- On November 8, 2016
Election Day 2016 Temperatures Demand SwampButt Underwear. November 8, 2016 is Election Day in the United States. Unusually high temperatures combined with high voter turn out will mean long lines on a hot day. This is the perfect recipe for sweaty bottoms or swampbutt. The answer on this or any day is SwampButt Underwear™.
Inactivity Leads To Swampbutt
Inactive Americans who are not accustomed to things like standing, shuffling slowly while in line and looking for their government approved identification will pour buckets of perspiration into the seats of their pants.
Keep Weight Issues Hidden
Most of us could afford to drop a few pounds, exercise more, and be more mindful of personal hygiene. Occassions like standing in line to vote on a hot day reveal these shortcomings in public. Worse than simply having swampbutt, these folks have swampbutt in public. While not an arrestable offense, it is offensive to anyone with a clear sight line. Election Day 2016 Temperatures Demand SwampButt Underwear
If they were all wearing SwampButt Underwear the issues they have with their weight, impulse control at snack time, and an inability to find anything that fits the ample backside would remain a secret known only to them. Those waiting for New Year’s to resolve their weight issues through a disciplined program of resolute action can disguise this visible sign of over-heated butt cheeks in the meantime. Without SwampButt Underwear, soaking drawers will tell everyone in line behind them the truths they all hoped darker colored clothes and the ability to remain seated for hours would hide. You’ve got swampbutt! Election Day 2016 Temperatures Demand SwampButt Underwear
It is too late for these folks this election cycle, but the next is on the way as the campaigning for it will start when the polls close tonight. Do not be that water-logged butt of an eyesore next time, or any time. Get your SwampButt Underwear at www.swampbutt.com.