M2E token is more than just a reward token on the Sweatcoin app.
According to its [website](https://sweateconomy.com/token), holders can stake SWEAT in the Sweat Wallet app to gain up to a 12% yield per annum. Stakers can even access tiered rewards, including vouchers and discounts for sports brands, tickets to sporting events, stablecoins, NFTs, and more.
On top of that, Sweatcoin is building a SWEAT-based game, which will allow users to play with their tokens. The winner of the head-to-head claims the SWEAT, with the Sweat Foundation taking and burning a fee.
By staking this token, you could also access premium in-app features, lower transaction fees, and higher daily minting limits.
## SWEAT Tokenomics
SWEAT has an unlimited supply. On that matter, the company has implemented a few mechanics to reduce its inflation rate. One of them is by increasing the minting difficulty of SWEAT with each passing month.
For now, a user can earn 1 SWEAT for every 1,000 steps. However, these earnings will reduce significantly with time.
As shown in the infographic below, 1,000 steps will only generate about 0.33 SWEAT in 2023. By 2032, the number goes all the way down to 0.02 SWEAT.
So if you want to earn more, it’s better to “sweat” now and make more money.
Besides that, Sweatcoin will commit a percentage of its revenue to buy and burn the token on secondary markets. It will also distribute SWEAT as staking yields – thus reducing the token supply in parallel.
Just so you know, the initial supply of SWEAT is mostly allocated to the company and its private investors. This allocation, however, will have cliff and vesting periods of up to 4 years in total.
## How to earn SWEAT in Sweatcoin?
To start earning SWEAT, you must first download the [Sweatcoin app](https://sweatco.in/) and the [Sweat Wallet app](https://sweateconomy.com/) on Apple App Store or Google Play Store.
Once done, head to the Sweatcoin app to create your account. There will be 2 options available. The first option is for users without existing accounts, while the second is for users with existing accounts. Click “Sign up with Google” to get started.
The app will request for your email address and prompt you to activate GoogleFit data. You’ll be asked to grant Sweatcoin access to your Google account and allow it to count your steps while operating in the background. Upon providing the required access, your Sweatcoin account will be all set.
Before activating your Sweat Wallet, remember to take a walk (around 2,000 steps) on Sweatcoin. I kid you not – this is the company’s latest rule for anyone who wants to activate their Sweat Wallet. Once you’ve got enough steps, go to your wallet and click “Log in with Sweatcoin”. You will be redirected to your Sweatcoin app and prompted to “Opt into crypto”. Read the instructions and click “Get Your Wallet”. You’re now ready to walk, sweat, and earn some SWEAT.
## How many SWEAT can you earn?
It really depends on when you get started with Sweatcoin. As of writing, it takes 1,065 steps to generate 1 SWEAT.
Take note, though, that you can only earn SWEAT from the first 5,000 steps daily. The next 5,000 steps on that day (if any) will be converted into in-app sweatcoins that can be redeemed for items such as PayPal vouchers.
On Sweatcoin Premium, users can earn crypto from their first 6,000 steps per day.
## How to convert SWEAT to other cryptocurrencies?
To cash out those SWEAT, you must withdraw them into your [NEAR wallet](https://wallet.near.org/). You can do so by using the Transfer function on the Sweat Wallet. From your NEAR wallet, deposit SWEAT into one of the supported centralized exchanges: OKX, FTX, Bitfinex, Kucoin, Bybit, or Nexo. There, you’ll be able to trade them for other cryptocurrencies. Alternatively, you can do the same on decentralized exchanges such as Uniswap and Ref. finance.
Read more about why you sweat here:
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** crypto, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweatcoin, sweating
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### [Extremely Bad News as Record Heat and Higher Utility Costs Combine for a Sweatier Summer 1](https://swampbutt.com/extremely-bad-news-record-heat-higher-utility-costs/)
**Published:** June 13, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Record heat is extremely bad news.
**Content:**
# **Extremely Bad News as Record Heat and Higher Utility Costs Combine for a Sweatier Summer**
Some succumb during the long, insufferable, sultry, and often sluggish days of summer and certain people suffer more. While the reasons for rising temperatures combined with the higher costs of electricity are widely covered and extensively debated neither matters much to those who sweat more than most. This because the heat got hotter and cost of staying cool (and therefore dry) got higher over the last twelve months.
**Want to get the best underwear for that sweaty backside? Go here: **
[High Heat Warning for Much of the U.S. June 12 2022. ](https://weather.com/news/weather/video/dangerous-temperatures-extend-midwest-to-south)
## **Record Heat Texas Utility Costs Rise over 70%**
In the state of Texas, one of the USA’s largest, hottest and sweatiest places, the cost of electricity is up over 70% in the last year, according to the [Houston Chronicle.](https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Texas-power-grid-electricity-cheapest-plans-rate-17217426.php) “The average price-per-kilowatt hour of electricity for Texas residents has [increased 70 percent](https://www.dallasnews.com/business/energy/2022/06/02/were-in-trouble-electric-rates-in-texas-have-surged-over-70-as-summer-kicks-in/) year-over-year from June 2021, according to The Dallas Morning News’ Mitchell Sherman, who was quoted in the Chronicle and who compared new rates offered by state power providers in 2022 to those consumers were offered in 2021.
### **Record Heat, So Now What?**
What are the country’s sweatiest men supposed to do in a time like this? Consider the things that one can change to make available changes. Adjustment can come to their location, wardrobe, and/or dietary choices.
**Move Somewhere It’s Cool**
If the heat is excessive in the locale where one resides, move elsewhere. “There are places where it stays cooler in summer than here in the south, or southwest,” according to SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and someone often described as ‘a bit much,’ Nick Heraldson. “Michigan, Wisconsin, or Minnesota have lower temperatures and completely delightful summers if you can look past the mosquitos, over population of dells or the Mall of America.”
**Wardrobe**
Don’t wear heavy clothes like suits and ties, jackets, hoodies, or fur coats during summer’s record heat. “If you work someplace where a coat and tie are required and it is over ninety degrees more often than not, it is time to reconsider your life choices,” Heraldson commented. “That’s why I gave up working in the mortuary business which was a challenge since I really am a people person.”
In a weird corollary if there is someone at work with a space heater going and the place you live is under a *heat advisory because of the record heat*, suggest *putting on a sweater* instead of adding to the swelter and stank of the entire office. “Propose to these energy sucking, oblivious, inconsiderate, heedless, Karen types of people that if they feel cold, consider moving their desk and person outside where the chilly temperatures of the civilized indoors will no longer plague them, Heraldson counseled. “Or, work from inside a car or other unventilated out building and voila, problem solved.”
Record heat and higher utility costs will make staying dry a bigger challenge this summer than in most.**Food and Diet**
Scienticians, guys at the barber shop, and my wife’s friends’ across the street neighbor remind us all that overweight people tend to sweat more than others. This could be because they have more weight to move around which takes more energy and creates more heat. Or that body fat acts as insulation and holds more heat inside the human body. “Bears do not hibernate in summer,” Heraldson declared. “But a nap after lunch aways sounds good.”
Finally, avoid hot foods. These are questionable during the hottest time of year. These include: hot chocolate, hot tameless, hot dogs, hot crossed buns, hot and sour soup or hot tea. “Mother nature often provides clues for us,” Harrison reassured. “In this case the signs are right there in the names.”
**SwampButt Made in the USA Brand Underwear performance undergarments are** made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers. How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield.
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### [10 Ways To The Healing Power of Strength Training](https://swampbutt.com/10-ways-to-the-healing-power-of-strength-training/)
**Published:** July 8, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Weight lifters benefit emotionally from this exercise. Sweaty Weight lifters can benefit from SwampButt Underwear.
**Content:**
*Weight lifting delivers physical and emotional power*.The healing power of strength training for people recovering from PTSD is the subject of this write-up. The article is taken from DNYUZ. SwampButt Underwear is posting it because lifting weights is good for you and lifters will get sweaty. If you are a sweaty weight lifter, please visit the [SwampButt Underwear Shopping Page](https://swampbutt.com/shop/).
When Cheng Xu was serving in the Canadian Armed Forces as a paratrooper and infantry officer, he experienced a series of traumatic events in rapid succession — his best friend and fellow officer took his own life, a soldier under his command was injured during a live fire exercise and a close friend’s father was kidnapped.
He felt like the world was collapsing around him everywhere except at the gym, where he trained in competitive Olympic weight lifting.
“The only thing I had that anchored me was weight lifting, because that was the only place where I felt safe,” said Mr. Xu, 32, now a doctoral student in Toronto. Surrounded by the clinking and clanking of barbells, he slowly discovered what he described as “the healing properties of strength training.”
Psychologists have long established that exercise is [beneficial for mental health](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19521110/), and over the past decade, research has also shown that it can be a valuable tool for [addressing post-traumatic stress disorder](https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/acps.12371). Now, despite weight lifting’s associations with violent bursts of brawn, growing numbers of people who’ve experienced trauma are finding that pumping iron is a balm. For many, the sport’s healing powers come down to the fact that, where trauma has left them feeling helpless, powerless and weak, lifting helps them feel strong — not only physically, but also psychologically.
“Lifting gave me a sense of agency,” said Mr. Xu. “It gave me a sense of control.” And in time, he said, these feelings led to his recovery.
### Learning to literally push back
People who’ve experienced trauma have long gravitated toward the weight room, drawn, in part, to the promise of increased physical strength. But these lifters have historically received little guidance on how to train in a way that supports their mental health and recovery. Lifters have also had to navigate a fitness culture that often glorifies a “no pain, no gain” approach, with a focus on performance and superficial appearances over long term well-being.
“There is a lot of toxic masculinity in strength training,” said James Whitworth, an exercise physiologist and health science specialist at the National Center for PTSD and assistant professor at Boston University’s medical school, as well as a disabled combat veteran.
But as more people of all genders and abilities have discovered the benefits of strength training, the weight lifting community is becoming more inclusive and expansive. Mental health groups also have begun to formalize lifting as a therapeutic tool and educate trainers in how to coach clients living with physical and psychological trauma. At the same time, the scientific community is beginning to study why, exactly, some people with trauma find lifting heavy things helps them recover.
“There’s something in weight lifting and working with resistance” that builds resilience, said Chelsea Haverly, a licensed clinical social worker and founder of Hope Ignited, a Maryland-based organization dedicated to educating organizations and clinicians about trauma. “Not only in the brain, but also in the body.”
Last year, Ms. Haverly and Emily Young, a licensed clinical social worker and certified personal trainer, created a [trauma-informed weight lifting certification program](https://hopeignitedtraining.com/programs/trauma-informed-personal-training-certificate/) for trainers, in an effort to bring its mental health benefits to more clients. With lifting, Ms. Haverly said, “it’s not just, ‘I can do hard things.’ It’s ‘my *body* can do hard things.’ It’s ‘I have not felt strong, and now I feel like a beast.’”
Rachel Sloane, a 36-year-old respiratory therapist and mother of two, who was diagnosed with complex PTSD in early 2021 after enduring physical and sexual abuse, experienced this transformation firsthand. She initially turned to weight lifting out of a desire to take better care of her body, but the more she trained, the more she felt safe, calm and grounded outside the gym.
“I was not even attempting to use lifting as a means of managing my mental health,” she said. But “it gave me a means to physically push back — against all of the fear and powerlessness I was feeling all of the time.”
It has also given her “a growing memory bank of moments when I *could* move everything that was in my way,” she said. After years of feeling helpless, “it’s created more experiences of feeling powerful and strong and capable.”
### Finding the right form of exercise
As more people with trauma affirm the benefits of lifting, Dr. Whitworth and other psychologists are working to better understand the psychological and neurological mechanisms behind its potential as a therapeutic tool.
“Improving someone’s physical strength in a way that they can see and feel may be particularly potent for individuals with PTSD,” said Dr. Whitworth, by “helping to reframe their worldview, as well as their views of themselves.”
While nearly every kind of exercise is beneficial for people with psychological trauma, said Dr. Whitworth, they reap the most psychological benefits when they engage in [moderate-to-high-intensity training](https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/0163278713494774), which includes weight lifting. High-intensity resistance training, specifically, has been shown to help improve [sleep quality and anxiety](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1755296618301388), which can improve overall health and well-being.
And yet, people who’ve experienced trauma often avoid exercise entirely because of the physical stress response it can generate — a rapid pulse, heavy breathing, raised body temperature — which may remind them of their trauma. For this reason, helping patients find the type of exercise that feels right for them is essential.
Yoga is often recommended to people with trauma because of its focus on breathing and mindfulness, but it isn’t for everyone. “There’s a whole cohort of people that are terrified of it or not drawn to it for any number of reasons,” said Mariah Rooney, a licensed clinical social worker, yoga teacher and weight lifter based in Denver. Some clients find that yoga’s relative quiet and stillness can trigger anxiety, she said.
In 2018, Ms. Rooney founded the nonprofit [Trauma Informed Weight Lifting](https://www.traumainformedweightlifting.com/) to offer clients an alternative form of movement. “There are already people who are turning to lifting, consciously or unconsciously, as a part of their own recovery and healing,” she said. She founded her group, in part, to offer more people opportunities to lift in a safe, healing way by educating trainers, coaches and therapists on strength-training’s mental health benefits, as well as conducting research.
Some people who find yoga too sedate find refuge in moderate-to-high intensity aerobic exercise such as running and cycling, which [studies suggest](https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/0163278713494774) can be especially helpful for people with trauma. But others struggle with it, in part because they find exercising in public spaces such as parks to be triggering.
### The power of exertion in increments
In her 2021 book “Lifting Heavy Things: Healing Trauma One Rep at a Time,” the Manhattan-based certified personal trainer and trauma survivor Laura Khoudari explained that one reason she and others connect with lifting is because it offers regular pauses in intensity — which allow them to check in with themselves and assess how they’re feeling, which in turn helps prevent becoming overwhelmed.
“The breaks give your nervous system a chance to settle down,” said Ms. Khoudari, who has also completed coursework in body-oriented trauma therapy and become a leading advocate of lifting as a form of healing. “When we’re dealing with trauma, our nervous system generally has less capacity for stress, and also less resilience,” she continued. “And so you can use strength training to push on the edge of how much stress you can take.” Over time, this can expand our window of tolerance.
For this reason, Dr. Whitworth and others said weight lifting might be a helpful tool for people undergoing exposure therapy, during which therapists encourage patients to focus on their traumatic memories for short, controlled increments — not unlike the cyclic nature of strength training. Over time, this exposure can defuse the memories as well as the related physical stress.
“The idea is that they may be really anxious at first,” said Dr. Whitworth. But “over time, patients start to process the fact that those memories and feelings are not dangerous.”
Pairing this therapy with high-intensity exercise such as weight lifting, he said, might be “particularly beneficial.”
For many people with trauma, weight lifting also helps them feel at ease in their bodies. As Ms. Rooney explained, “Bodies are often the harbingers of trauma and the holders of trauma,” which leads many people to experience a kind of mind-body disconnect. For example, if someone has experienced a physical trauma relating to their torso, they may feel detached from that part of their body as a coping mechanism. But weight lifting can help to reconnect the mind and body.
Take the back squat, Ms. Rooney said, in which lifters hinge at the hips and knees while resting a weight on their shoulders. “There’s something about having, for example, a barbell, on your back that’s like, ‘Whoa, suddenly I can feel my spine. I can feel the back of my body. And I don’t remember the last time I felt the back of my body,’” she said.
Danielle Friedman is a journalist in New York City and the author of “Let’s Get Physical: How Women Discovered Exercise and Reshaped the World.”
The post [The Healing Power of Strength Training ](https://www.nytimes.com/)appeared first on [New York Times](https://www.nytimes.com/).
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### [The New Green Deal: Lime Green & Plain Green Are Simply Greener](https://swampbutt.com/the-new-green-deal/)
**Published:** July 15, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear in Green and Lime Green.
**Content:**
# The New Green Deal
## So named because SwampButt Underwear comes in two shades of green.
### Plain green and lime green.
That inspired the makers to launch what they are calling, ‘The New Green Deal.’ Shoppers and sweaty people can purchase a pair of each (that’s two) for one price. The price is much lower than if purchased separately. “To buy these separately costs $49.98, but the New Green Deal is $34.99,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesperson and resident math whiz Nick Heraldson. “Of course someone could still buy them separately, if they were stupid.”
**It’s Really Easy Being Green**
The New Green Deal is perfect for sweaty men who wear underwear or those who wish they would. Some of those include golfers, gardeners, yogurt sucking tree huggers, currency collectors, St. Patrick’s Day celebrants, margarita enthusiasts, people whose favorite color is green or slightly greener, those who went to Baylor, Tulane, Michigan State, Marshal, or some other school whose colors include green.
**For Golfers**
PGA’s Kyle Reifers has some of the worst SwampButt ever seen. He could use a new green deal.The wrong underwear will ruin even the best round. “Who wants to drag around sweat soaked pants that add a couple of pounds and make you feel like you have a diaper on,” Heraldson queried. “No normal person, that’s who.” Other golfers would rather walk 18 than ride in the cart with with someone whose backside looks like they sat in something. “The position of the wetness on the golfer (their butt) will call a lot about them into question about them with other golfers,” Heraldson said. “Some of those questions are bond to be about their sobriety, lack of personal hygiene, and whose friend was this guy anyway and/or who invited captain soggy britches.”
**More Strokes And Chafes**
A wetter than wet butt is the ultimate self-inflicted wound, at least on the golf course. Worse than leaving your putter on the practice green or hitting into the foursome in front of you. Self-inflicted because your butt does not have to be like this.
But besides being just plain icky and repulsive, SwampButt can lead to other problems. For example, if sweat occurs in your butt-crack and you sit in that sweat for too long, bacteria and germs will accumulate.That can lead to maceration—a breakdown of the skin that can lead to chronic itching and secondary infection, according to a leading scientician who refused to leave his name. But there is more, chafing south of the border. “Maceration is not any fun,” Heraldson conceded
**Swamp Chafe for Everyone**
Non golfers can also have issues with butt sweat if it is not managed properly. Named this ‘swamp-chafe’ because of the place on an individual’s body it occurs (the human butt) and the hot weather that is part of the summer activity equation. Wet, heavy fabric bunches up down below and rubs sensitive skin raw or just off. “It ‘taint funny,” said Heraldson. “It is painful and a difficult spot on which to apply medication.” As far as getting any help with the application of topical pain relievers and/or germ killers, Heraldson described that as a really hard ask. “Even my wife won’t agree to help apply ointment down there and she’s a straight up freak.”
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### [Watch the Olympics Live Online Without Cable: Here Are Your Streaming Options](https://swampbutt.com/olympics/)
**Published:** January 24, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Ways to watch the Olympics without cable.
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/bobsleigh-olympics.jpg.webp)*The two man bobsled at the winter Olympics.*# Watch the Olympics Live Online Without Cable
## Here Are Your Streaming Options for the Winter Olympics
The Tokyo Summer Olympics are over but the Beijing Winter Olympic games are just around the corner! Olympic coverage will air on multiple channels including NBC, The Olympic Channel, and USA. All of these channels are available online as live streams. Read on to learn everything you need to know to enjoy the Olympics without cable! In a hurry? All of these services provide excellent coverage of the Olympics — and a lot more: FuboTV: get all the Olympic live channels you need and 100+ others with their base plan.
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Check them out with a free 7-day trial. Hulu + Live TV: stream the Olympics live with every channel plus their unparalleled on-demand library.
Try Hulu for 7 days free.
Sling TV: a great choice for those on a budget, the Blue plan with Sports Extra is only $46/mo. See if it’s right for you with a 3-day free trial.
What you need to know: Olympics dates: Feb 4th, 2022 – Feb 20th, 2022 Where it airs: NBC, USA, and The Olympic Channel Best streaming services: FuboTV, Hulu + Live TV Free Olympics stream: Some highlights on Peacock TV What’s happening: Event Schedule (time difference info).
Top Streaming Services for the Olympics All the major streaming services can provide full access to the upcoming Olympic games — some with their base plans and others with add-ons like Sling TV. One feature that is very important to people who don’t want to miss a minute of the Olympics is a DVR.
Normally, many events are happening at the same time so being able to record one event or show while watching another is critical. Another good feature for people with family or roommates is the availability to stream on multiple screens at the same time. All the services provide at least 2-3 screens but you can usually pay extra to get more.
The services below provide all the channels you need to watch the Beijing Games. (Fubo and Hulu do so with their base plans, DIRECTV STREAM with their Ultimate Plan, and Sling TV with its Blue Plan with the Sports Extra add-on.) So which service you choose will depend upon everything else in the plans and your price point. We’ve provided links to our reviews for each of them.
Service Price Channels DVR Screens Trial FuboTV $64.99 100+ 250 hrs 3 7-day Hulu + Live TV $69.99 85+ 50 hrs 2 7-day Sling TV $46.00 50+ 50 hrs 3 3-day DIRECTV STREAM $94.99 130+ 20 hrs 20 None† † DIRECTV STREAM provides a 14-day money-back guarantee. 2022 Beijing Olympics on FuboTV For $64.99/mo, FuboTV includes more than 100 channels with every package. This includes everything you need to watch the Olympics without cable. They provide local NBC affiliates pretty much everywhere as well as The Olympic Channel and USA with their basic (Startup) plan. FuboTV gives all new subscribers a free one-week trial. Since this is a contract-free service, you’ll be able to cancel during the trial if this isn’t the right service for you. This will ensure you’re not charged for anything. If you wait to cancel until after the trial ends, you’ll be charged for at least the first month, depending on when you cancel.
2022 Beijing Olympics on FuboTV For $64.99/mo, FuboTV includes more than 100 channels with every package. This includes everything you need to watch the Olympics without cable. They provide local NBC affiliates pretty much everywhere as well as The Olympic Channel and USA with their basic (Startup) plan. FuboTV gives all new subscribers a free one-week trial. Since this is a contract-free service, you’ll be able to cancel during the trial if this isn’t the right service for you. This will ensure you’re not charged for anything. If you wait to cancel until after the trial ends, you’ll be charged for at least the first month, depending on when you cancel. Our FuboTV review can tell you more.
Beijing Olympics on Hulu + Live TV Hulu with Live TV starts you off with over 85 channels for $69.99/mo. This collection includes the channels where the Olympics will be airing: The Olympic Channel, USA, and your local NBC affiliate (in virtually all areas). On top of that, Hulu + Live TV offers complete access to all Hulu on-demand content including Hulu Originals. And if that isn’t enough, you get Disney+ and ESPN+. It is a contract-free service, which means you don’t have any commitments. You can cancel whenever you want. You can try Hulu + Live TV free for 7-days. Our Hulu + Live TV review has full details.
Beijing Olympics on Sling TV Sling TV is probably the best low-cost streaming services. For just $35/mo, Sling Blue provides access to 40+ streaming channels including USA. They also offer local NCA affiliates, but their coverage is not nearly as good as for Hulu, Fubo, and DIRECTV, so make sure you are covered before signing up. This alone will provide you with very good access to The Olympics. By including the Sports Extra add-on (for a total of $46/mo), you can get it all! It adds The Olympic Channel plus 10+ other channels including MLB Network, NBA TV, and NFL RedZone. So for $46/mo, you will have complete Olympics coverage. For all the details on Sling TV, see our review.
Beijing Olympics on DIRECTV STREAM DIRECTV STREAM (formerly AT&T TV) offers roughly 75+ channels for $69.99/mo with many options for greater coverage. Their base plan includes USA with the local NBC affiliate in almost all areas. To get The Olympics Channel, you will need to upgrade to their Ultimate Plan for $94.99/mo, which comes with 130+ channels including 8 feeds from Starz Encore. For interesting, you also get access to the best selection of regional sports networks (RSNs) in the industry. These are the channels you need if you want to watch all the games from your local MLB, NBA, NHL, and MLS teams. Check out our DIRECTV STREAM review to learn more.
More Ways to Watch the 2022 Beijing Olympics Without Cable Olympics coverage airs on multiple channels. The streaming services above make this easy to do. There are more options than what we’ve already discussed. It may take a bit of planning to see your favorite events, but you can do it.. Watch 2022 Beijing Olympics Over-the-Air The most important events of the Winter Games will air on your local NBC affiliate. You can watch this absolutely free if you have a digital antenna — assuming you live relatively close to a local station. Having a digital antenna is a good thing for cord-cutters. They provide you with greater options for your viewing experience. Check out these articles for more information on getting set up: HDTV Without Cable Indoor or Outdoor TV Antenna? Connecting Multiple TVs to an Antenna. If you are going to use an antenna, you should check out Sling TV. It offers a special deal. Pay for three months upfront and they will give you an HD antenna and AirTV 2 unit for just $44 (it would normally be $150 or more). This will allow you to watch all your antenna channels along with your streaming channels in Sling’s excellent app. Even if you don’t subscribe to Sling, its app is a good choice to access your OTA channels.
This will allow you to watch all your antenna channels along with your streaming channels in Sling’s excellent app. Even if you don’t subscribe to Sling, its app is a good choice to access your OTA channels.
Peacock TV NBCUniversal has promised to stream all their Olympic coverage via Peacock TV. This will only be available via their paid plans but the cost is relatively low: $4.99/mo for ads-based content and $9.99/mo for ad-free streaming. We assume they will also offer free Olympic content. During the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, they aired four live shows each day: Tokyo LIVE, Tokyo Gold, On Her Turf at the Olympics, and Tokyo Tonight. They will probably offer similar shows for the Beijing Games. We will let you know when they are announced.
YouTube TV For $64.99/mo, YouTube TV offers a plan similar to Hulu + Live TV but without ESPN+ and Disney+. It provides access to NBC in most areas, USA, and The Olympic Channel. See our YouTube TV review for more information. How to Watch 2022 Beijing Olympics on Major Streaming Devices To fully enjoy the coming Olympic games, you want to view them in high definition. So it’s critical that the service you pick supports your devices. There’s good news about this. These days, the major streaming services provide excellent support for streaming devices. If it was purchased over the past couple of years from Amazon or a big box store, it’s almost certainly supported.
All the services we discussed above provide support for the following devices: Amazon Fire TV Apple TV Chromecast Mobile Devices (Android, iOS) Roku Samsung smart TVs. There are some notable additions. All the providers except DIRECTV STREAM provide support for Android TV (Google TV), LG smart TVs, and Xbox gaming systems. Hulu and Fubo support VIZIO smart TVs. Fubo supports Hisense smart TVs. Hulu supports the PlayStation and Nintendo Switch gaming systems. Sling TV supports the Oculus VR device. And DIRECTV STREAM provides its own set-top boxes.
2022 Beijing Olympics in 4K FuboTV streams over 130 events each year in 4K. They support most of the 4K versions of the devices listed above. They streamed many events at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games in 4K and we assume they will do so for the upcoming 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics. We will provide a complete list of 4K events as soon as it is available.
When Is the Start Date For the 2022 Beijing Olympics? The COVID-19 pandemic messed up the usual Olympics schedule. The Summer Games ran from July 23rd through Aug 8th, 2021. The Winter Games start on Feb 4th. Moving forward, the Olympic games will continue on as before with the next Summer games in 2024 and the next Winter Games in 2026. Summer Olympics 2021 Location: Tokyo, Japan Opening ceremony: Jul 23, 2021 Closing ceremony: Aug 8, 2021 Events: 339 Winter Olympics 2022 Location: Beijing, China Opening ceremony: Feby 4, 2022 Closing ceremony: Feb 20, 2022 Events: 109 Summer Olympics 2024: Jul 26 – Aug 11 in Paris, France Winter Olympics 2026: Feb 6 – Feb 22 in Milan-Cortina d’Ampezzo, Italy Summer Olympics 2028: Jul 21 – Aug 6 in Los Angeles, USA.
The games span 17 days. The most popular Summer games are gymnastics, swimming, track, soccer, and basketball. But less-prominent games like volleyball, wrestling, and table tennis can be extremely exciting. The Winter games feature less than a third as many events but they are very popular. That’s especially true of figure skating, ice hockey, and alpine (downhill) skiing. Other events worth checking out include snowboarding, freestyle skiing, and bobsleighing. But the oft-maligned curling is usually a lot of fun to watch.
The Winter Olympics does not feature as many events as the Summer Games. However, they are just as varied and perhaps even more confusing for the casual viewer. Here’s an overview of what you will be seeing at this year’s games. Alpine Skiing Biathlon Bobsleigh Cross-Country Curling Figure Skating Freestyle Skiing Ice Hockey Luge Nordic Combined Short Track Speed Skating Skeleton Ski Jumping Snowboard Speed Skating. Alpine Skiing Alpine skiing is a popular participatory sport with tens of millions taking part in this activity at ski resorts and elsewhere.
Despite its popularity and iconic status, it was not in the first few Olympics, appearing only since 1936. However, it does not simply consist of one event for men and one for women as numerous alpine skiing disciplines are scheduled every Olympics.
There are five kinds of events: Downhill: The first speed event it features wide turns with gates far apart. Super-G: Similar to Downhill but it is shorter and has more turns. Giant Slalom: A technical event, which features many more turns and is Slalom:
The second technical event, it is the shortest with extremely tight turns featuring less than a second in time between gates Super Combined: The first half is a short speed race followed by a slalom. For the 2022 Games, there are men’s and women’s events for each of these.
There is also a coed team event wrapping up the slate. As a result, 11 sets of medals are awarded in this sport. Biathlon Biathlon features a combination of cross-country skiing and rifle shooting. It got its start as a military patrol competition at the inaugural Winter Games in 1924. That initial format also involved ski mountaineering, which will be added to the Olympics in 2026 as a separate sport.
Bobsleigh Bobsleigh is a sport that features two or four men or one or two women pushing and riding in a bobsled down a track specially designed for doing so. In 2022, the length of the track used has been set at 1,615 meters or 5,300 feet. Cross-Country Cross-country skiing is what many view as the sport at the Winter Olympics that most measures athletes’ endurance. It is also, along with biathlon, one of the two most popular sports in Norway. That country has by far the most Olympic medals in this sport.
The longest event for men is 50 kilometers (30 miles) while the longest for women is 30 kilometers (20 miles).
Curling Curling is a cerebral, strategic sport in which teams get as many stones to as close to the middle of the house as possible through 10 ends of play in men’s and women’s matchups and eight ends in mixed doubles contests. The sport has a long history, having been invented, many historians believe, in Scotland in the 1500s. The British curling team has historically consisted solely of Scottish players. Three curling events are scheduled: men’s, women’s, and mixed doubles. Each of those competitions consists of a round-robin schedule being completed before four sides apiece move on to the semifinals and the gold and bronze medal games.
Figure Skating Figure skating is, for many, the premier event at the Winter Olympics. Those who win gold medals in this event often become amongst the most known Olympians in history. Examples include Katarina Witt, Kristi Yamaguchi, and Scott Hamilton. This is also one of two sports that entered the Olympics prior to the inaugural Winter Games, initially being contested in London in 1908. (Men’s ice hockey is the other.) The four figure-skating disciplines at the Olympics are men’s, women’s, pairs, and ice dance. A team event, incorporating eight elements (short and free portions of the four events), is also held. The team event opens the figure skating competition. Additionally, a non-competitive exhibition gala closes the schedule.
Freestyle Skiing Freestyle skiing is generally an artistic competition in that judges fully or partially determine the results in most of the disciplines. Men and women take part in the following events: Aerial: What most people think of when they hear “freestyle skiing” where skiers are propelled nearly straight into their air where perform various twists and flips. Big Air: Similar to Aerial but with a less-sloped ramp. Beijing is the first time this has been an Olympic sports. Halfpipe: Competitors ski back and forth down a half-pipe. This should be familiar to competitive skateboarding fans. Moguls: Race down a moguled (bumpy) course. Ski Cross: A timed race on challenging terrain including Big Air elements. It is the only freestyle skiing event that does not involve judges. Slopestyle: Effectively a skiing obstacle course but one where competitors try to artistic merit rather than speed.
Ice Hockey A popular Winter Olympics sport is ice hockey. This is particularly true when NHL players participate. But the event garners significant interest regardless. In fact, this sport was a part of the Olympics prior to the first Winter Olympics being held as it was contested at the 1920 Games. Canada took the gold that year in Antwerp, Belgium. Twelve men’s and 10 women’s squads take part in 2022 with nine countries sponsoring teams in both of those genders: Canada, China, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, Russia, Sweden, Switzerland, and the United States. All men’s teams and eight of the women’s sides advance to the playoffs.
Luge Luge features one or two men or women taking a sled down a track that has been designed for this activity. In most cases, the same track is used for bobsleigh, luge, and skeleton competitions. This is the case at the 2022 Games. The Yanqing National Sliding Centre in Beijing will host those three sports. Nordic Combined The Winter Olympics has a few competitions that combine events. As its name suggests, Nordic Combined is one. It features ski jumping with cross-country skiing. This is also a men’s-only discipline. Its two individual events involve a 10-kilometer (6-mile) race; one adds on a normal hill while the other incorporates a large hill. A team event on a large hill with a relay race is also held.
Short Track Speed Skating Short Track Speed Skating is one of the more exciting Olympic sports due to its speed and drama, which sometimes involves last-moment craziness. One example was Australian Steven Bradbury claiming the 1,000-meter event at the 2002 Games when the four ahead of him crashed into each other at the end and fell. Men and women take part in 500-, 1,000-, and 1,500-meter races while men compete in a 5,000-meter relay, women in a 3,000-meter relay, and men and women combine for a 2,000-meter mixed relay.
Skeleton The skeleton competitions involve men and women competing individually on a small sled, somewhat smaller than a luge sled and significantly smaller than a bobsled. It was held sporadically at the Olympics, in 1928 and 1948, before enjoying a permanent stay on the program from 2002 on.
Ski Jumping Ski jumping is one of the more fascinating sports at the Winter Olympics for many as skiers attempt to be skyward for as long as possible before finally landing on the slope. However, that is not the only measurement taken into account as judges there analyze the jumpers’ style and technique. There are men’s, women’s, and mixed normal hill competitions and men’s large hill events.
Snowboard Snowboarding was added to the Winter Olympics in 1998 with giant slalom and halfpipe events for both men and women. In 2022, snowboarders have been slated to participate in big air, halfpipe, slopestyle, parallel giant slalom, and snowboard cross, the same as was on the program in 2018.
Speed Skating Speed skating is similar to track competitions at the Summer Olympics. Events range from relatively short distances (eg, 500 meters) to ones that take more than 12 minutes to complete (eg, 10,000 meters). Men and women compete in 500-, 1,000-, 1,500-, and 5,000-meter races while men are the ones who race 10,000-meter distances. Conversely, women are the only ones to go 3,000 meters. Men’s and women’s mass start and team pursuit competitions are held as well. Wrapping Up You won’t have any problems watching the Olympics online without cable. You’ll be able to stream on most devices. You can even use a digital antenna for the events airing on NBC.
It should be easy enough to find a service that offers all of the channels you need to watch the Olympics without cable, so you can watch everything all in one spot! Make sure to let us know if you have any questions about how to watch the Olympics online without cable!
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/womens-giant-slalom.jpg)Winter Olympics womens-giant-slalom
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** olympics, stream, winter
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### [Sweat-analyzing smartwatch could warn wearers of elevated stress](https://swampbutt.com/sweat-analyzing-smartwatch/)
**Published:** February 11, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Smarter smart watches sense sweat and sends signals.
**Content:**
# Sweat-analyzing smartwatch could warn wearers of elevated stress.
## Sweat-analyzing Smartwatch measures sweat and elevated stress of wearers as they often go together.
### It’s important for people with conditions such as depression and anxiety to know when they’re becoming stressed, so they can initiate coping strategies. An experimental new smartwatch could someday warn them, by detecting a stress hormone in their sweat.
When someone becomes stressed, their body produces a hormone known as cortisol – the greater the level of stress, the higher the concentration of cortisol in their bloodstream. And while those concentrations can be measured by analyzing blood samples, doing so obviously isn’t an effective way of continuously monitoring stress in real time.
Fortunately, cortisol concentrations in the sweat correspond to those in the bloodstream. That’s where the prototype smartwatch comes in – it’s currently being developed at UCLA, by teams led by Prof. Anne Andrews and Assoc. Prof. Sam Emaminejad.
On the underside of the device is a thin adhesive film, which utilizes microfluidic channels to draw in tiny amounts of sweat from the wearer’s skin. That sweat is carried through to a sensor that contains engineered strands of DNA, called aptamers.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/90.webp)*Sweat-analyzing smartwatch could warn wearers of elevated stress. The prototype smartwatch measures cortisol concentrations in the wearer’s sweat, which mirror those in their bloodstream. Yichao Zhao and Zhaoqing Wang/UCLA*Each cortisol molecule in the sweat attaches itself to an aptamer, “like a key fits a lock.” The aptamer changes shape as a result, altering the electrical fields on the surface of an adjacent transistor. A microprocessor analyzes the fluctuations of those fields, using them to determine the wearer’s current cortisol levels. Those levels are displayed on an LCD screen on the top surface of the watch.
Because every person produces different amounts of cortisol, the watch would initially have to be calibrated to each user, establishing a baseline for their default cortisol levels. Once that baseline was set, the device could warn them when they were becoming dangerously stressed. It could additionally track their cortisol levels over time, to see when and how often they were experiencing elevated stress.
“I anticipate that the ability to monitor variations in cortisol closely across time will be very instructive for people with psychiatric disorders,” said Andrews. “They may be able to see something coming or monitor changes in their own personal patterns.”
A paper on the study – which is *not* related to a [somewhat similar project](https://newatlas.com/wearables/first-sweat-sensor-stress-cortisol-circadian-rhythm/?itm_source=newatlas&itm_medium=article-body) at Switzerland’s EPFL research institute – was recently published in the journal *[Science Advances](https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.abk0967)*.
SwampButt Underwear cannot measure anything on a smart watch but it can help reduce the amount of visible sweat on pants, seats, sofas, couches, barstools, or anywhere the sweaty among us are seated. Visible sweat is not socially acceptable in western culture. People who sweat more than others will face ostracism from their peers, neighbors and families. SwampButt Underwear is not a cure but it will cause sweat to evaporate faster than with traditional cotton underwear.
With a blend of spandex and lycra, SwampButt Underwear™ is the perfect underwear for runners, cyclists, exercise enthusiasts and anyone who has a backside. SwampButt Underwear performance undergarments are made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers. The traditional brief style is a blend of cotton and lycra. Both styles fit snuggly, there will never be any droop associated with our garments.
How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield. When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rain water across a drive way or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster.
The same thing happens with our garment. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture. Our performance undergarments are made from lycra and polyester fibers.
Source: [UCLA](https://cnsi.ucla.edu/project/february-7-2022-sweating-the-small-stuff-smartwatch-developed-at-ucla-measures-key-stress-hormone/)
Published by New Atlas
By [Ben Coxworth](https://newatlas.com/author/ben-coxworth/)
February 10, 2022
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** smart-watch, stress, Sweat, sweating
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### [8 Reasons Why You Get Awful Zits On Your Butt and How to Get Rid of Them](https://swampbutt.com/zits-on-your-butt/)
**Published:** April 23, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Why you get such awful zits.
**Content:**
*Why do men get butt zits. Why is this man itching his butthole when the article is about zits?*# **Why You Get Awful Zits On Your Butt and How to Get Rid of Them**
## **Zits are probably your fault…**
Zits on the butt. While they are not immediately visible, like that pimple in the middle of your forehead looking like a third eye, they are problematic. Painful, prone to infection, and difficult to pop, the reason you get them may not be your fault. But it probably is.
Butt acne is caused by excess skin oil or when glands go overdrive and get infected. If it is an inflamed raised bump, it is most likely cystic acne. And sorry to wreck your fun, but whether you think you have folliculitis or butt acne, no popping. (We’ll discuss the best solutions later.)
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/external-content.duckduckgo.jpg)*Butt acne or zits are caused by heat, friction and inattention too hygiene.*1. **What causes butt acne? Underwear that’s too big.**
Ill-fitting underwear, scooted around on all day and exacerbated by sedentary lifestyles, leads to friction and irritation. Anything that causes friction can cause irritation and that may result in folliculitis.
“Underwear that does not fit, especially if it’s too big, certainly irritates me,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and guy who always overshares, Nick Heraldson. “For shorts that are too big, try pulling them up over the outside of your pants. With any luck, your shirt tail will cover it.”
**2. What causes butt acne? Underwear that’s too small.**
Remembering that friction that leads to irritation may clog hair pores, tight pants can do the same thing. Tight fitting underwear will all but factory seal sweat, dirt, and oil deep into your butt skin, smushing it all down into pores with no escape. “It’s a combination that is bad enough by itself but remember what else is going on down at the exit,” Heraldson said.
“The result is a stew of germs and filth that can lead to infections, disease, bad smells, and a limited social life,” Heraldson said. “Acne just might be the best outcome here, and that is bad.” Some people sweat a lot for no good reason or a medical one. Here is an article on [Hexels Hyperhydrosis](https://swampbutt.com/hexsels-hyperhidrosis/).
**3. What causes butt acne? Sweaty underwear, gym clothes.**
After completing a workout, mowing the lawn, or sitting in the bleachers all afternoon, you might consider just air drying on the way home. Bad idea. If possible, shower and change into clean clothes. “It’s also a bad idea for anyone to change their underwear in public and believe me, inside the car counts as out in public. At least that’s what the judge told me, Heraldson remembered. So shower at the gym and change underwear. Or do the same when you get home. Just not in the car.
**4. Prolonged sitting period**
For a population that excels at not moving, this is no surprise. “Think about the heat and pressure at the center of the earth,” Heraldson mused. “Instead of the inside of planet earth, imagine the same thing on your butt, all that heat and pressure leads to volcanoes or in this instance, big ass zits.”
**5. How do I prevent butt acne?**
Shower regularly, especially after a workout or whatever causes your regular butt to be a swamp butt. And put on clean clothes. “I’m not sure why anyone would put dirty clothes on a clean body, Heraldson wondered. “That’s like taking an un-shower.”
**6. Do not wear underwear you already wore**
Hard to believe that in the 21st century that Americans need reminding, but Heraldson identified a possible reason. “Americans are too lazy to get up and change the channel on their television,” he said. “If the prospect of zits the size of jelly beans on their backsides does not motivate a change of underwear, nothing will.”
**7. Wear clothing with breathable fabrics**
Lycra spandex that fits snuggly will allow sweat to evaporate more quickly than with traditional underwear. A pair of traditional boxer shorts will soak up and hold moisture and make the wearer feel like his diaper needs changing. SwampButt Underwear is made from lycra/spandex for faster evaporation.
**8. How do I know if it’s butt acne?**
What difference does it make? Not much of one. If you have red bumps on your backside, they may be caused by ingrown hairs or as medical types refer to it, folliculitis, aka clogged hair follicles. So, this is not technically acne, but whether technical or not, these are still a zit or zits. Here is another source if information for readers: [Butt Acne Treatment Causes](https://www.healthgrades.com/right-care/acne/butt-acne).
**About SwampButt Underwear**
**SwampButt Made in the USA Brand Underwear performance undergarments are** made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers. How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield.
When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rainwater across a driveway or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster. The same thing happens with SwampButt Underwear. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture. Our performance undergarments are made from lycra and polyester fibers.
**Want to get the best underwear for that sweaty backside? Go here: **
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Butt Acne, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating, Zits
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### [Is Dad A Big Sweaty Mess? It's Good Because SwampButt Underwear™ Can Help](https://swampbutt.com/is-dad-a-big-sweaty-mess/)
**Published:** May 29, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Is dad a big sweaty mess?
**Content:**
## *For Dad’s Day 2022 Take Our Quiz….*
# **Is Dad A Big Sweaty Mess? It’s Good Because SwampButt Underwear™ Can Help**
Father’s Day is June 19, 2022, and the search for just the right gift can be a challenge. What can you get the man who helped raise you? How many neckties can he receive? And how come no one wears neckties anymore?
Is Dad a big sweaty mess? SwampButt Underwear can help.If your dad is a big sweaty mess that needs a shower, or a towel to sit on, and all he did was walk from the car to the front door, you can help. Sweating and visible butt sweat is embarrassing. We know from experience and hear about it every day. Not sure? Don’t believe us? Then take this simple test to find out.
**Just** **How Sweaty Is Your Dad?**
To know if SwampButt Underwear is the right gift this Father’s Day, take this quiz.
Determine how bad is dad’s butt sweat?
1. Does the slightest exertion (like tying his own shoelaces) make him damp(er)?
2. Does he routinely need to sit on one of those puppy ‘pee’ training pads?
3. Should or does he already carry a towel to sit on everywhere he goes?
4. Does he remain standing in public places even when ample seating is available?
5. Has your father ruined any upholstery or leather in the last 12 months?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, the man your mom assures you is your father, needs SwampButt Underwear.
**Beyond Embarrassing**
Sweating and visible sweat is not just embarrassing, it is humiliating. Men have over 2 million sweat glands and that is a lot of glands and loads of sweat. “We know more than we care to about men and how they sweat,” said diplomatic corp wash out and SwampButt Underwear’s corporate spokesman Nick Heraldson. “But we don’t know how many sweat glands women have and we don’t care because we only sell underwear to men, not to women. So tough luck sister, you girls are on your own.”
**Is Dad Anxious? Help The Man!**
Anxiety is a big contributor that can lead to excess sweating. Men and fathers have plenty to be anxious about in the 21st century. Children can help the old man out. “Non-medical professionals, and people we don’t really know very well all say ‘try to be helpful for a change,” Heraldson ranted. “Worrying about anxiety that causes sweating can lead to more sweating that can lead to more anxiety that can lead to even more sweating.” stated Heraldson. “I’m not saying that men like this could potentially drown in a puddle of their own sweat, but I’m not also not *not* saying it’s not possible. That is not what I am saying, not at all.”
To see what we wrote about Father’s Day in the past, go to:
*[Is SwampButt Underwear a stupid gift to give dad on Father’s Day?](https://swampbutt.com/is-swampbutt-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day/)*
To learn more about the history of Father’s Day, please click here: [History And Celebration Ideas.](https://www.farmersalmanac.com/when-fathers-day)
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Made in the USA Brand Underwear performance are made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers. How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield. It is the same principle of surface area related to the amount of moisture that is present. More surface provides a bigger area for water to disperse.
When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rainwater across a driveway or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster. The same thing happens with SwampButt Underwear. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture.
SwampButt Underwear(tm) is trademarked in the U.S. and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
CAPTION: Instead of poking fun at his visible distress, or just poking him with a stick, help your poor father out with SwampButt Underwear this Father’s Day.
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**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** dad, father's day, Hexsel's Hyperhidrosis, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [College Football Is Great Except For All the Complaining](https://swampbutt.com/college-football-is-great-except-for-all-the-complaining/)
**Published:** October 24, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** College Football Is Great Except For All the Complaining
**Content:**
If complainers ever had a mascot this is her, Debbie Downer. College football needs SwampButt Underwear, not negative musings.***How To Manage Manic Negative Musings …***
**College Football Fans Sites A Draw For Frequent Complainers, Trolls, And Malcontents**
College Football is great except for all the complaining. Sports help bring people together and no sport can do it like college football. A year after lockdowns, fear of the unknown, fan free venues, abbreviated schedules, and Alabama, returning to campus for 60 minutes of football was the reprieve we all wanted.
Competition, bands, cheerleaders, mascots, tv timeouts and access to alcoholic beverages were a balm to soothe the soul of graduates, students and tee-shirt fans gathered and united in their collective disdain for the other schools’ graduates, students, and tee-shirt fans. But then something happened to an infinitesimal percentage of the population. The trolls found their voice and people who would listen.
**Trolls Transformed**
Trolls were transformed, and legitimized. Like a perverted ugly duckling that, instead of a swan, evolved into an even uglier, bigger attention starved duck-troll-hybrid. ‘It’s not a coincidence that sites like ‘Message Board Geniuses,’ ‘Twitter,’ or ‘Outkick’ found a firm footing planted on up the backsides of people who had access to the Internet and way more time than brains,” said social commentator and professor of irony, Dr. Jennifer Hyphen-Dash. “Most of their complaints are about slight annoyances or minor inconveniences taken to a level usually reserved for hostage-rescue situations. I mean, lighten-up Francis.”
Asked if the irony she was commenting on an article that complained about complainers, Hyphen-Dash responded, “not at all, I teach this kind of nonsense.”
**I know we won but….**
These are actual complaints taken from college football message boards and social media sites.
- There was no cheese on my nachos,
- Not enough ice in my drink and the ice was not cold enough,
- I had to wait in line for concessions and missed part of the game,
- I know we won, but I did not like that the game was so close,
- The restrooms were really smelly and are not air conditioned,
- I know we won, but I did not like what the coach did or did not do,
- I know we won, but I did not like what the quarterback did or did not do,
- (After a brand-new stadium is built for tens of millions) I miss our old stadium,
- The stadium sponsors should change the name of their enterprise to something else that doesn’t have letters of a rival school (referring to TDECU stadium where Houston plays against East Carolina University or ECU every four years),
- Tailgates should not be commercial or involve sponsors who are only there to promote something for money,
- There was nowhere for my wife to breast feed,
- There were not enough vegan items on the menu,
- I know we won, but we should have won by more than we did,
- I know we won but our schedule is so weak. How come we don’t play Notre Dame or Alabama?
- I know we won, but it was a bad win,
- I know we won the \_\_th game in a row, but we should scrap this offense,
- They build a new stadium but the water gets inside, they don’t have a rooftop either,
- If they would’ve had a rooftop and give us rain ponchos, I’m pretty sure people would’ve stayed,
- My 8-year-old goes to bed between 8pm- 9pm and wasn’t having a good time at the stadium so we left,
- I like to watch us beat top ranked opponents.
**But Why?**
According to the Internet, chronic complainers often seem to have negative feelings about themselves and complaining about their circumstances or other people makes them feel more important. “Complainers want attention,” Hyphen-Dash said. “Sure, they could put their energy to use for a more constructive outcome that would serve to benefit others instead of just whining. But that’s a lot of work.”
**Obsessive Complaining Disorder**
[Obsessive-complaining disorder (OCD](https://iscucc.org/obsessive-complaining-disorder/)) is one which is characterized by an endless dwelling on the negative. People with OCD may not be aware of how their protests, criticisms, grumbling or nit picking can affect the attitudes and enthusiasm levels of those around them. “I thought OCD was Obsessive Compulsive Disorder,” Hyphen-Dash said. “Man is this confusing.”
**What To Do**
There are several alternatives available. “One is to stop reading message boards,” Hyphen-Dash suggested. “The other is to do what people have done on the Internet for centuries and that is to resist the urge to respond. Don’t feed the trolls.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
At [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/shop/), we love sports, and we love college sports and football most of all. SwampButt Underwear is a company that makes and sells a product that helps solve a real problem, and that challenge is excessive sweating from the waist down. Men’s Performance Made In The USA SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
- Form fitting with natural coverage
- Wicks away moisture for improved wearability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
- Great strength and resilience
- Signature logo on waistband
- Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, SwampButt Underwear
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### [Thanksgiving & SwampButt Underwear’s 6 Ways To Manage A Socially Awkward Occasion](https://swampbutt.com/manage-socially-awkward-thanksgiving/)
**Published:** November 20, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Thanksgiving & SwampButt Underwear’s 6 Ways To Manage A Socially Awkward Occasion
**Content:**
# **SwampButt Underwear’s 6 Ways To Manage A Socially Awkward Thanksgiving**
## **Advice for Thanksgiving 2021 as f**ew know more about socially awkward situations than men who sweat a lot from their backside.
This experience brings wisdom worth sharing. From visible butt sweat on pants to leaving a nice wet butt-print on furniture, there are few faux paus that get offenders removed from the guest list faster than the salty signature of a wet butt print.
Learn from us this Thanksgiving. “We blazed this socially uncomfortable trail already, so you don’t have to,” said SwampButt Underwear’s corporate
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/thanksgiving-1200x630-cropped.jpg)T*hanksgiving 2021: 6 ways to overcome difficult situations this Thursday.*spokesman and master of deceit, Nick Heraldson. “These are tried and true strategies and tactics for navigating the holidays with the family.
1. **Don’t worry about all those embarrassing things from your past.** The people who have known you the longest and know you best have already catalogued every mistake and misstep you ever made and will never forget a single one or miss the opportunity to remind you about it/them. This makes trying to make things up to someone or somehow make them seem ‘better’ a waste of time. Torturing you with your past is something that will never get old for your family, so just roll with it.
2. **Don’t beat yourself up about your tendency to draw the worst possible conclusions**. People come to conclusions of any sort based on personal experiences. It’s no wonder then that you expect the worst. The worst is generally what happens, so act like you’ve been there before. Because you have.
3. **Are all families like this at Thanksgiving?** Yes. No matter the part of the country, race, religion, education, country of origin, dog lover or cat lover, yes. So, show up early. That way you can leave early.
4. **What do I talk to my family about?** People love talking about themselves, so in difficult social situations ask questions about the lives of those you only see once a year, unless there’s a pandemic. The more personal the better. Start conversations with that seldom seen relative with openers like ‘how’s the custody battle coming’ or ‘I learned a formula for ‘*how young is too young*’ from a divorce lawyer once.’ Another favorite, ‘is your kid out of rehab yet.’ Studies show that in cases where people do talk about themselves do the following 1) while the other person blah blah blahs about whatever, you can daydream about the things you’d rather be doing or places you’d rather be, which is time well spent or, 2) you’ll find that conversations like these are shorter and less likely to be repeated. Ever.
5. **Learn a foreign language.** Sure, other languages are handy when traveling to the places where that language is spoken (Canadian is not a language). But when approached by someone you know you are related to but can’t remember their name, pretend that you do not speak any English. It’s far easier to pretend to be part of the domestic staff when feigning ignorance of the accepted local language.
6. **Help the host feel less anxious.** Help with service, wash a dish, taste test the food and say ‘it’s delicious’ regardless of how awful it looks/tastes/smells. Beside, serving is a good way to avoid conversations. ‘Sorry I can’t talk right now, we are plating the moose bouche.’ Helping the host to set up and clean up can make you feel a lot less anxious too. Busying yourself with helpful tasks that shift your focus to others can help to mitigate anxiety, this according to [a study published](https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2015-07/s-dgd070115.php) in *Springer Nature*.
7. **Be a source of comfort.** For example, reassure your family host as often if possible. Volunteer encouragement with tidbits like, ‘I bet no one notices that you never lost the Covid-19 pounds. After all you never lost the baby weight, and that kid is in graduate school.’ They will love you even more.
**Thanksgiving With The Family Does Not Have To Suck**
Holidays are difficult for everyone; even normal people often dread them. “The only thing I have in common with my family members is that I’m related to them,” said Heraldson. “Having this sweaty butt condition is no help.” For better or worse, the only thing we usually have is each other. It’s best to try and find something positive about the food, the location, or the lack of self-awareness in others. Bringing up events from the past at Thanksgiving is no use to anyone. What’s done is done. Focus on the day and your company. There are plenty with no family who would swap places in a heartbeat. “We had an employee once who was always complaining about her parents,” Heraldson mused. “I asked her if she knew any orphans.”
If things get testy this Thursday, find the family dog and make friends with him/her. The dog will be glad to meet you and will not tell you about how wrong your views on birth control are, that your political opinions are idiotic or LeBraun is better than Jordon, etc. “Dogs can’t talk,” Heraldson said.
**For Flop Sweat Or Any Other Type**
For the man who has everything including a sweaty backside, please buy [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/shop/). It is made here in the USA from fabric that wicks away sweat for faster drying and controls odor or we call it ‘stank butt.’ SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it, so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Awkward, socially awkward, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Thanksgiving
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### [Free Christmas Shipping from SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/free-christmas-shipping-from-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** November 29, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Free Shipping through Christmas from SwampButt Underwear
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/iu-5.jpeg)*All shipping for SwampButt Underwear is free for the entire Christmas 2021.*# Free Christmas Shipping from SwampButt Underwear
## Through Christmas SwampButt Underwear will not charge (free) for shipping.
### Designed to wick sweat away from skin for fast evaporation SwampButt Underwear is one of the most enduring brands of men’s underwear that is available on line only.
Not available in stores, this scientifically designed garment not only provides faster drying for men who sweat more than the average person, the fibers contain silver ‘chelants’ that capture and eradicate the bad odors that accompany a sweaty backside. “We describe bad odors associated with a sweaty backside as just stank,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and economy of words master Nick Heraldson. “It is not necessary to know what a chelant is and mining underwear for silver is a waste of time because I tried it and it doesn’t work.
Having a sweaty butt is probably the least sexy condition of all. A sweaty butt is not just annoying and embarrassing, but it can also cause rashes and odor. If you discover skin irritations after a bout of sweaty butt, the excess moisture may be at fault. Take the necessary steps to reduce moisture around the affected area.
The reasons why may be partially related to the density of sweat glands and the endocrine glands in those specific locations. Worse yet, a constantly sweaty crack can cause a domino effect of anal issues, and yes, that’s as bad as it sounds. Sweat trapped between the butt cheeks allows for an overgrowth of bacteria and yeast, which can eventually lead to a bad case of what dermatologists call *pruritus ani*, or intense anal itching. Eek!
A friend’s excessive ass-piration can leave more than salty stains on pants; it can lead to a lot of embarrassment. He might even experience social anxiety, preventing him from doing things he’d otherwise enjoy.
Another nasty side effect: potentially developing skin conditions like fungal infections, itch around their groin area or skin in their butt area getting inflamed due to moisture, friction and/or lack of air circulation (medically called [**intertrigo**](https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1087691-overview)). Having chronic moisture, especially in the buttocks or groin area, probably predisposes men to other skin conditions as well. Excessive sweating can cause severe problems that requires a dermatologist’s attention, whether it’s for no apparent reason or due to an underlying [**medical condition**](https://www.mayoclinic.org/symptoms/excessive-sweating/basics/causes/sym-20050780) that’s actually causing the sweating.
Not an insignificant percentage of men experience such excessive sweating that it’s visible to other people and causes emotional stress, and those are the folks who might seek out treatment.
Prescription aluminum chloride is a salt solution used as an antiperspirant all the time, but can cause a rash. It’s a tough area to use prescription antiperspirants; some try it and the problem is it can be a little too irritating. Wear moisture-wicking fabrics and let sweat evaporate. There’s a lot of frictional heat caused by your butt cheeks rubbing together.
Science isn’t exactly sure *why* that is, but there’s certainly not much ventilation, and there’s a lot of frictional heat caused by your butt cheeks rubbing together. It doesn’t help that the sweat glands located in the perineal area, known as apocrine glands, also produce a thicker (and stinkier) perspiration.
Did we mention that shipping was free? Well it is. At least through Christmas of 2021.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
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**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Christmas, free shipping, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear
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### [According to SwampButt Underwear Beards are Gross, It’s Time to Shave Yours Off](https://swampbutt.com/beards-are-gross/)
**Published:** January 16, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Beards are Gross,shave,off,sweat,spit
**Content:**
# ***According to SwampButt Underwear* Beards are Gross, It’s Time to Shave Yours Off**
## As beards are gross, what if there was a way to make a bold personal statement about fashion, independence, virility and at the same time capture and transport disease bearing microbes, samples of meals previously consumed, fecal matter and lice?
### Male facial hair or just gross beards, as fashion reappeared around 2010.
Not just for hobos or Civil War re-enactors, beards sprouted up and out everywhere. What were the reasons for these fuzzy facial additions? Warmth was a reason to grow and keep a beard before the invention of scarves and hats. In some cultures, present and past, beards were a sign of strength, hunting skill, dominance, and virility. In other cultures, religious beliefs drove growth.
Regardless of culture, personal beliefs, or fashion there is one fact true about all beards and it is this, they are gross. Beards trap viruses, germs, and what you ate yesterday. Beards are known to have more biological negatives than dog fur.
**Symbols of Masculinity and Filth**
Beards are fashionable because they have symbolic value for masculinity, maturity, strength, and wisdom. Those symbols are reasons men grow them. But there are more, and better reasons related to personal hygiene and possibly health to shave them off or just not grow them.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/external-content.duckduckgo-5.jpg)Drummer in the iconic rock band ZZ Top Frank Beard, right, does not have a beard that is gross or any beard at all.Beards are gross, nasty, vile, germ-infested virus traps. “In the age of epidemics, pandemics, compulsive hand washing and airborne terribleness, a beard is among the last things to voluntarily grow,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and general fussbudget, Nick Heraldson.
“Can’t remember what you had for lunch three days ago? Check that beard. Along with days old lunch it’s the home of sweat, spit and uh, poo.”
That’s right. Beards host and are home of fecal matter. “For mask wearing beard people, you may not be inhaling your neighbors expelled sneeze droplets, but you are getting a snoot full of poop, possibly not your own,” Heraldson exclaimed. The beard’s connection to health (bad health) is not new. Americans forgetting about it is. An outbreak of Tuberculosis (TB)
**Tuberculosis**
TB was a scourge of humankind from the start. According to the PBS show on this subject and website, “Victims suffered from hacking, bloody coughs, debilitating pain in their lungs, and fatigue.” Then they died.
**Heritage of Bad Beliefs, then Science**
At one time, men believed that beards helped protect them from disease. Earlier in history men also believed in witchcraft, good luck charms and that the earth was flat. All of these were wrong. The earth is round, good luck charms have a spotty track record at best and witchcraft exists in early American history, books, movies and Stevie Nicks. Beards make the wearer resemble Zeus or Thor, but are where yuckiness and evil are born like Karl Marx or Bin Laden.
**Just Science**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/800px-robertkoch.jpg)Dr. Robert Koch discovered the tuberculosis bacterium and ironically was photographed with a beard.In the late 19th and early 20th century germ theory and study affirmed how tuberculosis or TB was spread. Scientists who pioneered the field of germs were no less than Louis Pasteur and Robert Koch. Koch discovered the tuberculosis bacterium and ironically was photographed with a beard.
To fight TB, higher standards of cleanliness and personal hygiene were adopted. TB is rare in the 21st century, but in the early 19th killed a significant percentage of the population.
**Better Science**
More contemporary research affirms earlier findings (that’s how science is supposed to work). Dr Sunil Chopra of the [London Dermatology Centre](http://www.the-dermatology-centre.co.uk/) gives little credence to other scientists’ claims that beards bring health benefits, insisting there is actually more chance of infection with a beard than a clean-shaven face.
‘Facial hair is more likely to trap bacteria and food – the increased risk to hygiene is why British surgeons are advised to cover their beards when operating.’
Dr Bram Brons of [HealthExpress.co.uk](http://www.healthexpress.co.uk/) says neglected fuzz can lead to more
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/800px-tb_poster.jpg)‘Keep your nasty spit drops out of the air ‘is the message from this TB prevention poster.than just a tangled mess.”One of the biggest disadvantages is pubic lice, also known as crabs, that can live in beards,” he says. “If you don’t care for your beard, it will begin to smell in a similar way to a sweaty and unwashed armpit. The smell can be a sign that bacteria are living in the beard, and they could eventually cause a number of ailments.”
**Why Beards are Popular**
Male facial hair is sprouting up and out everywhere. The reasons for these fuzzy facial additions are many. In northern, cold weather climates men grew beards to keep their faces warm.
But global warming makes cold weather a less than plausible explanation for the recent whisker outcroppings. In some cultures, present and past, beards were a sign of strength, hunting skill, dominance, and virility. In other cultures, religious beliefs drove growth.
In some other cultures beards signaled a lack of hygiene, education, or trouble with living indoors.
Regardless of culture, personal beliefs, or fashion there is one fact true about all beards and it is this, they are gross. Beards trap viruses, germs, and what you ate yesterday. Beards are known to have more biological negatives than dog fur.
SwampButt Underwear(TM) is a real company that manufactures a real product that helps keep the backsides of men who over sweat below the belt line dryer. They may be good for covering coughs and sneezes, we do not know at this writing. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the U.S. and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please use with permission only.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** beards, hygiene, spit, Sweat
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### [The Race For The Turnover-Turnover Is On! College Footballs’ Latest Post Season Award Announces Early Standings](https://swampbutt.com/the-race-for-the-turnover-turnover-is-on-college-footballs-latest-post-season-award-announces-early-standings/)
**Published:** October 12, 2020
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Race For The Turnover-Turnover Is On!
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Editied-Turnover-4.jpg)The race for the college football turnover turnover award heats up.# **The Race For The Turnover-Turnover Is On!**
## **College Footballs’ Latest Post Season Award Announces Early Standings.**
### The turnover turnover race is for an award no team in college should want.
The SwampButt Underwear college football award for the most turnovers, known as the [‘Turnover-Turnover’](https://swampbutt.com/new-post-season-award-for-college-football-swampbutt-underwear-introduces-the-turnover-turnover-award/) has an early leader after the games played for the weekend of October 10, 2020. The team with the most turnovers in a single game last week was [Houston](https://swampbutt.com/store/wear-mens-swampbutt-underwear/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa-brand-are-larger-for-the-girth-of-the-american-man/swampbutt-underwear-in-most-college-and-university-colors/houston/) with five against Tulane. There were other teams with five total turnovers, but [Houston](https://swampbutt.com/store/wear-mens-swampbutt-underwear/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa-brand-are-larger-for-the-girth-of-the-american-man/swampbutt-underwear-in-most-college-and-university-colors/houston/) was the only team to have achieved this in a single game. Four of the turnovers were in the first half, three of which were in the first quarter and led to twenty-one Tulane points.
**Generous Winners**
Remarkably with all those giveaways, [Houston](https://swampbutt.com/store/wear-mens-swampbutt-underwear/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa-brand-are-larger-for-the-girth-of-the-american-man/swampbutt-underwear-in-most-college-and-university-colors/houston/) won its game against Tulane 49-31. “We were not sure if the victory over Tulane was because the Green Wave isn’t very good, or Houston is just a slow starting team,” said corporate spokesman and enthusiastic trick-or-treater Nick Heraldson. “We decided it was both.” Tulane had played three games prior to the meeting with Houston where the Cougars played the latest season opener in the school’s history. Games against Washington State, Rice, Memphis, North Texas, and Baylor were all cancelled or postponed until later in the season. At this writing the game against Memphis is the only one rescheduled for this season on December 5, 2020 in Memphis.
**Just Hang On College Footballs’ Latest Post Season Award Announces Early Standings**
There are plenty of drills in football for learning ball security. One that has not been tried is to put a handle on the ball so that it can be held like a briefcase or suitcase. “In a pinch, a handle made from duct tape will do,” Heraldson said. “Of course, ‘stick-um’ is no longer legal so we can’t recommend that,” Heraldson said while winking the whole time. College Footballs’ Latest Post Season Award Announces Early Standings.
Houston will need to figure out how to hang on to the ball and soon as they face fourteenth ranked BYU on Friday, October 16, 2020 at their home stadium located on the campus of the University of Houston. “The blue cougars will not give the ball away and can play defense better than Tulane did,” Heraldson speculated. “If the red cougars can hang on to the ball, they have a chance, but not otherwise.”
**College Footballs’ Latest Post Season Award Announces Early Standings**
**Other Schools In The Hunt**
Schools other than Houston also have five turnovers so far, but all have played more than a single game. They are listed below in no particular order.
**Team Games Played Turnovers Lost**
Houston 1 5
UTSA 5 5
Texas Tech 4 5
SMU 4 5
South Alabama 3 5
Pitt 5 5
Memphis 2 5
Western Kentucky 4 5
West Virginia 3 5
Kentucky 3 5
Iowa State 4 5
Source is the NCAA:
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a company that makes and sells a product that helps solve a real problem. Men’s Performance Made In The USA [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
- Form fitting with natural coverage
- Wicks away moisture for improved wear-ability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
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- Signature logo on waistband
- Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. Swampbutt Underwear’s 2020 College Coaches on the Hot Seat. **College Footballs’ Latest Post Season Award Announces Early Standings.**
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** award, College Football, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, turnover
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### [SwampButt Underwear’s ‘Off and On’ Guide to Intermittent Fasting](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-off-and-on-guide-to-intermittent-fasting/)
**Published:** December 29, 2020
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Can't decide? Then try SwampButt Underwear’s ‘Off and On’ Guide to Intermittent Fasting.
**Content:**
# ***For those who cannot decide…***
# **SwampButt Underwear’s ‘Off and On’ Guide to Intermittent Fasting**
## SwampButt Underwear’s ‘Off and On’ Guide to Intermittent Fasting!
Even at the end of the worst year in at least a generation, Americans will peel themselves off the recliner long enough to scribble a few resolutions for the New Year. Losing weight is the most often resolved and most likely to be broken every year since anyone paid attention to such a thing. The year 2021 will be no different. No different unless some ‘get thin quick’ scheme emerges. The makers of SwampButt Underwear have a possible solution that costs no money, requires no long-standing commitment, memberships, weigh ins, steps of any number or self-discipline; it is called the SwampButt Underwear’s ‘Off and On’ Guide to Intermittent Fasting and can be seen here: [SwampButt Underwear Guide to Intermittent Fasting.](https://swampbutt.com/start-2021-with-swampbutt-underwear-half-off/)
Here is how intermittent fasting works:
- Go without eating.
- Eat
- Go without eating.
- Eat
**It’s A Great Plan**
If the period without food is too much, just eat, then go without eating. “We like this plan for a lot of reasons,” said cardiac patient and SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “It’s flexible and not hard because there is no structured accountability. You are only accountable to yourself and that’s the same as no accountability at all which is awesome.”
**Fasting and Eating**
Intermittent fasting, especially the SwampButt Underwear’s ‘Off and On’ Guide to Intermittent Fasting, is a period of time where the ‘dieter’ goes without eating and then eats. “I was actually eating a piece of cake while I wrote my resolution to lose weight in 2021,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and Walmart scooter passenger Nick Heraldson. “But when I finished writing that resolution the cake was gone and I thought that would be the perfect time to start my fast, and it worked.”
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/unnamed.jpg)I*ntermittent fasting is the latest diet frenzy because it’s easy and cheap.***The Discipline To Not Do Something**
Heraldson found that intentionally not eating was more challenging than he imagined. It was the first experience where he required the will to *not* do something. “Going to the gym, preparing a salad or jogging all need the resolve to stand up and find my shoes,” Heraldson said. “But with the fasting approach, most importantly the SwampButt Underwear’s ‘Off and On’ Guide to Intermittent Fasting, I literally don’t have to do anything, until I get hungry.”
**Lame Product Tie In**
At the end of such a crumby twelve months, and at the start of another, the makers of [SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com) want to give everyone a break. “We are ending 2020 and starting 2021 with our traditional boxer brief underwear half off,” Heraldson said. When reminded they were still doing phrasing he said, “at a discount greater than 50%.”
Get [Two Pairs of Traditional SwampButt Boxer Briefs](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/mens-boxer-underwear/ "SwampButt Underwear’s ‘Off and On’ Guide to Intermittent Fasting") for $20.20. Normally priced at $18.99 each, this is a saving of $17.88! With 91% cotton and 9% Lycra, it is a combination of traditional fit and comfort combined with moisture wicking and evaporation.
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Our country and the rest of the world were and are suffering through the first global pandemic in 100 years. Illness, isolation, economic ruin, and social upheaval will define the most contentious year in the U.S. since 1968. Sports championships and competitions of all description have an asterisk after them. Whoever heard of virtual 5K and 10K runs?
There is not anything to be done about those things, but there is one thing we can all control and that is the [comfort we experience when wearing these SwampButt Underwear boxer briefs](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-debuts-briefs-with-comfort-and-wicking/). Made with cotton and lycra spandex, they combine the comfort of cotton with the sweat wicking capability of lycra spandex. These usually come at $18.99 each. A nearly 50% savings! End this awful year and sweaty, uncomfortable backsides at once with [SwampButt Underwear Traditional Boxer Briefs](https://swampbutt.com/store/wear-mens-swampbutt-underwear/mens-swampbutt-underwear-briefs/swampbutt-traditional-brief-style-underwear/).
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** fasting, intermitent fasting, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat
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### [Citations for Visible Butt Sweat Issued to Violators](https://swampbutt.com/citations-for-visible-butt-sweat-issued-to-violators/)
**Published:** May 16, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Citations for Visible Butt Sweat Issued to Violators
**Content:**
# *Citations for Visible Butt Sweat Issued to Violators.*
## [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) now has a citation available for issue to those who really need it most, those who are not aware of how yucky they look with a soaking wet butt. It’s the modern equivalent of a bottle of Scope mouthwash on a desk or in a mailbox, except it’s for soaking wet ass and done virtually.
### Why Do We Need This?
Visitors to the [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Facebook page often tag their friends, relatives, coworkers, neighbors and others whom they believe would benefit from SwampButt Underwear. Now the process is formalized with art, forms to fill out, and other stuff to make it seem real by giving the offending person a ‘ticket’ for their Swamp Butt. The electronic file is a more demonstrable way to get through to even the dullest among us and tell them in no uncertain terms; you’ve got swamp butt. It is a jpeg file that need only be copied and posted, printed or even mailed through the postal system to the offender.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/iu-1.png)While not against the law it was not uncommon for violators to receive a citation for their visible butt sweat.Posted on the company’s web site and other social media, those with boggy bottoms need not simply slog through life, carrying their off-putting wetness behind them; because now there is hope. With the ticket for wetness issued, it is possible for these soaking sweat-hogs to leave footprints in the sands of time and not a drippy trail.
When it comes to butt sweat, there are a few things you should avoid doing at all costs.
### Wear your leather hot pants
Your pants are just as important as your underwear when it comes to butt sweat. Avoid wearing non-breathable pants made from leather or synthetic fabrics, such as polyester. Even if you’re wearing breathable undies, thick, unbreathable pants can make it hard for sweat to evaporate.
### Apply deodorant to your butt
Tons of people use deodorant to combat armpit sweat, so you might be tempted to try it between your cheeks. But deodorant usually contains heavy fragrance to help combat the smell produced by apocrine glands under your arms. The chemicals in these fragrances can irritate the delicate skin of your derrière, leading to more discomfort.
### Wait to take off wet swimsuit bottoms
Butt sweat tends to be a bigger problem in warmer weather. This also happens to be the time of year when you’re most likely to be swimming. When you combine butt sweat with soggy swimsuit bottoms, you have a perfect recipe for a fungal infection or uncomfortable rash.
When to see a doctor
Everyone sweats. But for some people, excessive sweating may be a sign of an underlying condition. This type of sweating is known as [hyperhidrosis](https://www.healthline.com/health/hyperhidrosis). It doesn’t always have a clear cause, and some experts think there might be a genetic component.
In other cases, butt sweat can lead to a skin infection or rash requiring treatment.
### Underlying conditions
Certain medical conditions can also cause hyperhidrosis, including:
- [thyroid problems](https://www.healthline.com/health/common-thyroid-disorders)
- [diabetes](https://www.healthline.com/health/diabetes)
- [hot flashes](https://www.healthline.com/health/menopause/hot-flash-causes) caused by [menopause](https://www.healthline.com/health/menopause/)
- infections
- nervous system disorders
- certain [types of cancer](https://www.healthline.com/health/cancer)
But if one of these conditions is causing your sweating, you’ll likely notice some other symptoms as well.
Follow up with a doctor if you notice any of the following:
- sweating and [unexplained weight loss](https://www.healthline.com/health/unexplained-weight-loss)
- sweating that occurs mostly while you sleep ([night sweats](https://www.healthline.com/symptom/night-sweats))
- sweating that is accompanied by chest pain or pressure
- sweating that occurs with a fever, shortness of breath, fast heart rate, and chest pain
- persistent, unexplained sweating
### Skin infections
Excessive sweating can also cause [skin maceration](https://www.healthline.com/health/macerated-skin), which increases your risk of developing an infection.
Tell your doctor if you notice any signs of a skin infection, such as:
- redness
- warmth
- swelling
- pain
The (sweaty) bottom line
Butt sweat happens to everyone, but making a few tweaks to your daily routine can help you keep it under control. Focus on keeping the area as cool and dry as possible, and give your bum a chance to air out whenever you can.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Awkward, Citation, golf, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat
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### [Sweat and exercise: why we should stop worrying about how much we’re sweating](https://swampbutt.com/sweat-and-exercise-why-we-should-stop-worrying-about-how-much-were-sweating/)
**Published:** October 5, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweat and exercise: why we should stop worrying about how much we’re sweating
**Content:**
# Sweat and Exercise
## Sweat and exercise: why we should stop worrying about how much we’re sweatingwhy we should stop worrying about how much we’re sweatingg
POSTED BY [CHLOE GRAY](https://www.stylist.co.uk/author/chloe-gray) FOR [WORKOUTS](https://www.stylist.co.uk/fitness-health/workouts)
### Think you’re sweating too much or too little while you train?.
### A doctor explains why it probably doesn’t matter…
*SwampButt Underwear probably cannot help with burnout but we can offer a dryer tush with our specially engineered SwampButt Made In The USA Underwear.*This morning, as I finished up my [workout](https://www.stylist.co.uk/tag/workout), I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. With scraped back hair, [leggings](https://www.stylist.co.uk/fitness-health/best-high-waisted-gym-leggings-women-workout-gear/313538) and a crop top on, I definitely looked like someone who was [heading to the gym](https://www.stylist.co.uk/fitness-health/burnout-new-normal-balance-gym-work-social-life/416033). But if you stole a quick glance my way you might think my workout had only just begun.
Yes, I was a bit red, was [breathing noticeably heavier](https://www.stylist.co.uk/fitness-health/post-workout-recovery-breathing-excercises/414502) than normal, and (TMI incoming) I did *smell* like I had been in the gym. But my face, neck and clothes were all pretty dry.
Get this under control. Visit the [SwamButt Underwear Shop](https://swampbutt.com/shop/) to get a pair today.
In a conversation with *Stylist*’s executive digital editor Fliss Thistlethwaite, I told her that sometimes my workouts don’t end with me dripping my own bodily fluids over the gym floor. She told me she was a sweater, and that I must simply be more fit than she. But here’s the thing: I often feel guilty for not looking like a drowned rat when I walk out of the gym, as though I haven’t [trained hard enough](https://www.stylist.co.uk/fitness-health/workouts/muscle-recovery-exercise-workout-weight-lifting-strength-training/418754).
“I’m a red in the face, sweaty upper lip kinda girl,” Fliss said to me. “I used to be mortified by sweat, wearing [vests](https://www.stylist.co.uk/fitness-health/best-running-tops-vests-women/402261) so I didn’t get telltale damp armpits in the gym. Now I don’t care who sees my sweaty pits or when I have to use the edge of my T-shirt to wipe away the beads on my upper lip.”
While I’d like to think that we have largely [dismissed the idea that women don’t, or shouldn’t, sweat](https://www.stylist.co.uk/life/sweat-excessive-sweating-summer-hot-weather-commute-best-deodorants-tried-tested/274977), it is interesting is that sweating is still a loaded bodily action – especially from women. So, I set out to find out what sweat really means for us and our workouts.
### **WHY DO WE SWEAT?**
First, we need to understand what sweat actually is. “The body functions best within an optimal temperature range, and sweating is the body’s way of maintaining that,” explains [Dr Folusha Oluwajana](https://www.instagram.com/fitdocfolu/), sport and exercise expert and personal trainer. “Our sweat glands are stimulated when our internal or external temperature increases. During exercise we generate heat, which increases our body temperature. We sweat to cool ourselves down so that we can exercise for longer.”
So, of course, [training in 30°C sunshine will bring on more sweat](https://www.stylist.co.uk/fitness-health/exercising-running-in-hot-weather-heatwave-tips/400807), whereas working out in an air-conditioned gym will be less sweaty. But why are some people able to complete an entire training session without breaking a sweat, while others are damp from their warm up?
“A large part of that is genetics. What’s normal for one person it’s different for another,” says Dr Oluwajana. She also explains that our body size and muscle mass can also impact sweat quantity, as more mass will generate more energy and heat. Outside of the gym, hormonal conditions, spicy foods, caffeine and alcohol can increase how much we perspire, too. “Something more commonly experienced by everyone is that anxiety, excitement and stress can induce sweating, too.”
### **IS SWEATING A SIGN OF A GOOD WORKOUT?**
The answer is both yes and no. While exercise should increase your body temperature and make you sweat, it’s not a very reliable measure, says Dr Oluwajana, “particularly as your environment is going to have a huge impact on how much you sweat.”
It also depends what you actually want from your workouts, too. For example, my training session this morning was a strength focused upper body day. When I ask Dr Oluwajana if it matters that I wasn’t getting sweaty during that, she explained that while “lifting heavy weights does require energy, strength and muscular contraction, it might not generate as much heat because you’re not burning huge amounts of energy to generate the force it takes to get the weight off the floor.”
That doesn’t mean it was bad, she says. It simply means that I had focused my training around something other than raising my internal body temperature – building muscle. Similarly, if the goal of your workout is to get more flexible, sweat is probably not something you should focus on.
“We should all be doing exercise that raises our heart rate and gets us feeling warm. But rather than looking at how much you sweat, it’s probably best to look at things like your [heart rate](https://www.stylist.co.uk/fitness-health/best-fitness-trackers-watches-step-count-heart-rate-monitor-fitness-health/412158) and breathing rate, because that is more objective measure of intensity,” adds Dr Oluwajana. So, rather than labelling your workouts good and bad for the way they appear on the outside, consider whether they are helping you reach your goals and improve your fitness levels.
### **HOW MUCH SWEAT IS NORMAL?**
There is no real way to determine this, says Dr Oluwajana. It’s all dependent on you, but if you find how much or how little you sweat is affecting yourself going about your daily business (for example, needing to change clothes multiple times a day) or you are feeling self-conscious about it, it’s best to see a doctor.
For Fliss, accepting her sweat is about being practical: “Does it impact my work out? Yes, but only in that I know I need to carry liquid chalk for grip if I’m lifting heavy weights, and that if I sit down to stretch I’ll definitely leave a nice Fliss-print on the floor when I stand up (which, yes, I laugh at before dutifully wiping down). Getting sweaty in the gym is part and parcel of my work out, so I’ve had to learn to embrace it.”
For myself, it’s simply about understanding that I might want to add some more high-intensity movements into my training to really get my body temperature firing. As someone who does find sweat quite motivating, and likes the feeling of being defeated at the end of a workout, a few rounds on the ski-erg or throwing in some burpees is an easy enough way to do so. But, equally, I’m more than happy to leave the gym with my legs like jelly from heavy squats, but a body dry enough that no one would know.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** exercise, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, worry
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### [SwampButt Underwear’s 2020 College Coaches on the Hot Seat](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-2020-college-coaches-on-the-hot-seat/)
**Published:** September 20, 2020
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear’s 2020 College Coaches on the Hot Seat
**Content:**
# **SwampButt Underwear’s 2020 College Coaches on the Hot Seat**
## Swampbutt Underwear’s 2020 College Coaches on the Hot Seat, for week 2.
September 18, 2020 — With every college and university in the nation taking the Coronavirus/Covid-19 pandemic seriously (except Memphis) the makers of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) introduce the 2020 College Football Coaches on the Hot Seat.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Bottom-CTA-Swamp-Butt-White-Logo-Overlay.png)SwampButt Underwear College Coaches on the Hot Seat Week Two 2020.The [B1G](https://bigten.org/) reconsidered not playing and rethought their original reluctance. Presidents of the [B1G](https://bigten.org/) universities held a revote and reversed their previous decision and will begin the football season just in time for the first snow to cover and freeze everything. The [Big 12](https://big12sports.com/index.aspx?path=football) would also like to revote but for different reasons. So, it should be no surprise that there is a four-way tie for the hottest backsides in coaching.
[Les Miles (Kansas](https://kuathletics.com/coach/les-miles/)): Miles’ Jayhawks got the bird from Coastal Carolina Chanticleers in a 38-23 loss at home. “The chanticleer is a kind of rooster, so the ‘giving Kansas the bird’ analogy totally works,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and frequent complainer Nick Heraldson. “The 15-point loss was not as close as that. Kansas was never in this game.”
[Matt Campbell (Iowa State):](https://cyclones.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/matt-campbell/1562) Coming off a season tied for third in the Big 12 and a preseason top 25 ranking, the cyclones were quickly downgraded from big blowing hurricane to tropically depressed losing to Louisiana-Lafayettte 31-14. At the Big 12 media call Campbell told listeners what was on his mind. “I think this is so unique. It’s a situation for us that there’s no panic because I think we have played our preparation for the long haul. And I think the reality of preparing our football team, getting the experience of playing a game, where are we?” “Ya think,” Heraldson asked?
[Kris Klieman (Kansas State)](https://www.kstatesports.com/staff-directory/chris-klieman/291) Arkansas State beating K-State was not how anyone saw the season starting, especially the players and coaches at Arkansas State. Coach Klieman offered his thoughts to the Wichita Eagle; “I think having a game the week before probably helped them, as well. It doesn’t matter. We need to make plays. The plays I think we should make and the guys think we should make, we weren’t able to make.” Knowing what he thought was a real consideration when it came to an embarrassing reversal like the one on Saturday,” Heraldson reflected.
[Matt Wells (Texas Tech](https://texastech.com/staff-directory/matt-wells/2766)) The Raiders win over Houston Baptist University might as well have been a loss. Following the team’s 35-33 escape Coach Wells told the media in his postgame interview, “right where we want to be, 1-0.” Remarking on the extraordinary lack of self-awareness Heraldson opined, “Wells lack of insight is world class,” Heraldson declared. “I bet we see him on this list several more times.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
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- Form fitting with natural coverage
- Wicks away moisture for improved wear-ability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
- Great strength and resilience
- Signature logo on waistband
- Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. Swampbutt Underwear’s 2020 College Coaches on the Hot Seat.
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**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Coaches, college, Hot Seat, SwampButt Underwear’s 2020 College Coaches on the Hot Seat
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### [SwampButt Underwear Coaches’ On The Hot Seat September 21, 2020 Coach Mike Gundy Sits Atop the SwampButt Underwear College Coaches’ Hot Seat this Week](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-coaches-on-the-hot-seat-september-21-2020/)
**Published:** September 20, 2020
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Coaches’ On The Hot Seat September 21, 2020 Coach Mike Gundy Sits Atop the SwampButt Underwear College Coaches’ Hot Seat this Week
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/iu-4.jpeg)A contrite Coach Mike Gundy apologizes for “pain and discomfort” he caused his players and others due to a T-shirt he was photographed wearing and vowed positive changes for his football program. Coach Mike Gundy sits atop the SwampButt Underwear College Coaches’ Hot Seat this week.# *SwampButt Underwear Coaches’ On The Hot Seat*
## *What other coaches could it possibly be…*
**SwampButt Underwear Coaches’ On The Hot Seat September 21, 2020**
September 21, 2020 – Coach Mike Gundy sits atop the[ SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com) College Coaches’ Hot Seat this week. Saturday’s contests found one constant in a year where the only thing constant is the lack of consistency. That one thing is this; the [Big 12](https://longhornswire.usatoday.com/2020/09/19/big-12-struggles-continue-with-oklahoma-state-against-tulsa/) is terrible. The conference named for 12 with 10 members and only 2 that matter, proved their ineptitude is league wide for a second straight week. Playing at home, with their third quarterback of the day, true freshman Shane Illingworth, [Oklahoma State](https://swampbutt.com/store/wear-mens-swampbutt-underwear/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa-brand-are-larger-for-the-girth-of-the-american-man/swampbutt-underwear-in-most-college-and-university-colors/oklahoma-state/) rallied in the fourth quarter to squeak past Tulsa 16-7.
So, Coach Mike Gundy sits atop the SwampButt Underwear College Coaches’ Hot Seat this week.
**The Freshman Team**
A four-star recruit, true freshman Illingworth, completed four of five passes for 74 yards. Freshman Alex Hale made three field goals, from 27, 40 and 29 yards respectively. “We believe that in the case of both Hale and Illingworth that neither has been on campus long enough to unlearn their skills and groove bad habits from practicing wrong, at least not just yet,” SwampButt Underwear spokesman and frequent drive through customer Nick Heraldson speculated. “The upperclassman on the Cowboys side were making Tulsa look like the Green Bay Packers. What other explanation is there?”
**What About Tulane?**
It was a tough call this week at SwampButt Underwear. [Tulane Coach Willy Fritz’s Green Wave](https://swampbutt.com/tag/tulane-green-wave/) team snatched defeat from the jaws of certain victory. The Wave gave up a three-touchdown halftime lead and lost to Navy 24-21. “Practically any other weekend a performance like that gets you the hot seat,” Heraldson said. But when asked what the difference was, especially since [Oklahoma State](https://swampbutt.com/tag/oklahoma-state/) had won, Heraldson said, “we looked at the body of work for each coach. That review turned a close call into a runaway for Coach Gundy. So, congratulations, I guess.”
**T-Shirt Fan Apology**
Coach Gundy had alienated many of his players over the summer when he was photographed wearing a t-shirt associated with a conservative news network. That choice of wardrobe drew the ire of running back Chuba Hubbard among others who publicly lambasted a ‘grown man’ for what he chose to wear. Specifically, Gundy apologized for the “pain and discomfort” he caused his players and others due to a T-shirt he was photographed wearing and vowed positive changes for his football program.
**Tulsa Game Apology?**
Not content with merely annoying the student athletes upon whom he depends, Gundy set his sights on another group with career influence, the fans. “There were OSU fans online who were critical of how Gundy handled the whole t-shirt thing,” Heraldson said. “So, I guess he was all like ‘I’ll show you’ and made what should have been a scrimmage into an actual contest. I guess he showed them.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
We love sports of all type but love [college football](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/) the most. Men’s Performance [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex. Each pair is
- Form fitting with natural coverage
- [Wicks away moisture](https://swampbutt.com/category/moisture-wicking-underwear/) for improved wear-ability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
- Great strength and resilience
- Signature logo on waistband
- Machine wash and dry
[SwampButt Underwear™](https://swampbutt.com/the-walking-dead-character-who-needed-swampbutt-underwear/) is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
CAPTION: A contrite Coach [Mike Gundy](https://swampbutt.com/tag/mike-gundy/) apologizes for “pain and discomfort” he caused his players and others due to a T-shirt he was photographed wearing and vowed positive changes for his football program. Coach Mike Gundy sits atop the SwampButt Underwear College Coaches’ Hot Seat this week.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** 2020 Coach Mike Gundy Sits Atop the SwampButt Underwear College Coaches’ Hot Seat this Week, SwampButt Underwear Coaches’ On The Hot Seat September 21
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### [New Post Season Award for College Football… SwampButt Underwear Introduces the ‘Turnover-Turnover’ Award](https://swampbutt.com/new-post-season-award-for-college-football-swampbutt-underwear-introduces-the-turnover-turnover-award/)
**Published:** October 6, 2020
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** New Post Season Award for College Football… SwampButt Underwear Introduces the ‘Turnover-Turnover’ Award
**Content:**
*New Post Season Award for College Football*…
**SwampButt Underwear Introduces the ‘Turnover-Turnover’ Award.** In an age where everyone gets a trophy, it was time to point out a season’s worth of botch, failure and flop. Introducing the ‘[SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com/) Turnover-Turnover.’ The ‘Turnover-Turnover’ or T2 will go to the team and player who has fumbled, booted, dropped, misplaced, had intercepted or just plain given the ball away to the other team the most times during the course of the shortened college football season. “Most awards honor success,” said [SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com/) spokesman and bitter underachiever Nick Heraldson. “Ours punishes failure.”
**Snowflakes on the Sidelines**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Very-Small-Final-Turnover.png)*The Turnover-Turnover shown here will go to the college football team who gave the ball to the other team more than any other. It is the anti-award in a field crowded with actual awards.*Many college football and sports fans in general are tired of all the awards, post season praise, and now on field celebrations for a takeaway. The ‘Turnover-Turnover’ is the antithesis of all these manufactured revels. “We’ve all seen the ‘turnover chain’ at Miami plus all the other silly awards doled out during the game like so many participation trophies,” Heraldson said. “This to athletes who since they were old enough to wear cleats were told how great and special they were. ” Heraldson went on, “plus, all the commendation, hugs and gold star stickers received for doing just the normal everyday stuff like wearing clothes or using a fork. Time to learn at least one harsh lesson in life of which you were previously deprived.”
**Turnovers are Way Worse the Anyone Thinks**
Turning the ball over in football is among the most consequential acts in any sport. In the realm of the unforced error, its ripples rock the boats of entire institutions and households. “If you as a player are responsible for a turnover, you’ve let down the whole team, the coaches and their families, along with fans, students, faculty and staff,” Heraldson ranted. “Those are people with children to feed. And you put livelihoods at risk because you lost the ball in the sun, the lights, or focus. For shame.”
**Stupid and Stupider**
For anyone who thinks the SwampButt Underwear Introduces the ‘Turnover-Turnover’ Award is silly consider what is already done. Alabama, Colorado State and Ole Miss all use wrestling title belts to celebrate a takeaway. Florida State has a turnover backpack which looks as dumb as it sounds. Boise State has the turnover thrown (like for royalty to sit upon) and no one knows what to call what SMU does. The T2 is not as much an ‘award’ as it is a harsh lesson in pastry form. “The taste of T2 will be bittersweet,” Heraldson advised. “The after taste of failure along with fruit filling.”
**Celebration? Are You Kidding?**
Heraldson and his cohorts at [SwampButt Underwea](http://www.swampbutt.com)r do not believe this recognition is worthy of an event as that is not the point. “It’s not the point,” he lectured. “We will have someone play taps, or something that’s somber the day of the announcement. And hopefully it will be raining.” When asked about sending T2 to the ‘winner’ Heraldson hesitated. “That’s a sticky problem,” Heraldson said. “We could pack it really well and mail it to the winner, but ants always get inside any box of sweets.” When reminded that he worked at a company that specialized in direct mailing merchandise and that this should be something easy to manage, Heraldson looked amused. “Come on man,” he intoned.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) is a real company that makes and sells a problem solving product. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) is located in Lake Jackson, Texas. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. SwampButt Underwear was created to draw sweat away from the skin, and are made here in the USA with 91% polyester and 9% spandex. [SwampButt Underwear™](https://swampbutt.com/the-walking-dead-character-who-needed-swampbutt-underwear/) is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**CAPTION:** The Turnover-Turnover shown here will go to the college football team who gave the ball to the other team more than any other. It is the anti-award in a field crowded with actual awards.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** New Post Season Award for College Football… SwampButt Underwear Introduces the ‘Turnover-Turnover’ Award
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### [Fans In The Stands You Are Going To Get Sweaty](https://swampbutt.com/fans-in-the-stands-you-are-going-to-get-sweaty/)
**Published:** August 27, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Fans In The Stands You Are Going To Get Sweaty
**Content:**
# [Fans In The Stands You Are Going To Get Sweaty](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/).
## College Football is back for the 2018 season.
### And this time it’s personal as in personal hygiene.
Even in the northern parts of the USA, it is still summer on the calendar and according to the thermometer. Fans at the Notre Dame vs. Michigan game will be stuck to the aluminum bleachers like barnacles on a tanker unless they wear underwear made for occasions when the heat is on, for four hours of a football game. SwampButt Underwear™ ([www.swampbutt.com](http://www.swampbutt.com/ "Fans In The Stands You Are Going To Get Sweaty")) is made for hot sweaty days like this one.
“Like all Americans and some Canadians, we’re very excited about the start of college football season,” said [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) spokesperson Nick Heraldson. “But we’re not thrilled about being in the hot sun watching the nickel package get toasted again and again accompanied by the steady drip, drip, drip of butt sweat.” SwampButt Underwear can’t cover slot receivers, call audibles or adjust out of a blitz when a screen pass is called, but it can help your package remain relatively dry. “There are more ways to win than just outscoring your opponent, you know,” Heraldson confided. “And few of us will ‘score’ if their lady friend has to help peel them off that recycled lawn chair of a bleacher seat.”
**Keys to the Game for the Irish**
- “Those College Game Day guys will never believe where I hid my sign.”
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/external-content.duckduckgo-22.jpg)Fans in the stands you are going to get sweaty. Fat man is a fan of football. How’s that for alliteration.
- “Why can’t our special jerseys look like the Houston Astros’ rainbow uniforms.”
- “I can’t wait to throw up on the same exact spot my father and his father before him puked on. I love our traditions.”
- “Man, I just hope Jim Harbaugh keeps his shirt on during the game. That would be hard to un-see.”
- “Yeah, some beer is hydrating.”
**Keys to the Game for the Wolverines**
- “Check out these shoes I just got from one of their guys.”
- “Do you think if I needed to I could take the leprechaun?”
- “Let’s check Brett McMurphy’s Twitter account again.”
- What’s that town here in Michigan that’s got all that Christmas stuff? We can go streaking there!”
**Solid Rational Football Stuff**
According to the research and development department (R&D) at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/), almost everyone has a butt and most people with butts also wear underwear. Whether fans have tickets to the game or plan to watch it on TV at some point this weekend fans will suffer swamp butt. “This is a well-known, scientific fact,” Heraldson said. “It’s science; ask any scientician, they’ll tell you!”
**Who Should Wear SwampButt Underwear?**
The people who wear SwampButt Underwear participate in all types of activities, including
- attending college football games,
- betting on college football games and,
- letting their happiness be impacted by the collective performance of a group of students participating in a college football game.
SwampButt Underwear people are also into: playing and watching golf, tennis, cricket, running, fishing, baseball, football, rugby, basketball, hunting, camping, volleyball, hiking, softball, jai alai, dice, cornhole, poker, bowling, lawn darts, three legged races, Pokemon, horseshoes, pitching washers, jacks, tidily winks, night putting, cow chip tossing, and many other sports and leisure activities. And most of those people sweat a lot – especially around their butts.
“No matter if you are watching or playing sports chances are you’re going to sweat,” said Heraldson. “SwampButt Underwear can help you not embarrass yourself; well at least not embarrass yourself because you have visible butt sweat. We can’t prevent you from being such a jackass during the big game that your fiancée calls off the wedding. But we can help you feel dry while doing it.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
Men’s Performance SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
- Form fitting with natural coverage
- Wicks away moisture for improved wear-ability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
- Great strength and resilience
- Signature logo on waistband
- Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear is specifically formulated to help fight the affliction known as swamp butt. The specially formulated underwear works through the magic of wicking, which is the way moisture travels across a large area of fabric. The further the sweat disperses across the surface the faster it can evaporate, and that comes in pretty handy on a hot day. SwampButt Underwear performance undergarments are made from lycra and polyester fibers and constructed to fit snugly so that sweat evaporates like water on heated skillet. Fans In The Stands You Are Going To Get Sweaty.
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, Fans, Stands, SwampButt, Sweat
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### [Sweating at Texas A&M vs. Northwestern State SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series](https://swampbutt.com/sweating-at-texas-am-vs-northwestern-state-swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series/)
**Published:** August 28, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweating at Texas A&M vs. Northwestern State SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series
**Content:**
# **Sweating at Texas A&M vs. Northwestern State**
*SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series.*
College Football is back for the 2018 season. And this time it’s personal – personal hygiene that is. The Aggies are hosting the Demons at Kyle Field Thursday, Aug. 30. Temperatures are expected to be in the 90’s at kickoff with an astonishing amount of humidity. “Nothing says cow college like a college with lots of cows,” said Nick Heraldson of SwampButt Underwear. “Whether stuck to a metal bench or tractor seat, Aggies who wear underwear will be glad if it’s SwampButt Underwear.” And fans in attendance will be stuck to the metal bleachers like toilet paper on Gucci Loafer unless they wear underwear that can take the heat for the four hours of a football game. SwampButt Underwear™ ([http://www.swampbutt.com](http://www.swampbutt.com/)) is made for hot and sweaty times like this.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Texas-AM-Aggies-College-Station-640x404.jpg)*Sweating at Texas A&M vs. Northwestern State*
*[SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/) – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series at Texas A&M University.* ## **Keys to the Game**
- Pee like a champion, hydrate. Whizz, then check the color of your urine. Share the results on social media. Repeat.
- Every Thursday until the end of the year be someone’s Secret Santa. But don’t call it Secret Santa. That’s only for Christmastime.
- Do a shot for shot remake of Wall of Voodoo’s “Mexican Radio” video. Show your version to only four people.
-
### **What are the Fans Thinking?**
- “Did you get your Alouettes jersey yet?”
- “I haven’t been this confident going into a season opener since A&M played Arkansas State in 2008.”
- “Hey, sit down.”
- “Are they going to yell like this the whole game? Seriously?”
- “Those young men in white, are they nursing students?”
**SwampButt Game Prediction**
Stank with stankage becoming more pronounced during the game with widespread stank ‘til dawn.
**Solid, Rational Football Sidebar Stuff**
“Like all Americans and some Australians, we’re very excited about the start of [college football season,” said SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) spokesperson Nick Heraldson. “But we’re not thrilled about being in the hot sun, watching our favorite team’s nickel package get toasted again and again accompanied by the slow and steady drip, drip, drip of butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear can’t cover slot receivers, call audibles or stop throwing the ball into double coverage, but it can help your package remain relatively dry. Remember, you’re not getting lucky if your lady has to peel you off that recycled lawn chair of a bleacher seat. There are more ways to win than just outscoring your opponent, you know.”
The SwampButt Underwear research and development department recently confirmed that almost everyone has a butt. And a lot of those same people with butts wear underwear. And on hot days those butts sweat.
“Whether you have tickets to the game, plan to watch it on TV or believe the current college athletics industrial complex is unfair, at some point this weekend, you’re going to suffer from swampbutt,” said Heraldson. “It’s a well-known fact. It’s science people!”
SwampButt Underwear is specifically formulated to help fight the grim affliction known as swampbutt. Our specially formulated drawers work through the magic of wicking, which is the way moisture travels across a large area of fabric. The further the sweat disperses across the surface the faster it can evaporate. And that’s pretty handy on a hot day.
**Who Should Wear SwampButt Underwear**
We at SwampButt Underwear don’t know a lot about football, but we do know a lot about sweat. The kind you get sitting in the stands, walking to the stadium or running from the other team’s fans after you point to the scoreboard and yell something about a tryst between their mothers and the mascot. Each activity is going to give you a sweaty backside. And we can help.
The people who wear our underwear participate in all types of activities, including:
- attending college football games
- betting on college football games
- letting their happiness be directly impacted by the collective performance of a group of students participating in a college football game
- golf, tennis, cricket, running, tailgating, fishing, baseball, football, rugby, basketball, hunting, camping, darts, volleyball, Uno, hiking, softball, washers, dice, cornhole, poker and bowling
- many other sports and leisure activities
And most of those people sweat a lot – especially around their butts.
“No matter if you are watching or playing sports you’re going to sweat,” said Heraldson. “SwampButt Underwear can help you not embarrass yourself; well at least not embarrass yourself because you have visible butt sweat. We can’t prevent you from being such a jackass during the big game that your fiancée calls off the wedding. But we can help you feel dry while doing it. ”
**About [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/)**
Men’s Performance SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
- Form fitting with natural coverage
- Wicks away moisture for improved wear-ability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
- Great strength and resilience
- Signature logo on waistband
- Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it, so please do not use it without permission,
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** 2020 Coach Mike Gundy Sits Atop the SwampButt Underwear College Coaches’ Hot Seat this Week, College Football, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat
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### [Sweating at Alabama vs. Louisville SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series](https://swampbutt.com/sweating-at-alabama-vs-louisville/)
**Published:** August 28, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweating at Alabama vs. Louisville SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series
**Content:**
# **Sweating at Alabama vs. Louisville**
## *SwampButt Underwear’s Fans Sweating in the Stands – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series.*
Like a garbage can you tried to throw away, [college football](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/) is back for the 2018 season. And this time it’s personal – personal hygiene that is.
The Crimson Tide are taking on the Cardinals at Camping World Stadium in Orlando Saturday, Sept. 1, 2018. Temperatures are expected to be in the high 80s or 90’s at game time with an astonishing amount of humidity. Fans and even people who like to camp will be stuck to the seats like a rain poncho to a wet tarp-oleum unless they wear underwear that can take the heat for the four hours of a football game. SwampButt Underwear™ ([http://www.swampbutt.com](http://www.swampbutt.com/)) is made for hot and sweaty times like this.
**Keys to the Game**
- Louisville used to sell that Papa John’s pizza. What happened?
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/external-content.duckduckgo-5.jpg)Not sweating when shown here, former Papa John’s spokesman John Schlatter, did not attend the game. [https://www.grubstreet.com/2018/07/papa-johns-removes-john-schnatter-as-spokesperson.html. ](https://www.grubstreet.com/2018/07/papa-johns-removes-john-schnatter-as-spokesperson.html)
- Hydrate, whizz, repeat.
- Share that joke about elephant hunting and how the ‘tusks are loser’ with anyone standing still.
- Consider other parts of your life where the actions of 18-22-year old’s have as much impact on your self-esteem.
- Write the names of every player from your favorite team that you can remember. Then burn the pages and realize all the time you have wasted.
- Watch the 1984 comedy *All of Me*. Think about how in the world Steve Martin wasn’t nominated for an Academy Award.
**What are the Fans Thinking**
- This place called ‘Camping World’ sounds wonderful. I want to go to there.
- “I’ll admit it. Sometimes I miss Coach Fran.”
- “You already told me your joke about the elephant.”
- “That’s funny. My fan fiction stories always feature a tattoo of the Mobile skyline too.”
- “Do you still think he has the motorcycle?”
**SwampButt Game Prediction**
Actual elephants will smell better than the inside of that Elephant mascot suit by half time. Plenty of current and past sweating inside that thing.
**Solid, Rational Football Sidebar Stuff**
“Like all Americans and some Japanese, we’re very excited about the start of college football season,” said [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) spokesperson Nick Heraldson. “But we’re not thrilled about being in the hot sun, watching our favorite team’s nickel package get toasted again and again accompanied by the slow and steady drip, drip, drip of butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear can’t cover slot receivers, call audibles or stop throwing the ball into double coverage, but it can help your package remain relatively dry. Remember, you’re not getting lucky if your lady has to peel you off that recycled lawn chair of a bleacher seat. There are more ways to win than just outscoring your opponent, you know.”
The SwampButt Underwear research and development department recently confirmed that almost everyone has a butt. And a lot of those same people with butts wear underwear. And on hot days those butts sweat.
“Whether you have tickets to the game, plan to watch it on TV or believe the current college athletics industrial complex is unfair, at some point this weekend, you’re going to suffer from swampbutt,” said Heraldson. “It’s a well-known fact. It’s science people!”
SwampButt Underwear is specifically formulated to help fight the grim affliction known as swampbutt. Our specially formulated drawers work through the magic of wicking, which is the way moisture travels across a large area of fabric. The further the sweat disperses across the surface the faster it can evaporate. And that’s pretty handy on a hot day.
**Who Should Wear SwampButt Underwear**
We at [SwampButt Underwear don’t know a lot about football](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/), but we do know a lot about sweating. The kind you get sitting in the stands, walking to the stadium or running from the other team’s fans after you point to the scoreboard and yell something about a tryst between their mothers and the mascot. Each activity is going to give you a sweaty backside. And we can help.
The people who wear our underwear participate in all types of activities, including:
- attending college football games
- betting on college football games
- letting their happiness be directly impacted by the collective performance of a group of students participating in a college football game
- golf, tennis, cricket, running, tailgating, fishing, baseball, football, rugby, basketball, hunting, camping, darts, volleyball, Uno, hiking, softball, washers, dice, cornhole, poker and bowling
- many other sports and leisure activities
And most of those people sweat a lot – especially around their butts.
“No matter if you are watching or playing sports you’re going to sweat,” said Heraldson. “SwampButt Underwear can help you not embarrass yourself; well at least not embarrass yourself because you have visible butt sweat. We can’t prevent you from being such a jackass during the big game that your fiancée calls off the wedding. But we can help you feel dry while doing it. ”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
Men’s Performance SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
- Form fitting with natural coverage
- Wicks away moisture for improved wear-ability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
- Great strength and resilience
- Signature logo on waistband
- Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it, so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, SwampButt, sweating, Sweating at Alabama vs. Louisville SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series
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### [Texas Governor Keeps Bars Closed But Mum On Kissing Football Players](https://swampbutt.com/texas-governor-keeps-bars-closed-but-mum-on-kissing-football-players/)
**Published:** July 1, 2020
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Texas Governor Keeps Bars Closed But Mum On Kissing Football Players
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/9f8e2aad-04e4-4f8d-8dd2-fc273b9ebe98-RBB_Texas_Utah_2712_1.JPG.webp)Texas Governor Keeps Bars Closed But Mum On Kissing Football Players.# Texas Governor Keeps Bars Closed But Mum On Kissing Football Players.
## Texas Governor Greg Abbott ordered bars in the state of Texas closed and has insisted that they remain that way due to a recent spike in Coronavirus/Covid-19 cases that are said to be from people who were in bars.
### To make his message go viral, he enlisted the help of University of Texas Football coach Tom Herman.
Coach Herman produced a public service announcement to re-tell yet again what everyone already knew about the virus; it’s bad, stay back, wear a mask, wipe off your weights, don’t share mouth guards anymore, etc. Missing from the PSA was any mention of kissing and swapping slobber in a bar, or with an entire football team. This because [coach Coach Tom Herman](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) kisses his players. All of them. Before every game. We swear.
With his obvious concern for the well-being and sobriety of Texans, will Governor Abbott also order Coach Herman to stop kissing his players? The people at SwampButt Underwear [http://www.swampbutt.com ](http://www.swampbutt.com)live in Texas, love football, and are concerned with the dryness of everyone, even Tom Herman. To see our college colors please visit: [https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-wicks-and-evaporates-perspitation-faster-than-any-traditionally-made-underwear/. ](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-wicks-and-evaporates-perspitation-faster-than-any-traditionally-made-underwear/.)
**Yes, He Really Does That**
Coach Herman first started smooching the players during his brief stay as head coach at the University of Houston. Both he and his hot lips made a short drive to Austin where Herman now coaches the Longhorns ([New York Times Article on Herman Kissing Players). ](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/16/sports/ncaafootball/houston-cougars-tom-herman-kiss-macho-culture.html) Opinions about the possibility of a ‘don’t kiss the players’ ban were discussed around the state. “Governor Abbott closing the bars was an attempt to cut the legs out from under the further spread of Coronavirus/Covid-19,” said [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) spokesman and malaprop Nick Heraldson.
“Asking or ordering Coach Herman to not kiss his players though could really cripple the spread of the virus so I wouldn’t have to wear mask or drink at home.” Heraldson continued, “plus, it will keep everyone on the team from being thoroughly and completely grossed out every time the coach does this. There are better places for kissing, like inside a bar.”
**Everyone Looks Better**
Not to overstate the obvious, everyone looks way more kissable inside a dark bar after a few drinks are consumed. But what of the public health interest? “I think by closing bars, the governor was also saying that it is less likely someone will call a friend or romantic interest and say, ‘hey let’s have a drink,” said Heraldson. “So in essence the governor has crippled both just kissing in general and kissing in bars.” When asked where sober people will kiss without bars or booze, Heraldson suggested, “parked cars are always good, as long as it is *your car.” Texas Governor Closes Bars But Remains Mum On Kissing Football Players.*
**How SwampButt Underwear Works**
How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield. When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rain water across a drive way or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster.
The same thing happens with our garment. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture. Our performance undergarments are made from lycra and polyester fibers. The brief style from cotton and lycra.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Texas Governor Keeps Bars Closed But Mum On Kissing Football Players
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### [Hexsel's Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As "My Ass Sweats Too Much"](https://swampbutt.com/hexsels-hyperhidrosis/)
**Published:** April 23, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Hexsel's Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As "My Ass Sweats Too Much"
**Content:**
# Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis
## Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis
### Also Known As “My Ass Sweats Too Much”
The condition known as ‘swamp butt’ is an actual medical thing. Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As “My Ass Sweats Too Much” is the actual medical name. Who knew?
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/external-content.duckduckgo-6.jpg)Hexsel’s HyperhidrosisAs odd as it may seem, there’s actually a medical condition that causes excessive perspiration at your derriere. It’s gluteal hyperhidrosis, also known as inguinal of Hexsel’s hyperhidrosis. This disorder is focal. Hexsel’s hyperhidrosis causes profuse sweating in the general area of the crotch. It is sometimes associated with excessive perspiration at other areas of the body, but sometimes the massive sweating only occurs at the crotch. There can be so much sweating that it looks like someone wet their pants, but the dampness is caused by perspiration, not by urine.
Hexsel’s hyperhidrosis usually starts in adolescence, before the age of 25. It doesn’t go away on its own. It often gets worse throughout life. Sometimes the sweating only occurs at the gluteal fold (the butt crack), and sometimes it also includes the area between the anus and the genitals. This sweat is “watery” rather than stinky. In medical terms, the intense sweating characteristic of this condition is generated by eccrine glands, the kind of sweat glands over most of the body, rather than apocrine glands, the kind of glands at the armpits and near the external reproductive organs. It tends not to grow as many bacteria as underarm sweat, although wearing tight fitting clothes or failing to accomplish personal hygiene after using the toilet may result in a highly odorous condition.
Scientists don’t really know what causes this condition. The sweating reflex is normal. It is triggered by heat, emotional distress, or embarrassment, just like other kinds of sweating. Sexual activity, wearing tight clothes or clothes made of synthetic fabrics, drinking lots of liquids, gaining weight, or, in women, premenstrual tension can increase sweating in general. In Hexsel’s hyperhidrosis, however, the sweat glands in and around the crotch in these and other conditions produce sweat 10 times faster than other sweat glands, resulting in wet undergarments, slacks, and trousers.
The social problem caused by Hexsel’s hyperhidrosis is that the stains from sweat look like stains from urine. People who have the condition find it intensely embarrassing. There are professions in which it is simply impossible to do work if one has the condition. People who have Hexsel’s hyperhidrosis may even lose their jobs as the condition gets worse. They may withdraw from contact with families and friends and become more and more isolated and stressed, which only causes the condition to become still worse.
People who have excessive sweating around the groin can get the adult equivalent of diaper rash. Folliculitis and staph infections can become intensely painful. There can be bromhidrosis, what one might call “underpants odor,” but deodorants to keep it under control can cause skin irritation. There can even be chromhidrosis, changes in the color of the skin of the buttocks and groin as sweat accumulates.
What can be done about this “sweating ass” disease?
- Simply changing clothes two or three times a day can make concealing the problem easier, as can wearing adult diapers.
- Dark clothing doesn’t show sweat stains as obviously as light clothing.
- If you have to go out in the heat, wear loose fitting clothes that allow your skin to dry “down there.”
- Cold baths are preferable to hot showers.
- You may need an “industrial strength” antiperspirant. Most products for this kind of hyperhidrosis contain aluminum chlorohydroxide, glutaraldehyde, or formol. All of these are chemicals that can irritate the skin. They may also stain the skin yellow. The antiperspirants that are strong enough to stop sweating typically are only available with a doctor’s prescription. They have to be applied as directed to work; usually that means after a cold bath and just before going to bed.
Excessive sweating can also be treated with Botox. This the same Botox used for wrinkle care. Don’t get Botox for your butt from a “Botox party” or a doctor who does not have extensive practice in treating hyperhidrosis. Get Botox from a a dermatologist. You don’t want certain structures to be paralyzed by the injections, which take about six months to wear off.
Written by Dr. Artem Agafonov and originally published by Steady Health.Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As “My Ass Sweats Too Much”Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As “My Ass Sweats Too Much”Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As “My Ass Sweats Too Much”
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### [SwampButt Underwear Offers Royal Baby Lifetime Underwear Supply](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-offers-royal-baby-lifetime-underwear-supply-2/)
**Published:** April 25, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Offers Royal Baby Lifetime Underwear Supply.
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/kate-william-gettyimages-950366092.jpg "Royal Baby Offered Lifetime Underwear Supply")*LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 23: [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Offers Royal Baby Lifetime Underwear Supply. Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, depart the Lindo Wing with their newborn son at St Mary’s Hospital on April 23, 2018 in London, England. The Duchess safely delivered a boy at 11:01 am, weighing 8lbs 7oz, who will be fifth in line to the throne. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Offers Royal Baby Lifetime Underwear Supply. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)*[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Offers Royal Baby Lifetime Underwear Supply. Births are occasions for gifts. Other times, multiple births result in companies giving lots of their goods to the lucky families who welcome 4, 5, 8 and sometimes more babies in a single birth. To learn more go to [Royal Baby offered a lifetime of SwampButt](http://www.swampbutt.com "Baby Offered Lifetime Supply of Swampbutt Underwear").
Cases of baby milk, freight cars full of disposable diapers (known as nappies in the U.K.) and container ship loads of ‘baby wipes’ arrive with great ceremony, covered by reporters who document the joyously grateful parents. But not so the newest member of the U.K.’s royal family who with his parents Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge left St. Mary’s Hospital in London empty handed.
**Number Three Child Deserves Better**
This shoddy treatment of (new prince’ name here) motivated the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ to offer the newest member of the UK’s royal family the gift of a dry backside, for life. For (new prince’ name here) the company is willing to supply its moisture wicking performance underwear to (new prince’ name here) for his entire life, or until the company is no longer solvent. “Maybe since (new prince’ name here) was the third child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, the public was bored by them, but we just aren’t sure why they were ignored, especially by marketing minded companies like ours,” said company owner Rufus (Dana) Horatio. “Maybe the specter of baby three was enough of a good thing; sort of like all those boring moon landings we had here back in the 1970’s. After the first moon landing, man, what a snooze fest.”
**Bollocks To Those Cheeky Monkeys**
The company is making the generous offer in the hope of making up for the thoughtless companies in the U.K. (known there as ‘wankers’) who seem to have ignored the (new prince’ name here) arrival. The company also hopes to ride the wave of free publicity that (new prince’ name here) gains here in the U.S. While no one at SwampButt Underwear could figure why Americans were so interested in the birth of (new prince’ name here) they were more than willing to glom onto a cheap opportunity for free promotion. Plus, the whole generous gift thing, that too.
**A Refusal To Simply Bugger Off**
The company’s owners were in radical agreement that the newest arrival of the royal family was worthy of a lifetime supply of SwampButt Underwear. “We were gob smacked when (new prince’ name here) and his parents were stiffed by all those wankers over there,” mused anglophile and corporate spokesman Nick Heraldson. “It’s bog-standard behavior on their (U.K. business) part, an occasion about which they should all be chuffed; what the bloody hell?”
Once the company receives the proper permissions from the Royals, the shipments of free underwear will begin. “We think delivering our [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) to Kensington Palace with make a great photo opportunity,” Heraldson said. “Plus, the whole generous gift in the face of businesses there ignoring (new prince’ name here) birth. For shame. We are so much better than them.”
**To Learn More**
To learn more about (new prince’ name here) follow his naming at: [http://time.com/5254319/prince-william-royal-baby-name-hint/](http://time.com/5254319/prince-william-royal-baby-name-hint/ "Underwear Offered to Royal Baby for a Lifetime"). To learn more about SwampButt Underwear, go to [www.swampbutt.com](https://www.swampbutt.com "Baby Offered Lifetime Supply of Swampbutt Underwear")
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### [SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-refuses-world-cup-promotional-opportunities/)
**Published:** June 19, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities
**Content:**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities. Citing the facts that 1) Americans hate soccer and 2) that watching it is more boring than most anything in a universe crowded by mind-numbing silliness, the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ ([www.swampbutt.com](http://www.swampbutt.com/)) have chosen not to promote their men’s performance underwear in conjunction with any World Cup broadcasts this year or any time in the near or far future for any reason whatsoever. Not that they could afford this, but in case someone asks, the answer is a hard no.
**Could Soccer Be Made More Interesting?**
While ideas to make soccer more interesting, like hiding bear traps on the ‘pitch’, digging deep holes that players fall into and disappear forever, playing against a team of lions or cheetahs or even adding a paint ball/laser tag angle (all of which have merit), none has captured the attention of the Europeans, Middle Easterners, people from Asia or South Americans who believe that guys in shorts, kicking a ball for an hour and not scoring many or any points is worthy of attention.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/pyxb9mq2bzhbrz0ffh80.jpg)*[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities because the sport is just too boring to bear.*“Soccer is terrible, that’s why we hate it,” said sports aficionado and corporate spokesperson Nick Heraldson. “Lions or cheetahs could outscore most soccer teams currently playing World Cup matches. Hey, prove I’m wrong.”
**Like When Dogs Chase A Meat Truck**
When pressed for specifics about the terribleness of soccer, Heraldson listed the following:
- There are no possessions by either team, no offense or defense. It’s just a free for all like when dogs chase a meat truck. The dogs don’t know what to do when they catch that truck, just like when a soccer player has a chance to score a point.
- Practically every attempt at a ‘play’ gets messed up because the other team’s player knows who, when and how your player is going to kick the ball and thus creates a ‘turnover’ so all there really is to watch is turnover after turnover.
- Since most every play will result in a turnover it begs the question; how you calculate time of possession in soccer because there are those who bet on things like that.
**Act Like You’ve Been There**
In most sports when scoring, the advice is to ‘act like you’ve scored or been there before.’ It does not apply in soccer as it’s likely a player scoring never has scored before, hence the knee slides, jersey removal, hugging all the other guys on the team, and the announcer saying ‘goooooooooooooooooooal.’ “I can’t blame the announcer too much,” Heraldson sympathized. “Who knows how many more games until someone scores again? He has to seize the opportunity when it’s there.”
**Soccer Rules and the Game Clock**
How much time is left in a game or ‘match’ as they are called? No one knows because it’s a secret. “It’s rules and officiating are capricious at best and defy the rules of common sense; it’s like the European Union of sports,” Heraldson explained. “Americans like winner take all, a comeback for the ages the underdog winning against all odds, Cinderella stories, stuff like that.” Because of the time of play, size of the field/pitch, and number of turnovers, comebacks are nearly impossible in soccer. “Soccer fans will cite the sports popularity along with the appeal of athleticism, penalty kicks, and the imposition of someone else’s idea of what’s fair on the outcome,” Heradson lamented. “How more awful could it be?”
**Yes We Know How Popular It Is**
People who enjoy soccer number in the tens of millions and every one of them will remind the games’ critics about how popular it is. “If people like to watch soccer, play soccer or attend games in person, no problem,” Heraldson reflected. “But please stop trying to force the rest of us to watch or shame us into saying how cool the World Cup is and how uncool we are for not ‘getting it’, because we know how unbelievably dull it is.”
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**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Exchange Underwear Valentines Day](https://swampbutt.com/exchange-underwear-valentines-day/)
**Published:** February 14, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Be a maverick and instead of exchanging flowers exchange underwear instead.
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/History_BYDK_Valentines_Day_SF_HD_1104x622-16x9.jpg)*Exchange underwear this Valentines Day. SwampButt Underwear is the way to a man’s dry rear end.*Each year on February 14th, many people exchange cards, candy, gifts or flowers with their special “valentine.” But few exchange underwear. So this year, break with tradition. Be a maverick and instead of exchanging flowers exchange underwear instead. “Nothing says “I love you” like a gift on Valentines Day, said company spokesman and hopeless romantic Nick Heraldson. “But nothing says “I will love you better with a dry backside” like a pair or gift card from SwampButt Underwear.”
Exchange Underwear Valentines Day! Every sweaty but lovable man will benefit from the $8.99 sales price [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) is currently offering on all his performance purchases. And for those who say, ‘but it’s not hot outside in February, what the hell’ we say that spring and summer will be here soon. In fact we predict that spring will arrive on Tuesday March 20, 2018 and summer will start June 21, 2018. Will it heat up where you live before that? You know it will! Read what others think:
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) performance brand comes in white, black, brown, red, and blue. Your special someone can pick the color or colors that speak to him. The colors that say, ‘I’m not a big sweaty mess anymore, I can go to school, ask women to dance and not be rejected (at least not right away) get a job, and be somebody!’ Exchange [Underwear Valentines Day](https://swampbutt.com/is-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day/)!
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Sweating Is Good So Do More](https://swampbutt.com/sweating-is-good-so-do-more-2/)
**Published:** February 26, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweating Is Good So Do More
**Content:**
*Sweating is good for you so do more. To deal with it wear SwampButt Underwear.*# Not Sweating?
## Exercise More and Start Sweating!
The end summer and start of school are both here. Happy times with family and friends are just nice memories. As the joy of summer fades it is replaced with the daily grind of work, school elder care, childcare etc. So who has time to work out? For some, exercise is more difficult because of the weather or their own physical limitations. But even the most strapped for time among us can realize some post summer good news; Sweating and Exercise Are Good So Do More.
Exercise is like compound interest, it accrues to the individual throughout the day and it doesn’t matter what or where it gets done. Here are a few ideas:
1. 1. Walk indoors. Shopping malls are perfect for this. They are climate controlled, reasonably safe and there is always a place for coffee or some other healthy beverage at the end.
2. Push-ups. Exercisers could literally do pushups in an elevator, that is how little room they require. Pushups work the arms and chest of course but they also tone and strengthen the torso. Great for golfers, tennis players, competitive runners or anyone involved in any sport or who wants to stay in shape.
3. Stand on one leg. Martial artists will work to see how long they can stay upright on a single leg. After a time, those same people will do single leg presses. Try doing one or two, then work your way up. Use a chair for balance at the start to keep from falling.
**Benefits of Sweating**
There are several paybacks to those who sweat beyond the obvious cooling through evaporation.
1. Ease pain and muscle stiffness. Working up a good sweat might be the thing that works a kink lose because, “exercise stimulates neurochemical pathways in the brain, resulting in the production of endorphins that act as natural painkillers,” says James Ting, MD, a sports medicine physician at Hoag Orthopedic Institute in Irvine, California.
2. Sweating is good for the complexion. “When you sweat, your pores open and release the grit and grime that has built up inside of them,” says Whitney Bowe, MD, a dermatologist in Briarcliff Manor, New York. Caveat: on’t just sweat and go. All of that dirt from your pores accumulates on the surface of your skin, so aim to wash your face three times a day, especially if you are constantly playing sports or working out.
3. Sweating helps rid the body of toxins. Some experts believe that sweating can flush the body of system-clogging substances like alcohol, cholesterol, and salt. Get the most bang for your bod with indoor cycling or [circuit training](https://www.fitnessmagazine.com/node/36900/)— two of the sweatiest workouts, according to Melissa Morin, an exercise physiologist and Senior Director of Group Exercise at New York Sports Club.
4. Sweating helps control mood swings. It seems natural that we associate feeling warm with a sense of well-being and relaxation, but there may in fact be a scientific explanation for this feeling, says Dr. Ting. “Research has suggested that temperature-sensitive neural circuits to specific regions in the brain exist and may play a significant role in controlling mood.” So the next time you sense yourself being short, take a break for a Bikram yoga session or a run for a get-happy fix.
5. Kidney Stones: Any guy who has had them will tell you there is nothing worse. Research from the University of Washington found that regular exercisers sweat out salt and tend to retain calcium in their bones, rather than having them — salt and calcium — go into the kidneys and urine where stones form. Frequent sweaters also tend to drink more water and fluids, which is another stone prevention mechanism. *Originally published on FitnessMagazine.com, August 2013.*Housework. Wear your Fitbit or Apple watch while vacuuming or doing laundry. The number of steps needed to do these will be a surprise.
For possible medical reasons for a lot sweat read:
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### [Sweat Marks on Chairs Benches Car Seats School Desks 100% Preventable](https://swampbutt.com/sweat-marks-on-chairs-benches-car-seats-school-desks-100-preventable-2/)
**Published:** March 19, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweat Marks on Chairs Benches Car Seats School Desks 100% Preventable
**Content:**
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**Sweat Marks on Chairs Benches Car Seats School Desks 100% Preventable**
Spring break is passed and Easter is just ahead which means the warmer time of year has, is, or will arrive shortly depending on the location. The appearance issues that sweaters and longer jackets can cover will now be out and obvious; none more potentially embarrassing than butt prints caused by sweaty bottoms. [SwampButt Underwear™](https://www.swampbutt.com/ "Sweat Marks on Chairs Benches Car Seats School Desks 100% Preventable") manufactures and markets performance underwear for men made from polyester and lycra that will wick and evaporate sweat much faster than traditional cotton underwear. SwampButt Underwear is perfect for preventing the embarrassing stain of butt prints that follow and remain long after the seat becomes vacant.
**Butt Prints in the Seats of All**
With warm weather comes sweat and for people who sweat a lot in the crotch, the embarrassment of sweat stains where they sit appear, well, everywhere they park their posteriors. Sweat stains in the form and shape of butt cheeks on wooden benches, leather seats, exercise gear, busses, park benches, school desks and anywhere else are like the autograph or unwanted signature sweaty folks leave. While no more or less hazardous to health than anything else, sitting in a seat with someone else’s sweaty indentation is off putting if not disgusting.
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**Socially Awkward**
People will resort to different strategies to avoid the embarrassment that butt sweat prints deliver. Some of these include:
- Be the last to stand or last to leave any room.
- Slide forward off the seat instead of standing straight up.
- Sit on a leg instead of parked with both cheeks on the chair.
- Shift in the seat constantly from side to side.
- Quickly push in chairs after sitting for a period.
- Spray deodorant on the crotch.
- Stuff paper towels or toilet paper in the crotch to absorb sweat.
None of these is comfortable nor do they give the individual the confidence that their butt prints do not remain as a moniker and/or market for those who follow. To learn more be sure to visit [www.swampbutt.com.](https://www.swampbutt.com "Sweat Marks on Chairs Benches Car Seats School Desks 100% Preventable")
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### [Don't Sweat It - Shop Talk](https://swampbutt.com/dont-sweat-it-shop-talk-2/)
**Published:** March 29, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Don't Sweat It - Shop Talk
**Content:**
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It is easy to make up excuses why *not* to head out for a run on the beach or game of tennis in sweltering temps—too sunny, too hot, too sweaty. Well, where there’s a will, there’s a way for this Sarasota dentist and outdoor sports enthusiast! Dr. Steven Wieder developed SAAKA due to the quality letdown of conventional head/wristbands on the market. “Southwest Florida is arguably one of the hottest places in the United States,” says Wieder. “But, that shouldn’t stop us from playing sports and engaging in our favorite outdoor activities 12 months out of the year. We needed something better to prevent sweat from compromising our passions.” Queue in SAAKA sportbands specially designed to manage our body’s perspiration and keep us moving at peak performance level. After experimenting with different fabrics, Wieder stumbled upon just the right combination—creating a three layered system for our sweatiest pursuits. The inner layer consists of moisture-wicking antimicrobial poly/spandex that immediately pulls sweat off the skin’s surface. The middle layer naturally combats odor with viscose and the bamboo charcoal fibre collects and retains sweat 30% more than cotton. The outer layer wicks the remaining wetness from the super absorbent middle layer and moves it to the outside environment, allowing quick evaporation into the air. These banded bandits are assembled and manufactured in the U.S., provide UV protection, effectively fight trapping odors and are highly breathable.
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“Fitness is key to each and every individual’s physical and mental well being. So with every purchase, SAAKA gives back to charities like Sports Charities USA to provide sports and outdoor recreation opportunities for disabled Veterans and handicapped children.”
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### [SwampButt Underwear Debuts Briefs With Comfort And Wicking](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-debuts-briefs-with-comfort-and-wicking/)
**Published:** November 22, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Debuts Briefs With Comfort And Wicking
**Content:**
*Obliterate the blight of butt sweat…*
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### [SwampButt Underwear Customers Help Pets Displaced by Hurricane Harvey](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-customers-help-pets-displaced-by-hurricane-harvey/)
**Published:** September 17, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Customers Help Pets Displaced by Hurricane Harvey
**Content:**
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**Motivation Leads to Action**
Company owner and founder Harold Nicoll decided to get involved when he saw a friends’ Facebook Post of a family of dogs that she and her family rescued and later adopted. “My friend lives near the gulf and along a major waterway that was flooding,” Nicoll said. “They were in the process of evacuating when they learned that these dogs were left behind by their former owners, who had already evacuated,” he went on. “With the water rising from storm surge and record rainfall, these dogs would have almost certainly died. Pets like these cannot make decisions on their own, they depend on humans. This was particularly heartbreaking given that there were newborn puppies involved. So, we decided to start a fund raiser and it was very successful.”
**More than Doubled the Goal**
The company’s fund raising goal was $2,000.00 but was more than doubled by SwampButt Underwear customers and others who learned of the campaign via social media, the company’s website and reports in the press. Nicoll and his colleagues found the experience gratifying and reassuring for several reasons. “Most donations were smaller amounts, $10.00, or $20.00 with people telling us they wished they could do more,” Nicoll said. “This and other instances of generosity and selfless giving throughout southeast Texas reminded people here in the U.S. that we are all our brothers or sisters or family pet’s keeper.”
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### [The SwampButt Underwear College Football Misery Index Hot Humid Losers](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-college-football-misery-index-hot-humid-losers/)
**Published:** September 20, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The SwampButt Underwear College Football Misery Index Hot Humid Losers
**Content:**
**The SwampButt Underwear College Football Misery Index; Week 4.**
The makers of SwampButt Underwear™ ([www.swampbutt.com](https://www.swampbutt.com "The SwampButt Underwear College Football Misery Index Hot Humid Losers")) believe that weather conditions are directly linked to comfort and a positive or negative sports spectating experience. The calendar says September and the first day of fall is Friday September 22, 2017. But ask college football fans around the country if there is any correlation between the calendar and the thermometer and the answer will likely be an emphatic ‘no’. Worse than just heat is the addition of humidity that compounds discomfort, and leads to outbreaks of sweaty backside or as it is more commonly known, swamp butt. But the discomfort does not end there.
**Math & Science & Misery**
Add to this your/the team’s performance on the playing field (good or bad) and the millions who attend college football games can go from warm to sweaty to both and add then really angry. It is this calculus that is the “SwampButt Underwear™ College Football Misery Index”. SwampButt Underwear takes the average dew point by location and adds it with the teams playing for a predicted misery indices. Aassigned on a scale of 1 (great conditions and a reason to think your team will win) to 10 (the stank from the sweaty fans is exceeded only by the team and their performance).
People will actually feel better if their team wins regardless of the temperature and humidity. “There is a lot of math involved in this, so I have limited interest,” said company president and guy who counts on his fingers, Harold Nicoll. “But it’s a novel way to communicate that we make and market a product that helps solve a problem; sweat wicking underwear that will absolutely reduce the amount of visible sweat on any backside.”
**This Week’s Top Picks**
**Visitor Home Average Dew Point Temp. Most Miserable Team**
N.C. State @ Florida State 82 Wolf Packed 8/10
Alabama @ Vanderbilt 78 Commodes 10/10
TCU @ Oklahoma State 70 Corn Dogs 6/10
Oklahoma @ Baylor 64 Poor Baylor 11/10
Syracuse @ LSU 88 Orange Crushed 10/10
Mississippi State @ Georgia 74 Toothless Pups 9/10
Auburn @ Missouri 55 Tigger 7/10
Oregon @Arizona State 10 Dark Sweaty Lords 9/10
Temple @ USF 84 Hooties 10/10
Toledo @ Miami FL. 92 Mud Hens 10/10
Army @Tulane 70 Too Lame 9/10
Texas A&M @ Arkansas 75 Aggies 10/10
Texas Tech @ Houston 60 Red Faders 8/10
**What Is Dew Point and Why Should I Care?**
The dew-point temperature is the temperature at which air must be cooled for it to become saturated or achieve 100-percent humidity. At that point, the air can no longer hold its water vapor, some of which condenses into water, ice or snow or clouds. Dew point is simply the temperature when dew forms, hence the name.
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**Heat Humidity and the Human Brain**
When the dew-point temperature increases, the hypothalamus gland in the human brain tries to regulate body temperature by setting off sweat glands. Sweating is an essential function that helps the body stay cool. On a hot day, it is possible to lose more than seven quarts of water in the form of sweat evaporating off skin. “On an even kind of warm day, I can wring that much out of my shorts with ease,” Nicoll said.
Evaporation is a process of water converting to gas with cooling a side effect. Just go outside on a windy day with wet clothes on to test this. When water vapor changes phases to a liquid, it’s called condensation, and that’s a warming process. When the air can’t hold any additional water vapor it’s saturated. Consequently, when the dew point is high, less perspiration on your skin can evaporate, and our bodies just can’t cool as efficiently, which is why people and their butts are all wet. Yuck. [swampbutt underwear college football misery index hot](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) humid losers
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### [The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card Makes Pretending To Care Easier Than Ever](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-gift-card/)
**Published:** October 25, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card Makes Pretending To Care Easier Than Ever
**Content:**
**The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card Makes Pretending To Care Easier Than Ever.**
For those who cannot decide what to buy someone or don’t want the hassle of shopping, paying, wrapping, delivering, disappointing, taking back for an exchange, not finding what is needed, lost the gift receipt, there is nowhere to park, getting really pissed off at the store and at the ungrateful mutt to whom the gift was given? Well those days are behind the shopping public (see the pun there) with the SwampButt Underwear Gift Card ([https://swampbutt.com/gift\_card/)](https://swampbutt.com/gift_card/)).
**Great For Those Who Are Hard To Please**
The SwampButt [Underwear gift](https://swampbutt.com/is-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day/) card is perfect for those on any shoppers’ lists who never like anything anyway. It’s a gift card but more. It’s convenient, affordable, hassle free and best of all shows those who receive them that at least one shopper pretended to care about them enough to go on line and send them something via e-mail. Is this a great country or what?
*Avoid disappointing everyone this Christmas with the SwampButt Underwear gift card. Pretending to care when you really don’t has never been easier.***I Thought You Were Dead!**
And for those who hate talking to seldom seen, family members, or kinfolk you thought were ghosts, the SwampButt Underwear Gift Card can be sent via e-mail. “We want our customers to reclaim the holidays for themselves, watch [college football](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/) bowl games, and avoid the awkwardness of actually speaking with people who are somehow loosely associated with or related to them,” said secret Santa and corporate spokesperson Nick Heraldson. “I mean everyone hates small talk especially with people whose names you’ve forgotten but know you should know, but are too embarrassed to ask them their names. You know; them?” Heraldson then went on, though he probably should not have. “Like that guy who you know you are related to but can’t remember how,” Heraldson said. “This is perfect for them. Through the power of email, gifts arrive on time and neither giver nor receiver is inconvenienced.”
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With the SwampButt Underwear gift card, holiday revelers don’t even have to talk to anyone and that includes family members, spouses’ family members, neighbors, friends, casual acquaintances, co-workers or anyone else who has their hand out during the holidays or any other time. Showing you care when you really don’t has never been easier than it is now with the SwampButt Underwear gift card. And hey, guess what I got you?
**Is This A Joke?**
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**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Sweaty Video Hall of Fame - Physical](https://swampbutt.com/sweaty-video-hall-fame-physical/)
**Published:** October 23, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweaty Video Hall of Fame - Physical
**Content:**
You can’t have a Sweaty Video Hall of Fame without getting physical or in this case Olivia Newton-John’s sexy request to hear her paramour’s body talk, which even for the early ’80s must have been a weird pickup line. “Physical” was Newton-John’s biggest U.S. hit, spending 10 weeks at No. 1 starting in November 1981.
The video features a Newton-John as a fitness instructor, helping overweight men become their true thinner selves. Sweat is everywhere. And for being a “sexy song” that was banned on some radio stations for its sexual lyrics the video features a lot of slapstick. And I mean a lot of slapstick.
In the end the men become thinner while she takes a shower. The men then decide they like each other better and leave together. But one of the heavy guys stays and gets to play tennis with Olivia.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Sweaty Video Hall of Fame - Paradise by the Dashboard Light](https://swampbutt.com/sweaty-video-hall-fame-paradise-dashboard-light/)
**Published:** October 28, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweaty Video Hall of Fame - Paradise by the Dashboard Light
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Meat-Loaf.jpg)You can’t have a Sweaty Video Hall of Fame without finding some paradise by the dashboard light or in this case Meatloaf’s more than eight-minute narrative of what going all the way down at the lake can get you.
Written by Jim Steinman, “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” reached No. 39 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 in 1977. While it wasn’t a hit on the charts the song has been a classic rock staple for decades. (Note: it did No. 1 in the Netherlands in 1978)
The video, take from a live on a soundstage performance, was originally created to be shown to audiences waiting to see midnight showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which of course featured Meatloaf. It later became popular in MTV’s early years despite being filmed in the previous decade.
The female voice on the album is Ellen Foley (she’s also the subject of The Clash’s “Should I Stay or Should I Go” and would star on the comedy Night Court for a short time). But the woman in the video is Karla DeVito (future wife of actor Robby Benson) lip synching to Foley’s vocals. DeVito also did the live shows.
The song and the video also feature the New York Yankees’ Hall of Fame Broadcaster Phil Rizzuto describing baseball action to coincide with Meat Loaf trying to “score.” In the video, baseball plays from yesteryear are shown somewhat matching Rizzuto’s descriptions.
A very sweaty Meat Loaf wears suspenders, a formal shirt and a red scarf, giving it his all like it was a real concert. The rest of the band are seen sweating as well. Videos for two other Bat out of Hell songs “Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad” and “You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth” were filmed at the same time as “Paradise”, so you can see the sweat begin and then continue to pour.
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### [The Week in Twitter Hot Takes - Oct. 30, 2016](https://swampbutt.com/week-twitter-hot-takes-oct-30-2016/)
**Published:** October 31, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Week in Twitter Hot Takes - Oct. 30, 2016
**Content:**
The week in hot takes ending Oct. 30, 2016. Scorching hot takes. Hot takes on fire.
> I will be punctuating all of my hot Texans takes with this GIF today … [pic.twitter.com/LF3r90LAoG](https://t.co/LF3r90LAoG)
>
> — Sean Pendergast (@SeanTPendergast) [October 30, 2016](https://twitter.com/SeanTPendergast/status/792771535522009089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> It's 125 degrees… on my shirt [pic.twitter.com/VtvPcIyvfK](https://t.co/VtvPcIyvfK)
>
> — Olivia Harlan Dekker (@OliviaDekker) [October 29, 2016](https://twitter.com/OliviaDekker/status/792442323967684608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Portland: police to a home on Hayden Island Dr, caller is hiding "in his room" & reports his wife threw a bowl of hot soup on him then fled
>
> — Portland OR Alerts (@pdxalerts) [October 29, 2016](https://twitter.com/pdxalerts/status/792477672521596928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Free Halloween idea: sweaty Sean Miller [pic.twitter.com/3OJG79SarK](https://t.co/3OJG79SarK)
>
> — SB Nation CBB (@SBNationCBB) [October 29, 2016](https://twitter.com/SBNationCBB/status/792387964961554432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
https://twitter.com/zackfox/status/791876931570458626
> On This Day In 1984, The Hot For Teacher Single Was Released From Van Halen’s 1984 Album [\#music](https://twitter.com/hashtag/music?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) [\#MusicVideo](https://twitter.com/hashtag/MusicVideo?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) [\#VanHalen](https://twitter.com/hashtag/VanHalen?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) [pic.twitter.com/XouRxPBIUH](https://t.co/XouRxPBIUH)
>
> — Eddie Van Halen (@eddievanhalen) [October 27, 2016](https://twitter.com/eddievanhalen/status/791679709507522561?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
https://twitter.com/JuliannaZobrist/status/791077647099002880
> Millions will see temperatures 10-20° above average for late October, watch [@AMHQ](https://twitter.com/AMHQ?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) to see how hot it will be where you live this weekend! [pic.twitter.com/mIoLB7EGR0](https://t.co/mIoLB7EGR0)
>
> — The Weather Channel (@weatherchannel) [October 27, 2016](https://twitter.com/weatherchannel/status/791617401792061440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> An emu was found wandering the interstate in Arizona. Meanwhile, an emo was found wandering Hot Topic.
>
> — comedycentral (@ComedyCentral) [October 25, 2016](https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral/status/790976852567490560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Canada's first [\#snowday](https://twitter.com/hashtag/snowday?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) in photos. Some areas saw up to 30 cm! Here's where [pic.twitter.com/ByGFp9d6v6](https://t.co/ByGFp9d6v6)
>
> — The Weather Network (@weathernetwork) [October 25, 2016](https://twitter.com/weathernetwork/status/790921579144282114?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
**Categories:** Sweat News
---
### [Election Day 2016 Temperatures Demand SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/election-day-2016-temperatures-demand-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** November 8, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Election Day 2016 Temperatures Demand SwampButt Underwear
**Content:**
Election Day 2016 Temperatures Demand [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/). November 8, 2016 is Election Day in the United States. Unusually high temperatures combined with high voter turn out will mean long lines on a hot day. This is the perfect recipe for sweaty bottoms or swampbutt. The answer on this or any day is SwampButt Underwear™.
**Inactivity Leads To Swampbutt**
Inactive Americans who are not accustomed to things like standing, shuffling slowly while in line and looking for their government approved identification will pour buckets of perspiration into the seats of their pants.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/wgfhi.gif)Election day brings plenty of unseasonal warmth to the U.S.**Keep Weight Issues Hidden**
Most of us could afford to drop a few pounds, exercise more, and be more mindful of personal hygiene. Occassions like standing in line to vote on a hot day reveal these shortcomings in public. Worse than simply having swampbutt, these folks have swampbutt in public. While not an arrestable offense, it is offensive to anyone with a clear sight line. Election Day 2016 Temperatures Demand [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/)
If they were all wearing [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) the issues they have with their weight, impulse control at snack time, and an inability to find anything that fits the ample backside would remain a secret known only to them. Those waiting for New Year’s to resolve their weight issues through a disciplined program of resolute action can disguise this visible sign of over-heated butt cheeks in the meantime. Without SwampButt Underwear, soaking drawers will tell everyone in line behind them the truths they all hoped darker colored clothes and the ability to remain seated for hours would hide. You’ve got swampbutt! Election Day 2016 Temperatures Demand [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/)
It is too late for these folks this election cycle, but the next is on the way as the campaigning for it will start when the polls close tonight. Do not be that water-logged butt of an eyesore next time, or any time. Get your SwampButt Underwear at [www.swampbutt.com](https://www.swampbutt.com "Election Day 2016 Temperatures Demand SwampButt Underwear").
**Categories:** Sweat News
---
### [The Sweaty 16 - Week 5](https://swampbutt.com/sweaty-16-week-5/)
**Published:** September 30, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Sweaty 16 - Week 5
**Content:**
The temps are falling all around. Fall is here. But for those attending the myriad of college football
games this weekend there is still a decent chance of getting [swampbutt in the stands](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/).
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Gamecock.jpg)(Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)Leaders in the Sweaty 16 this week are the South Carolina-Texas A&M game in Columbia and the Florida State-North Carolina game in Tallahassee. Both will have a Heat Index 83°. All the games this weekend with a Heat Index of at least 80° will be taking place in the southern U.S.
The Heat Index is the temperature felt by the skin rather than the actual temperature due to the humidity level. When its hot outside humans sweat a lot and heat is removed via evaporation of sweat. But when its humid the evaporation rate slows down because of all the water already in the air. That’s when the affliction known as swampbutt occurs. And that’s where materials that can wick sweat away from the body can help.
As always drink plenty of water.
**Location**
**Home**
**Visitor**
**Temp**
**Humidity**
**Heat Index**
**1**
Columbia, SC
SCAR
TAMU
83°
44%
83°
**1**
Tallahassee, FL
FSU
UNC
83°
44%
83°
**3**
Ft. Worth, TX
TCU
OKLA
81°
43%
81°
**4**
Athens, GA
UGA
TENN
80°
45%
80°
**4**
Auburn, AL
AUB
ULM
80°
46%
80°
**6**
Raleigh, NC
NCST
WF
78°
61%
78°
**7**
Tuscaloosa, AL
ALA
UK
77°
51%
77°
**7**
Clemson, SC
CLEM
LOU
77°
54%
77°
**8**
Baton Rouge, LA
LSU
MIZZ
76°
54%
76°
**9**
Oxford, MS
MISS
MEM
75°
55%
75°
**9**
Mobile, AL
SBAM
SDSU
75°
54%
75°
**9**
Durham, NC
DUKE
UVA
75°
57%
75°
**12**
College Park, MD
MD
PUR
73°
88%
74°
**13**
Little Rock, AR
ARK
ALCST
74°
50%
73°
**13**
Morgantown, WV
WVU
KSU
73°
63%
73°
**13**
Boulder, CO
COLO
ORST
74°
37%
73°
**Categories:** Sweat News
---
### [The Sweaty 16 - Week 7](https://swampbutt.com/sweaty-16-week-7/)
**Published:** October 13, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Sweaty 16 - Week 7
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Longhorns.jpg)If you’re attending a football game this weekend in Texas or Florida then prepare to sweat.
The top three sweatiest games in the country will take place in the Lone Star State with fans in Austin, Waco and Houston cheering in Heat Index temperatures of at least 91°. The Texas Longhorn-Iowa State Cyclone game may not be a sellout, but those in attendance will experience a Heat Index of 99° despite not kicking off until after 6 p.m.
The Heat Index is the temperature felt by the skin rather than the actual temperature due to the humidity level. When its hot outside humans sweat a lot and heat is removed via evaporation of sweat. [](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/UH-Steamy.jpg)But when its humid the evaporation rate slows down because of all the water already in the air. That’s when the affliction known as swampbutt occurs. And that’s where materials that can wick sweat away from the body can help.
Rounding out the rest of the top five of The Sweaty 16 are games in Miami and Tallahassee with Heat Index temperatures in the high 80s. This week nine games have a Heat Index of at least 82°. In total 10 states are represented in this week’s Sweaty 16.
As always drink plenty of water.
**Location**
**Home**
**Visitor**
**Temp**
**Humidity**
**Heat Index**
**1**
Austin, TX
TEX
ISU
89°
63%
99°
**2**
Waco, TX
BAY
KAN
87°
62%
94°
**3**
Houston, TX
HOU
TULSA
85°
64%
91°
**4**
Miami, FL
MIAF
UNC
83°
73%
89°
**5**
Tallahassee, FL
FSU
WAKE
83°
63%
87°
**6**
Tucson, AZ
ARIZ
USC
90°
15%
86°
**6**
Baton Rouge, LA
LSU
SMISS
83°
62%
86°
**6**
Gainesville, FL
UF
MIZZ
82°
68%
86°
**9**
Fayetteville, AR
ARK
MISS
79°
72%
82°
**10**
Knoxville, TN
TENN
BAMA
77°
56%
77°
**11**
Norman, OK
OKLA
KSU
75°
71%
76°
**12**
Bloomington, IN
IND
NEB
73°
69%
73°
**13**
Lubbock, TX
TTECH
WVU
73°
44%
72°
**14**
Notre Dame, IN
ND
STAN
70°
74%
70°
**15**
Louisville, KY
LOU
DUKE
70°
54%
69°
**16**
Madison, WI
WIS
OHST
68°
82%
68°
**Categories:** Sweat News
---
### [Fall State of Mind Not State of Weather](https://swampbutt.com/fall-state-of-mind-not-state-of-weather/)
**Published:** October 20, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Fall State of Mind Not State of Weather
**Content:**
**Fall State of Mind Not State of Weather**
Leaves turning color, shorter cooler days and pumpkin flavored coffee? Maybe somewhere but not anywhere around this place. Here is a temperature map that clearly shows there is still a lot of Swampbutt left to endure in 2016. [SwampButt Underwear is for hot](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) people who suffer from sweating so much that unsightly perspiration soaks through pants, belts and even shirt tales.
Butt-sweat or ‘swampbutt’ is a condition that does not discriminate. Men who spend any time engaged in light to strenuous activity outside or in structures with broken or non-existent air conditioners can benefit from SwampButt Underwear™. Men with working air conditioners can be helped as well. And women who are looking for great gifts for their guys need look no further. SwampButt Underwear is devoted to helping backsides stay drier longer. People with this challenge will quickly want to get behind what SwampButt offers.
All garments from SwampButt Underwear are made from cotton, polyesters, lycra-spandex blends to attract dampness away from the body, which allows it to evaporate quicker than is otherwise possible. All [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) garments are manufactured to specifications set by the company, they are not merely off the shelf.
**Categories:** Sweat News
---
### [The Sweaty 16 - Week 8](https://swampbutt.com/sweaty-16-week-8/)
**Published:** October 20, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Sweaty 16 - Week 8
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/UNLV-Rebels.jpg)Here comes the start of football weather. Much cooler football weather.
Most of the college football universe will be enjoying temperatures of 75° or lower this weekend as cooler weather says hello to most of the country. The top two sweatiest games in The Sweaty 16 will be played in the desert heat of Nevada and Arizona this weekend. The Heat Index for both games is expected to be more than 83°.
The Heat Index is the temperature felt by the skin rather than the actual temperature due to the humidity level. When its hot outside humans sweat a lot and heat is removed via evaporation of sweat.
But when its humid the evaporation rate slows down because of all the water already in the air. That’s when the affliction known as swampbutt occurs. And that’s where materials that can wick sweat away from the body can help.
The rest of the top 10 includes many venues across the south (Florida, Texas and Alabama). A top 10 with noticeably less humidity than in previous weeks.
As always drink plenty of water.
**Location**
**Home**
**Visitor**
**Temp**
**Humidity**
**Heat Index**
**1**
Las Vegas, NV
UNLV
CSU
88°
15%
84°
**2**
Tempe, AZ
ASU
WSU
86°
20%
83°
**3**
Miami, FL
FIU
LTECH
81°
49%
82°
**4**
Pasadena, CA
UCLA
UTAH
83°
23%
81°
**5**
Houston, TX
RICE
PVAM
77°
35%
76°
**6**
Auburn, AL
AUB
ARK
76°
35%
75°
**6**
Dallas, TX
SMU
HOU
76°
38%
75°
**8**
Lubbock, TX
TTECH
OKLA
75°
34%
74°
**9**
Tulsa, OK
TLSA
TUL
71°
43%
70°
**10**
Lincoln, NE
NEB
PUR
70°
52%
69°
**11**
Albuquerque, NM
UNM
ULM
70°
30%
68°
**11**
San Diego, CA
SDSU
SJSU
69°
41%
68°
**13**
Tuscaloosa, AL
BAMA
TXAM
68°
36%
66°
**13**
Stanford, CA
STAN
COL
67°
65%
66°
**13**
Columbia, MO
MIZZ
MTS
67°
55%
66°
**16**
Baton Rouge, LA
LSU
MISS
64°
36%
62°
**Categories:** Sweat News
---
### [The Sweaty 16 - Week 4](https://swampbutt.com/sweaty-16-week-4/)
**Published:** September 23, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Sweaty 16 - Week 4
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/GeorgiaBulldogs_fans_2014_2.jpg)The beginning of fall is upon us, but you wouldn’t know it with the expected temperatures in Texas and throughout the south. A cold front is expected this weekend in the Lone Star State, but three of the top four of the Sweaty 16 this week will be Texas.
The Heat Index is the temperature felt by the skin rather than the actual temperature due to the humidity level. When its hot outside humans sweat a lot and heat is removed via evaporation of sweat. But when its humid the evaporation rate slows down because of all the water already in the air. That’s when the affliction known as swampbutt occurs. And that’s where materials that can wick sweat away from the body can help.
The Baylor-Oklahoma State game is predicted to have a Heat Index of 101°. So expect to have a lot of sticky people in Waco. And those folks could be sticky for a quite a while if both offenses keep scoring like they have done prior games.
The Friday night game between SMU-TCU will be a sweatfest as well. And the fans at the Texas State-Houston game in San Marcos, Texas will need to drink plenty of water.
**Location**
**Home**
**Visitor**
**Temp**
**Humidity**
**Heat Index**
**1**
Waco, TX
BAY
OSU
90°
63%
101°
**2**
Dallas, TX
SMU
TCU
90°
57%
98°
**3**
Bowling Green, KY
WKU
VAND
90°
55%
97°
**3**
San Marcos, TX
TXST
UH
87°
69%
97°
**5**
Auburn, AL
AUB
LSU
90°
47%
93°
**5**
Knoxville, TN
TENN
UF
90°
47%
93°
**7**
Chapel Hill, NC
UNC
PITT
85°
63%
90°
**7**
Huntington, WV
MAR
LOU
86°
56%
90°
**7**
Tuscaloosa, AL
ALA
KENT
88°
48%
90°
**10**
Lexington, KY
UK
SCAR
86°
53%
89°
**10**
Oxford, MS
MISS
UGA
87°
50%
89°
**12**
Tampa, FL
USF
FSU
82°
64%
85°
**13**
Evanston, IL
NW
NEB
82°
54%
83°
**13**
Pasadena, CA
UCLA
STAN
86°
17%
83°
**15**
Blacksburg, VA
VT
ECU
79°
61%
81°
**16**
Tempe, AZ
ASU
CAL
82°
18%
80°
**Categories:** Sweat News
---
### [The Week in Hot Takes](https://swampbutt.com/week-hot-takes/)
**Published:** September 26, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Week in Hot Takes
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/feuer-flamme-brand.jpg)It may be fall, but it’s still hot out there. The following are some of the best Twitter hot takes from the past week.
> ITS SO DAMN HOT TODAY MY SWEAT IS SWEATING
>
> — Nash Grier (@Nashgrier) [September 26, 2016](https://twitter.com/Nashgrier/status/780498848745598976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Dear California, I love you and you're the best state in the union but 100 degree temps are unacceptable in late September
>
> — Miles Simon (@milessimon) [September 26, 2016](https://twitter.com/milessimon/status/780506808221700096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> I feel like I may be the only human who changes out of sweaty gym clothes and puts on other gym clothes lol ??[\#GymClothesFreak](https://twitter.com/hashtag/GymClothesFreak?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) [\#ComfyQueen](https://twitter.com/hashtag/ComfyQueen?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
>
> — Ciara Renée (@CiaraRenee8) [September 26, 2016](https://twitter.com/CiaraRenee8/status/780471786479706112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Crazy heat at my house in San Rafael Indian summer 102.6 at 238 in afternoon
>
> — Brad Gilbert (@bgtennisnation) [September 26, 2016](https://twitter.com/bgtennisnation/status/780522056886517760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> RIP to all the pledges that are wearing formal attire today in 96 degree heat
>
> — Jaz Melody (@jasminemelodyxx) [September 26, 2016](https://twitter.com/jasminemelodyxx/status/780465304560205824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Love that sweaty Gastropod Bert Beliema said Knight couldn't throw. Love it.
>
> — Carlos Toraño (@catorano) [September 26, 2016](https://twitter.com/catorano/status/780237643900530688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
https://twitter.com/Sam\_Vecenie/status/780150146499653632
> Sweaty, yet accomplished [pic.twitter.com/0iRO7QEn04](https://t.co/0iRO7QEn04)
>
> — Nikki Blackketter (@itsnikkib) [September 22, 2016](https://twitter.com/itsnikkib/status/778761589612617728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
**Categories:** Sweat News
---
### [SwampButt Gridiron - Week 2](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-gridiron-week-2/)
**Published:** September 18, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Gridiron - Week 2
**Content:**
The NFL season continues today with 12 outdoor games. Six of those games will have a Heat Index of more than 80°.
The sweatiest place will be in Landover, Maryland where Washington will host Dallas. The Heat Index of 88° will keep fans melting into their seats. Foxboro and Los Angeles won’t be much better at 87°
The Heat Index is the temperature felt by the skin rather than the actual temperature due to the humidity level. When its hot outside humans sweat a lot and heat is removed via evaporation of sweat. But when its humid the evaporation rate slows down because of all the water already in the air. That’s when the affliction known as swampbutt occurs. And that’s where materials that can wick sweat away from the body can help.
Please note that games in domes are not listed. The Chicago-Philadelphia game in Monday night.
**Location**
**Home**
**Visitor**
**Temp**
**Humidity**
**Heat Index**
**1**
Landover, MD
WSH
DAL
84°
63%
88°
**2**
Foxboro, MA
NE
MIA
83°
64%
87°
**2**
Los Angeles, CA
LA
SEA
90°
23%
87°
**4**
Charlotte, NC
CAR
SF
83°
57%
85°
**5**
Denver, CO
DEN
IND
85°
17%
82°
**6**
San Diego, CA
SD
JAC
78°
94%
81°
**7**
East Rutherford, NJ
NYG
NO
77°
72%
78°
**7**
Chicago, IL
CHI
PHI
78°
52%
78°
**9**
Oakland, CA
OAK
ATL
76°
76%
77°
**10**
Cleveland, OH
CLE
BAL
75°
76%
76°
**10**
Minneapolis, MN
MIN
GB
76°
63%
76°
**12**
Pittsburgh, PA
PIT
CIN
72°
86%
73°
**Categories:** Sweat News
---
### [The Heat and the Humidity](https://swampbutt.com/the-heat-and-the-humidity/)
**Published:** September 18, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Heat and the Humidity
**Content:**
https://twitter.com/roybragg/status/777523105442861056
**Categories:** Sweat News
---
### [SwampButt Underwear Founder Finishes Race In Record Time](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-founder-finishes-race-in-record-time/)
**Published:** July 4, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Founder Finishes Race In Record Time
**Content:**
SwampButt Underwear Founder Finishes Race In Record Time. SwampButt Underwear president and founder Harold Nicoll finished the “4 Miles On The 4th” run with the slowest time recorded in the history of this or any race since the invention of paved surfaces. As organizers were loading the chairs and tables from the registration area, Nicoll “ran” across the finish line. “At first we thought it was a straggler or someone just goofing around,” said run organizer Karl “no not that Carl” Lewis. “Then we saw he had a number on his shirt and I was like daaaaamn, that’s just embarrassing.” In his defense, Nicoll is an asthmatic with most of his colon missing. While colons have nothing to do with running (unlike lungs and asthma) he maintains that this somehow affected his time. “I’d do better if my colon was still there,” he wheezed.
SwampButt Underwear Made In The USA White for the 4th of July race or anytime. The one positive from the race for Nicoll was his relatively dry backside. Nicoll wore [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) performance brand and it was a good thing. The temperature at 7:30 a.m. when the race started was 82 degrees with the humidity at 93% and little wind, about the same as Singapore, Kuwala Lumpur or Miami. The combination of heat and humidity made the heat index over 90 degrees, making this a very sultry “sprint” though the streets of Lake Jackson, TX. “Next year, I’ll train more for this event, Nicoll promised. ‘Not like this year.”
The Dow Firecracker 4 is a 4 mile run and 2 mile walk that has grown from 9 runners when it was first held in 1974 to more than 300 participants in 2014. The Dow Chemical Company is the Title Sponsor, and participants will receive a high-quality T-shirt and a special gift from Dow. The BASF Kids Run is available free of charge for kiddos under age 12.
To purchase [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) visit the store. There is a link to it on the side of the page, or maybe it’s on top. Who can remember anything?
**Categories:** Sweat News
---
### [How SwampButt People Relax On Weekends](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-people-relax-weekends/)
**Published:** July 4, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** How SwampButt Underwear People Relax On Weekends
**Content:**
[Relaxing On A Saturday](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/My-Movie-HD-720p.mov)
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear Wants to Give MLB All-Stars Some Miraculous Drawers](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-wants-to-give-mlb-all-stars-some-miraculous-drawers/)
**Published:** July 10, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Wants to Give MLB All-Stars Some Miraculous Drawers
**Content:**
SwampButt Underwear Wants to Give MLB All-Stars Some Miraculous Drawers. Babe Ruth, Lefty Gomez and Lou Gehrig all played in Major League Baseball’s first All-Star Game in 1933 and were later inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. But they never knew comfort like SwampButt Underwear™.
“I think the MLB all-stars of yesteryear missed out on a lot of things when compared to the great players of today,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesperson Nick Heraldson. “They knew very little about nutrition, exercising, performance enhancing substances or wearing garments that can help fight the awful affliction known as swampbutt. Those guys must have spent a lot of time just sitting in their own butt sweat. Poor bastards.”
**A Possible All-Star Performance**
Tomorrow night, the 88th annual MLB All-Star Game will be played at Marlins Park in Miami, Florida – a location known for its heat and humidity. Most players, coaches, umpires and fans are expected to have some degree of butt sweat by the time the game ends. And they all could have done something about it if they had just showed up better prepared for the climate.
MLB 2017 All Star Uniforms are embarrassing enough, no need to make it worse with a sweaty backside.The material in SwampButt Underwear is made to draw sweat away from the skin. This is known as “wicking.” In addition to wicking, SwampButt Underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which permits sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear.
“A little research would help a lot of people in that stadium avoid a nasty case of swampbutt,” said Heraldson. “Our website isn’t hard to find. There will be fans in attendance and perhaps a few players and [coaches who know the power of SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) and will be enjoying the Midsummer Classic in pure comfort. The only thing they’ll be sweating is the final score.”
SwampButt Underwear garments are manufactured to exact specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or at least in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
**An All-Star Season Deserves Some Great Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) is pleased to offer a free pair of its miraculous drawers (while supplies last) to any current or former MLB All-Star who want to improve his comfort level when playing baseball, fishing, hunting, mowing the lawn, playing golf, yelling at umpires, running, lifting weights or thinking about doing those things.
All-Star Game managers and coaches with the exception of Tommy Lasorda are also eligible to receive free SwampButt Underwear garments.
“Our world headquarters is located near Houston, so we are very excited about this year’s All-Star Game,” said Heraldson. “And we think we’ve found a way to unite today’s superstars and the great players of yesteryear together. So even if you played in the only All-Star Game held at the Kingdome (1979 Seattle) or participated in the only All-Star Game without any extra-base hits (1958 Baltimore) and want to know what life is like with a lot less butt sweat then SwampButt Underwear is here to help. All photos will be tastefully done.”
All interested parties can contact SwampButt Underwear at our website [www.swampbutt.com](https://www.swampbutt.com "SwampButt Underwear Wants to Give MLB All-Stars Some Miraculous Drawers") or via our Facebook or Twitter pages.
“Mr. Lasorda can even get a pair if he really wants them,” said Heraldson. “One of our employees is still mad about an autograph request that he was denied at the Astrodome in 1987. But I still think we can work things out.”
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [We're Number One: Science Names Americans Fattest; Possibly Sweatiest](https://swampbutt.com/were-number-one-science-names-americans-fattest-possibly-sweatiest/)
**Published:** May 2, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** We're Number One: Science Names Americans Fattest; Possibly Sweatiest
**Content:**
*Americans are number one in fat, fast food and sitting.*## Science Names Americans Fattest; Possibly Sweatiest.
### Life threatening obesity has become a worldwide epidemic.
There are 711 million overweight around the globe led by French fry loving Americans. A detailed report in the latest [New England Journal of Medicine](http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa1614362#t=article) is winning alarmed attention in Washington because it finds that American children and adults are leading the obesity parade. Obesity is also a well known co-morbidity for the Covid-19 virus. That is to say that people who are seriously overweight are more likely to catch and suffer with the Covid-19 virus.
**Do Fat Men Sweat More?**
In a word, yes. There are lots of reason. People who are overweight have to work harder to move. Add to that the insulating properties of fat. Because heat has a harder time getting out of muscles and organs, the human body must find a different way to cool off. Sweat is that way.
**Remedy?**
For those men who sweat a lot from the waist down, there is [SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com).
SwampButt Underwear performance undergarments are made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers. The traditional brief style is a blend of cotton and lycra. Both styles fit snuggly, there will never be any droop associated with our garments. The traditional brief style is a blend of cotton and lycra. Both styles fit snuggly, there will never be any droop associated with our garments.
How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield. When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rain water across a drive way or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster.
The same thing happens with our garment. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture. Our performance undergarments are made from lycra and polyester fibers. The brief style from cotton and lycra.
**How Does SwampButt Underwear Work?**
How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield. When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rain water across a drive way or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster.
The same thing happens with our garment. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture. Our performance undergarments are made from lycra and polyester fibers.
SwampButt Underwear performance undergarments are made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers.
**The Worst and Most Preventable Co-Morbidity**
The pandemic lockdown made the existing epidemic of obesity much worse. The American Psychological Association’s “Stress in America” poll, conducted in late February 2021, found that 42 percent of people surveyed reported they were heavier than the previous year. People in a separate survey reportedly gained an average of 29 pounds during the pandemic, with 10 percent gaining more than 50.
**How Obesity Makes Covid-19 Worse**
- The Centers For Disease Control (CDC) states that Obesity is linked to impaired immune function.
- Obesity decreases lung capacity and reserve and can make ventilation more difficult.
- A study of COVID-19 cases suggests that risks of hospitalization, intensive care unit admission, invasive mechanical ventilation, and death are higher with increasing BMI.
- The increased risk for hospitalization or death was particularly pronounced in those under age 65.
- More than 900,000 adult COVID-19 hospitalizations occurred in the United States between the beginning of the pandemic and November 18, 2020.
- Models estimate that 271,800 (30.2%) of these hospitalizations were attributed to obesity.
In a time when many things are beyond the control of American citizens, eating more vegetables, fruit, and lean meat in place of less nutritious options is something that can be controlled.”The highest level of age-standardized childhood obesity was observed in the United States, 12.7 percent,” said the report. “
**Who Is Fattest?**
The United States and [China](https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/tag/china?utm_campaign=autolink&utm_source=internal&utm_medium=autolink) had the highest numbers of obese adults,” added the authoritative study.
Obesity is no secret in the U.S., but the continued domestic epidemic, especially after the former Obama administration declared war on it, is alarming officials.
While the Journal looked at the global situation, a [Harvard University analysis](https://journalistsresource.org/studies/society/public-health/obesity-worldwide-children-death-trend-research?utm_source=JR-email&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=JR-email) of the new report highlighted the U.S. problem based on data from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Their analysis said, “About 38 percent of U.S. adults aged 20 and older are obese as are more than 17 percent of children aged 6 to 11, federal data shows.”
*It also pulled out the key global findings:*
- In 2015, an estimated 603.7 million adults and 107.7 million children worldwide were obese. That represents about 12 percent of all adults and 5 percent of all children.
- The prevalence of obesity doubled in 73 countries between 1980 and 2015 and continuously increased in most of the other countries.
- China and India had the highest number of obese children. China and the U.S. had the highest number of obese adults.
- Excess body weight accounted for about 4 million deaths — or 7.1 percent of all deaths — in 2015.
- Almost 70 percent of deaths related to a high BMI were due to cardiovascular disease.
- The study finds evidence that having a high BMI causes leukemia and several types of cancer, including cancers of the esophagus, liver, breast, uterus, ovary, kidney and thyroid. In rich and poor countries, obesity rates increased, indicating “the problem is not simply a function of income or wealth.
- Changes in the food environment and food systems are probably major drivers. Increased availability, accessibility, and affordability of energy-dense foods, along with intense marketing of such foods, could explain excess energy intake and weight gain among different populations.
- The reduced opportunities for physical activity that have followed urbanization and other changes in the built environment have also been considered as potential drivers; however, these changes generally preceded the global increase in obesity and are less likely to be major contributors.*Paul Bedard, the Washington Examiner’s “Washington Secrets” columnist, can be contacted at pbedard@washingtonexaminer.com*
[Fat Americans](http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/obesity-becomes-worldwide-epidemic-us-is-the-fattest/article/2629712)
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** fat, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat
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### [Dad’s Sweaty Backside Won’t Embarrass You Any More](https://swampbutt.com/dads-sweaty-backside-wont-embarrass/)
**Published:** May 25, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Dad’s Sweaty Backside Won’t Embarrass You Any More: SwampButt Underwear for Fathers Day
**Content:**
**Dad’s Sweaty Backside Won’t Embarrass You Any More:**
**Get Him SwampButt [Underwear For Father’s Day](https://swampbutt.com/is-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day/) Enter the coupon code “Father’s Day” on check out and get a 20% discount.**
May 25, 2017 – While there is no proof that people can die from embarrassment, there are times when the power of invisibility would be welcome. One of those times is when the male parent in a family has a butt that is so wet with sweat it leaves ‘butt prints’ on upholstery, bleachers, car seats and even barstools. Fortunately, there is a treatment for this general condition of ‘yuckiness’ and it also makes a great Father’s Day gift. [ SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) wicks away moisture (sweat) and allows it to evaporate before things get embarrassing. SwampButt Underwear is available at [www.swampbutt.com](https://www.swampbutt.com "Dad’s Sweaty Backside Won’t Embarrass You Any More").
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Maroon-Final-1.jpg)*Dad’s Sweaty Backside Won’t Embarrass You Any More:*
*Get Him SwampButt [Underwear For Father’s Day](https://swampbutt.com/is-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day/). Father’s Day gifts for dad will come unwrapped because no one’s father ever wrapped a gift himself.***Wait, Don’t Sit There!**
A sweaty butt sighting can also lead to difficult to answer questions like, ‘what did you sit in’ or ‘are you not feeling well’ and everyone’s favorite, ‘is there someone we can call for you’ which is generally reserved for drunks, or those who have just received some terrible, personal news.
The makers of SwampButt Underwear want to help America’s fathers avoid these opportunities for misunderstandings, hurt feelings or fist fights with the gift of dryness; SwampButt Underwear. “Most men are pretty oblivious when it comes to their appearance, especially when it comes to body parts they cannot even see,” said SwampButt Underwear president and man who forgot to shave half his face this morning, Harold Nicoll. “It is up to family members to gently coach the man of the house on his appearance. Just because he can’t see or feel his waterlogged butt-cheeks does not mean they are not an issue.”
**Deals for Dad**
People who want to make this available for dad can enjoy a healthy discount. Enter the coupon code “Father’s Day” on check out and get a 20% discount. And in honor of dad, none of these gifts will be wrapped because no one’s father ever wrapped a gift himself. “We think the offer to not wrap dad’s gift makes it even more heart felt because it’s exactly what he would not do,” Nicoll said.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who sweats a lot south of the belt line, or who wants to be comfortable, or both. Made with polyester and spandex, this high-performance underwear draws sweat away from the skin for fast evaporation. SwampButt Underwear ™ LLC is registered in state of Texas. It is owned by two friends who before they did anything decided that their friendship came first and that if there were any conflict at all, they would dissolve the business. So far so good. We sell underwear for men who really sweat a lot south of their belt line. We also sell t-shirts that are similarly engineered. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) ™ is a registered trademark with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
CAPTION: Father’s Day gifts for dad will come unwrapped because no one’s father ever wrapped a gift himself.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [A Grand Slam for Those with Butt Sweat and Big Mouths](https://swampbutt.com/a-grand-slam-for-butt-sweat-and-big-mouths/)
**Published:** May 30, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** A Grand Slam for Those with Butt Sweat and Big Mouths.
**Content:**
**A Grand Slam for Those with Butt Sweat and Big Mouths**
**How SwampButt Underwear is Changing Things at the Ballpark**
May 30, 2017 (Lake Jackson, TX.) — Batter up! The competitive spirit of dad’s who live vicariously through their son’s youth baseball exploits is one of the strongest powers in the world. And few things create an annoying case of swamp butt faster than sitting on a metal bench in the heat of the day. So when those forces meet it’s a battle for supremacy. Check out the web site at www.swampbutt.com.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/yof8wtheguqazya046vy.jpg)*Former major league pitcher Mitch Williams confronts an umpire at his son’s game. No SwampButt for him!*“It’s a tale as old as time,” said noted heckler and [SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com) spokesman Nick Heraldson. “A father is watching his son’s game and the umpire misses yet another call. This will not stand. This cannot stand.” But the father cannot stand either because he has a nasty case of swamp butt. Instead of rushing to the fence and giving the ump the cursing of a lifetime for daring to squeeze the strike zone on his kid, he and other dad’s like him, have to stay seated because of their fear of visible butt sweat.
**Balking at Visible Butt Sweat**
Lucky for all those afflicted with butt sweat issues there’s [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) – the underwear for hot people. SwampButt Underwear wicks away moisture (sweat) and allows it to evaporate before things get embarrassing. SwampButt Underwear is available at www.swampbutt.com.
“We can’t condone yelling at umpires during youth baseball games because most likely those umps are dealing with their own butt sweat problems too,” said Heraldson. “But if you’re going to do it then SwampButt Underwear is here to make sure that you can do it without embarrassing yourself; well at least not embarrassing yourself because you have visible butt sweat.”
The material in SwampButt Underwear is made to draw sweat away from the skin. This is known as “wicking.” In addition to wicking, SwampButt Underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which permits sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear. [SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com) garments are manufactured to exact specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or at least in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
**Confidence is No Sweat Thanks to [SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com)**
New [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) users are already reacting differently to questionable calls.
“Last year an umpire totally blew it at third base and wrongly called my nine-year-old son out in front of what I assume was at least six major league scouts,” said a father that wished to remain anonymous. “It was a ridiculous call and that ump deserved to know what an idiot he was. But it was a hot day and I didn’t want to show the group of moms behind me how much butt sweat was visible through my shorts. So I just booed while seated. It was so frustrating. But now thanks to [Swampbutt Underwear I’m able to stand](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/) with confidence and tell those umpires that they suck. Thanks SwampButt!”
Spouses of hecklers are also seeing dynamic changes thanks to [SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com).
“Last year there would be a bad call and my husband would keep his sweaty backside glued to the bleachers because he was afraid that some of the more attractive moms would giggle at his butt sweat,” said the wife of a jeerer who did not wish to be identified. “He would say some half-assed insult that only I could hear. It was pathetic. But not anymore.”
Now if an ump misses a call, men all across the fruited plain are up on their feet giving teen aged volunteers or other players’ parents all they can handle. “He saunters around now like he’s the cock of the walk,” wife of sweaty dad went on. “Before SwampButt Underwear he was the cock of nothing.”
Heraldson and the company’s banker are pleased that SwampButt Underwear is helping so many with the terrible affliction of swampbutt.“SwampButt Underwear can’t help you with your anger issues,” said Heraldson. “But we can make those people with anger issues more comfortable.”
For more information read also: [https://swampbutt.com/testimonial\_trusted/how-swampbutt-underwear-changed-my-life-for-the-better/](https://swampbutt.com/testimonial_trusted/how-swampbutt-underwear-changed-my-life-for-the-better/ "How SwampButt Underwear Changed My Life For The Better.")
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Wear SwampButt Underwear Or No One Will Want To Ride In Your Golf Cart](https://swampbutt.com/no-one-will-want-to-ride-in-your-golf-cart/)
**Published:** June 14, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** No One Will Want To Ride In Your Golf Cart
**Content:**
No golf cart on tour but there is plenty of butt sweat. It was at this event in 2010 where Robert Garrigus is believed to have gotten the worst case of swamp butt ever recorded. But Kyle Reifers gave Garrigus a run for his money recently at the Byron Nelson. Photo courtesy of ‘Golf Digest.’## Riding alone in the golf cart this round; could be your butt sweat?
It could be your Take a look at this dude. He has serious, golf related swamp butt. No one will ride in the cart with him because, well, you know. It’s a shame because it does not have to be like this. The wrong underwear will ruin your round. Who wants to drag around sweat soaked pants that add a couple of pounds and make you feel like you have a diaper on? No normal person, that’s who.
But besides being icky feeling, swamp butt can lead to real problems. We wrote about jock itch before, but here is another malady. If sweat occurs in your butt crack and you sit in that sweat for too long, bacteria and germs will accumulate.
That can lead to maceration—a breakdown of the skin that can lead to chronic itching and secondary infection, according to a leading scientician who refused to leave his name.
Wear SwampButt Underwear Or No One Will Want To Ride In Your Golf Cart.PGA tour golfer Kyle Reifers has the worst swamp butt on the tour. Photos and tweets about his sweat soaked backside are legendary. The condition does not seem to bother him or affect his scores. It just sucks when that backside borne tidal wave is happening in front of thousands of gallery members at Colonial and another couple hundred thousand watching on TV. We feel your pain Kyle. Stay strong and Wear [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/).
SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who sweats a lot south of the belt line, or who wants to be comfortable, or both. Made with polyester and spandex, this high-performance underwear draws sweat away from the skin for fast evaporation. It is not a cure, but it will go a long way toward alleviating some of the worst cases, like this one.
[Hooked on Golf Feature Product: SwampButt Underwear](https://www.hookedongolfblog.com/?s=swampbutt)
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) ™ is a registered trademark with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** golf, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat
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### [News Of No SwampButt Underwear Windshield Decals Disappoints Dozens.](https://swampbutt.com/news-of-no-swampbutt-underwear-windshield-decals-disappoints-dozens/)
**Published:** June 26, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** News Of No SwampButt Underwear Windshield Decals Disappoints Dozens
**Content:**
**News Of No SwampButt Underwear Windshield Decals Disappoints Dozens.**
SwampButt Underwear™ regrets to inform the public that windshield stickers and decals of its beloved mascot ‘Rufus’ will not be ready in time to apply to their automobiles, SUV’s, pickup trucks, recreational or off road vehicles this summer. The company apologizes for any inconvenience or stress this unfortunate development may cause. But the company also has a ‘workaround’ solution.
**Why Stickers Matter**
“People use car stickers to brag on their last names, sports teams they like, the accomplishments of their children and even brag about expensive ice chests they may or may not own,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “So we wanted to give the populace an opportunity to tell their fellow drivers that they once had sweaty backsides, but thanks to SwampButt Underwear that issue is now completely behind them.”
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/IMG_3381.jpg)*Sticker shock! News Of No SwampButt Underwear Windshield Decals Disappoints Dozens. Tell the world that you wear SwampButt Underwear by taping a pair to the back windshield. It’s better than a decal because it comes off easier and causes a little bit of shade.* Heraldson went on to explain that, “the decal company couldn’t get the gleam in Rufus’ eyes quite right, plus they ran out of glue, so we’ve had to postpone that project for the time being.”
But that doesn’t mean SwampButt Underwear devotees must refrain from sharing the good news about their miraculous SwampButt Underwear with total strangers.
**Fly Your SwampButt Underwear Flag Freely**
“A way to spread the word, especially now that the decals are not available, is to take a pair of SwampButt Underwear and tape it to your back windshield. It’s eye catching and lets the world know that even at 75 miles per hour your butt is dry. And with our amazing selection you’re guaranteed to find something that fits your automobile’s color scheme.”
“Another great way for people to tell the masses about SwampButt Underwear is to buy multiple pairs and then post photos of them to social media channels until close friends acknowledge the superior underwear of their friends and relatives and decide, ‘hey he’s not better than me’, and they buy some too!,” said Heraldson.
**Stuck in Traffic But Feeling Dry**
Some SwampButt Underwear enthusiasts are already taping underwear to their back windshields and seeing their social lives improve.
“I always thought having car stickers of the products that I like to use would result in a lot of great friendships,” said F. X. Johnson from outside of Atlanta, Georgia. “But seldom did people ask me my opinion even though we were stuck in traffic and the perfect conversation icebreakers could be clearly seen. Ever since I fastened those SwampButt Underwear to my truck I’ve had a lot of people wanting to learn more about my hopes, my dreams and these fantastic underwear. I’m more comfortable in my own skin now. And my butt is comfortable too, thanks to [SwampButt](https://swampbutt.com/without-swampbutt-underwear-easter-bunnys-lament-includes-dogs-ticks-sweaty-backside/) Underwear.”
Other drivers are starting to notice SwampButt Underwear on the highways and byways of America as well.
“I was filling up the car when a truck with [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) on the back started getting gas next to me,” said a woman from Angleton, Texas who gave her name but had forgotten her i.d.. “We got to talking and I learned so much about wicking and how if sweat sits too long on your butt that bacteria and germs accumulate. It was fascinating. I was sad to see that fella go because then, I only my husband and his ‘Coexist’ bumper sticker to talk about.”
**A Window to Helping Your Sweaty Backside**
The material in SwampButt Underwear is made to draw sweat away from the skin. This is known as “wicking.” In addition to wicking, SwampButt Underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which permits sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear.
SwampButt Underwear garments are manufactured to exact specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or at least in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
“SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who likes to be comfortable while using his back windshield to apprise nearby strangers of his hobbies and activities,” said Heraldson. “And for those guys who want comfort and demand respect we suggest wearing [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) while affixing another pair to your truck or car window. [SwampButt Underwear also comes in handy when you’re](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/) fishing, hunting, mowing the lawn, playing golf, yelling at umpires, running, lifting weights or thinking about doing those things.”
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Why More Stank When Stressed?](https://swampbutt.com/why-more-stank-when-stressed/)
**Published:** April 5, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Why More Stank When Stressed?
**Content:**
BY [ALISA HRUSTIC](http://www.menshealth.com/author/alisa-hrustic) April 4, 2017. Why More Stank When Stressed?Why More Stank When Stressed? Plenty of guys can leave the gym after a beastly workout drenched in sweat, and smell pretty much perfectly fine afterward. Sure, you’ll be soaked, but you probably won’t reek. NOTE: This article appears in Mens’ Health. Why More Stank When Stressed?But when you’re set to [deliver](http://themenshealthbox.com/) a presentation in front of the entire company? That’s when your perspiration turns seriously putrid. What’s the difference? Sweat is sweat, right?
Not so fast: Your body actually has two different types of sweat glands, explains George Preti, Ph.D., an organic chemist at the Monell Chemical Senses Center, where he researches the origin of human odors.Eccrine glands produce the watery sweat that covers your body after a hard run. This sweat develops all over your skin, and cools your body down as it evaporates, whether it because of exercise or heat. [](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Soiling-The-Air_edited-1.jpg)Why More Stank When Stressed? The fact that you cannot smell your own stank does not mean that you do not smell really bad.But your apocrine glands, usually only found in your armpit area, are activated when you’re under psychological [stress](http://www.menshealth.com/health/stress-free-life), explains Preti. This sweat produces a strong, sometimes even sulfurous odor when you’re anxious or scared.
Because stress also activates your body’s sympathetic nervous system, you might also notice your heart racing, sweaty palms, and a dry mouth, says Ramsey Markus, M.D., associate professor of dermatology at the Baylor College of Medicine. Why More Stank When Stressed?
The sweat that we produce when we work out is mostly comprised of water, but the sweat that comes from the apocrine glands has a higher concentration of fat, lipids, and proteins, says Dr. Markus, M.D.
That’s good news for bacteria, who love to feed on that mix, but bad news for the guy sitting next to you: Those bacteria produce fatty acids and ammonia, which creates a strong odor, he says.
While it may reek, stress sweat doesn’t actually produce that much wetness under your pits, Dr. Markus adds. You might just notice it more because of its strong stench. But if you consistently deal with excessive sweating (known as hyperhidrosis), you might experience both too much sweat *and* too much funkiness, he says, making it twice as uncomfortable. (Here’s [why you may sweat more than other guys](http://www.menshealth.com/health/fit-guys-sweat-more).)
So what’s the reason behind the raunch? Scientists aren’t sure why apocrine glands switch on the stink, but there might be an evolutionary reason behind it, says Preti. Animals tend to emit an odor when they’re stressed, too. That odor acts as a signal to its peers that something dangerous or fearful is happening, he explains.
Another theory suggests that our ancestors may have developed a similar stress reaction to being attacked by an animal, explains Dr. Markus. Scientists speculate that we may have evolved to produce this odor during stressful situations as a way to ward off predators. Why More Stank When Stressed?
**How to Stop Your Stress Sweat**
Luckily, there are things you can do to tame your B.O., even if you’re constantly anxious. For one, learning how to calm yourself down in a stressful situation doesn’t hurt. (Use this trick to [de-stress in under two minutes](http://www.menshealth.com/health/relaxing-breathing-technique).)
But learning how to control those emotions can take some time. Treating the underarm area directly can help you manage the odor and wetness quickly, says Dr. Markus.
That means you can’t let the weeds go untamed: If you don’t really groom your armpits, the excess hair in your underarms can trap the oil and give the bacteria more surface area to feast on the sweat, he explains. (Here’s the [best way to trim your armpit hair](http://www.menshealth.com/style/why-men-should-shave-armpits).) Why More Stank When Stressed?
Then, it’s important to find an antiperspirant that works for you. Aluminum chloride, the active ingredient in most antiperspirants, actually plugs up your sweat glands—whether they’re apocrine or eccrine—and prevents any moisture from reaching your skin.
If you want to manage your odor, using a strong over-the-counter antiperspirant like [Certain Dri](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002BMB1MG/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=menshealth06-20&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B002BMB1MG&linkId=ed77b754cdd36413be6c20f282194cfe) can help minimize your sweating, and thus your B.O., says Dr. Markus. Why More Stank When Stressed?
If you’re dealing with more odor than wetness, try out the [best deodorants for men](http://www.menshealth.com/style/best-deodorants-for-men), or look for an antiperspirant that also has a deodorant in it, suggests Dr. Markus.
Having a hard time finding an OTC product that works? Your dermatologist can recommend prescription solutions like Drysol, which contains a higher concentration of aluminum chloride than an OTC antiperspirant, or even Botox injections in your underarms if you need something stronger, he says.
But Botox can get pricey and the injections aren’t permanent, he says, so don’t write off OTC solutions without testing out a couple of options first. If the B.O. still sneaks up on you after trying several options, talk to your dermatologist. He or she can help you find a treatment that works best for you.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Hydrogen sulfide and ammonia give the planet its particular taint.](https://swampbutt.com/report-the-planet-uranus-smells-like-butt/)
**Published:** April 12, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Hydrogen sulfide and ammonia give the planet its particular taint.
**Content:**
[](http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/324141/uranus-smells-like-bad/)
> Hydrogen sulfide and ammonia give the planet its particular taint.
Sourced through Scoop.it from: [www.deathandtaxesmag.com](http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/324141/uranus-smells-like-bad/ "Hydrogen sulfide and ammonia give the planet its particular taint.")
This Makes Perfect Sense: Uranus Scented Like Butt.
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**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [For Travelers This Summer Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear ](https://swampbutt.com/for-travelers-this-summer-take-the-itch-out-of-jock-itch-with-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** May 16, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** For Travelers This Summer Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
**Content:**
For Travelers This Summer Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
*There is a party in your pants and tinea cruris fungus is invited…*
**Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear**
The warm weather months are great for people who like to travel because more trips can be taken and enjoyed. That is the good news. The not so good news is that sweat, bacteria, chaffing and fungus will also be congregating in the crotches of vacationers and that inevitably will lead to a fungal infection known as ‘tinea cruris’ or more commonly as jock itch. Jock itch is rarely serious but it is often uncomfortable, itchy and occurs on body parts no one wants to scratch in public. Keeping dry below the belt line is key to preventing the growth of the fungus that is jock itch and [SwampButt](https://swampbutt.com/without-swampbutt-underwear-easter-bunnys-lament-includes-dogs-ticks-sweaty-backside/) Underwear™ is a great way to keep butt cheeks, and crotches dry as the English sense of humor.
**Memorial Day Signals Summer Travel**
With Memorial Day approaching, warm weather, more daylight, and vacations will mean a heat wave inside the cut-offs, jorts, shorts and sportswear of travelers here in North America. SwampButt Underwear will help prevent fungal infections in the crotches of those with the good sense to wear a pair when the weather gets hot. The material in SwampButt Underwear is made to draw sweat away from the skin. This is known as ‘wicking.’ In addition to wicking, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which permits sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear. These garments are manufactured to exact specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Black-Performance.jpg)*SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who sweats a lot south of the belt line, or who wants to be comfortable, or both. Made with polyester and spandex, this high-performance underwear draws sweat away from the skin for fast evaporation.***What Travelers Should Know About Jock Itch**
Jock itch like ring worm is not a worm or a ring. It is a fungal infection. And here is something probably already known; fungi grow in warm moist environments, areas of the body such as the groin, inner thighs, and buttocks are the places where jock itch commonly occurs. Is there anyone who wants to scratch any of those places while on the job, at the club, eating in a restaurant, on a date, enduring a job performance review, at the movies, focusing on a presentation, lining up a putt, or attending church services? Not likely.
“As the name suggests, jock itch mostly affects male athletes, but people spending time travelling and exploring the world while on holiday are just as susceptible,” said corporate shill and SwampButt Underwear president Harold Nicoll. “It isn’t serious, but the itching, swelling, and need to scratch ‘down there’ are maddening.” Outside the underpants of sweaty dudes, fungi also grow in steamy shower rooms among damp towels, sweaty workout clothes, and wet floors. “If you are not wearing socks before you put your underwear on maybe start,” Nicoll urged. “This is because fungi can be carried from the feet into the underwear of men when they are changing in locker rooms or bathrooms at home. The more you know.” Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
**How to Know if you Have Jock Itch?**
- Itching and pain are common.
- A rash is on the groin, skin folds, inner thighs, or buttocks. The rash usually does not occur on the scrotum.
- The edge of the rash is very distinct and may be scaly or have bumps that look like blisters.
- The center of the rash may have a red-brown color.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who sweats a lot south of the belt line, or who wants to be comfortable, or both. Made with polyester and spandex, this high-performance underwear draws sweat away from the skin for fast evaporation. [SwampButt Underwear ™](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) LLC is registered in state of Texas. It is owned by two friends who before they did anything decided that their friendship came first and that if there were any conflict at all, they would dissolve the business. So far so good. We sell underwear for men who really sweat a lot south of their belt line. We also sell t-shirts that are similarly engineered.
SwampButt Underwear ™ is a registered trademark with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
For Travelers This Summer Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Not Fake News: Brace yourselves for another hot summer, forecasters say](https://swampbutt.com/not-fake-news-brace-yourselves-for-another-hot-summer-forecasters-say/)
**Published:** May 19, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Not Fake News: Brace yourselves for another hot summer, forecasters say
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/nws-summer-outlook.png)*The National Weather Service (a real U.S. government agency) says it’s going to be really hot this summer. No government agency ever lies! Not Fake News: Brace yourselves for another hot summer, forecasters say.*Not Fake News: Brace yourselves for another hot summer, forecasters say. You may or may not believe the information presented about global warming or as it is now referred to as climate change. We don’t care. Because at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/), we want our customers, prospective customers and casual readers to be prepared for any and all hot, sweaty or swamp butt related emergencies. This is one such warning that gives the public ample time to prepare, and isn’t that nice for a change? Not Fake News: Brace yourselves for another hot summer, forecasters say
**Inconvenient Last Minute Emergencies**
Different than hurricanes that linger offshore for days, not deciding which way to go or tornadoes that pop up out of nowhere and even thermonuclear attacks that only allow 19 minutes notice. It’s too late to look for the umbrella when any of those are bearing down. Do not wait. Stock up now with plenty of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) while supplies last. People who wait until the last minute will face shortages, price gouging, and even looting when only cotton or flannel undergarments are available. Oh, the humanity.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/11903407-large.jpg)*Shortages of SwampButt Underwear could lead to scenes like this one is what we would tell you if our garments were available in stores. They are not. Not Fake News: Brace yourselves for another hot summer, forecasters say.***WASHINGTON —** U.S. forecasters are predicting another warmer than normal summer for most of the country along with wetter weather in a swath of states stretching from Texas to Montana.
The hot weather forecast came amid what’s already shaping up to be another unusually hot year. The National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) said last month was the [second warmest April on record globally](https://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/global/201704) — just a fraction of a degree behind the hottest in 2016. And so far 2017 is the second warmest year-to-date on record.
- [2016’s hellish summer weather: A “told-you-so” climate moment?](http://www.cbsnews.com/news/2016-hellish-summer-weather-a-told-you-so-climate-moment/)
The [National Weather Service’s summer outlook](http://www.cpc.ncep.noaa.gov/products/predictions/long_range/seasonal.php?lead=1) issued Thursday predicts greater chances for hot weather in states that fall along the East Coast, Texas, Alaska and pretty much everywhere else.
The exceptions are Montana, Wyoming, the Dakotas, Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas and parts of Missouri and Colorado.
But forecaster Stephen Baxter says it may not be as hot as recent summers because rain-soaked soil from a wet spring may keep the heat down.
Baxter forecasts a wetter than normal summer for Alaska and parts of the already soggy Great Plains.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-forecasters-another-hot-summer/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=37809244
Not Fake News: Brace yourselves for another hot summer, forecasters say
Not Fake News: Brace yourselves for another hot summer, forecasters say
Not Fake News: Brace yourselves for another hot summer, forecasters say
Not Fake News: Brace yourselves for another hot summer, forecasters say
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Fashion Maniac Covers SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/fashion-maniac-covers-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** March 18, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Fashion Maniac Covers SwampButt Underwear
**Content:**
Fashion Maniac Covers SwampButt Underwear. Yes, you read that correctly. We at SwampButt Underwear find ourselves in very rare and special company as the editor of [Fashion Maniac](http://fashionmaniac.com) chose to cover our Spring Break announcement. Our high performance underwear was on the same page as Bravado, Marc Jacobs, Barbara Frank, Cheryl Gorski, Louis Vuitton and Prada. We are all as flattered as we are surprised, but this is a really good surprise. We don’t normally think of these quality constructed, high value underpants as ‘fashion’ but maybe we should start!
**Selling Ourselves Short Fashion Maniac Covers [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/)**
We typically only focus on the utility and benefits wearers derive from SwampButt Performance Underwear. SwampButt Underwear™ performance shorts are made from lycra and polyester to wick away and evaporate moisture faster than otherwise possible. The benefit we extolled for spring break 2017 was that the tight-fitting underwear will
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/look-book-butt-botox-02.jpg)*Fashion Maniac Covers SwampButt Underwear. Botox for sweat gland blocking costs a lot and requires up to 20 injections near the butt hole. SwampButt Performance Underwear costs $18.99, does the same thing and there is not anal poking required.*also help prevent sand migrating from the ocean into the crotches and butt cracks of America’s future leaders, aka college kids on spring break.
**Make A Bold Fashion Statement Fashion Maniac**
Rather than focus solely on the usefulness of our garments, we need to remind ourselves and our customers and potential customers that there is more to SwampButt Underwear than the prevention of a wet, smelly and unsightly backside. Our underwear allows the sweatiest among us to make a bold fashion statement. If anyones’s backside sags from too much un-evaporated sweat it will not matter how much was paid for an outfit or how famous and trendy the designer is. The only thing you will be remembered for is that you had swamp butt.
**No Exotic Cures Needed Fashion Maniac Covers [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/)**
Botox has been FDA-approved since 2004 for excessive sweating, also called hyperhidrosis,” explains [Dr. Dima Ali of WellMedica](http://wellmedica.com/). “Botox is a protein complex and works by interfering with signals between nerves and sweat glands, essentially blocking the ability to sweat.” That’s the good part. Here comes the bad.
It takes from fifteen to twenty injections in the anal fold (I think that’s the sphincter and immediate real estate around it), about a fifty square centimeter area, to get the job done correctly. Average pricing, depending on where you live, which doctor you see, and just how active your lower back side sweat glands are, ranges from $750-$1500. In contrast a pair of SwampButt Performance Underwear costs $18.99 and there will not be any injections in the butt hole, or the butt hole area. **Fashion Maniac Covers SwampButt Underwear**
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [In Everett Washington They Are Prepared For Spring Break With SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/in-everett-washington-they-are-prepared-for-spring-break-with-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** March 19, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** In Everett Washington They Are Prepared For Spring Break With SwampButt Underwear
**Content:**
In Everett Washington They Are Prepared For Spring Break With SwampButt Underwear. Everett Washington is a long way from Texas or the south, but they still have and need to prepare for the ravages of sand born spring break misery. We were pleased to see the article published by the Herald Net newspaper in Everett, WA.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/sandpaper.jpg)*In Everett Washington They Are Prepared For Spring Break With SwampButt Underwear. Sandpaper is used to rub off rust, paint, barnacles, and smooth out rough and uneven wood. The chief ingredient in sandpaper is sand which is what will collect in the bottoms of swimwear unless [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) is employed as a barrier.*To see the article as published click here:
[Singing scallops, bat lady and spring underwear](http://www.heraldnet.com/life/singing-scallops-bat-lady-and-spring-underwear/)
- [ANDREA BROWN](http://www.heraldnet.com/author/andrea-brown/)
- Sun Mar 19th, 2017 1:30am
Springs starts this week. That’s something even the scallops are singing about. Get a little batty and keep the sand out of your pants. wampButt Underwear
1. Songs from the sea.
Singing pink scallops are back on Puget Sound dinner plates for a limited time. The unique scallops are called singers because they open and close their shells while they swim, giving the appearance that they’re singing. Also, they are pink.In Everett Washington They Are Prepared For Spring Break With SwampButt Underwear
For restaurants serving up the singers, go to [www.jffarms.com/pink-scallops](http://www.jffarms.com/pink-scallops "In Everett Washington They Are Prepared For Spring Break With SwampButt Underwear").
2. Tales from the Bat Lady.In Everett Washington They Are Prepared For Spring Break With SwampButt Underwear
Learn everything you always wanted to know (but was afraid to ask) about bats from Barbara Ogaard, who rehabilitates injured bats for Bats Northwest and the Sarvey Wildlife Care Center. She’ll put on a show with slides, props and stories. And you can meet a few of the Bat Lady’s pets — from a distance, that is. Presentation is 10 a.m. to noon March 25 at Chase Lake Elementary School commons room, 21603 84th Ave. W., Edmonds. Free. Donations accepted for Sarvey. Hosted by Edmonds Floretum Garden Club. More at [www.edmondsfloretumgardenclub.org](http://www.edmondsfloretumgardenclub.org/ "In Everett Washington They Are Prepared For Spring Break With SwampButt Underwear").
3. Prevent sand chafing, uh, down there. In Everett Washington They Are Prepared For Spring Break With SwampButt Underwear
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) is made to fend off sand that collects inside beachwear bottoms at the worst possible location and the rash and chafing that accompany it. The men’s [boxers and briefs](https://swampbutt.com/store/wear-mens-swampbutt-underwear/mens-swampbutt-underwear-performance-boxers/2020-white-boxer-briefs/get-two-pairs-of-traditional-swampbutt-boxer-briefs-for-20-20/) wick away moisture and act as a barrier against that reef. Handy for dudes on spring break who are too busy to change their shorts. Also available: SwampButt T-shirts with a logo of a green alligator in tighty-whities. More at [www.swampbutt.com](https://www.swampbutt.com/ "In Everett Washington They Are Prepared For Spring Break With SwampButt Underwear").
*— Andrea Brown, Herald writer*
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear Covered By Gear Junkie](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-covered-by-gear-junkie/)
**Published:** March 23, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Covered By Gear Junkie
**Content:**
SwampButt Underwear Covered By Gear Junkie. If you want all the latest and greatest gear, look no further than [Gear Junkie](https://gearjunkie.com/roundup/emerging-gear-03-23-2017#NoMoreSwampChafe) for everything great. We were very pleased to be included on the gear Junkie web site recently. Thank you Adam!
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Gear-Junkie.png)*[Gear Junkie](https://gearjunkie.com/roundup/emerging-gear-03-23-2017#NoMoreSwampChafe) aficionados will rejoice to see SwampButt Underwear included with the other stars of equipment listed at [Gear Junkie](https://gearjunkie.com/roundup/emerging-gear-03-23-2017#NoMoreSwampChafe).***In Case You Missed It**
Spring breakers love the beach, but it is doubtful that many also have affection for all that sand that will collect inside their beach wear bottoms or the rash and chafing that accompany. SwampButt Underwear™ performance shorts are made from lycra and polyester to wick away and evaporate moisture faster than otherwise possible. But there is another benefit; the tight-fitting underwear will also help prevent sand migrating from the ocean into the crotches and butt cracks of America’s future leaders, aka college kids on spring break.
**SwampButt Underwear: A Barrier Against That Reef**
Those who wear lose fitting or no [underwear for days](https://swampbutt.com/is-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day/) at a time at any of the nation’s beaches this month will accumulate sand in the worst possible location, inside swim wear. Makers of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) named this affliction ‘swamp-chafe’ because of the place on an individual’s body it occurs (the human butt) and the hot weather that is part of the equation.
The construction and materials SwampButt Underwear is made from cling to the wearer; thus, providing a barrier against the unwanted encroachment of sand. “It will not matter how much sand or how red and irritated anyone’s crotch or butt crack gets while on spring break,” said Harold Nicoll, president of SwampButt Underwear LLC. “No one will be digging any pearls out of there,” he warned. An uncomfortable day at the beach might be the best thing anyone gets out of their drawers, as infections and other complicated skin disorders often accompany swamp-chafe.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Final-Spring-Break-SwampButt_edited-1.jpg)*SwampButt Underwear performance brown is perfect for spring breakers or those who don’t want to change for a few days or spring breakers who lost their luggage or woke up in a strange place. Skid marks are all but camouflaged.***Serious Beach Sand Disease**
The places on an individual’s skin that are rubbed to the point of bleeding can get infected. “There is a lot of bad stuff lurking in that innocent looking beach sand,” Nicoll said. “Mostly E-coli that results from waste and storm water that drains directly into the ocean from shore.”
According to the web site, www.medicinenet.com, beach sand and not beach water is what is more likely to make spring breakers sick. “Studies done with water and sand from Hawaiian beaches found a “higher abundance” of bacteria indicating fecal contamination — bugs such a E. coli, for example — in the sand than in the water,” the site published.” SwampButt Underwear Covered By Gear Junkie
**Wear SwampButt Underwear To Prevent Swamp-Chafe**
As with so many things, prevention is the best medicine. For those who want to avoid the grinding despair of swamp chafe, wear SwampButt Performance Underwear. ‘We recommend our brown, sand colored performance underwear,” Nicoll stated. “It is the color of sand and if the wearer does not change for a few days, who’s going to know?”
**To Learn More SwampButt Underwear Covered By Gear Junkie**
To learn more about SwampButt Underwear and how to obliterate the blight of butt sweat, and wipe out swamp chafe before it starts follow @swampbutt or join us on Facebook at SwampButt Underwear. Also check out www.swampbutt.com for all SwampButt Underwear news, including the Stank Blog. SwampButt Underwear Covered By Gear Junkie
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Soldier Systems Discovers SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/soldier-systems-discovers-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** March 29, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Soldier Systems Discovers SwampButt Underwear
**Content:**
Soldier Systems Discovers SwampButt Underwear. Another media outlet has discovered and covered SwampButt Underwear. An on line daily called Soldier Systems ran a very nice article about our performance underwear. To read the entire article please go to:
**Meet Soldier Systems**
Soldier Systems Daily is the premier daily web publication covering the tactical industry. Government and military acquisition professionals, industry leaders, and consumers alike rely on Soldier Systems Daily for its up-to-date reporting and in-depth analysis. Soldier Systems Daily doesn’t just report government procurement awards nor parrot press releases from industry.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ssd-logo-header.png)*Soldier Systems Discovers SwampButt Underwear. Soldier Systems discovered [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) and introduced us to their readers.*All information is weighed for its added value and paired with historical data to provide unmatched insight into the tactical industry. No one else focuses on industry like Soldier Systems Daily and no one else publishes the sheer volume of information on a daily basis.
**TacticalFanboy.com**
Last fall the publishers realized that as their readership grew, so did their interests vary. In response, editorial content began to shift somewhat as well. Ever conscious of the core readership, consisting of Industry, Government, and Military, they became a bit concerned that they had lost some of their focus. And in that notion, the idea for Tactical Fanboy was born. Officially launched during SHOT Show, readers can think of it as sort of an alter ego. Over the past few months TF’s fan base has grown and grown. And some of their most popular stories have been from TF.
SSD has moved back to its roots concentrating on hardcore Government and Industry news while TF has picked up the more recreational and entertainment sides of this community, with a little bit of humor and risque content thrown in for good measure. While this may mean no more worries about running across content on SSD that may be questionable at work, don’t just write TF off as some wannabe site. The name might be lighthearted but the content will always be on point. But don’t worry, you’ll see them share content and collaborate regularly.
[**www.TacticalFanBoy.com**](http://www.tacticalfanboy.com/)
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Sweat sensors could someday monitor health](https://swampbutt.com/sweat-sensors-could-someday-monitor-health/)
**Published:** December 20, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweat sensors could someday monitor health
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/5858acd3acc83.image_.jpg)Sweat sensors could someday monitor health. You don’t need a sensor to know that you get SwampButt in Winter.Sweat sensors could someday monitor health. Listen to your perspiration: ‘Sweat sensors’ could someday monitor health in real time. What an age we live in, where sensors will be able to diagnose health and disease just from sweat. But for those who already sweat a lot, you do not need a sensor to know that your butt sweats a lot. So yes, sweat sensors’ could someday monitor health in real time. Until then, wear [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/).
As health-conscious and active individuals flock to “wearables” such as watches and heart-rate monitors, technology can help us learn more about our bodies. New sensors may someday be able to monitor our sweat and offer important information about our health. Sweat sensors could someday monitor health.
Researchers at the Northwestern University Center for Bio-Integrated Electronics, in Evanston, Ill., have developed an adhesive sensor that can “read” a person’s sweat to learn more about the state of their health. Information can be wirelessly transmitted to the person’s smart phone for real-time analysis.
Researchers say this device may someday be able to serve as an alternative to blood tests.
Sweat is full of chemical molecules that can indicate what is happening inside the human body. Doctors can use it to diagnose certain diseases, reveal drug use and gain insight into athletic performance.
The best part about reading sweat is that it’s readily accessible and doesn’t require invasive procedures to obtain it. Researchers say these sensors may someday enable doctors to more easily monitor the health of their patients and to help athletes optimize their performance. Sweat sensors could someday monitor health.
“Sweat is a rich, chemical broth containing a number of important chemical compounds with physiological health information … (The platform) we developed will allow people to monitor their health on the spot without the need for a blood sampling,” says John Rogers, materials scientist and director of the Center for Bio-Integrated Electronics.
The sensor is roughly the size of a quarter and designed for a one-time use of a few hours. It features “microfluidics” that move sweat down microscopic channels into compartments 4 millimeters in diameter. Each of these chambers measures specific biomarkers, such as pH, lactate, chloride and glucose levels. The sensor also can determine sweat rate and can store samples for more laboratory examination. Data is wirelessly synced with the smart phone app for analysis. Sweat sensors could someday monitor health.
Sweat can say a number of things about a person’s health. Too little could be a sign of dehydration. Too much could be a sign of excessive body heat. Excessively “fishy” smelling body odor also can be a sign of trimethylaminuria, a genetic disorder where the body can’t break down the chemical trimethylamine found in eggs, legumes and fish. Excessive sweating could even be a sign of hyperhidrosis, thyroid issues and even diabetes.
Other sweat sensors also are in development. Engineers at UC Berkeley in Berkeley, Calif., are testing an integrated system to simultaneously and selectively measure multiple sweat analytics. Their small sensor can be placed in “smart” wearables like wristbands or headbands to provide continuous analysis. The Berkeley device features a circuit board with five sensors that measure glucose, lactate, sodium, potassium and skin temperature. Researchers put the devices through various exercises with dozens of volunteers.
Sweat sensors may someday be used for more than optimizing workouts. George Brooks, UC Berkeley professor of integrative biology, says it also can be adapted to monitor other body fluids for those suffering from illness and injury. Data also could help spark early detection of some ailments. Multiples studies have shown that early detection of many cancers and diseases can significantly improve the outcome for the patient.
“While (it) works well on sweating athletes, there are likely to be many other applications of the technology for measuring vital metabolite and electrolyte levels of healthy persons in daily life,” Brooks says.
This article comes to us from Dispatch Argus on line.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Our National Nightmare Is Over; SwampButt Underwear Technical Issues Solved!](https://swampbutt.com/our-national-nightmare-is-over-swampbutt-underwear-technical-issues-solved/)
**Published:** February 9, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Our National Nightmare Is Over; SwampButt Underwear Technical Issues Solved!
**Content:**
**Our National Nightmare Is Over; [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Technical Issues Solved!**
As many of our customers and customer wannabe’s can attest we have been experiencing a lot of technical issues with the site. Happily they are solved and should not be an issue for some time. We identified the problem as the guy who was working on it and have asked him to focus on those things he is good at and to leave the technical I.T. stuff to the I.T. department.**Our National Nightmare Is Over; [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Technical Issues Solved!**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/scared-woman-retro.jpg)The Horrors of I.T. problems at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/)!In the meantime, the corrective actions are that the owner will have his sleeves pinned to his sides when he is around the main computer where the actual work gets done. “It all looked shiny and blinking,” said owner Harold Nicoll. “So I would press something and then say, ‘what does that do’ which was wrong.” We also saw that a number of people had started orders that they did not finish, so we installed a function that gives them another chance with us.
Of course we cannot know why someone had to stop their order. Maybe the phone rang, or there was someone at the door. Maybe a favorite TV show came on. Life is mostly a series of unplanned interruptions, so a function like this is good for everyone. As new business owners with limited experience we are in a very steep learning curve here.
We learn something new every day. Your patience and indulgence of our shortcomings is much appreciated. We want to be worthy of your loyalty.
And in all seriousness, we want to thank several customers who called and wrote to let us know that there were problems they encountered while trying to order garments on line. You guys are wonderful and we cannot thank you enough for reporting the outages and for being patient enough to come back. Thank you!! HN.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear Helps Prevent Sand Related Chafing ‘Down There’](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-helps-prevent-sand-related-chafing-down-there/)
**Published:** March 9, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Spring Break Brings Sun Sweat Sand and Swamp-Chafe: SwampButt Underwear Helps Prevent Sand Related Chafing ‘Down There’
**Content:**
***BULLETIN: In honor of spring break we are offering a 20% discount on our SwampButt Performance Underwear. Use the word sand during check out to get your discount.***
*# Spring Break Brings Sun Sweat Sand and Swamp-Chafe…*
**SwampButt Underwear Helps Prevent Sand Related Chafing ‘Down There’**
Lake Jackson, TX (March 9, 2017) – Spring breakers love the beach, but it is doubtful that many also have affection for all that sand that will collect inside their beach wear bottoms or the rash and chafing that accompany. SwampButt Underwear™ performance shorts are made from lycra and polyester to wick away and evaporate moisture faster than otherwise possible. But there is another benefit; the tight-fitting underwear will also help prevent sand migrating from the ocean into the crotches and butt cracks of America’s future leaders, aka college kids on spring break.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Blue-Made-in-the-USA-Last.jpg)Blue SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA Brand.**SwampButt Underwear: A Barrier Against That Reef**
Those who wear lose fitting or no [underwear for days](https://swampbutt.com/is-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day/) at a time at any of the nation’s beaches this month will accumulate sand in the worst possible location, inside swim wear. Makers of SwampButt Underwear named this affliction ‘swamp-chafe’ because of the place on an individual’s body it occurs (the human butt) and the hot weather that is part of the equation.
The construction and materials [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) is made from cling to the wearer; thus, providing a barrieragainst the unwanted encroachment of sand. “It will not matter how much sand or how red and irritated anyone’s crotch or butt crack gets while on spring break,” said Harold Nicoll, president of SwampButt Underwear LLC. “No one will be digging any pearls out of there,” he warned. An uncomfortable day at the beach might be the best thing anyone gets out of their drawers, as infections and other complicated skin disorders often accompany swamp-chafe.
**Serious Beach Sand Disease**
The places on an individual’s skin that are rubbed to the point of bleeding can get infected. “There is a lot of bad stuff lurking in that innocent looking beach sand,” Nicoll said. “Mostly E-coli that results from waste and storm water that drains directly into the ocean from shore.”
According to the web site, www.medicinenet.com, beach sand and not beach water is what is more likely to make spring breakers sick. “Studies done with water and sand from Hawaiian beaches found a “higher abundance” of bacteria indicating fecal contamination — bugs such a E. coli, for example — in the sand than in the water,” the site published.”
**Wear [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) To Prevent Swamp-Chafe**
As with so many things, prevention is the best medicine. For those who want to avoid the grinding despair of swamp chafe, wear SwampButt Performance Underwear. ‘We recommend our brown, sand colored performance underwear,” Nicoll stated. “It is the color of sand and if the wearer does not change for a few days, who’s going to know?”
**To Learn More**
To learn more about SwampButt Underwear and how to obliterate the blight of butt sweat, and wipe out swamp chafe before it starts follow @swampbutt or join us on Facebook at SwampButt Underwear. Also check out www.swampbutt.com for all SwampButt Underwear news, including the Stank Blog.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Can Anyone Look Good For Spring Break With Swamp Butt?](https://swampbutt.com/can-anyone-look-good-for-spring-break-with-swamp-butt/)
**Published:** March 14, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Can Anyone Look Good For Spring Break With Swamp Butt?
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/passed-out-main.jpg)*Not a good look as this reveler was knocked to the ground by the load of sand in his swim suit. Can Anyone Look Good For Spring Break With Swamp Butt?*
Can Anyone Look Good For Spring Break With Swamp Butt? This article was written by Maria Keuler of The Breeze on March 12, 2017. Conspicuously absent from her otherwise excellent article is information on preventing the scourge of swamp butt. For shame Maria. All the muscles, curves, abs, pecks, boobs, hips or biceps will not compensate for a collection of sand, seawater and sweat all collected in the back of a swim suit. [SwampButt Performance Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) is the answer and prevention for this malady. We plan to keep writing about it until the possibility of a perfect physique ruined by a baggy, drippy backside is erased.
Spring break means beaches and bathing suits. With bathing suits come the hours of exercising in the gym and skimping on the calories right before your vacay to get that perfect beach bod. With all that hard work you do before the island vacation, it’s important not to hit pause on your healthy living once the week ends. Yes, you’re on vacation — treat yourself, but you shouldn’t get lost in the cheat meals every day. Here are three ways to help turn the spring break bod into a lifestyle. Can Anyone Look Good For Spring Break With Swamp Butt?
Don’t over-compensate Can Anyone Look Good For Spring Break With Swamp Butt?
Vacations tend to come with a lot of new places and with new places come new food. Don’t over-compensate for all the meals you deprived yourself of and go crazy. You’ve denied them once before so you can keep it up. Indulge here and there, but not every time. There are plenty of healthier options, just look for them. Get the burger but skip the fries. When you get back home, turn your healthy living from pause to play and return to the healthy habits. You got your week of cheat meals, now go back to the grind as if spring break didn’t happen.
Keep up the schedule Can Anyone Look Good For Spring Break With Swamp Butt?
Get yourself back into the gym schedule you followed before break. Don’t skip a workout just because there’s no longer a reason to be in shape. Workouts have a positive effect on your mental health. If the workout schedule you used to follow was too much, use your exams as motivation. Make the gym your study break. It’s one hour of a perfect playlist and no textbooks. You’ll leave with a better attitude.
Summer isn’t too far away Can Anyone Look Good For Spring Break With Swamp Butt?
Summer is right around the corner. Turn your spring break bod into an awesome summer bod. Why let yourself go and have to start all over again three weeks before summer? If you maintain your healthy choices, they’ll turn into habits. You’ll feel guilty skipping a day at the gym or eating that drive-thru meal. Your body will start to crave the healthy living after months of habit. You’ll find yourself living comfortably rather than Googling “How to lose weight in a week.”
Although it’s easier said than done, doing something is always better than doing nothing. Life has no pause button and neither should you. You’ll regret every positive step that you don’t take.
*Read her whole article here: [http://www.breezejmu.org/offthebeat/how-to-maintain-the-spring-break-bod/article\_0056f0cc-0797-11e7-a993-cfc89165b214.html](http://www.breezejmu.org/offthebeat/how-to-maintain-the-spring-break-bod/article_0056f0cc-0797-11e7-a993-cfc89165b214.html). Maria Keuler is a junior media arts and design major. Contact Maria at .*
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear's Gridiron](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-gridiron-2/)
**Published:** September 10, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear's Gridiron
**Content:**
The start of the NFL season is upon us and in some cities so is the sun. And the humidity.
The sweatiest place will be in Jacksonville, Florida with a heat index of 88°. So here’s hoping that all the visiting Green Bay fans don’t melt into the seats. Keep your cheeseheads on and drink plenty of fluids.
The Heat Index is the temperature felt by the skin rather than the actual temperature due to the humidity level. When its hot outside humans sweat a lot and heat is removed via evaporation of sweat. But when its humid the evaporation rate slows down because of all the water already in the air. That’s when the affliction known as swampbutt occurs. And that’s where materials that can wick sweat away from the body can help.
Please note that games in domes are not listed. Houston is on the list because it is likely that the NRG Stadium roof will be open. Games in Landover and Santa Clara will be played Monday Night. All other games are Sunday.
**Location**
**Time**
**Temp**
**Humidity**
**Heat Index**
**1**
Jacksonville
Noon
88°
62%
96°
**2**
Baltimore
Noon
87°
64%
95°
**3**
Houston
Noon
86°
65%
93°
**4**
East Rutherford
Noon
82°
46%
82°
**5**
Philadelphia
Noon
81°
46%
81°
**6**
Nashville
Noon
80°
46%
80°
**7**
Landover
6:10 PM
79°
48%
79°
**8**
Kansas City
Noon
73°
51%
72°
**9**
Seattle
3:05 PM
64°
60%
63°
**10**
Santa Clara
9:20 PM
61°
61%
60°
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Swampy Conditions Abound Thanksgiving Weekend](https://swampbutt.com/swampy-conditions-abound-thanksgiving-weekend/)
**Published:** November 25, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Swampy Conditions Abound Thanksgiving Weekend
**Content:**
Swampy Conditions Abound Thanksgiving Weekend. Is it warm enough for swamp butt where you live? Probably. Southern states from Georgia to Florida have pleasant Thanksgiving weather in store, with no precipitation in the forecast and temperatures expected to reach 70 degrees in Atlanta and 80 degrees in Miami. It currently depends, however, on how quickly a storm in the midwest is able to travel east, though the precipitation is currently expected to travel through the southern states on Wednesday, leaving clear Thursday skies. Swampy Conditions Abound Thanksgiving Weekend
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/national_forecast.jpg)Swampy Conditions Abound Thanksgiving Weekend. Weather for Thanksgiving weekend, 2016. Forecast is for warm weather where warm weather usually happens.It’s going to be a sunny Thanksgiving for Americans in the Southwest. Though rain is in the forecast for parts of southern Texas on Wednesday, Thursday should have sunny skies across the Southwest, with temperatures expected to be primarily in the 60s and low 70s. Much of the western U.S. will have clear skies on Thanksgiving, and warm.
According to NOAA, temperatures will be warm where they usually are and not warm in places where they typically are not. Here are the details: .
Swampy Conditions Abound Thanksgiving Weekend
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Bad ideas For Reducing Butt Sweat](https://swampbutt.com/bad-ideas-for-reducing-butt-sweat/)
**Published:** December 5, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Bad ideas For Reducing Butt Sweat
**Content:**
Bad ideas For Reducing Butt Sweat! Bad ideas For Reducing Butt Sweat Bad ideas For Reducing Butt Sweat
We scoured the Interwebs for the worst ideas imaginable for reducing swamp butt. Of course a good idea is to get a pair of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) here. But for the ideas to avoid, here they are!
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/swampass-main-art.jpg)Not just bad ideas for reducing swamp butt, but the worst ideas ever to avoid swamp butt ever.How about wearing antiperspirant on the afflicted area?
Wearing a maxi pad or an adult diaper.
Two words: corn starch.
Accupuncture to treat excessive localized sweating.
If you’re hairy back there perhaps your mate (assuming you have one who can be talked into it) can give you a summer trim. I *hear* it makes a difference.
Butt sweating is more likely/profuse in the hour or two before a bowel movement and less so shortly after. So arrange your schedule accordingly.
Wear dark pants more often than not. Tan pants makes swamp butt very noticeable.
If you have a patch of hair in your lower back, shave that off with clippers preferably.
Freeballing.
Thongs.
Get your DNA changed or consider gene splicing.
Stop drinking.
Exfoliate your butt cheeks until your ass is red.
Botox.
Eat less.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear SEC Sweat with Olivia Harlan](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-sec-sweat-with-olivia-harlan/)
**Published:** September 4, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear SEC Sweat with Olivia Harlan
**Content:**
If you follow sports then you are probably familiar with sideline reporter [Olivia Harlan Dekker](http://www.brobible.com/tag/olivia-harlan).
She’s the daughter of legendary broadcaster [Kevin Harlan](http://www.brobible.com/tag/kevin-harlan) and the wife of former NBA player [Sam Dekker](http://www.brobible.com/tag/sam-dekker) – now a member of the Lokomotiv Kuban. Olivia and Sam [got married in July of 2018](https://brobible.com/sports/article/sam-dekker-olivia-harlan-got-married/) after announcing their engagement in May of 2017. Oh yeah, her grandfather is Bob Harlan, a former executive for the Green Bay Packers. It’s quite the sports family.
After being named Miss Kansas Teen USA in 2010, Olivia went on to graduate from the University of Georgia in 2014. As a professional Olivia has worked for the Green Bay Packers as a team reporter, covered SEC and ACC football for Fox Sports South and Raycom, hosted *ACC All-Access*, and served as a sideline reporter for Atlanta Hawks games.
In 2018, she even got to work with her dad Kevin on October 15, 2018 as the sideline reporter for the San Francisco 49ers-Green Bay Packers game he was announcing.
Now she works as a sideline reporter for ESPN college football games, NFL games on Westwood One Sports, and covers basketball for the Big Ten Network (and [moonlights as a style blogger on the side](https://www.instagram.com/oliviadekkerstyle/)). Olivia Dekker is an American sportscaster, currently working as a sideline reporter for ESPN [College Football](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/), the NFL on Westwood One Sports and Big Ten Network basketball. Dekker was Miss Kansas Teen USA in 2010, competing in the Miss Teen USA 2010.
> sweat more than I thought possible,splashed with celebratory Gatorade,&never stopped smiling. So good to be back?? [pic.twitter.com/BM6RpLgqPa](https://t.co/BM6RpLgqPa)
>
> — Olivia Harlan Dekker (@OliviaDekker) [September 4, 2016](https://twitter.com/OliviaDekker/status/772417644121190400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Smells Like Kenzo Spirit](https://swampbutt.com/smells-like-kenzo-spirit/)
**Published:** September 1, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Smells Like Kenzo Spirit
**Content:**
Smell like a Japanese martial artist and use Kenzo Perfume. Kenzo, a Japanese perfume brand, hired Spike Jonze to make their new fragrance ad stand out. So he hired Margaret Qualley from The Leftovers (also actress Andie MacDowell’s daughter) to dance like no one is watching in high heels.
And now we’re all left wondering … how does she smell? Can she use her hands as weapons only when she is dancing? And won’t the people at the banquet be worried about her if she doesn’t return soon? Hmmm. According to their website:
KENZO fragrances re-enchant the world. Infused with a zest for life and poetic appeal, the KENZO fragrances for women each express the brand’s joyful audacity and creative energy, like the different facets of a rich and ever-changing personality. FLOWER BY KENZO, the emblematic fragrance of the Maison, is derived from a poetic vision: to endow poppy, a naturally odorless flower, with its own fragrance. Springing up all around the city, poppies have the ability to unite the world and make it a much more beautiful place. It has become an icon in the field of perfumery, thanks to its unique powdery floral fragrance, bolstered by a bouquet of Bulgarian Roses. On a different note, KENZO Parfums developed L’EAU KENZO as a celebration of life for a more beautiful world! This invigorating and generous fragrant water, brimming with floral, fruity and colorful scents, is an aquatic floral fragrance that is as fresh as it is sensual.
The range of KENZO Parfums creations for woman would not be complete without KENZO WORLD, AQUA KENZO, KENZO JUNGLE, KENZO AMOUR, PARFUM d’ÉTÉ or even the brand’s first fragrance for women: ÇA SENT BEAU. An extensive choice of KENZO Parfums gift ideas that express each personality with joyful irreverence. So, smell like a Japanese martial artist and use Kenzo Perfume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABz2m0olmPg
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear Finds Sweat and Romance Co-Exist](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-finds-sweat-and-romance-co-exist/)
**Published:** September 8, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Finds Sweat and Romance Co-Exist
**Content:**
Researchers at California-Berkeley found that androstadienone, a pheromone found in male sweat, can raise levels of the hormone cortisol in some women. Cortisol is mainly associated with stress, but also plays a role in arousal.
But we recommend that you still shower. At least every a couple of days. Here is a better article on the subject.
By [Sarah Fader ](https://www.betterhelp.com/advice/editorial_team/sarah-fader/)
Updated May 09, 2019
Reviewer [Nicole J. Johnson](https://www.betterhelp.com/advice/editorial_team/)
Have you ever been attracted to someone as soon as you meet them, but you do not know why? Maybe they are just average looking, they are not wearing fancy clothes or showing off in a way that would attract someone, but there you are, standing right next to them, and you are feeling suddenly attracted to the person? Love at first sight, lust and intense attraction can all be a part of a pheromonal attraction that is common humans and other animal species.
Source: rosemarydoesfnafart.deviantart.com
Scientists in Osmology have determined that both sexes are attracted to each other through chemical messengers. These chemicals, pheromones, stimulate sexual arousal, desire, hormone levels, and even fertility when released. Pheromones are detected through smell and are produced through sweat, saliva, and urine. ## **Sexual Attraction And Pheromones**
Androsterone is a pheromone that makes men sexually appeal to women. Only 10% of the male population secretes an abundant amount of the pheromone, and these men are considered the sexiest or desirable in the population. Some of these men may not even be physically attractive; however, the pheromone Androsterone changes the way people perceive their desirability.
Androsterone is produced by the adrenal gland, testes, and ovaries, and is released through a man’s skin, hair, and urine. Women also produce and release the pheromone but at a rate four times less than men. This pheromone is also produced by the sex glands and secreted through sebaceous glands in both the male and female sex organs as smegma and has masculinizing effects on men.
Women also produce a sex pheromone called copulin in addition to Androsterone. Men do not produce copulin, however, and the pheromone seems to correlate to a women’s menstrual cycle when measuring amounts of the pheromone.
The levels of pheromones a person is producing are going to influence their sexual activity heavily. People who produce an elevated level of pheromones tend to have sex more often, feel more confident and sexually attractive, and can bond with others. High pheromones also make people more sexually attractive to others and therefore encourage more attention and social engagement.
Pheromones can also have the opposite effect and make you sexually repellent to some. People who have a love at first sight reaction to someone or who feel a strong attraction to another person are usually experiencing a pheromone attraction. The same can be said when you meet someone and automatically feel repelled by them. When you meet someone and do not like them, for seemingly no reason, you are probably having a pheromonal reaction to the person. In these cases, your pheromones are telling you that this person is not a genetically appealing match for reproduction.
### **Sexual Decline And Pheromones**
As people age, the number of pheromones they produce begins to decline. The drop in both pheromones and hormones that happens around 40-50 years of age can leave people feeling sexually unattractive, lonely, detached, irritable, depressed, and have low self-esteem.
Dr. Winnifred Cutler with the Athena Institute published many studies that showed post-menopausal women over 40 were found to be less attractive by men because of the decline in their hormone and pheromone production. Dr. Cutler, along with psychiatrists and researchers from Harvard completed a study on post-menopausal women who wore pheromones with perfume or topical treatment was found more attractive by men afterward.
Source: wikimedia.org
#### **Other Importance Of Pheromones**
Pheromones are not just produced for sexual attraction. Numerous research studies have been done on breastfed newborns and their mother’s. When two breast pads were placed on either side of a newborn, one the mother’s and the other a stranger’s, the newborn would always root towards the pad that belonged to its mother. These studies prove that we can detect each other through unique smell produced by pheromones.
Pheromones have also been known to be able to alter human moods. A pheromone secreted by the areolar glands in breastfeeding mothers can make childless women feel happy and the scent secreted by fear hormones through perspiration can raise another person’s anxiety levels when detected by smell. Studies also show that women are more relaxed around men who produce androstadiene, a hormone that comes from testosterone. Men also were more relaxed, and their sexual arousal levels lowered when they smelled tears collected from women while crying during a sad movie.
Pheromones also have a link to human sexuality. A 2005 study proved that gay men were attracted to the scent of men who were also gay and the scent of women aroused straight men. This test was done through blind sweat smelling tests.
## **Increasing Your Pheromones**
Because pheromones can increase your attractiveness and lead to a better sex life, fragrance and cosmetics companies have been working to bottle the scent of pheromones like androsterone into perfumes. Studies using pheromones at the University of Chicago showed that men who used topical pheromones had a 52% improvement in starting conversations and an even better rate of improvement in staying engaged in conversation. They also saw improvement in getting compliments, noticeable flirting from the opposite sex and a 40% increase in female sexual responsiveness.
Source: pexels.com
In the same study, females who used topical pheromones found themselves asked on dates more often and an increase in foreplay during sexual activity. 74% of the females who participated in the study saw a huge increase in their interactions with men overall with most reporting having sex more often and receiving more intimacy such as hugs and cuddling after a sexual act. Another study in 2002 by San Francisco State University showed that women who wore synthetic pheromones were found more attractive by their partners.
Although researchers speak of being able to smell pheromones, these chemicals don’t have an odor that we can consciously detect with our noses. Specific areas of our nasal tissues process pheromones and send messages to the brain about the scent even though we don’t smell it. Pheromones are present in sweat, but the chemicals are not what makes sweat have an odor.
Winnifred Cutler, one of the co-discoverers of pheromones and a reproductive biologist, opened the Athena Institute for Women’s Wellness Research and contended that generic substrates could mimic pheromones and react with our body’s natural chemist to have the same effect as natural pheromones. This means that a man that does not produce must androsterone could potentially wear a synthetic version of the pheromone that would have the same sex appeal affect as the natural chemical.
Natural pheromones vary from person to person, but there are a few ways to increase your pheromones output if you are looking to do so naturally.
- Exercise regularly- Pheromones are produced by sweat. You don’t want to walk about sweaty all day, but chances are if you are sweating more often those pheromones might be hanging around on your skin and in your hair. Exercising also rids your body of toxins, and when your pores are clearer, the pheromones you produce are stronger. For men, regular exercise also increases testosterone levels.
- Supplements- There are a few supplements that are said to increase testosterone, including zinc. There are also products on the market with Dehydroepiandrosterone, DHEA. This chemical is naturally produced in the body and seems to be a precursor to the sex pheromones. Taking supplements with DHEA can boost sexual pheromone production. Most of the products have not been reviewed by the Food and Drug Administration nor are their claims always clinically proven.
Source: pexels.com
### **The Future Of Pheromones**
Researchers are still studying and beginning to uncover more information about human pheromones. The most compelling uses for pheromones include using them for therapy and medication. Pheromones can be used to help regulate or improve mood, relax, or reduce anxiety, lift mood, or decrease depression, and other psychiatric benefits. Pheromones are also showing to be useful in sex counseling for couples that have lost intimacy or are struggling with intimacy, especially older adults.
As pheromones become more popular and funding becomes more available for research, mental health will take a forefront to research. A healthy sex life can have tremendous mental health and emotional benefits. Pheromones are also instrumental in improving self-esteem and confidence because of the increased attention and attraction that they have a hand in.
If you are struggling with depression, sexual health, intimacy, self-esteem, or confidence, you can start your healing journey with [Betterhelp](https://www.betterhelp.com/start/). This site will connect you to online counselors that can be the first step to increasing your attractiveness, confidence, and self-esteem, even without pheromone therapy or treatment.
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> Declaring a state of emergency for the flood of sweat flowing from Josh's pores [\#BachelorinParadise](https://twitter.com/hashtag/BachelorinParadise?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) [pic.twitter.com/CRyyzotfqQ](https://t.co/CRyyzotfqQ)
>
> — Kailee Davis (@kaileedavis) [September 7, 2016](https://twitter.com/kaileedavis/status/773326278674055169?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear Presents The Sweaty 16 - Week 2 (2016)](https://swampbutt.com/sweaty-sixteen-week-2-2016/)
**Published:** September 9, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Presents The Sweaty 16 - Week 2 (2016)
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/2000px-Alabama_Crimson_Tide_Logo.svg_.png)The hottest place on earth, well, at least in college football will be in Tuscaloosa, Alabama this weekend. When the Crimson Tide kicks off against Western Kentucky on Saturday at 2:30 p.m. (Central Time) the Heat Index will be 103°. Bama fans will most likely not sweat the final score of the game, but there is going to a ton of swampbutt in the stands. That’s what temperatures in the 90s with humidity near 60 percent will get you. It gets you a pretty wet butt.
The Heat Index is the temperature felt by the skin rather than the actual temperature due to the humidity level. When its hot outside humans sweat a lot and heat is removed via evaporation of sweat. But when its humid the evaporation rate slows down because of all the water already in the air. That’s when the affliction known as swampbutt occurs. And that’s where materials that can wick sweat away from the body can help.
Fans of other [college football teams will not be immune to swampbutt](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) this weekend either. The following are the Sweaty 16 – the 16 locations – based on the predicted Heat Index, where [swampbutt is most likely to run rampant in the stands](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/). So drink plenty of water.
### Sweaty 16 – Week 2
**Location**
**Home**
**Time**
**Temp**
**Humidity**
**Heat Index**
**1**
**Tuscaloosa, AL**
Alabama
2:30 PM
92°
57%
103°
**2**
**Gainesville, FL**
Florida
6:00 PM
90°
63%
101°
**3**
**Waco, TX**
Baylor
2:30 PM
86°
68%
94°
**4**
**Houston, TX**
Houston
11:00 AM
85°
70%
93°
**4**
**Miami, FL**
Miami
5:00 PM
84°
76%
93°
**4**
**Baton Rouge, LA**
LSU
6:30 PM
85°
70%
93°
**7**
**Austin, TX**
Texas
6:00 PM
85°
69%
92°
**8**
**Tallahassee, FL**
Florida St.
11:30 AM
86°
60%
91°
**8**
**Tempe, AZ**
Arizona St.
9:00 PM
94°
23%
91°
**10**
**Columbus, OH**
Ohio St.
2:30 PM
82°
76%
88°
**11**
**College Station, TX**
Texas A&M
11:00 AM
81°
82%
87°
**11**
**Clemson, SC**
Clemson
11:30 AM
87°
43%
87°
**11**
**Oxford, MS**
Mississippi
3:00 PM
85°
68%
87°
**14**
**Athens, GA**
Georgia
11:00 AM
85°
49%
86°
**14**
**Ft. Worth, TX**
TCU
1:00 PM
83°
60%
86°
**16**
**Morgantown, WV**
West Virginia
9:30 PM
82°
60%
84°
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Gwen Stefani to Fans: You're Gross SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/gwen-fans-youre-gross/)
**Published:** August 28, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Gwen Stefani to Fans: You're Gross SwampButt Underwear
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/efbac92361215177060cbc43d5f98a39.jpg)What’s that smell?According to the Charlotte Observer, during a recent performance, singer Gwen Stefani decided to leave the stage to mingle with her fans near the end.
A smelly decision to say the least.
She didn’t last long in the pit. Gwen informed her sweaty audience members that she had to stop signing autographs because she was being overwhelmed by their body odor. “Up close you guys are really, really smelly, and really sweaty,” Gwen joked. Then she said “I’m out of here. Gross.”
It was not necessarily shaping up to be a great night for Gwen Stefani in Charlotte.
This past spring, the 46-year-old pop star turned to Groupon for help with the show here, which can be an indicator of lukewarm interest. Then Live Nation held a Fourth-of-July-weekend sale, offering four lawn tickets for a dirt-cheap $40.
And on Saturday night, as concertgoers came through the gates at PNC Music Pavilion, they were greeted by a Live Nation rep touting the opportunity to upgrade from lawn to pavilion seats for just $10. That, of course, could only mean one thing: There were too many empty pavilion seats for comfort.
For the first seven songs in her 25-song set, anyway, Stefani seemed to ignore the gaps in the crowd. But after a sprightly rendition of pop-oriented “Make Me Like You” – which, like multiple songs on her new album, “This Is What the Truth Feels Like,” is about boyfriend Blake Shelton – the platinum-blonde singer spontaneously (and unilaterally) decided to ask security to allow fans to come closer to the stage.“I don’t think anybody’s gonna care,” she said, shrugging. Cue stampede. Within less than two minutes, the number of fans in the pit area near the stage about tripled in size.
“Just fill in anywhere you like,” Stefani told them. “Who cares about your lawn chairs? You can get new ones.”
By the time she launched into Song No. 8 – reggae-influenced No Doubt hit “Underneath It All” – the previously “OK” crowd had been elevated to another level. It was electric. Euphoric.
With a wave of her hand, Stefani had performed a trick that served as wish fulfillment, on the one hand, but that also managed to make the roughly three-quarters-full venue *feel* even fuller, and far more *alive*. Though in the process, she maybe ticked off the venue, just a little.
After a quick-change out of ripped red tartan pants and into a pair of jeans with at least eight or nine zippers, she slinked her way through new single “Misery” (also about Shelton) and its taunting bridge: “You’re in so much trouble/(You better watch out)…”
Turns out Stefani was the one in hot water.
“I got in so much trouble for telling you guys to come up here,” she said, sheepishly, after finishing “Misery.” “It was fun. … But you guys kind of have to move out of the fire lane, or else I’m dead. … So can you please get back to your seats?”
Of course, no one did. Which was fine, because the bursting-at-the-seams pit seemed to energize Stefani, as she ripped through two hip-hoppy songs with support from opener Eve (“Let Me Blow Ya Mind” and “Rich Girl”); club-bangers like “What You Waiting For?” and “Just a Girl”; and bittersweet break-up ballads like “Don’t Speak” (about her No Doubt bandmate and ex-boyfriend Tony Kanal) and “Used to Love You” (about her philandering ex-husband, Bush frontman Gavin Rossdale – the father of her three boys).
For someone who hasn’t toured in seven years, she certainly wasn’t off her game. Stefani seemed as comfortable as ever in her still-youthful-looking skin, and had support from a tight band (which shined brightest when the trumpet and the trombone showed up, most notably on yodel-friendly “Wind It Up,”) along with eight backup dancers.
The only time she seemed to lose her cool was when, late in her set, she waded into the pit area to mingle with fans and sign autographs – but abruptly cut the whole thing short.
“Up close you guys are really, really smelly, and really sweaty,” said Stefani, who was initially trying to make light of it. Then seconds later, having hardly signed anything, she panicked: “I’m out of here. Gross.”
Someone from her security team pulled her back onstage, and she immediately said, as if nothing had happened, “Alright, this is my favorite song on the new record.” (That’d be “Rare,” if you’re wondering.)
It was an awkward moment, but all was quickly forgiven.
Her version of No Doubt’s cover of Talk Talk’s “It’s My Life” had pretty much every head bobbing to the throbbing synth-pop beat. “Hollaback Girl” and its “B-A-N-A-N-A-S” chant killed, as it always does. And as Stefani closed the night with 2006 solo hit “The Sweet Escape,” her fans were rapturous.
They’d gotten their money’s worth, or – in some cases – probably quite a bit more. Read more here: https://www.charlotteobserver.com/entertainment/music-news-reviews/article91560292.html#storylink=cpy
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SJP's New Fragrance Inspired by Body Odor](https://swampbutt.com/sjps-new-fragrance-inspired-body-odor/)
**Published:** August 28, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SJP's New Fragrance Inspired by Body Odor
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/horses-flehman.jpg.638x0_q80_crop-smart.jpg)Actress Sarah Jessica Parker’s new scent is based on cigar smoke, B.O. and leather.From US magazine.
Scent of a man? That’s exactly what **[Sarah Jessica Parker](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrities/sarah-jessica-parker)** had in mind for her newest fragrance, Stash SJP, a heady mix of grapefruit, ginger and patchouli that hits Ulta on Sunday, August 28.
“Can you smell, like, all the smoke?” Parker, 51, asked *[The Coveteur](http://www.thecoveteur.com/2016/08/26/sarah-jessica-parker-interview-fragrance-stash-release/ "SJPs New Fragrance Inspired by Body Odor")* in reference to the perfume, which she noted on Instagram on Friday, August 26, was “years in the making.” “All the dark wood and body odor. It’s old and sexy, like a sweater from a guy who was on the Eurorail too long or something,” she told the site. “Do you know what I mean?”But the *Sex and the City* alum wanted more than just the perfect feminine-meets-masculine scent. She also wanted Stash, which is an amber hue and stored in a simple, cylindrical bottle wrapped with a single black ribbon, to be inspirational.
“This fragrance is about taking risks and expressing a more knowing, confident and sophisticated version of yourself,” Parker said in a statement about her new perfume, her third scent. “I feel this new fragrance is a real rule breaker. It is unapologetically sexy. It’s addictive. And it is for everyone.”
Shop Stash SJP, which starts at $50 for a 30 milliliter bottle, on August 28 at Ulta stores and [ulta.com](http://www.ulta.com/ "SJPs New Fragrance Inspired by Body Odor").
“I knew that I wanted a teeny bit of cognac, a teeny bit of leather, a teeny bit of body odor. We started working on this back when Lovely came out and nobody was ready for it. They were like, ‘Genderless doesn’t work, there’s nothing like that on the market’ — and then I watched it happen,” she continued. “I really wanted it to smell personal, that it could be adaptable, which is a very hard thing for fragrance.”
Actress Sarah Jessica Parker’s new scent is called Stash. Her inspiration for the fragrance was in her words, “Can you smell like, all the smoke? All the dark wood and body odor. It’s old and sexy, like a sweater from a guy who was on the Euro-Rail too long or something. Do you know what I mean?”
Well, yes we do. Which is why somewhere P.T. Barnum is smiling. Barnum, of circus fame, declared that there was a “sucker born every minute” when explaining the success of his freak shows.
“I knew that I wanted a teeny bit of cognac, a teeny bit of leather, a teeny bit of body odor,” she said.
That Parker was a disciple of Barnum was a surprise, at first. But not now.
[US Weekly](http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-beauty/news/sarah-jessica-parker-launches-new-fragrance-stash-sjp-w436413 "SJPs New Fragrance Inspired by Body Odor")
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [No More Wet Hot American 'Bummer' With SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/no-more-wet-hot-american-bummer-with-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** August 31, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** No More Wet Hot American Bummer With SwampButt Underwear
**Content:**
# No More Wet Hot American ‘Bummer’ With SwampButt Underwear
Ok, everyone. Raise your hand if you have ever sweated through your clothes. Now raise your hand if you sweat through your duds once a week.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Swamp-Butt-Header-Logo.png)SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA brandAnd now give a kind wave if you sweat through your attire on a daily basis.
Well good news! You are not alone. And now there’s some research to back it up.
ORC International, a research firm that looks at such things, found that 33 percent of Americans sweat through their clothes. And about 25 percent say they sweat through their clothes on a daily basis.
That’s not fun. And thanks to science (yeah science!) there’s a lot more that can be done for those who can’t stop sweating.
- Prescription deodorants and anti-perspirants
- Dress in layers so the inner layers soak up the sweat
- Breathable fabrics that promote wicking
- Avoid spicy lunches (that’s the tough one because someone is going to have to eat all those jalapeno poppers)
- Don’t wear hats
These are all terrible ideas. But science has more to about this and it’s less stupid than any of this. SwampButt Underwear performance undergarments are made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers. The traditional brief style is a blend of cotton and lycra. Both styles fit snuggly, there will never be any droop associated with our garments.
How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield. When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rain water across a drive way or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster.
The same thing happens with our garment. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture. Our performance undergarments are made from lycra and polyester fibers. The brief style from cotton and lycra. Sweating, for example in Finnish Sauna or Turkish Hammam, is accepted as a form of promoting well-being and social interaction. However, in everyday life, it is associated with lacking hygiene and classified as a social *no-go*. Furthermore, it is often accompanied by a high psychological strain and, in worst cases, even social isolation.
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes a useful product. SwampButt Underwear(tm) is trademarked in the U.S. and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it, so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear Gridiron - College Edition](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-gridiron/)
**Published:** September 2, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Gridiron - College Edition
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Fans-cheer-on-the-Florida-Gators-football-team-as-they-take-on-the-Vanderbilt-Commodores-during-homecoming-Florida-Gators-football-1280x853-1024x682.jpg)It’s time to play SwampButt Gridiron – the game that’s sweeping the nation. We use science, weather balloons and old-fashioned gumption to predict which fan bases are most likely to come away with a case of swampbutt this weekend by just watching the game.
These aren’t the best match-ups of the weekend (in some cases far from it). These are our predictions for what games will be the most uncomfortable for fans who paid a lot of money to sweat next to people whose wardrobe features the same dominant color.
Good luck to all and drink plenty of fluids. And don’t forget the sunscreen.
**SwampButt Special – No. 16 UCLA vs. Texas A&M[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/UCLA.jpg)[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/AM.png)**
The 2:30 start (central time) ensures that the Texas sun will be out in full force by the time kick off arrives. It’s going to be hot in Aggieland! And with both team’s passing attacks this game could take forever with all the stops of the clock and players having cramps.
*Location:* Kyle Field in College Station, Texas
*Time:* 2:30 p.m. (CT)
*Temperature:* 88 degrees
*Precipitation*: 20 percent
*Humidity*: 62 percent
**Second place: No. 4 Florida State vs. No. 12 Ole Miss[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/FSU.png) [](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Ole-Miss.png)**
It’s an night game, so the sun won’t have as much of an impact compared to an early afternoon start. But people are going to sweat.
*Location:* Camping World Stadium in Orlando, Florida
*Time:* 7:00 p.m. (CT)
*Temperature:* 82 degrees
*Precipitation*: 60 percent
*Humidity*: 72 percent
**[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/notre-dame.png)3rd place: No. 9 Notre Dame vs. Texas[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Texas-Logo.jpg)**
The game will start as the sun starts to go down. Most people will have already sweated through their clothes at the tailgates. Drink a Shiner for us!
*Location:* Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin, Texas
*Time:* 6:30 p.m. (CT)
*Temperature:* 86 degrees
*Precipitation*: 20 percent
*Humidity*: 67 percent
***Honorable Mentions***
**No. 25 Florida vs. Massachusetts**
*Location:* Ben Hill Griffin Stadium in Gainesville, Florida
*Time:* 6:30 p.m. (CT)
*Temperature:* 78 degrees
*Precipitation*: 60 percent
*Humidity*: 82 percent
**No. 2 Clemson vs. Auburn**
*Location:* Jordan-Hare Stadium in Auburn, Alabama
*Time:* 8:00 p.m. (CT)
*Temperature:* 80 degrees
*Precipitation*: 20 percent
*Humidity*: 64 percent
**No. 13 TCU vs. South Dakota State**
*Location:* Amon G. Carter Stadium in Fort Worth, Texas
*Time:* 7:00 p.m. (CT)
*Temperature:* 87 degrees
*Precipitation*: 0 percent
*Humidity*: 51 percent
**No. 21 Oklahoma State vs. Southeastern Louisiana**
*Location:* Boone Pickens Stadium in Stillwater, Oklahoma
*Time:* 2:30 p.m. (CT)
*Temperature:* 83 degrees
*Precipitation*: 0 percent
*Humidity*: 57 percent
**Mississippi State vs. South Alabama**
*Location:* Davis Wade Stadium in Starkville, Mississippi
*Time:* 11:00 a.m. (CT)
*Temperature:* 80 degrees
*Precipitation*: 0 percent
*Humidity*: 50 percent
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear’s BOGO Sale Blends Many Offers into One.](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-bogo-sale-blends-many-offers-into-one/)
**Published:** May 16, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear’s BOGO Sale Blends Many Offers into One.
**Content:**
Black Friday shoppers routinely make fools of themselves for very silly reasons.*[SwampButt Underwear’s](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/) Black-Cyber-Local BOGO Sale Blends Many Offers into One.*
Fight the hype of hedonistic consumption and save time. The makers of SwampButt Underwear™ will make Christmas shopping easy by combing all the pre-and post-Thanksgiving Holiday sales and bargain related propositions into a single event with the first ever ‘Black-Cyber-Local’ buy one get one free sales happening. The ‘buy one get one’ offer is good starting Thursday November 23 through Saturday December 2, 2017. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) is available here: Buy One Get One Here. SwampButt Underwear is made for men who sweat a lot from the waist down. Constructed from lycra and spandex, the fabric in SwampButt Underwear quickly wicks away moisture for faster evaporation than possible with traditional underwear. Visit the online store at .
Anti-Hype
The pressure to go out looking for price deals on Christmas gifts is as part of the American culture as watching football,
*[SwampButt Underwear’s](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/) Black-Cyber-Local BOGO Sale Blends Many Offers into One. Stay well rested, injury and boredom free on Black Friday, Cyber Monday, or Shop Local Saturday by shopping at www.swampbutt.com.*
overeating, or remembering why certain family members are disliked and seen only once a year. Black Friday sales start in mid-November with Cyber Monday and Local Merchant Saturday pitches not far behind. “We felt we could help our customers by combining all of these into a single thing,” said company spokesperson and overweight loner Nick Heraldson. “So rather than being up and in line somewhere at 4:00 a.m. on Black Friday, wasting your employers time while on line shopping on Cyber Monday, or bumbling through some local shop called ‘Memaws Memories’ on Buy Local Saturday, all of these pesky chores can be managed at once, completely and efficiently at www.swampbutt.com.”
Benefits to Consumers
**There are a lot of reasons to take advantage of the Black Cyber Local sales offer, most of which benefit or potentially benefit consumers. These plusses include but are not limited to:**
More sleep on Black Friday as there is no need to wake up early and que up for cheap stuff at a big box store. Adequate sleep is a key part of a healthy lifestyle, and can benefityour heart, weight, mind, and more.
Limited chances of physical confrontations with other shoppers. Avoiding attacks is easier when you are in the comfort of your own home and not fighting over parking spaces or TV’s.
Fewer opportunities to be bored. Boredom is a combination of frustration and disinterest that can be exacerbated by fatigue and/or hunger. While it’s easy to get bored in a store or shop with goods of no interest, it is much more difficult when one is not in such a place.
Read one of the latest news stories about Swampbutt Underwear: .
### To Learn More About SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Underwear is a real store that offers products that helps to solve a real problem. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. Please do not use it without written permission since we paid a lot for it. SwampButt Underwear’s Black-Cyber-Local BOGO Sale Blends Many Offers into One.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [When Was National Get To Know Your Customers Day?](https://swampbutt.com/when-was-national-get-to-know-your-customers-day/)
**Published:** May 16, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** When Was National Get To Know Your Customers Day?
**Content:**
*Remember to enter the word Brown at check-out for 25% off your total purchase.*
When Was National Get To Know Your Customers Day? Well, “National Get To Know Your Customers Day” was yesterday, October 19, 2017. The owners of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) would like to commemorate the occasion and stand out at the same time. But anyone could deliver a greeting on the actual day of something. It takes real creativity to do it the following day. Creativity or the inability to work a calendar. “Please accept our belated hi there,” said spokesman Nick Heraldson. To shop for SwampButt Underwear, go to the SwampBut Underwear Store.
Getting To Know You When Was National Get To Kn. A good way to get better acquainted is to share a story. So here goes. As a semi-retired individual, I learned 2 things. The first was that retirement was not for me. I liked to work, meet new people and have a sense of belonging and a mission which was something retirement did not deliver, at least not for me. Of course, I did try and as someone who enjoys golf, played a good bit at the start of retirement. The climate in the part of the USA where we live provided challenges in the form of extreme heat and humidity. Add to that, the town where we live was built on what was once a swamp.
*The town where [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) is located was once a swamp.*
After one really hot day, I came in from golf and had sweated up a storm. Not just my backside or legs, which were always sweaty, but my pants, belt and even wicking up my shirt. Looking like someone who’d been dunked in water from his feet to rib cage, I wondered if anyone had ever thought of a product or had applied for a trademark for ‘swamp butt’. A search of Google and the U.S. Trademark and Patent Office showed they had not. I was pretty surprised, but given that there wasn’t anything else to do, I applied for and received a trademark for SwampButt Underwear™. Hot damn. The rest of the story about learning to source and manufacture garments like the ones we sell is way too much information. Remember, we want to get to know you! When Was National Get To Know Your Customers Day
*No golfer should suffer like this one. Wear SwampButt Underwear.*
### Tell Your Story When Was National Get To Know Your Customers Day
So as a subscriber, please send us your story about your soggy backside. At some point it got so bad that you decided to come here and have a look, right? Did someone close to you point it out? Were you asked not to sit certain places or did plastic covers suddenly appear on furniture where previously there was none? No names will be revealed, but knowing your story and sharing it anonymously would be interesting of not entertaining.
Send you soggy story to [swampbuttunderwear@gmail.com](mailto:swampbuttunderwear@gmail.com "When Was National Get To Know Your Customers Day?").
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear Sweatiest Cities in the USA](https://swampbutt.com/sweatiest-cities-usa/)
**Published:** August 28, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Sweatiest Cities in the USA
**Content:**
# SwampButt Underwear Sweatiest Cities in the USA
Most places in the United States are a big sweaty mess in the summertime. Honeywell Fans recently named their Top 10 sweatiest cities in America. I’m sure these places can get you pretty damp, but how the Dallas-Fort Worth area didn’t make this list looks like an oversight.
I once attended a Texas Rangers baseball game in Arlington and sweated through my T-shirt just walking to the stadium from the parking lot. But maybe that occurs in Minneapolis as well.
“Using updated criteria as well as data obtained from the U.S. Census Bureau and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association, we looked at a range of environmental factors to pinpoint ‘hot spots’ across the country,” said Myatt in a statement. “The study factored in the average summer temperatures of each city and proximity to large bodies of water. Fitness and recreational sports facilities, as well as sports teams per capita were also considered for the rankings, knowing that more frequent exercise and crowded sporting events lead to a city’s overall sweatiness.”
This year two cities in North Carolina took the top spots with Charlotte coming in at No. 1 and Raleigh at No. 2. Charlotte came in at 25 for average summer temperature, top 10 for fitness facilities, and No. 1 for sports teams. Raleigh ranked in the top 20 for average summer temperature, and No. 4 for fitness facilities. Both places lack an ocean breeze.
St. Louis, Missouri, came in at No. 3, while Austin, Texas, and Richmond, Virginia, rounded out the top five. Unsurprisingly it was almost entirely Southern states that made the list — with outlier Minneapolis taking the No. 7 spot.
## Top 10 sweatiest U.S. cities
1\. Charlotte, North Carolina
2\. Raleigh, North Carolina
3\. St. Louis, Missouri
4\. Austin, Texas
5\. Richmond, Virginia
6\. Miami, Florida
7\. Minneapolis, Minnesota
8\. Orlando, Florida
9\. Tampa, Florida
10\. Kansas City, Missouri
Watch this video from the NBC Today Show to learn more.
[https://link.theplatform.com/s/rksNhC/ITxH9Fsvkm2p?mbr=true&format=redirect&manifest=m3u&format=redirect&Tracking=true&Embedded=true&formats=MPEG4](https://link.theplatform.com/s/rksNhC/ITxH9Fsvkm2p?mbr=true&format=redirect&manifest=m3u&format=redirect&Tracking=true&Embedded=true&formats=MPEG4)
[Top 10 Sweaty Cities](http://www.today.com/money/these-are-10-sweatiest-cities-america-t100328 "SwampButt Underwear Sweatiest Cities in the USA")
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [The Stank Blog Has Landed](https://swampbutt.com/stank-blog/)
**Published:** June 1, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Stank Blog Has Landed
**Content:**
Welcome to the Stank Blog](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/stank.jpg)
This is the place where we share news about stinky stuff – mostly body odor, sweat smell, and butt stank. We were surprised to learn that there was so much written about the subject.
The articles we read while researching the topic (yes we really did research) seem to fall into the following categories:
- the alleged sex appeal of body odor
- the medical benefits of sweat
- the health problems associated with sweat
- how what we eat affects how we smell
- how large crowds of people smell really bad on hot days
There is also a good bit of science thrown in, but we will try and make sense of those for you. The ones we cannot make sense of will be discarded prior to posting. We can’t have stuff on here that we don’t understand get to the public. What, you think you’d understand them? You think you’re smarter than us? Well?
### A Fun Time Will Be Had By All
We will do what is possible to find and curate the most interesting and funniest news items there are on the topic of stank. If you read the blog and find yourself wondering “is this supposed to be funny?” The answer is always yes.
It was funny when we wrote it. We don’t know what happened between the time we wrote it and you read it to cause something to be unfunny. Those things are beyond our control. And your’s as well.
If you would like to send us an item from the news you think is noteworthy enough to be included in the Stank Blog then please do so. If you would like to be a guest author here, we are certainly open to the possibility.
And just for the record, we don’t find anything about sweat or body odor attractive or even the least bit sexy. Quite the opposite.
And that is the whole idea [behind SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) – sweat-stained pants are as unattractive as they are uncomfortable. And that being a sopping wet mess while in public or polite company is to be avoided.
Just needed to clear that up. So look below here to see the latest posting from us and come back often.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear for Dryness and Security](https://swampbutt.com/santa-claus-endorses-swampbutt-underwear-for-dryness-and-security/)
**Published:** May 16, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear for Dryness and Security
**Content:**
Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear. On St. Nicholas Day, Santa himself confessed to wearing performance brand SwampButt Underwear™ (www.swampbutt.com) on Christmas Eve to combat his own sweaty backside and rear exposure due to the pants ‘droop’ on his busiest day and evening of the year.
*Santa Claus Endorses [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) for Dryness and Security. It’s hot work even on the coldest day and no one wants to see Santa’s butt crack.*
SwampButt Underwear™ is for men who sweat a great deal from the belt line down. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) is made from a blend of spandex and lycra. Spandex provides significant strength and elasticity and the ability to return to the original shape after stretching. And like polyester it wicks moisture and dries quickly. Better still are the variety of colors SwampButt Performance Underwear comes in. These include: white, blue, black, brown, and maroon. Literally a saint, Claus stated that while [giving children gifts](https://swampbutt.com/is-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day/) was his greatest joy, that his was a physically demanding job. Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear
### Hot Inside that Suit No Matter What Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear
While many parts of the northern hemisphere are cool if not downright cold when Claus makes his rounds, the entire southern hemisphere is enjoying summer on December 24. “I wear the full red suit, boots and hat regardless of the weather or geography, because that is what people expect to see,” Claus said. “But even at its coldest there is a great deal of exertion with transiting the sleigh to the homes and carrying that big sack and don’t get me started about managing those reindeer. So, I work up a good sweat regardless.” Claus continued, “SwampButt Underwear wicks away and helps to dry sweat but it also keeps my backside secure while I am bending over.” Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear
### No One Wants to See Santa’s Butt Crack Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear
Part of the exertion Claus described comes in the form of bending and stooping while distributing gifts, but there is another hazard Santa has to manage and that is ‘plumbers butt’ while on the job. “In the old days, before electric lights and motion detectors that automatically turn lights on, this was not an issue,” Claus stated. “But in the age of electric lights and now motion controlled lighting, there are lots of opportunities for kids and parents to encounter me and I want to make sure everyone has a positive experience with Santa and that means no southern exposure. So I rely on SwampButt Underwear to keep my buttcrack covered at all times.” Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear
The triple stitched waist band on every pair of SwampButt Underwear keeps Santa’s and everyone else’s underwear in place while at work, at the gym, or even repairing a sink. “I like to hear laughter, but not because of this,” Claus confessed. “I mean it’s embarrassing to realize that the reason for the giggles is not delight at the gifts I bring, but because of my exposed rear end. No one needs or wants that.”
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear & The Gift of the Magi of Dryness December 20 2021](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-and-the-gift-of-the-dryness/)
**Published:** May 16, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear And The Gift of the Dryness
**Content:**
# *[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) Presents The Gift of the Magi of Dryness.*
## A gift is gift for all the wrong reasons in this twisted tale of irony and miscalculation.
Marla was a beautiful girl with even more beautiful blonde hair that swept down to and past her shoulders. Her shimmering mane was part of her trademark, knock-out good looks. Add to that how smart and creative she was leading her big city ballet company all over the world and playing in front of sold out audiences. But like so many artists and performers there was little if any money to be made. After paying for the halls, musicians, dancers, travel expenses and all the rest, Marla was broke.
The irony was not lost on her, to be so successful and practically homeless at the same time. To make things worse, Christmas was coming and Marla needed to buy a gift for her husband, Rufus. The [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Store.
### It’s the Geography Stupid
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/iu-11.jpeg)The gift of the magi of dryness is about SwampButt Underwear and terrible irony.Marla and Rufus lived in the south where the prospects of a white Christmas or white anything else was zero; like it will never happen, wear a hat, is the air conditioner on kind of odds. It was far more likely that the temperature would be in the high 70’s or 80’s. As they prepared for the holidays, they both were wearing shorts and t-shirts. Not fancy but acceptable by southern standards. Marla fretted. Not over a guitar, but about a gift for Rufus. He was such a good man who deserved to receive a nice gift for Christmas. “How the hell do I get him something nice but also useful,” she thought. Then she realized her mistake of a four-letter word associated with Christmas and resolved to do better.
### In A Sweat
Meanwhile, Rufus was in a sweat over what to get Marla for Christmas. As he labored in his start up floral business, he dreamed of giving her a new car, a trip to Europe or some other damn thing women want. Being in a sweat was nothing new for him. Rufus had a condition known as ‘hyper post sudorem operuerat’or in plain language, a really sweaty butt.
Tracking him based on where he sat was easy, just look for wet butt prints wherever his too soaked backside came to a rest. His pants drooped because of the weight of perspiration. His friends mocked him, family members shunned him, even dogs were put off by the site and smell of his puddle of a rear-end, and dogs lick their own butts! Rufus had tried everything to stem the flow including covering his butt (both cheeks) with deodorant, using powders, combining powders with deodorant but nothing worked. He knew this condition embarrassed his wife, especially when they were in public or around her dancers. “Oh, please do not sit there” was something he was accustomed to hearing. These thoughts were on his mind while also thinking about Christmas. What could he do to give his wonderful wife that was practical and useful and free? He looked around his floral shop for inspiration and found it. Pipe cleaners and twist ties? No, there had to be something else. But his mind was fogged.
### What Marla Did
With no money, Marla went to the absolute last resort available to her. Tying her hair in a ponytail, she went to the local pawn shop and pawned Rufus’ golf clubs. “He won’t be able to play golf anymore, but dammit, he will have a nice gift for him on December 25,” she affirmed to herself. With the money she got from selling his sticks, Marla went to www.swampbutt.com and got Rufus performance brand SwampButt Underwear. Their wicking ability would mean that Rufus would not be leaving butt prints all over town. Hurray! “Now we can go out in public, have friends, reconnect with family members, and even get a dog,” she thought.
Later that evening, with Christmas approaching and the stress of his job as a florist bearing down, Rufus realized he needed to come up with a plan for getting Marla something and fast. Rufus did his best thinking at the driving range and decided to head there. As he got home, he asked Marla, “hey, have you seen my golf clubs”?
Help support the performing arts by donating to the Center for the Arts & Sciences at[ https://bcfas.org. ](https://bcfas.org.)
End.
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) Presents The Gift of the Dryness
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Christmas, dryness, gift, magi
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### [How To Get Rid of Butt Acne According to Dermotologists](https://swampbutt.com/get-rid-of-butt-acne/)
**Published:** May 23, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Keep Your Backside Sweat Free and Dry How to Get Rid of Butt Acne, According to Dermatologists
**Content:**
# How To Get Rid of Butt Acne, According to Dermatologists
## Keeping your backside sweat free and dry can help prevent acne on your butt.
NOTE: This article was published in Teen Vogue, which is written mostly for teenage girls. It’s awkward since we only sell underwear for men but whatever works, works. How to Get Rid of Butt Acne, According to Dermatologists.
BY [EMILY LAURENCE](https://www.teenvogue.com/contributor/emily-laurence-1)
MAY 21, 2024
### Experts break down why it happens and how to get rid of it ASAP, Keeping your backside sweat free and dry can help prevent acne on your butt.
How to Get Rid of Butt Acne, According to Dermatologists. While acne literally anywhere on the body can be annoying, at least if it’s happening on your derriere, not many people are going to see it — well, most of the time. Now that it’s almost swimsuit season, finding ways on how to get rid of butt acne may be on your mind.
The key to [banishing breakouts](https://www.teenvogue.com/story/how-to-treat-a-breakout) for good is knowing what causes butt acne and stocking your shower with products guaranteed to get rid of it as well as prevent it from coming back. To find products that actually work, we asked dermatologists for their personal recs. Keep reading to see the ones they swear by.
## What is Butt Acne?
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/31x2RkGiAiL._AC_.jpg)*Staying dryer back there will help prevent butt acne. Now you know.*TBH, there’s nothing special about butt acne. What causes butt acne is the same as what causes acne anywhere else. “Acne, whether on the face or the body, occurs when pores are clogged by sebum, dead skin cells, and dirt,” says [Dr. Melanie Palm, MD](https://artofskinmd.com/about/dr-palm/), a board-certified dermatologist and cosmetic surgeon at [Art of Skin MD](https://artofskinmd.com/).
[Dr. Mary Alice Mina, MD,](https://www.atlantadermsurgery.com/about/dr-mary-alice-mina) a dermatologist and adjunct assistant professor of dermatology at Emory University, explains that all acne is caused by an overproduction of sebum (a fancy word for oil) and blockage of the [pilosebaceous](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK470321/), which is a hair follicle unit. “We have these hair oil units in most places on our bodies, including our buttock skin,” Dr. Mina says.
Maybe you’re wondering how exactly the pores on your butt are getting clogged. After all, it’s not like they’re exposed to as much as your face is. Dr. Palm says that one way this can happen is by hanging out in your sweaty workout clothes after sports practice or the gym. “Wearing tight-fitting clothes or undergarments made of synthetic fibers can also make someone more prone to breakouts in the butt area,” she adds.
**What SwampButt Underwear Says About This. How to Get Rid of Butt Acne, According to Dermatologists.**
Keeping your backside dry and sweat free can help prevent acne in that area, which is sometimes referred to as “butt acne” but is often actually folliculitis. The main cause of acne is clogged pores from a build-up of dead skin cells and oil. However, folliculitis—though it looks like acne—is usually the result of irritation, infection or both in the hair follicles.
Sweat and moisture can exacerbate both conditions by creating an environment where bacteria can thrive, leading to infection and inflammation. Here are some tips to help prevent breakouts on your backside:
1. Shower after sweating: If you’ve been exercising or sweating, shower as soon as possible to remove sweat and bacteria that could clog pores.
2. Use a gentle cleanser: Clean the area with a gentle, non-comedogenic cleanser that won’t irritate your skin.
3. Wear breathable clothing: Choose loose-fitting, breathable fabrics, especially for undergarments and workout clothes, to reduce moisture build-up.
4. Exfoliate gently: Exfoliating can help remove dead skin cells that can clog pores, but do it gently to avoid irritation.
5. Avoid irritating products: Steer clear of lotions and cleansers with heavy fragrances or harsh chemicals that can irritate the skin.
6. Change out of wet clothes: Sitting in wet clothes, like swimsuits or sweaty workout gear, creates a breeding ground for bacteria.
If you have persistent acne or folliculitis that doesn’t improve with these measures, it may be a good idea to consult with a dermatologist who can recommend appropriate treatment.
The best products to treat butt acne:
- [**Best Drugstore:**](https://www.teenvogue.com/gallery/how-to-get-rid-of-butt-acne#664bd7a7805d8f05445a6ca5) [PanOxyl Acne Foaming Wash](https://cna.st/affiliate-link/6WnbuGMnBi62tfnXgExzpdr1XduYB3UbDXz36dxLChsjAYuKL7RaueNHcLhcLwAMRyEk3bUv1z7HDnFApEjJtUbtouRckmdP3ioBC7upXmAaGawVmNxkESQ6JCt4hJj2eYjYaajB266fCHxrF53KuAtckqBbyaZ4SKV9sgXfss3WWTbfhRF5LW5YD3g3fL?xid=fr1716514942181ebi), $20
- [**Best for Sensitive Skin:**](https://www.teenvogue.com/gallery/how-to-get-rid-of-butt-acne#664bd8a8d6150c55141c41c5) [Neutrogena Oil-Free Acne Wash](https://cna.st/affiliate-link/2Vo2MLmraDYcuEJSJmbh7ZXo42WppwHfJ3tzW6SGwVDV23kfXK9A9ykrSqvgU4G6sEjMCSd6BQNy4mCQcFaWwTots7YAp5LbRoGCNUZkBR1crJwwWMFeuU6TYDE5AY8exFWWLhYEKS9ASnHidGAPMBGTNyAhybZjYdRaxvHx4UYCe2XjxTDiWrDFDLpxSTtLqvpLsxmKSxw9a3nd7FsrigMz8rJ?xid=fr1716514942181cib), $18
- [**Best with Benzoyl Peroxide:**](https://www.teenvogue.com/gallery/how-to-get-rid-of-butt-acne#664bd92cd6150c55141c41c6) [Humane Acne Wash](https://cna.st/affiliate-link/D7sWyRTyBnUnU5tnFduP7szW3Qufo5LjQGbzyMv8cbnPu6LZ6EzVkJ72xevLzXt1DB7pCVojbhmwgYSaDYnJZoNUWvTvcHACf2NVGyMHaqfdKwnejRALoZeTRHZXhx5qEuMpH2YZHHaRsuqYhQYvMEonLnvJ7tnsYiGm3JqAQ4cQxrHjB8kedT22HiZMFGGX2H3bSE?xid=fr1716514942181jch), $23
- [**Best with Salicylic Acid:**](https://www.teenvogue.com/gallery/how-to-get-rid-of-butt-acne#664bbca3f39c15c70f50f408) [Nécessaire The Body Acne Wash](https://cna.st/affiliate-link/tn2HCMyCtD1Yo2RcCQLe76tSsi1DJh4NieWWMiPsqS1gG6kP1MZiYrNKYZPtz1RPen6oKxGxRuZWKyttCTxoQPx8dYsGBPc7pJprBGxBxHuFv7fscuFv23ksHbDMVQF7BKGpeUbGN2iDLZGm9WRyqijKrJNDfjZm1JA3jwZYNGtC4HwH18YrxeiYffyUDbeZrFxsmXyJWFsFwZwNzeRKCTEskEmW8uovUstBywhu5GDf11ipTsE1uaxshGuVH6E?xid=fr1716514942181ahe), $20
- [**Best for Exfoliation:**](https://www.teenvogue.com/gallery/how-to-get-rid-of-butt-acne#664bd9a1504f32e22ba27388) [Paula’s Choice Clear Back & Body Exfoliating Acne Spray](https://cna.st/affiliate-link/gVLYTFHP77FHt9hMNPbBQUUEbuErzPKotPrVBvTDi43UjsRMpR5UCRsUh24ei8sepHmSJGb2Vh5A8W6XDXXs3eRAdNb731AFACzTq4eeg86GbFFemVhzJ3rVbjnxcvhmZURD4Vy4Gmkngg3wvxxjcuqDd4btjR7CRDhQt8Fdfc7mSV4vNZHj5o4jRAvh5vZHPXX6HZqU1h3GvohU3p?xid=fr1716514942181jbc), $29
## All your butt acne questions, answered:
- [What is Butt Acne?](https://www.teenvogue.com/gallery/how-to-get-rid-of-butt-acne#66329528d6387e44c05de59a)
- [How To Get Rid of Butt Acne](https://www.teenvogue.com/gallery/how-to-get-rid-of-butt-acne#66329529921a019d6a24a716)
- [Meet the Experts](https://www.teenvogue.com/gallery/how-to-get-rid-of-butt-acne#66329529921a019d6a24a717)
- [Sources](https://www.teenvogue.com/gallery/how-to-get-rid-of-butt-acne#66329528e4378d23c96fc3e8)
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** acne, butt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [SwampButt Underwear Valentines Day '21](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-valentines-day-21/)
**Published:** February 8, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Valentine’s Day 2021. Another Valentine’s Day is almost here. Time to give gifts, send cards, swap spit and finish taking down the Christmas lights. Finding the right Valentine’s gift for a man can be tough. We can help. How? Because we know that every sweaty, lovable man will relish a new pair of SwampButt Underwear.
**Content:**
## SwampButt Underwear Valentines Day ’21.
Another Valentine’s Day is almost here. Time to give gifts, send cards, swap spit and finish taking down the Christmas lights. Finding the right Valentine’s gift for a man can be tough. We can help. How? Because we know that every sweaty, lovable man will relish a new pair of SwampButt Underwear.
*Nothing could be better for Valentines Day this year than a pair of red SwampButt Underwear.***Facts About Most Men & Valentine’s Day**
Reading and seeing a lot about how men are more in touch with their feelings? That’s nothing but bovine excrement. Men are not at all comfortable with feelings, expressing them or ‘sharing with the group’ regardless of what TV, Dr. Phil or Facebook say.
The average man would rather punch himself in the groin than shed a tear. How to approach men like this? Give him something useful like a hammer or a banjo. For the man who sweats profusely and leaves a butt shaped stain everywhere he plops his backside, [give him SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/is-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day/). It’s like giving a ‘forever towel’ that dries his butt cheeks all day, every day, forever.
**It’s Summer Inside My Ass Crack**
Some say, ‘but it’s not hot outside in February, what the hell would anyone need this for.’ There is only one season for the less than fit fatties that sweat all year regardless of what the temperature outside is. And that season is summer. SwampButt Underwear Valentines Day ’21.
**Is SwampButt Underwear a Possible Alternative? Take This Test**.
If one, some or all of these applies, then SwampButt Underwear is for you.
- Do you constantly check that the heat is off, look to make sure it’s off or ask if the heat is on?
- Has NASA said its satellites have traced the source of global warming to your backside?
- Does your butt-crack feel hotter than prison asphalt in August?
- Do people ask if it’s raining ‘upside down’ because your pants are wetter than anything else in site?
- Has a voodoo shaman declared your booty the home of an unholy vortex that leads to hell?
- Do you take a towel to sit on everywhere you go?
- Is the furniture inside your home covered in plastic and you are under the age of 90?
**What Size And What Color?**
SwampButt Made In The USA Brand Underwear is available in sizes from small to triple extra-large. You or your special someone can pick the color or colors that speak to him like red, white, blue, green, lime green, navy, gold, black, maroon, orange, or camouflage. The color and size that says, ‘I’m not a big sweaty mess anymore, I can go to school, ask women to dance and not be rejected (at least not right away) get a job, and be somebody!
To learn the full history of Valentines Day, visit the [History Channel](https://www.history.com/topics/valentines-day/history-of-valentines-day-2) with its complete write up.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, valentines, valentines day
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### [Is SwampButt Underwear a stupid gift to give dad on Father's Day?](https://swampbutt.com/is-swampbutt-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day/)
**Published:** May 26, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Is underwear a stupid gift to give dad on Father's Day?
**Content:**
## Is underwear a stupid gift to give dad on Father’s Day?
### According to the makers of SwampButt Underwear it is not.
In addition to their obvious bias, making underwear for men, the plain fact is that many men will not buy underwear for themselves. Relying instead on their wives or girlfriends to keep them supplied. This approach is not conducive to a reliable set of undergarments for the male populace as the women in their lives tend to come and go (mostly go). “A man will literally walk right out of his worn, stained, droopy, drawers before admitting he might need something new,” said fashionista, social commentator, and SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “So before he has to tie his sad jockey shorts in place with a rope or piece of electrical cord, please order him some [SwampButt Underwear.”](https://swampbutt.com/media/the-walking-dead-character-who-needed-swampbutt-underwear/)
SwampButt Underwear is the perfect gift for Father’s Day or any day**Origin of Father’s Day**
According to Google (www.google.com) Father’s Day was founded in Spokane, Washington at the YMCA in 1910 by Sonora Smart Dodd, who was born in Arkansas. Its first celebration was in the Spokane YMCA on June 19, 1910. Her father, the Civil War veteran William Jackson Smart, was a single parent who raised his six children there. “You have to admire a man who survived war and single parenthood, especially before indoor plumbing was universal,” said amateur historian and [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/store/shop-featured-college-colors/swampbutt-underwear-in-most-college-and-university-colors/swampbutt-underwear-in-michigan-blue-and-gold/) spokesman Nick Heraldson.
Dodd’s attention strayed to art and art school after the initial celebrations of Father’s Day. In the 1930’s Dodd finished with art school and returned to Spokane where she again promoted the celebration of Father’s Day. She did not think to herself, ‘is underwear a stupid gift to give dad on Father’s Day?’
Father’s Day was founded after and as a compliment to Mother’s Day. Given that Dodd and her five siblings were raised by their widowed father it made sense to her that dad’s were due some recognition too. With the help of businesses that would and do profit from Father’s Day, the manufacturers of ties, tobacco pipes, crudely worded t-shirt makers, golf equipment, lawn tools or fishing gear, and any traditional present to fathers Dodd and her day for dads was set.
In 1938, Dodd had the help of The Father’s Day Council, founded by the New York Associated Men’s Wear Retailers to consolidate and systematize the commercial promotion. The rest is retail history. The [U.S. Open golf tournament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Open_(golf) "U.S. Open (golf)") is scheduled to finish on Father’s Day, as was the [2016 NBA Finals](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_NBA_Finals "2016 NBA Finals"). The [FireKeepers Casino 400](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FireKeepers_Casino_400 "FireKeepers Casino 400") NASCAR auto race at [Michigan International Speedway](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan_International_Speedway "Michigan International Speedway") is sometimes held on Father’s Day.
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**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes and sells a product that helps solve a real problem. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
- Form fitting with natural coverage
- Wicks away moisture for improved wear-ability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
- Great strength and resilience
- Signature logo on waistband
- Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** father's day, gift, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat
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### [SwampButt Underwear Sponsors Center for the Arts & Sciences New Year’s Eve Casino Night Gala](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-sponsors-center-for-the-arts-sciences-new-years-eve-casino-night-gala/)
**Published:** December 14, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Arts,SwampButt,Underwear,gala
**Content:**
# SwampButt Underwear Sponsors Center for the Arts & Sciences New Year’s Eve Casino Night Gala
## The Center for the Arts & Sciences Gala Will
## ***‘Wring’ out the old and bring in the new SwampButt Underwear…***
### The Center for the Arts & Sciences Gala is Friday December 31, 2021, from 8:00 – 12:30 AM at the [Courtyard by Marriott in Lake Jackson, Texas.](https://www.marriott.com/hotels/travel/ljncy-courtyard-lake-jackson/?scid=bb1a189a-fec3-4d19-a255-54ba596febe2&y_source=1_ODQ3NTc1Ni03MTUtbG9jYXRpb24uZ29vZ2xlX3dlYnNpdGVfb3ZlcnJpZGU%3D)
Lake Jackson, Texas (December 15, 2021) The makers of SwampButt Underwear™ are one of the sponsors for the [Center for the Arts & Sciences New Year’s Eve Casino Night Gala.](https://bcfas.org/) The Gala is Friday December 31, 2021, from 8:00 – 12:30 AM at the [Courtyard by Marriott in Lake Jackson, Texas. ](https://www.marriott.com/hotels/travel/ljncy-courtyard-lake-jackson/?scid=bb1a189a-fec3-4d19-a255-54ba596febe2&y_source=1_ODQ3NTc1Ni03MTUtbG9jYXRpb24uZ29vZ2xlX3dlYnNpdGVfb3ZlcnJpZGU%3D)
SwampButt Underwear Sponsors Center for the Arts & Sciences New Year’s Eve Casino Night Gala.
This New Year’s Eve party and fundraiser will feature simulated casino games including blackjack, poker, craps, and roulette, plus a DJ and dancing, heavy hors d’oeuvres, drink tickets, cash bar, photo booth, silent auction, champagne toast at midnight and more. Tickets are limited and available here: [Bet On The Arts Casino Night & Gala.](https://prod1.agileticketing.net/websales/pages/info.aspx?evtinfo=310476~a38ab6a0-2069-4744-9f97-d79a8b261b22&epguid=17e13905-c021-40de-8fba-dd8aac5035d0&)
**Support from Local Business**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/external-content.duckduckgo-8.jpg)*SwampButt Underwear is sponsoring the Center for the Arts & Sciences ‘Bet on the Arts’ New Year’s Eve Gala.*People from SwampButt Underwear are happy to support an organization that makes their hometown so much more livable. “What could be better than partying on New Year’s Eve inside a fancy hotel at company expense,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and unreformed lounge lizard, Nick Heraldson. When reminded that the gala was a fundraiser to benefit the Center for the Arts & Sciences, Heraldson said, “yeah, that too.”
**Cultural Benefits**
The cultural contributions from the Center for the Arts & Sciences benefit everyone who lives in Brazoria County and surrounding counties. A strong cultural presence makes southern Brazoria County or ‘Brazosport’ even more attractive to businesses scouting the state of Texas for a location or those already here that want to expand.
With the overall climate in the state favorable to business, the deciding factor for location often comes down to the places where employees and their families can enjoy their free time. The Center is near all the major employers in the area with live musicals, a Natural Science Museum, the BASF Planetarium, and other artistic and scientific attractions. Live, dramatic, and musical performances cannot be replaced by video linkups or web pages.
The Center for the Arts & Sciences also hosts instruction for people of all ages on writing, painting, drawing, drama, and stage direction. Those who live in the area know what a treasure the Center is.
As the cultural home for a community of approximately 340,000 people, The Center provides performance and exhibit space to its permanent residents, including Brazosport Art League, Brazosport Center Stages community theater, Brazosport Museum of Natural Science, BASF Planetarium and Brazosport Symphony Orchestra. From producing plays, musicals, and symphony concerts to hosting art workshops, planetarium shows and science activities, the volunteers and staff at The Center ensure our community has a place to not only experience the arts and sciences but to get involved as well.
“We exist to provide quality arts and science programs for our community and visitors to Brazoria County, but we can’t do it without the support of the businesses and community leaders who see and understand the value we bring to our area,” said Copeland. “The arts and sciences enrich our lives, provide opportunities for creative minds to dream and cultivate fellowship among the people who are part of what we affectionately call ‘our Center family’. We believe we are a shining example of the many extraordinary aspects of living and working in this community.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes and sells a garment with materials that wick sweat away from skin and allows it to evaporate far more quickly than any other traditional fabric. To learn more about these remarkable garments please visit [https://swampbutt.com](https://swampbutt.com/). SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Center for the Arts & Sciences, Gala, New Years Eve, SwampButt Underwear
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### [5 Reasons My Feet Smell Like Vinegar?](https://swampbutt.com/5-reasons-my-feet-smell-like-vinegar/)
**Published:** December 19, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** If we aren't having salad why do I smell vinegar?
**Content:**
## Got Foot Stank?
### Having smelly feet — also known medically as [bromodosis](https://www.healthline.com/health/how-to-get-rid-of-smelly-feet) — isn’t necessarily something that you should be concerned about.
From Healthline.
Foot odor is often caused when bacteria on your feet, shoes, and socks mixes with your sweat. This can produce an unpleasant smelling acid byproduct.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/images-3.jpg)Stink foot or just smelly feet is a problem often related to excess sweat. We can relate.Foot sweat on some people includes propionic acid which is a breakdown product of amino acids by propionibacteria. Propionic acid comes from the same acid family as acetic acid (vinegar). This may account for foot odor that smells like vinegar.
Causes of feet smelling like vinegar
The more your feet sweat, the more they may smell like vinegar.
Excessive sweating, including foot sweat, is known as [hyperhidrosis](https://www.healthline.com/health/hyperhidrosis). It’s not necessarily related to heat or exercise and can be treated by your doctor.
### Primary focal hyperhidrosis
The cause of this type of hyperhidrosis is unknown. When focused primarily on your feet, it may be referred to as plantar hyperhidrosis.
### Secondary focal hyperhidrosis
This type of hyperhidrosis is caused by a medical condition, such as:
- [diabetes](https://www.healthline.com/health/diabetes)
- a [thyroid condition](https://www.healthline.com/health/common-thyroid-disorders)
- nervous system disorders
- [infections](https://www.healthline.com/health/infections)
- [low blood sugar](https://www.healthline.com/health/hypoglycemia)
- [menopause hot flashes](https://www.healthline.com/health/menopause/understanding-hot-flashes)
Changes in foot odor
If your foot odor changes and starts to smell like vinegar, chances are it’s caused by a change in:
- [diet](https://www.healthline.com/health/balanced-diet)
- natural hormone cycles
- general lifestyle
If you want to stay on top of any changes to foot odor, consider doing regular sniff checks.
While smelling your feet may be a rather unusual activity, it can help you figure out if there’s been a change in the bacteria on your feet.
Bacteria are considered beneficial because they:
- will eat [dead skin](https://www.healthline.com/health/how-to-remove-dead-skin-from-feet) cells
- keep our skin soft
- protect our feet against pathogens who are interested in live flesh
A [smell change](https://www.healthline.com/health/sudden-change-in-body-odor) could indicate a developing infection that may cause rashes and wounds.
If a change in foot odor concerns you, discuss it with a doctor.
How to remove foot odors
You can reduce or eliminate smelly feet by:
- **Washing.** Wash your feet daily with an antibacterial soap.
- **Soaking.** For a thorough cleaning, consider [soaking your feet](https://www.healthline.com/health/epsom-salt-foot-soak) for 10–20 minutes in a large bowl or tub of warm water with a half cup of [Epsom salt](https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/epsom-salt-benefits-uses) dissolved in it. By drawing the moisture out of your skin, the Epsom salt makes a less-inviting environment for bacteria.
- **Keeping dry.** Always thoroughly dry your feet after showering, bathing, swimming, or soaking. Consider wearing cotton socks and shoes made of natural materials that allow the moisture to evaporate. Consider changing your socks during the day.
- **Powdering.** Sprinkle a small amount of cornstarch in your shoes to help keep your feet dry.
- **Using OTC products.** Consider trying an over-the-counter (OTC) [foot antiperspirant](https://www.healthline.com/health/hyperhidrosis/how-to-handle-sweaty-feet#antiperspirant).
- **Changing your shoes.** Avoid wearing the same pair of shoes 2 days in a row to give them time to dry out.
- **Disinfecting your shoes.** Consider spraying the inside of your shoes with a disinfectant that contains a sanitizing ingredient, such as ethanol. If your shoes have removable insoles, take them out, spray them lightly, and then let them dry outside your shoe for 24 hours.
If your feet still have an odor problem, talk with a doctor about prescription medication for foot perspiration.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes a product that helps solve a problem, visible butt sweat. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is specifically formulated to help fight against the affliction known as visible butt sweat, or simply Swamp Butt. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for the trademark, so please do not use it without written permission. To see everything SwampButt Underwear offers, please visit the [SwampButt virtual store. ](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa/)
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** feet, foot, stank, stink, SwampButt, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, sweating
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### [Sweating at Texas vs. Maryland SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands Or Coaches At The Club – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series](https://swampbutt.com/sweating-at-texas-vs-maryland-swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-or-coaches-at-the-club-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series/)
**Published:** August 29, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweating at Texas vs. Maryland SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands Or Coaches At The Club – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series
**Content:**
# Sweating at Texas vs. Maryland SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands
## **Sweating at Texas vs. Maryland**
### *SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands Or Coaches At The Club – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series.*
Like a rumor regarding coaches at strip clubs, college football is back for the 2018 season. And there is more to personal hygiene this season than getting body glitter out of your hair plugs; there is that sweaty backside to manage. Get the jump on that butt sweat with SwampButt Underwear ([www.swampbutt.com](http://www.swampbutt.com/)).
The Texas Longhorns are taking on the Maryland Terrapins at FedExField Saturday, Sept. 1, 2018 at noon local time. Temperatures are expected to be in the 90’s or at least the high 80’s with an astonishing amount of humidity. Fans in attendance will be stuck to the bleacher seats the same way out of town sales people stick to their Naugahyde bar stools in the champagne room. This unless they wear underwear that can take the heat for the four hours of a football game or whatever else. SwampButt Underwear™ ([www.swampbutt.com](http://www.swampbutt.com/)) is made for hot and sweaty times like this.
**Keys to the Game**
- Stay hydrated. Check the color of your urine. Share the results (and only the results) on social media. Repeat.
- Create a Tumblr on your college crush, including past accomplishments and current updates. (Try not to be creepy).
- Binge watch *Glow*. Marc Maron is a revelation.
**What are the Fans Thinking**
- “Wait, we’re playing a revenge game in Landover, Maryland?”
- “What are Coach McConaughey’s keys to the game?
- “Man, I thought we were playing one of the good teams from Texas.”
- “I’ve just never found a good barbeque place in Austin.”
- “Wasn’t the Texas Coach a member of The Village People?”
**SwampButt Game Prediction**
Coaches wives will not travel with the team.
**Solid, Rational Football Sidebar Stuff**
The SwampButt Underwear research and development department recently confirmed that almost everyone has a butt. And a lot of those same people with butts wear underwear. And on hot days those butts sweat.
“Whether you have tickets to the game, plan to watch it on TV or believe the current college athletics industrial complex is unfair, at some point this weekend, you’re going to suffer from swampbutt,” said Heraldson. “It’s a well-known fact. It’s science people!”
SwampButt Underwear is specifically formulated to help fight the grim affliction known as swampbutt. Our specially formulated drawers work through the magic of wicking, which is the way moisture travels across a large area of fabric. The further the sweat disperses across the surface the faster it can evaporate. And that’s pretty handy on a hot day.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/camo-2.jpg)*Fans in the stands at college football games in Texas or other warm sticky places will want SwampButt Underwear to not be sweatier than normal.***Who Should Wear SwampButt Underwear**
We at [SwampButt Underwear don’t know a lot about football](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/), but we do know a lot about sweat. The kind you get sitting in the stands, walking to the stadium or running from the other team’s fans after you point to the scoreboard and yell something about a tryst between their mothers and the mascot. Each activity is going to give you a sweaty backside. And we can help.
The people who wear our underwear participate in all types of activities, including:
- attending college football games
- betting on college football games
- letting their happiness be directly impacted by the collective performance of a group of students participating in a college football game
- golf, tennis, cricket, running, tailgating, fishing, baseball, football, rugby, basketball, hunting, camping, darts, volleyball, Uno, hiking, softball, washers, dice, cornhole, poker and bowling
- many other sports and leisure activities
And most of those people sweat a lot – especially around their butts.
“No matter if you are watching or playing sports you’re going to sweat,” said Heraldson. “SwampButt Underwear can help you not embarrass yourself; well at least not embarrass yourself because you have visible butt sweat. We can’t prevent you from being such a jackass during the big game that your fiancée calls off the wedding. But we can help you feel dry while doing it. ”
“Like all Americans and some Dutch, we’re very excited about the start of [college football season,” said SwampButt](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/) Underwear spokesperson Nick Heraldson. “But we’re not thrilled about being in the hot sun, watching our favorite team’s nickel package get toasted again and again accompanied by the slow and steady drip, drip, drip of butt sweat.
SwampButt Underwear can’t cover slot receivers, call audibles or stop throwing the ball into double coverage, but it can help your package remain relatively dry. Remember, you’re not getting lucky if your lady has to peel you off that recycled lawn chair of a bleacher seat. There are more ways to win than just outscoring your opponent, you know.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
Men’s Performance [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
- Form fitting with natural coverage
- Wicks away moisture for improved wear-ability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
- Great strength and resilience
- Signature logo on waistband
- Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it, so please do not use it without permission.
[ https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/college-football-playoff-rankings-ohio-state-vs-utah-ole-miss-vs-baylor-in-new-years-six-bowl-games/](https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/college-football-playoff-rankings-ohio-state-vs-utah-ole-miss-vs-baylor-in-new-years-six-bowl-games/)
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**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Fans, Series, Stands, Texas
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### [The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week One 2020](https://swampbutt.com/hot-seat/)
**Published:** September 4, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Congratulations Coach Tom Herman: The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week One
**Content:**
# **The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week One 2020**
## Lake Jackson, TX. (September 4, 2018) SwampButt Underwear ([www.swampbutt.com](http://www.swampbutt.com/ "Congratulations Coach Tom Herman: The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week One")) is proud to introduce the ‘College Football Coach On The Hot Seat’ award for week one of the college football season. Week one’s winner, with a full-on third-degree singe to his backside, is University of [Texas head football](https://swampbutt.com/texas-governor-closes-bars-but-remains-mum-on-kissing-football-players/) coach Tom Herman.
*University of Texas head football coach Tom Herman wins the SwampButt Underwear Coach On The Hot Seat award for week one. At least he won something.***0-2**
For the second year in a row, Coach Herman and the horns lost to Maryland. On both occasions the horns were ranked in the top 25 and prohibitive favorites to beat the terps of Maryland. Even for a former flash in the pan – flavor of the month like Herman, the latest defeat is hard to figure as it came against a team that did not have a head coach. “Tom Herman gets paid $5 million a year to coach at Texas, while Maryland pays $0.00 a year for their head coach,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and reformed gambler Nick Heraldson. “Analysis of this data clearly demonstrate that the people in Landover, MD. are getting a better value for their investment in coaches than those in Austin, Texas are.”
**The Herman Magic**
Herman came to Texas by way of Houston where he coached one full season and a few games the second before he started shopping his resume and lost interest. In 2015, the Houston Cougars were 13-1, AAC champions and Chick Filet Peach Bowl champions with a defeat of Florida State. Houston posted impressive if improbable victories over two different Heisman Trophy led teams in Lamar Jackson’s Louisville Cardinals (twice) and Baker Mayfield’s Oklahoma Sooners. But the Herman magic was left in Houston along with all the broken promises that he made to boosters, administrators and his players while smooching each and every one. “This second loss to Maryland should not distract anyone from the fact that Texas also lost to Maryland a year ago,” Heraldson stated.
**Explanations?**
Texas’ and Herman’s underachievement on the field were the source of consternation, frustration and speculation during and after Saturday’s game. Some theories were:
- Herman was too involved with the Ohio State matter, busy packing and looking for property in Columbus, OH and unable to pay adequate attention to his team at Texas.
- News that Coach Herman had been at a strip club while an assistant at Ohio State, and the hassle of unpacking and getting his earnest money back from the real estate company in Ohio was also keeping his mind elsewhere.
- His hair plugs were in too far and/or too tight to think clearly about football.
**Projected Winners for Week Two?**
While predicting the future is not something the SwampButt Underwear people profess ability in, the early money for week two is on Coach Kevin Sumlin of Arizona, Chip Kelly of UCLA or even Texas Tech coach Kliff Kingsbury. “All these guys were o’fer week one and two of the three have challenging games this Saturday,” Heraldson predicted. “UCLA plays Oklahoma and without much improvement the Bruins will reclaim their ‘legitimate doormat’ label from the 1980’s. Arizona plays Houston in Houston where fans remember that the last time Kevin Sumlin was there he ditched the Cougars a week before their CUSA championship game, costing them an undefeated season, and an invitation to the Sugar Bowl.” Heraldson continued, “Kingsbury is more suited to talking with the moms of recruits than being on the sidelines, ‘brah’. Tech’s game Saturday against Lamar is a lay-up brah, but they have Houston the week following…. Brah.”
Update: In November 2021 Sports Illustrated reported that Herman was headed to the Washington Huskies as a coaching candidate.
**About [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/)**
Men’s Performance SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
- Form fitting with natural coverage
- Wicks away moisture for improved wear-ability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
- Great strength and resilience
- Signature logo on waistband
- Machine wash and dry
[SwampButt](https://swampbutt.com/without-swampbutt-underwear-easter-bunnys-lament-includes-dogs-ticks-sweaty-backside/) Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it, so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** College Football, Congratulations Coach Tom Herman: The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week One, Texas
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### [SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series – College Football Week 2](https://swampbutt.com/fans-in-the-stands/)
**Published:** September 5, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series – College Football Week 2
**Content:**
## **[SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands](https://swampbutt.com/without-swampbutt-underwear-easter-bunnys-lament-includes-dogs-ticks-sweaty-backside/) Series**
**LakeJackson, Texas** – *September 5, 2018* – Another season of college football started and in the words of a gridiron hall of famer, “every Saturday half the teams win, and half the teams lose, but all the fans sweat, and I like pie.” We reviewed the math and his story checks out. And while we can’t help your team’s goal line defense or bake a delicious dessert, SwampButt Underwear™ () can help you defend against the gruesome affliction known as swamp butt. With that we present SwampButt Underwear’s Fans In The Stands series.
**Hot Like?**
It’s going to be hotter than a stolen tamale across the United States this Saturday with temperatures in the 90s and an outrageous amount of humidity. And fans in the stands can expect their game day experience to be rougher than a stucco bathtub as they sit in the heat for four hours and become a wet, smelly mess. [SwampButt Underwear is](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) made for these sweaty times.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/iu-4.jpeg)Without SwampButt Underwear, the Fans in the Stands 12th Man is doomed to suffer soggy bottoms, which everyone will see since they never sit down. Yuck.**College Football Fans Agree**
“There isn’t much that college football fans agree on except the sun is a giant ball of burning gases, providing heat and light to our solar system, the raw sexuality of watching a fullback go in motion, and the undeniable fact that excessive sweating while wearing regular drawers is just asking for trouble,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesperson Nick Heraldson. “It’s trouble that could be avoided if you just shut up and listen.
This weekend you’re going to sweat, and SwampButt Underwear can help by wicking moisture (aka butt sweat) away so it evaporates faster. You’re probably going to drink too much and make an ass of yourself as well, but we can’t help you there. We’re not miracle workers.”
**Games People Play**
***Clemson at Texas A&M:*** Wear sunblock. And a hat. And SwampButt Underwear. And would it kill you to leave a decent tip every now and then. And don’t expect to see the Aggies with a lot of rushing yards.
***Arizona at Houston:*** Take one exciting quarterback, add one blah offense, and stir in a re-treaded coach and you get a chance for a P-5 to take down a Pac-10 team. Before the disappointment washes over you, clean the pallet and watch defensive phenom Ed Oliver. He is worth the price of admission.
***Mississippi State at Kansas State:*** State has the chance to knock off a Big 12 team (like that’s hard) while making an early season statement that says, ‘the Bulldogs don’t stink.’ The apocrine glands are mainly responsible for body odor because the type of sweat they produce is high in protein. Now that stinks.
***Georgia at South Carolina:*** Winner of the game gets to listen to Jason Isbell. Loser of the game listens to Florida-Georgia Line. Both teams cry every time they watch *Coco*.
***UCLA at Oklahoma:*** How long do you think Kyler Murray could stay on his feet if the goal was length of time instead of yards?
***Rutgers at Ohio State:*** If he’s having memory problems then why is he still driving?
***USC at Stanford:*** Unfriend 10 random people on Facebook. They know what they did but will jump to conclusions if they don’t.
**Solid, Rational Football Stuff**
The SwampButt Underwear fans in the stands research and development department recently confirmed that almost everyone has a butt. And a lot of those same people with butts wear underwear. And on hot days those butts sweat.
“Going to a game can be a lot of fun unless the drunk guy next to you is trying really hard to get the coach to listen to his formation ideas, but his third wife ain’t really feeling his thoughts on punt coverage or their marriage,” said the often divorced Heraldson. “Sitting in the sun is not fun either because sweat in your underwear is problematic. We can help. Not with their marital issues or with special teams, but with your swamp butt.”
SwampButt Underwear is specifically formulated to help fight the grim affliction known as swamp butt. Our specially formulated drawers work through the magic of wicking, which is the way moisture travels across a large area of fabric. The further the sweat disperses across the surface the faster it can evaporate. And that’s pretty handy on a hot day.
**Who Should Wear SwampButt Underwear**
We at SwampButt Underwear don’t know a lot about football, but we do know a lot about sweat. For fans in the stands The kind you get sitting in the stands, walking to the stadium or running from the other team’s fans after you point to the scoreboard and yell something about a tryst between their mothers and the mascot. Each activity is going to give you a sweaty backside. And we can help.
The people who wear our underwear participate in all types of activities, including:
- attending college football games
- betting on college football games
- letting their happiness be directly impacted by the collective performance of a group of students participating in a [college football](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) game
- golf, tennis, cricket, running, tailgating, fishing, baseball, football, rugby, basketball, hunting, camping, darts, volleyball, Uno, hiking, softball, washers, dice, cornhole, poker and bowling
- many other sports and leisure activities
And most of those people sweat a lot – especially around their butts.
“SwampButt Underwear can help you not embarrass yourself with sweat issues whether you are watching or playing sports,” said Heraldson. “We can’t prevent you from ruining the friendly football game at the family reunion because Auntie Linda didn’t keep her head on a swivel, but we can help you feel dry while doing it.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
Men’s Performance SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
- Form fitting with natural coverage
- Wicks away moisture for improved wear-ability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
- Great strength and resilience
- Signature logo on waistband
- Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it, so please do not use it without permission.
CAPTION: Without SwampButt Underwear, t[he 12thMan Fans in the Stands](https://www.tamu.edu/traditions/gameday/12th-man/index.html) is doomed to suffer soggy bottoms, which everyone will see since they never sit down. Yuck. [SwampButt Underwear’s Fans You’re Gonna Get Sweaty](https://swampbutt.com/without-swampbutt-underwear-easter-bunnys-lament-includes-dogs-ticks-sweaty-backside/) Series.
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Fans, Stands, SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series – College Football Week 2
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### [Feeling Burned Out? Scientists Can Now Tell by Monitoring Your Sweat](https://swampbutt.com/feeling-burned-out-scientists-can-now-tell-by-monitoring-your-sweat/)
**Published:** February 8, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear probably cannot help with burnout but we can offer a dryer tush with our specially engineered SwampButt Made In The USA Underwear.
**Content:**
# Feeling Burn Out? Scientists Can Now Tell by Monitoring Your Sweat.
## Are you feeling burned out? Would a sensor that monitors sweat help validate those feelings? Good news, science can tell by monitoring sweat.
### SwampButt Underwear probably cannot help with burnout but we can offer a dryer tush with our specially engineered SwampButt Made In The USA Underwear.
[JACINTA BOWLER](https://www.sciencealert.com/jacinta-bowler)
8 FEBRUARY 2021
#### Feeling Burned Out? Scientists Can Now Tell by Monitoring Your Sweat.
#### From the inside it’s not hard to tell if you’re stressed. You might feel agitated, notice your shoulders or jaw tense up, get headaches, or even lie awake at night. But from the outside, it’s a little harder to objectively measure stress and, in turn, know how to treat it. But that could soon change.
*SwampButt Underwear probably cannot help with burnout but we can offer a dryer tush with our specially engineered SwampButt Made In The USA Underwear.*Scientists have just published a paper reporting the creation of a wearable electronic chip that can analyse how stressed you are by detecting a particular hormone in your sweat.
“Having a reliable, wearable system can help doctors objectively quantify whether a patient is suffering from [depression](https://www.sciencealert.com/depression "depression") or burnout, for example, and whether their treatment is effective,” [says senior author](https://phys.org/news/2021-02-burnout.html) and Ecole Polytechnique Fédérale de Lausanne nanotechnology researcher Adrian Ionescu.
“What’s more, doctors would have that information in real time. That would mark a major step forward in the understanding of these diseases.”
The chip tracks the hormone [cortisol](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortisol) – a steroid hormone that we’ve long known is released by the adrenal glands in response to physiological stress, including physical stresses or low glucose in your blood.
When your body releases cortisol, kicking off those stressed feelings we’re all familar with, it can be detected in saliva, sweat, and pee. “Cortisol can be secreted on impulse—you feel fine and suddenly something happens that puts you under stress, and your body starts producing more of the hormone,” [says Ionescu.](https://phys.org/news/2021-02-burnout.html)
The patch works by using an extended gate field effect transistor (EG-FET) made from [graphene](https://www.sciencealert.com/graphene "graphene") to analyse small amounts of cortisol in our sweat. The transistor uses short fragments of DNA that bind to cortisol, dragging the hormone closer to the sensor.
This might sound like overkill to those lucky enough to avoid persistent stress – after all, we all get stressed from time to time. But when stress levels stay high – also known as chronic stress – it can lead to a variety of issues.
“Disorders such as obesity, metabolic syndrome, type two [diabetes](https://www.sciencealert.com/diabetes "diabetes"), heart diseases, allergy, anxiety, depression, fatigue syndrome, and burnout are often associated with dysfunctions of the stress axes,” [the team wrote in their paper.](https://www.nature.com/articles/s43246-020-00114-x "Feeling Burned Out? Scientists Can Now Tell by Monitoring Your Sweat")
The team hopes that the patch would be able record cortisol levels over a whole day, which will show if the patient has a normal curve of cortisol, or if something is wrong.
“The level of the cortisol has a circadian rhythm in serum throughout the whole day, with the highest level in the morning (~30 min after waking, 0.14–0.69 µM) and the lowest level at night (0.083–0.36 µM). Sustained stress can disrupt this rhythm and results in an abnormal increase of cortisol level,” [the team wrote.](https://www.nature.com/articles/s43246-020-00114-x "Feeling Burned Out? Scientists Can Now Tell by Monitoring Your Sweat")
“Although the short-term activation of the hypothalamic–pituitary–adrenal axis is adaptive and necessary for everyday life, both high and low levels of cortisol, as well as disrupted circadian rhythms, are implicated in physical and psychological disorders.”
You can’t go out and get one of these stress patches quite yet, but the team is hoping to test the sensor in a hospital trial soon. Watch this space.
The paper has been published in *[Communications Materials](https://www.nature.com/articles/s43246-020-00114-x)*.
For more information read the following:
> [Why More Stank When Stressed?](https://swampbutt.com/why-more-stank-when-stressed/)
> [Sweat sensors could someday monitor health](https://swampbutt.com/sweat-sensors-could-someday-monitor-health/)
**Categories:** Sweat News
**Tags:** Burned out, SwampButt Underwear
---
### [Hot Takes of the Week - Oct. 17, 2016](https://swampbutt.com/hot-takes-week-oct-17-2016/)
**Published:** October 17, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Hot Takes of the Week - Oct. 17, 2016
**Content:**
The Twitter hot takes of the week (Oct. 17, 2016) are on fire.[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fire.jpg)
Or at least funny. Or interesting.
Or adorable. Or informative.
Some are a combination of those.
But very few are funny and informative for some reason.
Weird week.
> Is summer making a comeback? Dozens of cities face a record-breaking heat wave [pic.twitter.com/vclKeF57pF](https://t.co/vclKeF57pF)
>
> — CNN (@CNN) [October 17, 2016](https://twitter.com/CNN/status/788165449871753216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Mike Gundy just made an interesting observation. Said college football parity is in part to this current generation always being on phones.
>
> — James Poling (@James\_Poling) [October 17, 2016](https://twitter.com/James_Poling/status/788085005616488448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Popeyes up north has a little different clientele than what I'm used to [pic.twitter.com/bNZezjMMte](https://t.co/bNZezjMMte)
>
> — Richard??Johnson (@RJ\_Writes) [October 16, 2016](https://twitter.com/RJ_Writes/status/787770325526253568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Somebody needs to graduate from the smedium! ? [pic.twitter.com/DWmO2xQfSJ](https://t.co/DWmO2xQfSJ)
>
> — Belle Es You (@SouthernbeLLSU) [October 16, 2016](https://twitter.com/SouthernbeLLSU/status/787449874144825348?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Marilyn Monroe and Tony Curtis in Some Like it Hot (1959) [pic.twitter.com/6EaC57jlh1](https://t.co/6EaC57jlh1)
>
> — Cinéfilos (@\_Cinefilos\_) [October 16, 2016](https://twitter.com/_Cinefilos_/status/787643888924254208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> This is Tom Brady-type accuracy ?
>
> — TooAthletic Takes (@TooAthletic) [October 15, 2016](https://twitter.com/TooAthletic/status/787286982758129665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Nashville is becoming a hot spot for bachelorette parties, which has done wonders for the jean shorts, cowboy hats and boots economy.
>
> — Jon Acuff (@JonAcuff) [October 15, 2016](https://twitter.com/JonAcuff/status/787292570523238400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/787328433437151233
> Mom turns up heat with thermostat note for kids [pic.twitter.com/1ZUSet0lPE](https://t.co/1ZUSet0lPE)
>
> — WSB-TV (@wsbtv) [October 15, 2016](https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/787084321987366912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
https://twitter.com/NotBRob/status/786270792736661504
**Categories:** Sweat News
---
### [This Week in Twitter Hot Takes](https://swampbutt.com/week-twitter-hot-takes-nov-7-2016/)
**Published:** November 8, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Week in Twitter Hot Takes – Nov. 7, 2016
**Content:**
The week in hot takes ending Nov. 7, 2016. Scorching hot takes. Hot takes on fire.
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/795793100501385217
> Randy Moss still has hands, catches salmon left handed
>
> — Internet #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) [November 8, 2016](https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/795792638381268992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> It's an Uncle Buck and hot chocolate sort of night.
>
> — Anna Passey (@MissPassey) [November 6, 2016](https://twitter.com/MissPassey/status/795353613598150656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Hot taek: I believe it's possible to hold these two opinions
>
> 1\) This loss is unacceptable
> 2\) This loss is not a fireable offense
>
> — David (@gigthem08) [November 5, 2016](https://twitter.com/gigthem08/status/794983774727577600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Big guess: propulsion and gravity.
>
> — Will Moriarty (@willmoriarty86) [November 5, 2016](https://twitter.com/willmoriarty86/status/794870033059106816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
https://twitter.com/SoDamnTrue/status/794348692316753920
> In Cleveland in November and it's hot AF
>
> — Elika Sadeghi (@elikasadeghi) [November 2, 2016](https://twitter.com/elikasadeghi/status/793917392321703936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> got HOT MEDIA TAKES today on the NFL and ratings and how people watch everything now [pic.twitter.com/mlyLb5EySp](https://t.co/mlyLb5EySp)
>
> — BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) [November 2, 2016](https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/793920537118392320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
https://twitter.com/SummerCandyEyes/status/793790946718679040
> Can you imagine if that many opposing fans were at a Braves [\#WorldSeries](https://twitter.com/hashtag/WorldSeries?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) game? It would be hot take central on here. [pic.twitter.com/yA2TU3kVnV](https://t.co/yA2TU3kVnV)
>
> — Barrett Sallee (@BarrettSallee) [November 2, 2016](https://twitter.com/BarrettSallee/status/793620711705313281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Peacock spiders with light sabers is my favorite thing today! [pic.twitter.com/NMLaOAMCYz](https://t.co/NMLaOAMCYz)
>
> — Earthling (@ziyatong) [November 1, 2016](https://twitter.com/ziyatong/status/793245652646060032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> I'm not down with the parents that are driving kids around to the hot spots. Make the kids walk and earn it! (Also the adults should walk)
>
> — Raheel Ramzanali (@The\_Raheel) [November 1, 2016](https://twitter.com/The_Raheel/status/793257306918154240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> Chicago Bulls are shooting 8/14 at the half. Isaiah Canaan has the hot sauce. (3-3) [pic.twitter.com/1kRkzoi8Ex](https://t.co/1kRkzoi8Ex)
>
> — Hoops Nostalgia (@HoopsNostalgia) [November 1, 2016](https://twitter.com/HoopsNostalgia/status/793253539292274688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
**Categories:** Sweat News
---
### [If I Can't Smell My Own Stank](https://swampbutt.com/if-i-cant-smell-my-own-stank/)
**Published:** November 11, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** If I Can't Smell My Own Stank Do I Still Smell Bad? Science Has The Answer!
**Content:**
If I Can’t Smell My Own Stank Do I Still Smell Bad? Short answer, yes. Not as profound as the ‘if a tree falls in the forest with no one to hear does it still make a sound?’ (it so does) but important. This excerpt from ‘Dear Science’ published by the Washington Post has the answer.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Soiling-The-Air_edited-1.jpg)*The fact that you cannot smell your own stank does not mean that you do not smell really bad.**Dear Science,*
*I switched to a more natural deodorant, and I think I smell just fine. But my roommate says the whole apartment now smells like B.O. Could I really be stinking up the place that badly without noticing it? Why don’t we notice our own smell?*
Here’s what science has to say:
Sorry you’re (allegedly) stinky. You might not realize it, but there are probably lots of smells you’re used to — including the smells of your own body and its byproducts. [That’s why the bathroom always seems *way* smellier after your roommate uses the toilet](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2014/11/10/why-we-dont-think-our-own-farts-stink/ "If I Cant Smell My Own Stank"). Trust us, they feel the same way.
There are two big components to this phenomenon, and one happens very quickly: We experience smell when molecules bombard receptors in our noses, and if they’re overrun with the same smell for a few moments they’ll tire out. It’s like a refractory period for your nose. That’s why you might think that your roommate’s garlicky meal smells super pungent when you first walk in the front door, but stop noticing it a few minutes later.
*\[[The stinky truth: Deodorant can change your body’s bacteria](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/02/02/the-stinky-truth-deodorant-can-change-your-bodys-bacteria/ "If I Cant Smell My Own Stank")\]*
“The olfactory system is one of the world’s best difference detectors, and that’s how it was designed,” said [Pamela Dalton](http://www.monell.org/faculty/people/dalton), a psychologist at the Monell Chemical Senses Center. Your nose helps you quickly detect things that are new and strange, but it has no use for the boring and typical. That’s where more long-term loss of sensitivity comes in: Over time, even if the receptors in your nose pick up on a smell, your brain might start filtering it out as useless information.
Dalton has done studies in which subjects place air fresheners in their bedrooms for a few weeks at a time. Unsurprisingly, after a few days the study participants reported that they [no longer noticed the smell](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/255663648_Fragrance_perception_From_the_nose_to_the_brain) when they walked in, and they were less sensitive to the scent when they were exposed to it during visits to Dalton’s lab.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [New Texas Based Company Tackles Sweat South of The Beltline](https://swampbutt.com/new-texas-based-company-tackles-sweat-south-beltline/)
**Published:** November 11, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** New Texas Based Company Tackles Sweat South of The Beltline
**Content:**
*SwampButt Underwear is Underwear for Hot People… Press Releases From S***New Texas Based Company Tackles Sweat South of The Beltline**
Houston, TX (October 19, 2016) — SwampButt Underwear™ now offers ‘underwear for hot people.’ Or better said, has undergarments designed for men who sweat so much that unsightly perspiration soaks through pants, belts, and even shirt tales. Launching the Internet based business today; the owners and founders offer garments designed to help mitigate the problem while maintaining a healthy sense of humor. Those interested can find relief at www.swampbutt.com.
**Solving A Real Problem Press Releases From SwampButt Underwear**
As the name implies, all underwear and t-shirts sold by www.swampbutt.com are designed with materials that wick moisture away from the skin for faster evaporation. This is not possible with underwear made with traditional fabrics. “Butt sweat, or as it is also known – ‘swampbutt’ – is an embarrassing condition that affects millions of men,” said spokesman Harold Nicoll. “People are going to get sweaty and there’s going to be some serious ‘stankage’ as a result. So [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) has joined the fight against this condition with our new line of t-shirts and underwear.”
**Debilitating Situation**
Butt-sweat or ‘swampbutt’ is a condition that does not discriminate. Men who spend any time engaged in light to strenuous activity outside or in structures with broken or non-existent air conditioners can benefit from SwampButt Underwear. Women who are looking for great gifts for their guys need look no further. “SwampButt Underwear is devoted to helping backsides stay drier longer,” Nicoll stated. “People with this challenge will quickly get behind the idea and know that relief is available.”
**October Launch Date?**
While cooler air and colorful leaves are part of the scenery in some parts of the country, there are way more places where temperatures remain high. It is for those where fall is just a date on the calendar that [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) means the most. “October is the fifth month of summer here in Texas,” Nicoll said. “We know that from southern California across the country to Florida, the idea of sweaters, fireplaces, and pumpkin spiced hot drinks are alien.”
**Designed Exclusively For SwampButt Underwear**
All garments from SwampButt Underwear™ are made from cotton, polyester, and lycra-spandex blends. These materials will attract sweat away from the body, which allows it to evaporate quicker than is otherwise possible. All SwampButt Underwear garments are original designs made with very precise specifications, all set by the company.
**To Learn More**
To learn more about SwampButt Underwear and how to obliterate the blight of butt sweat, follow @swampbutt or join us on Facebook at SwampButt Underwear. Also check out swampbutt.com for all SwampButt Underwear needs, including the Stank Blog.
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**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Peeps Oreos Are Turning Their Poop Pink](https://swampbutt.com/so-people-are-saying-peeps-oreos-are-turning-their-poop-pink/)
**Published:** April 8, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Good news if pink is your favorite color, I guess.
**Content:**
[](http://www.cosmopolitan.com/food-cocktails/a8990539/so-people-are-saying-peeps-oreos-are-turning-their-poop-pink/?src=socialflowFB)
> ***Good news if pink is your favorite color, I guess.***
Sourced through Scoop.it from: [www.cosmopolitan.com](http://www.cosmopolitan.com/food-cocktails/a8990539/so-people-are-saying-peeps-oreos-are-turning-their-poop-pink/?src=socialflowFB "Peeps Oreos Are Turning Their Poop Pink")
Peeps Oreos [have officially hit stores](http://www.cosmopolitan.com/food-cocktails/a8942799/peep-flavored-oreos/) and the Internet still isn’t sure [how to feel](http://www.cosmopolitan.com/food-cocktails/a5279957/peeps-flavored-oreos/) about the combination. I mean, we’ve dealt much worse IMO (never forget [Sweedish Fish Oreos](http://www.delish.com/food-news/a48621/swedish-fish-oreos/ "Peeps Oreos Are Turning Their Poop Pink")). But the latest ~controversy~ over the limited-edition cookies is that the pink icing is making other things pink, too. Like tongues, saliva and … poop.
While it’s not so shocking that some reviews have mentioned having [pink saliva](https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3A4b58830723ec6371&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) or a pink tongue after eating the Peeps Oreos — if you’ve ever had any colored icing, you know that’s likely to happen — the pink poop is a bit more surprising.
One woman tweeted directly at Oreo to say the new line of Oreo’s made her poop “bright pink.” And quite frankly, you only need this to happen once for it to be worthy of a “wait, really, what is happening here?” discussion. But look, there’s also this delightful thread that gives you TMI about the effects of Peeps-flavored Oreos on your stool brought to you by Twitter user [Elle Leven](https://twitter.com/Barbeydahl/status/834760118625525761), who said her roommate ate Oreo Peeps and then left a big pink poop stain left on the toilet. People replied, concerned. They had so many questions, they wanted answers. Elle, saving us all, was like “don’t ask.”
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Is Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA](https://swampbutt.com/is-yours-the-sweatiest-job-in-the-usa/)
**Published:** April 20, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Is Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA? SwampButt Underwear Wants to Know
**Content:**
*SwampButt Underwear is looking for sweatiest job in United States and wants to help those people out…*
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/0620b0e0968b7ee5a350fdb2c6c3616f.jpg)*Is Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA? [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Wants to Know.*April 18, 2017 — Is Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA? [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Wants to Know. SwampButt Underwear is looking for sweatiest job in United States.
At SwampButt Underwear we embrace the easily overheated, the socially isolated, the sweaty men of earth. And we want to help them fight that “stankage.” Why? No one likes a sweaty backside. More importantly, no one wants to sit, stand, work-out, shoot, cheer, pitch, throw, serve, or bowl near someone who sports a pair of sopping wet drawers, especially at work. **Is Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA?**
“”We could have paid some consultants for their thoughts,” said [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) president Harold Nicoll. “Instead we decided to ask the people to tell us who they are, what they do, and why the work they do is hotter than anyone else.”
**Guidelines**
Starting in May, 2017 SwampButt Underwear will select someone to receive a free pair of SwampButt Underwear every week through September. To nominate yourself, send an email to [swampbuttunderwear@gmail.com](mailto:swampbuttunderwear@gmail.com "Is Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA") with the following information:
1. Your first and last name
2. Your e-mail address
3. Your occupation
4. Geographic location
5. What makes your job sweaty?
6. Creativity counts, but no weird stuff.
**Weekly Winners**
Every weekly winner will receive a free pair of SwampButt Underwear in the size and color they choose at no charge, not even for postage. At the end of September, 2017 (assuming anyone is still entering) we will name the “SwampButt Underwear Sweatiest Job in the USA” award. The winner a pair of each and every style of SwampButt Underwear, a T-shirt, and the honor of being associated with SwampButt Underwear.
By entering the contest, participants [give their permission to be publicly recognized by SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/is-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day/). The selection of each week’s winner is final but those who do not win are automatically entered into the next week’s contest. “We know sweaty people are out there,” said Nicoll. “And SwampButt Underwear wants to help them out.”
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To learn more go to [www.swampbutt.com](https://www.swampbutt.com "Is Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA"). **Is Yours the Sweatiest Job in the USA? [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) Wants to Know**
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**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [This Week in Hot Takes](https://swampbutt.com/this-week-in-hot-takes/)
**Published:** October 3, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** This Week in Hot Takes
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/feuer-flamme-brand.jpg)The week in hot takes. The weather may be getting cooler, but the hot takes aren’t.
> Rinaldi: "If you'd had one more second, where would you be right now?" Les: "I'd be getting sweaty over there with the Tigers."
>
> — Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) [October 1, 2016](https://twitter.com/slmandel/status/782224133836996608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
https://twitter.com/AbbieScanlon1/status/781887465883787264
https://twitter.com/realHamOnWry/status/781297446152470528
https://twitter.com/hoondyy/status/781228483049426949
> This makes my palms sweat… [pic.twitter.com/zvhfffblMh](https://t.co/zvhfffblMh)
>
> — Shannon Miller (@\_ShannonMiller) [September 28, 2016](https://twitter.com/_ShannonMiller/status/781174046432104448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> A look back at Colt Stadium, home of Houston Colt .45s pre-Astrodome: hot under Texas sun and mosquito-plagued [\#MLB](https://twitter.com/hashtag/MLB?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) [pic.twitter.com/inHOMp9401](https://t.co/inHOMp9401)
>
> — Old Ballparks (@OldBallparks) [September 28, 2016](https://twitter.com/OldBallparks/status/781153362335113216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> No one is threatened by your hunt the lunch thief task force Karen.\*bead of sweat falls from my forehead
>
> — DeemonDastardly (@mydmac) [September 28, 2016](https://twitter.com/mydmac/status/781119080329728004?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
https://twitter.com/IndieAltTunes/status/780897187404406784
> On a positive note, I am losing massive amounts of water weight this week as I sweat to death. It is warm.
>
> — BooMcScreamy (@DrewMcWeeny) [September 27, 2016](https://twitter.com/DrewMcWeeny/status/780891572321734656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [The Week's Hot Takes](https://swampbutt.com/the-weeks-hot-takes/)
**Published:** October 10, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Week's Hot Takes
**Content:**
The weather is cooler. But that hasn’t affected the Hot Takes. Straight fire or something. 
https://twitter.com/stringsays/status/785138777698074624
> Thousands of fans rock out at Desert Trip despite triple-digit heat and technical glitchers [pic.twitter.com/9FabR9t9hU](https://t.co/9FabR9t9hU)
>
> — Los Angeles Times (@latimes) [October 9, 2016](https://twitter.com/latimes/status/785044666374819840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
>
> — Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) [October 8, 2016](https://twitter.com/TheWeirdWorld/status/784842379434004480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
https://twitter.com/WorldAndScience/status/784468545493229569
> THIS KID CAME TO THE GAME DRESSED AS A HOT DOG (NOT A SANDWICH)!!! [pic.twitter.com/fBRWXmePlY](https://t.co/fBRWXmePlY)
>
> — Elika Sadeghi (@elikasadeghi) [October 7, 2016](https://twitter.com/elikasadeghi/status/784194356903305216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> I don't care if the Red Sox get fined by the league — somebody needs to get Pretty Ricky's sweat stained hat. Like, now.
>
> — Jared Carrabis (@Jared\_Carrabis) [October 7, 2016](https://twitter.com/Jared_Carrabis/status/784198587664171008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
https://twitter.com/mrBobbyBones/status/784012037370224640
> It's hot in Texas! ☺️
>
> — Brittney Atwood (@\_little\_britt\_) [October 5, 2016](https://twitter.com/_little_britt_/status/783797155987283968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
https://twitter.com/B911Weather/status/783835276820959232
https://twitter.com/ClassicDadMoves/status/783343677821378560
> it's perfect nap in your car at lunch weather & I'm a nap in your car at lunch kind of gal
>
> — Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) [October 3, 2016](https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/783053920016838656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
https://twitter.com/solangeknowles/status/782759460209094656
> How the robbers will sell Kim Kardashian's $10 million worth of super hot jewelry. [@IvanaKottasova](https://twitter.com/IvanaKottasova?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
>
> — Mark Mooney (@mxmooney) [October 4, 2016](https://twitter.com/mxmooney/status/783115935918002176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [The Full Story Behind SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/full-story-behind-swampbutt-underwear-interview-with-raheel-ramzanali-at-espn-97-5-fm/)
**Published:** February 27, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Full Story Behind SwampButt Underwear
**Content:**
# The Full Story Behind SwampButt Underwear.
The Full Story Behind SwampButt Underwear. SwampButt President Harold Nicoll appeared this morning with Raheel Ramzanali, host of the Granato & Raheel Show – Weekdays 10 a.m. – 12 p.m. on ESPN 97.5 for his podcast. The topic was [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/), our marketing and public relations work to date.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/FullSizeRender.jpg)SwampButt President Harold Nicoll with Raheel Ramzanali at ESPN 97.5 FM.Listen here: [https://audioboom.com/…/5653094-episode-7-harold-nicoll-of-…](https://audioboom.com/posts/5653094-episode-7-harold-nicoll-of-swampbutt-com)
## What Is SwampButt Underwear Made From?
[SwampButt Underwear performance undergarments are made](https://swampbutt.com/store/wear-mens-swampbutt-underwear/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa-brand-are-larger-for-the-girth-of-the-american-man/swampbutt-underwear-in-most-college-and-university-colors/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa/) from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers. The [traditional brief](https://swampbutt.com/store/wear-mens-swampbutt-underwear/mens-swampbutt-underwear-performance-boxers/2020-white-boxer-briefs/get-two-pairs-of-traditional-swampbutt-boxer-briefs-for-20-20/ "The Full Story Behind SwampButt Underwear") style is a blend of cotton and lycra. Both styles fit snuggly, there will never be any droop associated with our garments.
The original SwampButt Underwear designs were not as big as most of the American men who suffer from a sweaty backside. These men need a garment to help them stay dry. In addition to the larger sizes, to accommodate more girth, both leg openings on all the new [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) made in the USA garments are larger than before. Waist sizes are also more forgiving and bigger.
The fabric in the new underwear is from ‘Sportek’, one of the leading manufacturers of sports clothes and fabric anywhere. The material contains 83% polyester and 17% Spandex. This is eight percent more Spandex than used in the original designs, so the underwear is ‘stretchier’ and more forgiving. But there were more reasons we moved production to the U.S.A.
As designers and marketers, we felt that only other Americans could fully grasp the need for a bigger pair of underwear (if only airlines were as thoughtful). The new SwampButt Performance Made in the USA garments are also made with ‘Microblok’ technology to prevent stinky drawers or from the Latin; *ubi foetidum.* MicroBlok inhibits the growth of bacteria on treated surfaces of products, greatly reducing stains, odors, and product deterioration.
All of this material science, chemistry, design capability and even colorful designs are realized in the new SwampButt Underwear™. We hope you enjoy them
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear Cannot Help Tattoos May Mess With Your Sweat Rate](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-cannot-help-tattoos-may-mess-with-your-sweat-rate/)
**Published:** March 20, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Cannot Help Tattoos May Mess With Your Sweat Rate
**Content:**
**SwampButt Underwear Cannot Help Tattoos May Mess With Your Sweat Rate**
**Getting ink permanently damages your skin’s sweat glands, according to a new study**
**BY [SELENE YEAGER](http://www.bicycling.com/author/selene-yeager) MARCH 17, 2017**
Note: This article comes to us from Bicycling.com. To read it at their site go to: .Sure, that elaborate sleeve of tribal symbols, [chain](http://www.walmart.com/search/?query=bike+chain) rings, and flames may look fierce when you’re head down and guns blazing toward a sprint finish. But researchers are now questioning if [tattoo ink](http://www.bicycling.com/culture/tips/considering-cycling-tattoo-read-first "SwampButt Underwear Cannot Help Tattoos May Mess With Your Sweat Rate") may also interfere with your skin’s natural cooling mechanism—namely sweat.Here’s why they’re taking a closer look: Tattoo needles work by permanently depositing ink into the dermis layer of the skin, which is composed of collagen fibers, nerves, blood vessels and glands that include your [eccrine sweat glands](http://www.bicycling.com/training/training/sweat-school). These glands are what your body uses to produce sweat that springs out of your pores to deposit on your skin, where it will be evaporated to cool you down. Recently, researchers at Alma College in Michigan found that all that needling and the inflammation it causes seems to leave behind lasting damage along with a permanent piece of artwork.
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[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/skin-and-sweat_0.jpg)SwampButt Underwear Cannot Help Tattoos May Mess With Your Sweat Rate.In the study, the scientists tested 10 volunteers who had tattoos on one side of their body, but not the other. They then applied special sweat collection discs, which stimulate, collect and analyze the [composition of the sweat](http://www.bicycling.com/training/health-and-injuries/8-things-your-sweat-trying-tell-you) over the tattooed skin and the non-tattooed skin on the same place on the opposite side of the body. The results were pretty dramatic.
On average, the [sweat rate](http://www.bicycling.com/training/tips/what-determines-how-much-you-sweat "SwampButt Underwear Cannot Help Tattoos May Mess With Your Sweat Rate") from the tattooed skin was about half of the sweat rate from the non-inked skin. The tattooed skin was also “saltier” because the damaged sweat glands were less effective at reabsorbing sodium from the perspiration before it hit the skin’s surface. On average, the sodium concentration from the tattooed skin was 1.73 times higher than it was from the non-tattooed skin.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [The Walking Dead Character Who Needed SwampButt Underwear™](https://swampbutt.com/the-walking-dead-character-who-needed-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** April 6, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** The Walking Dead Character Who Needed SwampButt Underwear™
**Content:**
The Walking Dead Character Who Needed SwampButt Underwear™
*The Walking Dead’s* Abraham Ford (played by Michael Cudlitz) spoke for millions of men during the show’s season finale on Sunday, April 2, 2017 when he described why he disliked the beach: “I hate the beach. End of the day, in a wet suit, it’s like you’re sandblasting your nut sack every single step you take back to the car.” Had he been wearing SwampButt Performance Underwear, there would have been no sand, grit, or chafe anywhere on, in, or near the burly army sergeant’s anatomy.
**Abraham’s Lament**
Fans of *The Walking Dead* will know already that Abraham has a colorful way of expressing himself, especially when describing human anatomy. It was during a sequence of the show where his drowning death in an ocean is foretold that he described the impact sand caught in his suit had on his reproductive organs. The Walking Dead Character Who Needed SwampButt Underwear™
**Cautionary Tale**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Abraham-MichaelCudlitz.jpg)The Walking Dead Character Who Needed SwampButt Underwear™His descriptive complaint of why he hated the beach is a reminder to people considering the shoreline this summer; to avoid sand-chafe, wear SwampButt Underwear. SwampButt Underwear performance underwear are made from lycra and polyester to wick away and evaporate moisture faster than otherwise possible. The tight-fitting underwear will also help prevent sand from migrating into the crotches and butt cracks of seaside visitors.
**Would SwampButt Underwear Change the Zombie Apocalypse?**
What impact SwampButt Underwear might have had on Abraham or others during the zombie apocalypse is not known, nor is it talked about anywhere but at the company’s headquarters. “He probably would still have been killed,” company president Harold Nicoll said when asked. “But he would have been more comfortable if he had been wearing our [garments.” Asked if other men would have similarly benefitted from SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) during the zombie outbreak Nicoll responded, “I’m pretty sure *The Walking Dead* is not a documentary, but sure. Anyone wearing them at the beach regardless of the occasion or reason would be better off.” The Walking Dead Character Who Needed SwampButt Underwear™
[](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/)[](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/)[](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/)[](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/)[](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/)[](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/)[](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/)[](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/)[](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/)[**SwampButt Underwear: A Barrier Against That Reef**](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/)
Those who wear lose fitting or no underwear to the nation’s beaches will accumulate sand in the worst possible location, inside swim wear. Makers of SwampButt Underwear named this affliction ‘swamp-chafe’ because of the place on an individual’s body it occurs (the human butt) and the hot weather that is also part of the equation. The Walking Dead Character Who Needed SwampButt Underwear™
The construction and materials SwampButt Underwear is made from will cling to the wearer; thus, providing a wall against the unwanted encroachment of sand. “It will not matter how much sand or how red and irritated anyone’s crotch or butt crack gets while at the beach,” said Harold Nicoll, president of SwampButt Underwear LLC. “No one will be digging any pearls out of there,” he warned. An uncomfortable day at the beach might be the best thing anyone gets out of their drawers, as infections and other complicated skin disorders often accompany swamp-chafe.”
**Serious Beach Sand Disease**
Abraham knew what he was talking about when he warned about the condition of his ‘nut sack.’ The places on an individual’s skin that are rubbed to the point of bleeding can get infected. “There is a lot of bad stuff lurking in that innocent looking beach sand,” Nicoll said.
According to the web site, www.medicinenet.com, beach sand and not beach water is what is more likely to make spring breakers sick. “Studies done with water and sand from Hawaiian beaches found a “higher abundance” of bacteria indicating fecal contamination — bugs such a E. coli, for example — in the sand than in the water,” the site published.”
**Wear SwampButt Underwear To Prevent Swamp-Chafe**
As with so many things, prevention is the best medicine. For those who want to avoid the grinding despair of beach sand, wear SwampButt Performance Underwear. ‘We recommend our brown, sand colored performance underwear,” Nicoll stated. “It is the color of sand and if the wearer does not change for a few days, who’s going to know?” The Walking Dead Character Who Needed SwampButt Underwear™
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear Sponsors Rugged Nation](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-sponsors-rugged-nation/)
**Published:** January 17, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear LLC Sponsors “Rugged Nation” On Sportsman Channel
**Content:**
**SwampButt Underwear Sponsors Rugged Nation.**
Whether it is winter, spring, summer or fall, men who hunt, fish, camp, hike, ski or trap get sweaty. It is that fact that persuaded the owners of SwampButt Underwear™ to be one of the sponsors of the popular outdoor television program “Rugged Nation.” Rugged Nation starts its second season on the Sportsman Channel after attracting an audience of over 3 million viewers in season one. Hosted by G.O. Heath, Rugged Nation delivers a program that is action packed with fun, energetic and challenging hunts, all while chasing after a variety of big game in some of the most rugged terrain, unpredictable weather conditions and beautiful destinations in North America!
**SwampButt Underwear: A Good Fit For Rugged Nation**
The owners of SwampButt Underwear did not have plans to advertise with Rugged Nation or any other electronic media for the 2017 season. “We did not think our company was big enough or noteworthy enough to warrant this level of attention,” said company president Harold Nicoll. “We talked directly with program host G.O. Heath and his team about our doubts. It was his input about his audience and the utility of our product (funny name notwithstanding) that persuaded us to do this, and we could not be happier.”
**It’s No Joke**
One of the challenges people at SwampButt Underwear encounter all the time is the doubt so many have when it comes to their company and the name. “We have an amusing name, it’s true,” said company president Harold Nicoll. “But we also manufacture and sell high quality garments that can help solve a problem that a lot of men have. Especially me.”
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/10xEB5A9507.jpg)SwampButt Underwear Sponsors Rugged Nation. Shown here is host of “Rugged Nation” G.O. Heath. Mr. Heath is a veteran outdoorsman and is the host of the popular television program as it starts its second season.Owner Nicoll also allowed that activities like golf, tennis, running, and gardening were what was in mind when the company was introduced in late October, 2016. “What the market place has taught us is that there are way more ways men get sweaty than we could imagine,” Nicoll said. “Everything from bird watching to snow skiing and Tai Chi are ways men get excessive and visible dampness below the belt line, regardless of the time of year. It’s amazing.”
**Two Types of SwampButt Underwear**
There are two types of men’s’ underwear available at www.swampbutt.com; performance and every day. [SwampButt Underwear’s](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwears-fans-in-the-stands-youre-gonna-get-sweaty-series-college-football-week-2/) traditional briefs look and fit like traditional all-cotton briefs, but are lighter weight for incredible comfort. These (93% cotton/7% lycra) draw moisture away from the skin and allow for greater air flow around the fabric. Men’s Performance SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the man who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These were created to aggressively draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex. “We believe that people who spend time fishing, hunting or doing any type of vigorous exercise outside will benefit from SwampButt Underwear,” Nicoll concluded.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear ™ LLC is registered in state of Texas. It is owned by two friends who before they did anything decided that their friendship came first and that if there were any conflict at all, they would dissolve the business. So far so good.
We sell underwear for men who sweat a lot south of their belt line. We also sell t-shirts that are similarly engineered. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) ™ is a registered trademark with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. We paid a lot for it, so please do not use it without permission. [SwampButt Underwear LLC has undergarments designed for men](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) who sweat so much that unsightly perspiration soaks through pants, belts, and even shirt tales. The owners and founder offer garments designed to help mitigate the problem while maintaining a healthy sense of humor.
**About Rugged Nation**
From day one Rugged Nation was founded with one mission- bring a new energy to the outdoors. The show is hosted by G.O. Heath, whom is widely known for being one of the most upbeat, energetic and well respected men in our industry. Rugged nation airs nationally on The Sportsman Channel Wednesdays at 7:30 p.m. eastern time.
Photo Caption: Show here is host of “Rugged Nation” G.O. Heath. Mr. Heath is a veteran outdoorsman and is the host of the popular television program as it starts its second season.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Field & Stream Magazine Suggests Gift Dry Butt](https://swampbutt.com/field-stream-magazine-suggests-gift-dry-butt/)
**Published:** February 15, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Field and Stream Magazine Suggests The Gift of a Dry Butt
**Content:**
**Field and Stream Magazine Suggests The Gift of a Dry Butt.**
We very much appreciate the kind words of Bill Heavy at Field and Stream magazine. Mr. Heavy is the is the writer of Field & Stream’s popular backpage column, ‘A Sportsman’s Life’. He loves to deer hunt, hoard gear, and irritate David E. Petzal, whoever that is.
We wanted to answer his questions about our marketing efforts. Field & Stream Magazine Suggests Gift Dry Butt
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Unknown.png)Field and Stream Magazine writer Bill Heavy wrote a wonderful article about SwampButt Underwear. Thank you Bill.1. Should we send these announcements to women? Yes, and we do. A number of female journalists have asked us to refrain from sending these announcements to them. Though to be fair just as many write to us and say they appreciate receiving our announcements if for no other reason than they are funny. We’d like it better if they wrote great columns about them the way Mr. Heavy did, but as a start up we will take what we can get. As far as the male-female thing goes, what we see (at least in the short term) is that there are 3 men who visit the web site for every woman who visits. However, and to his point, there is a much larger percentage of women ordering [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) than men. So the next assignment is to find more ways to reach women who know or are somehow connected to men with sweaty backsides! Anyone with an idea, please let us know. Field & Stream Magazine Suggests Gift Dry Butt
2. Can you send a pair to a woman in your life? The answer is yes and we want to encourage this. Most of the women we know wear them; like who will ever know? While [SwampButt Underwear is designed for men](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/), certainly a woman who has swamp butt can and should wear them. Married to a sweaty babe? Send her a pair or two. She will never know who sent this. We won’t tell. Field & Stream Magazine Suggests Gift Dry Butt
3. I think we can all agree that this is marketing genius. Yes, we can. And no matter how many times we hear this, it never gets old. We have a saying here at SwampButt Underwear, the genius button has no off position. The humility button on the other hand does.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [In Space No One Can Hear You Fart](https://swampbutt.com/in-space-no-one-can-hear-you-fart/)
**Published:** February 20, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** In Space No One Can Hear You Fart
**Content:**
In space no one can hear you fart. The allure and appeal of being an astronaut leaked out of a nations’ psyche like so many milliliters of urine or grams of fecal matter. Why? Because of the requirement by NASA as outlined in a competition to design the perfect space suite capable of keeping astronaut poop and pee in place during… I don’t know… long space walks, someone else is in the toilet, did not have to go then, who knows. But NASA wanted the space suit designed thusly as described in the following requirement:
“For the competition, the space agency asked for solutions that could take care of up to 144 hours of human waste, which could include up to a liter a day of urine, 75 grams and 75 ml of fecal matter and up to 80 ml of menstrual collection.” Ewe! The only possible upside is that at least it’s your own poop and pee though the term ‘upside’ and ‘space toilet’ are at odds. Can’t astronauts just go outside? Yes, the have and do. See the attached photo for a graphic reference. In Space No One Can Hear You Fart In Space No One Can Hear You Fart
**Possible Reasons For This Requirement:**
- Did not have to go before we blasted off.
- The Russians are hogging the toilet and used all the paper.
- No Bucees in space.
- Have you looked inside the bathroom on the ISS?
- Everything in space is weightless. EVERYTHING!
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/960x0.jpg)*An unidentified NASA astronaut drops number two while outside the International Space Station. In space no one can hear your fart.*More than 5,000 proposals were submitted from more than 150 teams around the world for the challenge, hosted on the HeroX crowdsourcing site. The top winner was family physician and flight surgeon Thatcher Cardon, who won $15,000 for his idea – MACES Perineal Access & Toileting System (M-PATS).
So explore the heavens while squirming in your own waste! Dream big you shiny diamond.
To read the whole story, go here: [NASA Makes It OK To Poop and Pee On Yourself While In Space. ](http://www.forbes.com/sites/bridaineparnell/2017/02/16/astronauts-can-boldly-go-in-their-spacesuits-after-space-poop-challenge-gets-record-response/#6d5a450b650d)
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear Advises Eat Vegetables, Smell Better, Have Sex?](https://swampbutt.com/eat-vegetables-smell-better-have-sex/)
**Published:** August 28, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Advises Eat Vegetables, Smell Better, Have Sex?
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Monounsaturated-dressings-are-best-for-salad-nutrient-absorption-says-study.jpg)Sexy lettuceYour mother was right. And by taking her advice, you will smell better.
If you eat your vegetables then you’ll grow big and strong. And you’ll get laid.
Researchers recently published in the journal [Evolution and Human Behavior](http://www.ehbonline.org/article/S1090-5138(16)30193-3/abstract?cc=y=) that eating vegetables improves the attractiveness of male body odor to females. So before you hit the club you may want to eat a salad.
### Too Much Bread
Smell plays a large evolutionary part in picking potential mates. Our noses know how to [diversify our gene pools](http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/01/6/l_016_08.html), when fertility is at its height — and also detect who will agree with our [political stance](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/09/140915120805.htm). Sense of smell even correlates with [social circle size](http://www.popsci.com/your-sense-smell-predicts-how-big-your-social-network-is).
Researchers set out to find whether foods rich in carotenoids, a pigment shown to increase [skin tone attractiveness](http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25014019), would also give body odor a boost. They studied male sweat samples with females sniff-testing for hedonic, intensity and qualitative attributes. The results, as published in [*Evolution and Human Behavior*](http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1090513816301933) say: men who ate a variation of vegetables and fruits, as well as reasonable amounts of fat, meats, eggs and tofu, smelled better than those who ate a lot of carbs. The low-carb diets produced a floral, fruity, sweet and medicinal” sweat, while higher carbohydrate intake resulted in stronger, less pleasant body odor.
If this study sounds awfully heteronormative, the researchers have their reasons for sticking to a straight-people binary: females are invested in and sensitive to reproduction needs, females rank smell higher in attractiveness judgments than men, males have more and smellier sweat than females, and females outperform men on most olfactory tasks. The lesson: If you’re a man seeking women, load up on the salad bar and put down the pizza.
The researchers had females smell male sweat samples and found that men who eat a varied diet with a greater intake of vegetables and fruits smelled more attractive than males who ate a lot of carbs. We’re not sure how better they smelled. But all that bread could be hurting your sex life. To read the entire article click below.
[Popular Science](http://www.popsci.com/science-shows-that-men-who-eat-salads-smell-attractive)
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Should Those Who Smell Bad Be Told](https://swampbutt.com/should-those-who-smell-bad-be-told/)
**Published:** December 4, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Should Those Who Smell Bad Be Told
**Content:**
Should Those Who Smell Bad Be Told? Once while working in a large company, I saw that the new leader of our function had all kinds of lipstick on her teeth. No one told her. A colleague of mine said out loud, ‘she doesn’t have any friends.’ That was one of the saddest things I ever saw or heard. There are other similar situations where someone has salad in their teeth, zipper unzipped etc. Somehow the topic of body odor is especially sensitive because it speaks to a perceived personal failing, and that failing is that you do not wash properly nor are acquainted with personal care products that can manage the ‘stank’. Some people have sensitive skin or allergies. Others slept late, ran out of deodorant, or just having a bad day. In this article from the Australian Daily Mail, the issue is discussed in at least a semi-serious way. We are sensitive to the topic here at [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) and have garments that will help manage the sweat that leads to stank.
It’s one of those social taboos where everyone has come across at least one person who smells but dares not say anything directly to them — or even suspected that they themselves are emitting an odour so hideous it’d kill an entire colony of cockroaches.
Instead, it becomes a rant on Facebook or the topic of water cooler conversation — all the while the culprit is oblivious to the odour permeating from their body.
It can strike anywhere. On the train, on planes, at the gym, in the checkout queue, and even at work.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/efbac92361215177060cbc43d5f98a39.jpg)*Gwen Stefani once told fans they smelled ‘gross’. Should you be emboldened by her?*With a heightened sense of smell thanks to pregnancy hormones, I know I am in for a treat if the past few weeks are anything to go by.
And as the mercury creeps even higher it’s inevitable that I will be reaching for the breath mints in a desperate bid to trick my nose into smelling something other than someone else’s dry sweat.
But sometimes there is no escaping it.
Anyone who has been crammed in a train carriage or in a packed elevator knows the smell all too well. It’s eye-watering, nostril-burning stuff that you are terrified will transfer on to you. Worse still, as you stand there gasping for air while trying not to breathe through your nose, you desperately hope that no one thinks its radiating from you.Which got me thinking. Does the person who stinks know they stink and is it acceptable to point it out to them?A friend told of running late for his four-hour flight back to Sydney to the point he was the last to board with just minutes to take off.It was only after he disembarked and was met at the airport by his parents and brother — and his brother pulled out of a hug shouting the words “eww bro you stink” that he wondered why the woman next to him on the plane did not even acknowledge him.In high school after sports classes all the girls used to spray themselves with Impulse in a bid to mask the musk — but that’s when you got that vomit-inducing mix of sweat and sweet.While most people think their sh\*t doesn’t stink, I’d like to think that if mine did someone would tell me. I even carry a spare roll of deodorant in my handbag just in case.
*Lillian Saleh is day editor for The Sunday Telegraph*
Here is the entire article:
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/should-you-tell-someone-they-stink/news-story/aa73232a124f9b098f0bbce0d4ca92e2
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [This Christmas Get A Dry Pair](https://swampbutt.com/this-christmas-get-a-dry-pair/)
**Published:** December 5, 2016
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** This Christmas Get A Dry Pair
**Content:**
This Christmas Get a Dry Pair
While the weather outside might be cooler at Christmas than other times of the year, there are still plenty of activities where a sweaty backside is likely. Who needs that? This Christmas give yourself or a friend the gift of a dry backside with a pair of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/). Every pair of SwampButt Underwear is engineered to wick away moisture for faster drying.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/03.jpg)This Christmas Get A Dry Pair. Unwanted swamp butt is unsightly and smelly. A dry [pair of SwampButt](https://swampbutt.com/store/wear-mens-swampbutt-underwear/mens-swampbutt-underwear-performance-boxers/2020-white-boxer-briefs/get-two-pairs-of-traditional-swampbutt-boxer-briefs-for-20-20/) Underwear will correct this issue.There are lots of really terrible ideas for reducing butt sweat out there on the old inter webs. Wearing a pair of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) is not only not terrible, it is really good. Plus, we guarantee every purchase will be satisfactory of we will refund or replace your purchase.
But how can my butt be wet with sweat this time of the year? There are plenty of ways. Whether building a new room for the family igloo, penguin rodeo, polar bear wrestling or looking for the Island of Misfit Toys, a stanky backside is abundantly possible.
These activities include but are not limited to the following”
-weightlifting
-jogging
-snow skiing
-hunting
-fishing
-biking/cycling
-tennis (indoors or out)
-golf
-martial arts classes and tournaments
-basketball
-handball
-paddle ball
-competitive baking
-just regular baking
-chopping wood
-carrying the wood you chopped
-skateboarding
-rollerblading
Did we leave any off? If we did, please let us know and there is something free in it for you!
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/golfers-can-take-the-itch-out-of-jock-itch-with-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** May 17, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
**Content:**
*There is a party in your knickers and tinea cruris fungus is invited…*
Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear. The warm weather months are great for golf and golfers because more rounds can be played and enjoyed. That is the good news. The not so good news is that sweat, bacteria, chaffing and fungus will also be congregating in the crotches of golfers and that inevitably will lead to a fungal infection known as ‘tinea cruris’ or more commonly as jock itch. Jock itch is rarely serious but it is often uncomfortable, itchy and occurs on body parts no one wants to scratch in public, and that goes double on the links, in the pro shop or at the bar. Keeping dry below the belt line is key to preventing the growth of the fungus that is jock itch and [SwampButt](https://swampbutt.com/without-swampbutt-underwear-easter-bunnys-lament-includes-dogs-ticks-sweaty-backside/) Underwear™ is a great way to keep butt cheeks, and crotches dry as the English sense of humor.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/0b4bd8abd050e321.png)*Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear.***Materials for Dryness**
SwampButt Underwear will help prevent fungal infections in the crotches of those with the good sense to wear a pair when the weather gets hot. With Memorial Day approaching, warm weather, more daylight, and vacations will mean a heat wave inside the cut-offs, jorts, shorts and sportswear of ‘linksters’ here in North America. The material in SwampButt Underwear is made to draw sweat away from the skin. This is known as ‘wicking.’ In addition to wicking, SwampButt Underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which permits sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear. These garments are manufactured to exact specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
**What to Know About Jock Itch**
Jock itch like ring worm is not a worm or a ring. It is a fungal infection. And here is something probably already known; fungi grow in warm moist environments, areas of the body such as the groin, inner thighs, and buttocks are the places where jock itch commonly occurs. Is there anyone who wants to scratch any of those places while on the job, at the club, eating in a restaurant, on a date, enduring a job performance review, at the movies, focusing on a presentation, lining up a putt, or attending church services? Not likely.
“As the name suggests, jock itch mostly affects male athletes, but anyone can get it,” said corporate shill and SwampButt Underwear president Harold Nicoll. “It isn’t serious, but the itching, swelling, and need to scratch ‘down there’ are maddening.” Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/)
Outside the underpants of sweaty dudes, fungi also grow in steamy shower rooms among damp towels, sweaty workout clothes, and wet floors. “If you are not wearing socks before you put your underwear on maybe start,” Nicoll urged. “This is because fungi can be carried from the feet into the underwear of men when they are changing in locker rooms or bathrooms at home. The more you know.” Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
**How to Know if you Have Jock Itch? Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear**
• Itching and pain are common.
• A rash is on the groin, skin folds, inner thighs, or buttocks. The rash usually does not occur on the scrotum. Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
• The edge of the rash is very distinct and may be scaly or have bumps that look like blisters.
• The center of the rash may have a red-brown color.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who sweats a lot south of the belt line, or who wants to be comfortable, or both. Made with polyester and spandex, this high-performance underwear draws sweat away from the skin for fast evaporation. SwampButt Underwear ™ LLC is registered in state of Texas. It is owned by two friends who before they did anything decided that their friendship came first and that if there were any conflict at all, they would dissolve the business. So far so good. We sell underwear for men who really sweat a lot south of their belt line. We also sell t-shirts that are similarly engineered. Golfers Can Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) ™ is a registered trademark with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Experience Chafing While Wade Fishing SwampButt Underwear Can Help](https://swampbutt.com/experience-chafing-wade-fishing-swampbutt-underwear-can-help/)
**Published:** July 25, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Experience Chafing While Wade Fishing SwampButt Underwear Can Help
**Content:**
Experience Chafing While Wade Fishing; SwampButt Underwear Can Help. Not catching fish while out for that purpose is terrible, but it happens to the best and most accomplished anglers. But not catching fish and suffering inner thigh rashes from chafing because of the wrong underwear is an unforced error, an avoidable blunder, and mostly regrettable because it is so preventable. Even the best fitting waders cannot help. Waders keep water out, but they do not let it escape from the swamp-like environment that is the crotch of the average angler. SwampButt Underwear is ideally constructed to evaporate sweat, seawater, spilled beer or whatever else the elements can spray in or onto fishermen. Visit the SwampButt Underwear store now at: [SwampButt Underwear Store](https://swampbutt.com/?v=7516fd43adaa).
*Most people who wade fish do not look like this. If that is you, buy SwampButt Underwear to prevent ‘chafage’ south of the border.***You Will Get Wet**
Those who wade fish will get wet, but not just from lakes, rivers, oceans, or mishandled beverages, but because they sweat. Chafing is caused by friction inside underwear and moisture inside the drawers from any source leads to chafing. Sweaty areas around the groin and inner thighs are the places where the rashes from chafing occur most often. This applies to men and women. “The sun shines on male and female anglers and both will get rashes from chafing if they are not wearing the right undergarments,” said occasional angler and SwampButt Underwear spokesperson Nick Heraldson. “SwampButt Underwear is perfect for preventing ‘chaffage’ between the thighs of darn near anyone.”
**Stop Chafing**
SwampButt Underwear can stop chafing between the thighs and of other sensitive areas experienced by wade fishermen and women this summer or anytime. The fabric in SwampButt Underwear is made from a blend of polyester and lycra. The fabric is woven to allow more exposed surface area for faster drying. In addition to the superior materials, performance underwear from SwampButt Underwear are constructed to allow the maximum amount of air to pass into and out of them, especially between the thighs. The more air that passes through the crotch, the dryer, more comfortable and rash free fishermen are likely to be.
[**SwampButt Underwear**](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) Is Gear For Wade Fishermen
There are thousands of people who like to wade fish. Whether in salt or fresh water, wade fishing makes hidden places and terrain a boat of any size could never negotiate available. When thinking of gear, the focus of most is on rods, reels, lures, waders and booties. There are few articles, blogs, broadcasts, or features in any media about the best underwear for wade fishing. “The right equipment will always make the difference for a successful fishing trip,” Heraldson said “A thigh rash is no fun for anyone, especially when it is so easy to prevent; just pack and wear the right underwear.”
For fishermen and women to withstand the harsh environment of wade fishing that includes the weather and heat, wear comfortable [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/). To learn more about these remarkable undies go to [www.swampbutt.com](https://www.swampbutt.com "Experience Chafing While Wade Fishing SwampButt Underwear Can Help").
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Please Contribute Money to the Brazoria County SPCA.](https://swampbutt.com/please-contribute-money-to-the-brazoria-county-spca/)
**Published:** September 8, 2017
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Please Contribute Money to the Brazoria County SPCA.
**Content:**
*Please help these four legged refugees…*
Please Note: Our Facebook fund raiser ended but you can still donate to the Brazoria County SPCA by going right to their site at: (https://spcabc.wordpress.com).
The people at SwampButt Underwear are asking everyone to please contribute money to the Brazoria County SPCA. While residents of southeast Texas are continuing to clean up in the wake of Hurricane Harvey, the work is far from over. That applies to the Brazoria County Texas SPCA. A ‘no kill shelter’ that has taken on hundreds of displaced pets in the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the Brazoria County SPCA needs cash donations to help defer the costs of medical care for the ‘four legged refugees’ they are now caring for. Medicine and veterinarians are the things that require cash and that is what is in shortest supply now. There are a couple of ways SwampButt Underwear™ has arranged for people to contribute.
***SwampButt Underwear™ Asks; Please Contribute Money to the Brazoria County SPCA.** SwampButt Underwear™ Donating 100% of Sales to SPCA Impacted By Harvey. These dogs were rescued right as Hurricane Harvey came ashore by a a caring family. Photo courtesy of Narlene Plank.*
**How & Where to Contribute**
People who are interested in contributing can do so directly via the company’s Facebook fund raising campaign, which can be found here: goo.gl/QQ8g6W. The owners of SwampButt Underwear are also donating 100% of the proceeds (less taxes and shipping) from sales of their popular men’s underwear to the Brazoria County SPCA now through September 15, 2017. The Brazoria County SPCA is in Lake Jackson, Texas where the brunt of flooding rain has displaced tens of thousands of people and their pets. Please Contribute Money to the Brazoria County SPCA.
**From the Owners**
“In the wake of Hurricane Harvey, your friends at SwampButt Underwear™ are raising money for the SPCA of Brazoria County,” owner Harold Nicoll said. “Our county is just south of Houston where tens of thousands of residents have lost their homes, belongings and even their dogs and cats. Many pets were abandoned during the storm. Others are dropped at the shelter because their owners cannot evacuate with them. Our shelter is very stressed and can really use your help. If you can only spare a dollar, we thank you for it. Every little bit helps.”Please Contribute Money to the Brazoria County SPCA.
**About the SPCA of Brazoria County**
The SPCA of Brazoria County, Texas (https://spcabc.wordpress.com) is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to leading Brazoria County to a time when there are no more homeless pets in our community. Founded in 1974, the SPCA-BC has operated the Southern Brazoria County Animal Shelter since 2003. The Shelter is an open admission facility serving the Cities of Freeport, Clute, and Lake Jackson, Texas.
“We know that our customers and those who follow us just for a laugh are the best and will do what they can,” Nicoll continued. “This cause means a lot to us, and we believe that we can make a difference together.”Please Contribute Money to the Brazoria County SPCA.
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[SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) is owned by two friends who believe that their friendship is more important than the business and will fold it up if it ever comes between them. It is based near Houston, Texas. It’s in a great town, but you’ve probably never heard of it. It’s surrounded by swampland with some really nice people. We’ve got a Starbucks and some nice Tex-Mex restaurants. And a place that has 99 beers on tap. Visit us at: [SwampButt Underwear Store.](https://www.swampbutt.com).
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark. We paid a lot for the trademark, so please respect it. Please Contribute Money Brazoria County SPCA.
**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [Without SwampButt Underwear; Easter Bunny’s Lament Includes Dogs Ticks Sweaty Backside](https://swampbutt.com/without-swampbutt-underwear-easter-bunnys-lament-includes-dogs-ticks-sweaty-backside/)
**Published:** March 27, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Easter Bunny’s Lament Includes Dogs Ticks Sweaty Backside
**Content:**
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/EggHunts-1030x429.jpg)*Easter Bunny’s Lament Dogs Ticks and a Sweaty Backside. The Easter Bunny has a hot sweaty job. For anyone with such an occupation, get SwampButt Underwear and visit www.swampbutt.com for relief.*Without SwampButt Underwear, Easter Bunny’s Lament Includes Dogs Ticks Sweaty Backside. April 1, 2018 is Easter Sunday for most of the world’s Christians. It is also the day when the Easter Bunny makes his rounds delivering candy and painted eggs to children in the U.S. But it is not all wicker baskets and new hats for everyone’s favorite flop eared holiday hero. It’s a hot sweaty job. For anyone with such an occupation, visit [www.swampbutt.com](https://www.swampbutt.com "Easter Bunny’s Lament Includes Dogs Ticks Sweaty Backside") for relief.
**Workplace Safety for the Easter Bunny**
The Easter Bunny encounters numerous hazards and workplace safety related issues, few of which know no answer given his line of work. There is one exception and that is managing his sweaty backside. SwampButt Underwear™ performance brand is made from polyester and lycra for quick sweat evaporation and greater comfort. A pair are worn by the Easter Bunny at least one day a year. While not a man and not really a rabbit either, the benefits and comfort of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) accrue to all species who wear underwear. “I’m a big guy with a permanent fur coat on,” Easter Bunny stated. “Wearing a garment like [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) is a big help to me as I make my way across, over and through America’s yards and patios. And please, call me EB.”
**Spring**
With warmer weather, people who enjoy the outdoors are trading their sweaters for shorts, their snow shovels for golf clubs and their board games for fishing poles. Warmer weather also brings insects, sweat and accompanying swamp butt. The Easter Bunny has a job that compels him (yes, he’s a him) to take all that mother nature brings with it, including a sweaty backside.
**Chased By Dogs; Rabbit Body Odor**
Unlike Santa who has a team of flying reindeer, EB is on foot. “I often get chased by dogs and have to jump fences, trellises, yard gnomes, bird baths, pools, different types of vehicles and the occasional washing machine,” he said. “I’m in really good shape for someone my age, but I still get winded and work up a pretty good sweat. That’s why I wear SwampButt Underwear, to help stay dry downstairs.”
EB was fielding complaints when he decided to make the move to SwampButt Underwear. “I had complaints from people who said the smell of a ‘wet rabbit’ was spoiling the ambience of their children’s egg hunts. I can take a hint, so I switched.”
**Ticks the Size of Jelly Beans**
EB is also plagued by insects as he makes his appointed rounds. “The sugar in all this candy really attracts a lot of insects, which is not that bad for me,” he confessed. “But ticks who attach themselves under my fur are just the worst. I can’t just pull them off without the risk of Lyme Disease.” EB has tried other ways to rid his fur of ticks including setting a lit match to them. “The remedies I’ve tried were written for humans, not seven-foot-tall rabbits,” he laughed. “So do not put any type of fire near a giant rabbit, or a really hairy dude; it’s a bad combination.”
**To Learn More**
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### [SWEAT-ANALYZING TATTOO RESEARCH Benefits for the Sweaty](https://swampbutt.com/sweat-analyzing-tattoo/)
**Published:** January 26, 2024
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sweat Analyzing Tattoo Analysis Benefits the Sweaty
**Content:**
# SWEAT-ANALYZING Tattoo Research Benefits for the Sweaty.
## Sweating It Out with SwampButt Underwear.
### Sweat Analyzing Tattoo Analysis Benefits the Sweaty.
Consumer-facing technology would allow for at-home monitoring of biomarkers linked to disease. Sweat analyzing tattoo.
University of Massachusetts Amherst researchers have received an award to develop a new type of sweat monitor that can be applied to the skin just like a temporary tattoo and assess the molecules present, such as cortisol. The tattoos will ultimately give individuals better insight into their health and serve as a tool for researchers to discover new early indications of diseases.
“There are a lot of vital biomolecules that are present in sweat that we need to measure to really understand overall human performance and correlation to different diseases,” says research lead and assistant professor of biomedical engineering, [Dmitry Kireev](https://www.umass.edu/engineering/about/directory/dmitry-kireev).
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/70017c3e7a695fbccdcdf31f2f9691eb0e-ballsweat2.2x.rhorizontal.w700.webp)Sweat Analyzing Tattoo Analysis Benefits the Sweaty. Sweating is good for you so do more. And potentially learn more with technology researched by lead and assistant professor of biomedical engineering, [Dmitry Kireev. ](https://www.umass.edu/engineering/about/directory/dmitry-kireev)For this initial research stage, Kireev will focus on measuring cortisol, a biomarker associated with stress, stroke, Cushing’s syndrome and the rare chronic condition Addison’s disease. However, he hopes to expand the technology to other compounds, such as glucose, lactate, female hormone estrogen, inflammation markers and many more once the method has been established.
Kireev will use the two-year, nearly $200,000 EArly-concept Grant for Exploratory Research (EAGER) grant from the National Science Foundation to develop these graphene-based tattoos. “It is nearly completely see-through, highly conductive, and forms an ideal bond with the skin when in contact. It’s almost entirely transparent,exceptionally conductive and it really goes into this perfect contact with the human skin,” he says. It possesses an undetectable self-adhesive property; we do not utilize adhesive, but rather directly transfer it onto the skin. “It’s imperceptibly self-adhesive—we don’t apply any adhesive, we literally transfer it on skin.”
Most existing methods for analyzing sweat are time-consuming and labor-intensive, limiting them to a laboratory setting. Kireev’s design is based on a method that is simple enough for lay people to use, not just trained clinicians. “Current sweat analysis that’s typically done is in clinics is using liquid chromatography mass spectroscopy,” he explains. “These are all refrigerator-sized machines that are amazing—they could measure all your sweat—but you need to swab the sweat sample, store and analyze. The process is slow, and cost-ineffective.”
However, a device simple for an individual to use would open the possibilities for future research. “We want to have routine analysis \[of these bio analytes\] so we don’t only get information about people when they’re sick or when they have the problem, but before it happens,” Kireev says.
He also notes that many people are interested in personally tracking their own health and this technology provides growth in the field of personalized healthcare. For instance, cortisol impacts a person’s circadian rhythm. If a person can track their cortisol over the day, it may shed light on their sleep habits.
This research is the merger of two research tracks. First, is the development of this graphene-based tattoo to function as a passive electrode, measuring electrical activity on the body. Second, is research on graphene-based biosensors that are rigid. “Now, the idea is to combine these two technologies together, functionalizing biomolecules on the graphene surface, and employing human skin and sweat as the intermediary,” Kireev says.
**About SwampButt Underwear**
Sweating it out with SwampButt Underwear.
Sweat Analyzing Tattoo Analysis Benefits the Sweaty.[SwampButt Underwear ](https://swampbutt.com)is a real company that makes a product designed to help solve a problem, the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is sweat wicking underwear. SwampButt Underwear is made in the USA and is trademarked in the United States and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use the mark without written permission.
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**Categories:** Sweat News
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### [SwampButt Underwear Comes Down On Price](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-comes-down-on-price/)
**Published:** May 16, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Comes Down On Price
**Content:**
*SwampButt Underwear Comes Down On Price. With orders drying up like a month-old Christmas tree or un-watered poinsettias the price on SwampButt Underwear is $8.99.*
SwampButt Underwear Comes Down On Price. With colder weather and New Years’ resolutions to exercise more this year fading from memory, the makers of SwampButt Underwear are lowering the price of their performance underwear brand from $18.99 to $8.99. Lowered underwear demand after Christmas and during the cold weather months, compared to other times of the year when the weather is warmer, caused demand for performance brand [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) to drop off. The price reduction is not permanent. Prices will return to the normal level once the spring break season (mid-March) starts. SwampButt Underwear Comes Down On Price.
After a busy and robust Christmas sales season and successful first full year in business, the demand for the creatively named and moisture wicking underwear slowed. “With orders drying up like a month old Christmas tree or un-watered poinsettias, we decided that now was a good time to offer a much lower price for these premium, specialty garments,” said company spokesman and part time inventory specialist Nick Heraldson. “The weather plays a big role in how much people sweat and exercise outdoors, plus they are out of money after the Christmas holidays; at least everyone here is.”
The first year and Christmas season for SwampButt Underwear was meaningful for the company’s leaders. “We made some mistakes but learned a great deal from them,” Heraldson said. “The biggest lesson for us was that in spite of everything, that we had a viable business and could compete with bigger and better funded companies. A niche manufacturer can stand out if he/she is willing to take risks, be creative, not take themselves too seriously and work really hard.” SwampButt Underwear Comes Down On Price.
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### [SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You!](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-askes-what-season-is-it-climate-deniers-are-fooling-you/)
**Published:** August 17, 2018
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You!
**Content:**
**SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You!**
It is not fall, but advertising purchased in the tens of millions of dollars would have Americans believe otherwise. A disconnect between calendars, thermometers and so called ‘fall back to school’ sales did not escape the makers of SwampButt Underwear’s™ notice (www.swampbutt.com). What happened and how did this revelation appear to SwampButt Underwear and what does it portend for the coming school year? Don’t get fooled again.
**The So Called ‘Fall’ Back To School Sale**
The makers of SwampButt Underwear wanted to have a ‘fall back to school’ sale for their popular brand of performance underwear, but there were several things that seemed to both work against and confuse them. Among these were when school starts, and what season is this? Those ads declared ‘fall back to school’ but is it really fall? “School does not start in fall, it starts during the month of August,” said corporate spokesman and resident phenologist Nick Heraldson. “This was our first clue. There was a disconnect between the calendar, the thermometer and the start of school and we wanted to know why; who benefited and what was the motivation behind this deception.” Was there a possible conspiracy that tied the winter clothing and fall leaf removal industries to back to school sales?
**School Starts But It’s Not Fall**
Most of America’s school students, teachers and staff are back to work and studies full time in August but that is not the popular notion. According to the Wikipedia, “the first day of school for many school districts is on the Wednesday or Thursday after Labor Day (first Monday in September).” Here in Texas, the Austin and Dallas schools first day is August 20, 2018. San Antonio schools started August 13, 2018. The state of Texas requires districts to not start school prior to the fourth Monday in August which is August 27, 2018 and also the day Houston schools start. But a quick inventory of news stories about other ‘back to school’ sales found that the word ‘fall’ was used. “You can tell that it is not fall because it is still hot. And there is documented evidence as well. According to our calendars and thermometers, August is not fall,” Heraldson said. “Fall starts September 22, 2018.”
1 A temperature map of the USA shows that the temperature on the first day of school will be hot. The only thing to do is wear [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/) to wick away sweat. Map courtesy of USA Today.**It’s The Juxtaposition Stupid**
The people at SwampButt Underwear quickly concluded that merchandise advertising and temperatures were out of sync. The things offered by the some in the fashion industry in their ‘fall back to school sales’ were sweaters, long sleeved shirts, long pants and outerwear. The home DIY industry peddled rakes for leaves, leaf blowers, big plastic bags to put leaves in and other leaf disposal related merchandise. But a temperature map from The Weather Channel predicts temperatures on August 20, 2018 in the 90’s from Boise to Albuquerque as far east as Atlanta and all points south. Temperatures in the high to mid 80’s were predicted from Seattle to Minneapolis, Chicago, and over to Washington D.C. and up to New York City. “It isn’t fall, there will be very few people in the lower 48 states wearing sweaters and raking leaves when school starts,” Heraldson predicted. So what is the only possible explanation? “This is clearly a conspiracy that lawn and leaf merchants along with certain garment outlets have conspired on to convince us that because school started, it is cool and fall outside when it isn’t. That’s pure evil right there.”
**Fight Big Leaf!**
Heraldson believes that the best way to fight against the sweater and ‘big leaf’ industry is to declare the truth and act on it. “Take grandmas’ knitting needles away from her, it’s too hot for a sweater,” he declared. “Instead of buying clothes that are for cool weather or coaxing the leaves off trees, so you can rake them, wear SwampButt Underwear instead,” he recommended. “It’s hot, it’s August and summer, not fall.”
**About SwampButt Underwear**
Men’s Performance [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/) is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
- Form fitting with natural coverage
- Wicks away moisture for improved wear-ability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
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- Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
NOTE:** Phenology is the study of periodic plant and animal life cycle events and how these are influenced by seasonal and interannual variations in climate, as well as habitat factors (such as elevation).
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## How it Works
## What Is SwampButt Underwear Made From?
SwampButt Underwear performance undergarments are made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers and chelated silver. SwampButt Underwear fits snuggly, does not droop or bunch up in a wet knot between the thighs like traditional men’s underwear does. SwampButt Underwear is made in the USA.
## How Does SwampButt Underwear Work?
How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield. When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rain water across a drive way or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster.
The same thing happens with our garment. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture. Our performance undergarments are made from lycra and polyester fibers. The brief style from cotton and lycra.
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### [SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/)
**Published:** July 22, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
# SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0.
### Now accounting for temperature, relative humidity, fabric drying performance and heat absorbed from direct sunlight.
#### The upgraded calculator measures something conventional temperature readings leave in the shade.
Now take the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry with you everywhere by downloading the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry mobile app.
**LAKE JACKSON, Texas, Aug. 3, 2026** — Just in time for the dog days of summer, and in the middle of another round of severe weather brought on by a ‘heat dome’, [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) has upgraded its online [Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/) to account for something the original calculator did not: the additional heat created by exposure to sunlight.
The [SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/) combines temperature, relative humidity, atmospheric drying conditions and sun exposure to predict the likelihood of visible butt sweat and hot, sticky underwear conditions. Put more simply, it estimates just how swampy things are likely to get in the inside a butt crack down to the overheated bog that rides just south of the belt line.
The original [Scale of Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry/) compared the drying performance of the Lycra-spandex fabric used in [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) with that of traditional cotton underwear. Version 2.0 adds the heat burden created by direct sunlight and adjusts the calculation for conditions ranging from full, intense sun to partial cloud cover, full shade and nighttime.
The result is a single number from 1 to 10 representing the likelihood of hot, sticky and uncomfortable underwear conditions — commonly known as swamp ass or swamp butt.
A score of 1 indicates relatively comfortable conditions. A 10 is about as bad as it gets — think the Amazon River Basin, Singapore in the summer or Clute, Texas, on an August afternoon.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0 estimates atmospheric drying conditions, compares the drying performance of SwampButt Underwear Lycra/Spandex with traditional cotton underwear, and accounts for the additional heat burden created by direct, indirect or cloud covered sunlight. The result is a single number from 1 to 10 representing the likelihood of hot, sticky and uncomfortable underwear conditions.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is a measurement of external conditions translated into a single number. As it relates to personal comfort of ones underwear there are two types of information connected to two types of comfort. The drying factor compares the rates of evaporation for cotton underwear and SwampButt Underwear which is made from a combination of lycra and spandex and is a **normalized drying factor** from `0` to `1.`Lower means slower drying and stickier conditions. Higher means more rapid drying and comfort. For example, if the external temperature is 103 and the relative humidity 52, the ‘scale’ number is over 8, which is pretty sticky. The evaporation rate of the Lycra/Spandex in SwampButt Underwear is double that of traditional cotton underwear.
The new ‘calculator’ estimates the air’s drying potential from the solar exposure, temperature and relative humidity, then applies a Lycra Spandex drying coefficient because SwampButt Underwear is made from these materials. Higher drying potential lowers the sultry score; lower drying potential raises it. The overall ‘scale’ is a number from 1-10. A lower number on the scale is a dryer and likely cooler environment and more comfortable . ‘Think about how it feels in on a sunny day in Denver, or anywhere north of Oklahoma,’ said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and world class whiner, Nick Heraldson. ‘A high number on the scale means extremely uncomfortable heat and humidity. Think about the hottest days experienced in places like Miami, New Orleans, Houston or Saigon. Really soupy feeling.’
**What Does the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Measure**
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry comparison of traditional cotton underwear comfort and SwampButt Underwear.The other factor is how the SwampButt Underwear drying factor estimates the ease and speed that moisture can [evaporate](https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/earth-and-planetary-sciences/evaporation-rate) from SwampButt Underwear under current conditions. Warm, dry air helps moisture escape, so the drying speed goes up. Humid air is already holding a lot of moisture, so evaporation slows and the drying pace goes down. A lower drying factor means stickier, more sultry conditions. Think of the air as deciding how much sweat it is willing to take. Hot, dry air says, “Sure, I’ve got room.” Hot, humid air says, “No thanks, I’m full.” The drying factor measures that difference for [SwampButt Underwear.](https://swampbutt.com)
SwampButt’s Lycra Spandex material is compared with cotton underwear to show the difference between a faster-drying fabric and a slower-drying one. A lower drying factor means stickier, more sultry conditions. But wait, there’s more.
There is also a comparison of evaporation with traditional cotton underwear. The second number is a piece of data that will help ground and add both meaning and context to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry. ‘It may be nice to know the number from the scale but knowing what life would be like when compared to the traditional cotton underwear helps make the point more meaningful,’ Harrison said.
**SwampButt Scale of Sultry Origin**
The [‘Scale of Sultry’](https://swampbutt.com/schools-in-places-where-the-weather-is-hottest-and-most-humid-are-better-conditioned-than-those-in-more-moderate-climates-its-valid-enough/sweat-news/) was originally designed to inform local fans what to expect at their respective stadiums in terms of heat and humidity. A numeric scale of 1 (not sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably sultry like Singapore or Clute, TX) takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number. The premise is that schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. Here are the outcomes for this week’s picks
Building an automated online web based tool was an idea SwampButt Underwear owner and inventor Harold Nicoll began to work on in the fall of 2024 as a way to predict the clothing fans should wear to their game and advanced in 2025 to predict the outcome of college football games. ‘My theory was that the schools located in hotter and more humid environments were better conditioned than those from more comfortable climates,’ said Harold Nicoll, owner and inventor of SwampButt Underwear. ‘The earlier in the season the more contrast of geographic locations existed for each respective school.
But as conference schedules were played, the contrast was not as great.’ Nicoll’s early work in this space did demonstrate there was a difference in conditioning for the hotter and more humid locations. It did not take into consideration talent levels, coaching, strength and conditioning and nutrition, but that was part of the design of the study. Climate conditions was the only variable measured against the odds and the respective team performance(s).
Based on heat and humidity at the local level, this iteration of the Scale of Sultry is an automated way to put a numeric value on the lack of comfort and chances of a wet backside in a single web based tool.
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**Published:** July 20, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
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## Media Coverage of SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Underwear has been featured in news coverage about heat, perspiration, running, outdoor life and the everyday problems caused by uncomfortable underwear.
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##### **N[ew underwear helps male runners from getting ‘chub rub’](https://cw33.com/news/swampbutt-underwear-prevents-chub-rub-for-male-runners/)**
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**[Best Underwear for Battling Swamp Butt | Bowhunting.com](https://www.bowhunting.com/blog/2017/08/09/best-underwear-battling-swamp-butt/)**
“[**The legend of Lake Jackson’s SwampButt, a homegrown underwear company**](https://www.chron.com/business/article/SwampButt-underwear-company-story-10935245.php).”
**By [Craig Hlavaty](https://www.chron.com/author/craig-hlavaty/),Reporter, Chron.com / Houston Chronicle Updated Feb 15, 2017 5:28 p.m.**
A few weeks back, just before Super Bowl 51 in Houston, a small clothing company based in Lake Jackson made waves for a press release announcing that they were [not advertising](https://swampbutt.com/press-room-swampbutt-underwear/) during the most-watched sporting event on the planet.
– From The Houston Chronicle.
” [**I**t’s a FACT- Sometimes Fathers Smell! Help Dad with his Hygiene this Father’s Day, or ANY**** ](https://www.allbeautifulmommies.com/its-a-fact-sometimes-fathers-smell-help-dad-with-his-hygiene-this-fathers-day-or-any-day-with-swampbutt-underwear/)[****Day with SwampButt Underwear****](https://www.allbeautifulmommies.com/its-a-fact-sometimes-fathers-smell-help-dad-with-his-hygiene-this-fathers-day-or-any-day-with-swampbutt-underwear/).”
**From All the Beautiful Mommies.**
One of the most BORING gifts you can give Dad for **Father’s Day** is probably underwear. But what if Dad really NEEDS UNDERWEAR? Well, even so, he probably wouldn’t want it for his Father’s Day gift! UNLESS, perhaps, it was sexy underwear from his lady? Maybe then, just maybe he would love it?
“[**The Hazards of Shoe Laces According to SwampButt Underwear.**](https://ktrh.iheart.com/featured/houston-texas-news/content/2023-05-11-the-good-fortune-of-shorter-shoelaces/#:~:text=Maybe%20it's%20because%20it's%20such,laces%20is%20an%20unsolved%20mystery.) ”
**From KTRH 740-AM.**
According to a KTRH-AM article referencing SwampButt Underwear, long shoelaces present a significant tripping hazard. This article notes that even a slight loosening of the shoelace knot can initiate a rapid cascade effect that leads to complete knot failure.
[**The Cost of Free Shipping? SwampButt Underwear Offers Flat Rate for the Holidays Instead**](https://www.apnnews.com/the-cost-of-free-shipping-swampbutt-underwear-offers-flat-rate-for-the-holidays-instead/)
*– From APN*
Free shipping offers are generally a ruse, a ubiquitous marketing technique designed by slick ad agencies and public relations stooges to separate honest and trusting people from their money. For shame. As the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ (www.swampbutt.com) believe that honesty is the only policy, they reduced the amount of shipping charged to their customers for the upcoming Christmas gift giving season.
[**VALENTINE’S DAY GIFTS FOR NEW DADS**](https://stuartsays.com/2021/01/valentines-day-gifts-for-new-dads/)
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[This is a book we knew nothing about and no, we receive no royalties. Not even a free book](https://www.google.com/books/edition/Uncle_John_s_Greatest_Know_on_Earth_Bath/eNvWDwAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&dq=SwampButt+Underwear&pg=PT568&printsec=frontcover). Here’s a look at some *underwear* with a little something extra. *SWAMPBUTT* BRIEFS What They Are: The first *underpants* “designed specifically for men who sweat …
[**Solution for Sweaty Fat Guys Like Santa**](https://www.blog.apparelsearch.com/2018/12/solution-for-sweaty-fat-guys-like-santa.html)
##### **– From the Fashion Apparel blog**
Late 2017 produced a veritable avalanche of Christmas sweaters, posters, memes and GIF images of Santa Claus’ butt crack and there is no loss of enthusiasm for a display of the great divide inside Santa’s’ pants this year either. But unlike 2017, Claus is fighting back and wearing SwampButt Underwear™ ([www.swampbutt.com](https://www.blogger.com/null)) to keep his bottom covered.
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- [**From ‘Hey Do You.’**](https://www.heydoyou.com/?s=swampbutt)
[**SwampButt Underwear**](https://splashmags.com/index.php/2017/02/fashion-beauty-valentines-day-gift-guide-2017-perfect-gifts-for-every-occasion/) **From Fashion and Beauty**
Men’s Performance SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
##### [**Larry Fedora Of North Carolina Is The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week Two**](https://stylemagazine.com/news/2018/sep/10/larry-fedora-north-carolina-swampbutt-underwear-co/)
**From Houston Style Magazine**
Larry Fedora of North Carolina is the SwampButt Underwear (www.swampbutt.com) ‘College Football Coach On The Hot Seat’ for week two of the college football season. Fedora overcame stiff competition from Arizona coach Kevin Sumlin who two weeks running lost to ‘the cougars’; the first from BYU and the second belonging to Houston. The ‘quality’ of competition put Fedora over the top.
##### [**SwampButt Keeps You Cool Where It Counts**](https://outnumbered3-1.com/2017/11/swampbutt) **From Outnumbered 3-1**
**I received a sample for this review/feature. Opinions expressed are my own. 13. [Swamp Butt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product/mens-performance-swampbutt-underwear-solves-real-problem/)**, $24.99
##### **From Fountain of 30.**
SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. It’s made from 83% polyester and 17% spandex, or as it is known, the Max-Dri formula because it has superior wicking and evaporation qualities. These garments also have the Microblok Technology to reduce odors that come from fabrics.
###### **Seasons Last College Bowl Game Offers First National Sponsorship Opportunity For SwampButt Underwear [Style Magazine Newswire](https://stylemagazine.com/staff/style-magazine-newswire/) | 1/6/2020, 12:02 p.m.**
#### [**SwampButt Underwear™ will be one of the sponsors of the ‘2020 LendingTree Bowl Radio Network’ when the last college bowl game of the season kicks off in Mobile, AL**](https://stylemagazine.com/news/2020/jan/06/seasons-last-college-bowl-game-offers-first-nation/)
#### **Monday January 6, 2020 at 7:00 pm ET.**
##### **From Houston Style Magazine**
This is the first national sponsorship of any type for SwampButt Underwear. The game features the winner of the Mid-America Conference championship Miami RedHawks (8-5) and the Louisiana Ragin’ Cajuns, champions of the Sun Belt Conference. Announcers for the game are Mike Grace and Cole Cubelic.
##### [**New York Fashion Week to SwampButt Underwear: Drop Dead**](https://stylemagazine.com/news/2018/sep/11/new-york-fashion-week-swampbutt-underwear-drop-dea/) **from Houston Style Magazine**
SwampButt Underwear (www.swampbutt.com) owners, enthusiasts, hangers-on and even casual acquaintances were again stunned to learn that the company was not invited to participate in New York Fashion Week 2018 for the second year in a row. The 2018 NYFW takes place this week in New York City. According to on line sources the NYFW 2018 features “bold designs.” The NYFW also features “celebrities” with IMDB entries as thin as most of the models. “This is the greatest injustice in the history of everything,” said corporate spokesperson Nick Heraldson. When told that the week for men was in June and not September, Heraldson replied, “Really?”
##### **[SwampButt Underwear Donating 100% of Sales to SPCA Impacted By Harvey](https://soldiersystems.net/2017/08/31/swampbutt-underwear-donating-100-of-sales-to-spca-impacted-by-harvey/)*From Soldier Systems***
August 31, 2017 (Lake Jackson, Texas) The owners of SwampButt Underwear will donate 100% of the proceeds (less taxes and shipping) from sales of their popular men’s underwear to the Brazoria County SPCA now through September 7, 2017. The Brazoria County SPCA is in Lake Jackson, Texas. There and in the surrounding areas of the county, the brunt of flooding rain has displaced tens of thousands of people and their pets. For those who want to donate but do not need any underwear, the company has a Facebook based fund raiser at the top of its Facebook page:: **[www.facebook.com/swampbutt](https://www.facebook.com/swampbutt/)**.
##### [**SwampButt Underwear**](https://soldiersystems.net/2017/07/26/swampbutt-underwear/) **From Soldier Systems**
SwampButt Underwear performance undergarments are made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers. The traditional brief style is a blend of cotton and lycra. Both styles fit snuggly, there will never be any droop associated with our garments. Performance comes in white, blue, red, black and brown. Satisfaction guaranteed. Register on line for a 15% discount.
##### [**SwampButt Underwear Helps Prevent Sand Related Chafing ‘Down There’** ](https://new-release.press/swampbutt-underwear-helps-prevent-sand-related-chafing-down-there/)**From New Release Ad Avenue Group**
Spring breakers love the beach, but it is doubtful that many also have affection for all that sand that will collect inside their beach wear bottoms or the rash and chafing that accompany. SwampButt Underwear™ performance shorts are made from lycra and polyester to wick away and evaporate moisture faster than otherwise possible. But there is another benefit; the tight-fitting underwear will also help prevent sand migrating from the ocean into the crotches and butt cracks of America’s future leaders, aka college kids on spring break.
##### [**SWAMPBUTT UNDERWEAR: MADE ESPECIALLY FOR HOT PEOPLE.**](https://www.reviewzandnewz.com/2019/08/swampbutt-underwear-made-especially-for.html)
##### **From Reviews and News.**
Made from a blend of spandex and lycra, Swampbutt underwear wicks moisture away from your skin and dries quickly. This helps control that dreaded condition known as “swampbutt”. The spandex allows them to stretch for a comfortable fit, yet retain their original shape when you take them off.
#### [**SwampButt Underwear’s Shark Tank Video**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urByr0gn8TI)
This is the video requested by the producer of Shark Tank. It has as much detail for the questions asked in the email from Sy Ozcan.
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What to get the dad who has everything? I have put together the ultimate **Father’s Day Gift Guide for Dads** who love to travel. I have never heard about [**Swamp Butt**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Swamp%20Butt) and never knew that it is a thing that plagues some men. Swamp Butt is an unpleasant and annoying problem and to tackle the problem **[Men’s Health](http://www.menshealth.com/style/swamp-ass)** recommends to think tight for underwear….Hence, there is **[Swamp Butt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/?v=7516fd43adaa)**
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##### [**SwampButt Underwear Will Keep Your Man Dry**](https://outnumbered3-1.com/2017/08/swampbutt-underwear-will-keep-man-dry)
**From Outnumbered 3-1.**
When you have a husband that works outside in the heat all day you try buying products that will help him stay cool. [SwampButt Underwear](http://swampbutt.com/) is designed to?wick away moisture (sweat) and allow it to evaporate before things get embarrassing. Although we cannot die from embarrassment sometimes it can feel like it when our backside is wet and everyone can notice.
##### **[Wow! This is the Wildest “Pumpkin Spice” I’ve Seen!](https://wobm.com/wow-this-is-the-wildest-pumpkin-spice-ive-seen/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral) |**
We have seen more and more items with a “pumpkin spice” theme, but now I think I’ve seen the wildest: Pumpkin spice underpants! Yes, thanks to [Swampbutt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/with-falls-official-arrival-comes-pumpkin-spiced-swampbutt-underwear/) guys can now enjoy “pumpkin spice” on their tush.
Now, I have looked over the product and I must admit I’d try them. Even though the idea seems wild, it’s not a bad color and the underpants are designed for comfort and hygiene. So I guess you can call me “pumpkin butt”
**Read More:** [Wow! This is the Wildest “Pumpkin Spice” I’ve Seen!](https://wobm.com/wow-this-is-the-wildest-pumpkin-spice-ive-seen/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral) | https://wobm.com/wow-this-is-the-wildest-pumpkin-spice-ive-seen/?utm\_source=tsmclip&utm\_medium=referral
##### [**SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities** ](https://www.trainitright.com/swampbutt-underwear-refuses-world-cup-promotional-opportunities/)**From Train It Right.**
Just don’t call it football. Citing the facts that 1) Americans hate soccer and 2) that watching it is more boring than most anything in a universe crowded by mind-numbing silliness, the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ ([www.swampbutt.com](http://nicollcreationspr.pr-optout.com/Tracking.aspx?Data=HHL%3d83%3c19%26JDG%3c%3b0%3b%2c98%3c%26SDG%3c90%3a.&RE=MC&RI=4875750&Preview=False&DistributionActionID=15409&Action=Follow+Link)) have chosen not to promote their men’s performance underwear in conjunction with any World Cup broadcasts this year or any time in the near or far future for any reason whatsoever. Not that they could afford this, but in case someone asks, the answer is a hard no.
#### **[Is underwear a stupid gift to give dad on Father’s Day? The Answer is](https://www.heydoyou.com/2021/06/is-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day-the-answer-is/) …**
**From HeyDoYou.**
Is underwear a stupid gift to give dad on Father’s Day? According to the makers of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) it is not. In addition to their obvious bias, making underwear for men, the plain fact is that many men will not buy underwear for themselves.
#### [**SwampButt Underwear declares Texans coach world’s ‘luckiest man’**](https://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/2020/01/swampbutt-underwear-declares-texans-coach-worlds-luckiest-man.html)
**From Cleveland.com**
In a unique grassroots sports-marketing promotion, the makers of [SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com/) announced that the company declared Houston Texans coach Bill O’Brien the “luckiest man on planet Earth.”
##### **SwampButt Underwear Review [MAY 18, 2019](https://www.mysteriousramblings.com/swampbuttunderwearreview/) – [MYSTERIOUS RAMBLINGS](https://www.mysteriousramblings.com/author/mistynoble1987aol-com/)**
Let’s face it – everyone sweats. Male or female, at one point or another, you have experienced embarrassing butt sweat. When [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) offered to send me a few pairs of their briefs, I jumped at the opportunity!
#### **Best Underwear for Battling Swamp Butt** By Brodie SwisherAugust 9, 2017
[**BOWHUNTING BLOG**](https://www.bowhunting.com/blog/)
Sure, this may be the first article ever written on the subject of underwear for hunters. But, the struggle is real. Backcountry swamp butt ruins more hunts than grizzly attacks, snowstorms, and starvation combined.
When it’s bad – it’s really bad.
#### **SwampButt Underwear[ A Review Skinny Moose](https://www.skinnymoose.com/desertrat/2019/05/19/swamp-butt-underwear-a-review/)**
Oh, where to begin? This writing gig has taken me some interesting places over the years but I never thought I would be reviewing underwear. Full disclosure for the faint of heart – you will **NOT** see any photos of me in this underwear. Not now, not ever. This is for your benefit and mine. I would like to give a shout out to Nick Heraldson from [Swamp Butt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) who has been extremely helpful and sent me a couple pairs to review. ~DesertRat
#### **SwampButt Underwear – That’s Seriously What They’re Called**
#### –[ **from Soldier Systems**](https://soldiersystems.net/2017/03/24/swampbutt-underwear-thats-seriously-what-theyre-called/)
SwampButt Underwear were designed specifically to avoid the affliction they’re named after. Their 91% polyester and 9% spandex construction are a great alternative to cotton drawers which hold the sweat. You’ll also note that the seams are away from the body.
#### [**SwampButt Underwear’s 2020 College Coaches on the Hot Seat**](https://www.apnnews.com/swampbutt-underwears-2020-college-coaches-on-the-hot-seat/)
**From APN News**
First year Baylor head coach Dave Aranda must not want to join his colleagues on this list. That was one incredibly unlikely explanation for the last minute cancellation of the bears game against Houston. “Is it a coincidence that we named four Big 12 coaches to the ‘hotseat’ and then the Baylor vs. Houston game gets cancelled,” asked conspiracy theorist and SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Probably. It could very well be that there were reasons to cancel the game. Good reasons. But idle speculation is the stock and trade of internet lurkers, so we decided to pile on.”
##### [**Go Green: SwampButt Underwear for Golfers**](http://americangolfer.blogspot.com/2019/08/go-green-swampbutt-underwear-for-golfers.html) **From American Golfer**
Are you tired of wet shorts rubbing bare spots on your inner thighs? Sick to death of your soggy backside? Is your wet butt print on the cart seat getting more attention than your 280-yard drives? Does Gold Bond powder leave a white cloud behind every time you fart? Suffer no more. Don’t go 18 holes making your own gravy. Wear SwampButt Underwear Green for Golfers instead.
#### [**SwampButt Underwear Tags In The Wrestling Estate For WrestleMania Giveaway**](https://thewrestlingestate.com/index.php/2019/04/01/swampbutt-underwear-tags-in-the-wrestling-estate-for-wrestlemania-giveaway/?amp)
The makers of ***[SwampButt Underwear™](http://www.swampbutt.com/)*** will join with the publishers of ***[The Wrestling Estate](http://thewrestlingestate.com/?amp)*** for a week of giveaways leading up to wrestling’s’ biggest event Sunday April 7, 2019 at 6:00 p.m. central time from MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ. SwampButt Underwear makes and sells men’s underwear that wicks and evaporates sweat much faster than traditional or other premium underwear. The Wrestling Estate is pro wrestling journalism that does not copy and paste then post Dave Meltzer’s work.
#### **[New York Fashion Week to SwampButt Underwear: Drop Dead](http://stylemagazine.com/news/2018/sep/11/new-york-fashion-week-swampbutt-underwear-drop-dea/)[Style Magazine Newswire](http://stylemagazine.com/staff/style-magazine-newswire/)** |
SwampButt Underwear ([www.swampbutt.com](http://www.swampbutt.com/)) owners, enthusiasts, hangers-on and even casual acquaintances were again stunned to learn that the company was not invited to participate in New York Fashion Week 2018 for the second year in a row.
##### [**Chafing, going commando and swamp butt. What to do for your man so he doesn’t get swamp butt.**](https://www.iamthemakeupjunkie.com/2019/03/chafing-going-commando-and-swamp-butt.html)**I AM THE MAKE UP JUNKIE**
Call it ‘free balling’, ‘going commando’ or ‘floppin’; men who do not wear underwear during spring break, or any other time, are at far greater risk of infections from swamp chafe, that the chaffage ensues according to the Internet and a conversation overheard in the men’s room late last week. The makers of [SwampButt Underwear™](http://nicollcreationspr.pr-optout.com/Tracking.aspx?Data=HHL%3d9%2c548%26JDG%3c%3b0%3b%2c98%3c%26SDG%3c90%3a.&RE=MC&RI=5291606&Preview=False&DistributionActionID=21254&Action=Follow+Link) offer this announcement as a public service for men and boys who think that not wearing underwear is a good idea.
#### [**The cure for Swamp Ass – SwampButt Underwear**](https://www.metro.us/the-cure-for-swamp-ass-swamp-butt-underwear/) **From Boston Metro.**
File under first world problems, but we now have a cure for sports fans with swamp ass ([via Urban Dictionary:](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swamp%20ass) “A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly sweaty and stinky from sweating on a hot day”).
Thankfully, you can now buy “Swamp Butt Underwear” at [SwampButt.com](https://swampbutt.com/?v=7516fd43adaa).
#### [**Give the Gift of a Dry Butt**](https://www.fieldandstream.com/give-gift-dry-butt/)
**Send sweat-wicking underwear—anonymously.**
#### **From Field and Stream.**
I don’t know about you, but when I think of this special day, my thoughts turn to *swamp butt*, which is a specialized medical term for the butts of men who sweat a lot. This affliction touches the lives of literally dozens of men in this country. Some experts think there are that many sufferers in Alabama alone.
#### [**SwampButt Underwear Sponsors “Rugged Nation”**](https://www.theoutdoorwire.com/story/1484683872fj79ujuchfr)
**From the Outdoor Wire.**
Whether it is winter, spring, summer or fall, men who hunt, fish, camp, hike, ski or trap get sweaty. It is that fact that persuaded the owners of SwampButt Underwear™ to be one of the sponsors of the popular outdoor television program “[Rugged Nation](http://nicollcreationspr.pr-optout.com/Tracking.aspx?Data=HHL%3d%3f393.CP%3f%4028481%3c3.LP%3f%40083%3a&RE=MC&RI=4567656&Preview=False&DistributionActionID=1579&Action=Follow+Link).”
#### [**How To Make Butt Sweat More Comfortable In The Summer**](https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/butt-sweat-stop-swamp-ass)
**From Refinery29.**
At any given moment in the [summer months](https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/summer-heat-wave-sleeping-guide), many of us may have a small river of [sweat](https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/night-sweats-from-alcohol) trickling down our backsides. Although it might be something you try desperately to keep to yourself, sometimes you can’t hide the fact that your butt is pretty much drenched.
#### [**SwampButt Underwear LLC: Officially Not Sponsors of Super Bowl 51**](https://www.ammoland.com/2017/02/swampbutt-underwear-llc-officially-not-sponsors-super-bowl-51/#axzz7Y05nHi00)
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The owners of SwampButt Underwear LLC will not sponsor Super Bowl 51, even though the game will be played in Houston, TX, very close to the company headquarters. The reasons for the decision are many including an already crowded marketplace for the annual game and the risk of brand over-exposure. Plus, it is just really expensive –
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### [The Cost of Free Shipping? SwampButt Underwear Offers Flat Rate for the Holidays Instead](https://www.apnnews.com/the-cost-of-free-shipping-swampbutt-underwear-offers-flat-rate-for-the-holidays-instead/)
## **From APN**
Free shipping offers are generally a ruse, a ubiquitous marketing technique designed by slick ad agencies and public relations stooges to separate honest and trusting people from their money. For shame. As the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ (www.swampbutt.com) believe that honesty is the only policy, they reduced the amount of shipping charged to their customers for the upcoming Christmas gift giving season.
# [VALENTINE’S DAY GIFTS FOR NEW DADS](https://stuartsays.com/2021/01/valentines-day-gifts-for-new-dads/)
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[This is a book we knew nothing about and no, we receive no royalties. Not even a free book](https://www.google.com/books/edition/Uncle_John_s_Greatest_Know_on_Earth_Bath/eNvWDwAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&dq=SwampButt+Underwear&pg=PT568&printsec=frontcover). Here’s a look at some *underwear* with a little something extra. *SWAMPBUTT* BRIEFS What They Are: The first *underpants* “designed specifically for men who sweat …
# [Solution for Sweaty Fat Guys Like Santa](https://www.blog.apparelsearch.com/2018/12/solution-for-sweaty-fat-guys-like-santa.html)
### **From the Fashion Apparel blog**
Late 2017 produced a veritable avalanche of Christmas sweaters, posters, memes and GIF images of Santa Claus’ butt crack and there is no loss of enthusiasm for a display of the great divide inside Santa’s’ pants this year either. But unlike 2017, Claus is fighting back and wearing SwampButt Underwear™ ([www.swampbutt.com](https://www.blogger.com/null)) to keep his bottom covered.
### [**Stay cool on the golf course this summer with these products**](https://www.golfpass.com/travel-advisor/articles/stay-cool-on-the-golf-course-this-summer-with-these-products)
Summer is here all right. The days are long and the temps are high. Enjoy it now, because before you know it, daylight will shrink and there will be no more time for nine after work.
#### [**SwampButt Underwear Helps Prevent Sand Related Chafing ‘Down There’**](https://new-release.press/swampbutt-underwear-helps-prevent-sand-related-chafing-down-there/)
**From New Release Ad Avenue Group**
Spring breakers love the beach, but it is doubtful that many also have affection for all that sand that will collect inside their beach wear bottoms or the rash and chafing that accompany. SwampButt Underwear™ performance shorts are made from lycra and polyester to wick away and evaporate moisture faster than otherwise possible. But there is another benefit; the tight-fitting underwear will also help prevent sand migrating from the ocean into the crotches and butt cracks of America’s future leaders, aka college kids on spring break.
# [SWAMPBUTT UNDERWEAR: MADE ESPECIALLY FOR HOT PEOPLE.](https://www.reviewzandnewz.com/2019/08/swampbutt-underwear-made-especially-for.html)
#### **From Reviews and News.**
Made from a blend of spandex and lycra, Swampbutt underwear wicks moisture away from your skin and dries quickly. This helps control that dreaded condition known as “swampbutt”. The spandex allows them to stretch for a comfortable fit, yet retain their original shape when you take them off.
#### [**SwampButt Underwear’s Shark Tank Video**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urByr0gn8TI)
This is the video requested by the producer of Shark Tank. It has as much detail for the questions asked in the email from Sy Ozcan.
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I have never heard about [**Swamp Butt**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Swamp%20Butt) and never knew that it is a thing that plagues some men. Swamp Butt is an unpleasant and annoying problem and to tackle the problem **[Men’s Health](http://www.menshealth.com/style/swamp-ass)** recommends to think tight for underwear….Hence, there is **[Swamp Butt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/?v=7516fd43adaa)**
#### [**The Walking Dead Character Who Needed SwampButt Underwear**](https://hellobetty.co/walking-dead-character-needed-swampbutt-underwear/)
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# [SwampButt Underwear Will Keep Your Man Dry](https://outnumbered3-1.com/2017/08/swampbutt-underwear-will-keep-man-dry)
**From Outnumbered 3-1.**
When you have a husband that works outside in the heat all day you try buying products that will help him stay cool. [SwampButt Underwear](http://swampbutt.com/) is designed to?wick away moisture (sweat) and allow it to evaporate before things get embarrassing. Although we cannot die from embarrassment sometimes it can feel like it when our backside is wet and everyone can notice.
#### **[Wow! This is the Wildest “Pumpkin Spice” I’ve Seen!](https://wobm.com/wow-this-is-the-wildest-pumpkin-spice-ive-seen/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral) |**
We have seen more and more items with a “pumpkin spice” theme, but now I think I’ve seen the wildest: Pumpkin spice underpants! Yes, thanks to [Swampbutt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/with-falls-official-arrival-comes-pumpkin-spiced-swampbutt-underwear/) guys can now enjoy “pumpkin spice” on their tush.
Now, I have looked over the product and I must admit I’d try them. Even though the idea seems wild, it’s not a bad color and the underpants are designed for comfort and hygiene. So I guess you can call me “pumpkin butt”
**Read More:** [Wow! This is the Wildest “Pumpkin Spice” I’ve Seen!](https://wobm.com/wow-this-is-the-wildest-pumpkin-spice-ive-seen/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral) | https://wobm.com/wow-this-is-the-wildest-pumpkin-spice-ive-seen/?utm\_source=tsmclip&utm\_medium=referral
#### [**SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities**](https://www.trainitright.com/swampbutt-underwear-refuses-world-cup-promotional-opportunities/)
**From Train It Right.**
Just don’t call it football. Citing the facts that 1) Americans hate soccer and 2) that watching it is more boring than most anything in a universe crowded by mind-numbing silliness, the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ ([www.swampbutt.com](http://nicollcreationspr.pr-optout.com/Tracking.aspx?Data=HHL%3d83%3c19%26JDG%3c%3b0%3b%2c98%3c%26SDG%3c90%3a.&RE=MC&RI=4875750&Preview=False&DistributionActionID=15409&Action=Follow+Link)) have chosen not to promote their men’s performance underwear in conjunction with any World Cup broadcasts this year or any time in the near or far future for any reason whatsoever. Not that they could afford this, but in case someone asks, the answer is a hard no.
#### **[Is underwear a stupid gift to give dad on Father’s Day? The Answer is](https://www.heydoyou.com/2021/06/is-underwear-a-stupid-gift-to-give-dad-on-fathers-day-the-answer-is/) …**
**From HeyDoYou.**
Is underwear a stupid gift to give dad on Father’s Day? According to the makers of [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) it is not. In addition to their obvious bias, making underwear for men, the plain fact is that many men will not buy underwear for themselves.
#### [**SwampButt Underwear declares Texans coach world’s ‘luckiest man’**](https://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/2020/01/swampbutt-underwear-declares-texans-coach-worlds-luckiest-man.html)
**From Cleveland.com**
In a unique grassroots sports-marketing promotion, the makers of [SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com/) announced that the company declared Houston Texans coach Bill O’Brien the “luckiest man on planet Earth.”
#### [**The legend of Lake Jackson’s SwampButt, a homegrown underwear company**](https://www.chron.com/business/article/SwampButt-underwear-company-story-10935245.php)
**From The Houston Chronicle.**
A few weeks back, just before Super Bowl 51 in Houston, a small clothing company based in Lake Jackson made waves for a press release announcing that they were [not advertising](https://swampbutt.com/press-room-swampbutt-underwear/) during the most-watched sporting event on the planet.
#### **SwampButt Underwear Review
[MAY 18, 2019](https://www.mysteriousramblings.com/swampbuttunderwearreview/) – [MYSTERIOUS RAMBLINGS](https://www.mysteriousramblings.com/author/mistynoble1987aol-com/)**
Let’s face it – everyone sweats. Male or female, at one point or another, you have experienced embarrassing butt sweat. When [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) offered to send me a few pairs of their briefs, I jumped at the opportunity!
# Best Underwear for Battling Swamp Butt
By Brodie SwisherAugust 9, 2017
[BOWHUNTING BLOG](https://www.bowhunting.com/blog/)
Sure, this may be the first article ever written on the subject of underwear for hunters. But, the struggle is real. Backcountry swamp butt ruins more hunts than grizzly attacks, snowstorms, and starvation combined.
When it’s bad – it’s really bad.
#### **SwampButt Underwear[ A Review Skinny Moose](https://www.skinnymoose.com/desertrat/2019/05/19/swamp-butt-underwear-a-review/)**
Oh, where to begin? This writing gig has taken me some interesting places over the years but I never thought I would be reviewing underwear. Full disclosure for the faint of heart – you will **NOT** see any photos of me in this underwear. Not now, not ever. This is for your benefit and mine. I would like to give a shout out to Nick Heraldson from [Swamp Butt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) who has been extremely helpful and sent me a couple pairs to review. ~DesertRat
#### **SwampButt Underwear – That’s Seriously What They’re Called**
#### –[ **from Soldier Systems**](https://soldiersystems.net/2017/03/24/swampbutt-underwear-thats-seriously-what-theyre-called/)
SwampButt Underwear were designed specifically to avoid the affliction they’re named after. Their 91% polyester and 9% spandex construction are a great alternative to cotton drawers which hold the sweat. You’ll also note that the seams are away from the body.
**[SwampButt Underwear Donating 100% of Sales to SPCA Impacted ](https://soldiersystems.net/2017/08/31/swampbutt-underwear-donating-100-of-sales-to-spca-impacted-by-harvey/ "Permanent Link to SwampButt Underwear Donating 100% of Sales to SPCA Impacted By Harvey")[By Hurricane Harvey](https://soldiersystems.net/2017/08/31/swampbutt-underwear-donating-100-of-sales-to-spca-impacted-by-harvey/ "Permanent Link to SwampButt Underwear Donating 100% of Sales to SPCA Impacted By Harvey")**
August 31, 2017 (Lake Jackson, Texas) The owners of SwampButt Underwear will donate 100% of the proceeds (less taxes and shipping) from sales of their popular men’s underwear to the Brazoria County SPCA now through September 7, 2017. The Brazoria County SPCA is in Lake Jackson, Texas. There and in the surrounding areas of the county, the brunt of flooding rain has displaced tens of thousands of people and their pets.
#### [**SwampButt Underwear’s 2020 College Coaches on the Hot Seat**](https://www.apnnews.com/swampbutt-underwears-2020-college-coaches-on-the-hot-seat/)
**From APN News**
First year Baylor head coach Dave Aranda must not want to join his colleagues on this list. That was one incredibly unlikely explanation for the last minute cancellation of the bears game against Houston. “Is it a coincidence that we named four Big 12 coaches to the ‘hotseat’ and then the Baylor vs. Houston game gets cancelled,” asked conspiracy theorist and SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Probably. It could very well be that there were reasons to cancel the game. Good reasons. But idle speculation is the stock and trade of internet lurkers, so we decided to pile on.”
# [Go Green: SwampButt Underwear for Golfers](http://americangolfer.blogspot.com/2019/08/go-green-swampbutt-underwear-for-golfers.html)
**From American Golfer**
Are you tired of wet shorts rubbing bare spots on your inner thighs? Sick to death of your soggy backside? Is your wet butt print on the cart seat getting more attention than your 280-yard drives? Does Gold Bond powder leave a white cloud behind every time you fart? Suffer no more. Don’t go 18 holes making your own gravy. Wear SwampButt Underwear Green for Golfers instead.
#### [**SwampButt Underwear Tags In The Wrestling Estate For WrestleMania Giveaway**](https://thewrestlingestate.com/index.php/2019/04/01/swampbutt-underwear-tags-in-the-wrestling-estate-for-wrestlemania-giveaway/?amp)
The makers of ***[SwampButt Underwear™](http://www.swampbutt.com/)*** will join with the publishers of ***[The Wrestling Estate](http://thewrestlingestate.com/?amp)*** for a week of giveaways leading up to wrestling’s’ biggest event Sunday April 7, 2019 at 6:00 p.m. central time from MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ. SwampButt Underwear makes and sells men’s underwear that wicks and evaporates sweat much faster than traditional or other premium underwear. The Wrestling Estate is pro wrestling journalism that does not copy and paste then post Dave Meltzer’s work.
#### **[New York Fashion Week to SwampButt Underwear: Drop Dead](http://stylemagazine.com/news/2018/sep/11/new-york-fashion-week-swampbutt-underwear-drop-dea/)[Style Magazine Newswire](http://stylemagazine.com/staff/style-magazine-newswire/)** |
SwampButt Underwear ([www.swampbutt.com](http://www.swampbutt.com/)) owners, enthusiasts, hangers-on and even casual acquaintances were again stunned to learn that the company was not invited to participate in New York Fashion Week 2018 for the second year in a row.
# [Chafing, going commando and swamp butt. What to do for your man so he doesn’t get swamp butt.](https://www.iamthemakeupjunkie.com/2019/03/chafing-going-commando-and-swamp-butt.html)
#### **I AM THE MAKE UP JUNKIE**
Call it ‘free balling’, ‘going commando’ or ‘floppin’; men who do not wear underwear during spring break, or any other time, are at far greater risk of infections from swamp chafe, that the chaffage ensues according to the Internet and a conversation overheard in the men’s room late last week. The makers of [SwampButt Underwear™](http://nicollcreationspr.pr-optout.com/Tracking.aspx?Data=HHL%3d9%2c548%26JDG%3c%3b0%3b%2c98%3c%26SDG%3c90%3a.&RE=MC&RI=5291606&Preview=False&DistributionActionID=21254&Action=Follow+Link) offer this announcement as a public service for men and boys who think that not wearing underwear is a good idea.
#### [**The cure for Swamp Ass – Swamp Butt underwear**](https://www.metro.us/the-cure-for-swamp-ass-swamp-butt-underwear/)
**From Boston Metro.**
File under first world problems, but we now have a cure for sports fans with swamp ass ([via Urban Dictionary:](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swamp%20ass) “A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly sweaty and stinky from sweating on a hot day”).
Thankfully, you can now buy “Swamp Butt Underwear” at [SwampButt.com](https://swampbutt.com/?v=7516fd43adaa).
#### [**Give the Gift of a Dry Butt**](https://www.fieldandstream.com/give-gift-dry-butt/)
**Send sweat-wicking underwear—anonymously.**
#### **From Field and Stream.**
I don’t know about you, but when I think of this special day, my thoughts turn to *swamp butt*, which is a specialized medical term for the butts of men who sweat a lot. This affliction touches the lives of literally dozens of men in this country. Some experts think there are that many sufferers in Alabama alone.
#### [**SwampButt Underwear Sponsors “Rugged Nation”**](https://www.theoutdoorwire.com/story/1484683872fj79ujuchfr)
**From the Outdoor Wire.**
Whether it is winter, spring, summer or fall, men who hunt, fish, camp, hike, ski or trap get sweaty. It is that fact that persuaded the owners of SwampButt Underwear™ to be one of the sponsors of the popular outdoor television program “[Rugged Nation](http://nicollcreationspr.pr-optout.com/Tracking.aspx?Data=HHL%3d%3f393.CP%3f%4028481%3c3.LP%3f%40083%3a&RE=MC&RI=4567656&Preview=False&DistributionActionID=1579&Action=Follow+Link).”
#### [**How To Make Butt Sweat More Comfortable In The Summer**](https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/butt-sweat-stop-swamp-ass)
**From Refinery29.**
At any given moment in the [summer months](https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/summer-heat-wave-sleeping-guide), many of us may have a small river of [sweat](https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/night-sweats-from-alcohol) trickling down our backsides. Although it might be something you try desperately to keep to yourself, sometimes you can’t hide the fact that your butt is pretty much drenched.
#### [**SwampButt Underwear LLC: Officially Not Sponsors of Super Bowl 51**](https://www.ammoland.com/2017/02/swampbutt-underwear-llc-officially-not-sponsors-super-bowl-51/#axzz7Y05nHi00)
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**Published:** January 22, 2026
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### [SwampButt Underwear Store](https://swampbutt.com/store/)
**Published:** December 12, 2025
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
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## Explore the SwampButt Collection For Men Who Sweat A Lot
### **First-Pair Fit Help**
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SwampButt Underwear prom night 2026.Prom Night, formals, weddings and other gatherings that require one to look sharp mean that visible butt sweat cannot be a part of any man of any ages’ wardrobe. Wear SwampButt Underwear to assist with wicking and quick drying of visible butt sweat. It is no surprise that many guys will sweat a lot on prom night. In the south and southwest, prom season occurs in spring when the weather is already almost ‘summer like.’ Add to this dancing, un-airconditioned gyms, other prom goers in close proximity and prom night jitters. This is a perfect storm of conditions ripe for a really, sweaty and embarrassing evening. As teenagers are not generally known for their tolerance of the differences in others, visible sweat and especially visible butt sweat must be avoided at all costs if possible.**The Camera Never Blinks**For Prom Night 2026 the thing to be is “camera ready.” Cameras on smart phones capture everything including sweat marks and stains. No one wants their prom night images to be notable because of visible sweating. Just the opposite. Guys want to look confident and in charge even if on the inside they are not feeling that way at all.**What To Wear**For those who know they sweat more than most, especially when dressed up, the more conventional looking formal wear is best. The traditional black tuxedo will not show sweat as much as lighter colors. The same goes for charcoal and dark grey. But the conventional black tux is not the only choice as earth tones and lighter colors are acceptable more now than in recent years. These include terracotta, cream, dark brown, green, and dark wood color.These are good for those who want something that is formal looking but different. But those choosing the non-black, colored looks should be aware that the lighter the suit, the more sweat will show up. “The young men who are aware of this about themselves should stick to darker colors as the lighter ones will show badly and literally ‘stick to them,’ said [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/) spokesman and one never asked to chaperone, Nick Heraldson.**My Girlfriend Made Me**To wear a tux that is not black, charcoal or navy blue is often a decision made not by the guy, but by his well-intentioned but unaware the outcome of light colors and heavy sweating girlfriend or date, who wants her ‘man’ to be in a color that matches her dress. While characterizing 17- and 18-year-olds as ‘whipped’ may be premature, this can be the first of many awkward and inconvenient outcomes dictated by females for these guys.
But what does one do if knowing that regardless of prom dates’ preferences, a light color will show embarrassing sweat marks? “Make a bold decision, stand up for yourself and wear a darker color,” Heraldson dictated. “No one wants to be immortalized on Instagram and Tik Tok as ‘that sweaty dude at prom.” Heraldson went on, “be prepared to go to the prom ‘stag’ as this request may not be welcomed, but who cares. Let some other dope sweat through his lemon chiffon tuxedo, and not you.”
SwampButt Underwear Gift Cards are a perfect way to give the gift of the USA’s most recognizable underwear brand but you do not know your recipients size, or color preference. They can order what they want and/or need without involving you in these details. Like when someone says they have a 36 inch waist but are bigger ’round than you with a 42 inch waist. Stuff like that.\[/caption\]
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### [Sweat News from SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/media-about-swampbutt-underwear/good-news-about-sweating-swampbutt/)
**Published:** October 5, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** All the news we know about that covers the world of SwampButt Underwear.
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# Sweat News
## **News and Press Releases from SwampButt Underwear.**
[](https://swampbutt.com/the-web-based-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-2-0-estimates-the-likelihood-of-visible-butt-sweat-and-uncomfortable-underwear-conditions-the-upgraded-calculator-measures-something-conventional-tem/)### [ SwampButt Underwear Introduces Scale of Sultry 2.0 ](https://swampbutt.com/the-web-based-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-2-0-estimates-the-likelihood-of-visible-butt-sweat-and-uncomfortable-underwear-conditions-the-upgraded-calculator-measures-something-conventional-tem/)
The web-based SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0 estimates the likelihood of visible butt sweat and uncomfortable underwear conditions. The upgraded calculator measures something conventional temperature and humidity readings leave in the shade.
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The most practical tool for managing wardrobe based on weather conditions.
Record Heat Wave Arrival Coincides With SwampButt Underwear’s Scale of Sultry Introduction.
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[](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-online-tool-assigns-a-numeric-value-to-that-sweaty-ass/)### [ SwampButt Underwear Introduces Online Calculator to Measure Weather and How Wet or Dry Ones Underwear Is ](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-underwear-scale-of-sultry-online-tool-assigns-a-numeric-value-to-that-sweaty-ass/)
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SwampButt Underwear Declares Rain Separates Running Gear from Laundry. Choose Accordingly. SwampButt Underwear Reminds July 4th Runners That Wet Clothes, Long Miles and Poor-Fitting Underwear
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[](https://swampbutt.com/cool-summer-gear-guide-for-golfers-golf-pass-2/)### [ Cool summer gear guide for golfers – Golf Pass ](https://swampbutt.com/cool-summer-gear-guide-for-golfers-golf-pass-2/)
Golf in the summertime demands cool comfort ass described in this article.
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[](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-prevents-chub-rub-for-male-runners/)### [ SwampButt Underwear prevents ‘chub rub’ for male runners ](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-prevents-chub-rub-for-male-runners/)
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### [The SwampButt Underwear Challenge](https://swampbutt.com/the-swampbutt-challenge/)
**Published:** February 16, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
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## SwampButt Challenge™
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### [Take the SwampButt Underwear Challenge](https://swampbutt.com/take-the-swampbutt-underwear-challenge/)
**Published:** May 22, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
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The SwampButt Challenge is for the man who wants to know what the day’s weather will deliver to his backside? Will it be cool and dry or hot and boggy as the Amazon River? The ‘Challenge’ has the answer. The challenge will assign a numeric score based on the local temperature, relative humidity and activity level.
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### [Contact Us](https://swampbutt.com/shop-swampbutt-underwear/contact-us/)
**Published:** October 5, 2021
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### [SwampButt Underwear College Colors](https://swampbutt.com/shop/swampbutt-underwear-college-colors/)
**Published:** January 22, 2026
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### [This Christmas Give Someone SwampButt (Underwear)](https://swampbutt.com/shop/this-christmas-give-someone-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** January 22, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** This Christmas Give Someone SwampButt (Underwear)
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**Why SwampButt Underwear Is the Funniest (and Most Practical) Gift You Can Give This Christmas**
Let’s be honest — every man on your list has enough tools, socks, ties, and coffee mugs. What he *doesn’t* have is underwear that **actually keeps him dry**.
That’s where [**SwampButt Underwear**](https://swampbutt.com) comes in. Born in Texas, built for heat and humidity, and now ready for the holidays, it’s the **perfect gift that turns out to be a real winner** once it’s worn.
This year’s [Christmas](https://billygraham.org/answers/what-is-the-deeper-meaning-of-christmas) campaign stars **Rufus**, our favorite Santa-suited alligator, spreading the “Gift of Dryness.” Rufus and SwampButt Underwear are both funny, festive, and useful. A way to keep that backside dry is something every man wants but is unlikely to admit.
**Top Reasons to Give SwampButt This Year:**
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4. It’s made for real-world sweat, not marketing hype.
5. It’s priced lower than other fashion brands of underwear.
6. SwampButt Underwear is Made in the USA.
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### [Dads Are Number 1 Great Valentines Day Gifts](https://swampbutt.com/media-about-swampbutt-underwear/good-news-about-sweating-swampbutt/gifts-for-dads/)
**Published:** January 22, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
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### VALENTINE’S DAY GIFTS FOR NEW DADS
JANUARY 20, 2021 | [FAMILY](https://stuartsays.com/category/family/), [FASHION](https://stuartsays.com/category/fashion/), [FOOD & DRINK](https://stuartsays.com/category/food-drink/), [HEALTHY LIVING](https://stuartsays.com/category/healthy-living/)
## [**SWAMPBUTT UNDERWEAR**](https://swampbutt.com/how-it-works/)
Maybe it’s a little unorthodox, but SwampButt Underwear is actually a very considerate gift for any guy, not just dads! These are good for everyday wear or a rigorous workout. He’ll stay dry and comfortable, which will help him stay odor-free. Who wouldn’t love to walk around with that kind of confidence? Their performance line is especially good for long workouts, with a wider leg opening for comfort and ease of movement. They’re long lasting too, and made in the U.S.A!
SwampButt Underwear Camo Made in the USA Brand men’s underwear, perfect for dads.
**Camouflage Wetness with Camouflage Underwear**
The idea of hiding an otherwise soaking wet man-butt with sweat wicking underwear that was made with camouflage fabric seemed like the makings of a really amusing promotion. “Everyone thought that ‘camouflage with camouflage’ was the start of a pretty funny bit,” said corporate spokesman and frequent vacationer Nick Heraldson. “We envisioned a way to really use language and plays on words to help us make the point about what we were offering and for whom. But like so many ‘good ideas’, there was not much substance left after the idea was accepted. We had a deadline though so we went with what we had and went home.”
**How It Works**
[SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com/) Made in the USA garments are made from 83% polyester and 17% Spandex. The leg openings and waist bands are larger and more forgiving than the original offering the company made. “More Spandex means more stretchier,” Heraldson pointed out. The fabric is also made to prevent odors accompanied by the overheated butt-crack.
Bad-odors tend to get into fabrics and stay there. No amount of washing, scrubbing or beating underpants on rocks will remove the stench born of butt sweat and worse. To combat the presence of this bouquet of stink, the new SwampButt Performance Made in the USA garments are also made with ‘Microblok’ technology to prevent stinky drawers, or from the latin; *ubi foetidum.*
MicroBlok inhibits the growth of bacteria on treated surfaces of products, greatly reducing stains, odors, and product deterioration. According to the people who make it, ‘the MicroBlok product line inhibits the growth of bacteria, fungi, molds, yeasts and other microbes on treated surfaces of products, greatly reducing stains, odors and product deterioration. MicroBlok has undergone rigorous laboratory testing. These tests measure the inhibition of bacteria, fungi, molds and other microbes on the tested plastic substrates.
It’s an ideal inhibitor for use in products subject to high humidity such as those intended for kitchen and bath environments as well as outdoor uses including furniture, decking and yes underwear. Additional product uses include sponges, bath mats, wire and cable insulation, plastic gloves, scrub brushes and footwear.’ “if there is a warmer or more humid place than a fat guys’ butt crack, I don’t want to know about it,” Heraldson declared.
Dads have a completely different set of needs and priorities, and after long days of working and/or caring for you and a little one, what a new dad wants more than anything is to be taken care of! This Valentine’s Day make him feel appreciated and special with one of the ideas from this gift guide I’ve put together. There’s something for everyone, whether the new dad in your life is an athlete who misses the gym, a workaholic who needs to destress, or a connoisseur of fine spirits. Something on this list of Valentine’s Day gifts for new dads is sure to give him a very happy Valentine’s Day!
**About SwampButt Underwear**
[SwampButt Underwear](http://www.swampbutt.com/) is a real company that makes products that help solve a real problem. [SwampButt Underwear™](http://www.swampbutt.com/) is trademarked in the U.S. and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
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### [SwampButt Underwear To Present New England Patriots Center Ted Karras With The Gift Of Dryness 4 Comfort](https://swampbutt.com/media-about-swampbutt-underwear/good-news-about-sweating-swampbutt/center-ted-karras-with-the-gift-of-dryness-comfort/)
**Published:** January 22, 2026
**Author:** SwampButt
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Larger men like offensive center Ted Karras are known to sweat a lot and need the gift of dryness.# Receive the Gift of Dryness
**[From APN News Published on September 16, 2019](https://www.apnnews.com/swampbutt-underwear-to-present-new-england-patriots-center-ted-karras-with-the-gift-of-dryness-comfort/)**
New England Patriots Center Ted Karras With The Gift Of Dryness & ComfortNew England Patriots Center Ted Karras With The Gift Of Dryness & ComfortAfter seeing an article in “The Athletic” written by Nick Underhill, the makers of SwampButt Underwear will send a red, blue and white pair of its Made In The USA SwampButt Underwear™ to New England Patriots Center Ted Karras this week, after learning that starting quarterback and football god Tom Brady gets his hands wet while under center. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady needs his hands dry to throw the football. Center Ted Karras has a really bad case of swamp butt. Brady forces complicated, awkward and unnecessary steps to keep his hands dry while under center. The makers of SwampButt Underwear believe that their moisture wicking and quick drying men’s underwear will be a benefit to both Brady and Karras, but especially to Karras.
## **For Dryness Sakes Why Not Just Wear A Glove?**
Brady, who throws a football in all types of weather and is really good at it, still schools his lineman about the need to keep their cheeks dry on game day. Brady was said to stick towels down the pants of his center, according to Dan Conolly, who played offensive line for the Patriots from 2007-2014. Currently injured Patriots Center David Andrews tried to train himself not to sweat, but failed in this attempt, according quotes from an article written by Pete Blackburn. “We think we may know why this is an issue for Tom Brady and other quarterbacks,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and football aficionado Nick Heraldson. “The quarterbacks’ hands should be in place while under center to receive the ball. This precludes direct contact with the underside of the center. However, it does not preclude his wrists or forearms being in direct contact with his teammate’s underneath parts, which is likely the seat of the whole waterlogged issue.” SwampButt Underwear is made to keep the backsides of big men like NFL offensive linemen dryer by harnessing the power of science.
### Bigger Men Lack Dryness
Larger and more amply built American men tend to sweat more than average and have more issues with visible butt sweat than most. NFL linemen are really big and in great shape but sweat lots, especially in the early weeks of the season when it is really still summer and not fall. “We all assumed that fat people just sweat more than those who are not, you know, fat,” said Heraldson. “But according to science, men who are just big or bigger will generate more heat and sweat more, even if they are in decent physical condition, or not fat. So, the fact that a man sweats a lot more than normal south of the belt line does not necessarily mean that he is also a big fat slob. Of course, it does not mean he isn’t either.”
#### **The Science Behind SwampButt Underwear and Dryness**
How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. “Imagine you, or someone you hired to do it for you, uses a squeegee and is pulling water across a windshield,” Heraldson explained. “When spread to a larger surface area, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or, push rainwater across a driveway or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster. That is how the SwampButt Underwear works.”
Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this phenomenon. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture. The undergarments are made from lycra and polyester fibers. SwampButt Underwear Made In The USA brand also uses ‘Microblok’ technology to prevent ‘stinky drawers’ or from the latin; ubi foetidum. MicroBlok inhibits the growth of bacteria on treated surfaces of products, greatly reducing stains, odors, and product deterioration. “We sincerely hope that Mr. Karras will try out our garments, show them to his friends and talk a lot about them with the sports media,” Heraldson said. “Not only to benefit our bottom line, but more as a public service for those with soaked, droopy backsides born of excess butt sweat. Those men could certainly also benefit from buying and wearing SwampButt Underwear. Yes, we are a high-minded bunch.”
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### [SwampButt Underwear in College Colors](https://swampbutt.com/on-sale/)
**Published:** January 22, 2026
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
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SwampButt Underwear in Popular College Colors
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### [Privacy Policy](https://swampbutt.com/shop-swampbutt-underwear/privacy-policy/)
**Published:** October 6, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
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# Privacy Policy
### SwampButt Underwear Privacy Policy
At SwampButt Underwear, we will never knowingly share your private information with anyone for any reason. The only information we collect, and store is that which you choose to share with us. For example, through the registration process on the site, we may collect personal information such as your name, email address, phone number, birthday, and shipping address. People who register with us do so voluntarily.
For purchases made through the site, you may be required to provide certain personal information to our third-party payment processor (Pay Pal) in order to complete your purchase.
When you make payments through Pay Pal, you may need to provide personal information such as your credit card number, but we never see that or anything from Pay Pal other than your name, email and payment status.
### E-Mail
By providing your email address to us, you expressly consent to receive emails from us. We may use email to communicate with you, to send information that you have requested, or to send information about other products or services developed or provided by us like coupons, sales, or other information. We will not give your email address to another party to promote their products or services directly to you. If you contact us, we may keep a record of that correspondence. We may also receive a confirmation when you open an email from us. This confirmation helps us make our communications with you more interesting and improves our services. This is true of the web site and our social media sites where we receive correspondence from the public.
### Cookies, Automatic Data Collection, and Related Technologies.
The Site collects and stores information that is generated automatically as you use it, including your preferences and usage statistics. By using the Site, you are authorizing us to gather, parse, and retain data related to the provision of the Site.
We use Google Analytics and Facebook data collection technology and code so that we can learn and make enhancements to offer you a better experience. The third-party services may use cookies, web beacons and/or other technologies to collect information about your use of the SwampButt Underwear site and other websites, and they may track your activity on the Services and other websites over time.
Information collected by Google and Facebook may include your IP address, web browser, pages viewed, time spent on pages, links clicked and conversion information. Information may be used by us and others to, among other things, analyze and track data, determine the popularity of certain content, deliver content targeted to your interests on our Services and other websites, and better understand your online activity. Google Inc.’s (“Google“) ability to use and share information collected by Google Analytics about your use of the Services is subject to the Google Analytics Terms of Use and the Google Privacy Policy. Facebook’s policy was in a state of change at this writing. However, a link to their policy is here: [https://www.facebook.com/legal/FB\_Work\_Privacy](https://www.facebook.com/legal/FB_Work_Privacy).
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### [Subscribe to SwampButt Underwear News and Specials](https://swampbutt.com/subscribe-to-swampbutt-underwear-news-and-specials/)
**Published:** August 7, 2022
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
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### [SwampButt Underwear Client Portal](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-client-portal/)
**Published:** October 12, 2022
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### [SwampButt Underwear Frequently Asked Questions](https://swampbutt.com/swampbutt-underwear-frequently-asked-questions/)
**Published:** October 5, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
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# SwampButt Underwear Frequently Asked Questions
## FAQ’s
SwampButt Underwear Frequently Asked Questions. Have a question? Don’t sweat it. Check out out FAQ’s below.
### Is this some kind of a joke?
### Excuse me?
What kind of question is that? That’s some nerve you’ve got. SwampButt Underwear™ is a real business. [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com) is owned by real people, well-rounded people, who have their own pets, cars and memberships in many fan clubs. And these are all the questions we have been asked to frequently answer. Like a lot of times.
### Is SwampButt Underwear really trademarked?
Yes, SwampButt Underwear™ is really trademarked. And it was really expensive. So please honor the trademark because if you try and rip us off our lawyers will descend on you. Ms. Emily Blassengame and Mr. Ezra Goldman are ready.
### What happens if I don’t buy anything?
The children of the owners will not go to college, have nice weddings, clothes, food, or school supplies. The houses they live in will be foreclosed on. And their pets will be in shelters.Bankers will live where there families did while they live under bridges. And life under a bridge sucks real hard; you can’t even get mail.
No happy ending there, not for anyone. So for the love of Gawd, buy something.
### Do you ever sleep in your SwampButt Underwear?
Well, I start off with them on when I get into bed, if you know what I’m trying to say.
### How many pairs of SwampButt Underwear do you recommend buying?
All of them.
### Does the alligator in the SwampButt Underwear logo have a name?
Rufus is his preferred name. He has also been called SwampButt McSwampface, but that really never caught on. If you buy a SwampButt Underwear t-shirt then you can call him anything you want. Except Mildred. He hates that.
### Where else I can buy SwampButt Underwear?
Just at this here website. All your friends are doing it. Buy early. Buy often.
### What makes your underwear better than the rest?
The material in SwampButt Underwear is made to draw sweat away from the skin. This is known as wicking. In addition to wicking, our underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which allows sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear.
These garments are manufactured to our specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
### Would you rather fly or be invisible?
Fly.
### You do realize that giving 110 percent is mathematically impossible, right?
This isn’t math class and we are not engineers. So shut up and buy something!
### So SwampButt Underwear cures Swampbutt? Is that overstated a bit?
It is a complete and absolute overstatement because we never claimed to cure anything. But we’ll fight like hell against the scourge of SwampButt. You won’t moisten that chair or stick to the fake leather any more.
Just like your favorite team in the big game, our underwear has moxie and heart and is willing to give 110 percent. Go (insert favorite team)!
### Why don’t you sell women’s underwear?
Most of the women we know are fine wearing these. But at this time we don’t sell women’s underwear. But like I said, most women would look damn fine in our product. So buy a couple of pair and see for yourself. And buy a T-shirt. She’s awesome and she’s worth it.
### You do realize that some people will pay big money for sweaty underwear?
I think you’re on the wrong website.
### Should I send back the underwear I need replaced?
Please God, no. Imagine if someone mailed you a pair of sweaty underwear that they had worn and needed replacing. We will take your word for it; do not send us underwear you’ve worn before.
### Do you offer returns or money back if a customer is not happy with their purchase?
In some cases yes. Those who can return any UNOPENED packages can ask us to exchange them. However, we will not accept or exchange opened packages. The state of Texas prohibits returns of opened underwear.
### What kind of guarantee does SwampButt Underwear offer?
We guarantee that you will be happy with your purchase. We also guarantee that every pair of SwampButt Underwear we sell has never been worn before. Ever. Same goes for the T-shirts.
### What is love?
Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.
### Who owns SwampButt Underwear?
Some great guys. You’ve never heard of them either.
### Where is the SwampButt Underwear world headquarters?
SwampButt Underwear is based near Houston, Texas. It’s in a great town, but you’ve probably never heard of it. It’s surrounded by swampland with some really nice people. We’ve got a Starbucks and some nice Tex-Mex restaurants. And a place that has 99 beers on tap.
### If the affliction is named SwampButt then why is the product called SwampButt Underwear?
It’s a horrible condition, but you can’t say the product name without smiling. So buy something already. And tell your friends and family about SwampButt Underwear. And tell that guy at work who is kind of funny, but when you dig deeper you realize that he is really lonely. He could probably use a T-shirt at least.
### Can you tell us more about the old family friend that you stole this from?
There was no stealing. Uncle Horatio and his lovely wife Praline adore us. They were ecstatic that we had joined them in the fight against the grim affliction known as SwampButt.
For centuries his family was excluded from society because of this debilitating condition, sitting in puddles of their own making and often thought incontinent. But now thanks to this amazing underwear we are finally winning. And we are all pleased to share these miraculous drawers with fine people such as yourself. The days of adult diaper rash will soon be behind you.
### What was the inspiration for SwampButt Underwear?
One of our friends sweats a lot … like as much as three fat guys on the 4th of July in the middle of a forest fire. And it’s a wet stink. He makes noise when he walks and is always picking his pants out of his butt-crack.
Finally, we had enough, so we decided to help him out. And luckily Uncle Horatio, an old family friend, had already done a ton of research, so we leveraged his hard work. And now we’re helping everyone who suffers from the terrible affliction of SwampButt. So hurry up and buy something!
### Do you think I have the SwampButt?
If you had to ask, then probably. And depending on where you live, you are likely already eat up with the SwampButt. But now you’re a couple of clicks away from getting the help you need. Congrats! You’re at the right place to buy SwampButt Underwear.
### But seriously is SwampButt Underwear real or is this a joke?
SwampButt Underwear is specifically formulated to help fight against the grim affliction known as butt sweat, or simply Swampbutt. And SwampButt Underwear is now available to the public. We also sell T-shirts that are similarly engineered. Is that real enough for you, smart guy?
### [SwampButt Home](https://swampbutt.com/)
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### [Domestic Mail Policy](https://swampbutt.com/domestic-mailing-policy/)
**Published:** October 6, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
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[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Mr-ZIP-850x566-1.jpg)*SwampButt Underwear uses the United States Postal Service (USPS) for mail and shipping.*# Domestic Mail Policy
SwampButt Underwear Shipping & Returns. Domestic mail policy at SwampButt Underwear plus the shipping-policy-and-return-rules-at-swampbutt-underwear. Mail, post and what we charge. All shipments, shipping & postage are sent via the United States Postal Service (USPS) with the priority mail or priority mail second day service. We will send tracking information to the email address included as part of the order. For shipments outside the United States, the USPS is also used and tracking provided where possible. But for international SwampButt Underwear Shipping & Returns information write to swampbuttunderwear@gmail.com. Read a review about us here: [Skinny Moose Review of Swampbutt Underwear.](https://www.skinnymoose.com/desertrat/2019/05/19/swamp-butt-underwear-a-review/)
### SwampButt Underwear Returns and Guarantees
More about Domestic mailing policy at SwampButt Underwear. Before ordering [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/congratulations-coach-tom-herman-the-swampbutt-underwear-college-football-coach-on-the-hot-seat-for-week-one/), be sure to consult the size guide to make sure you order the right size. We will not accept or refund purchases of opened packages. For [SwampButt Made In The USA Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/store/wear-mens-swampbutt-underwear/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa-brand-are-larger-for-the-girth-of-the-american-man/swampbutt-underwear-in-most-college-and-university-colors/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa/) follow the link to this style guide:
[SwampButt Made In The USA Size Guide.](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/SBU-USA-Sizes-1.png)
If anyone is not satisfied with their SwampButt Underwear purchase, all they have to do is return them to SwampButt Underwear ([swampbuttunderwear@gmail.com](mailto:swampbuttunderwear@gmail.com "Domestic Mailing Policy at SwampButt Underwear")) to exchange them for a different size or style.
NOTE: We do not accept returns on opened packages. We try to be as flexible as we can be with all issues. The best way to resolve an issue or find information is to ask at swampbuttunderwear@gmail.com.
[](https://swampbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/iu-1.png)SwampButt Underwear uses the USPS for all its mail.Kindly note too that snarky comments, profanity, questioning our intellectual capacity, heritage or motives is extremely unwelcome. We do not tolerate abuse and will be unlikely to help those who choose to behave this way. We treat everyone with kindness until they demonstrate they do not appreciate it.
- Only applies to your **first** worn pair of underwear, **first** worn undershirt, and **first** worn pair of socks **per customer**.
- All requests must be made within **30 days** of delivery (for online orders) or purchase (for in store orders).
- If you choose to replace an item, we will ship the item to you.
- You will be charged for postage on the return.
- For all **other** returns and exchanges, please see our standard policy below.
### Our Standard Policy
- Returns / Exchanges must be made within 30 days of delivery.
- Upon delivery, you accept sole responsibility for your orders
- All items must be **unworn, unwashed, with hangtags attached and in original packaging**.
- Once your item(s) reach our warehouse, your refund or exchange will be processed within 10 business days.
- Gift cards are nonrefundable and cannot be exchanged or redeemed for cash.
- We can only process returns and exchanges for items purchased directly from SwampButt Underwear. If you purchase our product from another retailer, please contact them directly for a return or exchange.
### Unauthorized Returns and Worn Garments
Refunds or exchanges will not be issued for unauthorized returns. For questions please send an e-mail to [swampbuttunderwear@gmail.com](mailto:swampbuttunderwear@gmail.com "Domestic Mailing Policy at SwampButt Underwear").
#### Contact by email:
swampbuttunderwear@gmail.com or
nickheraldson@gmail.com or
haroldnicoll@gmail.com
Write to us or for returns:
SwampButt Underwear,
Lake Jackson, Texas 77566
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### [Refund and Returns Policy](https://swampbutt.com/refund_returns/)
**Published:** October 5, 2021
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
*SwampButt Underwear Returns and Refunds policy is good for 30 days. Do not send opened packages of underwear to us. It’s gross.*## Refund and Returns Policy
Our refund and returns policy is good for 30 days. If 30 days have passed since your purchase, we can’t offer you a full refund or exchange.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be returned to us unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be unopened in the original packaging. We absolutely will not accept opened packages for a return or refund. Would you want someone else’s used underwear mailed to you? Exactly.
## Refunds
Once your return is received and inspected, we will send you an email to notify you that we have received your returned item. We will also notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund.
If you are approved, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within a certain amount of days.
**Late or missing refunds**
If you haven’t received a refund yet, first check your bank account again.
Then contact your credit card company, it may take some time before your refund is officially posted.
Next contact your bank. There is often some processing time before a refund is posted.
If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at {email address}.
**Sale items**
Only regular priced items may be refunded. Sale items cannot be refunded.
## Exchanges
We only replace items if they are defective or damaged. If you need to exchange it for the same item, send us an email at {email address} and send your item to: {physical address}.
## Gifts
If the item was marked as a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you’ll receive a gift credit for the value of your return. Once the returned item is received, a gift certificate will be mailed to you.
If the item wasn’t marked as a gift when purchased, or the gift giver had the order shipped to themselves to give to you later, we will send a refund to the gift giver and they will find out about your return.
## Shipping returns
To return your product, you should mail your product to: {physical address}.
You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable. If you receive a refund, the cost of return shipping will be deducted from your refund.
Depending on where you live, the time it may take for your exchanged product to reach you may vary.
We do not refund postage. We only charge the amount the U.S. Post Office charges us, there is no markup and no way for us to recover that expense.
If you are returning more expensive items, you may consider using a trackable shipping service or purchasing shipping insurance. We don’t guarantee that we will receive your returned item.
## Need help?
Contact us at {email} for questions related to refunds and returns.
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### [Newsletter](https://swampbutt.com/newsletter/)
**Published:** June 20, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Content:**
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## Landing Pages
### [Why Do We Sweat So Much? Download SwampButt Underwear's Paper on the Reasons](https://swampbutt.com/why-do-we-sweat-so-much/)
**Published:** October 5, 2022
**Author:** SwampButt
**Excerpt:** Sign up and receive the free SwampButt Underwear paper 'Why Do We Sweat so Much.'
**Content:**
# Download SwampButt Underwear’s Paper on the Reasons why we Sweat so much
Why do we sweat so much? There are lots of reasons and a few hacks to overcome it in this longer than usual paper from SwampButt Underwear. Sign up now to receive your free copy.
Sweating is good for you so do more. To deal with it wear SwampButt Underwear.[Sign Up Now](#)
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### [Elementor Landing Page #18109](https://swampbutt.com/elementor-landing-page-18109/)
**Published:** August 20, 2022
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Content:**
## SwampButt Made in the USA Brand Underwear in Gold and Purple for Bayou Bengals of LSU.
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## Products
### [SwampButt Made in the USA Red Underwear.](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-made-in-the-usa-red-underwear-2/)
**Published:** June 17, 2025
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Red Made in the USA Underwear.SwampButt Made In The USA Yellow Underwear. SwampButt Underwear Made In The USA is made to draw sweat away from the skin.
This is known as wicking. In addition to wicking, our underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which allows sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear. Max-Dri is a moisture management technology which allows a fabric to dry quickly. In doing so, it keeps one’s skin dry to increase endurance in active environments.
Along with Max-Dri technology, this material is incorporated with an anti-microbial treatment preventing odor and growth of bacteria, fungi and mold for a healthier and more comfortable experience.
These garments, like SwampButt Made In The USA Yellow Underwear, are manufactured to our specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
**Content:**
SwampButt Underwear in red. Heat is a fact of life. Sweat is unavoidable. Discomfort doesn’t have to be.
SwampButt Made in the USA Red Underwear was created for men who deal with real-world conditions—long workdays, high humidity, physical movement, and environments where standard underwear simply doesn’t hold up. If you’ve ever felt damp, chafed, or distracted by discomfort halfway through the day, you already know the problem this product is built to solve.
Most underwear fails because it traps moisture. Traditional cotton absorbs sweat, stays wet, and creates friction exactly where you don’t want it. By mid-morning, comfort is gone—and by the end of the day, you’re just managing it.
SwampButt underwear is engineered differently. The fabric is selected to move moisture away from the body rather than hold it. The fit is designed to reduce friction during movement instead of bunching or riding up. The result is underwear that feels drier, stays more stable, and performs consistently throughout the day—even in heat and humidity.
The yellow color isn’t an afterthought. Lighter shades can feel cooler in hot environments and are easier to keep visually clean and fresh over time. It’s a practical choice with a little personality—confident without being loud.
Made in the USA matters here. Domestic production allows for tighter quality control, more consistent construction, and accountability throughout the manufacturing process. This isn’t fast fashion underwear designed to be replaced after a few washes. It’s built to be worn, washed, and relied on.
This product is ideal for:
- Long workdays in warm or humid conditions
- Outdoor activity and travel
- Men who sweat and want less friction and distraction
- Anyone who has been disappointed by “performance” underwear that didn’t perform
It may not be for:
- Men who prefer heavy cotton fabrics
- Anyone looking for novelty underwear with no functional benefit
If heat and sweat affect your comfort, focus, or confidence during the day, this product was designed with you in mind.
**Does this underwear help with sweat?**
Yes. The fabric is designed to manage moisture rather than trap it like traditional cotton.
**How does it fit compared to regular underwear?**
The fit is supportive without being restrictive and designed to reduce friction during movement.
**Is this good for workdays or just casual wear?**
It’s built for long workdays, travel, and active use—not just lounging.
**Why is Made in the USA important?**
Domestic manufacturing allows for better quality control and more consistent construction.
**How should I wash it?**
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low for best longevity.
**Want To Know More About SwampButt Underwear?**
Subscribe to our newsletter by clicking on this link:
**Brands:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product categories:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product tags:** Christmas, Men's Underwear, SwampButt Made in the USA Black Underwear, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Sweaty
---
### [SwampButt White Made in the USA Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-made-in-the-usa-white-underwear/)
**Published:** June 17, 2025
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Excerpt:** SwampButt White Made in the USA Underwear.SwampButt Made In The USA White Underwear.
SwampButt Underwear Made In The USA is made to draw sweat away from the skin.
This is known as wicking. In addition to wicking, our underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which allows sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear. Max-Dri is a moisture management technology which allows a fabric to dry quickly. In doing so, it keeps one’s skin dry to increase endurance in active environments.
Along with Max-Dri technology, this material is incorporated with an anti-microbial treatment preventing odor and growth of bacteria, fungi and mold for a healthier and more comfortable experience.
These garments, like SwampButt Made In The USA Yellow Underwear, are manufactured to our specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
**Content:**
SwampButt Underwear in white. Heat is a fact of life. Sweat is unavoidable. Discomfort doesn’t have to be.
SwampButt Made in the USA White Underwear was created for men who deal with real-world conditions—long workdays, high humidity, physical movement, and environments where standard underwear simply doesn’t hold up. If you’ve ever felt damp, chafed, or distracted by discomfort halfway through the day, you already know the problem this product is built to solve.
Most underwear fails because it traps moisture. Traditional cotton absorbs sweat, stays wet, and creates friction exactly where you don’t want it. By mid-morning, comfort is gone—and by the end of the day, you’re just managing it.
SwampButt underwear is engineered differently. The fabric is selected to move moisture away from the body rather than hold it. The fit is designed to reduce friction during movement instead of bunching or riding up. The result is underwear that feels drier, stays more stable, and performs consistently throughout the day—even in heat and humidity.
The yellow color isn’t an afterthought. Lighter shades can feel cooler in hot environments and are easier to keep visually clean and fresh over time. It’s a practical choice with a little personality—confident without being loud.
Made in the USA matters here. Domestic production allows for tighter quality control, more consistent construction, and accountability throughout the manufacturing process. This isn’t fast fashion underwear designed to be replaced after a few washes. It’s built to be worn, washed, and relied on.
This product is ideal for:
- Long workdays in warm or humid conditions
- Outdoor activity and travel
- Men who sweat and want less friction and distraction
- Anyone who has been disappointed by “performance” underwear that didn’t perform
It may not be for:
- Men who prefer heavy cotton fabrics
- Anyone looking for novelty underwear with no functional benefit
If heat and sweat affect your comfort, focus, or confidence during the day, this product was designed with you in mind.
**Does this underwear help with sweat?**
Yes. The fabric is designed to manage moisture rather than trap it like traditional cotton.
**How does it fit compared to regular underwear?**
The fit is supportive without being restrictive and designed to reduce friction during movement.
**Is this good for workdays or just casual wear?**
It’s built for long workdays, travel, and active use—not just lounging.
**Why is Made in the USA important?**
Domestic manufacturing allows for better quality control and more consistent construction.
**How should I wash it?**
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low for best longevity.
**Want To Know More About SwampButt Underwear?**
Subscribe to our newsletter by clicking on this link:
**Brands:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product categories:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product tags:** Christmas, Men's Underwear, SwampButt Made in the USA White Underwear, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Sweaty
---
### [SwampButt Orange Made in the USA Brand Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-orange-made-in-the-usa-brand-underwear/)
**Published:** June 17, 2025
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Orange Made in the USA Underwear.The material in SwampButt Underwear is made to draw sweat away from the skin.
This is known as wicking. In addition to wicking, our underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which allows sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear. Max-Dri is a moisture management technology which allows a fabric to dry quickly. In doing so, it keeps one’s skin dry to increase endurance in active environments. So buy SwampButt Black Underwear Made In The USA today. Along with Max-Dri technology, this material is incorporated with an anti-microbial treatment preventing odor and growth of bacteria, fungi and mold for a healthier and more comfortable experience.
These garments are manufactured to our specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
**Content:**
Heat is a fact of life. Sweat is unavoidable. Discomfort doesn’t have to be.
SwampButt Made in the USA Orange Underwear was created for men who deal with real-world conditions—long workdays, high humidity, physical movement, and environments where standard underwear simply doesn’t hold up. If you’ve ever felt damp, chafed, or distracted by discomfort halfway through the day, you already know the problem this product is built to solve.
Most underwear fails because it traps moisture. Traditional cotton absorbs sweat, stays wet, and creates friction exactly where you don’t want it. By mid-morning, comfort is gone—and by the end of the day, you’re just managing it.
SwampButt underwear is engineered differently. The fabric is selected to move moisture away from the body rather than hold it. The fit is designed to reduce friction during movement instead of bunching or riding up. The result is underwear that feels drier, stays more stable, and performs consistently throughout the day—even in heat and humidity.
The yellow color isn’t an afterthought. Lighter shades can feel cooler in hot environments and are easier to keep visually clean and fresh over time. It’s a practical choice with a little personality—confident without being loud.
Made in the USA matters here. Domestic production allows for tighter quality control, more consistent construction, and accountability throughout the manufacturing process. This isn’t fast fashion underwear designed to be replaced after a few washes. It’s built to be worn, washed, and relied on.
This product is ideal for:
- Long workdays in warm or humid conditions
- Outdoor activity and travel
- Men who sweat and want less friction and distraction
- Anyone who has been disappointed by “performance” underwear that didn’t perform
It may not be for:
- Men who prefer heavy cotton fabrics
- Anyone looking for novelty underwear with no functional benefit
If heat and sweat affect your comfort, focus, or confidence during the day, this product was designed with you in mind.
**Does this underwear help with sweat?**
Yes. The fabric is designed to manage moisture rather than trap it like traditional cotton.
**How does it fit compared to regular underwear?**
The fit is supportive without being restrictive and designed to reduce friction during movement.
**Is this good for workdays or just casual wear?**
It’s built for long workdays, travel, and active use—not just lounging.
**Why is Made in the USA important?**
Domestic manufacturing allows for better quality control and more consistent construction.
**How should I wash it?**
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low for best longevity.
**Want To Know More About SwampButt Underwear?**
Subscribe to our newsletter by clicking on this link:
**Brands:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product categories:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product tags:** Christmas, fall, Men's Underwear, Orange, SwampButt Made in the USA Black Underwear, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Sweaty
---
### [SwampButt Blue Made in the USA Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-blue-made-in-the-usa-underwear/)
**Published:** June 17, 2025
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Blue Made in the USA Underwear. SwampButt Made In The USA Blue Underwear.
SwampButt Underwear is a company that makes and sells a product that helps solve a real problem, and that challenge is excessive sweating from the waist down. Men’s Performance Made In The USA SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
Form fitting with natural coverage
Wicks away moisture for improved wearability
Quick drying
Extends to mid-thigh
Great strength and resilience
Signature logo on waistband
Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Content:**
Heat is a fact of life. Sweat is unavoidable. Discomfort doesn’t have to be.
SwampButt Made in the USA Blue Underwear was created for men who deal with real-world conditions—long workdays, high humidity, physical movement, and environments where standard underwear simply doesn’t hold up. If you’ve ever felt damp, chafed, or distracted by discomfort halfway through the day, you already know the problem this product is built to solve.
Most underwear fails because it traps moisture. Traditional cotton absorbs sweat, stays wet, and creates friction exactly where you don’t want it. By mid-morning, comfort is gone—and by the end of the day, you’re just managing it.
SwampButt underwear is engineered differently. The fabric is selected to move moisture away from the body rather than hold it. The fit is designed to reduce friction during movement instead of bunching or riding up. The result is underwear that feels drier, stays more stable, and performs consistently throughout the day—even in heat and humidity.
The yellow color isn’t an afterthought. Lighter shades can feel cooler in hot environments and are easier to keep visually clean and fresh over time. It’s a practical choice with a little personality—confident without being loud.
Made in the USA matters here. Domestic production allows for tighter quality control, more consistent construction, and accountability throughout the manufacturing process. This isn’t fast fashion underwear designed to be replaced after a few washes. It’s built to be worn, washed, and relied on.
This product is ideal for:
- Long workdays in warm or humid conditions
- Outdoor activity and travel
- Men who sweat and want less friction and distraction
- Anyone who has been disappointed by “performance” underwear that didn’t perform
It may not be for:
- Men who prefer heavy cotton fabrics
- Anyone looking for novelty underwear with no functional benefit
If heat and sweat affect your comfort, focus, or confidence during the day, this product was designed with you in mind.
**Does this underwear help with sweat?**
Yes. The fabric is designed to manage moisture rather than trap it like traditional cotton.
**How does it fit compared to regular underwear?**
The fit is supportive without being restrictive and designed to reduce friction during movement.
**Is this good for workdays or just casual wear?**
It’s built for long workdays, travel, and active use—not just lounging.
**Why is Made in the USA important?**
Domestic manufacturing allows for better quality control and more consistent construction.
**How should I wash it?**
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low for best longevity.
**Want To Know More About SwampButt Underwear?**
Subscribe to our newsletter by clicking on this link:
**Brands:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product categories:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product tags:** Men's Underwear, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Sweaty
---
### [SwampButt Underwear Made In The USA](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-made-in-the-usa/)
**Published:** June 17, 2025
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Underwear is a company that makes and sells a product that helps solve a real problem, and that challenge is excessive sweating from the waist down. Men’s Performance Made In The USA SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
- Form fitting with natural coverage
- Wicks away moisture for improved wearability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
- Great strength and resilience
- Signature logo on waistband
- Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Content:**
The yellow color isn’t an afterthought. Lighter shades can feel cooler in hot environments and are easier to keep visually clean and fresh over time. It’s a practical choice with a little personality—confident without being loud.
Heat is a fact of life. Sweat is unavoidable. Discomfort doesn’t have to be.
SwampButt Made in the USA Yellow Underwear was created for men who deal with real-world conditions—long workdays, high humidity, physical movement, and environments where standard underwear simply doesn’t hold up. If you’ve ever felt damp, chafed, or distracted by discomfort halfway through the day, you already know the problem this product is built to solve.
Most underwear fails because it traps moisture. Traditional cotton absorbs sweat, stays wet, and creates friction exactly where you don’t want it. By mid-morning, comfort is gone—and by the end of the day, you’re just managing it.
SwampButt underwear is engineered differently. The fabric is selected to move moisture away from the body rather than hold it. The fit is designed to reduce friction during movement instead of bunching or riding up. The result is underwear that feels drier, stays more stable, and performs consistently throughout the day—even in heat and humidity.
The yellow color isn’t an afterthought. Lighter shades can feel cooler in hot environments and are easier to keep visually clean and fresh over time. It’s a practical choice with a little personality—confident without being loud.
Made in the USA matters here. Domestic production allows for tighter quality control, more consistent construction, and accountability throughout the manufacturing process. This isn’t fast fashion underwear designed to be replaced after a few washes. It’s built to be worn, washed, and relied on.
This product is ideal for:
- Long workdays in warm or humid conditions
- Outdoor activity and travel
- Men who sweat and want less friction and distraction
- Anyone who has been disappointed by “performance” underwear that didn’t perform
It may not be for:
- Men who prefer heavy cotton fabrics
- Anyone looking for novelty underwear with no functional benefit
If heat and sweat affect your comfort, focus, or confidence during the day, this product was designed with you in mind.
**Does this underwear help with sweat?**
Yes. The fabric is designed to manage moisture rather than trap it like traditional cotton.
**How does it fit compared to regular underwear?**
The fit is supportive without being restrictive and designed to reduce friction during movement.
**Is this good for workdays or just casual wear?**
It’s built for long workdays, travel, and active use—not just lounging.
**Why is Made in the USA important?**
Domestic manufacturing allows for better quality control and more consistent construction.
**How should I wash it?**
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low for best longevity.
**Want To Know More About SwampButt Underwear?**
Subscribe to our newsletter by clicking on this link:
**Brands:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product categories:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product tags:** Christmas, Men's Underwear, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Sweaty
---
### [SwampButt Black Underwear Made In The USA](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-black-underwear-made-in-the-usa/)
**Published:** June 17, 2025
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Black Made in the USA Underwear.
SwampButt Underwear is a company that makes and sells a product that helps solve a real problem, and that challenge is excessive sweating from the waist down. Men’s Performance Made In The USA SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
Form fitting with natural coverage
Wicks away moisture for improved wearability
Quick drying
Extends to mid-thigh
Great strength and resilience
Signature logo on waistband
Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Content:**
Heat is a fact of life. Sweat is unavoidable. Discomfort doesn’t have to be.
SwampButt Made in the USA Black Underwear was created for men who deal with real-world conditions—long workdays, high humidity, physical movement, and environments where standard underwear simply doesn’t hold up. If you’ve ever felt damp, chafed, or distracted by discomfort halfway through the day, you already know the problem this product is built to solve.
Most underwear fails because it traps moisture. Traditional cotton absorbs sweat, stays wet, and creates friction exactly where you don’t want it. By mid-morning, comfort is gone—and by the end of the day, you’re just managing it.
SwampButt underwear is engineered differently. The fabric is selected to move moisture away from the body rather than hold it. The fit is designed to reduce friction during movement instead of bunching or riding up. The result is underwear that feels drier, stays more stable, and performs consistently throughout the day—even in heat and humidity.
The yellow color isn’t an afterthought. Lighter shades can feel cooler in hot environments and are easier to keep visually clean and fresh over time. It’s a practical choice with a little personality—confident without being loud.
Made in the USA matters here. Domestic production allows for tighter quality control, more consistent construction, and accountability throughout the manufacturing process. This isn’t fast fashion underwear designed to be replaced after a few washes. It’s built to be worn, washed, and relied on.
This product is ideal for:
- Long workdays in warm or humid conditions
- Outdoor activity and travel
- Men who sweat and want less friction and distraction
- Anyone who has been disappointed by “performance” underwear that didn’t perform
It may not be for:
- Men who prefer heavy cotton fabrics
- Anyone looking for novelty underwear with no functional benefit
If heat and sweat affect your comfort, focus, or confidence during the day, this product was designed with you in mind.
**Does this underwear help with sweat?**
Yes. The fabric is designed to manage moisture rather than trap it like traditional cotton.
**How does it fit compared to regular underwear?**
The fit is supportive without being restrictive and designed to reduce friction during movement.
**Is this good for workdays or just casual wear?**
It’s built for long workdays, travel, and active use—not just lounging.
**Why is Made in the USA important?**
Domestic manufacturing allows for better quality control and more consistent construction.
**How should I wash it?**
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low for best longevity.
**Want To Know More About SwampButt Underwear?**
Subscribe to our newsletter by clicking on this link:
**Brands:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product categories:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product tags:** Black, Christmas, fall, Men's Underwear, SwampButt Made in the USA Black Underwear, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Sweaty
---
### [SwampButt Grey Underwear Made in the USA](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-grey-underwear-made-in-the-usa/)
**Published:** June 17, 2025
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Grey Underwear Made in the USA.
SwampButt Underwear is a company that makes and sells a product that helps solve a real problem, and that challenge is excessive sweating from the waist down. Men’s Performance Made In The USA SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
Form fitting with natural coverage
Wicks away moisture for improved wearability
Quick drying
Extends to mid-thigh
Great strength and resilience
Signature logo on waistband
Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
**Content:**
Heat is a fact of life. Sweat is unavoidable. Discomfort doesn’t have to be.
SwampButt Made in the USA Grey Underwear was created for men who deal with real-world conditions—long workdays, high humidity, physical movement, and environments where standard underwear simply doesn’t hold up. If you’ve ever felt damp, chafed, or distracted by discomfort halfway through the day, you already know the problem this product is built to solve.
Most underwear fails because it traps moisture. Traditional cotton absorbs sweat, stays wet, and creates friction exactly where you don’t want it. By mid-morning, comfort is gone—and by the end of the day, you’re just managing it.
SwampButt underwear is engineered differently. The fabric is selected to move moisture away from the body rather than hold it. The fit is designed to reduce friction during movement instead of bunching or riding up. The result is underwear that feels drier, stays more stable, and performs consistently throughout the day—even in heat and humidity.
The yellow color isn’t an afterthought. Lighter shades can feel cooler in hot environments and are easier to keep visually clean and fresh over time. It’s a practical choice with a little personality—confident without being loud.
Made in the USA matters here. Domestic production allows for tighter quality control, more consistent construction, and accountability throughout the manufacturing process. This isn’t fast fashion underwear designed to be replaced after a few washes. It’s built to be worn, washed, and relied on.
This product is ideal for:
- Long workdays in warm or humid conditions
- Outdoor activity and travel
- Men who sweat and want less friction and distraction
- Anyone who has been disappointed by “performance” underwear that didn’t perform
It may not be for:
- Men who prefer heavy cotton fabrics
- Anyone looking for novelty underwear with no functional benefit
If heat and sweat affect your comfort, focus, or confidence during the day, this product was designed with you in mind.
**Does this underwear help with sweat?**
Yes. The fabric is designed to manage moisture rather than trap it like traditional cotton.
**How does it fit compared to regular underwear?**
The fit is supportive without being restrictive and designed to reduce friction during movement.
**Is this good for workdays or just casual wear?**
It’s built for long workdays, travel, and active use—not just lounging.
**Why is Made in the USA important?**
Domestic manufacturing allows for better quality control and more consistent construction.
**How should I wash it?**
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low for best longevity.
**Want To Know More About SwampButt Underwear?**
Subscribe to our newsletter by clicking on this link:
Heat is a fact of life. Sweat is unavoidable. Discomfort doesn’t have to be.
**Brands:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product categories:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product tags:** Christmas, SwampButt Underwear
---
### [SwampButt Made In The USA Yellow Underwear.](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-made-in-the-usa-yellow-underwear/)
**Published:** June 17, 2025
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Excerpt:** Built for men who live and work in heat, humidity, and long days. SwampButt Made in the USA Yellow Underwear is designed to manage sweat, reduce friction, and stay comfortable when ordinary cotton gives up. Made domestically with performance in mind—not just color on a shelf.
**Content:**
Heat is a fact of life. Sweat is unavoidable. Discomfort doesn’t have to be.
SwampButt Made in the USA Yellow Underwear was created for men who deal with real-world conditions—long workdays, high humidity, physical movement, and environments where standard underwear simply doesn’t hold up. If you’ve ever felt damp, chafed, or distracted by discomfort halfway through the day, you already know the problem this product is built to solve.
Most underwear fails because it traps moisture. Traditional cotton absorbs sweat, stays wet, and creates friction exactly where you don’t want it. By mid-morning, comfort is gone—and by the end of the day, you’re just managing it.
SwampButt underwear is engineered differently. The fabric is selected to move moisture away from the body rather than hold it. The fit is designed to reduce friction during movement instead of bunching or riding up. The result is underwear that feels drier, stays more stable, and performs consistently throughout the day—even in heat and humidity.
The yellow color isn’t an afterthought. Lighter shades can feel cooler in hot environments and are easier to keep visually clean and fresh over time. It’s a practical choice with a little personality—confident without being loud.
Made in the USA matters here. Domestic production allows for tighter quality control, more consistent construction, and accountability throughout the manufacturing process. This isn’t fast fashion underwear designed to be replaced after a few washes. It’s built to be worn, washed, and relied on.
This product is ideal for:
- Long workdays in warm or humid conditions
- Outdoor activity and travel
- Men who sweat and want less friction and distraction
- Anyone who has been disappointed by “performance” underwear that didn’t perform
It may not be for:
- Men who prefer heavy cotton fabrics
- Anyone looking for novelty underwear with no functional benefit
If heat and sweat affect your comfort, focus, or confidence during the day, this product was designed with you in mind.
**Does this underwear help with sweat?**
Yes. The fabric is designed to manage moisture rather than trap it like traditional cotton.
**How does it fit compared to regular underwear?**
The fit is supportive without being restrictive and designed to reduce friction during movement.
**Is this good for workdays or just casual wear?**
It’s built for long workdays, travel, and active use—not just lounging.
**Why is Made in the USA important?**
Domestic manufacturing allows for better quality control and more consistent construction.
**How should I wash it?**
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low for best longevity.
**Want To Know More About SwampButt Underwear?**
Subscribe to our newsletter by clicking on this link:
**Brands:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product categories:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product tags:** Christmas, Men's Underwear, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Sweaty
---
### [SwampButt Green Underwear Made in the USA](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-green-underwear-made-in-the-usa/)
**Published:** June 17, 2025
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Green Made in the USA Underwear.
The material in SwampButt Underwear is made to draw sweat away from the skin.
This is known as wicking. In addition to wicking, our underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which allows sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear. Max-Dri is a moisture management technology which allows a fabric to dry quickly. In doing so, it keeps one’s skin dry to increase endurance in active environments. So buy SwampButt Black Underwear Made In The USA today.
Along with Max-Dri technology, this material is incorporated with an anti-microbial treatment preventing odor and growth of bacteria, fungi and mold for a healthier and more comfortable experience.
These garments are manufactured to our specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
**Content:**
Most underwear fails because it traps moisture. Traditional cotton absorbs sweat, stays wet, and creates friction exactly where you don’t want it. By mid-morning, comfort is gone—and by the end of the day, you’re just managing it.
Heat is a fact of life. Sweat is unavoidable. Discomfort doesn’t have to be.
SwampButt Made in the USA Green Underwear was created for men who deal with real-world conditions—long workdays, high humidity, physical movement, and environments where standard underwear simply doesn’t hold up. If you’ve ever felt damp, chafed, or distracted by discomfort halfway through the day, you already know the problem this product is built to solve.
Most underwear fails because it traps moisture. Traditional cotton absorbs sweat, stays wet, and creates friction exactly where you don’t want it. By mid-morning, comfort is gone—and by the end of the day, you’re just managing it.
SwampButt underwear is engineered differently. The fabric is selected to move moisture away from the body rather than hold it. The fit is designed to reduce friction during movement instead of bunching or riding up. The result is underwear that feels drier, stays more stable, and performs consistently throughout the day—even in heat and humidity.
The yellow color isn’t an afterthought. Lighter shades can feel cooler in hot environments and are easier to keep visually clean and fresh over time. It’s a practical choice with a little personality—confident without being loud.
Made in the USA matters here. Domestic production allows for tighter quality control, more consistent construction, and accountability throughout the manufacturing process. This isn’t fast fashion underwear designed to be replaced after a few washes. It’s built to be worn, washed, and relied on.
This product is ideal for:
- Long workdays in warm or humid conditions
- Outdoor activity and travel
- Men who sweat and want less friction and distraction
- Anyone who has been disappointed by “performance” underwear that didn’t perform
It may not be for:
- Men who prefer heavy cotton fabrics
- Anyone looking for novelty underwear with no functional benefit
If heat and sweat affect your comfort, focus, or confidence during the day, this product was designed with you in mind.
**Does this underwear help with sweat?**
Yes. The fabric is designed to manage moisture rather than trap it like traditional cotton.
**How does it fit compared to regular underwear?**
The fit is supportive without being restrictive and designed to reduce friction during movement.
**Is this good for workdays or just casual wear?**
It’s built for long workdays, travel, and active use—not just lounging.
**Why is Made in the USA important?**
Domestic manufacturing allows for better quality control and more consistent construction.
**How should I wash it?**
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low for best longevity.
**Want To Know More About SwampButt Underwear?**
Subscribe to our newsletter by clicking on this link:
**Brands:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product categories:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product tags:** Christmas, green, green new deal, Men's Underwear, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Sweaty
---
### [SwampButt Maroon Underwear Made in the USA](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-maroon-underwear-made-in-the-usa/)
**Published:** June 17, 2025
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Excerpt:** SwampButt Maroon Underwear Made in the USA.
Description
SwampButt Made In The USA Yellow Underwear. SwampButt Underwear Made In The USA is made to draw sweat away from the skin.
This is known as wicking. In addition to wicking, our underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which allows sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear. Max-Dri is a moisture management technology which allows a fabric to dry quickly. In doing so, it keeps one’s skin dry to increase endurance in active environments.
Along with Max-Dri technology, this material is incorporated with an anti-microbial treatment preventing odor and growth of bacteria, fungi and mold for a healthier and more comfortable experience.
These garments, like SwampButt Made In The USA Yellow Underwear, are manufactured to our specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
**Content:**
Heat is a fact of life. Sweat is unavoidable. Discomfort doesn’t have to be.
SwampButt Made in the USA Maroon Underwear was created for men who deal with real-world conditions—long workdays, high humidity, physical movement, and environments where standard underwear simply doesn’t hold up. If you’ve ever felt damp, chafed, or distracted by discomfort halfway through the day, you already know the problem this product is built to solve.
Most underwear fails because it traps moisture. Traditional cotton absorbs sweat, stays wet, and creates friction exactly where you don’t want it. By mid-morning, comfort is gone—and by the end of the day, you’re just managing it.
SwampButt underwear is engineered differently. The fabric is selected to move moisture away from the body rather than hold it. The fit is designed to reduce friction during movement instead of bunching or riding up. The result is underwear that feels drier, stays more stable, and performs consistently throughout the day—even in heat and humidity.
The yellow color isn’t an afterthought. Lighter shades can feel cooler in hot environments and are easier to keep visually clean and fresh over time. It’s a practical choice with a little personality—confident without being loud.
Made in the USA matters here. Domestic production allows for tighter quality control, more consistent construction, and accountability throughout the manufacturing process. This isn’t fast fashion underwear designed to be replaced after a few washes. It’s built to be worn, washed, and relied on.
This product is ideal for:
- Long workdays in warm or humid conditions
- Outdoor activity and travel
- Men who sweat and want less friction and distraction
- Anyone who has been disappointed by “performance” underwear that didn’t perform
It may not be for:
- Men who prefer heavy cotton fabrics
- Anyone looking for novelty underwear with no functional benefit
If heat and sweat affect your comfort, focus, or confidence during the day, this product was designed with you in mind.
**Does this underwear help with sweat?**
Yes. The fabric is designed to manage moisture rather than trap it like traditional cotton.
**How does it fit compared to regular underwear?**
The fit is supportive without being restrictive and designed to reduce friction during movement.
**Is this good for workdays or just casual wear?**
It’s built for long workdays, travel, and active use—not just lounging.
**Why is Made in the USA important?**
Domestic manufacturing allows for better quality control and more consistent construction.
**How should I wash it?**
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low for best longevity.
**Want To Know More About SwampButt Underwear?**
Subscribe to our newsletter by clicking on this link:
**Brands:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product categories:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product tags:** Christmas, Men's Underwear, SwampButt Made in the USA Black Underwear, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Sweaty
---
### [SwampButt Underwear Gift Card](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-gift-card/)
**Published:** June 17, 2025
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Excerpt:** [caption id="attachment_284" align="alignleft" width="223"]
The SwampButt Underwear gift card is just as good as a real gift. We promise.[/caption]
SwampButt Gift Card
A gift card from SwampButt Underwear let's those who receive them the chance to buy the color and size SwampButt Underwear they want without any guesswork, interference or nosy questions. So mind your own business and send a SwampButt Gift Card.
**Content:**
SwampButt underwear is engineered differently. The fabric is selected to move moisture away from the body rather than hold it. The fit is designed to reduce friction during movement instead of bunching or riding up. The result is underwear that feels drier, stays more stable, and performs consistently throughout the day—even in heat and humidity.
**Brands:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product categories:** Gift Cards, SwampButt Underwear, This Christmas Give Someone SwampButt (Underwear)
**Product tags:** Christmas, Gift Card, Men's Underwear, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Sweaty
---
### [SwampButt Underwear New Green Deal](https://swampbutt.com/product/swampbutt-underwear-new-green-deal/)
**Published:** June 17, 2025
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Excerpt:** SwampButt New Green Deal Made in the USA Underwear
**Content:**
Heat is a fact of life. Sweat is unavoidable. Discomfort doesn’t have to be.
SwampButt Made in the USA Green Underwear was created for men who deal with real-world conditions—long workdays, high humidity, physical movement, and environments where standard underwear simply doesn’t hold up. If you’ve ever felt damp, chafed, or distracted by discomfort halfway through the day, you already know the problem this product is built to solve.
Most underwear fails because it traps moisture. Traditional cotton absorbs sweat, stays wet, and creates friction exactly where you don’t want it. By mid-morning, comfort is gone—and by the end of the day, you’re just managing it.
SwampButt underwear is engineered differently. The fabric is selected to move moisture away from the body rather than hold it. The fit is designed to reduce friction during movement instead of bunching or riding up. The result is underwear that feels drier, stays more stable, and performs consistently throughout the day—even in heat and humidity.
The yellow color isn’t an afterthought. Lighter shades can feel cooler in hot environments and are easier to keep visually clean and fresh over time. It’s a practical choice with a little personality—confident without being loud.
Made in the USA matters here. Domestic production allows for tighter quality control, more consistent construction, and accountability throughout the manufacturing process. This isn’t fast fashion underwear designed to be replaced after a few washes. It’s built to be worn, washed, and relied on.
This product is ideal for:
- Long workdays in warm or humid conditions
- Outdoor activity and travel
- Men who sweat and want less friction and distraction
- Anyone who has been disappointed by “performance” underwear that didn’t perform
It may not be for:
- Men who prefer heavy cotton fabrics
- Anyone looking for novelty underwear with no functional benefit
If heat and sweat affect your comfort, focus, or confidence during the day, this product was designed with you in mind.
**Does this underwear help with sweat?**
Yes. The fabric is designed to manage moisture rather than trap it like traditional cotton.
**How does it fit compared to regular underwear?**
The fit is supportive without being restrictive and designed to reduce friction during movement.
**Is this good for workdays or just casual wear?**
It’s built for long workdays, travel, and active use—not just lounging.
**Why is Made in the USA important?**
Domestic manufacturing allows for better quality control and more consistent construction.
**How should I wash it?**
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low for best longevity.
**Want To Know More About SwampButt Underwear?**
Subscribe to our newsletter by clicking on this link:
**Brands:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product categories:** SwampButt Underwear
**Product tags:** green, green new deal, lime green, Men's Underwear, SwampButt Underwear, Sweat, Sweaty
---
## Template Builder
### [Press Coverage About SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/tpg-template/press-coverage-about-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Published:** August 13, 2022
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
**Content:**
---
## Woocommerce Product Ultimate
### [HomePage Product Slider](https://swampbutt.com/wcpcsu-custom-post/homepage-product-slider/)
**Published:** January 7, 2026
**Author:** 24X7 wpsupport
---
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---
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### [hassle](https://swampbutt.com/tag/hassle/)
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### [Cyber Monday](https://swampbutt.com/tag/cyber-monday/)
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### [Shopping](https://swampbutt.com/tag/shopping/)
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### [Christmas tree lights](https://swampbutt.com/tag/christmas-tree-lights/)
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### [electricity](https://swampbutt.com/tag/electricity/)
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### [electric](https://swampbutt.com/tag/electric/)
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### [light](https://swampbutt.com/tag/light/)
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### [Mail](https://swampbutt.com/tag/mail/)
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### [USPS](https://swampbutt.com/tag/usps/)
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### [Giftcard](https://swampbutt.com/tag/giftcard/)
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### [swamp ass](https://swampbutt.com/tag/swamp-ass/)
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### [new year](https://swampbutt.com/tag/new-year/)
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### [Benefits](https://swampbutt.com/tag/benefits/)
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### [2025](https://swampbutt.com/tag/2025/)
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### [SwampButt Underweara](https://swampbutt.com/tag/swampbutt-underweara/)
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### [Spring Break](https://swampbutt.com/tag/spring-break/)
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### [Alamodome](https://swampbutt.com/tag/alamodome/)
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### [Final Four](https://swampbutt.com/tag/final-four/)
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### [Men's Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/tag/mens-underwear/)
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### [College Basketball](https://swampbutt.com/tag/college-basketball/)
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### [NCAA](https://swampbutt.com/tag/ncaa/)
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### [seated](https://swampbutt.com/tag/seated/)
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### [night sweat](https://swampbutt.com/tag/night-sweat/)
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### [night sweats](https://swampbutt.com/tag/night-sweats/)
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### [India](https://swampbutt.com/tag/india/)
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### [Beach](https://swampbutt.com/tag/beach/)
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### [Beaches](https://swampbutt.com/tag/beaches/)
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### [Shells](https://swampbutt.com/tag/shells/)
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### [botox](https://swampbutt.com/tag/botox/)
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### [underwear](https://swampbutt.com/tag/underwear/)
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### [meals](https://swampbutt.com/tag/meals/)
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### [hiperhhidrosis](https://swampbutt.com/tag/hiperhhidrosis/)
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### [theater](https://swampbutt.com/tag/theater/)
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### [Does SwampButt Underwear Have a President's Day Sale?](https://swampbutt.com/tag/does-swampbutt-underwear-have-a-presidents-day-sale/)
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### [July 4](https://swampbutt.com/tag/july-4/)
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### [Independence Day](https://swampbutt.com/tag/independence-day/)
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### [July 4th](https://swampbutt.com/tag/july-4th/)
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### [stage](https://swampbutt.com/tag/stage/)
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### [lights](https://swampbutt.com/tag/lights/)
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### [TSA](https://swampbutt.com/tag/tsa/)
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### [Royal Baby](https://swampbutt.com/tag/royal-baby/)
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### [Kate Middleton](https://swampbutt.com/tag/kate-middleton/)
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### [Prince Harry](https://swampbutt.com/tag/prince-harry/)
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### [airline](https://swampbutt.com/tag/airline/)
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### [passengers](https://swampbutt.com/tag/passengers/)
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### [behavior](https://swampbutt.com/tag/behavior/)
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### [heat stress](https://swampbutt.com/tag/heat-stress/)
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### [heat exhaustion](https://swampbutt.com/tag/heat-exhaustion/)
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### [heat illness](https://swampbutt.com/tag/heat-illness/)
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### [corn sweat](https://swampbutt.com/tag/corn-sweat/)
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### [Never forget again. Because August 5 Was National Underwear Day.](https://swampbutt.com/tag/never-forget-again-because-august-5-was-national-underwear-day/)
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### [salt](https://swampbutt.com/tag/salt/)
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### [salty](https://swampbutt.com/tag/salty/)
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### [school](https://swampbutt.com/tag/school/)
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### [August](https://swampbutt.com/tag/august/)
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### [marching band](https://swampbutt.com/tag/marching-band/)
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### [football practice](https://swampbutt.com/tag/football-practice/)
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### [BOGO](https://swampbutt.com/tag/bogo/)
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### [Buy One Get One Free](https://swampbutt.com/tag/buy-one-get-one-free/)
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### [hydration](https://swampbutt.com/tag/hydration/)
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### [Press Backgrounder](https://swampbutt.com/tag/press-backgrounder/)
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### [scale of sultry](https://swampbutt.com/tag/scale-of-sultry/)
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### [Sultry](https://swampbutt.com/tag/sultry/)
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### [men](https://swampbutt.com/tag/men/)
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### [Festivus](https://swampbutt.com/tag/festivus/)
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### [Rufus](https://swampbutt.com/tag/rufus/)
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### [Gifts](https://swampbutt.com/tag/gifts/)
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### [Winter Storm](https://swampbutt.com/tag/winter-storm/)
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### [Fern](https://swampbutt.com/tag/fern/)
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### [weather](https://swampbutt.com/tag/weather/)
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### [Prom Night 2026](https://swampbutt.com/tag/prom-night-2026/)
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### [Prom](https://swampbutt.com/tag/prom/)
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### [wedding](https://swampbutt.com/tag/wedding/)
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### [destination](https://swampbutt.com/tag/destination/)
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### [gear](https://swampbutt.com/tag/gear/)
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### [Gear Junkie](https://swampbutt.com/tag/gear-junkie/)
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### [Outdoors](https://swampbutt.com/tag/outdoors/)
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### [chub rub](https://swampbutt.com/tag/chub-rub/)
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### [chafing](https://swampbutt.com/tag/chafing/)
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### [golfpass](https://swampbutt.com/tag/golfpass/)
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## Brands
### [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/brand/swampbutt-underwear/)
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## Product categories
### [Gift Cards](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/swampbutt-underwear/gift-cards/)
**Description:** SwampButt Underwear Gift cards from SwampButt Underwear.
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### [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/swampbutt-underwear/)
**Description:** SwampButt Underwear SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA from a blend of lycra/spandex to wick and evaporate unsightly butt sweat plus chelated silver to fight odor.
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### [This Christmas Give Someone SwampButt (Underwear)](https://swampbutt.com/product-category/swampbutt-underwear/this-christmas-give-someone-swampbutt-underwear/)
**Description:** This Christmas Give Someone SwampButt (Underwear)
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## Product tags
### [SwampButt Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/swampbutt-underwear/)
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### [Men's Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/mens-underwear/)
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### [Sweat](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/sweat/)
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### [Sweaty](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/sweaty/)
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### [Gift Card](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/gift-card/)
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### [green](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/green/)
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### [green new deal](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/green-new-deal/)
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### [lime green](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/lime-green/)
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### [SwampButt Made in the USA Black Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/swampbutt-made-in-the-usa-black-underwear/)
**Description:** SwampButt Made in the USA Black Underwear
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### [fall](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/fall/)
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### [Orange](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/swampbutt-underwear-orange/)
**Description:** Orange SwampButt Underwear
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### [SwampButt Made in the USA White Underwear](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/swampbutt-made-in-the-usa-white-underwear/)
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### [Black](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/black/)
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### [swamp ass](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/swamp-ass/)
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### [swamp butt](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/swamp-butt/)
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### [Arkansas](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/arkansas/)
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### [Razorebacks](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/razorebacks/)
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### [Christmas](https://swampbutt.com/product-tag/christmas/)
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