SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Predictions for NCAA Football Week 7 after a 12-6 record the first six weeks…
October 10, 2025 – The newest and most unique way of predicting college football outcomes rolled through its third week going 4-2 for week six. This makes the SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ 12-6 picking college football winners this season, so far. Week seven offers some surprises for college football fans. As a review of how this works, the ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and sultry like Singapore or Clute, TX) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number. The premise is that schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates
The ’Scale of Sultry’ was originally designed to inform local fans about what to expect at their respective stadiums in terms of heat and humidity. It has since evolved.
The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Picks for Week Seven
Partly sunny and beautiful
RealFeel®76°
RealFeel Shade™72°
Max UV Index4.0 (Moderate)
WindENE 7 mph
Scale of Sultry Score: 4
Missouri will be downright pleasant feeling at game time which is good news for the fans in attendance and very bad news for the Missouri Tiger football team. Players from the Crimson Tide work out in air so thick and hot normal people would give up a jog, mowing grass, or a round of golf. The Alabama team is in much better condition and will leave the fourth quarter victorious and quite refreshed.
Beautiful with sunshine and a few clouds.
RealFeel®80°
RealFeel Shade™77°
Max UV Index5.0 (Moderate)
WindNNE 12 mph
Scale of Sultry Score: 6
Many believe that humidity was invented in Florida. “Historic records are hazy at best on this point,” Heraldson said. Unusually nice weather at Bobby Bowden stadium will favor the Seminoles.
Advantage Florida State
Very warm; sun and areas of high clouds in the morning, then partly sunny and breezy in the afternoon
RealFeel®89°
RealFeel Shade™87°
Max UV Index5.0 (Moderate)
WindSSW 10 mph
Scale of Sultry Score: 8
The Cougars will feel right at home under the 91-degree sun expected at Boone Pickens Stadium in Stillwater, OK on Saturday October 11, 2025. “Houston is a city located near the warm waters of the Gulf of America,” Heraldson explained. “A constant southerly breeze and proximity to the equator makes it (Houston) feel like Florida, but less stupid.”
Advantage Houston.
Mostly sunny and pleasant
RealFeel®85°
RealFeel Shade™79°
Max UV Index5.0 (Moderate)
WindNE 5 mph
Scale of Sultry Score: 6
People from and who work out in Mississippi will declare this fall weather, and for them 85 degrees is fall. For the Cougars of Pullman, Washington, whose climate is mild enough to grow apples, pears and other cool weather crops, not so much. Pullman is more like Michigan than it is Mississippi. Look for a wilted crop of Cougars.
Advantage Ole Miss.
Mostly cloudy with a little rain
RealFeel®57°
RealFeel Shade™57°
Max UV Index1.0 (Low)
WindSSW 7 mph
Scale of Sultry Score: 2
Chilly with misting rain will make things slipperier than usual. Indiana in summer has enough heat to generate something called ‘corn sweat.’ Hoosiers got all their conditioning in the heat, and it will pay off against the Ducks who will take these conditions as a signal to head south (if they were actual ducks, it’s a metaphor).
Advantage Indiana.
Partly sunny and very warm
RealFeel®93°
RealFeel Shade™88°
Max UV Index5.0 (Moderate)
WindSSE 6 mph
Scale of Sultry Score:
This annual tilt takes place at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, TX. This matters because the climate in Dallas is closer to Austin, TX than it is to Norman, OK. Norman attracts heavy weather like severe thunderstorms and tornados. It gets hot in Oklahoma for certain, but cooler air colliding with warm is what generates all those storms. A longhorn is bread for heat and cactus; they are pretty tough and can turn their season around based on the heat in Dallas October 11, 2025.
Advantage Texas.
Forget Science. What About Naked Sauna People?
There is no actual science involved in the Scale of Sultry. But the observations are made by someone who likes science and even knows some scientists, so it is practically scientific. The ‘Scale of Sultry’ by SwampButt Underwear works thusly.
Think of a sauna, a place where heat and humidity give naked people (who hopefully remembered a towel to sit on) a place to sit and sweat. A sauna significantly raises the heart rate, which can increase up to 120-150 beats per minute, like moderate to heavy exercise. This occurs because the body tries to cool itself by pumping more blood and widening blood vessels to distribute heat to the skin, and this process can help strengthen the cardiovascular system over time. So, it stands to reason that in a climate that is already feels like a sauna will raise the heart rate and result in better conditioned athletes.
To take this one step further, college football teams from the hotter and more humid climates will be better conditioned than those from less humid and hot locations because they practice and do their conditioning in the heat and humidity. Their bodies are used to the whole pump more blood, widen those vessels because it’s hot routine and are therefore better conditioned.
The difference shows up in every game but especially those where a ‘hot weather’ team plays against one from a cooler locale. “Humidity seems to be the determining factor in this equation,” according to SwampButt Underwear spokesman and resident ‘know it all ‘Nick Heraldson. “Humidity is the amount of moisture in the air. Humid air will feel heavier because there is a higher concentration of moisture in the air. But more importantly, humid air will cause sweat to evaporate more slowly, making sweaty people hotter due to a lack of evaporative cooling.” Evaporative cooling sounds pretty scientific, right?
Why Does America’s Most Unique Brand Of Men’s Underwear Care?
The makers of SwampButt Underwear love sports, especially the ones where there is a lot of sweat and sweating. College football is unique because fans and players alike will sweat to excess. Men who sweat most from the waist down will experience visible butt sweat or as it is commonly known, swamp butt. “That visible butt sweat really hits the sweet spot for us,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman and pop-culture devotee Nick Heraldson. “Wait, that’s a bad analogy.”
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