- On December 20, 2019
Christmas is only a few days/hours away. You are out of time and energy for shopping.
So, send the SwampButt Underwear™ Gift Card. It’s that unique gift that is fast, easy and delivered via e-mail. There are other good reasons to use these wonders of technology as well.
For those who cannot decide what to buy someone or don’t want the hassle of shopping, paying, wrapping, delivering, disappointing, taking back for an exchange, not finding what is needed, lost the gift receipt, there is nowhere to park at the mall, these gift cards are wonderful.
The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card is perfect for those on any shoppers’ lists who never like anything anyway. It’s a gift card but more. It’s convenient, affordable, hassle free and best of all shows those who receive them the most unique gift of all.
Want To Know If You Have Swamp Butt?
What The SwampButt Underwear Facebook Page Taught Everyone.
You know who you are but most important your friends, relatives and co-workers do too. They make themselves and you known on the SwampButt Underwear Facebook page.
- Swamp Butt, Swamp Ass, or Monkey Butt are all conditions named for a really sweaty backside.
- Often men are not as conscientious about their appearance as they might be. Evidence is that the most often comment made on the SwampButt Underwear Facebook page is someone’s name who could use the product.
- The global market for underarm maintenance is $18 billion but there are no studies (we could find) that delineate the size of a social problem, swamp butt.
- The same person who would never think of leaving home without a shower and deodorant may be the same one who leaves a wet butt-print everywhere he sits. A sweat stain is a sweat stain, but one from the posterior is especially gross.
- No more butt prints on furniture.
- No more ruined clothes.
- No more isolation at the gym, track, or golf course.
- No chemicals, sprays, creams, powders or poultices.
- Take the butt stank test. Take off the pants you wore today or this evening and smell the “seat”. If it smells of sweaty butthole, it may explain why you did not get a second date, second job interview, invitation to….
- You need a real way to manage butt sweat that exercise, nerves, or wool pants cannot defeat.
- Time was men thought that no matter how many pairs of pants they ruined, car seats they stuck to, or butt prints they left as their signature/autograph/calling card there was nothing to be done about it. Well, those days are over…
- Butt cheeks and uh hum associated areas are bigger and more demanding than the worst armpit ever was. Applications of antiperspirants will not help. There is always surgery but who needs that, can afford that, wants to explain that.
- Sufferers think nothing can be done
- Think their sweating is normal
- Can’t imagine there is treatment for sweating beyond regular deodorant
- Often too embarrassed to talk about it
- Sweating, for example in Finnish Sauna or Turkish Hammam, is accepted as a form of promoting well-being and social interaction. However, in everyday life, it is associated with lacking hygiene and classified as a social no-go. Furthermore, it is often accompanied by a high psychological strain and, in worst cases, even social isolation .