The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is an unlikely but pretty good predictor of game results…
Why does SwampButt Underwear care? Because playing football makes players sweaty. Playing football where the weather is hot and humid makes players sweatier. Wearing SwampButt Underwear makes players and everyone else more un-sweaty or un-sweatier. All forecasts are as of November 7, 2025. The Scale of Sultry rates climate advantage on a 1–10 scale and converts it into a Sultry Spread (Home minus Visitor). Positive spreads indicate a potential home-climate edge; negative spreads indicate conditions that may suit the visitor.
November 7, 2025 – Few understood the link between SwampButt Underwear and college football predictions at first. But with a winning percentage of correct picks that rivals other older and better-established methods, the SwampButt Scale of Sultry continues to link weather, climate, and their effects on conditioning to winning teams.
For the first ten weeks of the college football season the Scale of Sultry picked 34 wins against 23 incorrect picks. For week 10 the scale posted its first losing percentage going only 6-7. “With cooler weather and more evenly matched conference matchups, the differences between teams and the ability of the ‘Scale’ to make correct choices is evening up,” according to SwampButt Underwear’s corporate spokesman and ‘numberologist’ Nick Heraldson. “The curve is definitely flattening out as the season progresses. But, we are staying with the methodology regardless as an experiment in predictive ‘numberology’,”
SwampButt Underwear Week Eleven Predictions
Below are the projected weather conditions and SwampButt Scale of Sultry assessments for select college football games scheduled for November 6, and 7, 2025. The Scale of Sultry measures the combined effects of temperature, humidity, and wind on perceived discomfort, particularly during athletic events like college football. A higher Sultry Index (1–10) indicates more oppressive, humid conditions favoring teams accustomed to such climates.
| Game | Sultry Index Estimate | Home‑Climate Advantage | Prediction |
| Houston @ UCF | 6.0 | UCF (accustomed to humid nights) | UCF win |
| Texas A&M @ Missouri | 5.5 | Texas A&M (warmer climate edge) | Texas A&M win |
| BYU @ Texas Tech | 4.0 | Texas Tech (dry West Texas climate) | Texas Tech win |
| Georgia @ Mississippi State | 6.3 | Miss State (home in similar humidity) | Miss State win |
| Auburn @ Vanderbilt | 5.2 | Auburn (used to higher humidity) | Auburn win |
| Syracuse @ Miami | 6.8 | Miami (tropical humidity) | Miami win |
| LSU @ Alabama | 6.5 | LSU (deep South acclimation) | LSU win |
| Northwestern @ USC | 4.5 | USC (mild coastal conditions) | USC win |
| Indiana @ Penn State | 3.8 | Penn State (cool fall advantage) | Penn State win |
| Oregon @ Iowa | 4.2 | Iowa (cooler, dry conditions) | Iowa win |
| Wake Forest @ Virginia | 5.0 | Wake Forest (slightly more humid home climate) | Wake Forest win |
| Navy @ Notre Dame | 3.5 | Notre Dame (cool northern autumn) | Notre Dame win |
| Louisiana Tech @ Delaware | 4.8 | Louisiana Tech (humidity edge) | Louisiana Tech win |
| Duke @ UConn | 3.7 | Duke (southern conditioning advantage) | Duke win |
| Florida State @ Clemson | 5.6 | Florida State (accustomed to tropical humidity) | Florida State win |
| Kansas @ Arizona | 4.0 | Arizona (dry, desert climate) | Arizona win |
| Iowa State @ TCU | 4.5 | TCU (mild North Texas fall) | TCU win |
The Sultry Index is a qualitative 1–10 scale estimating heat‑humidity discomfort. Values above 6 indicate sweaty, fatiguing conditions that may favor Gulf‑ or Atlantic‑Coast teams; values below 4 represent cooler, drier conditions typical of northern autumn play.
SwampButt Underwear Company Background
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that designs and sells moisture-wicking underwear for men who sweat—a lot. Based in the sweltering Gulf Coast of Texas, the company leans on humor, honesty, and performance-focused fabrics to help customers fight embarrassing perspiration. The SwampButt Underwear name, while irreverent, reflects a universal reality: sweating happens, and we make it more bearable.
SwampButt Underwear products are made in Texas. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the U.S. and abroad. We paid a lot for the trademark so please only use it with permission.
Quote for Attribution
“Our premise is simple,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. It’s valid enough.”