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SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Forecast for Week 11
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry indexes for College Football outcomes.
November 7, 2025
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The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry indexes for College Football outcomes.
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More Historical Data Fuels the Scale of Sultry (October 25, 2025) SwampButt Underwear today announced its latest data-driven college football tie in approach to marketing
The ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and stifling like Singapore, Saigon, or Clute) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number.
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“Our premise is simple,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. It’s valid enough.”
SwampButt Underwear will again when it comes to the conditions in addition to giving the game a ‘Scale of Sultry’ numeric rating. The rating assess college football conditions that takes multiple weather variables and turns them into an easy-to-understand scale.
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SwampButt Underwear presents its ‘Scale of Sultry’ for college football week three.
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Regardless, these are some of the most uncomfortable locations in the U.S. to watch college football We rate these games based on a combination of heat and humidity and combine these into a number between 0 and 10. The higher the number the more uncomfortable the setting. It has little to do with how good or competitive a game might or might not be. But the weather, specifically heat and humidity, will impact player performance due to team conditioning. We call this the ‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games.
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Recognize the signs of heat exhaustion—dizziness, cramps, nausea—and if symptoms occur, stop activities immediately. Seek cool shade and hydrate.