Relief! SwampButt Underwear Fall 2022 Sale A Black and Orange Pair for One Low Price.
Two Pairs of SwampButt Made in the USA Brand Underwear this fall for $39.99 instead of the regular $49.98.
Nothing says it’s fall like some retailer declaring it so. Do cooler temperatures signal fall? Leaves turning color? Fall harvest? Nope. Just like Christmas trees in September, fall comes early. Don’t believe it? The Miami Herald says it’s fall, so it must be. There are few places hotter and sweatier than Miami:
“Pumpkin spice lattes return to Starbucks just in time for fall.”
The calendar and thermometer say ‘not fall.’ But retailers and online merchants disagree and have declared that fall is in full season. Sweaters on store mannequins is nothing. Pumpkin spice latte’s, tea (hot and iced) pastry, and even ice cream are visible and for sale.
Tailgate menus that include sunscreen and public service messages about how to avoid dehydration and sunstroke juxtaposed against jack-o-lanterns serve notice that reality is no longer a concept with which to deal or even acknowledge.
No one at SwampButt Underwear is prepared to argue about this but they are prepared to (in the name of making a buck) jump on the ‘it’s fall because we say so’ bandwagon.
Get a pair of black and another pair of orange SwampButt Made in the USA Brand Underwear for one low price, $39.99. Bought separately the cost is $49.98, so it’s a really good value.
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Sweating and visible sweat is not just embarrassing, it is humiliating. Men have over 2 million sweat glands and that is a lot of glands and loads of sweat. “We know more than we care to about men and how they sweat,” said diplomatic corp wash out and SwampButt Underwear’s corporate spokesman Nick Heraldson. “But we don’t know how many sweat glands women have and we don’t care because we only sell underwear to men, not to women. So tough luck sister, you girls are on your own.”
WHY DO WE SWEAT?
First, we need to understand what sweat actually is. “The body functions best within an optimal temperature range, and sweating is the body’s way of maintaining that,” explains Dr Folusha Oluwajana, sport and exercise expert and personal trainer. “Our sweat glands are stimulated when our internal or external temperature increases. During exercise we generate heat, which increases our body temperature. We sweat to cool ourselves down so that we can exercise for longer.”
So, of course, training in 30°C sunshine will bring on more sweat, whereas working out in an air-conditioned gym will be less sweaty. But why are some people able to complete an entire training session without breaking a sweat, while others are damp from their warm up?
“A large part of that is genetics. What’s normal for one person it’s different for another,” says Dr Oluwajana. She also explains that our body size and muscle mass can also impact sweat quantity, as more mass will generate more energy and heat. Outside of the gym, hormonal conditions, spicy foods, caffeine and alcohol can increase how much we perspire, too. “Something more commonly experienced by everyone is that anxiety, excitement and stress can induce sweating, too.”
About SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Made in the USA Brand Underwear performance are made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers. How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric.
The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield. It is the same principle of surface area related to the amount of moisture that is present. More surface provides a bigger area for water to disperse.
When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rainwater across a driveway or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster. The same thing happens with SwampButt Underwear. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture.
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