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Even at the end of the worst year in at least a generation, Americans will peel themselves off the recliner long enough to scribble a few resolutions for the New Year. Losing weight is the most often resolved and most likely to be broken every year since anyone paid attention to such a thing. The year 2021 will be no different. No different unless some ‘get thin quick’ scheme emerges. The makers of SwampButt Underwear have a possible solution that costs no money, requires no long-standing commitment, memberships, weigh ins, steps of any number or self-discipline; it is called the SwampButt Underwear’s ‘Off and On’ Guide to Intermittent Fasting and can be seen here: SwampButt Underwear Guide to Intermittent Fasting.
Here is how intermittent fasting works:
It’s A Great Plan
If the period without food is too much, just eat, then go without eating. “We like this plan for a lot of reasons,” said cardiac patient and SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “It’s flexible and not hard because there is no structured accountability. You are only accountable to yourself and that’s the same as no accountability at all which is awesome.”
Fasting and Eating
Intermittent fasting, especially the SwampButt Underwear’s ‘Off and On’ Guide to Intermittent Fasting, is a period of time where the ‘dieter’ goes without eating and then eats. “I was actually eating a piece of cake while I wrote my resolution to lose weight in 2021,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and Walmart scooter passenger Nick Heraldson. “But when I finished writing that resolution the cake was gone and I thought that would be the perfect time to start my fast, and it worked.”
The Discipline To Not Do Something
Heraldson found that intentionally not eating was more challenging than he imagined. It was the first experience where he required the will to not do something. “Going to the gym, preparing a salad or jogging all need the resolve to stand up and find my shoes,” Heraldson said. “But with the fasting approach, most importantly the SwampButt Underwear’s ‘Off and On’ Guide to Intermittent Fasting, I literally don’t have to do anything, until I get hungry.”
Lame Product Tie In
At the end of such a crumby twelve months, and at the start of another, the makers of SwampButt Underwear want to give everyone a break. “We are ending 2020 and starting 2021 with our traditional boxer brief underwear half off,” Heraldson said. When reminded they were still doing phrasing he said, “at a discount greater than 50%.”
Get Two Pairs of Traditional SwampButt Boxer Briefs for $20.20. Normally priced at $18.99 each, this is a saving of $17.88! With 91% cotton and 9% Lycra, it is a combination of traditional fit and comfort combined with moisture wicking and evaporation.
Start 2021 in dry comfort with the SwampButt Underwear Boxer Brief. Made from both cotton and lycra these combine the comfort and breathability of cotton with the flexibility and sweat wicking ability of Lycra/Spandex.
Our country and the rest of the world were and are suffering through the first global pandemic in 100 years. Illness, isolation, economic ruin, and social upheaval will define the most contentious year in the U.S. since 1968. Sports championships and competitions of all description have an asterisk after them. Whoever heard of virtual 5K and 10K runs?
There is not anything to be done about those things, but there is one thing we can all control and that is the comfort we experience when wearing these SwampButt Underwear boxer briefs. Made with cotton and lycra spandex, they combine the comfort of cotton with the sweat wicking capability of lycra spandex. These usually come at $18.99 each. A nearly 50% savings! End this awful year and sweaty, uncomfortable backsides at once with SwampButt Underwear Traditional Boxer Briefs.