Even Rufus, the SwampButt Underwear mascot who always wears SwampButt Underwear ducks under the stands to escape the heat and sultriness of September football.
A college football prediction model that ignored rankings, betting lines, coaching, injuries and player talent correctly selected 55 of 90 Week 1 winners. The SwampButt Underwear™ Scale of Sultry finished the first full week of the 2026 college football season with a 55–35 record—61% accuracy—after making every selection using one deliberately narrow variable: which team was accustomed to the hotter and more humid home environment.
According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry, the Swampiest College Football Game for Week One is Indiana State at Purdue.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Predictions for Week 0
SWAMPBUTT UNDERWEAR™ LAUNCHES SCALE OF SULTRY WEB APP FOR GOLF, TENNIS, CAMPING AND OTHER OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES.
SwampButt Underwear launched a mobile-friendly web app that puts its Scale of Sultry 2.0 weather calculator within easy reach of anyone wondering just how swampy the day is likely to become. And, how soggy their backsides will feel, sodden with visible butt sweat.
The web-based SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0 estimates the likelihood of visible butt sweat and uncomfortable underwear conditions. The upgraded calculator measures something conventional temperature and humidity readings leave in the shade.
SwampButt Underwear Introduces Online Calculator to Measure Weather and How Wet or Dry Ones Underwear Is. This is the first and only tool of its kind anywhere to assign a numeric rating to both comfort and underwear drying. Online Calculator ‘Scale of Sultry’ Translates Temperature, Humidity and Fabric-Drying Potential into a Single Comfort Rating from […]
News Read More Here. by: Rachael Sneed Posted: Jul 31, 2017 / 01:01 PM CDT Updated: Jul 31, 2017 / 01:00 PM CDT LAKE JACKSON, Tx. – A company has released an underwear that will get rid of painful thigh chafe (or what some like to call, “chub rub”) for runners. That company is SwampButt Underwear. SwampButt Underwear […]
No More ‘Swamp Chafe’ as published in ‘Emerging Gear’ Minimize sweat and keep sand from going where it doesn’t belong. The affectionately named SwamButt brand of boxers are made with lycra and spandex to fit snugly and wick away moisture. The brand claims its $19 form-fitting undies prevent “Swamp Chafe,” the miserable sand-in-your-drawers beach phenomenon.
