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Less SwampButt to Contend With as Cooler Late November Conditions Negate the Scale of Sultry Everywhere, Almost Lake Jackson, TX — (November 28, 2025) — SwampButt Underwear released its fully expanded Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’ report for rivalry weekend across college football. This edition includes an exclusive appearance by Rufus — the company’s realistic, […]
According to SwampButt Underwear, by late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, and/or a poorly supervised middle-school field trip.
By late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, a group therapy session, and a poorly supervised middle-school field trip. It’s the one place where time slows down, patience evaporates, and everyone becomes intimately aware of how sweaty the people around them are. Especially from the waist down. You need SwampButt Underwear.
According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry… Late-Season Heat and Humidity Reshape Today’s College Football Landscape November 22, 2025 (Lake Jackson, TX) As college football enters its final stretch before championship season, atmospheric conditions across the nation are shaping more than just tailgates. According to SwampButt Underwear’s Scale of Sultry, today’s matchups unfold under […]
While a marketing and public relations tool for SwampButt … The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12 Slug: How Weather, Heat, Humidity, Climate, and Conditioning Affect College Football. November 18, 2025 — The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ has accurately predicted 10 college football game outcomes through Week 12, […]
The SwampButt Scale of “Sultry” is a numeric index from 1 to 10 developed by the company SwampButt Underwear to assess how hot and humid (sultry) conditions will be at college football games. The scale is used to predict game outcomes based on which team is better conditioned to play in those specific weather conditions.
Week 12 of the college football season lands on Saturday, November 15, and the weather is out here doing its best impression of a defensive coordinator: confusing, relentless, and determined to make somebody miserable.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry indexes for College Football outcomes.
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Week 10.
More Historical Data Fuels the Scale of Sultry (October 25, 2025) SwampButt Underwear today announced its latest data-driven college football tie in approach to marketing its garments with the release of its Week 9 college football predictions based on the ‘Scale of Sultry,’ a proprietary model developed to measure how weather and humidity effect on-field […]
