SwampButt Underwear Reminds Sweaty American Men That Summer Doesn’t End With the School Bell…

School May Have Started But Summer Is Not Over According To SwampButt Underwear.

Lake Jackson, TX – August 18, 2025 — Just because school buses are rolling and backpacks are full of pens, pencils, and places for students to hide their smartphones, doesn’t mean summer is over. SwampButt Underwear, America’s most candid brand of men’s underwear for sweaty backsides, wants to remind everyone that the heat, humidity and the feeling of swampiness is still alive and well, no matter what the school calendar says. “Just because junior is on the bus, does not mean it’s fall,” according to unmarried and childless SwampButt Underwear spokesman, Nick Heraldson. “My butt crack feels like Saigon during the monsoon season.” When told there was no longer a city named Saigon but that it was known now as “Ho Chi Min City” Heraldson responded, “OK, then Singapore.”

When Fall Starts

Fall officially begins September 22 but try telling that to someone stuck on an aluminum or plastic stadium seat, golf cart or leather car seat in 96-degree heat. “August and September are the sweatiest months in many parts of the country, Heraldson said. “Our customers know it. Their shorts know it. Their underwear shows it.” SwampButt Underwear, designed specifically for men who suffer from visible butt sweat, is made with moisture-wicking performance fabric that pulls sweat away from the body, helping to keep wearers dry and publicly presentable — even in the face of rising temps, outdoor school events, or overzealous tailgates.

The Lie of Autumn: Pumpkin Spice ≠ Cold Weather

Retailers love to roll out the fall gear early, but SwampButt is calling foul. “Just because some dude with man bun and nose piercing at the fancy coffee store (the lawyers told us not to say ‘Starbucks’) poured nutmeg on a latte doesn’t mean you need to break out the corduroy,” Heraldson added. “It’s still hot. You’re still sweating. Your butt still needs us.”

SwampButt’s message is simple: Don’t let the illusion of fall lure you into complacency. If your backside is still broiling in the bleachers or puddling in the pickup truck or the will call line, you’re not alone — and you don’t have to suffer needlessly.

“Until the first cold front actually arrives sometime in late November, SwampButt Underwear remains your last, best line of defense,” Heraldson said. “School is in. SwampButt Underwear season is still out of control.”

About SwampButt Underwear
Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, SwampButt Underwear designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All SwampButt Underwear is made right here in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission.