NOTE: We are sold out of t-shirts in all sizes.
At last, SwampButt T-shirts! This SwampButt T-shirt is made of a durable 50/50 cotton/polyester blend. Because of how our T-shirts are designed and made they are very comfortable, will wick sweat away from you for fast evaporation and help to make a bold fashion statement. I’m wearing one now and it is amazing! I feel better than I have in several years.
Is there any place wearing one of these T-shirts might not be a good idea? Hell no. Well, okay maybe church or the workplace if you are one of the people left lucky enough to still have a job. If putting your livelihood or status with fellow worshippers is a concern, don’t wear one. But everywhere else is fine.
On the front is the distinctive SwampButt Underwear: Underwear For Hot People logo, featuring Rufus the alligator. You are more than a corporate shill or billboard for us. You are telling the world that you are a trend setter. Or you’re telling the world something like “I look good in grey” or “I’m not at all sweaty, so give me a hug you sexy thang.”
Whatever your declarative statement about wearing a SwampButt T-shirt:
- your delivery will be smoother
- you will be cooler
- you will be more comfortable
Please buy as many as you can. We’ll make more.