Wear SwampButt Underwear Or No One Will Want To Ride In Your Golf Cart

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PGA Swamp Ass
No golf cart on tour but there is plenty of butt sweat. It was at this event in 2010 where Robert Garrigus is believed to have gotten the worst case of swamp butt ever recorded. But Kyle Reifers gave Garrigus a run for his money recently at the Byron Nelson. Photo courtesy of ‘Golf Digest.’

Riding alone in the golf cart this round; could be your butt sweat?

It could be your Take a look at this dude. He has serious, golf related swamp butt. No one will ride in the cart with him because, well, you know. It’s a shame because it does not have to be like this. The wrong underwear will ruin your round. Who wants to drag around sweat soaked pants that add a couple of pounds and make you feel like you have a diaper on? No normal person, that’s who.

But besides being icky feeling, swamp butt can lead to real problems. We wrote about jock itch before, but here is another malady. If sweat occurs in your butt crack and you sit in that sweat for too long, bacteria and germs will accumulate.
That can lead to maceration—a breakdown of the skin that can lead to chronic itching and secondary infection, according to a leading scientician who refused to leave his name.

 

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PGA tour golfer Kyle Reifers has the worst swamp butt on the tour. Photos and tweets about his sweat soaked backside are legendary. The condition does not seem to bother him or affect his scores.  It just sucks when that backside borne tidal wave is happening in front of thousands of gallery members at Colonial and another couple hundred thousand watching on TV. We feel your pain Kyle. Stay strong and Wear SwampButt Underwear.

SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who sweats a lot south of the belt line, or who wants to be comfortable, or both. Made with polyester and spandex, this high-performance underwear draws sweat away from the skin for fast evaporation. It is not a cure, but it will go a long way toward alleviating some of the worst cases, like this one.

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