August 5 Was National Underwear Day Even an underwear company can forget the biggest day of the year; SwampButt Underwear’s hilarious misstep is a masterclass in owning your mistakes. This was published in Mantelligence. We are grateful to them for the positive attention and for getting what we were trying to do. Story by: Editorial Dept. […]
After a 9-1 record the first two weeks for SwampButt… The SwampButt Underwear Prediction Scale of Sultry Is Picking College Football Winners for Week Five September 26, 2025 – The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ is 9-1 picking college football winners this season, so far. The ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a numeric scale of 1 […]
Scale of Sultry Outcomes for College Football Week Four The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is 9-1 Picking College Football Winners September 23, 2025 – The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is 9-1 picking college football winners this season, based on the meteorological and climate conditions used to make these predictions. The results for this […]
Scale of Sultry Outcomes for College Football Week Four SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Goes 5-1 in Week 4 The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is 9-1 picking college football winners this season, based on the meteorological and climate conditions used to make these predictions. The results for this week (5-1) were impressive, but not […]
“Our premise is simple,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. It’s valid enough.”
SwampButt Underwear will again when it comes to the conditions in addition to giving the game a ‘Scale of Sultry’ numeric rating. The rating assess college football conditions that takes multiple weather variables and turns them into an easy-to-understand scale.
College Football Week Three Results….The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Scores 100% for Accurate Outcome Predictions.
SwampButt Underwear presents its ‘Scale of Sultry’ for college football week three.
Night sweats are a common complaint experienced by many individuals. One report of over 2,000 patients visiting a primary care physician found that over 40 percent of adults experienced night sweats at least once a month, with even higher rates found in women and men 41 to 55 years old.
Regardless, these are some of the most uncomfortable locations in the U.S. to watch college football We rate these games based on a combination of heat and humidity and combine these into a number between 0 and 10. The higher the number the more uncomfortable the setting. It has little to do with how good or competitive a game might or might not be. But the weather, specifically heat and humidity, will impact player performance due to team conditioning. We call this the ‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games.
