According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry… Late-Season Heat and Humidity Reshape Today’s College Football Landscape November 22, 2025 (Lake Jackson, TX) As college football enters its final stretch before championship season, atmospheric conditions across the nation are shaping more than just tailgates. According to SwampButt Underwear’s Scale of Sultry, today’s matchups unfold under […]
The SwampButt Scale of “Sultry” is a numeric index from 1 to 10 developed by the company SwampButt Underwear to assess how hot and humid (sultry) conditions will be at college football games. The scale is used to predict game outcomes based on which team is better conditioned to play in those specific weather conditions.
Week 12 of the college football season lands on Saturday, November 15, and the weather is out here doing its best impression of a defensive coordinator: confusing, relentless, and determined to make somebody miserable.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry indexes for College Football outcomes.
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Predictions for NCAA Football Week 7 after a 12-6 record the first six weeks… October 10, 2025 – The newest and most unique way of predicting college football outcomes rolled through its third week going 4-2 for week six. This makes the SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ 12-6 picking college […]
August 5 Was National Underwear Day Even an underwear company can forget the biggest day of the year; SwampButt Underwear’s hilarious misstep is a masterclass in owning your mistakes. This was published in Mantelligence. We are grateful to them for the positive attention and for getting what we were trying to do. Story by: Editorial Dept. […]
Recognize the signs of heat exhaustion—dizziness, cramps, nausea—and if symptoms occur, stop activities immediately. Seek cool shade and hydrate.
Recognizing and preventing heat-related illness is important.
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