While a marketing and public relations tool for SwampButt … The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12 Slug: How
The SwampButt Scale of “Sultry” is a numeric index from 1 to 10 developed by the company SwampButt Underwear to assess how hot and humid (sultry) conditions will be at college football games. The scale is used to predict game outcomes based on which team is better conditioned to play in those specific weather conditions.
Week 12 of the college football season lands on Saturday, November 15, and the weather is out here doing its best impression of a defensive coordinator: confusing, relentless, and determined to make somebody miserable.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry indexes for College Football outcomes.
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“Our premise is simple,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. It’s valid enough.”
SwampButt Underwear will again when it comes to the conditions in addition to giving the game a ‘Scale of Sultry’ numeric rating. The rating assess college football conditions that takes multiple weather variables and turns them into an easy-to-understand scale.
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SwampButt Underwear presents its ‘Scale of Sultry’ for college football week three.
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Regardless, these are some of the most uncomfortable locations in the U.S. to watch college football We rate these games based on a combination of heat and humidity and combine these into a number between 0 and 10. The higher the number the more uncomfortable the setting. It has little to do with how good or competitive a game might or might not be. But the weather, specifically heat and humidity, will impact player performance due to team conditioning. We call this the ‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games.
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