August 5 Was National Underwear Day Even an underwear company can forget the biggest day of the year; SwampButt Underwear’s hilarious misstep is a masterclass in owning your mistakes. This was published in Mantelligence. We are grateful to them for the positive attention and for getting what we were trying to do. Story by: Editorial Dept. […]
“Our premise is simple,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. It’s valid enough.”
SwampButt Underwear will again when it comes to the conditions in addition to giving the game a ‘Scale of Sultry’ numeric rating. The rating assess college football conditions that takes multiple weather variables and turns them into an easy-to-understand scale.
College Football Week Three Results….The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Scores 100% for Accurate Outcome Predictions.
Regardless, these are some of the most uncomfortable locations in the U.S. to watch college football We rate these games based on a combination of heat and humidity and combine these into a number between 0 and 10. The higher the number the more uncomfortable the setting. It has little to do with how good or competitive a game might or might not be. But the weather, specifically heat and humidity, will impact player performance due to team conditioning. We call this the ‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games.
Sweating It Out SwampButt Underwear College Football Week Two… Six Reasons the Heat and Humidity Will Affect Football Outcomes September 4, 2025 (Lake Jackson, Texas) Does the weather and specifically the temperature and humidity effect the performance of college football teams? Short answer, yes. Longer answer, we believe so. Weather conditions, especially temperature and humidity, […]
Recognizing and preventing heat-related illness is important.
SwampButt Underwear Declares Independence from Visible Butt Sweat With $17.76 Price Point—Saving American Men More Than Just Pride.
Heat wave forecast across much of U.S.
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