SwampButt Underwear Launches ‘Scale of Sultry’ Mobile App

SwampButt Underwears' Scale of Sultry uses local weather to assign a numeric value to Swampiness below the belt line.

SwampButt Underwear launched a mobile-friendly web app that puts its Scale of Sultry 2.0 weather calculator within easy reach of anyone wondering just how swampy the day is likely to become. And, how soggy their backsides will feel, sodden with visible butt sweat.

SwampButt Underwear prevents ‘chub rub’ for male runners

KDAF-TV featured SwampButt Underwear to prevent chafing, or 'chub rub.'

News Read More Here. by: Rachael Sneed Posted: Jul 31, 2017 / 01:01 PM CDT Updated: Jul 31, 2017 / 01:00 PM CDT LAKE JACKSON, Tx. – A company has released an underwear that will get rid of painful thigh chafe (or what some like to call, “chub rub”) for runners. That company is SwampButt Underwear. SwampButt Underwear […]

The First Day of SwampButt Christmas

Rufus Claus delivers SwampButt Underwear to all the sweaty little and big men here in the U.S. Rufus cares little if anyone was naughty or nice.

Regardless of the calendar, men who sweat a lot do so 12 months of the year. So help a sweaty dude out and buy him SwampButt Underwear this Christmas. SwampButt Underwear, the Texas-based apparel company known for tackling one of men’s most embarrassing problems—visible butt sweat—announced today that its moisture-wicking underwear line is one of […]

SwampButt Underwear Releases Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’

SwampButt Underwear Releases Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’

Less SwampButt to Contend With as Cooler Late November Conditions Negate the Scale of Sultry Everywhere, Almost Lake Jackson, TX — (November 28, 2025) — SwampButt Underwear released its fully expanded Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’ report for rivalry weekend across college football. This edition includes an exclusive appearance by Rufus — the company’s realistic, […]

According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry For Week 14

SwampButt Underwear Mascot Rufus reflects on the weather conditions and the time of year, noting quite a disconnect.

According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry… Late-Season Heat and Humidity Reshape Today’s College Football Landscape November 22, 2025 (Lake Jackson, TX) As college football enters its final stretch before championship season, atmospheric conditions across the nation are shaping more than just tailgates. According to SwampButt Underwear’s Scale of Sultry, today’s matchups unfold under […]

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