SwampButt Underwear’s BOGO Sale Blends Many Offers into One.

Black Friday shoppers routinely make fools of themselves for very silly reasons.

SwampButt Underwear’s Black-Cyber-Local BOGO Sale Blends Many Offers into One.
Fight the hype of hedonistic consumption and save time. The makers of SwampButt Underwear™ will make Christmas shopping easy by combing all the pre-and post-Thanksgiving Holiday sales and bargain related propositions into a single event with the first ever ‘Black-Cyber-Local’ buy one get one free sales happening. The ‘buy one get one’ offer is good starting Thursday November 23 through Saturday December 2, 2017. SwampButt Underwear is available here: Buy One Get One Here. SwampButt Underwear is made for men who sweat a lot from the waist down. Constructed from lycra and spandex, the fabric in SwampButt Underwear quickly wicks away moisture for faster evaporation than possible with traditional underwear. Visit the online store at https://swampbutt.com/product-category/mens-swampbutt-underwear/.
The pressure to go out looking for price deals on Christmas gifts is as part of the American culture as watching football,
SwampButt Underwear’s Black-Cyber-Local BOGO Sale Blends Many Offers into One. Stay well rested, injury and boredom free on Black Friday, Cyber Monday, or Shop Local Saturday by shopping at www.swampbutt.com.
overeating, or remembering why certain family members are disliked and seen only once a year. Black Friday sales start in mid-November with Cyber Monday and Local Merchant Saturday pitches not far behind. “We felt we could help our customers by combining all of these into a single thing,” said company spokesperson and overweight loner Nick Heraldson. “So rather than being up and in line somewhere at 4:00 a.m. on Black Friday, wasting your employers time while on line shopping on Cyber Monday, or bumbling through some local shop called ‘Memaws Memories’ on Buy Local Saturday, all of these pesky chores can be managed at once, completely and efficiently at www.swampbutt.com.”
Benefits to Consumers
There are a lot of reasons to take advantage of the Black Cyber Local sales offer, most of which benefit or potentially benefit consumers. These plusses include but are not limited to:
More sleep on Black Friday as there is no need to wake up early and que up for cheap stuff at a big box store. Adequate sleep is a key part of a healthy lifestyle, and can benefityour heart, weight, mind, and more.
Limited chances of physical confrontations with other shoppers. Avoiding attacks is easier when you are in the comfort of your own home and not fighting over parking spaces or TV’s.
Fewer opportunities to be bored. Boredom is a combination of frustration and disinterest that can be exacerbated by fatigue and/or hunger. While it’s easy to get bored in a store or shop with goods of no interest, it is much more difficult when one is not in such a place.
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