Introducing the ‘SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games

Regardless, these are some of the most uncomfortable locations in the U.S. to watch college football We rate these games based on a combination of heat and humidity and combine these into a number between 0 and 10. The higher the number the more uncomfortable the setting. It has little to do with how good or competitive a game might or might not be. But the weather, specifically heat and humidity, will impact player performance due to team conditioning. We call this the ‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games.
Sweating It Out SwampButt Underwear College Football Week Two… Six Reasons the Heat and Humidity Will Affect Football Outcomes

Sweating It Out SwampButt Underwear College Football Week Two… Six Reasons the Heat and Humidity Will Affect Football Outcomes September 4, 2025 (Lake Jackson, Texas) Does the weather and specifically the temperature and humidity effect the performance of college football teams? Short answer, yes. Longer answer, we believe so. Weather conditions, especially temperature and humidity, […]
Special Notice from SwampButt Underwear… Safeguarding Students Proven Strategies Against Heat-Related Illnesses

Recognize the signs of heat exhaustion—dizziness, cramps, nausea—and if symptoms occur, stop activities immediately. Seek cool shade and hydrate.
How To Know If Your Sweat Is Too Salty

How To Know If Your Sweat Is Too Salty. Whether you’re training for a 5K or logging countless miles in preparation for a marathon, all runners share one thing: sweat.
Is Corn Sweat a Reason for Visible Butt Sweat

Corn sweat will lead to increased visible butt sweating for those in corn country.
Heat-Related Illness

Recognizing and preventing heat-related illness is important.
Sweat, Stage Lights, and the Summer Musical

SwampButt Underwear Sweat, Stage Lights, and the Summer Musical
Heat wave forecast across much of U.S.

Heat wave forecast across much of U.S.
Confessions of a Sweaty Patriarch

Confessions of a Sweaty Patriarch. Why I Trust SwampButt™ Underwear On Stage. By Harold Nicoll, APR / Also Jacob, Father of at least Twelve, This Summer at Brazosport Center Stages.
Beach Combing Reveals More Messages Written in Shells

It does not take Sherlock Holmes to find the secret to SwampButt Underwear. It’s as plain as any message shells on a beach ever revealed, that ‘SwampButt is amazing.’