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SwampButt Underwear Valentine’s Day 2021

  • On February 8, 2021
SwampButt Underwear Valentine’s Day 2021. Another Valentine’s Day is almost here. Time to give gifts, send cards, swap spit and finish taking down the Christmas lights. Finding the right Valentine’s gift for a man can be tough. We can help. How? Because we know that every sweaty, lovable man will relish a new pair of SwampButt Underwear.
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New Post Season Award for College Football… SwampButt Underwear Introduces the ‘Turnover-Turnover’ Award

  • On October 6, 2020
New Post Season Award for College Football… SwampButt Underwear Introduces the ‘Turnover-Turnover’ Award. In an age where everyone gets a trophy, it was time to point out a season’s worth of botch, failure and flop. Introducing the ‘SwampButt Underwear Turnover-Turnover.’ The ‘Turnover-Turnover’ or T2 will go to the team and player who has fumbled, booted, dropped, […]
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Congratulations Coach Tom Herman: The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week One

  • On September 4, 2018
Congratulations Coach Tom Herman…  The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week One Lake Jackson, TX. (September 4, 2018) SwampButt Underwear (www.swampbutt.com) is proud to introduce the ‘College Football Coach On The Hot Seat’ award for week one of the college football season. Week one’s winner, with a full-on third-degree singe […]
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SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You!

  • On August 17, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You! It is not fall, but advertising purchased in the tens of millions of dollars would have Americans believe otherwise. A disconnect between calendars, thermometers and so called ‘fall back to school’ sales did not escape the makers of SwampButt Underwear’s™ notice (www.swampbutt.com). What […]
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Texas Governor Keeps Bars Closed But Mum On Kissing Football Players

  • On July 1, 2020
Texas Governor Keeps Bars Closed But Mum On Kissing Football Players. Texas Governor Greg Abbott ordered bars in the state of Texas closed and has insisted that they remain that way due to a recent spike in Coronavirus/Covid-19 cases that are said to be from people who were in bars. To make his message go […]
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Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As “My Ass Sweats Too Much”

  • On May 16, 2018
SwampButt Is A Medical Thing Hyperhydrosis. The condition known as ‘swamp butt’ is an actual medical thing. Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, also known as “My Ass Sweats Too Much” is the actual medical name. Who knew? You can read more here: https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a23922/the-science-of-sweat/. Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As “My Ass Sweats Too Much” as seen here in this golfer. […]
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