College Football Week 0 The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry
Is Going to the Game
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is now live for every Division 1 college football game on a weekly basis. Know what to wear based on the ‘scale’ as it knows what the weather in your pants will be on game day.
Seven opening-weekend match ups. Seven venues. One gloriously sweaty forecast from SwampButt Underwear.
Meet the Sultry Seven
Week 0 kicks off Saturday, August 29, 2026. Times below are Eastern. Weather and sultriness can change—check the live forecast before kickoff.
Memphis at UNLV
Indoor venue
North Carolina vs. TCU
International opener
San José State at USC
Outdoor venue
NC State vs. Virginia
International opener
Jacksonville State at North Dakota State
Indoor venue
Hawaii at Stanford
Outdoor venue
New Mexico State at Florida State
Outdoor venue
What is the Scale of Sultry?
It is SwampButt Underwear’s more honest way to describe game-day heat—combining temperature, humidity, sunlight and how quickly fabric dries.
Why stadium conditions matter
Kickoff time, sunshine and whether a venue is indoors can completely change the experience. The live football forecast keeps those details together.
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The Scale of Sultry is an informational and entertainment tool, not an official weather warning. Follow local authorities and venue guidance during dangerous heat or severe weather.