SwampButt Scale of Sultry Sweats Out a 61% Win Rate

Conditions were especially severe during Texas’ 59–7 victory over Texas State in Austin. The temperature reached 102 degrees, with a reported feels-like temperature of approximately 104 to 105. A widely circulated photograph showed spectators crowded beneath the stadium seeking shade.

A college football prediction model that ignored rankings, betting lines, coaching, injuries and player talent correctly selected 55 of 90 Week 1 winners. The SwampButt Underwear™ Scale of Sultry finished the first full week of the 2026 college football season with a 55–35 record—61% accuracy—after making every selection using one deliberately narrow variable: which team was accustomed to the hotter and more humid home environment.

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What’s in a Name? First Look: SwampButt Performance Underwear Written by: Tony Korologos | Thursday, September 6th, 2018 Categories: Golf Apparel • Golf Gear Tags: SwampButt Fortunately I live in a high desert area of northern Utah, not Florida. Our humidity level is minimal, when it is high. Only a couple of times per year […]

Buy One Pair of SwampButt Underwear And Get Another Pair Free.

This sale ends August 31, 2025. The generous people at SwampButt Underwear™ are hosting their Final Last Half of August Buy One Get One Free Sale for people who purchase SwampButt Underwear™ before the end of August. The sale ends midnight, August 31, 2025, which, yes, is the end of August. “When September starts, the […]

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Outcomes for College Football Week Four

The Scale of Sultry is now 9-1 picking winners of college football game.  The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is 9-1 picking college football winners this season, based on the meteorological and climate conditions used to make these predictions. The results for this week (5-1) were impressive, but not perfect as they were the previous […]

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