SwampButt Announcement Better Than Duffy’s
According to SwampButt Underwear, by late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, and/or a poorly supervised middle-school field trip.
According to SwampButt Underwear, by late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, and/or a poorly supervised middle-school field trip.
By late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, a group therapy session, and a poorly supervised middle-school field trip. It’s the one place where time slows down, patience evaporates, and everyone becomes intimately aware of how sweaty the people around them are. Especially from the waist down. You need SwampButt Underwear.
According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry… Late-Season Heat and Humidity Reshape Today’s College Football Landscape November 22, 2025
While a marketing and public relations tool for SwampButt … The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry indexes for College Football outcomes.
The ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and stifling like Singapore, Saigon, or Clute) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number.
Why yes, we do have orange SwampButt Underwear.
The Alamodome in San Antonio, TX hosted the men’s Final Four in early April, 2025. It was the perfect setting for the launch of the SwampButt Underwear ‘Stay Seated’ series of articles where the men’s underwear maker investigates and comments on place and the reasons to stay seated.