Introducing the ‘SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games

With SwampButt Underwear Sweating Out Week 2 of College Football 2025

September 4, 2025 (Lake Jackson, Texas) – Introducing the ‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games. A new way to assess college football conditions that takes multiple variables and turns them into an easy to understand scale. Read the methodology and rankings for several of the hottest and humid college football games this weekend. #sweat #Sweating #underwears #swampass #SwampButt

The first week of the 2025 college football season produced a number of surprises. Given that it was August and still very summer teams like Alabama (at Miami) North Carolina (at North Carolina) and Texas (at Ohio State) can potentially blame the heat and humidity for surprising and lopsided losses. (OK, not Texas).

It is week 2 of college football for 2025, early September and the temperatures and humidity are more appropriate for baseball season. “But it’s still baseball season,” stated SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “That’s a really weak comparison.”

Regardless, these are some of the most uncomfortable locations in the U.S. to watch college football.  We rate these games based on a combination of heat and humidity and combine these into a number between 0 and 10. The higher the number the more uncomfortable the setting. It has little to do with how good or competitive a game might or might not be. But the weather, specifically heat and humidity, will impact player performance due to team conditioning. We call this the ‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games.

Baylor at SMU  SwampButt Scale of Sultry Score is ‘4’ because temperatures in the low 70’s, a nice breeze, and a low chance of rain make this a relatively pleasant Saturday.

  • Date: Saturday, September 6, 2025.
  • Location: Gerald J. Ford Stadium in Dallas, Texas.
  • Time: The game is scheduled for a noon ET (11 a.m. CT) kickoff.
  • Weather conditions:
    • Temperature: Temperatures are expected to be in the low-to-mid 70s°F for the noon (CT) kickoff and rise to the mid-70s°F throughout the afternoon.
    • Wind: Winds are predicted to be approximately 6.9 mph.
    • Precipitation: There is a low chance of rain, with the probability peaking around 28% toward the beginning of the game.
    • Cloud cover: The sky is expected to be partly cloudy. 

San Jose State at Texas: SwampButt Scale of Sultry Score is ‘6’ because temperatures will be in the mid 80’s with higher-than-normal humidity and light wind from the south for Austin, Texas.

Location: Darrell K Royal – Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, TX

  • Kickoff time: 11 a.m. CT

Gametime weather forecast

  • Temperature: Around 84–85°F.
  • Precipitation: There is a very low chance of rain, between 4% and 9%.
  • Cloud cover: The sky is expected to be partly cloudy.
  • Wind: The wind will be out of the south at 3–4 mph.

Weather impact
The forecast indicates a low-impact weather game, meaning the conditions are unlikely to significantly affect offensive or defensive strategies.

East Texas A&M at Florida State: SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘8’ because of the location, time of day and expected temperature around 88 degrees.

Location: Doak Walker Stadium in Tallahassee, FL

Key Details 

  • Date: Saturday, September 6, 2025
  • Time: 12:00 PM ET
  • Location: Doak Campbell Stadium, Tallahassee, FL
  • Temperature: Approximately 88°F
  • Rain: Low chance of rain, around 3%
  • Wind: Winds from the west at roughly 3 mph.

Utah State Aggies at Texas A&M Aggies: SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘8’ because of the location, time of day and expected temperature around 88 degrees.

Gametime weather forecast is for hot Aggie on Aggie Action.

  • Temperature: A high of 87°F is expected during the day.
  • Humidity: The forecast indicates high humidity levels, around 75%.
  • Wind: The wind is predicted to come from the northeast at approximately 10 mph.
  • Precipitation: There is a 25% chance of rain.

Game details:

  • Date: Saturday, September 6, 2025
  • Location: Kyle Field in College Station, Texas
  • Gametime: 11:45 a.m. CDT

Possible impact on play:

  • Warm and humid conditions: Players may need to be mindful of staying hydrated in the heat and humidity.
  • Wind: The moderate wind could have a minor impact on passing or kicking accuracy, though this is not expected to be a major factor.

South Florida Bulls at Florida Gators SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘9’ because of the location, time of day and expected temperature around 94 degrees.

The gametime weather for the South Florida Bulls vs. Florida Gators game on Saturday, September 6, 2025, in Gainesville, Florida, is expected to be warm, humid, and partly cloudy, with a chance of rain.

Game details

  • Location: Ben Hill Griffin Stadium in Gainesville, Florida
  • Kickoff: 4:15 p.m. ET

Expected weather conditions at gametime

  • Temperature: High of 93–94°F.
  • Precipitation: There is a 20% chance of rain during the day, increasing to a 30% chance in the evening.
  • Cloud cover: Partly cloudy.
  • Humidity: Around 75%.
  • Wind: Light winds from the east at about 7 mph.

Louisiana Tech at LSU SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘7’ because of the location, time of day and expected temperature around 91 degrees. Wind from the north and 6:30 pm kickoff kept the score below 8.

Game day weather (Saturday, September 6, 2025):

  • High temperature: Around 91°F.
  • Low temperature: Around 72°F.
  • Precipitation: A 35% chance of rain during the day, dropping to a 15% chance at night.
  • Cloud cover: Partly cloudy.
  • Wind: Light winds from the north at around 7 mph.

Bethune-Cookman vs. Miami: SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘7’ because of the much higher humidity, tropical moisture fueled rain and temperatures in the mid-80’s.

  • High Temperature: 84°F
  • Low Temperature (overnight): 79°F
  • Chance of Rain: 70% during the day, decreasing to 35% at night. Tropical moisture often produces afternoon and evening showers in South Florida in September.
  • Winds: From the southwest at 9 mph.
  • Venue: Hard Rock Stadium, which is an open-air stadium.

Game day weather forecast:

  • High Temperature: 84°F
  • Low Temperature (overnight): 79°F
  • Chance of Rain: 70% during the day, decreasing to 35% at night. Tropical moisture often produces afternoon and evening showers in South Florida in September.
  • Winds: From the southwest at 9 mph.
  • Venue: Hard Rock Stadium, which is an open-air stadium.

Houston at Rice SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘9’ because of the high humidity and temperatures still in the 90’s at the 6:00 p.m. kickoff.

For the game between the Houston Cougars and the Rice Owls on September 6, 2025, at Rice Stadium, conditions are expected to be hot and humid, with a risk of thunderstorms. The game starts at 6:00 p.m. CDT, so the heat and humidity may lessen slightly throughout the evening, but it will still be a factor.

Expected gametime conditions

  • Temperature: At kickoff, the temperature is likely to be around 85–88°F. It will drop into the low 80s and possibly the high 70s later in the game.
  • Humidity: The humidity will be high, with September in Houston averaging around 71% relative humidity. The high heat and humidity will make the air feel muggy, and the heat index could exceed 100°F.
  • Precipitation: September is one of Houston’s rainiest months, and there is a high chance of thunderstorms. The day will likely experience intermittent, heavy rainfall.
  • Wind: Wind speeds typically average around 11 mph in September in Houston.
  • Daylight: The game is scheduled for the evening, beginning after sunset.

Weather delay policy

Lightning is the most likely cause of a delay. Standard NCAA policy requires a minimum 30-minute delay if lightning is detected within eight miles of the stadium.

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