So many holidays and so little time to choose SwampButt Underwear: Practical Gifts for Men This December

So many holidays and so little time to choose SwampButt Underwear.

Why SwampButt Underwear Is the Smartest Christmas Gift

There are two types of Christmas gifts: the ones people pretend to like and return for cash, and the ones they actually use and derive benefits.  SwampButt Underwear? It falls into the second category—especially for men who sweat like they’re training for the Olympic sauna team. To help out our sweaty brothers, SwampButt Underwear has […]

SwampButt Underwear Releases Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’

Less SwampButt to Contend With as Cooler Late November Conditions Negate the Scale of Sultry Everywhere, Almost Lake Jackson, TX — (November 28, 2025) — SwampButt Underwear released its fully expanded Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’ report for rivalry weekend across college football. This edition includes an exclusive appearance by Rufus — the company’s realistic, […]

SwampButt Announcement Better Than Duffy’s

According to SwampButt Underwear, by late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, and/or a poorly supervised middle-school field trip.

Air Travel in Late 2025: A Study in Shared Suffering, Sweating and SwampButt

By late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, a group therapy session, and a poorly supervised middle-school field trip. It’s the one place where time slows down, patience evaporates, and everyone becomes intimately aware of how sweaty the people around them are. Especially from the waist down. You need SwampButt Underwear. 

According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry For Week 14

According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry… Late-Season Heat and Humidity Reshape Today’s College Football Landscape November 22, 2025 (Lake Jackson, TX) As college football enters its final stretch before championship season, atmospheric conditions across the nation are shaping more than just tailgates. According to SwampButt Underwear’s Scale of Sultry, today’s matchups unfold under […]

The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12

While a marketing and public relations tool for SwampButt … The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12 Slug: How Weather, Heat, Humidity, Climate, and Conditioning Affect College Football. November 18, 2025 — The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ has accurately predicted 10 college football game outcomes through Week 12, […]

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Forecast for Week 11

The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry indexes for College Football outcomes.

The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Predictions for Week 8 of College Football

The ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and stifling like Singapore, Saigon, or Clute) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number.

Why Yes We Do Have SwampButt Underwear in Orange

Why yes, we do have orange SwampButt Underwear.