- On July 26, 2019
Summer will be over soon. So too will all the summer sales here at Swampbutt Underwear.
Summer is our favorite season because there is so much sweat, sweating, sweaty people and soaking backsides. We organized some sales for all of you and want to be certain that you have every chance to take advantage of them before summer is over and we start up with back to school, college football, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s, etc. Because it is still summer!
Independence Day Sale Extended
Buy the red, white or blue made in the USA Swampbutt Underwear is priced at $17.76 per pair, off from the regular price of
$24.99 each. Buy all three for $49.99 and save even more! Get Red White or Blue Swampbutt Underwear for Patriots $17.76 Each. Click here to go right to the sale page: Get Red White or Blue Swampbutt Underwear for Patriots $17.76 each.
Swampbutt Underwear for Golfers Is On Sale
Are you tired of wet shorts rubbing bare spots on your inner thighs? Sick to death of your soggy backside? Is your wet butt print on the cart seat getting more attention than your 280 yard Does Gold Bond powder leave a white cloud behind every time you fart? Suffer no more.
Don’t go 18 holes making your own gravy. Wear Swampbutt Underwear instead.
These remarkable garments are on sale this summer for $18.00 a pair plus postage. That’s only one dollar per hole, and they can be worn over and over, practically forever! Click here for that deal: Green for Golfers.
One Small Step To A Dryer Butt
On July 20, 1969 two American Astronauts were the first to land and walk on the moon, then return safely. Whether Neil or Buzz suffered from SwampButt on the moon was never discussed, at least not publicly. But given that they had not had a shower for several days, worked strenuously inside and outside their space craft, and brought back a whole lot of moon dust it’s a safe bet they did. Don’t do what they did. Get white, Made in the USA Swampbutt Underwear for $19.69, same year as Lance Armstrong rode his bike on the moon. 50 Year Moon Landing Special.