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Without SwampButt Underwear, Easter Bunny’s Lament Includes Dogs Ticks Sweaty Backside. April 1, 2018 is Easter Sunday for most of the world’s Christians. It is also the day when the Easter Bunny makes his rounds delivering candy and painted eggs to children in the U.S. But it is not all wicker baskets and new hats for everyone’s favorite flop eared holiday hero. It’s a hot sweaty job. For anyone with such an occupation, visit www.swampbutt.com for relief.
Workplace Safety for the Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny encounters numerous hazards and workplace safety related issues, few of which know no answer given his line of work. There is one exception and that is managing his sweaty backside. SwampButt Underwear™ performance brand is made from polyester and lycra for quick sweat evaporation and greater comfort. A pair are worn by the Easter Bunny at least one day a year. While not a man and not really a rabbit either, the benefits and comfort of SwampButt Underwear accrue to all species who wear underwear. “I’m a big guy with a permanent fur coat on,” Easter Bunny stated. “Wearing a garment like SwampButt Underwear is a big help to me as I make my way across, over and through America’s yards and patios. And please, call me EB.”
Spring
With warmer weather, people who enjoy the outdoors are trading their sweaters for shorts, their snow shovels for golf clubs and their board games for fishing poles. Warmer weather also brings insects, sweat and accompanying swamp butt. The Easter Bunny has a job that compels him (yes, he’s a him) to take all that mother nature brings with it, including a sweaty backside.
Chased By Dogs; Rabbit Body Odor
Unlike Santa who has a team of flying reindeer, EB is on foot. “I often get chased by dogs and have to jump fences, trellises, yard gnomes, bird baths, pools, different types of vehicles and the occasional washing machine,” he said. “I’m in really good shape for someone my age, but I still get winded and work up a pretty good sweat. That’s why I wear SwampButt Underwear, to help stay dry downstairs.”
EB was fielding complaints when he decided to make the move to SwampButt Underwear. “I had complaints from people who said the smell of a ‘wet rabbit’ was spoiling the ambience of their children’s egg hunts. I can take a hint, so I switched.”
Ticks the Size of Jelly Beans
EB is also plagued by insects as he makes his appointed rounds. “The sugar in all this candy really attracts a lot of insects, which is not that bad for me,” he confessed. “But ticks who attach themselves under my fur are just the worst. I can’t just pull them off without the risk of Lyme Disease.” EB has tried other ways to rid his fur of ticks including setting a lit match to them. “The remedies I’ve tried were written for humans, not seven-foot-tall rabbits,” he laughed. “So do not put any type of fire near a giant rabbit, or a really hairy dude; it’s a bad combination.”
To Learn More
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