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SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities

  • On June 19, 2018
  SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities. Citing the facts that 1) Americans hate soccer and 2) that watching it is more boring than most anything in a universe crowded by mind-numbing silliness, the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ (www.swampbutt.com) have chosen not to promote their men’s performance underwear in conjunction with any World Cup broadcasts […]
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Summer Lessons To Survive A Shart Attack

  • On May 28, 2018
Summer Lessons To Survive A Shart Attack. Shart Week is May 28 – June 4, 2018. With summer starting, temperatures higher, schedules rearranged, diet, sleep patterns and locations all a-jumble, is it any wonder that even the heartiest and healthiest could experience an upset stomach? At SwampButt Underwear we feel your pain, and it’s probably gas. […]
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Save Face and Feelings if Father’s Day Gifts Were Forgotten

  • On June 15, 2018
Save Face and Feelings if Father’s Day Gifts Were Forgotten Is it acceptable to send your father a gift card from SwampButt Underwear for Father’s Day? According to the people from SwampButt Underwear it is. “”We completely support the idea of sending a SwampButt Underwear gift card to dad through the e-mail,” said company shill […]
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Does the Sight of Dad’s Sweat Soaked Butt Bring Tears to Your Eyes?

  • On May 21, 2018
Does the Sight of Dad’s Sweat Soaked Butt Bring Tears to Your Eyes? Is the site of your father’s sweaty backside so repulsive you wish you could join another family? Is the father of your children leaving his mark on the world in the form of sweaty butt prints? Then we have the perfect gift for […]
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A Virtual Gift Card for Those Whose Father Has Swamp Butt

  • On May 18, 2018
Cyber services with real-world impact… A Virtual Gift Card for Those Whose Father Has Swamp Butt. The boundary between augmented and actual reality is blurrier now as the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ are offering a virtual gift card for Father’s Day 2018. The cards can be ordered on the company’s web site (www.swampbutt.com) and are delivered […]
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When Was National Get To Know Your Customers Day?

  • On May 16, 2018
Remember to enter the word Brown at check-out for 25% off your total purchase. When Was National Get To Know Your Customers Day? Well, “National Get To Know Your Customers Day” was yesterday, October 19, 2017. The owners of SwampButt Underwear would like to commemorate the occasion and stand out at the same time. But […]
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The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card Makes Pretending To Care Easier Than Ever

  • On May 16, 2018
The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card Makes Pretending To Care Easier Than Ever. For those who cannot decide what to buy someone or don’t want the hassle of shopping, paying, wrapping, delivering, disappointing, taking back for an exchange, not finding what is needed, lost the gift receipt, there is nowhere to park, getting really pissed off […]
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SwampButt Underwear’s BOGO Sale Blends Many Offers into One.

  • On May 16, 2018
SwampButt Underwear’s Black-Cyber-Local BOGO Sale Blends Many Offers into One. Fight the hype of hedonistic consumption and save time. The makers of SwampButt Underwear™ will make Christmas shopping easy by combing all the pre-and post-Thanksgiving Holiday sales and bargain related propositions into a single event with the first ever ‘Black-Cyber-Local’ buy one get one free […]
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SwampButt Underwear And The Gift of the Dryness

  • On May 16, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Presents The Gift of the Dryness. Drawing of not Marla as this woman is not blonde. SwampButt Underwear Presents The Gift of the Dryness. Marla was a beautiful girl with even more beautiful blonde hair that swept down to and past her shoulders. Her shimmering mane was part of her trademark, knock-out good […]
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SwampButt Underwear Buy One Get One Sale Continues

  • On May 16, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Buy One Get One Sale continues. SwampButt Underwear is offering a ‘Buy One Get One Free’ offer now through December 31, 2017. You do not have to do anything. SwampButt Underwear Buy One Get One Sale continues SwampButt Underwear Buy One Get One Sale continues. Now through December 31, 2017. The savings are […]
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