News from and about SwampButt Underwear.
SwampButt Underwear mascot Rufus, enjoying a grown up summer with shorter lines, no children, ample parking, fish still biting, sun still shining, golf courses, parks and attractions without a stroller or toddler on a leash to offend the eye.
SWAMPBUTT UNDERWEAR™ LAUNCHES SCALE OF SULTRY WEB APP FOR GOLF, TENNIS, CAMPING AND OTHER OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES.
SwampButt Underwear launched a mobile-friendly web app that puts its Scale of Sultry 2.0 weather calculator within easy reach of anyone wondering just how swampy the day is likely to become. And, how soggy their backsides will feel, sodden with visible butt sweat.
The web-based SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0 estimates the likelihood of visible butt sweat and uncomfortable underwear conditions. The upgraded calculator measures something conventional temperature and humidity readings leave in the shade.
The most practical tool for managing wardrobe based on weather conditions.
Record Heat Wave Arrival Coincides With SwampButt Underwear’s Scale of Sultry Introduction.
SwampButt Underwear Introduces Online Calculator to Measure Weather and How Wet or Dry Ones Underwear Is. This is the first and only tool of its kind anywhere to assign a numeric rating to both comfort and underwear drying. Online Calculator ‘Scale of Sultry’ Translates Temperature, Humidity and Fabric-Drying Potential into a Single Comfort Rating from […]
SwampButt Underwear Declares Rain Separates Running Gear from Laundry. Choose Accordingly. SwampButt Underwear Reminds July 4th Runners That Wet Clothes, Long Miles and Poor-Fitting Underwear Can Create a Patriotic Chafing Emergency. LAKE JACKSON, Texas — July 4th, 2026, is the USA’s 250th birthday. It is also a day when there are a lot of ‘4 […]
These are the top fourteen hazards to expect at your beach wedding, according to SwampButt Underwear.
It is no surprise that many guys will sweat a lot on prom night. In the south and southwest, prom season occurs in spring when the weather is already almost ‘summer like.’ Add to this dancing, un-airconditioned gyms, other prom goers in close proximity and prom night jitters. This is a perfect storm of conditions […]
SwampButt Underwear helps manage heat and sweat that will build up during outdoor exercise even in the winter.
