- On January 18, 2020
SwampButt Underwear Gloms On To LSU Football Championship With Purple & Gold Men’s Underwear. With lessons learned from professional football player Odell Beckham Junior (OBJ), the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ moved to insinuate themselves onto a championship in which neither played any part, deserved any credit,or participated in any way by rolling out purple
and gold SwampButt Made In The USA Underwear at a reduced price.
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes, markets and sells underwear for men who sweat a lot. SwampButt Underwear is especially useful for men who have visible butt sweat that stains their furniture, car seats and bar stools or those of others.
The announcement about this unashamed promotion was made at the moment the LSU National Championship Parade started in Baton Rouge, LA, noon central time Saturday January 18, 2020. It’s pure and unadulterated front running but learned from a master in the form of OBJ. “Shameless is the watchword associated now with OBJ’s antics after the championship game,” said mimic, copycat and corporate spokesman for SwampButt Underwear Nick Heraldson. “Oblivious as into reality or consequences as in from actions are two more words, we bandied around the conference room table this week too.”
One thing that Heraldson and others at SwampButt Underwear had in common with OBJ was that none of them ever graduated from LSU. SwampButt Underwear Gloms On To LSU Football Championship With Purple & Gold Men’s Underwear.
Oh No It’s The NCAA!
Unfortunately for LSU’s administrators and legal staff the NCAA quickly took notice of the incident, and concluded that ‘yeah, it’s probably a violation of something.’ “It’s my opinion that this incident with the LSU football team will mean very serious sanctions from the NCAA,” Heraldson pontificated. “But not for LSU. More like for Louisiana Tech or possibly Centenary if they had a football team, which they don’t.” SwampButt Underwear Gloms On To LSU Football Championship With Purple & Gold Men’s Underwear.
A quick survey of both LSU fans and fans of other college football teams showed startling differences of opinion. “The LSU fans were mostly okay with what happened, figured that this incident would not taint the reputation of the good-natured teams’ record setting accomplishments. Others wished he’d (Beckham) done this off camera, like a normal booster would.” Heraldson recounted. “Fans of other college teams were not so generous and said that there would a lot of taint associated with this championship, OBJ and the Tigers.” Read more about SwampButt’s take on football here: Houston Texans Coach Declared World’s Luckiest Man.