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Spring breakers love the beach, but it is doubtful that many also have affection for all that sand that will collect inside their beach wear bottoms or the rash and chafing that accompany. SwampButt Underwear™ performance shorts are made from lycra and polyester to wick away and evaporate moisture faster than otherwise possible. But there is another benefit; the tight-fitting underwear will also help prevent sand migrating from the ocean into the crotches and butt cracks of America’s future leaders, aka college kids on spring break.
SwampButt Underwear: A Barrier Against That Reef
Those who wear lose fitting or no underwear for days at a time at any of the nation’s beaches this month will accumulate sand in the worst possible location, inside swim wear. Makers of SwampButt Underwear named this affliction ‘swamp-chafe’ because of the place on an individual’s body it occurs (the human butt) and the hot weather that is part of the equation.
The construction and materials SwampButt Underwear is made from cling to the wearer; thus, providing a barrier against the unwanted encroachment of sand. “It will not matter how much sand or how red and irritated anyone’s crotch or butt crack gets while on spring break,” said Harold Nicoll, president of SwampButt Underwear LLC. “No one will be digging any pearls out of there,” he warned. An uncomfortable day at the beach might be the best thing anyone gets out of their drawers, as infections and other complicated skin disorders often accompany swamp-chafe.
Brown like poo.
SwampButt Underwear performance brown is perfect for spring breakers or those who don’t want to change for a few days or spring breakers who lost their luggage or woke up in a strange place. Skid marks are all but camouflaged.

Serious Beach Sand Disease
The places on an individual’s skin that are rubbed to the point of bleeding can get infected. “There is a lot of bad stuff lurking in that innocent looking beach sand,” Nicoll said. “Mostly E-coli that results from waste and storm water that drains directly into the ocean from shore.”
According to the web site, www.medicinenet.com, beach sand and not beach water is what is more likely to make spring breakers sick. “Studies done with water and sand from Hawaiian beaches found a “higher abundance” of bacteria indicating fecal contamination — bugs such a E. coli, for example — in the sand than in the water,” the site published.” SwampButt Underwear Covered By Gear Junkie
Wear SwampButt Underwear To Prevent Swamp-Chafe
As with so many things, prevention is the best medicine. For those who want to avoid the grinding despair of swamp chafe, wear SwampButt Performance Underwear. ‘We recommend our brown, sand colored performance underwear,” Nicoll stated. “It is the color of sand and if the wearer does not change for a few days, who’s going to know?”
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To learn more about SwampButt Underwear and how to obliterate the blight of butt sweat, and wipe out swamp chafe before it starts follow @swampbutt or join us on Facebook at SwampButt Underwear. Also check out www.swampbutt.com for all SwampButt Underwear news, including the Stank Blog. SwampButt Underwear Covered By Gear Junkie

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Green SwampButt UNderwear
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