Sweat Marks on Chairs Benches Car Seats School Desks 100% Preventable

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Sweat Marks on Chairs Benches Car Seats School Desks 100% Preventable
Sweat stains like the one pictured, need not be your personal calling card. Wear SwampButt Underwear to prevent leaving reminders like these that you were there.

Wait, Wait, Don’t Sit There…
Sweat Marks on Chairs Benches Car Seats School Desks 100% Preventable
Spring break is passed and Easter is just ahead which means the warmer time of year has, is, or will arrive shortly depending on the location. The appearance issues that sweaters and longer jackets can cover will now be out and obvious; none more potentially embarrassing than butt prints caused by sweaty bottoms. SwampButt Underwear™ manufactures and markets performance underwear for men made from polyester and lycra that will wick and evaporate sweat much faster than traditional cotton underwear. SwampButt Underwear is perfect for preventing the embarrassing stain of butt prints that follow and remain long after the seat becomes vacant.
Butt Prints in the Seats of All
With warm weather comes sweat and for people who sweat a lot in the crotch, the embarrassment of sweat stains where they sit appear, well, everywhere they park their posteriors. Sweat stains in the form and shape of butt cheeks on wooden benches, leather seats, exercise gear, busses, park benches, school desks and anywhere else are like the autograph or unwanted signature sweaty folks leave. While no more or less hazardous to health than anything else, sitting in a seat with someone else’s sweaty indentation is off putting if not disgusting.
SwampButt Performance Underwear is made from fabrics that allow for the wicking and quick evaporation of sweat from the wearers back quarters. The fabric is woven to allow more exposed surface area for faster drying. In addition to the superior materials, performance underwear from SwampButt Underwear are constructed to allow the maximum amount of air to pass into and out of them, especially between the thighs. The more air that passes through the crotch, the dryer, more comfortable and rash free students are likely to be.
Socially Awkward
People will resort to different strategies to avoid the embarrassment that butt sweat prints deliver. Some of these include:

  • Be the last to stand or last to leave any room.
  • Slide forward off the seat instead of standing straight up.
  • Sit on a leg instead of parked with both cheeks on the chair.
  • Shift in the seat constantly from side to side.
  • Quickly push in chairs after sitting for a period.
  • Spray deodorant on the crotch.
  • Stuff paper towels or toilet paper in the crotch to absorb sweat.

None of these is comfortable nor do they give the individual the confidence that their butt prints do not remain as a moniker and/or market for those who follow. To learn more be sure to visit www.swampbutt.com.
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