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New Post Season Award for College Football… SwampButt Underwear Introduces the ‘Turnover-Turnover’ Award

  • On October 6, 2020
New Post Season Award for College Football… SwampButt Underwear Introduces the ‘Turnover-Turnover’ Award. In an age where everyone gets a trophy, it was time to point out a season’s worth of botch, failure and flop. Introducing the ‘SwampButt Underwear Turnover-Turnover.’ The ‘Turnover-Turnover’ or T2 will go to the team and player who has fumbled, booted, dropped, […]
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Congratulations Coach Tom Herman: The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week One

  • On September 4, 2018
Congratulations Coach Tom Herman…  The SwampButt Underwear College Football Coach On The Hot Seat For Week One Lake Jackson, TX. (September 4, 2018) SwampButt Underwear (www.swampbutt.com) is proud to introduce the ‘College Football Coach On The Hot Seat’ award for week one of the college football season. Week one’s winner, with a full-on third-degree singe […]
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SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You!

  • On August 17, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You! It is not fall, but advertising purchased in the tens of millions of dollars would have Americans believe otherwise. A disconnect between calendars, thermometers and so called ‘fall back to school’ sales did not escape the makers of SwampButt Underwear’s™ notice (www.swampbutt.com). What […]
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Texas Governor Keeps Bars Closed But Mum On Kissing Football Players

  • On July 1, 2020
Texas Governor Keeps Bars Closed But Mum On Kissing Football Players. Texas Governor Greg Abbott ordered bars in the state of Texas closed and has insisted that they remain that way due to a recent spike in Coronavirus/Covid-19 cases that are said to be from people who were in bars. To make his message go […]
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Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As “My Ass Sweats Too Much”

  • On May 16, 2018
SwampButt Is A Medical Thing Hyperhydrosis. The condition known as ‘swamp butt’ is an actual medical thing. Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, also known as “My Ass Sweats Too Much” is the actual medical name. Who knew? You can read more here: https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a23922/the-science-of-sweat/. Hexsel’s Hyperhidrosis, Also Known As “My Ass Sweats Too Much” as seen here in this golfer. […]
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SwampButt Underwear’s 2020 College Coaches on the Hot Seat

  • On September 20, 2020
SwampButt Underwear’s 2020 College Coaches on the Hot Seat September 18, 2020 — With every college and university in the nation taking the Coronavirus/Covid-19 pandemic seriously (except Memphis) the makers of SwampButt Underwear introduce the 2020 College Football Coaches on the Hot Seat. The B1G reconsidered not playing and rethought their original reluctance. Presidents of […]
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SwampButt Underwear Coaches’ On The Hot Seat September 21, 2020 Coach Mike Gundy Sits Atop the SwampButt Underwear College Coaches’ Hot Seat this Week

  • On September 20, 2020
Who else could it possibly be… SwampButt Underwear Coaches’ On The Hot Seat September 21, 2020 September 21, 2020 – Coach Mike Gundy sits atop the SwampButt Underwear College Coaches’ Hot Seat this week. Saturday’s contests found one constant in a year where the only thing constant is the lack of consistency. That one thing […]
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