- On January 11, 2019
There are things people of any age, religion, political party, race, or gender can agree on; no one wants to pay for parking or shipping. While the makers of SwampButt Underwear cannot do anything about the outrageous amount of money it costs to park in any major city, entertainment venue, sporting event, or Disneyland, the company can fix the price of shipping for its own products. SwampButt Underwear will offer free shipping on all orders starting from now until the end of time. While shipping is not ‘free’ to SwampButt Underwear or anyone, it is a nice way to tell people ‘thank you’ in a way that they can literally take to the bank. Free shipping is the same as a 25% reduction of the total cost of a single pair of underwear, which is quite a bargain. But why so generous?
“I hate paying for anything but especially shipping,” said well known cheapskate and company spokesperson Nick Heraldson. “We have to pay for water, electricity and cable tv, all things we need to live which is so terrible it makes my blood boil.” Heraldson went on, “so we decided to stick it to the man, and make shipping free.” When reminded that the ‘man’ in this instance was his employer, Heraldson replied, “please don’t let Mr. Nicoll (the owner) see or hear about these remarks. Last time I said something like this he made me wash all of his cars.”
To take advantage of this generous/forever offer, please visit www.swampbutt.com. And remember, SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the U.S. and foreign countries. Unlike our shipping rates, trademarks aren’t free nor do they pay for themselves, so please only use ours with written permission.