The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12

The SwampButt Scale of Sultry is blind to anything other than weather, climate, and game day conditions to preict outcomes.

While a marketing and public relations tool for SwampButt … The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12 Slug: How Weather, Heat, Humidity, Climate, and Conditioning Affect College Football. November 18, 2025 — The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ has accurately predicted 10 college football game outcomes through Week 12, […]

SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Predicts College Football Games

Rufus launches SwampButt One, a weather satellite.

The SwampButt Scale of “Sultry” is a numeric index from 1 to 10 developed by the company SwampButt Underwear to assess how hot and humid (sultry) conditions will be at college football games. The scale is used to predict game outcomes based on which team is better conditioned to play in those specific weather conditions.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry – Week 12

Rufus in his SwampButt Underwear Weather Balloon using climate data to predict college football game outcomes.

Week 12 of the college football season lands on Saturday, November 15, and the weather is out here doing its best impression of a defensive coordinator: confusing, relentless, and determined to make somebody miserable.

The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Predictions for Week 9

SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ and Team Advantages for College Football Games Week Four.

More Historical Data Fuels the Scale of Sultry (October 25, 2025) SwampButt Underwear today announced its latest data-driven college football tie in approach to marketing its garments with the release of its Week 9 college football predictions based on the ‘Scale of Sultry,’ a proprietary model developed to measure how weather and humidity effect on-field […]

SwampButt Underwear Owns Mistake With Hilarious Results

August 5 Was National Underwear Day. SwampButt.

August 5 Was National Underwear Day Even an underwear company can forget the biggest day of the year; SwampButt Underwear’s hilarious misstep is a masterclass in owning your mistakes. This was published in Mantelligence. We are grateful to them for the positive attention and for getting what we were trying to do. Story by: Editorial Dept. […]

The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is 9-1 Picking College Football Winners

SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ and Team Advantages for College Football Games Week Four.

Scale of Sultry Outcomes for College Football Week Four The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is 9-1 Picking College Football Winners September 23, 2025 – The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is 9-1 picking college football winners this season, based on the meteorological and climate conditions used to make these predictions. The results for this […]

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