SwampButt Underwear Declares “Independence from Visible Butt Sweat” with $17.76 Price Point—Saving American Men More Than Just Pride With $17.76 Price Point—Saving American Men More Than Just Pride.
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SwampButt Underwear Declares Independence from Visible Butt Sweat. This Fourth of July, “SwampButt Underwear”> is dropping its flagship moisture-wicking briefs for men from $24.99 to a symbolic $17.76—a nod to 1776 and a liberating alternative to the costly skin problems that spikes every July, when American men move from air conditioned comfort to the outside where picnics, family vacations, fireworks, and ball games all occur. These conditions are uncomfortable and, in many cases, expensive to treat. SwampButt Underwear Declares Independence from Visible Butt Sweat.
Medical Expenses to Treat Sweat Related Conditions
The Cost of Heat-Rash related doctor visits alone can run $150–$300 per appointment. The chafe related wound treatment cost can be as high as $500.00. “Our goal is to keep butts dryer and wallets fuller,” said SwampButt Underwear founder Harold Nicoll. “Consider it a revolution against swamp ass, the discomfort and cost of dealing with it too.” One pair of SwampButt ($17.76) vs. average summer skin-treatment costs of $120–$500—a potential 90% savings for every rear end in America. SwampButt Underwear Declares Independence from Visible Butt Sweat With $17.76 Price Point—Saving American Men More Than Just Pride.
Summary of Typical Cost Ranges
Condition Typical Treatment Cost
Heat Rash $20–$200
Fungal Infection $120–$300
Intertrigo $80–$300
Chafing/Minor Wounds Around $500
Dermatologist Visit $150–$300 per visit
NOTE: Sources of information include the following: Stay Cool and Rash Free: 6 Tips for Treating Heat Rash. Estimation of direct healthcare costs of fungal diseases in the United States. Average cost to see a dermatologist.
The sale runs for the entire month of July, 2025. See it online at SwampButt.com. It includes a downloadable “Declaration of Independence from Visible Butt Sweat” portrait suitable for framing—or as a fan. SwampButt Underwear Declares Independence from Visible Butt Sweat With $17.76 Price Point—Saving American Men More Than Just Pride.
About SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that specializes in high-performance, humor-forward underwear engineered to evaporate moisture before embarrassment begins. We make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.