Dads Are Number 1 Great Valentines Day Gifts
SWAMPBUTT UNDERWEAR
Maybe it’s a little unorthodox, but SwampButt Underwear is actually a very considerate gift for any guy, not just dads! These are good for everyday wear or a rigorous workout. He’ll stay dry and comfortable, which will help him stay odor-free. Who wouldn’t love to walk around with that kind of confidence? Their performance line is especially good for long workouts, with a wider leg opening for comfort and ease of movement. They’re long lasting too, and made in the U.S.A!
Camouflage Wetness with Camouflage Underwear
The idea of hiding an otherwise soaking wet man-butt with sweat wicking underwear that was made with camouflage fabric seemed like the makings of a really amusing promotion. “Everyone thought that ‘camouflage with camouflage’ was the start of a pretty funny bit,” said corporate spokesman and frequent vacationer Nick Heraldson. “We envisioned a way to really use language and plays on words to help us make the point about what we were offering and for whom. But like so many ‘good ideas’, there was not much substance left after the idea was accepted. We had a deadline though so we went with what we had and went home.”
How It Works
SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA garments are made from 83% polyester and 17% Spandex. The leg openings and waist bands are larger and more forgiving than the original offering the company made. “More Spandex means more stretchier,” Heraldson pointed out. The fabric is also made to prevent odors accompanied by the overheated butt-crack.
Bad-odors tend to get into fabrics and stay there. No amount of washing, scrubbing or beating underpants on rocks will remove the stench born of butt sweat and worse. To combat the presence of this bouquet of stink, the new SwampButt Performance Made in the USA garments are also made with ‘Microblok’ technology to prevent stinky drawers, or from the latin; ubi foetidum.
MicroBlok inhibits the growth of bacteria on treated surfaces of products, greatly reducing stains, odors, and product deterioration. According to the people who make it, ‘the MicroBlok product line inhibits the growth of bacteria, fungi, molds, yeasts and other microbes on treated surfaces of products, greatly reducing stains, odors and product deterioration. MicroBlok has undergone rigorous laboratory testing. These tests measure the inhibition of bacteria, fungi, molds and other microbes on the tested plastic substrates.
It’s an ideal inhibitor for use in products subject to high humidity such as those intended for kitchen and bath environments as well as outdoor uses including furniture, decking and yes underwear. Additional product uses include sponges, bath mats, wire and cable insulation, plastic gloves, scrub brushes and footwear.’ “if there is a warmer or more humid place than a fat guys’ butt crack, I don’t want to know about it,” Heraldson declared.
Dads have a completely different set of needs and priorities, and after long days of working and/or caring for you and a little one, what a new dad wants more than anything is to be taken care of! This Valentine’s Day make him feel appreciated and special with one of the ideas from this gift guide I’ve put together. There’s something for everyone, whether the new dad in your life is an athlete who misses the gym, a workaholic who needs to destress, or a connoisseur of fine spirits. Something on this list of Valentine’s Day gifts for new dads is sure to give him a very happy Valentine’s Day!
About SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes products that help solve a real problem. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the U.S. and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.