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Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear for Dryness and Security

  • On May 16, 2018
Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear. On St. Nicholas Day, Santa himself confessed to wearing performance brand SwampButt Underwear™ (www.swampbutt.com) on Christmas Eve to combat his own sweaty backside and rear exposure due to the pants ‘droop’ on his busiest day and evening of the year. Santa Claus Endorses SwampButt Underwear for Dryness and Security. It’s […]
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SwampButt Underwear Offers Gift Cards Delivered Via E-Mail

  • On May 16, 2018
The First & Only Men’s Underwear Company We Know of That Offers This Service… SwampButt Underwear Offers Gift Cards Delivered Via E-Mail December 21, 2017 – Just in time for Christmas, SwampButt Underwear™ now offers gift ‘cards’ to customers they can send via e-mail SwampBut Underwear Gift Card Store. A customized e-mail in the amount […]
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SwampButt Underwear Comes Down On Price

  • On May 16, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Comes Down On Price. With orders drying up like a month-old Christmas tree or un-watered poinsettias the price on SwampButt Underwear is $8.99. SwampButt Underwear Comes Down On Price. With colder weather and New Years’ resolutions to exercise more this year fading from memory, the makers of SwampButt Underwear are lowering the price […]
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Sweating Is Good So Do More

  • On May 16, 2018
Sweating Is Good So Do More. The end February and winter are both here. New Year’s resolutions fade and disappear like so much melting snow. For some, exercise is more difficult because of the weather or their own physical limitations. But for even the most shut-in, snow bound among us there is good news; Sweating […]
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Sweat Marks on Chairs Benches Car Seats School Desks 100% Preventable

  • On May 16, 2018
Sweat stains like the one pictured, need not be your personal calling card. Wear SwampButt Underwear to prevent leaving reminders like these that you were there. Sweat Marks on Chairs Benches Car Seats School Desks 100% Preventable Spring break is passed and Easter is just ahead which means the warmer time of year has, is, […]
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Easter Bunny’s Lament Includes Dogs Ticks Sweaty Backside

  • On May 16, 2018
Easter Bunny’s Lament Dogs Ticks and a Sweaty Backside. The Easter Bunny has a hot sweaty job. For anyone with such an occupation, visit www.swampbutt.com for relief. Easter Bunny’s Lament Includes Dogs Ticks Sweaty Backside. April 1, 2018 is Easter Sunday for most of the world’s Christians. It is also the day when the Easter […]
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Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As “My Ass Sweats Too Much”

  • On May 16, 2018
SwampButt Is A Medical Thing Hyperhydrosis. The condition known as ‘swamp butt’ is an actual medical thing. Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, also known as “My Ass Sweats Too Much” is the actual medical name. Who knew? You can read more here: https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a23922/the-science-of-sweat/. Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As “My Ass Sweats Too Much” as seen here in this golfer. […]
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SwampButt Underwear Offers Royal Baby Lifetime Underwear Supply

  • On May 16, 2018
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 23: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, depart the Lindo Wing with their newborn son at St Mary’s Hospital on April 23, 2018 in London, England. The Duchess safely delivered a boy at 11:01 am, weighing 8lbs 7oz, who will be fifth in line to the throne. […]
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SwampButt Underwear Royal Offer On KRLD-AM Monday April 30 2018

  • On May 16, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Royal Offer On KRLD-AM Monday April 30 2018. Response from social media and regular media regarding the generous offer to supply recently named Prince Louis with a lifetime supply of SwampButt Underwear is very positive. So much so that a company spokesperson will be on the air with KRLD’s Mike Rogers Monday April […]
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Citations for Visible Butt Sweat Issued to Violators

  • On May 16, 2018
Citations for Visible Butt Sweat Issued to Violators. The Cited for Sighted jpeg to your desktop and send it where it will do the most good. Citations for Visible Butt Sweat Issued to Violators. SwampButt Underwear now has a citation available for issue to those who really need it most, those who are not aware […]
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