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Plan Possible Alternative Destinations for this Summer’s Vacation

  • On June 14, 2019
Many American families will leverage summer to plan a fun, entertaining, relaxing trip together. School is out and the weather is warm. It is one of the few times in any year all family members can be together at once. The summer vacation is a yearly rite of passage, as traditional as the 4thof July […]
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This Father’s Day Hide Dad’s Sweaty Backside with Camouflage SwampButt Underwear

  • On May 28, 2019
Father’s Day is Sunday June 16, 2019, the heart of summer vacation time, which is also the hottest, most humid season of the year. Families from all over the USA will pack the car/truck/suv/van/leaf and visit one or several of the country’s many places to take it easy for a week or two. But even the best planned and executed family outing can be marred when dad’s wet bottom sticks to the car seat, restaurant booth seat, bar stool, amusement park ride, public bench or the ‘dad chair’ at the bargain mall. Worse still, those wet butts leave stains in the shape of your father’s buttocks. Known as ‘dari-angels’ these stains brand the seat, sitter, and his relatives as yucky to be around. No one needs that, but help is available.
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What to Wear for Graduation This Spring According to SwampButt Underwear™

  • On May 9, 2019
Graduation season stretches from mid-May through June and will test the patience, mettle and deodorant of graduates, faculty, staff and spectators. Most graduates will wear the traditional cap and gown for the ceremony. But what about underneath? Is it possible to look reasonably well dressed after spending hours below a black polyester heat trap named ‘graduation robe’? The makers of SwampButt Underwear believe that it is.
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We Can’t Have A ‘March Madness’ Sale

  • On March 21, 2019
SwampButt Men’s Sweat Wicking Underwear … We Can’t Have A ‘March Madness’ Sale Due To Trademark Laws Those who think March is about college basketball are only sort of correct. What it is really about are trademarks. This is why SwampButt Underwear™is unable to offer any special pricing on its men’s sweat wicking underwear that […]
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March Madness TV Leads To Sweaty Backsides

  • On March 20, 2019
March Madness TV and Prolonged Sitting Lead to Sweaty Backsides and Stupider Americans Sweaty backsides, soaked underwear, and related ‘stank’ will afflict millions of men during the NCAA basketball tournament this month, according to the makers of SwampButt Underwear. But there are other deleterious side effects from protracted sitting and staring at the television. Prolonged […]
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SwampButt Underwear for Men & March Madness TV

  • On March 17, 2019
SwampButt Underwear for Men March Madness Sweaty backsides, soaked underwear, and related stank will afflict millions of men during the NCAA basketball tournament this month, according to the makers of SwampButt Underwear. But there are other deleterious side effects from protracted sitting and staring at the television. Prolonged sitting by men who sweat more than […]
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SwampButt Underwear for Men Prevents Furniture Sweat Stains and Sticking

  • On March 15, 2019
SwampButt Underwear for Men Prevents Furniture Sweat Stains and Sticking Maybe you can run, but you cannot hide the wet, moist, sweaty backside that follows you everywhere much longer. Warmer weather is here or almost here. Those long sweaters, jackets, wind breakers and long tailed shirts that were used to cover a sweat stained backside […]
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SwampButt Underwear Prevents Infection

  • On March 11, 2019
SwampButt Underwear Mens’ Underwear Wicks Away Sweat Prevent Infection, Wear Underwear, Win the Skin Game… Infection from Chafing Part of Spring for ‘Floppers’ NOTE: ‘Chaffage’ is the condition that describes skin chaffing due to excessive rubbing. We tried to tell Nick it was not a real word, but he is not exactly a gifted listener. […]
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