Hide Your Shame

Some schools ask that graduates and fans wear the colors on Friday’s before a game. Those who prefer not to draw attention to themselves and the association with their school’s football team can wear a pair of SwampButt Underwear in that color, thereby honoring the tradition and avoiding defending the coach’s decision to go for it on fourth down or redshirt a senior quarterback. “If one’s team is not doing well this season, but you still love them like the flag, apple pie and your loyal old dog, wearing those colors under normal clothing is a possibility worth exploring,” said Nick Heraldson, corporate spokesperson and passive aggressive schemer at SwampButt Underwear.  “Know that you still love your team without showing your colors.”