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It’s Too Late Too Mail Early for Christmas. So Now What?
The United States Postal Service (USPS) motto is ‘mail early.’ Unfortunately, on December 23, 2024, ‘early’ is long past though the need to find gifts is anything but. What is a procrastinator to do? Say hello to web based gift cards. There are plenty of reasons to use gift cards. For example, you forgot.
Other Reasons To Need A Gift Card
Life is plenty busy. So for those with poor time management skills, or who cannot decide what to buy someone or don’t want the hassle of shopping, paying, wrapping, delivering, disappointing, taking back for an exchange, not finding what is needed, lost the gift receipt, there is nowhere to park, getting really pissed off at the store and at the ungrateful mutt to whom the gift was given? Well those days are behind the shopping public if gift card is used.
A gift card is perfect for those on any shoppers’ lists who never like anything anyway. It’s a gift card but more. It’s convenient, affordable, hassle free and best of all shows those who receive them that at least one shopper pretended to care about them enough to go online and send them something via e-mail. Is this a great country or what?
Gift cards are more popular in 2024 than ever. Here are some facts about the thing people give when they forgot to get a gift, almost.
US gift card revenue
– The US gift card market is expected to generate $324.5 billion in revenue in 2024, which is a 17.7% increase from the previous year.
Global gift card market
– The global gift card market is expected to reach $4.399 trillion by 2032, which is a 16.3% compound annual growth rate (CAGR) from 2024.
Gift card sales
– According to Blackhawk Network, the average shopper plans to spend 48% of their holiday budget on gift cards in 2024, which is higher than the 39% spent in 2023.
Gift card popularity
According to Capital One, 71% of holiday shoppers plan to purchase gift cards in 2024.
Gift card use by age group
According to Blackhawk Network, Gen Z and millennials plan to spend 54% of their gift budget on gift cards in 2024, which is higher than the 41% spent in 2023.
Interestingly, Gift Cards are high on the lists of people who make their desires known, according to Statista. ‘Statista.’ 
SwampButt Underwear is not the first company to be able to offer this service but they are the only men’s underwear brand that anyone who works there knew about. “I’m surprised to learn that other companies are able to do this,” Heraldson said sheepishly. “But I am sure that we are the only men’s underwear brand that does and to prove it, I will investigate this no further.”
An emailed gift card, on the other hand is harder to lose or break while scraping ice off of a windshield. “The age of convenience via the Internet means the need for human contact of any sort will soon go the way of the dinosaur,” said company spokesperson and troubled loner Nick Heraldson. “The day may come when gifts are delivered via aerial drone or ‘beamed’ (like Star Trek) into the homes of gift recipients. But for now, the certificate delivered via e-mail will do.”
The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card Makes Pretending To Care Easier Than Ever.
For those who cannot decide what to buy someone or don’t want the hassle of shopping, paying, wrapping, delivering, disappointing, taking back for an exchange, not finding what is needed, lost the gift receipt, there is nowhere to park, getting really pissed off at the store and at the ungrateful mutt to whom the gift was given? Well those days are behind the shopping public (see the pun there) with the SwampButt Underwear Gift Card (https://swampbutt.com/gift_card/).
The SwampButt Underwear gift card is perfect for those on any shoppers’ lists who never like anything anyway. It’s a gift card but more. It’s convenient, affordable, hassle free and best of all shows those who receive them that at least one shopper pretended to care about them enough to go on line and send them something via e-mail. Is this a great country or what?
The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card is available for Christmas and anytime via the company’s web site at www.swampbutt.com.
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