Sweating at Texas A&M vs. Northwestern State SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series

Sweating at Texas A&M vs. Northwestern State

SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series.
College Football is back for the 2018 season. And this time it’s personal – personal hygiene that is. The Aggies are hosting the Demons at Kyle Field Thursday, Aug. 30. Temperatures are expected to be in the 90’s at kickoff with an astonishing amount of humidity. “Nothing says cow college like a college with lots of cows,” said Nick Heraldson of SwampButt Underwear. “Whether stuck to a metal bench or tractor seat, Aggies who wear underwear will be glad if it’s SwampButt Underwear.” And fans in attendance will be stuck to the metal bleachers like toilet paper on Gucci Loafer unless they wear underwear that can take the heat for the four hours of a football game. SwampButt Underwear™ (http://www.swampbutt.com) is made for hot and sweaty times like this.


Sweating at Texas A&M vs. Northwestern State
SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands – You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series at Texas A&M University. 

Keys to the Game

  • Pee like a champion, hydrate. Whizz, then check the color of your urine. Share the results on social media. Repeat.
  • Every Thursday until the end of the year be someone’s Secret Santa. But don’t call it Secret Santa. That’s only for Christmastime.
  • Do a shot for shot remake of Wall of Voodoo’s “Mexican Radio” video. Show your version to only four people.

What are the Fans Thinking?

  • “Did you get your Alouettes jersey yet?”
  • “I haven’t been this confident going into a season opener since A&M played Arkansas State in 2008.”
  • “Hey, sit down.”
  • “Are they going to yell like this the whole game? Seriously?”
  • “Those young men in white, are they nursing students?”

SwampButt Game Prediction
Stank with stankage becoming more pronounced during the game with widespread stank ‘til dawn.

Solid, Rational Football Sidebar Stuff
“Like all Americans and some Australians, we’re very excited about the start of college football season,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesperson Nick Heraldson. “But we’re not thrilled about being in the hot sun, watching our favorite team’s nickel package get toasted again and again accompanied by the slow and steady drip, drip, drip of butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear can’t cover slot receivers, call audibles or stop throwing the ball into double coverage, but it can help your package remain relatively dry. Remember, you’re not getting lucky if your lady has to peel you off that recycled lawn chair of a bleacher seat. There are more ways to win than just outscoring your opponent, you know.”
The SwampButt Underwear research and development department recently confirmed that almost everyone has a butt. And a lot of those same people with butts wear underwear. And on hot days those butts sweat.
“Whether you have tickets to the game, plan to watch it on TV or believe the current college athletics industrial complex is unfair, at some point this weekend, you’re going to suffer from swampbutt,” said Heraldson. “It’s a well-known fact. It’s science people!”
SwampButt Underwear is specifically formulated to help fight the grim affliction known as swampbutt. Our specially formulated drawers work through the magic of wicking, which is the way moisture travels across a large area of fabric. The further the sweat disperses across the surface the faster it can evaporate. And that’s pretty handy on a hot day.

Who Should Wear SwampButt Underwear
We at SwampButt Underwear don’t know a lot about football, but we do know a lot about sweat. The kind you get sitting in the stands, walking to the stadium or running from the other team’s fans after you point to the scoreboard and yell something about a tryst between their mothers and the mascot. Each activity is going to give you a sweaty backside. And we can help.
The people who wear our underwear participate in all types of activities, including:

  • attending college football games
  • betting on college football games
  • letting their happiness be directly impacted by the collective performance of a group of students participating in a college football game
  • golf, tennis, cricket, running, tailgating, fishing, baseball, football, rugby, basketball, hunting, camping, darts, volleyball, Uno, hiking, softball, washers, dice, cornhole, poker and bowling
  • many other sports and leisure activities

And most of those people sweat a lot – especially around their butts.
“No matter if you are watching or playing sports you’re going to sweat,” said Heraldson. “SwampButt Underwear can help you not embarrass yourself; well at least not embarrass yourself because you have visible butt sweat. We can’t prevent you from being such a jackass during the big game that your fiancée calls off the wedding. But we can help you feel dry while doing it. ”

About SwampButt Underwear
Men’s Performance SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.

  • Form fitting with natural coverage
  • Wicks away moisture for improved wear-ability
  • Quick drying
  • Extends to mid-thigh
  • Great strength and resilience
  • Signature logo on waistband
  • Machine wash and dry

SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it, so please do not use it without permission,

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