The First Day of SwampButt Christmas

Rufus Claus delivers SwampButt Underwear to all the sweaty little and big men here in the U.S. Rufus cares little if anyone was naughty or nice.

Regardless of the calendar, men who sweat a lot do so 12 months of the year. So help a sweaty dude out and buy him SwampButt Underwear this Christmas. SwampButt Underwear, the Texas-based apparel company known for tackling one of men’s most embarrassing problems—visible butt sweat—announced today that its moisture-wicking underwear line is one of […]

SwampButt Underwear Releases Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’

SwampButt Underwear Releases Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’

Less SwampButt to Contend With as Cooler Late November Conditions Negate the Scale of Sultry Everywhere, Almost Lake Jackson, TX — (November 28, 2025) — SwampButt Underwear released its fully expanded Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’ report for rivalry weekend across college football. This edition includes an exclusive appearance by Rufus — the company’s realistic, […]

According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry For Week 14

SwampButt Underwear Mascot Rufus reflects on the weather conditions and the time of year, noting quite a disconnect.

According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry… Late-Season Heat and Humidity Reshape Today’s College Football Landscape November 22, 2025 (Lake Jackson, TX) As college football enters its final stretch before championship season, atmospheric conditions across the nation are shaping more than just tailgates. According to SwampButt Underwear’s Scale of Sultry, today’s matchups unfold under […]

SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Predicts College Football Games

Rufus launches SwampButt One, a weather satellite.

The SwampButt Scale of “Sultry” is a numeric index from 1 to 10 developed by the company SwampButt Underwear to assess how hot and humid (sultry) conditions will be at college football games. The scale is used to predict game outcomes based on which team is better conditioned to play in those specific weather conditions.

The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Predictions for Week 9

SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ and Team Advantages for College Football Games Week Four.

More Historical Data Fuels the Scale of Sultry (October 25, 2025) SwampButt Underwear today announced its latest data-driven college football tie in approach to marketing its garments with the release of its Week 9 college football predictions based on the ‘Scale of Sultry,’ a proprietary model developed to measure how weather and humidity effect on-field […]

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