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Texas Governor Closes Bars But Remains Mum On Kissing Football Players

  • On July 1, 2020
Texas Governor Closes Bars But Remains Mum On Kissing Football Players. Texas Governor Greg Abbott ordered bars in the state of Texas closed due to a recent spike in Coronavirus/Covid-19 cases. To make his message go viral, he enlisted the help of University of Texas Football coach Tom Herman.  Coach Herman produced a public service […]
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SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You!

  • On August 17, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You! It is not fall, but advertising purchased in the tens of millions of dollars would have Americans believe otherwise. A disconnect between calendars, thermometers and so called ‘fall back to school’ sales did not escape the makers of SwampButt Underwear’s™ notice (www.swampbutt.com). What […]
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SwampButt Underwear Performance Brand For Men Now Worn By Women

  • On July 24, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Performance Brand For Men Now Worn By Women Click here to buy yours now: SwampButt Underwear for Women: Red and White are Like Pink but not Quite. Thanks to Rachael Welsh of Angleton, Texas it is now okay for women to wear men’s underwear. The United States has known its share of brave, smart, industrious women. […]
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Declare Sweat Stain Independence July 4 $17.76

  • On June 26, 2018
Declare Sweat Stain Independence July 4 $17.76.  Get independence from your sweaty backside this summer with the SwampButt Underwear Independence Day Package. A red, white and blue pair in your size for $17.76. Shipping costs are extra but it is still an excellent value as these remarkable drawers ordinarily sell for $18.99 each. Get yours […]
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Save Face and Feelings if Father’s Day Gifts Were Forgotten

  • On June 15, 2018
Save Face and Feelings if Father’s Day Gifts Were Forgotten Is it acceptable to send your father a gift card from SwampButt Underwear for Father’s Day? According to the people from SwampButt Underwear it is. “We completely support the idea of sending a SwampButt Underwear gift card to dad through the e-mail,” said company shill […]
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A Virtual Gift Card for Those Whose Father Has Swamp Butt

  • On May 18, 2018
Cyber services with real-world impact… A Virtual Gift Card for Those Whose Father Has Swamp Butt. The boundary between augmented and actual reality is blurrier now as the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ are offering a virtual gift card for Father’s Day 2018. The cards can be ordered on the company’s web site (www.swampbutt.com) and are delivered […]
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Don’t Sweat It – Shop Talk

  • On March 29, 2018
Don’t Sweat It – Shop Talk Courtesy of BRITTANY MATTIE SRQ DAILY. Ours here at SwampButt Underwear are not the only products and technology you and we can benefit from, so we are sharing some of the better and more compelling articles and information here on the Stank Blog. Please enjoy. It is easy to make […]
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Easter Bunny’s Lament Includes Dogs Ticks Sweaty Backside

  • On March 27, 2018
Easter Bunny’s Lament Includes Dogs Ticks Sweaty Backside.  April 1, 2018 is Easter Sunday for most of the world’s Christians. It is also the day when the Easter Bunny makes his rounds delivering candy and painted eggs to children in the U.S. But it is not all wicker baskets and new hats for everyone’s favorite […]
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Sweat Marks on Chairs Benches Car Seats School Desks 100% Preventable

  • On March 19, 2018
Wait, Wait, Don’t Sit There… Sweat Marks on Chairs Benches Car Seats School Desks 100% Preventable Spring break is passed and Easter is just ahead which means the warmer time of year has, is, or will arrive shortly depending on the location. The appearance issues that sweaters and longer jackets can cover will now be […]
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