Men’s Performance SwampButt Underwear Solves Real Problem
Mens Performance SwampButt Underwear Solves Real Problem. Our SwampButt Underwear* is made from a blend of spandex and lycra. Spandex provides significant strength and elasticity and the ability to return to the original shape after stretching. And like polyester it wicks moisture and dries quickly. Better still are the variety of colors our SwampButt Performance Underwear comes in. These include: white, blue, black, brown, and maroon. Cool, huh!
Men’s Performance SwampButt Underwear was invented from a real need and problem. The inventor and owner had and has massive Swamp Butt. He tested dozens of types of underwear but was not satisfied with what was available, so he invented his own. The invention does not cure anything and does not promise to. However, it does wick moisture away from the wearer so that it evaporates more quickly than would otherwise be possible. Which is why the people at SwampButt Underwear say that their product addresses and helps solve a problem.
Anyone who spends time outside and has the swamp butt can benefit. Here are a few examples: joggers, bike riders, golfers, tennis players, hunters, hikers, snow skiers, people who fish, mow their own lawns, mow someone else’s lawn, birders, fire fighters, police, marathon runners, triathletes, flaming sword jugglers, dog walkers, out door market explorers, members of marching bands and the list goes on and on.
Our promise is that you will be 100% satisfied with your purchase or we will refund your money. We will want to know why you want the money back and ask that any unworn/unopened underwear be returned. But we strictly do not want any previously worn underwear returned, even if your mom washed them.