SwampButt Underwear In TCU Purple and White SwampButt Underwear In TCU Purple and White

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SwampButt Underwear In TCU Purple and White

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SwampButt Underwear In TCU Purple and White. Order a pair of purple or white or both!

College football is awesome and way more fun when you are cool and comfortable.

No fans are more loyal than college football fans. Sport your schools colors inside and out with the very special SwampButt Underwear College Colors line of Made in the USA drawers. Don’t see your school? Let us know. We are adding new ones all the time. #tcu, #hornedfrogs.

Men’s SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA variety was invented from a real need and problem. The inventor and owner had and has massive Swamp Butt. He tested dozens of types of underwear but was not satisfied with what was available, so he invented his own men’s sweat wicking underwear. The invention does not cure anything and does not promise to. However, it does wick moisture away from the wearer so that it evaporates more quickly than would otherwise be possible. Which is why the people at SwampButt Underwear say that their product addresses and helps solve a problem.

These incredible moisture wicking drawers men’s sweat wicking underwear were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.

  • Form fitting with natural coverage
  • Larger leg openings
  • More sizes and colors
  • Better quality sewing and materials
  • Wicks away moisture for improved wearability
  • Quick drying
  • Extends to mid-thigh
  • Great strength and resilience
  • Signature logo on waistband
  • Completely sourced and made in the USA.
  • Machine wash and dry

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Anyone who spends time outside and has the swamp butt can benefit. Here are a few examples: joggers, bike riders, golfers, tennis players, hunters, hikers, snow skiers, people who fish, mow their own lawns, mow someone else’s lawn, birders, fire fighters, police, marathon runners, triathletes, flaming sword jugglers, dog walkers, out door market explorers, members of marching bands and the list goes on and on.

We moved the production to Dallas, Texas for better oversight, quality, planning and execution. Yes it costs more but the benefits are more than worth it. To learn more visit https://swampbutt.com.

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Description

SwampButt Underwear In TCU Purple and White.

The makers of SwampButt Underwear™ believe that weather conditions are directly linked to comfort and a positive or negative sports spectating experience. The calendar may say September. But ask college football fans around the country if there is any correlation between the calendar and the thermometer and the answer will likely be an emphatic ‘no’. Worse than just heat is the addition of humidity that compounds discomfort, and leads to outbreaks of sweaty backside or as it is more commonly known, swamp butt. But the discomfort does not end there. SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA undergarments are made from a blend of lycra and polyester fibers to fit snuggly, there will never be any droop associated with our garments.

Math & Science & Misery

Add to this your/the team’s performance on the playing field (good or bad) and the millions who attend college football games can go from warm to sweaty to both and add then really angry. It is this calculus that is the “SwampButt Underwear™ College Football Misery Index”. SwampButt Underwear takes the average dew point by location and adds it with the teams playing for a predicted misery indices. Aassigned on a scale of 1 (great conditions and a reason to think your team will win) to 10 (the stank from the sweaty fans is exceeded only by the team and their performance).

People will actually feel better if their team wins regardless of the temperature and humidity. “There is a lot of math involved in this, so I have limited interest,” said company president and guy who counts on his fingers, Nick Heraldson. “But it’s a novel way to communicate that we make and market a product that helps solve a problem; sweat wicking underwear that will absolutely reduce the amount of visible sweat on any backside.”

How the undergarment works and what it is made of are related. First, there is the phenomena of ‘wicking’ which is the way moisture travels across a larger area of fabric. The more and further moisture (in this case sweat) can disperse across a surface, the faster it can evaporate. Imagine a squeegee pulling water across a windshield. When spread to a larger surface are, the water on the windshield evaporates faster. Or push rain water across a drive way or parking lot into a larger surface area and it also evaporates faster.

The same thing happens with our garment. Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture. Our performance undergarments are made from lycra and polyester fibers. The brief style from cotton and lycra.

Additional information

Weight8 oz
Colors Made in the USA

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Sizes

Extra Extra Extra Large, Extra Extra Large, Extra Large, Large, Medium, Small